Channel 4

Back to Grid Channel 4 TV Listings
Watch Channel 4 live online

Tue 12 Dec

5:35am
Countdown
11/08/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:20am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Much Ado About Dick
Season 2 Episode 5/26

Sally decides to become a cop like Officer Don, and Dick is upset to discover Dr Albright does not want to be seen with him in public because she is embarrassed at what people might think of them. Starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:45am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dick the Vote
Season 2 Episode 6/26

Harry runs for city councillor but Dick finds it hard to grasp the complexities of the democratic system and struggles to cast the right vote. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Fourth and Dick
Season 2 Episode 7/26

Dick drives his pupils and Mary mad by failing to understand the US obsession with American football, while Tommy suffers an ailment common among young Earthlings - a crush on his pretty new teacher. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Sigh
Season 7 Episode 7/25

Ray impulsively agrees to start sharing the children's washing facilities so that Debra can have the bathroom to herself - but soon regrets acting so hastily. Ray Romano stars, with Patricia Heaton and Peter Boyle
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Annoying Kid
Season 7 Episode 8/25

Debra and Ray happily befriend a new couple - whose annoying eight-year-old son Spencer insists on making a nuisance of himself. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
She's the One
Season 7 Episode 9/25

Robert becomes convinced he has found the perfect woman, but Ray witnesses something that makes him think otherwise. Brad Garrett and Ray Romano star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
Frasier
The Last Time I Saw Maris
Season 3 Episode 8/24

Niles reaches the end of his tether with Maris, and decides to retaliate - but she turns the tables by throwing him out and asking for a divorce. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
Frasier
Frasier Grinch
Season 3 Episode 9/24

The prospect of Christmas with his son Frederick leaves Frasier panicking about what presents to buy him, and it takes a reminder from Martin about the festive spirit to keep him on the right track
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Leone's
Season 5 Episode 2/17

Gordon Ramsay is in New Jersey to help Rose Leone, who spent two years in a coma and came out of hospital to learn her son Michael had run her once-thriving Italian restaurant into the ground. With a menu of more than 126 dishes, the quality of the food is suffering, and even the chefs refuse to eat their own creations
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:00am
Jamie's Cracking Christmas
Season 1 Episode 5/7

At home in his Essex kitchen, Jamie makes a selection of his favourite dishes, for everything from family gatherings to party time specials, including beef Wellington, chocolate and marmalade panettone bread and butter tart, steamed goose buns, cheeky Christmas cocktails and roast goose with all the trimmings
(Subtitles)

12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
12/12/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

12:05pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp is joined by craftspeople to show how to dress the house and table with decorations, and demonstrates recipes for mulled wine and fondue
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:25pm
Film The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation (2012)
Crime-busting dog Zeus is taken to a remote mountain lodge for his owners' Christmas getaway, where he makes a new friend in the shape of a pampered poodle. The canine duo work together to foil the plans of two jewel thieves. Comedy sequel, starring Gary Valentine, Elisa Donovan and Dean Cain, with the voices of Mario Lopez and Paris Hiltons
(Subtitles)

2:10pm
Countdown
12/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

3:00pm
Lost and Found
Season 1 Episode 12/20

Stray Doris is rescued in Manchester, and soon delivers a litter of puppies. Eight-year-old Frisbee is handed in due to his owner's ill health, and is taken in by a foster carer
(Subtitles)

4:00pm
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
Season 2017

Laura Hamilton helps Russell Lovatt from Nottingham and his daughter Sian look find the perfect property in Malta for £200,000 or less
(Subtitles)

5:00pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Season 4 Episode 2/10

The magical festive HQ hosts a tree-decorating competition. There is also a traditional Japanese pottery technique, and the quickest Christmas cake bake in the land
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
The Simpsons
Days of Future Future
Season 25 Episode 19/22

An episode set 30 years in the future, when divorcee Bart is locked in a custody battle with ex-wife Jenda - who has fallen for the undeniable charms of an insectoid alien - while Lisa's miserable marriage is given a new lease of life when hubby Milhouse becomes a zombie. Meanwhile, Homer keeps on dying - only to be replaced by a clone every time he pops his clogs. With the guest voice of Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Grace struggles to resist Glenn's charms, Luke puts on a front but has a sinister plan involving Mark, and Sienna plans a day out
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:00pm
Channel 4 News
12/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

8:00pm
Food Unwrapped
Food Unwrapped Does Christmas
Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton, Matt Tebbutt and Dr Helen Lawal reveal surprises behind festive food. Jimmy visits north-west America to check out the latest non-meat treat for Christmas day - tofurkey, and Matt searches for the best accompaniment to real turkey. In Italy, Kate tracks down the makers of festive silver ball cake decorations to find out if there's any real silver in them. And in Zanzibar, Helen checks out Christmas spice cinnamon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
The World's Most Expensive Presents
Cameras follow craftsmen and women producing lavish gifts with price tags to match, including a 24-carat gold-plated bike worth £250,000. There's also a look at the designer who creates the most lavish outfits for dogs - including a £40,000 ball gown
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
Finding Me a Family
Season 1 Episode 2/

Cameras follow another group of children as they attend an adoption activity day organised by the children's charity Coram. Each of the youngsters hope they will meet the people who could become their parents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:05pm
Gogglebox
Season 10 Episode 14/

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions to The King's Speech, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor Final, Blue Planet II, I'm a Celebrity, The Real Marigold on Tour, Paul Hollywood: A Baker's Life and the News
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:10am
The Great Songwriters
Seal
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Seal talks to Paul Toogood about his creative process and life in music. He also performs Killer, Crazy, Kiss from a Rose and Prayer for the Dying. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

1:05am
The Supervet
The Supervet at Christmas
Season 4 Episode 5/5

Festive edition of the documentary following the work of Professor Noel Fitzpatrick and his team. A sleigh-pulling Alaskan malamute needs both knees replacing with implants, but his owners are forced to make a difficult decision as he recovers from his first operation. Meanwhile, a springer spaniel is rushed into the surgery with a shattered jaw, so the vets decide to try something new to get him home in time for Christmas. Plus, a miniature dachshund with a deformed foot is given intensive physiotherapy, and Noel gets a surprise visitor
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00am
Posh Pawn
Posh Pawn at Christmas
James takes his team for an ice-breaking Christmas excursion with jewellery expert Ian. A luxury yacht moored in London's most exclusive location comes up for sale for £200,000, and Lawrence and James are put through their paces by Britain's most successful female gymnast, Beth Tweddle. She wants to sell her Olympic leotards to raise money for a good cause
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:55am
Grand Designs Australia
Season 4 Episode 4/10

Peter Maddison meets Kerry and Judi, who were inspired to build their own adobe-style home in Sydney - complete with thick clay walls and exposed beams - after visiting New Mexico. However, the couple struggle to bring their dream to life, having taken 10 years to find specialist builders, and must factor a sewage pipe into their designs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:55am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Season 4 Episode 1/20

The property expert helps rescue people stuck in homes they cannot sell, meeting mother-of-four Julie from Billericay, Essex, who never got to grips with her renovation project. Phil discovers a health hazard in the kitchen, a toilet in need of attention and a garden that has driven buyers away, before giving the family tips on how to prepare the house for an open viewing. Plus, in Southend, serial mover June's home is found to be bathed in an overbearing shade of pink
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

4:50am
Jamie's Cracking Christmas
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Jamie Oliver rustles up festive dishes turkey curry and panettone tart
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:05am
Draw It!
Season 1 Episode 31/40

Actor John Thomson and TV presenter Melanie Sykes put their drawing skills to the test as they compete to help contestants take home a cash prize, with the two highest scorers from across the week battling to win more than £50,000. Hosted by Mel Giedroyc
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:35am
Countdown
12/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Wed 13 Dec

6:20am
3rd Rock from the Sun
World's Greatest Dick
Season 2 Episode 8/26

Sally gets an insight into human sexuality after unwittingly entering a gay bar and being mistaken for a drag queen. Dick forces a reluctant Tommy to attend a school for gifted students, and Harry learns how to perform magic tricks
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:45am
3rd Rock from the Sun
My Mother the Alien
Season 2 Episode 9/26

Mrs Dubcek asks the Solomons to babysit her grandson, but Sally refuses to give him back. Meanwhile, Dick pleads with Mary to let him feed her fish while she is away. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and Elmarie Wendel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
Season 2 Episode 10/26

Mrs Dubcek arrives for Thanksgiving dinner with her daughter Vicki, who has a romantic encounter with Harry. Starring Elmarie Wendell, Jan Hooks, John Lithgow and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Marie's Vision
Season 7 Episode 10/25

Marie starts wearing glasses and begins to see the family in a new light, while Robert gets back together with Amy and invites her to a Thanksgiving dinner. Doris Roberts, Ray Romano and Brad Garrett star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Thought That Counts
Season 7 Episode 11/25

Ray lies to Debra, pretending he has bought her something extra special for Christmas - then has to seek Robert's advice to choose a gift that lives up to his extravagant claims. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Grandpa Steals
Season 7 Episode 12/25

Frank blithely starts helping himself to the snacks on sale in a local supermarket - much to the anger of the manager, who wastes no time in confronting him. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle, with Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
Frasier
It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Season 3 Episode 10/24

The psychiatrist realises the true depth of his feelings for station manager Kate, only for her to announce she is moving to Chicago. Kelsey Grammer and Mercedes Ruehl star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
Frasier
The Friend
Season 3 Episode 11/24

The psychiatrist suddenly realises he has a shortage of friends in Seattle, as most of his old ones are back in Boston. He announces on air he is looking for companionship and gets a lot more than he bargained for. Guest starring Griffin Dunne, with Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Burger Kitchen - Part One
Season 5 Episode 3/17

First of a two-part special in which Gordon Ramsay heads to the Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, where tensions are running high because owner Alan Saffron has spent his son's entire inheritance on the struggling restaurant. To make matters worse, the kitchen is run by a chef called David Blaine who shares nothing of his famous namesake's magic when it comes to cooking - and whose threatening behaviour regularly gets him into trouble
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:00am
Jamie's Night Before Christmas
Jamie Oliver returns to help the viewers raise their seasonal game with foolproof recipes and clever last-minute ways to improve their festive dishes. Having surveyed thousands of Brits to find out what ingredients they have bought, what is on their menus and what they already have in their cupboards, Jamie looks at what people fear most about cooking on Christmas Day - from getting the timings right to soggy roast potatoes or a dry turkey - and presents tips to make Christmas dinner classics taste better than ever
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
13/12/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

12:05pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Bakers go head to head to make the best snow-topped gingerbread houses, and Kirstie also demonstrates how to bake Christmas biscuits for dogs
(Subtitles)

12:20pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp goes searching for inspiration for Christmas tree decoration, with help from some of the most creative people around
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:25pm
Film The Dog Who Saved the Holidays (2012)
Crimebusting Labrador Zeus enjoys a Christmas break in California when his owner goes to stay with his aunt at her beach house. Zeus is jealous when his master gets a new puppy as a present, but the two dogs must work together when a pair of old enemies are up to no good. Comedy sequel, starring Shelley Long and Gary Valentine
(Subtitles)

2:10pm
Countdown
13/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

3:00pm
Lost and Found
Season 1 Episode 13/20

An elderly terrier cross is handed in after her owner passed away, and a Japanese Akita runs away from home, leaving his owner devastated
(Subtitles)

4:00pm
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
Season 2017

Lynn and Gerald look for a holiday home in the north of Spain's Murcia region where they can enjoy the Mediterranean sunshine, with a budget of £100,000
(Subtitles)

5:00pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Season 4 Episode 3/10

Kirstie's Christmas HQ hosts an advent calendar competition and four talented crafters race against the clock to create them. Plus, leather crafting and treats for Father Christmas
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
The Simpsons
What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Season 25 Episode 20/22

Bart starts dabbling in the dark arts, only to cast a spell on his teacher that seemingly results in her getting pregnant. Word soon spreads that the mischief-maker is some kind of wizard and he becomes a saviour to childless couples in Springfield. But then he is kidnapped by Big Tony, who wants a champion racehorse to conceive
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Maxine and Nancy team up to teach Darcy a lesson, while Diane reaches the end of her tether with Tony's behaviour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:00pm
Channel 4 News
13/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

8:00pm
The Secret Life of the Zoo
Season 4 Episode 5/

The zebras have a newcomer to their herd, Okoth, who starts to make a play for power, which does not go down well with zebra Florence. Meanwhile, Keeper Isolde comes up with an unusual plan to give the zoo's three Komodo dragon sisters some much needed space from each other, and Chester's male lemurs are in for a shock with a female on her way to share their island
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
The Channel: The World's Busiest Waterway
Season 1 Episode 3/4

Following the work of Dave, manager of the Nemo Project, a multi-million-pound electricity cable being laid between Britain and Belgium, as he attempts to stick to the schedule to avoid delays which could cost a six-figure sum. Meanwhile, the project has pushed fisherman Steve out of his fishing grounds, and already hampered by EU fishing quotas, Steve hopes for a different future on Brexit
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
Vanished by the Lake
Season 1 Episode 1/

New series. A homicide detective returns to her hometown and finds that a teenager has vanished in a case identical to the disappearance of her two best friends 15 years earlier. French crime drama, starring Barbara Schulz, Marie-Anne Chazel and Lannick Gautry. In French with English subtitles
(New Series) (In Vision)

11:00pm
999: What's Your Emergency?
Season 5 Episode 7/

With more than 88,000 under-18s arrested last year in the UK, this edition focuses on how Wiltshire police are dealing with an increase in young people challenging their authority. Are young people being given too many chances or not enough?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:05am
Poker
Pokerstars Championship
Further action from the tournament staged in Monte Carlo, as chip leader Michael Kolkowicz is among six players competing for the title
(Subtitles)

1:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Sabatiello's
Season 2 Episode 3/14

The chef heads to Italian family restaurant Sabatiello's in Stamford, Connecticut, where the owner's fiery temper upsets the staff and has left him more than $1million in debt. Gordon's help is urgently needed to get customers back through the door, but the restaurateur does not take kindly to criticism and closes the restaurant down when his employees turn on him
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:55am
One Born Every Minute
Season 10 Episode 8/

Midwife Sarah and partner Stephen look forward to the arrival of their twins at Liverpool Women's Hospital. Cameras also follow young couple Holly and Nick, who surprised her mum Michelle by announcing their planned pregnancy. Meanwhile, Tasha and Jonny come in to have their second child after a traumatic birth with their first baby, Nevaeh
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:50am
Grand Designs Australia
Season 4 Episode 5/10

Peter Maddison follows a couple with contrasting visions as they build a new home in the Melbourne suburbs, and try to find a compromise over their design. Darren wants a home cinema and wine cellar, whereas Ruth's tastes are more simplistic - she has her sights set on a garden and a chicken coop. After finally finding a plot of land, the couple struggle to bring their dream to life as all the supplies need to be brought in via a narrow alleyway, and costs begin to mount
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:50am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Gloucester
The property expert lends his expertise to a couple in Gloucester who have recently split up, and are now seeking to sell their former shared home. However, the property in question seems to be stuck in the last century, and is missing a crucial element in the form of a front door. Owners Nick and Carolynn are desperate to see the home sold after seven months on the market, and Phil must ensure the pair work together to turn their fortunes around and secure a buyer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

4:45am
Kirstie's Vintage Gems
Family Playroom
Season 1 Episode 1/22

Kirstie Allsopp and her team help Shaun and Jannine Cartwright and their three sons transform their Blackburn home, which is full of clutter. They look to the 1950s for inspiration, creating a family playroom for the boys
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:05am
Draw It!
Season 1 Episode 32/40

Actor John Thomson and TV presenter Melanie Sykes put their drawing skills to the test as they compete to help contestants take home a cash prize, with the two highest scorers from across the week battling to win more than £50,000 on Big Money Friday. Hosted by Mel Giedroyc
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:35am
Countdown
13/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Thu 14 Dec

6:20am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dick Jokes
Season 2 Episode 11/26

Harry loses his beloved coat and Sally builds a shelf to hold all her shoes, while Dick tries to acquire a sense of humour - but ends up publicly humiliating Mary. Meanwhile, Harry loses his coat and Sally builds a shelf to hold her shoes. American sci-fi comedy, starring John Lithgow, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Jane Curtin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:45am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Jolly Old St Dick
Season 2 Episode 12/26

The Solomons celebrate Christmas for the first time. Dick is disillusioned and Sally gets a job wrapping presents at the local mall. Harry becomes assistant to a Santa and discovers he is not the real thing, Tommy tries to find the perfect present for August and Mary gets drunk on rum balls
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Proud Dick
Season 2 Episode 13/26

Dick quits the university on a matter of principle, in the mistaken belief that he will be welcomed back with open arms, while amnesia leaves Harry baffled to find he is living in a house full of aliens
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Somebody Hates Raymond
Season 7 Episode 13/25

Ray offers to appear as a guest on a local radio show, but is dismayed to discover the host hates him. To make matters worse, Robert digs up some childhood grievances. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Just a Formality
Season 7 Episode 14/25

Robert finally decides to propose to Amy and persuades Ray to accompany him to meet her parents - who prove far from amenable to the idea. Comedy, starring Monica Horan, Brad Garrett and Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Disciplinarian
Season 7 Episode 15/25

Debra urges Ray to be firmer with the twins, but his heavy-handed approach to discipline soon has her backtracking. Ray Romano stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
Frasier
Come Lie with Me
Season 3 Episode 12/24

Joe spends the night in Daphne's room, causing a shocked Frasier's mind to work overtime and Niles to become consumed by jealousy. Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
Frasier
Moon Dance
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Niles takes dancing lessons in preparation for a posh society ball, but his date falls ill at the last minute, so he asks Daphne to go with him instead. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce and Jane Leeves
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Burger Kitchen - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 4/17

Part two of two. The chef continues his quest to transform the fortunes of the Burger Kitchen in Los Angeles, where tensions were running high because owner Alan Saffron had spent his son's entire inheritance on the struggling restaurant. Alan gets a wake-up call from internet critics, who he believes are trying to shut him down
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:00am
Jamie's Christmas with Bells On
Season 1 Episode 2/2

Part two of two. Having taken care of the preparation in the first show, Jamie Oliver now brings everything together for the perfect Christmas Day feast, putting a new twist on Brussels sprouts, making tacos and other snacks, and even spicing up the wine. Finally, he demonstrates how to make the best of leftovers with his Boxing Day turkey chowder
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
14/12/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

12:05pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp reveals how to make wonderful glittery baubles
(Subtitles)

12:15pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Rather than decorating one, Kirstie Allsopp cooks up a Christmas tree, makes a pine syrup perfect for a festive cocktail. She also adds a side dish of mince pie popcorn
(Subtitles)

12:25pm
Film The Holiday Tree (2014)
A publishing assistant is disappointed to learn that her parents' Christmas tree farm is being threatened with closure. She orders a tree from them for her boss, and discovers it is a sapling she remembers from a childhood experience. The event inspires her to take the tree home and try to save the family business. Festive drama, starring Lacey Chabert and Corey Sevier
(Subtitles)

2:10pm
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon in Dictionary Corner alongside Susie Dent
(Subtitles)

3:00pm
Lost and Found
Season 1 Episode 14/20

A pregnant terrier rescued with 90 other dogs is rushed in for a C-section. The owner of a lost retriever drives round rural Norfolk for days in search of his missing dog
(Subtitles)

4:00pm
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
Season 2017

Dave and Kelly Elly love the idea of a holiday home in Lanzarote, having stayed there five years ago, so Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties for their £160,000 budget
(Subtitles)

5:00pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Season 4 Episode 4/10

Kirstie hosts a contest to make the best knitted jumper, with an extra speed-knitting challenge. Plus, hand-modelled tree decorations, an Italian festive treat and candle holders
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
The Simpsons
Brick Like Me
Season 25 Episode 17/22

There is a big change in Springfield when Homer wakes up one morning to find he and the world around him are made of Lego. To begin with, it seems like a pretty great existence - but Simpson Senior can't quite shake the feeling that everything is far from awesome
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Cindy tries her luck with Tony, and elsewhere Tom and Holly do some detective work and find out that Milo is not quite as he seems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:00pm
Channel 4 News
14/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

8:00pm
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
Amazing Spaces Snow and Ice Special
Architect George Clarke and master craftsman Will Hardie find out how Norway, a country with some of the harshest weather on the planet, has become a leader in architectural design. Buildings include a treehouse that can withstand nine tons of snowfall and gale force winds, and an ice hotel complete with 30 rooms, a bar and even a snow chapel. Plus, a moveable home that has kept members of its community safe for hundreds of years
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
The Crystal Maze: Celebrity Special
The Crystal Maze: Celebrity Christmas Special
Richard Ayoade hosts the game show, inviting the Saturdays and Strictly star Mollie King, gold medal-winning athletes Ellie Simmonds and Nicola Adams, Made in Chelsea's Ollie Locke and Murder In Successville comedian Tom Davis to take his golden hand and tackle a number of physical, skill, mystery and mental challenges. Their aim is to win the elusive crystals - and the more they win, the more time they get in the Crystal Dome, where they will be raising money for Stand Up for Cancer. With appearances from Adam Buxton and Jessica Hynes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
Extraordinary Teens: School of Life and Deaf
Documentary following a year in the life of pupils at Mary Hare residential school for the deaf in Newbury, Berkshire. Fifteen-year-old Lewis decides he wants to be fitted with a cochlear implant to help him hear, although there is no guarantee of success. Sixth-former Fae is nervous about leaving for university and facing the hearing world without her deaf twin sister, while Andrew aims to become Britain's first deaf prime minister. His first step is to apply for the head boy role at Mary Hare. Will this finally help him fit in with his peers?
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:00pm
Naked Attraction
Season 2 Episode 5/

Anna Richardson presents the dating show in which two singletons choose their favourite from a line-up of six potential dates who reveal themselves one body part at a time - in all their naked glory. First up is 43-year-old Cathy from Hertfordshire who, with her biological clock ticking, is wanting to settle down and have children. The trouble is she's open to dating men from their 20s to their 60s and finds it hard to choose. Will she find it easier to pick the right partner when they're all naked? Then, 24-year-old Londoner Adam takes centre stage. He hates online dating and has decided to bare all in order to find the perfect match
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:00am
Random Acts
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Short creative films, including Heather Phillipson's love letter to her pet pooch, a battle with a cardboard robot and a teenager finger-swiping her way into digital oblivion. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

12:35am
Catching a Killer
Catching a Killer: A Bullet Through the Window
In the early hours of the morning in a quiet Milton Keynes street, a single bullet was shot through an open window. The victim was a 19-year-old man. What followed was a frantic 999 call and an investigation by Thames Valley Police to find the culprit. This documentary follows the case as the detectives try to piece together the moments leading up to that fatal shot. But it soon turns out there is more to the inquiry than meets the eye with a potential second suspect
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:50am
The Supervet
Season 4 Episode 2/5

Senior neurologist Dr Colin Driver comes up with an unconventional solution to treat a nurse's cat, which has been rushed into the surgery after being poisoned. Meanwhile, the owners of a rare Polish sheepdog with a failed fracture repair on a broken leg are faced with the option of having the leg removed, or trying an innovative total elbow replacement. Plus, a self-confessed `crazy cat lady' brings in a ginger tom which urgently needs leg surgery
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

2:45am
Finding Me a Family
Season 1 Episode 2/

Cameras follow another group of children as they attend an adoption activity day organised by the children's charity Coram. Each of the youngsters hope they will meet the people who could become their parents
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

3:40am
Grand Designs Australia
Season 4 Episode 6/10

Builder Chris reveals his innovative plans for a sustainable home to house his family in Forest Lodge, a suburb of Sydney, on a small plot of land next to his current home. The new residence will feature underground insulation to store heat from solar tubes on the building's roof, as well as vertical gardens and underground water tanks. Peter Maddison presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:40am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Season 8 Episode 2/6

Phil Spencer is on the Mersey, trying to sell two properties with dodgy decor and problem pooches. Ron hasn't been able to part with his four-bedroom family home after 18 months on the market, and it looks like his beloved pug Janice is to blame. On the Wirral, Phil has got his hands full with Sandy and her six dogs. The beautician's home has been up for sale for almost six months with just one viewing
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

5:35am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon in Dictionary Corner alongside Susie Dent
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Fri 15 Dec

6:20am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Romeo and Juliet and Dick
Season 2 Episode 14/26

Dick is asked to direct Tommy's high school's production of Romeo and Juliet, but he takes the job a little too seriously. Sally tries to persuade Officer Don to sort out Mary's parking tickets. Starring John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:45am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Guilty as Dick
Season 2 Episode 15/26

Dick sprains his ankle and enjoys all the sympathy lavished on him - but soon learns about the power of guilt. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dick on One Knee
Season 2 Episode 16/26

Sally receives a marriage proposal from a Frenchman who wants to stay in the country. Starring Kristen Johnston, John Lithgow, Jane Curtin and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sweet Charity
Season 7 Episode 16/25

Ray reluctantly agrees to do charity work at a hospital, but proves so popular with the patients that he starts spending more time with them than at home - much to wife Debra's dismay. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Meeting the Parents
Season 7 Episode 17/25

Amy's mother and father turn up unexpectedly, intending to take their daughter back home with them. They are less than happy to find Ray there, let alone his parents, and the atmosphere is tense as the families take an instant dislike to each other
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Plan
Season 7 Episode 18/25

Amy puts Robert in charge of writing invitations to their forthcoming wedding, but he tries to evade responsibility by seeking advice from Ray and Frank. They tell him his best bet is to make an appalling mess of the job so she will have to do it all herself. With Brad Garrett and Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
Frasier
The Show Where Diane Comes Back
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Diane visits Seattle for the opening night of her new play, which turns out to be a mixed blessing for Frasier. Although hurt over being jilted, he still harbours feelings for her - but they disappear once he attends the dress rehearsal. Shelley Long guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
Frasier
A Word to the Wise Guy
Season 3 Episode 15/24

A shady character helps the Crane brothers get Maris out of a spot of legal trouble - then demands they return the favour by persuading his girlfriend to marry him. Comedy, guest starring Harris Yulin, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Luigi's
Season 5 Episode 5/17

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits family-run Luigi's in Orange County, California, where lazy shortcuts following the retirement of the owner's father have led the business to suffer. Ramsay faces the daunting task of reuniting a feuding family, before turning around the struggling restaurant, which currently has 126 dishes on the menu
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:00am
Jamie's Festive Feast
Jamie Oliver prepares a variety of dishes that are ideal for lazy winter days, from simple one-pot wonders like Bloody Mary beef to winter warmers such as oozy cheesy pasta. Also on the menu are breakfast waffles with hot chocolate and fiesta tacos. Plus, ideas for party meals, from posh pork kebabs to Keralan fish curry
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
15/12/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

12:05pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp makes a doll's house sure to delight any child. She also learns to make windbackerai - a magical meringue tree decoration from Austria
(Subtitles)

12:15pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp makes a doll's house sure to delight any child. She also learns to make windbackerai - a magical meringue tree decoration from Austria
(Subtitles)

12:25pm
Film Christmas Magic (2011)
A woman dies in a car accident, but is sent back to the land of the living by her spirit guide to perform one last good deed. She must help a single father whose business is failing to turn his life around by Christmas, but her feelings for him complicate the assignment. Fantasy, starring Lindy Booth and Paul McGillion
(Subtitles)

2:10pm
Countdown
15/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

3:00pm
Lost and Found
Season 1 Episode 15/20

A long-coat Chihuahua is found on the streets with sight problems, staff rebuild the confidence and weight of a nervous lurcher, while a Labrador goes missing in Manchester
(Subtitles)

4:00pm
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
Season 2017 Episode 60/

Laura Hamilton helps Justine Gilbert find a new home on Florida's Gold Coast, so she can be closer to her two children who live in the US. With a cash budget of £140,000, this is an important move for Justine, so she has brought along her good friend Denise to help her decide which of Laura's five properties is the one to choose
(Subtitles)

5:00pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Season 4 Episode 5/10

Kirstie Allsopp hosts a competition to build the best gingerbread house. Plus, tips on cake icing, a new take on the traditional wreath, the art of book binding and festive canapes
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
The Simpsons
Pay Pal
Season 25 Episode 21/22

Homer manages to ruin any chance of building a friendship with his new neighbour, while Marge is concerned about the lack of friends Lisa has, and comes up with a plan to pay one of her classmates to pretend that they have the same interests as her daughter. However, things do not end as planned
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information, and he eventually opens up to them
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:00pm
Channel 4 News
15/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

8:00pm
Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast
Season 5 Episode 4/12

Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty welcome guest Sarah Millican to their cafe at the end of Southend Pier. In a bid to get the comedian cooking from scratch and weaned off convenience food, Jamie tutors Sarah on recreating her favourite microwave meal. He also creates a pie packed full of roasted game. Meanwhile, Jimmy builds a soft-serve ice-cream machine for a child's birthday party. Plus, the boys hit the road to champion the ethical values of eating British rose veal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
Gogglebox
Season 10 Episode 15/

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
The Last Leg
Season 12 Episode 12/13

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by another celebrity guest for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The co-hosts offer their own unique insight into some of the most difficult and delicate issues in modern Britain, and answer that most important of questions: Is it OK?
(Subtitles)

11:05pm
First Dates
Season 9 Episode 12/

Fitness fanatic Jade, 24, sits down for a meal with Jak, 29, a yoga lover in touch with his spiritual side and who shares her love of exercise and tattoos, while fashion stylist Christine, 70, and entrepreneur Peter, 71, share stories of the Swinging Sixties. Health club manager Donna, 51, is a born romantic with old fashioned values at heart and her date is 53-year-old stetson-wearing Simon from Dallas, Texas, who's happy to stand out from the crowd and is looking for a strong woman to stand by his side
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:10am
Film Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)
The Infected Zones have now spread worldwide and giant alien creatures have infested the Middle East. A US military force is deployed to destroy the monsters, as well as dealing with local insurgents. Sci-fi sequel set 10 years after the original film, starring Johnny Harris, Sam Keeley and Joe Dempsie
(Subtitles)

2:15am
Humans
Season 2 Episode 8/8

In the aftermath of the silo tragedy, Hester seeks revenge on Leo, while Karen decides she and Sam have no future, and decides to take matters into her own hands. Niska plans to return to Berlin with Astrid, but struggles with the idea of abandoning her family, and Joe makes a shocking confession to Laura. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

3:10am
Grand Designs Australia
Season 4 Episode 7/10

Peter Maddison meets Matt and Meredith from Sydney, who face multiple difficulties while building a family home in an isolated location in New South Wales. The couple struggle to find a project manager, and are challenged with a waterlogged site, structural changes and escalating costs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:05am
Location, Location, Location
Windsor and Sheffield Revisits
Season 17 Episode 6/11

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit past house-hunters, beginning with globe-trotting Matt Rushworth, who was looking forward to settling down near his family in Windsor, Berkshire. They then catch up with Sheffield couple Justin and Deborah, who were seeking a bigger home, but had very different opinions on how to tackle the property to make room for their sports gear
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

5:00am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Season 6 Episode 2/6

Phil comes to the aid of Robert and Angela in Bath, whose home has been on the market for five years. Plus, he meets Sam and Maria, who have been trying to sell for 10 months
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

5:55am
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Kirstie Allsopp goes searching for inspiration for Christmas tree decoration, with help from some of the most creative people around
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Sat 16 Dec

6:05am
Triathlon & Endurance Events
Adventure Racing: AWRS China
Extreme sports highlights, as the world's elite adventure athletes battle it out across various circuits from Croatia to Brazil, with the tour coming to a close in New Zealand
(Subtitles)

6:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Sleepover at Peggy's
Season 7 Episode 19/25

Debra is too ill to take Ally to a pyjama party, so Ray reluctantly agrees to do the honours. Unfortunately it means coming face to face with Peggy, an old enemy who physically assaulted him during a charity event
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:55am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Who's Next?
Season 7 Episode 20/25

Debra wonders how Ray would cope if she met an untimely end, and picks an attractive friend to replace her as his new wife - but cannot help being hurt by his enthusiastic response to the idea
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:20am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Shower
Season 7 Episode 21/25

Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy, but Marie tries to take over and monopolises the event. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Monica Horan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:45am
Frasier
Look Before You Leap
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Niles is left jumping for joy by an exciting proposal from Maris, while Frasier suggests the family tries something different to mark the leap year. However, all his efforts end in disaster. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:15am
Frasier
High Crane Drifter
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Disgruntled to learn his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa has been commandeered by a rude fellow customer, Frasier resorts to physical violence to reclaim it - but later regrets losing his temper
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:40am
The Big Bang Theory
The Platonic Permutation
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Sheldon and Amy try hanging out as friends when they spend Thanksgiving together at the aquarium. Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily. Meanwhile, Penny discovers that Leonard knows more about her than she thought
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:05am
The Big Bang Theory
The Earworm Reverberation
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Sheldon is driven to distraction when a tune becomes stuck in his head, while Amy and Dave arrange another date and Howard and Raj discover their band has a fan, but tracking him down turns out to be a mistake. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Mayim Bialik, Simon Helberg and Kunal Nayyar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
The Simpsons
Bart of Darkness
Season 6 Episode 1/25

Bart begins spying on the neighbours through Lisa's telescope while recovering from an injury, and is alarmed to see something that convinces him Ned Flanders has murdered his wife
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:05am
The Simpsons
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Evil Mr Burns plumbs new depths with a plan to make a greyhound-fur tuxedo out of Santa's Little Helper's huge litter of puppies. Understandably shocked, Bart and Lisa try to rescue their faithful friend's offspring
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:35am
The Simpsons
The PTA Disbands
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Bart gleefully exploits a teachers' dispute, hoping to get the school closed down permanently, but soon regrets his efforts. To make matters worse, Ned Flanders is hired as the new principal - and the lack of educational structure starts to take its toll on Lisa's sanity
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:05am
Film Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)
A woman dumped by her boyfriend just before Christmas is desperate not to lose face at her family's yearly festive get-together, so she resorts to kidnapping a man at gunpoint and forcing him to pose as her partner. Romantic comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart, Mario Lopez, Timothy Bottoms and Markie Post
(Subtitles)

12:50pm
Come Dine with Me
Come Dine with Me Christmas
Season 25 Episode 56/60

Rav Wilding is first to host a round of festive celebrity meals, entertaining Rebecca Adlington, Jennifer Ellison, Alex Carter and Mrs Moneypenny
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:20pm
Come Dine with Me
Come Dine with Me Christmas
Season 25 Episode 57/60

The celebrity competitors gather for the second party of the week, hosted by Olympic swimmer Rebecca Adlington, who opts for a Winter Games-themed evening
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:55pm
Come Dine with Me
Come Dine with Me Christmas
Season 25 Episode 58/60

Stage and screen actress Jennifer Ellison hosts the third dinner party, and hopes an evening of `restaurant quality' and a singing waiter will be enough to impress her guests
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:25pm
Come Dine with Me
Come Dine with Me Christmas
Season 25 Episode 59/60

Former Hollyoaks and Emmerdale actor Alex Carter plans an Indian-themed curry menu for the fourth festive dinner party, but his choice of dishes meets a mixed reception
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:55pm
Come Dine with Me
Come Dine with Me Christmas
Season 25 Episode 60/60

SuperScrimpers' own Mrs Moneypenny hosts the fifth and final party of the contest, choosing a traditional Christmas set-up, complete with venison on the menu
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:30pm
Grand Designs
Season 17 Episode 6/

Kevin McCloud visits a house belonging to an engineer that resembles a giant snake. The building was inspired by an ammonite shell and has a scaly, curving structure that spirals over two levels and combines natural materials with the latest modern technology. However, completing the project within the 12-month schedule may not be possible
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

4:30pm
Best Laid Plans
Season 1 Episode 10/

Charlie Luxton helps Stephen and Julia future-proof their Norfolk home, and in Cambridgeshire, Sophie Morgan meets Lauren and Charles, who are working on a kitchen-diner extension
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

5:35pm
Channel 4 News
16/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
Word of the Year 2017
Susie Dent is joined by a selection of celebrity guests to reveal which prominent term has been picked by Oxford Dictionaries to become the `Word of the Year' for 2017. The usual mix of inventive insults, fashionable portmanteaus and unusual descriptions have formed the shortlist this year, taking in everything from Kim Jong Un's unexpected use of the word `dotard' to describe Donald Trump, to an explosion in the use of the word `snowflake' to describe people with an inflated sense of their uniqueness. Joining Susie to pick through this year's crop of linguistic treasures are Jo Brand, Sara Pascoe, Nish Kumar, Aisling Bea, Rick Edwards and Jamie Laing
(Subtitles)

7:00pm
Guy Martin vs the Robot Car
The presenter explores the world of automated self-driving vehicles, attempting to build one of his own in his shed. He takes a trip to Budapest for a ride in a completely autonomous vehicle, which is being tested on public roads for the first time. Finally, he heads to Silverstone, to take on a computer-controlled car in a race
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00pm
The World's Most Expensive Presents
Cameras follow craftsmen and women producing lavish gifts with price tags to match, including a 24-carat gold-plated bike worth £250,000. There's also a look at the dog owner who wants to impress guests at a glitzy party, so they dress their pet in a £40,000 ball gown
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
Film Pitch Perfect (2012)
A new student finds herself a social outcast during her first year of college, but soon acquires a new circle of friends in a band of misfits with a shared talent for singing. She joins their a cappella group and leads them to compete in the campus music competitions. Comedy, starring Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson and Elizabeth Banks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:10pm
Film The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)
Awkward teenagers Simon, Will, Jay and Neil plan a holiday to the Greek island of Crete after they finish their exams, hoping to experience drink, sex and debauchery beyond their wildest dreams. However, things do not quite work out as planned. Comedy based on the TV series, with Joe Thomas, Simon Bird, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

1:00am
Film Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010)
Seven Australian teenagers return from a camping trip in the wilderness to find that while away, their country has been invaded by a hostile foreign power and their families sent to prison camps. They form a resistance group to fight a guerrilla campaign against the occupying forces. Action adventure, starring Caitlin Stasey, Rachel Hurd-Wood and Lincoln Lewis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

2:40am
The Last Leg
Season 12 Episode 12/13

Rag'n'Bone Man performs Human and he and actor-director Jon Hamm join co-hosts Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days. The co-hosts offer their own unique insight into some of the most difficult and delicate issues in modern Britain, and answer that most important of questions: Is it OK?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:35am
Hollyoaks
Omnibus. Darren brings Jack back from hospital, and Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk
(Subtitles) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

5:40am
Extreme Cake Makers
Season 1 Episode 5/15

Molly Robbins is asked to create a five-tier cake themed around Alice in Wonderland, complete with an edible Cheshire Cat and pouring teapot. Meanwhile, Michelle Wibowo is given her most challenging commission yet - a birthday cake shaped into a life size bust of the birthday girl that is hidden inside a giant three foot tall edible chocolate egg shell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Sun 17 Dec

6:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Same Old Song and Dick
Season 2 Episode 17/26

Dick tries to give his relationship with Dr Albright a much-needed boost, while Sally and Harry exchange jobs. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:35am
3rd Rock from the Sun
I Brake for Dick
Season 2 Episode 18/26

Dick makes a bizarre stand for animal rights - by trying to liberate the occupants of a restaurant's lobster tank. Comedy, starring John Lithgow
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:05am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Baggage
Season 7 Episode 22/25

When Robert asks if he can borrow the suitcase sitting on the stairway landing, Ray explains he and Debra have been locked in a two-week battle of wills over who is responsible for putting the item away. Ray Romano and Brad Garrett star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bachelor Party
Season 7 Episode 23/25

Debra and Marie shame Ray into giving Robert a second bachelor party to make up for his disappointing first attempt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:55am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding - Part One
Season 7 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Robert and Amy prepare to tie the knot in a classic Barone family wedding ceremony - but the groom becomes suspicious when his future brother-in-law Peter tries to make peace with both him and Ray. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:25am
Frasier
Chess Pains
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Martin agrees to a game of chess against Frasier - who keeps losing successive rematches but has trouble accepting defeat graciously. Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:55am
Frasier
Crane v Crane
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Egos inflate to record proportions as the Crane brothers clash during a court battle to decide the mental competence of an eccentric millionaire. Guest starring Donald O'Connor (Singin' in the Rain)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:30am
Sunday Brunch
Season 6 Episode 44/

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by guests Sean Lock, Bill Bailey, Pearl Mackie, Al Murray and Georgia Toffolo. With music from Barns Courtney
(Subtitles)

12:30pm
Paul Hollywood: A Baker's Life
Season 1 Episode 3/4

The Great British Bake Off judge looks back at his early career, from being an apprentice in his dad's bakeries to working at five-star stately home Cliveden House Hotel, where he cooked for the Queen Mother. On the menu this time, are fresh fruit donuts and British-raised pork pie. Paul also returns home to Merseyside for a get-together with his oldest and closest friends and joins the nightshift at the Chester Grosvenor - the hotel where he got his big break - and bakes seasonal Danish pastries
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:00pm
Jamie's Ultimate Christmas
Jamie Oliver has been cooking and experimenting with classic Christmas food for over two decades and this programme pulls together his knowledge and experience to bring the very best of the season. He begins with what he calls the three foundations of Christmas, with guests will forgiving any mistakes as long as the turkey is succulent, the gravy is tasty, and the roast potatoes are perfect, and serves the main course with Brussels sprouts done with chorizo and chestnuts, and glazed carrots. Jamie also shares some other dishes, including gravadlax steeped in a beetroot, horseradish and vodka marinade, as well as gooey chocolate pots, turkey risotto, cocktails, and a classic beef Wellington
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:05pm
The Simpsons
Springfield Up
Season 18 Episode 13/22

A documentary film-maker visits Springfield to see how the town's residents are progressing, making Homer worry he will not be seen as a success. In an attempt to convince the director of his so-called achievements, he borrows Mr Burns' summer mansion, but his cunning plan does not have the desired effect. With the voice of Eric Idle
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:35pm
The Simpsons
Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner
Season 11 Episode 3/22

Homer becomes the Springfield Shopper's new food critic, but soon makes himself unpopular with local restaurateurs, who plot to kill him with a poisonous eclair. Featuring the guest voice of Ed Asner (Up)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

3:05pm
Film Jingle All the Way (1996)
A workaholic father tries to make up for his perpetual absence from home by promising to buy his son a hugely popular action figure for Christmas - little realising every other father in town has the same idea. Comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Jake Lloyd, Rita Wilson, Robert Conrad and Phil Hartman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

4:50pm
Born Silly
Hidden camera show in which parents play pranks on their unsuspecting children. Featuring an entertainer carried away by balloons, a talking goat, a car's embarrassing on-board computer, a relaxation spa that turns out to be much noisier than expected, and a 10-year-old girl who wins a prize that is less exciting than it sounds
(Subtitles)

5:20pm
Channel 4 News
17/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

5:50pm
Film Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
A woman raises her six-year-old daughter to believe that Santa Claus does not exist, but they both have a change of heart after meeting a department store Father Christmas who claims to be the man himself. When the kindly fellow is accused of being a charlatan, his new friends engage a lawyer to prove his true identity. Remake of the 1947 family drama, with Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Mara Wilson and Dylan McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

8:00pm
Coastal Railways with Julie Walters
Season 1 Episode 4/4

The actress travels from Cardigan Bay to Liverpool, visiting the heritage railway in Tywyn that was the inspiration for Thomas the Tank Engine and a community that is famous for knitting. She also paints a carriage in Boston Lodge, catches the famous Ffestiniog railway through Snowdonia, and visits Europe's fastest zip wire and largest pet cemetery. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

9:00pm
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
Documentary going behind the scenes at the car company's plant in northwest England, as work commences on a new range of 4x4s. This is the first time cameras have had access to the plant, which is currently undergoing millions in new investment. The programme features the local people and master craftsmen working on the factory floor as well as visiting the world's most exclusive car showroom in Mayfair and the secretive department where customers can obtain the latest upgrades to their bespoke vehicle
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
Film Die Hard (1988)
New York cop John McClane visits Los Angeles to see his family over the Christmas holiday. Stopping off at his wife's place of work, he realises armed men have taken over the building and are holding the corporation's staff to ransom - and only he has the ability to fight back. Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman and Bonnie Bedelia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

12:35am
Film Mercury Rising (1998)
A top-secret government agency has developed a seemingly unbreakable code - only for an autistic boy to crack it in an instant. Assassins succeed in gunning down his parents, but a maverick FBI agent investigating their deaths finds the child hiding in a closet, and resolves to shield him from the hitmen on his trail. Thriller, starring Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin and Miko Hughes
(Subtitles)

2:25am
Film I Origins (2014)
A biologist researching the evolution of eyes uncovers shocking evidence that suggests people are reincarnations of the dead - a fact that could have far-reaching consequences for the human race. Drama, starring Michael Pitt, Brit Marling and Archie Panjabi
(Subtitles)

4:10am
Location, Location, Location
Kent and Edinburgh Revisits
Season 17 Episode 8/11

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with a family who were looking for a seaside home in Broadstairs, Kent, and also revisit Tara Magee and Alastair Murray, who were struggling to buy their first home together in Edinburgh, despite having a budget of £600,000
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

5:05am
Extreme Cake Makers
Season 1 Episode 6/15

Molly Robbins makes a celebration cake for a flamboyant customer to help him celebrate 35 years as a drag artist, complete with 50 edible peacock feathers and 3,000 gold flowers
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:35am
Countdown
15/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Paul Zenon joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Mon 18 Dec

6:20am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dick Behaving Badly
Season 2 Episode 19/26

Dick is accused of letting Mary wrap him around her finger, and promptly makes a stand for male rights, while his fellow aliens find that Monopoly brings out the worst in everyone. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Jane Curtin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

6:45am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dickmalion
Season 2 Episode 20/26

Harry hangs out with the popular crowd at Rutherford but finds that social success is not as glamorous as he thought. Comedy, starring John Lithgow, Jane Curtin, Kristen Johnston and French Stewart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:10am
3rd Rock from the Sun
Sensitive Dick
Season 2 Episode 21/26

Tommy's driving test makes him realise he is not cut out for life in the fast lane, while Dick's students file a complaint about his bad attitude, prompting him to develop his caring, sharing side - which upsets them even more. Meanwhile, Harry escorts Vicki to her high-school reunion
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

7:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding - Part Two
Season 7 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fun with Debra
Season 8 Episode 1/23

Debra complains she and Ray do not have any fun together - and persuades him to let her join him in his game of golf. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Thank You Notes
Season 8 Episode 2/23

Marie tries to gain the upper hand in her relationship with new daughter-in-law Amy, but Debra is determined the latest Barone wife will not endure the kind of interference she has had to put up with
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
Frasier
Police Story
Season 3 Episode 20/24

The egotistical shrink falls head over heels for an attractive policewoman, unaware she finds his dad much more interesting. Comedy, guest starring Malcolm in the Middle's Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:35am
Frasier
Where There's Smoke There's Fired
Season 3 Episode 21/24

The radio station's new owner is about to visit, so Frasier decides to do a little grovelling - especially as the man could make his show a nationwide success. American comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:05am
The Big Bang Theory
The Opening Night Excitation
Season 9 Episode 11/24

After more than five years of dating, Sheldon and Amy spend their first night together, while Leonard, Howard and Raj must decide who will take their extra Star Wars movie ticket. Plus, Sheldon's Obi-Wan advises him on his difficult relationship decisions. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with recurring guest star Bob Newhart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:35am
The Big Bang Theory
The Sales Call Sublimation
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard agrees to meet a psychiatrist on her behalf, while Sheldon and Raj collaborate on an astronomical discovery. Stuart moves out, but Howard and Bernadette's happiness is short-lived. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:05am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Park's Edge
Season 5 Episode 6/17

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to the Park's Edge restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia, where a series of spats with the local community are hampering its success. Owners Richard and Jorge's in-fighting has alienated locals, and the duo's suggestion that customer numbers are low because of racism has heightened tensions
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
18/12/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

12:05pm
Jamie's Comfort Food Bites
Jamie's Comfort Food: Spaghetti Vongole
Jamie Oliver prepares spaghetti vongole with a pink twist
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:20pm
Film Carry On Cleo (1964)
A captured Briton is mistaken for a heroic swordsman and promoted to the Roman Royal Guard, with orders to protect Julius Caesar. But the last thing he and the fated emperor expect is an assassination attempt from within Caesar's own circle of friends. Comedy, starring Amanda Barrie, Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Jim Dale, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

2:10pm
Countdown
18/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Rufus Hound in Dictionary Corner alongside Susie Dent
(Subtitles)

3:00pm
Lost and Found
Season 1 Episode 16/20

A Weimaraner is brought in to the Dogs Trust when its owner's situation changes, but there are some worrying lumps to check out before rehoming, while a Siberian husky runs away
(Subtitles)

4:00pm
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
Season 2017

Ben Hillman advises Mel and Steve, who are looking to buy a holiday home in Queensland, Australia, that will become their permanent home once they retire
(Subtitles)

5:00pm
Kirstie's Handmade Christmas
Season 4 Episode 6/10

Kirstie hosts a Christmas hamper competition and reveals the secrets of the silversmith. Plus, craft for kids and a great alternative to shop-bought perfume
(Subtitles)

6:00pm
The Simpsons
The Yellow Badge of Cowardge
Season 25 Episode 22/22

Bart betrays Milhouse at Springfield Elementary's annual sports day when he seizes the opportunity to win a race rather than save his best friend from the school bullies. Is this the end of their bromance for good? Meanwhile, Homer tries to bring back the 4th of July fireworks when they are cancelled due to budget cuts. With the voices of Glenn Close and former US athlete Edwin Moses
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:30pm
Hollyoaks
Tony and Diane end up arguing at the carol concert, James is intrigued by Sami, and Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:00pm
Channel 4 News
18/12/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

8:00pm
Paul Hollywood: A Baker's Life
Season 1 Episode 4/4

The Great British Bake Off judge shares his favourite Mediterranean recipes on a trip to Cyprus, where he spent six years living and working. In Paphos, he's reunited with a baker friend and together they prepare a classic ham and cheese croissant, before making baklava and a tray of celebratory spanikopita for a sunset gathering. Later, Paul recalls his first appearance on TV and bakes a Cypriot village bread using a traditional village oven. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

8:30pm
Supershoppers
Season 4 Episode 4/4

Anna Richardson and Sabrina Grant visit one of Britain's biggest supermarkets and find identical products under the same roof at very different prices. Plus, a report on a car hire company inflicting serious damage on customers' wallets, and a look at whether high-heeled shoes can be made comfortable to wear. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

9:00pm
Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds
Old People's Home for 4 Year Olds at Christmas
In August, Channel 4 broadcast a two-part documentary which followed an experiment in which 11 pensioners spent six weeks sharing a classroom with young children to see whether it had a positive impact on the OAPs. This festive update finds out whether the elderly volunteers are still showing signs of progress in mood, memory and mobility, and brings the young and old back together for a carol service, at which their families are guests of honour. Rumours go round that Santa may put in a surprise appearance
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
First Dates
Season 9 Episode 13/

Dina, 39, is keen to settle down and start a family, but her date, 41-year-old Stephen, is a born adventurer who has climbed the Matterhorn and swum oceans. Will he run a mile when she shares her intentions with him? Margaret, 73, hasn't been on a date for 44 years and is looking for a family man who shares her love of music and life, while art student Rachel, meets vegan singer-songwriter and self-confessed hippie Hari
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:05pm
Sarah Millican - Home Bird Live
Stand-up show recorded in 2014 at Newcastle's Tyne Theatre & Opera House, in which the comedienne shares humorous insights into her life, including the need to put down some roots now she has cats. Plus, she offers advice on what to take away on a dirty weekend, how to teach a pensioner to swear and the correct number of meals to consume in a day
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:10am
Film The Woman in Black (2012)
A lawyer tormented by the death of his wife is sent to a remote village to put deceased client Alice Drablow's affairs in order. The locals are suspicious of outsiders and determined to keep the area's tragic history a secret, and the late Mrs Drablow's isolated house appears to be haunted by a vengeful spirit that seems hell-bent on redressing a decades-past grievance. Horror based on Susan Hill's novel, with Daniel Radcliffe and Ciaran Hinds
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

1:50am
One Born Every Minute
Season 10 Episode 9/

Liverpool Women's Hospital faces a bed crisis, so shift leader Sarah and the midwives have to juggle and prioritise to ensure everyone gets the care they need. Among those facing a wait is 34-year-old home care assistant Kristina, whose twins need to be delivered as quickly as possible and will need special attention
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:45am
Extraordinary Teens: School of Life and Deaf
Documentary following a year in the life of pupils at Mary Hare residential school for the deaf in Newbury, Berkshire. Fifteen-year-old Lewis decides he wants to be fitted with a cochlear implant to help him hear, although there is no guarantee of success. Sixth-former Fae is nervous about leaving for university and facing the hearing world without her deaf twin sister, while Andrew aims to become Britain's first deaf prime minister. His first step is to apply for the head boy role at Mary Hare. Will this finally help him fit in with his peers?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

3:40am
Gillette World Sport
The best of the action from the 2017 World Rally Championship, and a look back at a training session with Olympic swimming champion Mack Horton
(Subtitles)

4:10am
KOTV Boxing Weekly
Featuring Conor Benn in action at Manchester Arena, and bouts from the York Hall in London and the Belasco Theatre in California. Plus, a classic contest from the archive
(Subtitles)

4:35am
Extreme Cake Makers
Season 1 Episode 7/15

Michelle Wibowo creates a five-foot edible Wizard of Oz mural out of Genoese sponge, while Nastassja Lusengo decorates one of her red velvet cakes in edible gold leaf
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:05am
Extreme Cake Makers
Season 1 Episode 8/15

Chocolatier Tracey Kindred creates a two-foot tall wedding cake paying tribute to all things gothic, and Natassja produces a cake including the colours of the Nigerian flag
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:35am
Countdown
18/12/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with Rufus Hound in Dictionary Corner alongside Susie Dent
(Subtitles) (Repeat)