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Thu 23 Mar

6:00am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
6:45am
The King of Queens
Meet By-product
Season 2 Episode 17/25

Carrie reminisces about meeting Doug, recalling how she was originally paired off with Richie, while he was with her friend Lynn. Donny Osmond guest stars, with Kevin James and Leah Remini
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:10am
The King of Queens
The Shmenkmans
Season 2 Episode 18/25

Doug and Carrie make new friends, but a scheduling error means they have to choose between going out with some old pals or their new acquaintances
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:40am
The King of Queens
Surprise Artie!
Season 2 Episode 19/25

After being bombarded with subtle hints, Carrie throws a surprise party to celebrate Arthur's 75th birthday, roping in a reluctant Doug to take the old man out for the day. However, when the pair visit Arthur's favourite restaurant for lunch, he slopes off
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:05am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sweet Charity
Season 7 Episode 16/25

Ray reluctantly agrees to do charity work at a hospital, but proves so popular with the patients that he starts spending more time with them than at home - much to wife Debra's dismay. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Meeting the Parents
Season 7 Episode 17/25

Amy's mother and father turn up unexpectedly, intending to take their daughter back home with them. They are less than happy to find Ray there, let alone his parents, and the atmosphere is tense as the families take an instant dislike to each other
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:05am
Frasier
The Ann Who Came to Dinner
Season 11 Episode 13/25

Maris is released on bail and placed under house arrest, only to embroil an unwitting Niles in a madcap scheme to flee the country. Meanwhile, Frasier is forced to take care of Roz's insurance agent Ann. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and Julia Sweeney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:35am
Frasier
Freudian Sleep
Season 11 Episode 14/25

The Cranes take a trip to the mountains for a holiday away from the city, but Frasier, Niles and Daphne are plagued by nightmares during the overnight journey. Martin also has a strange dream, but unlike the rest of the family, continues to sleep soundly
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 4/15

Anthony Wedo, President and CEO of Buffets, Inc, goes undercover to find out what his staff members are really like. He was brought on to the team to turn the firm around after years of challenges and poses as a construction worker to find out the flaws in the business
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
11:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
The chef revisits two restaurants, Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea, to find out whether the owners took his advice on how to raise standards. Plus, an update on Finn McCool's
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
23/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Scott Miller and rookie vet Riaz get a huge shock when treating two chipmunks, while a much-loved family cat may have cancer, but only a high-risk intervention can say for certain
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
1:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 3 Episode 4/5

An Ibiza club DJ plans to take her act beyond the shores of the party island, but needs funds to push herself into the global limelight, and hopes the sale of her designer goods will give her the money she needs to achieve her ambition. Enter handbag specialist Claudia, James Constantinou's fiancee, who offers the customer a big surprise. Meanwhile, Alicja gets excited when she claps eyes on a vintage gold and diamond timepiece, and Prestige boss James hopes to recoup his losses when an unredeemed Aston Martin goes to auction
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
3:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 29/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 9/20

Southport estate agent Gill and her friend Sue look round properties in Alicante, while in Almeria, Chris and Carol are also looking to make a permanent move to the sun
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
5:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 14/

Three couples compete in East Sussex. The food includes burgers followed by jelly, and a traditional Ghanaian menu, leaving the third pair confident they have it in the bag
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
6:00pm
The Simpsons
Dangers on a Train
Season 24 Episode 22/22

Marge is feeling neglected by Homer, and the timing couldn't be worse as their 10th wedding anniversary is fast approaching. Little does she know her husband is planning a grand romantic gesture inspired by a special moment from their first year of marriage. But wires get crossed when the miffed housewife stumbles upon a dodgy website for couples bored of their partners, and she ends up chatting to the too-good-to-be-true Ben (voiced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Leela becomes more anxious about her stalker and DS Armstrong does not dispel her fears. Elsewhere, it is the relaunch day at The Dog, and Mac has to make a speech, and Amy is confused by reminders of the wedding she thought she'd cancelled
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1
7:00pm
Channel 4 News
23/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year
Season 1 Episode 1/

Kevin McCloud and Anna Keay visit some of the UK's most successful restorations of historic buildings, all of which have been placed on the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors' long list for their Restoration of the Year award. At the end of the programme, Kevin and Anna are joined by historic building surveyor Marianne Suhr and architectural historian Jonathan Foyle to decide which buildings should make the final shortlist. First up are a watermill brought back to life in Cambridgeshire, a seaside villa in Lyme Regis, a Georgian innovation in Northumberland, and a rescued castle in Ceredigion
(New Series) (Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Three Wives, One Husband
Documentary providing access to the community of Rockland Ranch in the middle of the Utah desert, where 14 Mormon families have made a home for themselves. Half the men here are polygamists, including father-of-16 Enoch Foster. He is one of the most influential men in the community and has two wives, who adore him and each other. But their family is set to expand again, with baby number 17 on the way - and Enoch is also courting a third wife, 25-year-old nanny Lydia
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 2.7
10:00pm
Syria's Disappeared: The Case Against Assad
Documentary investigating how tens of thousands of men, women and children have been disappeared by the Assad regime into a network of clandestine detention centres. Using the testimonies of three survivors and evidence smuggled out of Syria, the film follows victims, family members and international war crimes investigators as they campaign for the release of the disappeared and fight to bring the perpetrators to justice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
11:00pm
24 Hours in A&E
Season 12 Episode 18/

Twenty-year-old Antonio is rushed to A&E after a motorcycle accident leaves him with a severe fracture to his leg and the medical team are concerned about a potential arterial bleed. Meanwhile, doctors investigate the damage to the chest and lungs of 40-year-old Karen, who fell off her horse, which then trampled on her, while leukaemia patient Hayley, 29, comes to St George's with wife Emma after suffering an infection and low immune system
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
12:00am
A Very British Brothel
A return visit to a Sheffield massage parlour, run by a mother and daughter, which sees business booming for owner Kath, who harbours plans to open a second establishment. However, new premises in the city are thin on the ground, and Kath has daily problems to contend with, such as damp in the gentleman's lounge and a customer with a custard fetish
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 8.8
1:00am
The World's Most Expensive Food
Season 1 Episode 1/2

London is home to more billionaires than any other city on the planet and they use a private network of luxury food suppliers. This two-part documentary follows the companies who cater to them, with the opening episode examining how businesses must adapt and fight harder than ever before to win a foothold in this lucrative new market
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:55am
The Supervet
Season 8 Episode 4/

Professor Noel and his team face an emergency when a black Labrador is rushed in after being hit by a car. The pioneering vets also treat a cocker spaniel with a bulging disc in its spine and a basset hound that needs its leg straightening. But the dog is also overweight, so the professor insists it be put on a diet
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
2:50am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 4/9

Charlie Luxton is in Stirlingshire, helping Morag and Heiko Buxel with their continental kit-build home, which they expect will take just six weeks to erect
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4
3:45am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Marsden
The property expert visits Marsden, West Yorkshire, to help Malcolm and Muriel, whose house has been on the market for three years. Phil urges the couple to modernise their tired home so they can fulfil their dream of downsizing to a more manageable bungalow
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.6
4:40am
Come Dine with Me
Season 27 Episode 24/90

Polish-born carer Sylwia hosts the fourth party of the competition in Boston, Lincolnshire, and hopes her European menu will charm her guests. However, the growing friction between diners Annika and Carolyn threatens to spoil the evening, and the host's chances of winning the £1,000 prize
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
5:05am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 28/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4

Fri 24 Mar

6:00am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
6:45am
The King of Queens
Wild Cards
Season 2 Episode 20/25

Doug and Deacon try their luck on the gaming tables in Atlantic City, telling Carrie a white lie to ensure there is no trouble at home - but their night proves far from profitable. Kevin James and Victor Williams star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:10am
The King of Queens
Big Dougie
Season 2 Episode 21/25

Doug reveals his benevolent side when he decides to become a mentor to an underprivileged child, but is disappointed with the boy assigned to him. Meanwhile, Carrie has to explain to a partner in her law firm why she declared her love for him over the phone. Kevin James and Leah Remini star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:35am
The King of Queens
Soft Touch
Season 2 Episode 22/25

Doug is duped by his neighbour into buying a water filtration device. He is drawn deeper into trouble when he signs up to be a licensed seller and needs to find 10 more salesmen to follow in his footsteps to recoup his investment. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:05am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Plan
Season 7 Episode 18/25

Amy puts Robert in charge of writing invitations to their forthcoming wedding, but he tries to evade responsibility by seeking advice from Ray and Frank. They tell him his best bet is to make an appalling mess of the job so she will have to do it all herself. With Brad Garrett and Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sleepover at Peggy's
Season 7 Episode 19/25

Debra is too ill to take Ally to a pyjama party, so Ray reluctantly agrees to do the honours. Unfortunately it means coming face to face with Peggy, an old enemy who physically assaulted him during a charity event
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:05am
Frasier
Caught in the Act
Season 11 Episode 15/25

Niles buys an expensive sweater, despite promising Daphne he would start saving for their child's college fund, and Frasier agrees to get Roz and Alice tickets to see a show by his ex-wife, which only serves to fan the embers of lust. Laurie Metcalf guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:40am
Frasier
Boo!
Season 11 Episode 16/25

Martin suffers a mild heart attack, but tries to keep it from Ronee - to the dismay of Frasier and Niles, who feel it would be unfair of him to hide such serious news. Eventually worn down by their persistence, he decides to confide in her - leading to a conversation that ends in an unexpected way
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 5/15

Amit Kleinberger, the CEO and co-owner of frozen yoghurt chain Menchie's, poses as a participant in a reality TV contest to find out whether consistency is being maintained in his stores. The company has experienced rapid growth and Amit tries to establish what changes must be made to become a billion-dollar business
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
11:00am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Giuseppi's
Season 2 Episode 1/14

The chef heads to family-owned Italian restaurant Giuseppi's in Macomb Township, Michigan. Father and son Joe and Sam Borgia's constant fighting is driving customers away, and Gordon discovers one of the restaurateurs is concealing a serious health problem. Nevertheless, he sets about rescuing them from disaster and turning around the failing business
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
24/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Scott Miller and his team deal with an exotic dog with a tricky past, a bulldog in need of a new home and some wild kittens with worms
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
1:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 3 Episode 5/5

An international deal for James on a wine collection in Lanzarote may be worth a million Euros, and a couple look to sell their one-of-a-kind house boat. Elsewhere, a gastro pub owner wants to take a loan out against a £250,000 Bentley, and James considers a risky deal on an unusual giant gemstone. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
Countdown
24/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
3:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 30/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 10/20

Special needs teacher Kerry Smith seeks a holiday home in southern Spain, but her limited budget forces her to consider properties more inland than she would have wished
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
5:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 15/

Glasgow pair Jean and Ron hope their `taste of Scotland' menu will impress their guests. Day two sees Colin and Craig try to claw back the limelight and jolly up the mood
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
6:00pm
The Simpsons
Lard of the Dance
Season 10 Episode 1/23

Homer comes up with the bright idea of making money by selling used grease, and ropes Bart in to help, while Lisa tries to join a popular new classmate's social clique. Featuring the guest voice of Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Marnie convinces Mac to slow down and let Ellie run the pub, and Amy doesn't believe that Ryan left a voicemail for her, unaware that Ste deleted it. Ryan is desperate to get the kids to understand, but will Ste help?
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1
7:00pm
Channel 4 News
24/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
7:30pm
Unreported World
Putin's Family Values
Season 33 Episode 2/8

Marcel Theroux explores the resurgent Russian Orthodox Church, which is at the forefront of a new movement combining religion and nationalism in its home nation. Until the fall of the Soviet Union, the Church had been persecuted by the communists, but has now forged close ties with President Vladimir Putin. Theroux meets Alexander Dugin, referred to as `Putin's brain', whose ideas have cropped up in the president's speeches, and Fr Ioann Osyak, patriarch of a family whose members are becoming national celebrities and symbols of today's Russia - religious, conservative and deeply patriotic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
8:00pm
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
Amazing Spaces: WWII Special
Jan Fursier has discovered in one of her father Reg's diaries an illustrated guide to building a 1930s caravan, drawn up while he was being held in a Japanese prisoner of war camp. George Clarke and Will Hardie attempt to bring the caravan to life, leading to an emotional reunion in the same Welsh national park where Reg took the family on holidays once the Second World War was over
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
9:00pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 5/

The eagle-eyed armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00pm
The Last Leg
Season 10 Episode 9/

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by comedian Sandi Toksvig and singer-songwriter James Blunt for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The hosts make use of the £isitok twitter handle, where viewers tweet in edgy current affairs questions that more fearful shows might duck
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
11:05pm
First Dates
Season 3 Episode 5/9

Fairy-tale fan Kathleen still hasn't met her Prince Charming, but at first glance, international fashion model Sam doesn't disappoint. Historical re-enactor Rory meets Aussie cross-stitcher Maddie, and woos her with his knowledge of Viking beards, while animal lover Steph is paired with fireman Rich. Will she be impressed with his stories of saving cats from burning buildings?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
12:05am
How'd You Get So Rich?
Season 1 Episode 3/

Katherine Ryan meets a man who made his fortune running gay bars, an American couple who got rich designing an app and now travel the world for free and a former Mafia boss who these days earns his money as a preacher
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
12:50am
Rude Tube
World Wide Weirder
Season 10 Episode 10/10

Alex Zane counts down 50 of the weirdest clips on the internet, including an amazing chocolate man and a bizarre remake of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
1:45am
Film Damien: Omen II (1978)
Teenage Damien is adopted by his rich uncle and aunt, who are unaware of his true origins, and packed off to military academy. But as he becomes aware of his demonic destiny as the Antichrist, another series of grisly murders begins. Horror sequel, starring Jonathan Scott-Taylor, William Holden, Lee Grant, Robert Foxworth, Lew Ayres, Sylvia Sidney and Lance Henriksen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:30am
Catastrophe
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Rob and Sharon receive a very surprising dinner invitation from estranged couple Fran and Chris. Meanwhile, Fergal travels back to London to give an update on his unsatisfactory family life in Spain. Comedy, written by and starring Rob Delaney and Sharon Horgan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.4
4:00am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 5/9

Charlie Luxton helps Jayne and Alistair Lewis, a south Lanarkshire couple trying to self-build an innovative, barn-style home which can grow and shrink depending on their needs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4
4:55am
Come Dine with Me
Season 27 Episode 25/90

It is the final dinner party night in Boston, and the hard-to-please foxhunter Carolyn is planning on using a charm offensive to win over the guests after having criticised each of them during the week. She has offended Annika, called Katy fake, found fault with Sywia's food, and reprimanded Adie, but still believes she may be able to turn things around
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
5:20am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 29/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4

Sat 25 Mar

6:15am
The King of Queens
Buggie Nights
Season 8 Episode 15/23

Arthur returns from holiday bringing bed bugs with him, forcing Doug and Carrie out of the house while an exterminator does his job. American comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Jerry Stiller
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
6:40am
Mobil 1 The Grid
A preview of the 2017 Formula 1 season with Williams driver Felipe Massa. Plus, NASCAR star Kurt Busch relives his Daytona 500 triumph
(Subtitles)

7:10am
British Rally Championship
2017 Brick & Steel Border Counties Rally
The 2017 Brick & Steel Border Counties Rally. Action from the opening round of the season, a brand new event consisting of two night stages and a forest battle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Be Nice
Season 3 Episode 23/26

Debra and Ray are taken aback to realise they are much nicer to strangers than to each other, and decide to show a little more mutual consideration in future - but their resolve soon crumbles. American comedy, guest starring Kevin James as Doug Heffernan, his character in The King of Queens
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Who's Next?
Season 7 Episode 20/25

Debra wonders how Ray would cope if she met an untimely end, and picks an attractive friend to replace her as his new wife - but cannot help being hurt by his enthusiastic response to the idea
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:30am
Frasier
Coots and Ladders
Season 11 Episode 17/25

Infuriated at the dullness of his life, Frasier steals a small box from a neighbour for the thrill, but guilt prompts him to look for a way to return it without being caught - a task that proves easier said than done. With the guest voice of Helen Mirren
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00am
Frasier
Match Game
Season 11 Episode 18/25

Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth, causing the father-to-be to develop sympathy pains. Meanwhile, Frasier hires a professional matchmaker - but ends up going on a string of bad dates. Guest starring Laura Linney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:30am
The Big Bang Theory
The Convention Conundrum
Season 7 Episode 14/24

When the guys are unable to get tickets for the Comic-Con, Leonard, Howard and Raj decide to buy fake passes from a stranger - but they then worry about getting caught with them. Sheldon decides to hold his own comic-book convention and searches for a suitable star guest for the event. Meanwhile, the girls take tea at a hotel but discover that maturity is over-rated. Comedy, guest starring James Earl Jones and Carrie Fisher
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
10:00am
The Big Bang Theory
The Locomotive Manipulation
Season 7 Episode 15/24

Sheldon and Amy take a train ride to the Napa Valley with Howard and Bernadette on Valentine's Day, while Leonard and Penny head to the vets when they volunteer to look after Raj's dog. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
10:25am
The Big Bang Theory
The Table Polarisation
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table causes Sheldon to re-evaluate his life. Meanwhile, Howard is offered the chance to go back to the International Space Station, and Bernadette struggles to decide whether to encourage him. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Melissa Rauch
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
10:55am
The Simpsons
A Streetcar Named Marge
Season 4 Episode 2/22

Marge astonishes Homer and the kids by landing the role of Blanche DuBois in an amateur production of A Streetcar Named Desire - and her performance is boosted by her frustration with Homer. With the guest voice of Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:25am
The Simpsons
Homer the Heretic
Season 4 Episode 3/22

Homer decides to skip church so he can enjoy himself watching TV, making waffles and dancing semi-naked in the guise of Tom Cruise. When he subsequently experiences a vision from God, the lazy father is inspired to start his own religion. Animated comedy, with the voice of Dan Castellaneta
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:55am
The Simpsons
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Season 4 Episode 4/22

Homer enters Lisa in a beauty pageant to boost her self-esteem, and has the satisfaction of seeing her crowned runner-up - but she finds her principles heavily compromised as a result. Featuring the voice of Bob Hope
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:30pm
Extreme Food
Season 2 Episode 3/

Kenyan chef Kiran Jethwa travels to another remote part of the world in pursuit of the world's finest ingredients. This time, he pushes his body to the limit as he goes free-diving with record-holder Cameron Kirkconnell on Mozambique's Vamizi Island. He also trains for this physically punishing task by visiting local Vamizi fisherman Jakota, who helps him develop the skills he will need for a successful spear-fishing expedition. Travelling by catamaran through the night, Kiran and Cameron head to St Lazarus Bank, where Kiran must dive to depths of 30 metres to spear a wahoo - a game fish related to tuna
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00pm
Formula 1
Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights: 2017
Steve Jones presents action from the battle for pole position ahead of the opening round of the season, which will take place at Albert Park in Melbourne. Mercedes driver Lewis Hamilton recorded the fastest time in qualifying at last year's race, but ultimately finished second to his then-teammate Nico Rosberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:50pm
The Restoration Man
Season 3 Episode 7/18

Marco and Kath Walker have bought a pair of 17th and 18th-century cow barns from a local farmer in Wellington, Herefordshire, but the couple are restoration novices and the project is beset with problems from the start. Architect George Clarke offers much-needed advice and discovers how these Grade II-listed buildings and the surrounding land helped to revolutionise cattle farming in the UK
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
3:35pm
A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun
Season 3 Episode 26/26

Debra Mann from Reading, Berkshire, has fallen in love with the Bay of the Somme in the north of France, and has set heart on a holiday getaway where she and her sister can spend time with family and friends. Scarlette Douglas shows them both a selection of properties for a £64,000 budget - with plenty of surprises along the way
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.5
4:35pm
Location, Location, Location
Season 26 Episode 2/8

Kirstie Allsopp helps first-time buyers Lucy and Joe, who have set their heart on a cottage in the Cotswolds, where they can start a family. However, Joe wants a project and has already discounted hundreds of potential homes online, so it looks like he's going to be hard to please. Phil's search is just as difficult in Bristol, where country boy Paul and city girl Elly want a home with outside space that's close to the railway station. Finding somewhere that ticks all the boxes could be tricky
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.2
5:35pm
Grand Designs
Season 16 Episode 1/8

Kevin McCloud follows plumber Jon Martin and ceramicist Noreen Jaafar as they transform a neglected half-acre site in Gloucestershire. However, they are unable to cut down the 27 protected trees on the plot, so their solution is to build a big, modern treehouse with stilts screwed into the earth and balconies that will have views for miles
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
6:30pm
Channel 4 News
25/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
7:00pm
Escape to the Chateau
Season 1 Episode 3/3

Dick and Angel only have a few weeks to prepare for their wedding, but the chateau is nowhere near ready to receive the 200 guests they have invited and finding reliable, affordable workers is proving difficult. Dick oversees the damming of the moat and the installation of a new, eco-friendly sewage system, while Angel turns her attention to giving the rooms a distinctive decor
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
8:00pm
Film The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011)
Seven English pensioners looking for a fresh start are drawn to an advert for a hotel in the Indian city of Jaipur, and plan to spend their retirement there. They arrive to find the building dilapidated but are won over by the enthusiastic young manager, and each embarks on their own adventures in the city. Comedy drama, starring Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith and Dev Patel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:25pm
Film Robin Hood (2010)
An archer fighting in Richard the Lionheart's crusading army returns home to England and assumes the identity of a nobleman killed in battle. His new-found status draws him into a dangerous conflict with members of the newly crowned King John's court, and a traitorous knight plots to aid the French in conquering England. Ridley Scott's medieval adventure, starring Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett and Mark Strong
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
2:00am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Mill Street Bistro - Part One
Season 6 Episode 12/16

Gordon Ramsay continues his travels across America saving failing restaurants from disaster. In the first of two visits to Mill Street Bistro in Norwalk, Ohio, the chef encounters Joe Nagy, who claims he has the best menu from New York to Los Angeles. However, his servers and diners tell a different story, and his resistance to change leads to some explosive confrontations
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
2:50am
The Last Leg
Season 10 Episode 9/

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by comedian Sandi Toksvig and singer-songwriter James Blunt for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The hosts make use of the £isitok twitter handle, where viewers tweet in edgy current affairs questions that more fearful shows might duck
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.8
3:50am
Hollyoaks
Omnibus. Ellie drags Freddie away from Nightingales, but is stuck in a nightmare situation when she gets home
(Subtitles) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1

Sun 26 Mar

6:00am
Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Jewellery Boxes and Pin-board
Season 1 Episode 9/22

Kirstie Allsopp helps a father to create a fun bedroom for his two daughters. She creates a pinboard using a bold vintage fabric, and a garland from the felt offcuts. Plus, the girls help to personalise some jewellery boxes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.8
6:15am
The King of Queens
Restaurant Row
Season 2 Episode 23/25

Carrie clashes with the staff at an Italian restaurant and forbids Doug from ever going back there - but he just cannot resist their food. Meanwhile, Arthur prepares for an appearance on TV. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
6:40am
Cycling
Cycling: The Pioneer: 2017
Action from the seven-day race, which took riders through New Zealand's Southern Alps, featuring more than 500km of tough trails and 15,000m of climbing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Shower
Season 7 Episode 21/25

Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy, but Marie tries to take over and monopolises the event. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Monica Horan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Baggage
Season 7 Episode 22/25

When Robert asks if he can borrow the suitcase sitting on the stairway landing, Ray explains he and Debra have been locked in a two-week battle of wills over who is responsible for putting the item away. Ray Romano and Brad Garrett star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:30am
Frasier
Miss Right Now
Season 11 Episode 19/25

Niles takes a sudden liking to fast food, Ronee alarms Martin by revealing her mother is coming to town, while Frasier pines for attractive matchmaker Charlotte, and heads for a singles bar to drown his sorrows. Comedy, guest starring Laura Linney and Jennifer Tilly, with Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.9
9:00am
Frasier
And Frasier Makes Three
Season 11 Episode 20/25

Frank almost gets in the way of Frasier's latest meeting with Charlotte, but the pair finally admit their feelings. Roz goes on a date with a jailbird and Martin plans to present Ronee with an old engagement ring - until Daphne points out how insensitive it would be
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:30am
Sunday Brunch
Season 6 Episode 6/

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by guests Adam Woodyatt, Jamie Laing, Katherine Ryan and Lisa Faulkner. With music from Zara Larsson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:30pm
The Simpsons
Skinner's Sense of Snow
Season 12 Episode 8/21

A snowstorm leaves Bart, Lisa and their fellow students trapped inside Springfield Elementary and it is not long before the pupils are running amok. Homer and Ned Flanders are left to mount the rescue operation to save the kids - and Principal Skinner
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
The Simpsons
Homr
Season 12 Episode 9/21

Doctors discover Homer has had a crayon lodged in his brain since childhood and decide to remove it. The procedure instantly transforms him into a genius, but removes his ability to enjoy life
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:30pm
The Simpsons
Pokey Mom
Season 12 Episode 10/21

Marge helps a former convict fulfil his artistic ambitions by painting a mural at the school, but he soon clashes with Principal Skinner over the design. With the guest voice of Michael Keaton
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
2:00pm
Formula 1
Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix Highlights: 2017
Steve Jones presents action from the opening round of the season at Albert Park in Melbourne, where Mercedes will have been looking to steer one of their drivers to victory for the fourth year in succession. Last year's world champion Nico Rosberg, who took the chequered flag here in 2014 and 2016, was not part of the team following his decision to retire at the end of last season, with Valtteri Bottas now partnering Lewis Hamilton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:40pm
The Restoration Man
Season 4 Episode 1/5

George Clarke meets Colin and Emma Clewes, who have bought an Edwardian Baptist church in the small Pennine village of Oxenhope, with the idea of turning it into a five-bedroom family home. With only a meagre budget, Colin intends to do most of the building work himself, while the couple juggle looking after their young family and running their own business. But as they soon find out, restoring a church that has been in decline for years demands every ounce of their hard graft and grit. George offers advice and inspiration to pull them through, and discovers that the church's history is woven into the fabric of this small mill-working community
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
5:45pm
Location, Location, Location
Stratford-upon-Avon and Northamptonshire
Season 24 Episode 3/10

Phil Spencer meets expectant parents Steve and Sally, who are relocating to the countryside around Stratford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire. They want to find their dream family home before the baby arrives, but with nearby rural walks, office space and a good village pub on the wish list, Phil has to act fast. Kirstie Allsopp is in Northamptonshire helping Rinku and Sunder. They have been living in a family owned property for the past three years, enabling them to save to buy a place together. However, there are new plans for the land and the bulldozers are inbound, so it's Kirstie's challenge to get the couple into their own home quickly
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.2
6:40pm
Channel 4 News
26/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
7:00pm
Our Guy in China
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Guy Martin explores Beijing, ignoring the tourist traps and following his own passions as he reveals a lesser-seen side of China. He meets families who live on a scrapyard and earn their livings by processing old cars and spends an afternoon helping out by operating the cranes and machinery, before visiting the hub of the market for rare and exotic supercar sales and assists in the building of what will be the tallest building in Beijing, the China Zun skyscraper
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
Rivers with Jeremy Paxman
Season 1 Episode 4/4

The presenter travels along the Thames from its source in Gloucestershire to the Kent and Essex marshes, and delves into its history as a working river going back to the time of the Domesday Book. He meets people who maintain the river's locks and bridges, and work to manage flooding and deal with sewage. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
9:00pm
Homeland
Sock Puppets
Season 6 Episode 9/12

Carrie catches a break, Keane makes a plan and Max goes undercover. Drama, starring Claire Danes, Rupert Friend and Elizabeth Marvel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
10:05pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 5/

The eagle-eyed armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
11:00pm
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Season 9 Episode 5/5

Jimmy Carr hosts the popular quiz with guest captain Claudia Winkleman and Johnny Vegas going up against Jon Richardson and Reginald D Hunter. Sara Pascoe joins resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
12:00am
Film Grease 2 (1982)
A shy English boy joins the senior class at Rydell High and immediately falls for the leader of the Pink Ladies. But she is only interested in tough guys, forcing him to adopt a dual identity as a mysterious biker. Musical sequel, starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Maxwell Caulfield, Lorna Luft, Eve Arden and Sid Caesar, with Didi Conn reprising her role as Frenchy from the original film
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
2:00am
UK's Best Place to Live
Sarah Beeny reveals the United Kingdom's most desirable place to live. With the help of analysis of key factors, she travels around the UK looking for good affordable housing, best job prospects, reasonable child care, quality of family life and of social life. At the end of the show she reveals which location scores best
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
2:55am
Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year
Season 1 Episode 1/

Kevin McCloud and Anna Keay visit some of the UK's most successful restorations of historic buildings, all of which have been placed on the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors' long list for their Restoration of the Year award. At the end of the programme, Kevin and Anna are joined by historic building surveyor Marianne Suhr and architectural historian Jonathan Foyle to decide which buildings should make the final shortlist. First up are a watermill brought back to life in Cambridgeshire, a seaside villa in Lyme Regis, a Georgian innovation in Northumberland, and a rescued castle in Ceredigion
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 6/9

In North Somerset, Charlie Luxton helps Antony and Hayley Wild build a four-bedroom home overlooking the Severn estuary, but the budget cannot keep pace with their ambitions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4
4:45am
Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Family Playroom
Season 1 Episode 1/22

Kirstie Allsopp and her team help Shaun and Jannine Cartwright and their three sons transform their Blackburn home, which is full of clutter. They look to the 1950s for inspiration, creating a family playroom for the boys
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.8
5:05am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 30/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4

Mon 27 Mar

6:00am
Countdown
24/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
6:45am
The King of Queens
Flower Power
Season 2 Episode 24/25

Arthur is picked for jury duty, while Carrie is disappointed with Doug, who sends her flowers and chocolates - but only after she has reminded him of the lack of romance in their relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:10am
The King of Queens
Whine Country
Season 2 Episode 25/25

Carrie decides to get her own back for missing out on a trip to Paris, determined to make Doug pay for insisting they go on a motorhome holiday. Kevin James and Leah Remini star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:35am
The King of Queens
Do Rico
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Doug learns Carrie is turned on by an Italian accent he has mastered, but worries that she is falling out of love with his real self, while Arthur finds inspiration between the covers of a book. Kevin James and Leah Remini star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bachelor Party
Season 7 Episode 23/25

Debra and Marie shame Ray into giving Robert a second bachelor party to make up for his disappointing first attempt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding - Part One
Season 7 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Robert and Amy prepare to tie the knot in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony - but the groom becomes suspicious when his future brother-in-law Peter tries to make peace with both him and Ray. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:05am
Frasier
Detour
Season 11 Episode 21/25

Charlotte accepts a lift to the railway station from Frasier, but his car breaks down in a desolate area and they end up spending the night in the same room as a dead body. Meanwhile, confusion arises as Niles plans Martin's stag party
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:35am
Frasier
Crock Tales
Season 11 Episode 22/25

The shrink considers throwing away an old broken pot until it stirs up fond memories, including the time he was accidentally glued to a blind date and a Thanksgiving when everyone seemed to be down on their luck. American comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 6/15

Paul Quentel, president of Alfred Angelo, the second largest bridal retailer in the United States, goes undercover to solve any problems as quickly as possible. Posing as a contestant on a reality TV competition, he works among his own staff
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
11:00am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Hannah & Mason's
Season 2 Episode 7/14

