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810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:00 AM
Desmond's
Shirley and Desmond disagree about moving
Shirley and Desmond have different ideas about moving
7:25 AM
Desmond's
Local kids put a ball through Desmond's window
Local kids put a ball through his window, so Desmond asks the council to renovate their playground. Meanwhile, Michael is upset with his mother
7:50 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there
8:25 AM
dinnerladies
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans, Bren's romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen
9:15 AM
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr Grace opens a social club
Young Mr Grace opens a social club for his employees, and they decide to decorate it in their own inimitable style
9:50 AM
Open All Hours
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels
10:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo tries to find an old girlfriend
Feeling rejected by Nora Batty, Compo decides to look up an old girlfriend from his schooldays
11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
The friends are duped by a mysterious man
The friends meet a mysterious man who has a machine that can locate 'hidden forces'
11:50 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there
12:30 PM
dinnerladies
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans, Bren's romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen
1:20 PM
Open All Hours
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels
2:00 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon is picked to appear in an army training film
The platoon is selected to appear in an army training film, but Captain Mainwaring refuses to take part when he finds out his men are to play Nazi soldiers
2:40 PM
Are You Being Served?
Young Mr Grace opens a social club
Young Mr Grace opens a social club for his employees, and they decide to decorate it in their own inimitable style
3:20 PM
dinnerladies
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans, Bren's romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen
4:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo tries to find an old girlfriend
Feeling rejected by Nora Batty, Compo decides to look up an old girlfriend from his schooldays
4:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The friends are duped by a mysterious man
The friends meet a mysterious man who has a machine that can locate 'hidden forces'
5:30 PM
Open All Hours
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
Roy Clarke's comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels
6:10 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house
Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there
6:50 PM
dinnerladies
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans
Twinkle and Stan spoil Petula's Christmas plans, Bren's romance with Tony is ruined by the unexpected reappearance of her husband, and a baby is found abandoned near the canteen
7:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon is picked to appear in an army training film
The platoon is selected to appear in an army training film, but Captain Mainwaring refuses to take part when he finds out his men are to play Nazi soldiers
8:20 PM
Dad's Army
Pike receives his call-up papers
Private Pike receives his call-up papers and unexpectedly passes his medical, much to the horror of his mollycoddling mother
9:00 PM
Bottom
Richie and Eddie become trapped
Richie and Eddie become trapped on a fairground ride due for demolition. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
9:40 PM
Bottom
The boys go trick-or-treating
The boys decide to go trick-or-treating on Halloween - with the help of an electric cattle prod. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
10:20 PM
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Minnie Driver guest stars
Minnie Driver stars as Playboy magazine's agony aunt, who has a book to promote and a secret to reveal. Alan's other guest include a hypnotist and two Hollywood stars
11:00 PM
Bottom
Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday
Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday in sunny Doncaster, leaving a trail of disasters in their wake
11:40 PM
Bottom
Eddie hatches a get-rich-quick scheme
Eddie hatches a get-rich-quick scheme that actually works - until a psychotic counterfeiter gets wind of his activities
12:20 AM
Desmond's
Porkpie mounts a protest
Porkpie mounts a protest against the Channel Tunnel rail link, while Gloria prepares herself for her exam results. Norman Beaton stars
12:55 AM
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Minnie Driver guest stars
Minnie Driver stars as Playboy magazine's agony aunt, who has a book to promote and a secret to reveal. Alan's other guest include a hypnotist and two Hollywood stars
1:35 AM
Marley's Ghosts
Marley's ex-lover's past comes back to haunt him
Marley moves into a new home, while her ex-lover Michael's past comes back to haunt him. Sarah Alexander, John Hannah and Nicholas Burns star
2:20 AM
Desmond's
Local kids put a ball through Desmond's window
Local kids put a ball through his window, so Desmond asks the council to renovate their playground. Meanwhile, Michael is upset with his mother
2:50 AM
Desmond's
Shirley starts self-defence classes
Shirley starts self-defence classes at the shop after Beverley is mugged. Norman Beaton stars
3:15 AM
Desmond's
Desmond and Porkpie reminisce
Desmond and Porkpie reminisce about the music they used to make. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home