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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - On Vacation
Outrageous online videos featuring holidays
Outrageous online videos featuring holidays, with viral clips of everything from water parks to camping
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Pets
Outrageous online videos of pets
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on pets
9:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - Dumbest Ever
Outrageous online videos featuring acts of great stupidity
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time featuring acts of great stupidity
9:30 AM
Friends
Monica applies for a job
Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him
10:00 AM
Friends
Part one of two. Phoebe's twin sister visits
Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee
10:30 AM
Friends
Part two of two. Rachel and Monica become love rivals
Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood
11:00 AM
Friends
Rachel and Monica lose to Chandler and Joey at poker
Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job
11:30 AM
Friends
Rachel loses Ross's monkey
Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
12:00 PM
Friends
Chandler's date ignores him
Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
12:30 PM
Friends
Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty
Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card
1:00 PM
Willow
Fantasy adventure, starring Warwick Davis
A farmer who dreams of being a wizard is charged with protecting a baby destined to bring about the downfall of an evil queen. Fantasy adventure, with Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer
3:30 PM
Friends
Monica dates a high-school senior
Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour
4:00 PM
Friends
Carol gives birth
Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering
4:30 PM
Friends
Ross's true feelings for Rachel are revealed
Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation
5:00 PM
Friends
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship
Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
5:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone
Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman
6:00 PM
Friends
The gang's neighbour Mr Heckles dies
The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
6:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe reveals she is married
Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card
7:00 PM
Friends
Ross celebrates his birthday
Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
7:30 PM
Friends
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross
Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde
8:00 PM
Friends
Rachel confesses all to Ross
Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place
8:30 PM
Friends
Ross draws up a list of Rachel's good and bad points
Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document
9:00 PM
You, Me and Dupree
Comedy, starring Owen Wilson
A thirtysomething jobless layabout moves in with his newlywed best friend - who comes to regret his act of hospitality. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson.
11:10 PM
Lee Evans Live in Scotland
A performance by the comedian
The manic comedian winds up a sell-out 1998 tour at the Edinburgh Playhouse
12:40 AM
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
With Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar and Jordan Gray
Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar and Jordan Gray revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence
1:40 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on the future
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts as Ricky reads predictions for the future
2:10 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington contemplates different species
Karl Pilkington contemplates different species, questions the necessity of vacuum cleaners and toasters, and helps Ricky redesign the human body
2:40 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
The trio discuss their earliest memories
Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to recall early memories. Karl shares his thoughts on an injury to his leg and his discovery of an adult magazine in a strange place
3:05 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl explains why Martians are more advanced than Earthlings
Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant join Ricky to contemplate the concept of memory, with Karl later explaining why Martians are more advanced than Earthlings
3:30 AM
South Park
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline
3:50 AM
South Park
Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race
After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents
4:15 AM
Guessable?
With Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina
Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina for more guessing games