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Darren Harriott narrates more funny clips, showing how not to ride a skateboard, as well as a countdown of the top five most brainless people on the internet

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, beginning with a selection of sporting disasters

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work as waiters at a delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist

The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Boyd becomes terrified of leaving the house after he and Mike narrowly avoid falling into a sinkhole while driving on the interstate. US comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike and Chuck debate the merits of the merger of an upscale local high-school with one from the inner-city, and Ryan uses Halloween to remind Vanessa of her eco-responsibilities

A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike ends up caught in the crossfire. Elsewhere, Mandy does not believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game

Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, leading Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about health-insurance. Meanwhile, Evie gets to play in a football game

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

A performance by the Bristol-born stand-up comedian, who is renowned for his energetic physical observational work, recorded at London's O2 at the end of a UK tour

The comedian performs a stand-up set recorded at the SECC Glasgow during his Making People Laugh tour, which showcased his irreverent brand of dark humour

Ashley Roberts presents a selection of music video parodies by comedians, beginning with ageing boyband Boys 5-eva deciding to reform

Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

An infestation of head lice plagues the school, and Cartman searches for a way to detect who is infected so he can make fun of them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Cartman becomes worried about terrorism when a Muslim child starts school, and Hillary Clinton is in town for a campaign rally. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Stan and Kyle become embroiled in a strange society when they question the motives behind traditional Easter activities. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Mrs Garrison saves a lesbian bar from a takeover, while the boys hire local Mexican labourers to do their homework

Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls

Satirical talk show

Stephen Mangan, Sara Cox and Phil Wang revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore