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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - Tattoos
A selection of clips featuring tattoos
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on tattoos and other body modifications
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Mums & Dads
Outrageous online videos
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous
9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys create awkward vibes while posing as receptionists
The guys create awkward vibes while posing as receptionists in a waiting room, then get the party started when pitching to a focus group
9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys pose as documentary subjects
The guys fascinate on-lookers as they pose as documentary subjects, before looking for fights in a public park. Finally, things get literate when one joker must crash a poetry slam
10:00 AM
Home Improvement
Mark finds a new hobby
Mark finds a new hobby building model aeroplanes. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson
10:30 AM
Home Improvement
Harry's wife starts work at the hardware store
Harry's wife starts work at the hardware store, much to the dismay of Tim and his friends. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson
11:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Mike's grandson is suspended from school
Mike blames the public school system when his grandson Boyd is suspended, and tells Ryan they should start looking at private schools. Kristin and Kyle try to capture a raccoon
11:30 AM
Last Man Standing
Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday
Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the previous owner keeps showing up with spare parts and unwanted advice
12:00 PM
Last Man Standing
Vanessa and Carol decide to play a prank on Mike and Chuck
Mike and Chuck decide to go and watch college football than pass out candy on Halloween, so Vanessa and Carol decide to play a prank on them
12:30 PM
Last Man Standing
Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss
Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss, and Mandy and Kyle hope Ed will want their help in rekindling his relationship with his ex-girlfriend
12:55 PM
Friends
Rachel considers moving out
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn
1:30 PM
Friends
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona
2:00 PM
Friends
Brad Pitt guest stars in a Thanksgiving special
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt
2:30 PM
Friends
Monica buys an expensive pair of boots
Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
3:00 PM
Friends
Rachel propositions Joey
Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey
3:30 PM
Friends
Rachel and Joey hit the town
Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light
4:00 PM
Friends
Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath
Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath
4:30 PM
Friends
Joey takes Rachel to the hospital
A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood
5:00 PM
Friends
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise
Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in
5:30 PM
Friends
Joey confesses his feelings to Rachel
Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences
6:00 PM
Friends
Joey avoids Rachel
Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie
6:30 PM
Friends
Ross and Monica's parents celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary
Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm
7:00 PM
Friends
Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine
Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself
7:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's mother plans to move in
Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance
8:00 PM
Friends
A bad restaurant review upsets Monica
Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous
8:30 PM
Friends
Chandler falls asleep at Joey's film premiere
Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film
9:00 PM
Lee Evans: XL Tour
The comedian's 2005 gig in Cardiff
The comedian's gig in Cardiff, part of his 35-date tour, featuring topics such as satellite navigation, hotel porters and romantic experiences in the bath
10:00 PM
Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes
Stand-up comedy from London's Bloomsbury Theatre
The deadpan comedian applies his cynical wit to topics including religion, sex, bullying and political correctness, in a stand-up show recorded at London's Bloomsbury Theatre
11:50 PM
The Comedy Central Chart Show
Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jayde Adams
Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single 'The Serious One'... but she'd rather be dancing.
11:55 PM
Rich Hall: Comedy Central Live
Rich is in character as Otis Lee Crenshaw
Rich is in character as Otis Lee Crenshaw, and he and his backing band the Black Liars perform songs about the loneliness of work, the musical charms of women and life in prison
12:25 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Animated comedy
Animated humour using the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts, featuring banter with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington
12:55 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Stephen reads from fans' e-mails
Stephen reads from fans' e-mails, sparking a discussion about a lion that attacked Cambodian fighters. Karl also shares his experiences of charitable giving
1:25 AM
South Park
The boys find the girls' secret list
The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest, but the results are not what they expected
1:55 AM
South Park
Cartman contracts a virus
Cartman contracts a virus after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
2:25 AM
South Park
The boys meet Britney Spears
The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas
2:55 AM
The Daily Show
Satirical talk show
The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
3:20 AM
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
With Jessica Knappett, Katherine Ryan and Gok Wan
Jessica Knappett, Katherine Ryan and Gok Wan revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence
4:05 AM
The Comedy Central Chart Show
Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jayde Adams
Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single 'The Serious One'... but she'd rather be dancing.
4:10 AM
Friends
Rachel considers moving out
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn
4:35 AM
Friends
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona