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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time featuring acts of great stupidity

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring builders, with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition

Tim is guest of honour at an awards banquet, but a string of unfortunate events conspire to keep him from the ceremony

Tim's patience is tested during the holiday period by his free-loading friend Benny

The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release

The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest and play another game of 'repeat after me'

Mike and Vanessa are both worried that none of their daughters attend church any more. American comedy, starring Tim Allen and Nancy Travis

Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business, but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved. Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur

Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend fails to invite her to his parents' anniversary party

Mike and Vanessa discover from Chuck that Kyle's mother died three months earlier, and he had said nothing about it. However, she had left him something in her will

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

The manic comedian winds up a sell-out 1998 tour at the Edinburgh Playhouse

A high-school student is chosen as the latest in a long line of superhuman warriors defending the world from the undead. Comedy horror, with Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland

Old-school R'n'B artist Jammy Joe hasn't fully got over his ex-girlfriend yet - but should he be following her around this much? Music video parody by KG tha Comedian

Karl Pilkington discusses one of his pet hates and issues a public safety announcement for chameleons, while his diary reveals why he thinks birthday presents are a waste of time

Karl Pilkington discusses his thoughts on insects and recalls the time he saw a bee having a heart attack, while his diary yields a poem about moths

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile a sketch about a different theme each episode, beginning with timing

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar and Jordan Gray revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore