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Doug begins to lose patience with Arthur's eccentricities and tells him to move out. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Following a visit by Deacon's three-year-old, Doug and Carrie weigh up the pros and cons of having a baby. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

Ally has to interview her oldest living relative as part of a school project on genealogy, so Ray helps her track down Frank's long-lost Aunt Sarina

Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make his favourite dish - spaghetti and meatballs - leading to chaos in the kitchen

Ray runs into trouble while trying to show Debra he can take over the running of the family finances, and resorts to a series of elaborate lies to get himself out of a mess

Homer and Marge try to convince a social worker they are normal members of society - but their plans are thrown into disarray by the arrival of a showgirl Homer married bigamously

Springfield is named the world's fattest town, prompting Marge to take action against a local sugar company. With the guest voice of Ben Stiller

Homer is caught in a fix when he is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting, but a 1970s detective might be able to clear his name

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Josh Widdicombe, Sue Perkins, Jason Fox and Sophie Thompson. Plus, live music from Jess Glynne

A fortune-teller gives Lisa an unwelcome glimpse of the family's future. Featuring the guest voice of Mandy Patinkin

Evil Mr Burns plumbs new depths with a plan to make a coat out of Santa's Little Helper's puppies

Bart exploits a teachers' dispute, hoping to get the school closed down permanently - but the lack of educational structure starts to take its toll on Lisa's sanity

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Rushden, Northamptonshire, where Susan and John Antoniou-Bailey are torn over their unique five-bedroom home

A wandering swordsman is made a knight at King Arthur's court, where he falls in love with the monarch's queen. Adventure, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond

Jean Johansson helps Glasgow couple Colin and Richard, who have a £200,000 budget to purchase a property in the resort of Playa del Ingles on Gran Canaria

Robert is shocked to discover that he is the rightful heir to a run-down London property, previously home to a cousin whom he hasn't seen for over 50 years

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Denise van Outen reveals the truth behind who really makes supermarket's own-brands, and digs into the cheaper alternatives which offer better value

David Schwimmer, Jesy Nelson, Rose Matafeo and Tom Davis take part in the culinary challenge, recreating their most embarrassing celebrity fail in meringue

Claudia Winkleman hosts a fresh search for talented amateur pianists at Manchester Piccadilly, where players include a boxer, a dance DJ and an 80-year-old romantic

The armchair critics give their reactions to Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning

A documentary portrait of the singer featuring contributions from Stevie Wonder, Stephen Fry, Piers Morgan and Kenny Goss

Gordon Ramsay is in New Jersey to help Rose Leone, who spent two years in a coma and came out of hospital to learn her son had run her beloved Italian restaurant into the ground

First to host in the north east is 45-year-old clothes shop owner Lee, who is hoping to impress her guests with an evening dedicated to her favourite kind of food

Hairdresser Simon hopes that nutritious food will impress his guests on the second night in the North East. But not everyone is convinced as Lee has issues with the dessert

Nurse Sophie hosts the third night in the North East, hoping her fast-food menu and kids' party theme will let her guests unleash their inner children and win her the prize

On the fourth night in the north-east, sexual health nurse Jade throws a Wild West-themed party in a bid to rope her the money

On the last night in the north-east, emergency planner James hopes to impress the group with a carefully constructed menu

Kevin McCloud meets a former army captain who is restoring a neo-Gothic cemetery keeper's lodge in south-west London with a luxury ground-floor extension

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples searching for a home in Edinburgh, including Zoe and Jason, who are returning to the city after 10 years living in Hong Kong

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present highlights from Sunday Brunch. They chat to actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with comedian and actor Les Dennis joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick tries to give his relationship with Dr Albright a much-needed boost