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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Singer Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick's hopes of impressing Mary with a champagne picnic are dashed when they get locked in the school library all night. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Jane Curtin

Tommy grows sick of all the childish things he has to do and decides to resign from the mission - but changes his mind after spending time at a retirement home

Mary's father leaves his wife and starts dating Sally, while Harry embarks on a career as an outrageous DJ. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Jane Curtin

Debra is upset by her hippie sister's decision to become a nun, and resolves to prove her new-found faith is just a phase. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Debra upsets Ray by comparing him to his irritating cousin Gerard, so he sets out to seek reassurance from his family. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Fred Stoller

Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, while Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show

Ray is disturbed to learn Michael may be held back a year at school, and fears the youngster has inherited his academic ineptitude. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Sullivan Sweeten

Roz and Frasier attend a conference on behalf of the station, and find themselves with no choice but to share a room

The shrink lands a job as guest host on a morning TV show, and finds himself considering a permanent move from radio. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Niles makes a discovery about Maris, and Frasier throws a bachelor party for Donny, but ends up handcuffed to a stripper. Kelsey Grammer stars

Gordon Ramsay revisits three of the restaurants he tried to save, returning to Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro to find out whether his advice has been put to good use

Includes headlines and weather

Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Kingston in Pasadena, California, a restaurant run by a micro-managing radiotherapist who has introduced hospital-style techniques to the kitchen

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien search for more items to fix up and sell on, visiting a Norman castle, restoring a Fiat 500 and making a table from part of Southend pier

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Laura Hamilton helps Mark and Gill find a two-bedroom apartment in Mar Menor, Spain with their budget of £60,000

Nigel and Diane set off to the Standedge Tunnel, one of the seven wonders of the waterways. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joe build a new kitchen for their narrowboat, Windfish

Kicking things off in Belfast is traditional Irish restaurant Holohan's Pantry, where mother and daughter Jane and Emir cook up a menu of 'posh-ed up' Celtic favourites

The B&Bers gather for Payment Day, with The Plough Inn keen to get to the bottom of some cleanliness comments. Richard from The Courthouse is brought to tears by some feedback

Homer and Marge tell the story of how they went from loving life without kids to being miserable parents

Analysis of the day's national and international stories. With sport and weather

Reporter Ayshah Tull meets the women of Mauritania, who are beating the stigma of divorce and throwing lavish parties to celebrate their new single status

Round two sees the remaining teams afforded three days to turn £500 into £1,000. They then return to The Vault to see who has been successful. Hosted by Sue Perkins

Shows including Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl, Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special, MILF Manor, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence, Countdown and The Yorkshire Vet are appraised

Host Joe Lycett catches up with celebrities and big-name guests from the worlds of comedy, television, music and film in a lively chat show, direct from Birmingham

The comedian employ his trademark fastidious humour to address life's all-important questions in this stage show performance at the Hackney Empire

A teenager plays truant from school and spends the day dragging his friends into all manner of adventures in the big city. Comedy, starring Matthew Broderick and Mia Sara

Gordon Ramsay tries to rescue a multimillion-dollar hotel in Ohio whose co-owner Marta is struggling with the burden of running such a large establishment

Sideshow Bob is released from Springfield Penitentiary - so Bart and the family join the witness protection programme. With the voice of Kelsey Grammer

Bart is referred to a therapist while Lisa gets a job tutoring Cletus's hillbilly children - and accidentally turns them into famous singers. With the voice of Meg Ryan

Events planner Natalie hosts the first night from in and around Essex, hoping her homely menu will impress her guests Alison, Amarinder, Donia and Dean

In Essex, the second host is bridal-shop owner Alison, whose no-nonsense, take-it-or-leave-it attitude has dentist Amarinder a little worried

Dentist Amarinder hosts the third dinner party of the week in Essex, hoping to impress his guests with a Bollywood-themed evening

The fourth day in Essex sees talent agency owner Donia choosing an Egyptian-themed evening - and after blowing her own trumpet last night, the others are expecting big things

Fish salesman Dean is last to host. His choice of main course surprises all the group and some of the ingredients in the starter are unexpected too

Kirstie Allsopp helps Stacey and Dave in Wrexham with a kitchen-diner makeover

Bar owner Sam Malone offers Diane Chambers a job as a waitress after her husband-to-be jilts her. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Ted Danson and Shelley Long

Sam tries to find a more intelligent woman in a bid to impress Diane, who is scornful of the bimbos he usually dates

Doug and Carrie are asked to be godparents to Kelly's new baby