A vomit inducing freakazoid. The real life loch ness monster.I would rather go out on a date with hannibal lechter than watch her.
moggy. 11:08am Thu 19 Jan Report Abuse
The correct use of a chainsaw.
Whoever cuts this "woman"hair must hate her as much as the good people commenting on here.
Rye Spangle 10:33am Thu 19 Jan Report Abuse
They won't print the "S"word. So next best is cee rap.
shadow 1 6:31pm Wed 18 Jan Report Abuse
Lorraine should wear a brown top underneath - to match the colour of what she is utterly full of.
Choop Bozzle 6:17pm Wed 18 Jan Report Abuse
She's wearing that yellow cardigan AGAIN. Still, it matches her teeth.
shadow 1 9:20am Tue 17 Jan Report Abuse
Intelligent, interesting, witty, sincere - all words which in no way describe Lorraine Kelly.
Choop Bozzle 8:00pm Mon 16 Jan Report Abuse
You are not a pregnant man. You are a woman who dresses like a man. You still have your "lady bits ".
shadow 1 2:23pm Thu 12 Jan Report Abuse
Make that a wheely bin.
custard the dragon. 1:03pm Sun 8 Jan Report Abuse
I'd rather eat a bucket of sick than anything cooked by Nadia Sawalha.
Miss Ribble 12:42pm Sun 8 Jan Report Abuse
Leon Nash 4:52pm Wed 4 Jan Report Abuse