Lorraine lags behind
Those cheap, tacky, garish dresses Lorraine is being paid by JD Williams to pretend to like would also be good for lagging your pipes this winter, you certainly wouldn't be seen dead in them.
Joey Pants 1:49pm Wed 7 Dec Report Abuse
Even animals have standards. Ive ordered some to clean my windows.
jezebel69. 6:42pm Tue 6 Dec Report Abuse
I think I'll order some of those awful "clothes" Lorraine's been advertising recently, my dog needs something to sleep on.
Joey Pants 5:46pm Tue 6 Dec Report Abuse
Why should cheryl cole/versini tell lorraine she was pregnant. Lorraines a z listers z lister. Theres no pills strong enough to numb the pain of her constant mindless babble.
jezebel69. 2:30pm Sat 3 Dec Report Abuse
Keep taking those pills, love, it's what your hero Lorraine would want.
Eddie Hitler 11:50am Sat 3 Dec Report Abuse
nah, the council would do a much better job of it than that mess on top of Lorraine's bonce! Looks like she had a fight with a Flymo and lost.
Captain Sludge 5:58pm Tue 29 Nov Report Abuse
Who cut lorraines hair, the council?
jezebel69. 9:32am Tue 29 Nov Report Abuse
Lorraine should give the joker his smile back. Freak!
scrooge mcduck. 6:22pm Fri 25 Nov Report Abuse
This must be the worst woman on TV. Dreadful demeanour and voice makes me cringe. Please someone stop it now! Please
Shep wilson 8:26am Tue 22 Nov Report Abuse
She curls her top lip more than elvis. Hateful so and so.
pegasus. 5:13pm Fri 18 Nov Report Abuse