The fiery chef comes to the aid of the owners of Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in Cranbury, New Jersey. Members of staff complain their pay cheques bounce, and the kitchen cooler is so unhygienic that Gordon makes the decision to close the restaurant on Valentine's Day - the busiest night of the year
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
27/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Scott Miller tends a parakeet with a broken leg and a much-loved cat that needs its thyroid gland removed, while the vet's own puppy is rushed in after swallowing a baby's dummy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
1:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 1/6

High-end pawnbroker James Constantinou faces rare items that are allegedly from Arctic explorer Ernest Shackleton's expeditions and values some vintage Chanel handbags. He also discovers a problem when he takes assistant Jo out for a terrifying test drive in a client's Porsche
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the long-running words-and-numbers game, with Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
3:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 31/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 11/20

Matt and Vicky Wade ask Casas Manuel to find them a holiday home with plenty of outside space for sunbathing, while Sharon shows her sister's friend three apartments in Almeria
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
5:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 16/

Three couples host dinner parties in Bedfordshire, with Gavin and Jodie, Francis and Yvonne, and Lisa and Ed all competing for the cash prize of £1,000
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
6:00pm
The Simpsons
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Season 10 Episode 2/23

Homer realises he has failed to do anything worthwhile with his life and decides to rectify matters by becoming a great inventor like Thomas Edison. Featuring the voice of William Daniels as KITT, Knight Rider's famous supercar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
6:30pm
Hollyoaks
It is the day of Amy and Ryan's wedding, but Ryan has also got their potential move to America playing on his mind. Scott is having a fashion crisis and asks Mercedes for help, while Leela is put on the spot by a request from DS Armstrong
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1
7:00pm
Channel 4 News
27/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
Dispatches
Secrets of Coca-Cola: Channel 4 Dispatches
Antony Barnett investigates the multinational beverage corporation, which one of the world's most recognised brands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:30pm
Travel Man
Travel Man: 48 Hours in Tenerife
Season 4 Episode 3/

Richard Ayoade heads to the Canary Islands for a packed mini-break with actress and writer Lena Dunham, the star and creator of American comedy drama Girls. In the north of the island, Richard and Lena visit a guachinche pop-up restaurant, where they have goat stew before exploring the barren lunar-like landscape around the volcanic Mount Teide and spend the evening stargazing. There is also a sculpture tour, including works by Henry Moore and Joan Miro, as well as layered coffee, a spot of golf and a search for whales
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
9:00pm
24 Hours in A&E
Season 12 Episode 19/

Long-distance lorry driver Neil, 52, has fallen backwards off a ramp onto a concrete floor and is sent for an urgent CT scan, the results of which are a shock. Also receiving treatments are 29-year-old Ben, who has dislocated his shoulder in a cycling accident, and Wendy, 73, who is in resus with a severe open ankle fracture after falling at home
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:00pm
How'd You Get So Rich?
Season 1 Episode 4/

Katherine Ryan continues to hang out with a selection of the richest people in the world, including two men who made their millions from selling sex toys, a woman who creates luxury creams from bee venom and a man who designs the most exclusive cars on the planet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
10:50pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 10/

A self-professed mummy's boy asks Sketch to erase his misunderstood tattoo, while Jay sorts out martial arts fan Jimmy's naughty nod to Chuck Norris. Meanwhile, Alice helps Olivia, who has epilepsy, to get a tattoo to mark her journey, and it is game over for Will's drinking game disaster
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
11:50pm
Three Wives, One Husband
Documentary providing access to the community of Rockland Ranch in the middle of the Utah desert, where 14 Mormon families have made a home for themselves. Half the men here are polygamists, including father-of-16 Enoch Foster. He is one of the most influential men in the community and has two wives, who adore him and each other. But their family is set to expand again, with baby number 17 on the way - and Enoch is also courting a third wife, 25-year-old nanny Lydia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.7
12:50am
Gap Year
Malaysia - The Trek
Season 1 Episode 5/8

The gang goes on a trek and get lost in the Malaysian jungle, where Lauren discovers the truth about Dylan and Ashley, while Sean receives unexpected romantic attention
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.3
1:40am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Nino's
Season 6 Episode 9/16

Gordon Ramsay heads to the coastal community of Long Beach, California, to save an Italian restaurant that was opened in 1958 and now under the misguided leadership of Nino, who blamed by brother Michael and sister Carina for the eatery's failings. Their 78-year-old mother Inge desperate for Nino to turn the business around, but the feuding family members will have to solve their differences first
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
2:30am
The Supervet
Season 5 Episode 3/6

Professor Noel Fitzpatrick tends to a Newfoundland called Billy, who clocks up thousands of miles travelling back and forth from his home in Aberdeen for treatment on its legs. He also attempts to help Barney, a Yorkshire terrier that has a deformity in its neck that is compressing its spinal cord. For owners Linda and Barry, Noel is their last chance, but the operation involves high-risk surgery with no guarantee of success
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
3:30am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 7/9

Charlie Luxton revisits Liz and Robin Leonard, who planned to self-build a three-bedroom home in Hastings, East Sussex, and chose to ignore all the advice he gave them
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4
4:25am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Bolton
The property expert helps a man try to sell his terraced house in Bolton and gives owner Danny some advice about the amount of attention his home needs if it is ever going to be sold
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.6
5:20am
Kirstie's Handmade Treasures
Season 1 Episode 13/22

Kirstie Allsopp competes in the Something New from Something Old competition at the Royal Wales Show, creating vintage paper jewellery, but finds herself up against stiff competition
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.1
5:30am
Shipping Wars UK
Season 2 Episode 1/40

Russell secures a collection of tropical trees that need moving from Gloucestershire to Kent, while Phil grapples with a dragon statue that requires transporting 213 miles from Altrincham, Cheshire, to Skewen in south Wales. Are Phil and Russell in with a chance of winning 'Transporter of the Week'?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.8

Tue 28 Mar

6:00am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the long-running words-and-numbers game, with Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
6:45am
The King of Queens
Roast Chicken
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Doug gets carried away and tells too many home truths when he makes a speech at a celebratory dinner for his boss. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Tom Amandes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:10am
The King of Queens
Fatty McButterpants
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Doug is unsettled to learn Carrie buys his clothes from an outsize shop, and when she tells him he should lose some weight, a bitter battle of wills ensues. Meanwhile, Arthur wages his own war against neighbourhood thugs with the aid of a limbless mannequin
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:35am
The King of Queens
Class Struggle
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Carrie returns to college, but discovers she does not have enough time to work and study. Meanwhile, Doug worries that an educated woman like her will not be interested in a blue-collar man like him. Ricki Lake guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding - Part Two
Season 7 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fun with Debra
Season 8 Episode 1/23

