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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on work-related mishaps

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on mishaps featuring criminals

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q read journal entries from their daughter's diaries, then ask strangers if they should break up with their girlfriends for ridiculous reasons

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pitch whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups, and go to the park with their daughters, who share unpopular opinions with strangers

Tim visits a friend at an army base, but Jill insists on accompanying him - much to his annoyance. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill suggests Tim should have a vasectomy as a permanent solution to keep from having any more children. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Ryan's supposedly-ailing dad Victor accompanies him on a hunting trip, and is forced to admit he lied about why he wants to spend time with him

American comedy, starring Tim Allen as Mike, a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion

Mike wants Boyd to walk home from school on his own, but Ryan is hesitant to allow it. Ed and Kyle host a meeting for people preparing for the end of the world

Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a woman as the president. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Drinking buddies Phil, Stu and Alan are forced by the Mob to track down manic gangster Mr Chow. Comedy sequel, starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis

When he hears life after the supermarket is not much fun for groceries, Frank the sausage investigates. Animated comedy, featuring the voice of Seth Rogen

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by one of the others. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band

Karl Pilkington reflects on his trip to Gran Canaria and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant join him in a discussion about childhood nicknames

The friends turn their attention to face transplants and Chinese proverbs, and Karl Pilkington reveals his life lessons for children

The comedian performs to a sell-out crowd at the National Indoor Arena in 2007

Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny internet clips, showing how not to cook an egg, and pitting man against beast to see which is more ridiculous

The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

When Beavis and Butt-Head are sick with the flu, they go to the doctor in hopes of getting prescribed mind-altering cold medicine

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore