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Let's hope that this legend of a man is not remembered for this rubbish
David David David what possessed you to sign up for this rubbish?
David Jason fan 6:40pm Mon 27 Feb

Rating
3.1
 
   
Why bother to watch the whole thing?
The trailers were bad enough to put me off!
DiL 8:50pm Mon 20 Feb
 
   
Jason must be hard up!
To do something like that,painful to watch, turned it off after 10 min. Whatever next...James Bond?
Chazzi 2:11pm Sun 12 Feb
 
   
clueless
Kieth Chegwin could'nt do any worse than that sad clueless old man jason.
sir davd jammy 2:19pm Sat 11 Feb
 
   
Weird one
It is utter rubbish, but you cant help laughing at the stupidity of it! Especialy David Jason dressed as a woman...he must be getting paid a fortune to be doing that!
Adam 9:23am Sat 11 Feb
 
   
You must be joking (or not)
I can't belive how bad this is. Del boy should turn in his grave at this complete and utter rubbish. Mr Jason please have a word with yourself and stop this torture.
Bill 3:33pm Thu 2 Feb
 
   
Rebate
That's at least £30 the beeb owe me for sitting through this crap. Shocking.
Dismayed2012 11:13pm Wed 1 Feb
 
   
A waste of screen time
It's a travesty that this drivel gets to air and side-splittingly hilarious shows like Pulling and Stewart Lee aren't re-commissioned.
Jeez 5:04pm Wed 1 Feb
 
   
Painful
If the this had been invented during Blair's reign special rendition would not have been required!
Quipster 11:04pm Mon 30 Jan
 
   
Very Poor
The worst thing David has ever done.
Dissapointed 9:31pm Mon 30 Jan
 
   
shocking
it's so bad ......... David Jason is such a sad unfunny old man.
George 8:38pm Mon 30 Jan
 
   
Huh!
How the hell did this get a rating as high as 3?
Opto-Mystic 8:19pm Mon 30 Jan
 
   
funny
i watched once, and thought it was quite funny
steve 9:19pm Sun 29 Jan
 
   
Dismal
Utter Crap.
Horace 10:26am Sun 29 Jan
 
   
Rubbish
You all think this is bad!There could be a repeat later in the year. Absolute drivel.What ageing actors will do for money!I used to respect this guy.
Brad 9:52am Sun 29 Jan
 
   
Off His Rocker
Great show can't wait for Seris Two, it's that rubbish I'm addicted to it.
Dangerous Brian 4:55pm Sat 28 Jan
 
   
Lay Off It !!!
dont like it dont watch it. i think its actually quite good. good laugh, you's need to stop comparing it too only fools and horses because will compare too that. its a shame he's getting this reaction. im hapy hes back on screen. on yourself sir david!!
Sirrell2012 9:30pm Fri 27 Jan
 
   
Captain
Captain utter crap, whoever comissioned this shhould be beheaded
Flossy 8:35pm Tue 24 Jan
 
   
Purile
Crap of the highest order.
Ted 7:16pm Tue 24 Jan
 
   
Rubbish
The worst thing he has ever done. For god's sake don't do another series.
Sooner watch News at Ten 10:03pm Mon 23 Jan
 
   
not long now
i keep on hoping waiting for the punchline that turns it on it's head but it ain't going to happen is it truly dismal
masochistic 8:31pm Mon 23 Jan
 
   
OOoohh,Dear.
Sir David,Sir David,Sir David ! Oh Why ? Oh Why ? Oh Why ?
hbts 7:58pm Mon 23 Jan
 
   
Terrible
Put all the episodes together and call it an epic disaster movie
Gerry T 12:52pm Mon 23 Jan
 
   
Discusting
I did not pay my TV licence fee for the BBC to air this rubbish
Opto-mystic 12:08pm Sun 22 Jan
 
   
The most dreadful 6 words in the language...
Have to be 'Officer Hubble reporting for duty, Sir!'. I've watched all 4 episodes so far, but mostly because I am a masochist and like to put myself through the pain of this utter poop.
Actionfish 5:14pm Sat 21 Jan
 
   
Rubbish
Why is this rubbish still on TV ? It should have been scrapped after the first episode, it's an embarrassing disaster that BBC hasn't got the guts to drop because they want to save face.
Woody 4:32pm Thu 19 Jan
 
   
oh dear
nuff said
Jardov 8:57pm Mon 16 Jan
 
   
Don't waste your time
It is utter garbage. What a let down.
Opto-mystic 7:56pm Mon 16 Jan
 