Debra complains she and Ray do not have any fun together - and persuades him to let her join him in his game of golf. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:05am
Frasier
Goodnight, Seattle - Part One
Season 11 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Frasier's final dinner with Charlotte is ruined by constant interruptions, Martin and Ronee's wedding day is marked by a series of calamities, and Daphne goes into labour at a veterinary practice. Jason Biggs, Robbie Coltrane and Richard E Grant guest star alongside regulars Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney in the series' penultimate episode
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:35am
Frasier
Goodnight, Seattle - Part Two
Season 11 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. The last-ever episode of the sitcom sees Daphne give birth to a son, Martin and Ronee tie the knot and Roz surprise besotted Noel with a kiss. Faced with an empty apartment, Frasier records his final radio show before jetting off to pastures new. Anthony LaPaglia and Richard E Grant guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 7/15

Mike Bloom, president and COO of discount retail chain Family Dollar, intends to double its number of stores within a few years. He decides that to do so he first needs to go incognito within the organisation to monitor where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
11:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Sabatiello's
Season 2 Episode 3/14

The chef heads to Italian family restaurant Sabatiello's in Stamford, Connecticut, where the owner's fiery temper upsets the staff and has left him more than $1million in debt. Gordon's help is urgently needed to get customers back through the door, but the restaurateur does not take kindly to criticism and closes the restaurant down when his employees turn on him
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
28/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Dr Scott tackles a sphynx cat that has become a frisky pest due to raging hormones and Scott goes to Sheffield to meet a remarkable teenage animal activist
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
1:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 2/6

James heads to Ibiza to appraise a luxury speedboat worth over £100,000 and a diamond ring, while Lawrence values a piece of boxing memorabilia. Designer handbag expert Claudia must brush up on her history when she is confronted with a rare purse
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
Countdown
28/03/17
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
3:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 32/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 12/20

A couple who live in Australia are given help looking for a property as they look to spend half of the year in Spain, while a woman is aiming to find a holiday home in Alicante
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
5:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Amateur dramatics enthusiasts Ryan and Kitty kick off proceedings in Liverpool, followed by hairdresser Karen and builder Alun, and Birkenhead couple Tony and Debby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
6:00pm
The Simpsons
Bart the Mother
Season 10 Episode 3/23

Bart accidentally kills a bird with local bully Nelson's pellet gun, and vows to make amends by taking care of its eggs until they hatch. Featuring the guest voice of Phil Hartman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.8
6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1
7:00pm
Channel 4 News
28/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
The Secret Life of the Zoo
Season 3 Episode 5/

Elderly one-eyed South African porcupine Roxy is introduced to a new, younger male called Henning, in the hope that she will find companionship in her old age. Kifaru, the oldest eastern black rhino at Chester Zoo, meets younger female Malindi, with the expectation that they will produce offspring to increase the dwindling population, while the Caribbean flamingos are breeding again
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
9:00pm
Mutiny
Season 1 Episode 5/5

The crew load up their barrels and kit bags for the last time and set off in the blistering heat of northern Australia to make the 1,200-mile voyage to Timor. The final leg of the journey isn't plain sailing and when the winds slow so too does their progress, leaving them facing their most desperate challenge yet - life-threatening dehydration. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
10:00pm
Catastrophe
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from holiday in Canada, while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis. Comedy about an Irish woman and an American man's relationship, written by and starring Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.4
10:35pm
This Is Us
What Now?
Season 1 Episode 17/18

The entire Pearson family gather at Randall's house for an unusual party, while Kevin and Sophie's relationship deepens on the night of his play's premiere. Kate struggles to open up to Toby about her father's death and tensions are high between Jack and Rebecca as she leaves on tour with her band
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
11:30pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 5/

The eagle-eyed armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:30am
Super Slimmers: Did They Really Keep the Weight Off?
Documentary featuring six extraordinary weight-loss champions, who shed 80 stone between them, to find out what happened to them next. After they collected their prizes and the press photographers left, did they manage to keep the weight off? Plus, a ground-breaking science study on a TV star who lost 17 stone reveals the body's incredible but little-known biological response to dieting that sabotages efforts to keep weight off
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 9.8
1:25am
Gillette World Sport
Featuring a visit to Florida to discover what is revolutionising golf, and behind-the-scenes access to snowboarder Max Parrot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.6
1:50am
Mobil 1 The Grid
A preview of the 2017 Formula 1 season with Williams driver Felipe Massa. Plus, NASCAR star Kurt Busch relives his Daytona 500 triumph
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:20am
The Big Spring Clean
Phil Spencer tackles Britain's clutter crisis as he dispatches a team of specialists to free up space and redesign a family home in Devon, to show everyone can learn to live better with less. Professional organiser Vicky Silverthorn helps the Hall family find the courage to begin a clear-out, with her five-point plan proving to be an emotional experience, while architect Phil Coffey and upcycling product designer Max McMurdo design innovative and affordable family-friendly storage solution
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 9.2
3:15am
Syria's Disappeared: The Case Against Assad
Documentary investigating how tens of thousands of men, women and children have been disappeared by the Assad regime into a network of clandestine detention centres. Using the testimonies of three survivors and evidence smuggled out of Syria, the film follows victims, family members and international war crimes investigators as they campaign for the release of the disappeared and fight to bring the perpetrators to justice
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
4:10am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 8/9

Charlie Luxton heads to Pembrokeshire to help a couple build an upside-down eco-house by the sea. However, they are not fans of DIY and have no self-build experience
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4
5:05am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Season 4 Episode 18/20

Phil visits Worthing, West Sussex, where he helps Victoria and Michael who want to sell the grand Victorian house they have called home for the past 30 years. The property is wearing them out and they are keen to downsize - however the interior is as tired as they feel
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.6

Wed 29 Mar

6:00am
Countdown
28/03/17
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
6:45am
The King of Queens
Strike One
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Doug decides the family needs a new car, but Carrie urges him not to buy one, afraid an impending strike at his workplace may put a crimp in their finances. Unfortunately, he yields to temptation and splashes out on an expensive off-roader
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:10am
The King of Queens
Strike Too
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Doug has nothing to do when his union goes on strike, so he finds a temporary assignment as a substitute teacher at the school where his sister works, but the job is not as easy as he had anticipated. Ricki Lake guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:35am
The King of Queens
Strike Out
Season 3 Episode 7/25

The three-week strike sees a miserable Doug and Deacon getting on their wives' nerves. Arthur tries to shake them out of their depression, but his efforts work a little too well as the trio set out to recapture their adolescence. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Thank You Notes
Season 8 Episode 2/23

Marie tries to gain the upper hand in her relationship with new daughter-in-law Amy, but Debra is determined the latest Barone wife will not endure the kind of interference she has had to put up with
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Home from School
Season 8 Episode 3/23

Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, causing Ray to wonder whether he is trying to avoid something. Determined to discover the truth, he deprives the youngster of television, comics and video games to sweat the answer out of him through sheer boredom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:05am
Frasier
The Good Son
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The psychiatrist abandons his bar-propping in Boston in favour of presenting a radio show in Seattle. However, his new life is thrown into upheaval when his father moves in with him - followed by apparently psychic care assistant Daphne. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.9
9:35am
Frasier
Space Quest
Season 1 Episode 2/24

The shrink resents his lack of privacy now that he has to share his apartment with his father and Daphne, while Roz debates the virtues of human contact. Kelsey Grammer stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 8/15

Travis Boersma, co-founder and president of one of the largest privately owned drive-through coffee shop chains in America, goes undercover to learn whether the culture he and his brother hoped to implement is being upheld by the company's front-line employees
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
11:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Trobiano's
Season 2 Episode 4/14

The fiery chef comes to the aid of Anthony Trobiano, whose restaurant in Great Neck, New York, is failing even though his partner's parents have given him their life savings and he has taken out half a million dollars in loans. Gordon has some harsh criticism about the unhygienic kitchen and the quality of the food being served, but the owner has trouble accepting his advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
29/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 8/8

Scott Miller finds out that wrangling reindeers is hard work, while a young family wait for test results on their much-loved guinea pig and there is a party for six puppies that the vet helped bring into the world
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
1:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 3/6

High-end pawnbroker James tries to make an £85,000 deal on a modified sports car, while designer handbag expert Claudia heads to Germany to value a large collection of bags owned by a former New York socialite. A female bodybuilder wants to sell jewellery so she can fund her new hobby, and a golf fanatic brings in a case of vintage wine
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
Countdown
29/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
3:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 33/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
4:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 13/20

A woman searches for a new home in Alicante, Spain, with a budget of 120,000 euros, while Daniel and Margaret from Glasgow look for a property near to the coast in Almeria
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
5:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
The cooking contest moves to Lincolnshire, with former soldier Scott and partner Clare kicking off the week, followed by Su and Dylan, and ending with ex-army couple Adele and Dave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
6:00pm
The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror IX
Season 10 Episode 4/23

Homer is possessed by an evil toupee, Bart and Lisa get trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, and Maggie is found to be the spawn of aliens. Featuring the guest voices of talk show host Jerry Springer and Robert Englund as murderous villain Freddy Krueger
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Diane and Tony think they are being burgled when they are disturbed by a noise downstairs, and Ryan confides in Mike about his and Amy's future in The Loft
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1
7:00pm
Channel 4 News
29/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
Hidden Restaurants with Michel Roux Jr
Season 1 Episode 4/4

Michel's journey searching for secret eateries and hidden restaurants comes to a close as he travels around the south east of England. First, Michel explores a homeware shop hiding a secret bistro inside, and a restaurant in a concrete military fort at sea, before visiting a bizarre establishment made entirely of scaffolding and plastic sheeting. Elsewhere, chef Freddy Bird comes across a unique and minute restaurant in the back of an old Citroen van. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
The Royal House of Windsor
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The final episode of the series focuses on the most outspoken heir to the throne, Prince Charles, and the radically different vision of the monarchy he promised for his own reign. From a young age, Charles was determined to do something important with his position in the royal family, doing so as he set up the Prince's Trust charity to help unfashionable causes, and also weighed in on controversial political issues across the years. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
10:00pm
999: What's Your Emergency?
Season 3 Episode 3/13

The documentary looks at how disputes and fights between neighbours are on the increase. Crewe officers Billy Elliot and Greg Greaves help a man who claims someone else has moved into his flat while he was on holiday, while in Warrington, PC Jon Tetlow investigates reports of a man frightening children. A background check reveals numerous reports of problems between the man and his neighbours, so police have to act quickly before locals take matters into their own hands
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.7
11:05pm
Bare Knuckle Fight Club
Documentary uncovering the hidden and shocking underground world of bare knuckle fighting, where men from all walks of life compete against each other in bloody battles. The man at the heart of the Fight Club is Shaun Smith, who is being monitored by police as he plans put on the biggest bare knuckle fight ever seen in the UK
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

12:25am
Mutiny
Season 1 Episode 5/5

The crew load up their barrels and kit bags for the last time and set off in the blistering heat of northern Australia to make the 1,200-mile voyage to Timor. The final leg of the journey isn't plain sailing and when the winds slow so too does their progress, leaving them facing their most desperate challenge yet - life-threatening dehydration. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:20am
First Contact: Lost Tribe of the Amazon
In June 2014, the world was transfixed by images of men emerging from the deepest Amazon rainforest for the first time. They were among the last people living on our planet who had had no contact with the outside world. In this documentary, film-maker Angus Macqueen gains access to this tribe, to Xani and Shirimaku and their families, to find out how they lived, why they had remained isolated for so long and what finally brought them out of isolation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
2:15am
Film I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)
A gay conman keeps his criminal career and his sexuality a secret from his family, until he ends up in prison for fraud. While serving his sentence, he falls madly in love with a fellow convict and becomes determined to secure their future together - even if it involves a great deal of criminal activity and several prison breaks. Fact-based romantic comedy drama, with Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 4.1
3:50am
Kirstie's Handmade Treasures
Season 1 Episode 5/22

Kirstie Allsopp visits the Great Yorkshire Show, where she takes on the challenge of creating a cushion using various forms of needlecraft, including machine embroidery, patchwork quilting and applique
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.1
4:10am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
West Sussex
The property expert heads to Ashurst Wood, West Sussex, to help retirees Tim and Gina modernise their dark and cluttered 1950s home and make it more desirable to buyers
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.6
5:05am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 31/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4