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A couple who have taken on a 100-acre Macadamia farm in Clunes, New South Wales, with big plans to build a five-bedroom villa-cum-castle for their retirement

Carla attacks a customer for insulting the Boston Red Sox, ending with a lawsuit demanding either she be fired or Sam loses the bar. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Rhea Perlman

A local newscaster requests an interview with Sam, giving him a poignant reminder of how much he misses his former celebrity status. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and John Ratzenberg

The bar-room regulars are excited at the prospect of meeting Coach's future son-in-law, Roy, until they realise he is a complete lout with no redeeming features

Robert is injured in the line of duty and Ray realises he is partly responsible. Unfortunately his bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra is angry to discover Ray recorded a Super Bowl game over their wedding video, and forces him to make amends

Bart befriends an ageing Western movie star who is driven to take one drink too many by the prospect of appearing on Krusty's TV show. Featuring the guest voice of Dennis Weaver

The family visits Brazil to find a missing orphan Lisa has been sponsoring, leaving Maggie under the watchful eyes of Patty and Selma - but it is not long before Homer is kidnapped

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present conversations with guests Lang Lang, Marvin Humes, Suzi Ruffell and Celyn Jones. With music from Skindred

A routine check reveals Homer is not qualified to work as a safety inspector at the power plant, so he goes back to college to study for a degree - but ends up failing his exams

Mr Burns vows to reclaim his beloved teddy bear from Maggie. Featuring the voices of the Ramones

Homer sells his soul to the Devil for a doughnut, a gremlin attacks Otto's bus while Bart is on his way to school, and the family tries to defeat a vampiric Mr Burns

Grampa gets his driving licence back to woo a beautiful new resident at the nursing home, but she soon proves unworthy of his affection. With the voice of Olympia Dukakis

A wheelwright and his team restore a Victorian bicycle, and a couple compete in a regatta to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the Fowey River Class sailing dinghy

Regal bassett hound Duchess is back on the charm offensive, this time with childhood sweethearts Emilie and Carl. Loveable goofball Peaches sends couple Jane and Alan into a spin

Phil is joined by Paralympic sprinter Libby Clegg and her guide dogs Hatti and Bramble. The pair walk with their pooches through the Yorkshire Dales while Libby shares her story

The story of VE Day 1945, when the future Queen and Princess Margaret joined revellers on the streets of London on May 8 to celebrate the end of the Second World War in Europe

Including sport and weather

Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding invite Paddy McGuinness, Coleen Nolan, Joe Thomas and Ellie Taylor into the tent to render their home towns in biscuit for their showstoppers

Keith and Marj submit their application to transform the chapel into a home, pottery studio and events space, while also taking the time to brush up on their Welsh

Claudia, Mika and Lang Lang's search for amazing amateur pianists brings them to Waverley Station in Edinburgh, where they are blown away by a boy in a bow tie

Shows including Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl, Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special, MILF Manor, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence, Countdown and The Yorkshire Vet are appraised

A neurosurgeon and a bride-to-be attempt to survive in the wilderness when their plane crashes. Romantic adventure, starring Idris Elba and Kate Winslet.

Spanish crime drama about a judge taking a new position in the most remote island of the Canary Archipelago, who is faced with a murder case as soon as she arrives. In Spanish

Three generations of women go on a roadtrip to a lake 500 kilometres away to fulfil grandmother Makhoni's dying wish. In Assamese with English subtitles

The dinner-party challenge comes from the Midlands, with dog lover Becci hosting the first night and hoping her Cornish-themed menu impresses guests Ian, Lorna, Louise and Hezron

Business consultant Louise hosts the second night of the week in the Midlands, hoping that her trusty hostess trolley and Spanish food will propel her towards the £1,000 prize

It's the third night of the competition from the Midlands and 24-year-old Hezron's turn to host, and he hopes to wow his guests with a Caribbean-inspired menu

The penultimate evening from the Midlands sees the second taste of the Caribbean in as many days - but host Lorna is convinced her take is the real deal

On the final day in the Midlands, business owner Ian hopes to scoop the prize by whisking his guests off to the Canary Islands

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick decides it is high time his fellow aliens found gainful employment, so Sally goes to work as Dr Albright's assistant and Harry gets a job behind a bar

Part one of two. Dick and Mary attend a reception for a new English professor, who turns out to be more unhinged than Dick. John Cleese guest stars