   
Danger Mouse
I don’t know why this program is being knocked its great and looks like to me David Jason is playing this role as danger mouse.
David 7:54pm Mon 16 Jan
 
   
What a Plonker
Gave up after less than ten minutes of first show and didn't try any more. David Jason should have quit while he was ahead!
Jane 5:44pm Mon 16 Jan
 
   
It's a bit of fun
That's what it is, a new version of inspector clouseau, I quite like it.
Music fan. 1:47pm Mon 16 Jan
 
   
Great shame
Its very unfortunate that such a national figure has got involved in such a disaster of a TV show. Lets hope he can rise above it.
William Telling 7:16pm Sun 15 Jan
 
   
a lot of pretentious people here
It is what it is, slapstick humour, I thought it wasn't all that bad, ok so it is no only fools and horses but not bad for a lazy sunday afternoon, if you think you can do better forward your CV to the beeb.
miles 5:51pm Sun 15 Jan
 
   
a lot of pretentious people here
It is what it is, slapstick humour, I thought it wasn't all that bad, ok so it is no only fools and horses but not bad for a lazy sunday afternoon, if you think you can do better forward your CV to the beeb.
miles 4:53pm Sun 15 Jan
 
   
Disappointed
I am afraid I agree with the majority of the previous comments. I was looking forward to the new persona,but heck, I turned off after 25mins. Painful to say the least.Watched again on recorded mode but only lasted 10mins! So sorry.
Tabitha 4:33pm Sun 15 Jan
 
   
Very dissapointed
I laughed at the beginning but as it unfolded, I thought it utter garbage. I am appauled that an actor of the quality and ability of David Jason would lower his standard and debase himself. He has gone down in my estimation.
Opto-Mystic 10:51pm Thu 12 Jan
 
   
Awful waste of talent (acting & technical)
Would have been good back in the days of slapstick but we have all moved on, please no more
Hawkeye 5:18pm Thu 12 Jan
 
   
funny
thought it great, david is a great actor and still is. could be better, but still very funny
sam 5:11pm Wed 11 Jan
 
   
Utter drivel
The most cringingly unumaginative heap of tosh I have seen in a long time. Is Sir David really that hard up that he needs to embarrass himself with this rubbish?
ElHoggo 2:30pm Tue 10 Jan
 
   
Dreadful
I've given this trash 0 out of 10 and I think that's generous. To think this was the great man who was Del Boy. You shouldn't have done it David.
CrashMatt 1:15pm Tue 10 Jan
 
   
An insult to intelligence
Quite the most appalling thing that David Jason has ever done. What a waste of talent and licence payers money.
jon gee 9:14pm Mon 9 Jan
 
   
How can this happen?
Comedy usually needs a small dose of realism - an idiot protecting the Queen is a ridiculous premis- unlike a family trying to sells strange items bought as 'bargins' (OFAH) which is,at least, possible. Bad judgement by the wonderful Sir David, the BBC and everyone involved.A great pity.
Tvmag 9:06pm Mon 9 Jan
 
   
Don't be a T.I.T. David
You should sue the beeb for damages to your reputation as an actor . As a kid I used to hide behind the setee when Quatermass was on , now I find I'm doing it again .
weerab 7:05pm Mon 9 Jan
 
   
Ditch this rubbish
I can't believe license payers money has funded this trash. Sorry David what came over you to play this part. BBC think its so great they repeat it WHY
Toerag 2:31pm Mon 9 Jan
 
   
enough is enough
Whoever thought this would be funny is deluded. An unmitigated disaster for David J a great comedy actor who must be cringing when he watches this crap. Please spike this or put it on bbc4 at 2 in the morning where it will receive the audience it deserves.Someone should be sacked over this.
redanwhite 8:52pm Sun 8 Jan
 
   
OMG
How can David Jason be in such rubbish, and the bbc are putting the 2 episodes on again today, I was embarrased for david, please pull the plug on this
fed up 12:53pm Sun 8 Jan
 
   
story writers
((% of good writers are left out in the cold so that crap writers can serve up such balderdash. Movies made by amateurs on Tube are far better
David Bare 6:39pm Fri 6 Jan
 
   
Appalling!
Appalling!!!
Dave 11:15pm Wed 4 Jan
 
   
Rubbish
I found it embarrassing to watch such a great actor as David Jason appearing in this pathetic programme which was described as a comedy. I squirmed as I watched the first episode. I haven't watched any more.
Alan Jay 7:46pm Wed 4 Jan
 
   
Disastrous
I'm surprised that David Jason agreed to take part in this crap.
Daisy 7:36pm Wed 4 Jan
 
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