Let's hope that this legend of a man is not remembered for this rubbish David David David what possessed you to sign up for this rubbish? David Jason fan6:40pm Mon 27 Feb
Rating 3.1
Why bother to watch the whole thing? The trailers were bad enough to put me off! DiL8:50pm Mon 20 Feb
Jason must be hard up! To do something like that,painful to watch, turned it off after 10 min. Whatever next...James Bond?
Chazzi2:11pm Sun 12 Feb
clueless Kieth Chegwin could'nt do any worse than that sad clueless old man jason. sir davd jammy2:19pm Sat 11 Feb
Weird one It is utter rubbish, but you cant help laughing at the stupidity of it! Especialy David Jason dressed as a woman...he must be getting paid a fortune to be doing that! Adam9:23am Sat 11 Feb
You must be joking (or not) I can't belive how bad this is. Del boy should turn in his grave at this complete and utter rubbish.
Mr Jason please have a word with yourself and stop this torture. Bill3:33pm Thu 2 Feb
Rebate That's at least £30 the beeb owe me for sitting through this crap.
Shocking. Dismayed201211:13pm Wed 1 Feb
A waste of screen time It's a travesty that this drivel gets to air and side-splittingly hilarious shows like Pulling and Stewart Lee aren't re-commissioned. Jeez5:04pm Wed 1 Feb
Painful If the this had been invented during Blair's reign special rendition would not have been required! Quipster11:04pm Mon 30 Jan
Very Poor The worst thing David has ever done. Dissapointed9:31pm Mon 30 Jan
shocking it's so bad ......... David Jason is such a sad unfunny old man. George8:38pm Mon 30 Jan
Huh! How the hell did this get a rating as high as 3? Opto-Mystic8:19pm Mon 30 Jan
funny i watched once, and thought it was quite funny steve9:19pm Sun 29 Jan
Dismal Utter Crap. Horace10:26am Sun 29 Jan
Rubbish You all think this is bad!There could be a repeat later in the year.
Absolute drivel.What ageing actors will do for money!I used to respect this guy. Brad9:52am Sun 29 Jan
Off His Rocker Great show can't wait for Seris Two, it's that rubbish I'm addicted to it. Dangerous Brian4:55pm Sat 28 Jan
Lay Off It !!! dont like it dont watch it. i think its actually quite good. good laugh, you's need to stop comparing it too only fools and horses because will compare too that. its a shame he's getting this reaction. im hapy hes back on screen. on yourself sir david!! Sirrell20129:30pm Fri 27 Jan
Captain Captain utter crap, whoever comissioned this shhould be beheaded Flossy8:35pm Tue 24 Jan
Purile Crap of the highest order. Ted7:16pm Tue 24 Jan
Rubbish The worst thing he has ever done. For god's sake don't do another series. Sooner watch News at Ten10:03pm Mon 23 Jan
not long now i keep on hoping waiting for the punchline that turns it on it's head but it ain't going to happen is it truly dismal masochistic8:31pm Mon 23 Jan
OOoohh,Dear. Sir David,Sir David,Sir David ! Oh Why ? Oh Why ? Oh Why ? hbts7:58pm Mon 23 Jan
Terrible Put all the episodes together and call it an epic disaster movie Gerry T12:52pm Mon 23 Jan
Discusting I did not pay my TV licence fee for the BBC to air this rubbish Opto-mystic12:08pm Sun 22 Jan
The most dreadful 6 words in the language... Have to be 'Officer Hubble reporting for duty, Sir!'. I've watched all 4 episodes so far, but mostly because I am a masochist and like to put myself through the pain of this utter poop. Actionfish5:14pm Sat 21 Jan
Rubbish Why is this rubbish still on TV ? It should have been scrapped after the first episode, it's an embarrassing disaster that BBC hasn't got the guts to drop because they want to save face. Woody4:32pm Thu 19 Jan
oh dear nuff said Jardov8:57pm Mon 16 Jan
Don't waste your time It is utter garbage. What a let down. Opto-mystic7:56pm Mon 16 Jan
Danger Mouse I don’t know why this program is being knocked its great and looks like to me David Jason is playing this role as danger mouse. David7:54pm Mon 16 Jan
What a Plonker Gave up after less than ten minutes of first show and didn't try any more. David Jason should have quit while he was ahead! Jane5:44pm Mon 16 Jan
It's a bit of fun That's what it is, a new version of inspector clouseau, I quite like it. Music fan.1:47pm Mon 16 Jan
Great shame Its very unfortunate that such a national figure has got involved in such a disaster of a TV show. Lets hope he can rise above it. William Telling7:16pm Sun 15 Jan
a lot of pretentious people here It is what it is, slapstick humour, I thought it wasn't all that bad, ok so it is no only fools and horses but not bad for a lazy sunday afternoon, if you think you can do better forward your CV to the beeb. miles5:51pm Sun 15 Jan
a lot of pretentious people here It is what it is, slapstick humour, I thought it wasn't all that bad, ok so it is no only fools and horses but not bad for a lazy sunday afternoon, if you think you can do better forward your CV to the beeb. miles4:53pm Sun 15 Jan
Disappointed I am afraid I agree with the majority of the previous comments. I was looking forward to the new persona,but heck, I turned off after 25mins. Painful to say the least.Watched again on recorded mode but only lasted 10mins! So sorry. Tabitha4:33pm Sun 15 Jan
Very dissapointed I laughed at the beginning but as it unfolded, I thought it utter garbage. I am appauled that an actor of the quality and ability of David Jason would lower his standard and debase himself. He has gone down in my estimation. Opto-Mystic10:51pm Thu 12 Jan
Awful waste of talent (acting & technical) Would have been good back in the days of slapstick but we have all moved on,
please no more Hawkeye5:18pm Thu 12 Jan
funny thought it great, david is a great actor and still is.
could be better, but still very funny
sam5:11pm Wed 11 Jan
Utter drivel The most cringingly unumaginative heap of tosh I have seen in a long time. Is Sir David really that hard up that he needs to embarrass himself with this rubbish? ElHoggo2:30pm Tue 10 Jan
Dreadful I've given this trash 0 out of 10 and I think that's generous. To think this was the great man who was Del Boy. You shouldn't have done it David. CrashMatt1:15pm Tue 10 Jan
An insult to intelligence Quite the most appalling thing that David Jason has ever done. What a waste of talent and licence payers money. jon gee9:14pm Mon 9 Jan
How can this happen? Comedy usually needs a small dose of realism - an idiot protecting the Queen is a ridiculous premis- unlike a family trying to sells strange items bought as 'bargins' (OFAH) which is,at least, possible. Bad judgement by the wonderful Sir David, the BBC and everyone involved.A great pity. Tvmag9:06pm Mon 9 Jan
Don't be a T.I.T. David You should sue the beeb for damages to your reputation as an actor . As a kid I used to hide behind the setee when Quatermass was on , now I find I'm doing it again . weerab7:05pm Mon 9 Jan
Ditch this rubbish I can't believe license payers money has funded this trash. Sorry David what came over you to play this part. BBC think its so great they repeat it WHY Toerag2:31pm Mon 9 Jan
enough is enough Whoever thought this would be funny is deluded. An unmitigated disaster for David J a great comedy actor who must be cringing when he watches this crap. Please spike this or put it on bbc4 at 2 in the morning where it will receive the audience it deserves.Someone should be sacked over this. redanwhite8:52pm Sun 8 Jan
OMG How can David Jason be in such rubbish, and the bbc are putting the 2 episodes on again today, I was embarrased for david, please pull the plug on this fed up12:53pm Sun 8 Jan
story writers ((% of good writers are left out in the cold so that crap writers can serve up such balderdash. Movies made by amateurs on Tube are far better David Bare 6:39pm Fri 6 Jan
Appalling! Appalling!!! Dave11:15pm Wed 4 Jan
Rubbish I found it embarrassing to watch such a great actor as David Jason appearing in this pathetic programme which was described as a comedy. I squirmed as I watched the first episode. I haven't watched any more. Alan Jay7:46pm Wed 4 Jan
Disastrous I'm surprised that David Jason agreed to take part in this crap. Daisy7:36pm Wed 4 Jan
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