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Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of motorists

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of people taking part in talent shows

The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes

The Jokers pitch their inventions to a worker to see if it is ready to present to their boss. Then they share more online dating profiles to get a good rating

Tim incurs the wrath of the US Navy when he films an episode of Tool Time on board an aircraft carrier, and Brad becomes more involved with girlfriend Angela

Tim's daily routine, which he sticks to rigidly, makes life impossible for everyone around him. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike is disappointed to learn that the wedding showers for Mandy and Kyle are scheduled on the same day as the Broncos-Chargers football game

Vanessa lectures Mandy on the dangers of vaping, tbut is tempted during a potential teacher's strike. Ryan and Kristen discover a safe in the basement of their new house

Boyd is turning 10 years old, and sticking with the Baxter family tradition, Mike wants to give him a shotgun and take him hunting. However, Ryan is not impressed

Mike organises a Halloween party where everyone comes as each other - in the hope they will all offend one another and the family will never throw a party again

Mike's beloved truck is stolen just as he completes his 10-year renovation of it, so the Baxter family and friends gather together for an emotional good-bye

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

A performance by the energetic comedian in front of a sell-out crowd at Wembley Arena

Grime artist Bosski raps about his Day One Man Dem - his ever-present crew. But does he actually know any of them? Music video parody, starring Kiell Smith-Bynoe

Two pot smokers set off on a quest to find the perfect burger - but encounter all manner of oddball characters along the way. Comedy adventure, starring John Cho and Kal Penn.

Karl Pilkington discusses time travel and nappies for adults, before more entries are read from his diary. In Monkey News, a gangster is duped into employing a simian

Topics include teaching, population control and the viability of changing the length of a day, while in Monkey News, a man with failing eyesight ends up visiting a chimp doctor

Cartman fears China is about to invade America, while Stan, Kyle and Kenny are traumatised by an incident involving George Lucas and Steven Spielberg

Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble for threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to take revenge on him

The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme

Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files

Asim Chaudry, Ellie Taylor and Oti Mabuse revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore