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Sun 17 Dec

6:00am
The Bear
A large furry bear arrives from the zoo to take up temporary residence with a little girl, Tilly, and her parents. Children's animation based on the Raymond Briggs tale, with the vocal talents of Charlotte Church
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
6:30am
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 2 Episode 32/50

Teams from Bradford and Huddersfield compete, with married couple Sophie and Harj kicking things off with a Mexican-themed menu they hope will win the £1,000 prize
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
7:25am
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 2 Episode 39/50

In Cheltenham, finance high-flyers Bob and his wife Louise host the first evening, but confident Iranian ex-pats, Pasha and Haleh aren't too concerned by the quality of the food - and ditzy youngsters Will and Kim keep everyone entertained with their random comments. On day two, Will and Kim set out to surprise their guests, and no napkins, massive portions and an overpowering dessert certainly raise eyebrows. On the last night, Pasha and Haleh are expecting their Iranian feast to leave the competition in their wake. However, problems arise when Bob reveals his dislike of their key ingrediant of lamb, jeopardising their chances of winning the £1,000 prize
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
8:25am
Hollyoaks
Omnibus. Darren brings Jack back from hospital, and Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
11:00am
Made in Chelsea
Season 14 Episode 10/12

There are fireworks between Jamie, Frankie, Clemmie and James, while Louise and Mimi help Sam get back into the dating game and Liv encourages Alex to date Habbs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
12:00pm
Film Catch That Kid (2004)
A plucky teenager racks her brains to think of a way of financing an operation for her father who was injured in a mountaineering accident, and eventually comes up with a daring plan to rob a bank with the help of friends. Comedy adventure, starring Kristen Stewart, Corbin Bleu, Max Thieriot and Jennifer Beals
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:50pm
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
2:00pm
The Goldbergs
Lainey Loves Lionel
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. Murray advises Adam to defy his mother and sneak into a screening of the restricted-rated film Porky's, and Geoff agrees to be just good friends with Erica
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
2:30pm
The Goldbergs
Weird Al
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Adam's plan to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a `Weird Al' Yankovic concert backfires. When Barry and Erica become peer counsellors at school, they worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. `Weird Al' Yankovic and Tim Meadows guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
3:00pm
The Goldbergs
Edward `Eddie the Eagle' Edwards
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school and attempts to introduce a new sport to his friends. Murray refuses to let Beverly help out at the furniture shop when sales take a nosedive, but she's convinced the latest home furnishing craze holds the answer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
3:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Jiminy Conjecture
Season 3 Episode 2/23

Sheldon and Howard stake their most coveted comic books on a bet over the species of a cricket, while Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first night together. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Gothowitz Deviation
Season 3 Episode 3/23

Sheldon succeeds in getting Penny to conform to his high standards, so Leonard adopts a similar strategy for his romantic gain. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj meet two women at a goth nightclub and things appear to go well - until they are taken to a tattoo parlour
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Hofstadter Insufficiency
Season 7 Episode 1/24

Sheldon and Penny bond as they miss Leonard, and Howard tries to help Raj get over his break-up with Lucy. Meanwhile, Bernadette and Amy visit an out-of-town conference. Comedy about four high-achieving scientists, starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Scavenger Vortex
Season 7 Episode 3/24

The friends compete in a scavenger hunt designed by Raj to test their scientific knowledge and life skills, but the game brings out the best and worst in everyone. As the hunt progresses, Howard and Amy begin to bond over their shared musical tastes, while Penny and Sheldon work together as a team and Bernadette becomes fiercely competitive
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Raiders Minimisation
Season 7 Episode 4/24

Sheldon introduces Amy to Raiders of the Lost Ark - one of his favourite films - and is distraught when she ends up pointing out a plot hole that ruins the whole story. Meanwhile, Leonard realises he can manipulate Penny into feeling sorry for him when his mother publishes a reveal-all book about his childhood problems. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Workplace Proximity
Season 7 Episode 5/24

Sheldon re-evaluates the time he spends with Amy when she takes a job at the university. Meanwhile, Howard is forced to sleep on his friend's sofa after he gets into an argument with Bernadette. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Simon Helberg and Mayim Bialik
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Proton Displacement
Season 7 Episode 7/24

Sheldon is hurt when Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) contacts Leonard for help, so he befriends TV scientist Bill Nye, and Raj gets jealous when Howard crashes a girls' night in making home-made jewellery. Starring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, and Kunal Nayyar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Itchy Brain Simulation
Season 7 Episode 8/24

Leonard becomes concerned that Sheldon will overreact when his friend learns the truth about a past indiscretion, while Penny confronts Raj's old flame Lucy about the way she ended their relationship. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Confidence Erosion
Season 11 Episode 10/24

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate the stress from their wedding planning by applying mathematics to the process. Raj realises best friend Howard is actually hurting his confidence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
Film The Three Musketeers (2011)
A hot-headed swordsman sets off to join the King of France's royal guard, and falls in with a trio of former members who have fallen into disgrace. They join forces to defeat a plot to overthrow the king by an English lord who has built a deadly airship. Swashbuckling adventure, with Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson and Luke Evans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.5
10:10pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 1/

The amateur critics share their opinions on The Jump, Dragons' Den, Death in Paradise, Jon Richardson: How to Survive the End of the World, SS-GB and the news. Craig Cash narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
11:15pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 2/

The popular armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, including Mary Berry Everyday, The Nightly Show, The Secret Life of the Zoo, Little Big Shots, Incredible Medicine, The Secret Chef and the Oscars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:20am
The Inbetweeners
The Field Trip
Season 2 Episode 1/6

The gang goes on the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage, during which Neil tries his hardest to avoid the advances of over-friendly teacher Mr Kennedy. Meanwhile, Will takes a shine to new girl Lauren - but she is only interested in Simon. Comedy, starring Simon Bird
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
12:55am
The Inbetweeners
Work Experience
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Will is unhappy about being forced by Mr Gilbert to take a work experience job at a garage due to a mix-up that sees Neil joining a newspaper. Meanwhile, Jay sorts out a placement for himself and Simon at his father's plant hire company. Starring Simon Bird and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
1:30am
The Inbetweeners
Will's Birthday
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Will plans to celebrate his birthday with a grown-up dinner, but his friends face a dilemma when they discover the event clashes with a more popular party. They end up gatecrashing the rival gathering, only to find that Simon's French exchange student steals the limelight
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
2:00am
Rude Tube
Rude Tube: All Things Weird and Wonderful
Season 2 Episode 2/3

Formation shepherding, two camels in a car, sex tips from a cantaloupe melon, Saudi Arabian sandal surfers and an extraordinary penguin escape all feature in Alex Zane's showcase of the world's most popular funny, bizarre and often downright rude internet videos
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
3:00am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 1/

The amateur critics share their opinions on The Jump, Dragons' Den, Death in Paradise, Jon Richardson: How to Survive the End of the World, SS-GB and the news. Craig Cash narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
3:55am
Hollyoaks
Omnibus. Darren brings Jack back from hospital, and Sienna thinks Joel is working with Warren and lashes out when he takes Sebastian for a walk
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2

Mon 18 Dec

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Cindy tries her luck with Tony, and elsewhere Tom and Holly do some detective work and find out that Milo is not quite as he seems
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Hollyoaks
Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information, and he eventually opens up to them
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:00am
Charmed
Baby's First Demon
Season 5 Episode 16/23

Wyatt is almost kidnapped by demons, so Paige goes undercover at an occult black market before they strike again - but is taken hostage and used as bait to lure her sisters into a sinister trap. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Brian Krause
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:55am
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, featuring school, a spelling competition and ninjas
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
8:10am
Film The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2009)
A police dog is retired from the force after ruining an arrest and sent to the pound. He is adopted by a family, and while his owners are away on Christmas Eve, the dog gets a chance to redeem himself by defending their home from burglars. Festive comedy, starring Dean Cain and Gary Valentine, and featuring the voice of Mario Lopez
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00am
Rules of Engagement
The Five Things
Season 6 Episode 12/15

Audrey is disappointed in Jeff when he struggles to list five things he likes about her, while Russell teaches Timmy a song to play for a girl, but his performance is disastrous. Elsewhere, Adam and Jen accidentally receive Jeff and Audrey's bank statement in the mail
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
10:30am
Rules of Engagement
Meat Wars
Season 6 Episode 13/15

Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, and all hell breaks loose when Jeff organises a barbecue on the roof and does not invite Adam. Timmy is asked by Russell to track down a girl for him, but when Timmy decides to date her himself, he has to face his friend's wrath
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Spoiler Alert
Season 3 Episode 8/20

Ted is delighted with a woman he is seeing, until he introduces her to his friends, who reveal she has an irritating habit - which then becomes the only thing he notices about her. Infuriated, he decides to get even by pointing out the things he finds annoying about them. Meanwhile, Marshall anxiously awaits the results of his bar exam
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Slapsgiving
Season 3 Episode 9/20

Lily frets about her first Thanksgiving as a married woman, Ted sleeps with Robin after an argument, before realising they have nothing to talk about, and Barney worries about Marshall administering his slaps
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Heat Wave
Season 5 Episode 9/22

The temperature rises between Nick and Reagan when they compete to see who can provide the loft apartment with the best air conditioning unit during a heat wave. Winston uses his stern `cop voice' to help Schmidt get a nervous Cece ready for an audition to be a newsreader
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Goosebumps Walkaway
Season 5 Episode 10/22

Jess returns from jury duty, so Reagan prepares to move out of the loft - and out of Nick's life. Winston and Cece help Schmidt get over his fear of public dancing
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Junior Professor Solution
Season 8 Episode 2/24

Sheldon is forced to teach a course at the university, and Howard surprises the gang when he decides to enrol on it. Meanwhile, Amy plays Penny and Bernadette off against each other while the tension brews over Penny's new job. Comedy, guest starring Regina King (Southland), with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The First Pitch Insufficiency
Season 8 Episode 3/24

Leonard and Penny attempt to prove Sheldon wrong when he claims that he and Amy have a superior relationship. Meanwhile, Howard is nervous when Nasa asks him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game honouring National Space Day. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Kevin's Bringing Supper Back
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Kevin resolves to spend more quality time with his family, only to be put to the test when his friends surprise him with tickets to see Billy Joel in concert. Kevin James stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
2:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
I'll Be Home for Christmas - Maybe
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Kevin helps Mott and his children prepare for the festive holidays, allowing Kyle to step in and assist Donna. US comedy, starring Kevin James and Erinn Hayes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Miracles
Season 3 Episode 20/20

Barney discovers Ted has been knocked over by a taxi and rushes to the hospital to see him. On the way, he is hit by a bus and breaks all the bones in his body. Stella discovers her boyfriend was planning to split up with her before the accident, and decides to end the relationship herself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Do I Know You?
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Ted realises he knows very little about Stella when he puts peanuts in her dinner, unaware she is allergic to them, and nearly kills her. Meanwhile, Lily helps Barney in his efforts to impress Robin. American sitcom, with Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
New Girl
Wedding Eve
Season 5 Episode 21/22

The night before the wedding, Nick and Winston help Schmidt rewrite his vows, while Jess believes Sam is going to propose to her
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:30pm
New Girl
Landing Gear
Season 5 Episode 22/22

Schmidt makes a last-ditch effort to convince Cece's mom to come to their wedding - but in doing so, he risks missing the ceremony himself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Kenny Can Wait
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Kevin strikes up an unlikely friendship with actor and singer Harry Connick Jr, but gets caught in a web of lies while trying to impress his new best buddy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Quiet Diet
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Kevin secretly stops eating food and asks Chale to coach him through a juice cleanse - just so he can win a bet with Donna. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Erinn Hayes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Space Probe Disintegration
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Raj endures an anxious day as he worries that a space probe he helped design will not function properly, while Leonard and Sheldon agree to go clothes shopping with Penny and Amy. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Anxiety Optimisation
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Sheldon becomes concerned that his comfortable lifestyle is having an impact on his professional progress and is stopping him from achieving scientific greatness, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him. Meanwhile, Howard invents an unflattering game about Raj. Starring Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Merry Christmas: Yippie Kayak
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Peralta, Boyle and Linetti try to buy some Christmas presents, but their shopping trip turns dangerous when they stumble into a hostage situation. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Hofstadter Insufficiency
Season 7 Episode 1/24

Sheldon and Penny bond as they miss Leonard, and Howard tries to help Raj get over his break-up with Lucy. Meanwhile, Bernadette and Amy visit an out-of-town conference. Comedy about four high-achieving scientists, starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Confidence Erosion
Season 11 Episode 10/24

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate the stress from their wedding planning by applying mathematics to the process. Raj realises best friend Howard is actually hurting his confidence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Made in Chelsea
Made in Chelsea Christmas
Season 14 Episode 11/12

Make-ups and break-ups abound as the Christmas celebrations get under way in SW3, and it remains to be seen whether the festive mood will bring everyone together
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
10:00pm
Binky & JP's Baby: Born in Chelsea
Born in Chelsea: Baby Steps
Season 1 Episode 2/2

Part two of two. Binky and JP bring their daughter home and introduce her to family and friends, before the couple struggle with sleepless nights and dirty nappies
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
11:05pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pirate Solution
Season 3 Episode 4/23

Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India. Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny, who would rather be left alone. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:35pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Sheldon is given the chance to square off against the one actor from the Star Trek franchise he holds a grudge against - Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up on a date with one of her friends. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:05am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 3/

Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers share more of their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows, including The Voice, Mutiny. Mastermind, The Replacement, Five Gold Rings, Top Gear and the news. First broadcast in March 2017
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
1:10am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 4 Episode 6/

The team gets a visit from Sharone, whose divorce led her to a cheeky tattoo she wants to see the back of, and Gavin needs help with a misogynist mishap on his chest
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
2:15am
Rude Tube
Superstars of the Web
Season 2 Episode 3/3

Alex Zane introduces a celebration of the most popular stars to appear in online videos, including Keyboard Cat, Cassetteboy and Bizkit the Sleepwalking Dog
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
3:10am
Made in Chelsea
Made in Chelsea Christmas
Season 14 Episode 11/12

Make-ups and break-ups abound as the Christmas celebrations get under way in SW3, and it remains to be seen whether the festive mood will bring everyone together
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
4:05am
How I Met Your Mother
Miracles
Season 3 Episode 20/20

Barney discovers Ted has been knocked over by a taxi and rushes to the hospital to see him. On the way, he is hit by a bus and breaks all the bones in his body. Stella discovers her boyfriend was planning to split up with her before the accident, and decides to end the relationship herself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:25am
How I Met Your Mother
Do I Know You?
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Ted realises he knows very little about Stella when he puts peanuts in her dinner, unaware she is allergic to them, and nearly kills her. Meanwhile, Lily helps Barney in his efforts to impress Robin. American sitcom, with Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:50am
Charmed
Baby's First Demon
Season 5 Episode 16/23

Wyatt is almost kidnapped by demons, so Paige goes undercover at an occult black market before they strike again - but is taken hostage and used as bait to lure her sisters into a sinister trap. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Brian Krause
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.5

Tue 19 Dec

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Holly and Tom question why Milo has been hiding information, and he eventually opens up to them
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Hollyoaks
Tony and Diane end up arguing at the carol concert, James is intrigued by Sami, and Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:00am
Charmed
Lucky Charmed
Season 5 Episode 17/23

The sisters help leprechauns battle a demon and receive a spell of good luck in return. Meanwhile, Phoebe attracts a secret admirer, but her past experiences with Cole make her cautious where men are concerned. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:55am
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, including a man pretending to be a walrus, an incredible downhill bike run and some computer keyboard hurling
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
8:10am
Film The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation (2012)
Crime-busting dog Zeus is taken to a remote mountain lodge for his owners' Christmas getaway, where he makes a new friend in the shape of a pampered poodle. The canine duo work together to foil the plans of two jewel thieves. Comedy sequel, starring Gary Valentine, Elisa Donovan and Dean Cain, with the voices of Mario Lopez and Paris Hilton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Rules of Engagement
Audrey's Shower
Season 6 Episode 15/15

Jen accidentally puts the wrong date on Audrey's baby shower invitations, and is forced to create a makeshift celebration in a hurry. However, things do not go to plan when Audrey feels left out at the event due to her pregnant surrogate getting all of the attention. Comedy, starring Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
10:30am
Rules of Engagement
Taking Names
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Jeff and Audrey take precautions not to name their baby after one of Russell's old flames, but find this leaves them with very little choice. Meanwhile, Adam is embarrassed when he misplaces his new bicycle, so lies to Jen about what actually happened. Comedy, starring David Spade and Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
The Platinum Rule
Season 3 Episode 11/20

Ted considers dating his tattoo-removal doctor, but his friends warn him of the consequences of going out with regular acquaintances - an experience from which they have all suffered in the past. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
No Tomorrow
Season 3 Episode 12/20

Lily and Marshall celebrate St Patrick's Day by staying at home and playing board games - but Barney persuades Ted to join him for a wild night on the town. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
The Apartment
Season 5 Episode 11/22

Cece gets ready to move into the loft, but struggles to pack up her old apartment in time. Jess must finish the school budget by morning after the new head teacher fails to tell her exactly when it's due, while Winston asks for a new police partner to avoid working side-by-side with Aly
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
D-Day
Season 5 Episode 12/22

Cece receives an exciting new job offer, so Jess agrees to help with the wedding preparations - but things do not go to plan when Schmidt's dad appears. Peter Gallagher guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Hook-Up Reverberation
Season 8 Episode 4/24

Raj's girlfriend Emily (Laura Spencer) gives Penny the cold shoulder when she learns about his past. Meanwhile, the guys debate investing in Stuart's comic-book shop and becoming part owners of the business. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Focus Attenuation
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Penny is forced to revise for a work assessment during the girls' trip to Las Vegas, and Amy and Bernadette accuse her of spoiling their fun. Meanwhile, the guys try to invent something of scientific importance - but only come up with new ways to procrastinate. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Ring Worm
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chale gets a job just so he afford to buy Kendra an engagement ring, so Kevin decides to make good on his long-overdue promise to buy Donna a proper ring - but his plan backfires
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
2:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Kevin v the Dutch Elm
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Kevin tries to charm his neighbour into giving him permission to cut down one of her trees, only to become intimidated by her imposing son. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Best Burger in New York
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Following an intense diet, Robin suggests the gang goes to a burger bar. The friends praise their meal, but Marshall believes he has had better food and tells everyone the story of the one of the finest meals he has ever had - prompting a search for the restaurant where he ate his first New York burger
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
I Heart NJ
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Ted tires of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him she wants to live there once they marry - resulting in a row. Meanwhile, Robin hands in her notice but has to grovel for her job back when she is turned down at an interview for another position
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
New Girl
House Hunt
Season 6 Episode 1/22

Jess struggles to get her mind off Nick, Schmidt and Cece have problems house-hunting, while Winston and Aly learn to cope with a long-distance relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:30pm
New Girl
Hubbedy Bubby
Season 6 Episode 2/22

Winston teaches Nick the art of modern phone sex, while Jess and Cece try to recruit voters for the upcoming presidential election, so they can win a bet with Schmidt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Sting of Queens - Part One
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Kevin comes out of retirement to return to an old undercover assignment in an ongoing police investigation. Donna is up for promotion, and Chale gets a new job
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Sting of Queens - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Kevin undercover investigation means he has to miss out on a baseball camp with his buddies. Chale's dream job is not what he expected
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Troll Manifestation
Season 8 Episode 14/24

Leonard and Sheldon are forced to defend themselves against criticism from an online bully after publishing a physics paper. Meanwhile, the girls confront embarrassing moments from their pasts during a night in. Comedy, guest starring Stephen Hawking, with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Howard receives shocking news as everyone prepares for the re-opening of the comic-book store. Meanwhile, Penny tries to teach Sheldon how to `let it go', but she is unable to follow her own advice when she learns something infuriating about Amy. Comedy, guest starring Nathan Fillion, with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Harry and Ste get closer, Misbah makes Imran get a job, and Milo thinks he has got rid of Armstrong, but Armstrong comes up with another idea
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Merry Christmas: Captain Latvia
Season 4 Episode 10/22

Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas, but they find themselves accidentally facing off against a Latvian crime ring as a result. Back at the precinct, the team members get ready for the annual Christmas carol competition against their rivals at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Scavenger Vortex
Season 7 Episode 3/24

The friends compete in a scavenger hunt designed by Raj to test their scientific knowledge and life skills, but the game brings out the best and worst in everyone. As the hunt progresses, Howard and Amy begin to bond over their shared musical tastes, while Penny and Sheldon work together as a team and Bernadette becomes fiercely competitive
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Raiders Minimisation
Season 7 Episode 4/24

Sheldon introduces Amy to Raiders of the Lost Ark - one of his favourite films - and is distraught when she ends up pointing out a plot hole that ruins the whole story. Meanwhile, Leonard realises he can manipulate Penny into feeling sorry for him when his mother publishes a reveal-all book about his childhood problems. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Tattoo Fixers at Christmas
It is the festive season at the parlour, and Sketch bakes up a gingerbread-based treat for Luke. Meanwhile, Alice uses Sam's bum to help reunite a yuletide favourite with his family, and Jay gives Brendan's mistletoe art the kiss-off it deserves
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
10:00pm
Rude Tube
Rude Tube Christmas Cracker 2016
Alex Zane and his canine companion Bah Hum-Pug present a countdown of 50 of the most popular seasonal internet videos, including a rocket-powered reindeer, the ugliest Christmas jumper in the world and a seasonal message from Bjork
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
11:05pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cornhusker Vortex
Season 3 Episode 6/23

Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends. However, he finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon, who reluctantly spent most of his childhood attending games with his father. Meanwhile, Raj is infuriated when Howard abandons him to pursue a girl at a kite-fighting contest
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:35pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Guitarist Amplification
Season 3 Episode 7/23

A jealous Leonard argues with Penny when she invites one of her male friends to stay at her apartment while he is in town. Unfortunately, the row brings up unpleasant memories for Sheldon of watching his warring parents, causing even more tension between the friends. Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 4/

The eagle-eyed armchair critics share their opinions on Schofield's South African Adventure, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Dogs Behaving Badly, Down the Mighty River with Steve Backshall, The Replacement, The Great Pottery Throw Down and the News. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes. From March 2017
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
1:05am
Tattoo Fixers
Tattoo Fixers at Christmas
It is the festive season at the parlour, and Sketch bakes up a gingerbread-based treat for Luke. Meanwhile, Alice uses Sam's bum to help reunite a yuletide favourite with his family, and Jay gives Brendan's mistletoe art the kiss-off it deserves
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
2:10am
Rude Tube
Rude Tube Christmas Cracker 2016
Alex Zane and his canine companion Bah Hum-Pug present a countdown of 50 of the most popular seasonal internet videos, including a rocket-powered reindeer, the ugliest Christmas jumper in the world and a seasonal message from Bjork
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
3:05am
First Dates
Season 1 Episode 1/6

DJ Terry wants to tame his wild love life, 68-year-old Richard ventures into online dating three years after the death of his wife, 26-year-old Will tries to win over cheerleading coach Fayhe, and Edward, 45, hopes to find a fun-loving woman
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
4:00am
How I Met Your Mother
The Best Burger in New York
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Following an intense diet, Robin suggests the gang goes to a burger bar. The friends praise their meal, but Marshall believes he has had better food and tells everyone the story of the one of the finest meals he has ever had - prompting a search for the restaurant where he ate his first New York burger
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:20am
How I Met Your Mother
I Heart NJ
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Ted tires of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him she wants to live there once they marry - resulting in a row. Meanwhile, Robin hands in her notice but has to grovel for her job back when she is turned down at an interview for another position
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:45am
Charmed
Lucky Charmed
Season 5 Episode 17/23

The sisters help leprechauns battle a demon and receive a spell of good luck in return. Meanwhile, Phoebe attracts a secret admirer, but her past experiences with Cole make her cautious where men are concerned. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.5

Wed 20 Dec

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Tony and Diane end up arguing at the carol concert, James is intrigued by Sami, and Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Hollyoaks
Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:00am
Charmed
Cat House
Season 5 Episode 18/23

After weeks of quarrelling, Piper and Leo visit a marriage guidance counsellor to settle their differences, but the session proves futile, so the worried wife casts a spell in the hope of a quick fix. Unfortunately, the charm goes awry, sending Phoebe and Paige back in time to relive their sister's memories. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:55am
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Featuring soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
8:10am
Film The Dog Who Saved the Holidays (2012)
Crimebusting Labrador Zeus enjoys a Christmas break in California when his owner goes to stay with his aunt at her beach house. Zeus is jealous when his master gets a new puppy as a present, but the two dogs must work together when a pair of old enemies are up to no good. Comedy sequel, starring Shelley Long and Gary Valentine
(Subtitles)

10:00am
Rules of Engagement
Cats & Dogs
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Liz decides she wants a baby, but struggles to find a suitable sperm donor. She turns to Russell as a last resort, but the prospect of fatherhood makes him nervous. Meanwhile, Jeff gives Timmy advice on how to attract his colleague Charlotte, and Adam accidentally ruins Jen's wedding dress
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
10:30am
Rules of Engagement
Fountain of Youth
Season 7 Episode 5/13

Jeff and Audrey set out to prove that, even with a baby on the way, they can still have fun. Meanwhile, Timmy attempts to find Russell's compassionate side, and Adam tries to film his pet cockatoo performing a trick. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Ten Sessions
Season 3 Episode 13/20

Ted tries to make his dermatologist jealous by flirting with her receptionist Abby. However, when she develops feelings for him it throws a spanner in the works - until Barney takes her off his hands. Guest starring Britney Spears and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
The Bracket
Season 3 Episode 14/20

Barney tries to discover who has been warning women not to sleep with him. He narrows the list of possible suspects down to 64 of his former flings, and conducts a hypothetical tournament to determine the most likely culprit - with Lily insisting he must personally apologise to the ones he hurt most
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Sam, Again
Season 5 Episode 13/22

Jess applies to work at a progressive school, but learns the head teacher is dating her ex-boyfriend Sam. When Nick gets a cold, Schmidt quarantines the gang to stop himself from catching the bug before his upcoming work presentation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
300 Feet
Season 5 Episode 14/22

Jess tries to clear her name when she is served with a restraining order by her ex-boyfriend Sam. Nick and Schmidt plot against the owner of a new bar that is competing for their business
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Expedition Approximation
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Leonard and Penny ask Howard and Bernadette for advice when they argue about money. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Raj try to find out whether they could survive a dark matter research expedition in a salt mine by attempting to simulate the conditions in a steam tunnel beneath the university. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Misinterpretation Agitation
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Penny is left in a difficult professional situation when a doctor (guest star Billy Bob Thornton) turns up at her door following her flirtatious sales technique, so the guys try to help her out. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette have a dispute over whether female scientists should flaunt their sexuality to try to get ahead at work. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Choke Doubt
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Kevin is jealous when his brother Kyle starts to receive lots of attention for rescuing a cat - so he starts to boast about saving a man from choking. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
2:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
The Back Out
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Kevin and Donna's chiropractor catches them with his colleague, jeopardising their chances for a kid-free holiday. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Erinn Hayes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Intervention
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Ted prepares to move to New Jersey and argues with Marshall over who should pay a bill for the flat. The friends also reminisce about years gone by, and Barney poses as an old man. With Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Shelter Island
Season 4 Episode 5/24

After her sister is jilted four days before her wedding, Stella offers to take over the ceremony with Ted. But when their former partners turn up, old feelings are stirred. Starring Josh Radnor and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
New Girl
Single and Sufficient
Season 6 Episode 3/22

Jess and members of her singles group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a glamping trip. Nick struggles with the next chapter of his novel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:30pm
New Girl
Homecoming
Season 6 Episode 4/22

In a crossover episode with Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the gang visits New York, where Jess helps detective Jake Peralta with a case, while Nick and Winston try to impress Charles Boyle
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:00pm
Black-ish
Black Santa/White Christmas
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Convinced that his office Christmas party needs a black Santa, Dre campaigns to play the part, and when the head of HR wins the role, he goes to great lengths to unseat her. Rainbow is tired of competing with Ruby to cook the Christmas Eve dinner
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
5:30pm
Black-ish
Stuff
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Dre worries that Christmas has become too commercialised, so Pops comes up with a plan involving fewer presents and more family time
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Intimacy Acceleration
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Sheldon and Penny agree to participate in an unusual experiment, and Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily spend the evening trying to escape from a `zombie'. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette run into trouble at the airport after returning from Mrs Wolowitz's funeral. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Colonisation Application
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Trouble arises when Amy learns that Sheldon has applied for a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Meanwhile, Leonard surprises Penny with a gift, and Raj decides to snoop around Emily's flat after she is called back to work during their evening together. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Cindy asks Milo to spend Christmas with the Cunninghams, Imran starts to develop a major crush, and Jesse confesses his love for Courtney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Goldbergs: Merry Christmas: A Christmas Story
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Beverly worries that the family's holiday traditions have grown stale, so she launches a new celebration called `Super Hanukkah'. Feeling ignored by his older brother, Adam goes to great lengths to make Barry spend more time with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Workplace Proximity
Season 7 Episode 5/24

Sheldon re-evaluates the time he spends with Amy when she takes a job at the university. Meanwhile, Howard is forced to sleep on his friend's sofa after he gets into an argument with Bernadette. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Simon Helberg and Mayim Bialik
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Proton Displacement
Season 7 Episode 7/24

Sheldon is hurt when Professor Proton (Bob Newhart) contacts Leonard for help, so he befriends TV scientist Bill Nye, and Raj gets jealous when Howard crashes a girls' night in making home-made jewellery. Starring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, and Kunal Nayyar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Don't Tell the Bride
Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas on Ice
Groom-to-be Nick decides to plan a Christmas-themed wedding for his fiancee Rosie, despite her yearning for a classy, traditional fairy-tale wedding
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.7
10:00pm
8 Out of 10 Cats
8 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special
Season 19 Episode 7/12

Jimmy Carr oversees the disputes and deliberations on the festive topics that have set the British public's chins wagging in the run-up to Christmas. Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea head the teams, while actress Carrie Fisher, comedians Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson, and Brad Simpson and James McVey from the Vamps form the panels
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:55pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Vengeance Formulation
Season 3 Episode 9/23

Howard's fear of commitment causes him to avoid Bernadette, but he soon realises he has made a mistake and tries to compensate for it. Meanwhile, Kripke plays a prank during a radio interview with Sheldon, who sets out to get revenge, only to be caught by the Dean. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with an appearance by Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) as herself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:25pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Gorilla Experiment
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Bernadette asks Leonard about his physics experiment, making Howard so jealous that she threatens to end their relationship. Penny also feels put out by the situation, and asks Sheldon to teach her about science. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Melissa Rauch star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:50pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 5/

The armchair critics share their opinions on The Voice UK, Three Wives, One Husband, Broadchurch, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Rivers with Jeremy Paxman, Dame Vera Lynn: Happy 100th Birthday, and the news. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:55am
Rude Tube
Mashed 'n' Mixed
Season 4 Episode 1/8

Alex Zane counts down 50 internet video mash-ups, in which original footage is given an amusing twist. Examples include Darth Vader playing the blues, a different take on the work of physicist Brian Cox and a preview of Predator: The Musical. The programme also features interviews with the people who came up with the ideas
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
2:00am
8 Out of 10 Cats
8 Out of 10 Cats Christmas Special
Season 19 Episode 7/12

Jimmy Carr oversees the disputes and deliberations on the festive topics that have set the British public's chins wagging in the run-up to Christmas. Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea head the teams, while actress Carrie Fisher, comedians Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson, and Brad Simpson and James McVey from the Vamps form the panels
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
2:45am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 6/

The popular armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during March 2017, featuring Line of Duty, University Challenge, Rio Ferdinand: Being Mum and Dad, Comic Relief, Broadchurch, One Night with my Ex, All Round to Mrs Brown's and the News
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
3:35am
Rude Tube
Naughty and Naked
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Interviews with the people behind the internet footage of dirty ditties, moments of shame caught on camera, seductive songs and a boob tube workout. Featuring the much-viewed Wii Fit Girl, the self-styled Pimpmasta General, and a woman who can play the kazoo in an unusual way
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
4:05am
How I Met Your Mother
Intervention
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Ted prepares to move to New Jersey and argues with Marshall over who should pay a bill for the flat. The friends also reminisce about years gone by, and Barney poses as an old man. With Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:25am
How I Met Your Mother
Shelter Island
Season 4 Episode 5/24

After her sister is jilted four days before her wedding, Stella offers to take over the ceremony with Ted. But when their former partners turn up, old feelings are stirred. Starring Josh Radnor and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:50am
Charmed
Cat House
Season 5 Episode 18/23

After weeks of quarrelling, Piper and Leo visit a marriage guidance counsellor to settle their differences, but the session proves futile, so the worried wife casts a spell in the hope of a quick fix. Unfortunately, the charm goes awry, sending Phoebe and Paige back in time to relive their sister's memories. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.5

Thu 21 Dec

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Ryan collapses in front of Ste and Tegan. Tegan wants to have some fun and find out more about Ryan, so uses a hospital heart monitor as a lie detector test
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Hollyoaks
Harry and Ste get closer, Misbah makes Imran get a job, and Milo thinks he has got rid of Armstrong, but Armstrong comes up with another idea
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:00am
Charmed
Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun
Season 5 Episode 19/23

A demon kills one of the nymphs who protect the Spring of Life, so her two sisters visit San Francisco to find a new leader - and decide Paige should be the chosen one. Meanwhile, Phoebe steps up her relationship with Jason, but later worries she has made a mistake by sleeping with her boss
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:55am
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, featuring weddings, space and sci-fi fans
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
8:10am
Film A Christmas Wedding Tail (2011)
Two single parents meet by chance while walking their dogs and both they and their pets fall in love. However, after the wedding, they find raising the five children they have between them a struggle, and it falls to their four-legged friends to keep the marriage together. Romantic comedy, starring Jennie Garth and Brad Rowe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:00am
Rules of Engagement
Baby Talk
Season 7 Episode 6/13

Audrey attempts to bond with her unborn baby by reading stories, but makes Jeff paranoid she is trying to form an alliance against him. Meanwhile, Russell gets his comeuppance for plagiarising a property development article written by Timmy. Comedy, starring David Spade, Megyn Price and Patrick Warburton
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
10:30am
Rules of Engagement
Catering
Season 7 Episode 8/13

Brenda enlists Jeff and Audrey's help when she does the catering for an event at Columbia University, but it seems the guests are more impressed with Jeff's bartending skills than his wife's waitressing. Meanwhile, Timmy's parents pay a visit, and worried Russell will embarrass him, he decides not to invite him out to dinner with them. Comedy, with Patrick Warburton and David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
The Chain of Screaming
Season 3 Episode 15/20

Marshall becomes terrified of his boss after seeing him yell at a colleague and begins to question whether his job is worth the stress it causes. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor and Jason Segel, with a guest appearance by comedian Bob Odenkirk
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Sandcastles in the Sand
Season 3 Episode 16/20

Robin agrees to go on a date with ex-boyfriend Simon, despite her friends' misgivings. The pair arrange a night out, but she gets ditched and Barney is left to console her. James Van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek) guest stars, with Cobie Smulders and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Jeff Day
Season 5 Episode 15/22

Jess invents a male alter ego to help her buy a new car from a sexist salesman, but her plan backfires. Schmidt and Cece worry when Winston decides to bring his prankster girlfriend Rhonda along to their wedding. Sonequa Martin-Gree (The Walking Dead) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Road Trip
Season 5 Episode 17/22

Schmidt suffers an emasculating experience in front of Cece, so he insists on taking a manly road trip to Las Vegas for his bachelor party weekend with the guys. However, an incident at a biker bar in the desert puts Schmidt's new-found bravado to the test
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Prom Equivalency
Season 8 Episode 8/24

The gang re-creates a prom night on the roof of the apartment building when the girls decide they would like to re-enact their evenings with their current partners. However, Sheldon feels under pressure to take part in all the romantic traditions, and Howard worries about who Stuart will bring as his date. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Septum Deviation
Season 8 Episode 9/24

Sheldon panics when Leonard announces he has to go into hospital for surgery, and the impending divorce of Raj's parents motivates Howard and Bernadette to work on their own marriage. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Unholy War
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Kevin learns that his childhood enemy is trying to reserve the church for his daughter's marriage, on the same day that Kendra wants it for her wedding. Comedy, with Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
2:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Neighbourhood Watch
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Kevin concocts an elaborate plan to get out of having to spend time with Donna's cousin Irene and her chatty husband. Comedy, with Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Happily Ever After
Season 4 Episode 6/24

The gang fears Ted is repressing his feelings about getting left at the altar after discovering he has drawn up a map of places he can go without bumping into Stella. However, when the friends then visit a `safe' restaurant, they are horrified to discover she is there too - and after diving under the table to hide, each of them realises there is something in their lives they are running away from
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Not a Father's Day
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Barney is relieved that a woman he slept with is not pregnant, and creates a new holiday to celebrate not being a father. However, Lily and Marshall are contemplating having children, and ask Ted and Robin to help them decide what to do
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
New Girl
Ready
Season 6 Episode 6/22

As Jess announces she is ready to start dating again, Schmidt encourages her to give her workout partner Robby a chance. Winston's newfound confidence makes him irresistible
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:30pm
New Girl
Last Thanksgiving
Season 6 Episode 7/22

Jess and the gang are determined to have the best Thanksgiving ever, but it all soon falls apart when Robby shows up unexpectedly and Schmidt's father arrives with a broken heart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Christmas
Season 1 Episode 11/22

Peralta is put in charge of Captain Holt's security after he receives several death threats - a responsibility he not only enjoys, but also abuses as much as he can. Santiago tries to encourage her colleagues to take a Christmas photo, only to be met with a lack of enthusiasm - and Diaz's refusal to smile. US cop comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
5:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Pontiac Bandit Returns
Season 2 Episode 10/23

Doug Judy (Craig Robinson) is returned to custody after scamming Jake and Rosa in a previous encounter, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal when he reveals he knows the location of a notorious drug dealer. Meanwhile, Gina and Boyle become concerned about their parents' relationship, and Santiago makes Holt a Christmas gift. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Leftover Thermalisation
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Leonard is upset when a magazine fails to mention him in an article about the paper he co-wrote with Sheldon. Meanwhile, a blackout at Mrs Wolowitz's home leads to a final family dinner in her honour. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Skywalker Incursion
Season 8 Episode 19/24

When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at UC Berkeley, they decide to take a detour and try to meet one of their idols - Star Wars director George Lucas. Meanwhile, Raj and Amy offer to settle a dispute with a game of table tennis. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
After confessing his love, Jesse waits for a response from Courtney on Christmas Day. Meanwhile, Brody and Damon's fancy dress party brings drama and secrets
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Confidence Erosion
Season 11 Episode 10/24

Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate the stress from their wedding planning by applying mathematics to the process. Raj realises best friend Howard is actually hurting his confidence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Celebration Reverberation
Season 11 Episode 11/24

Sheldon and Howard plan respective birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley. A letter from his brother makes Leonard feel anxious about his own lack of accomplishments. The series takes a mid-season break until the new year
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
2 Broke Girls
And the Himmicane
Season 6 Episode 10/22

Caroline frets that the divorce party she is planning for a wealthy couple will be cancelled when they are stranded together during a hurricane and begin to reconcile
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
9:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Itchy Brain Simulation
Season 7 Episode 8/24

Leonard becomes concerned that Sheldon will overreact when his friend learns the truth about a past indiscretion, while Penny confronts Raj's old flame Lucy about the way she ended their relationship. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
10:00pm
The Inbetweeners
First Day
Season 1 Episode 1/6

With his parents recently divorced, privately educated Will has to move to a new area and make friends at the local comprehensive, where he meets Simon, Jay and Neil. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
10:30pm
The Inbetweeners
Bunk Off
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The four lads decide to play truant from sixth form and buy alcohol for an all-day drinking session, which is interrupted when Neil's father comes home early. Meanwhile, Simon decides to declare his love for Carli through graffiti, and the friends face the wrath of their parents
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
11:05pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Maternal Congruence
Season 3 Episode 11/23

Leonard's mother visits and he is horrified to learn that Sheldon knows more than he does about his own family, including his parents' impending divorce and the death of his dog. Guest starring Christine Baranski
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:35pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Leonard inadvertently gives the impression he is attracted to Amy when he accompanies her to a colleague's wedding. Meanwhile, Howard tries to persuade Bernadette they should live with his mother after getting married and suggests a trial run of the arrangement over the weekend
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:05am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 6/

The popular armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during March 2017, featuring Line of Duty, University Challenge, Rio Ferdinand: Being Mum and Dad, Comic Relief, Broadchurch, One Night with my Ex, All Round to Mrs Brown's and the News
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
1:05am
First Dates
First Dates at Christmas
Festive edition of the restaurant-based dating show in which Fred and his team open up the restaurant to help 10 new singletons find love in time for Christmas. Operations manager Yasmin, 29, is matched with 31-year-old dental practice manager Ryan, while 59-year-old Mandi is looking for someone with whom to enjoy. Will 65-year-old antique expert Robert be to her taste? Make-up artist Sophie, 24, sits down with 34-year-old window cleaner and self-proclaimed traditional gentleman Mehmet, while embroidery designer Scott is partnered with gallery assistant Jim. The pair discuss culture and the arts, but will they see the beauty in each other?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
2:10am
2 Broke Girls
And the Himmicane
Season 6 Episode 10/22

Caroline frets that the divorce party she is planning for a wealthy couple will be cancelled when they are stranded together during a hurricane and begin to reconcile
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
2:35am
The Inbetweeners
First Day
Season 1 Episode 1/6

With his parents recently divorced, privately educated Will has to move to a new area and make friends at the local comprehensive, where he meets Simon, Jay and Neil. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
3:00am
The Inbetweeners
Bunk Off
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The four lads decide to play truant from sixth form and buy alcohol for an all-day drinking session, which is interrupted when Neil's father comes home early. Meanwhile, Simon decides to declare his love for Carli through graffiti, and the friends face the wrath of their parents
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
3:30am
Rude Tube
Animals and Kids
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Featuring children and creatures that have become famous online, with a mixture of bad behaviour, prodigious talent and animal magic - including swearing babies, break-dancing toddlers and motorbiking monkeys. Plus, interviews with the owner of a parrot with a foul mouth, two of the internet's most recognisable kids, and the victim of an infamous goose attack
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
3:55am
How I Met Your Mother
Happily Ever After
Season 4 Episode 6/24

The gang fears Ted is repressing his feelings about getting left at the altar after discovering he has drawn up a map of places he can go without bumping into Stella. However, when the friends then visit a `safe' restaurant, they are horrified to discover she is there too - and after diving under the table to hide, each of them realises there is something in their lives they are running away from
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:15am
How I Met Your Mother
Not a Father's Day
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Barney is relieved that a woman he slept with is not pregnant, and creates a new holiday to celebrate not being a father. However, Lily and Marshall are contemplating having children, and ask Ted and Robin to help them decide what to do
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:40am
Charmed
Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun
Season 5 Episode 19/23

A demon kills one of the nymphs who protect the Spring of Life, so her two sisters visit San Francisco to find a new leader - and decide Paige should be the chosen one. Meanwhile, Phoebe steps up her relationship with Jason, but later worries she has made a mistake by sleeping with her boss
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.5

Fri 22 Dec

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Harry and Ste get closer, Misbah makes Imran get a job, and Milo thinks he has got rid of Armstrong, but Armstrong comes up with another idea
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Hollyoaks
Cindy asks Milo to spend Christmas with the Cunninghams, Imran starts to develop a major crush, and Jesse confesses his love for Courtney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:00am
Charmed
Sense and Sense Ability
Season 5 Episode 20/23

An old crone tries to get her hands on Wyatt by casting spells on the sisters and kidnapping Leo. Piper loses her sight, Paige becomes mute and Phoebe is made deaf, but the Charmed Ones soon realise that by tapping into their sixth sense they can defeat the witch once and for all. Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:55am
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, featuring school, a spelling competition and ninjas
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
8:10am
Film 12 Wishes of Christmas (2011)
A woman visits a life coach, who encourages her to make 12 wishes that she feels would improve her life. When the things she asked for start coming true, she discovers they have unforeseen consequences and faces a struggle to put everything right. Festive fantasy, starring Elisa Donovan, Gabrielle Carteris and Fred Willard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
10:00am
Rules of Engagement
Cooking Class
Season 7 Episode 9/13

Jeff and Audrey enrol in a cookery class, already attended by Adam and Jen, as a way of spending more time together. However, things soon get competitive between the two couples. Meanwhile, Timmy is disturbed when he realises he has a lot of things in common with Russell's new girlfriend. Comedy, with Patrick Warburton and David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
10:30am
Rules of Engagement
Timmy Quits
Season 7 Episode 11/13

Jeff invites his old college friend Heidi round to show Audrey that she does not have romantic feelings for him, but the plan backfires when she makes a shocking confession. Meanwhile, Adam designs a test to help him choose his best man, and Timmy announces he is leaving Russell's employment
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.3
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
The Goat
Season 3 Episode 17/20

Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact never to mention it to anyone. However, Robin feels guilty and tells Ted, ruining his 30th birthday celebrations and leading him to tell the serial womaniser they can no longer be friends. Meanwhile, Lily rescues a goat
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Everything Must Go
Season 3 Episode 19/20

Abby admits she is the one blacklisting Barney with other women, but the two reconcile their differences over their mutual hatred of Ted. They head to the bar to flaunt their faux-romance, but when the serial womaniser proposes to her for a joke she takes it seriously. Guest starring Britney Spears
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
The Dress
Season 5 Episode 19/22

The wedding is looming, but Jess is still doing the alterations on Cece's dress. Schmidt gets into trouble with his colleagues when he plans his nuptials instead of doing his work. Nick struggles with the task of asking Reagan to be his `plus one' to the wedding. Winston and Aly try to keep things under wraps at the precinct
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Return to Sender
Season 5 Episode 20/22

Sam introduces Jess to his female best friend, Diane. Nick worries that Schmidt's father Gavin will let his son down and leave him disappointed again. Winston is offended by Sam's reaction to the birthday gift that he has bought for him. Masters of Sex star Caitlin FitzGerald guests
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Champagne Reflection
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Sheldon bids an emotional goodbye to Fun with Flags as he and Amy record the final instalment of the internet show. Leonard, Howard and Raj clear out the office of a recently deceased professor and take a peek at his research. Guest starring LeVar Burton
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Clean Room Infiltration
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Amy pulls out all the stops as she hosts a traditional Victorian Christmas Eve dinner for the friends. Meanwhile, Raj's father comes to visit, and the guys do their best to free a bird they accidentally let into the university clean room. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
Kevin Can Wait
Showroom Showdown
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Kevin and Chale get jobs working in the warehouse of an electronics store to pay for Kendra's wedding, but when Chale is rapidly promoted to a sales role, Kevin's competitive side is unleashed
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
2:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Double Date
Season 1 Episode 20/24

When Goody and Didi ask Mott and Cindy to join them on a weekend away, Kevin and Donna are offended that they have not been invited. The duo then decide to go online to find some fun new friends
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.7
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Woooo!
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Barney tries to persuade his boss to hire Ted to redesign the office building, while an unemployed Robin starts hanging out with `woo girls', a name the gang members give to single women who shout a lot on nights out. Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Fight
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ted and Barney receive an ego boost after getting into a fight at MacLaren's - but when the losers try to sue them, they are forced to admit the embarrassing truth about what really happened. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
New Girl
James Wonder
Season 6 Episode 8/22

Jess tries to impress the disapproving president of the Parents' Council in an effort to win the soon-to-be-vacant position of principal at her school. Winston puts his undercover skills to the test, while Nick struggles to find the perfect wedding gift for Schmidt and Cece. Zooey Deschanel stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:30pm
New Girl
Es Good
Season 6 Episode 9/22

Schmidt enlists Nick's help to earn his builder's respect. Jess and Robby test the limits of their ability to keep their relationship on a casual basis. Winston and Cece discuss the pros and cons of being in an established relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Yippie Kayak
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Peralta, Boyle and Linetti try to buy some Christmas presents, but their shopping trip turns dangerous when they stumble into a hostage situation. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
5:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Captain Latvia
Season 4 Episode 10/22

Boyle enlists Peralta's help in tracking down his son's favourite toy for Christmas, but they find themselves accidentally facing off against a Latvian crime ring as a result. Back at the precinct, the team members get ready for the annual Christmas carol competition against their rivals at the Metropolitan Transit Authority. Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Fortification Implementation
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Howard finds out that he has a half-brother, Sheldon and Amy have a platonic sleepover, and Penny gets an offer to audition for a Kevin Smith film. American comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Communication Deterioration
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Raj is asked to create a message on the off-chance a Nasa mission discovers alien life, and the guys fight over what he should do. Meanwhile, Penny contemplates returning to acting. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Kunal Nayyar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Brody finds out that Maggie has cancer, and Granny Campbell continues to undermine Courtney, provoking her granddaughter to take her anger out on the people who care about her most. Meanwhile, Scott worries that he is losing Damon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Goldbergs: Merry Christmas: Han Ukkah Solo
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Beverly talks Erica into writing a Hanukkah song for the school holiday concert, inspiring Barry to prove his own musical prowess. Adam discovers that the things he loved as a child aren't always as good as he remembers. Ana Gasteyer (Suburgatory) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
8:00pm
Film The Hunger Games (2012)
A totalitarian future-America holds an annual nationally televised event in which two children from each of its regions fight to the death until only one remains. A teenage girl takes her younger sister's place in the games and must pit her wits against the deadly combat skills of her rivals. Sci-fi adventure based on Suzanne Collins' novel, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson and Elizabeth Banks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
10:50pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Bozeman Reaction
Season 3 Episode 13/23

Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, so they work on a state-of-the-art security system in a bid to outwit any future would-be thieves. However, their plans go awry when they ensnare Penny in a net. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:20pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Einstein Approximation
Season 3 Episode 14/23

Sheldon develops a mental block and has difficulty working on a formula, so in a move inspired by Albert Einstein he gets a job at the Cheesecake Factory diner to try to revive his creativity - and despite Penny's objections, proves surprisingly effective in the role. Guest starring Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:45pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 7/

Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques to TV from April 2017, including Kitchen 999: Emergency Chefs, the final of The Voice, Alone with the In-Laws, Line of Duty, Life Story, One Born Every Minute and the News
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:50am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 8/

Opinionated TV viewers share their critiques from April 2017, considering Line of Duty, Mary Berry's Easter Feast, Saturday Night Takeaway, University Challenge, Big Little Lies, The Toilet: An Unspoken History, The Dog with an IQ of 102, and the News
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
1:55am
Tattoo Fixers
Tattoo Fixers at Christmas
It is the festive season at the parlour, and Sketch bakes up a gingerbread-based treat for Luke. Meanwhile, Alice uses Sam's bum to help reunite a yuletide favourite with his family, and Jay gives Brendan's mistletoe art the kiss-off it deserves
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
2:55am
Rude Tube
Rude Tube Christmas Cracker
Alex Zane returns with the clip show's fifth Christmas compilation, providing viewers with another selection of 50 festive internet clips that have proved popular around the world. Among the hijinks captured on film are a turkey with a boob job and an inventive decoration-remover, plus a video that offers top tips on which gifts significant others will not appreciate finding under the tree on the big day
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
3:50am
The Inbetweeners
The First Day
Season 1 Episode 1/6

With his parents recently divorced, privately educated Will has to move to a new area and make friends at the local comprehensive, where he meets Simon, Jay and Neil. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
4:15am
How I Met Your Mother
Woooo!
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Barney tries to persuade his boss to hire Ted to redesign the office building, while an unemployed Robin starts hanging out with `woo girls', a name the gang members give to single women who shout a lot on nights out. Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:35am
How I Met Your Mother
The Fight
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ted and Barney receive an ego boost after getting into a fight at MacLaren's - but when the losers try to sue them, they are forced to admit the embarrassing truth about what really happened. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
5:00am
Charmed
Sense and Sense Ability
Season 5 Episode 20/23

An old crone tries to get her hands on Wyatt by casting spells on the sisters and kidnapping Leo. Piper loses her sight, Paige becomes mute and Phoebe is made deaf, but the Charmed Ones soon realise that by tapping into their sixth sense they can defeat the witch once and for all. Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5

Sat 23 Dec

6:00am
Black-ish
Black Santa/White Christmas
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Convinced that his office Christmas party needs a black Santa, Dre campaigns to play the part, and when the head of HR wins the role, he goes to great lengths to unseat her. Rainbow is tired of competing with Ruby to cook the Christmas Eve dinner
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
6:30am
Black-ish
Stuff
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Dre worries that Christmas has become too commercialised, so Pops comes up with a plan involving fewer presents and more family time
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
6:55am
Hollyoaks
Omnibus. Tony and Diane end up arguing at the carol concert, James is intrigued by Sami, and Ryan is worried by new information regarding Amy's murder case
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
9:50am
Made in Chelsea
Season 14 Episode 11/12

Make-ups and break-ups abound as the Christmas celebrations get under way in SW3, and it remains to be seen whether the festive mood will bring everyone together
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
10:55am
Don't Tell the Bride
Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge
Women featured in Don't Tell the Bride are given a chance to seek revenge on their husbands via a series of forfeits, tricky tasks and penalties
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.7
12:00pm
Film Catch That Kid (2004)
A plucky teenager racks her brains to think of a way of financing an operation for her father who was injured in a mountaineering accident, and eventually comes up with a daring plan to rob a bank with the help of friends. Comedy adventure, starring Kristen Stewart, Corbin Bleu, Max Thieriot and Jennifer Beals
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:50pm
Frozen at Christmas
An in-depth look at the huge success of Frozen, the most successful animated film of all time. The programme hears from the movie's makers about its creation and production, the writing and performance of its most popular songs, and how a seemingly ordinary Disney princess tale became the cultural phenomenon of 2014. Plus, fans of all ages, directors, producers, celebrities and critics have their say on the film and its impact
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9
2:50pm
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.7
3:00pm
The Goldbergs
A Christmas Story
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Beverly worries that the family's holiday traditions have grown stale, so she launches a new celebration called `Super Hanukkah'. Feeling ignored by his older brother, Adam goes to great lengths to make Barry spend more time with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
3:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Dirty Dancing Dance
Season 3 Episode 17/24

As they bond over their shared love for the movie Dirty Dancing, Beverly is thrilled when Erica suggests the film as the theme for the upcoming school dance. However, Principal Ball refuses to sanction anything with the word `dirty' in the title, threatening Erica with suspension if she persists with the idea. Barry lobbies for the dance to be based on his favourite movie Footloose, while Adam and Pops encourage Murray to learn to dance in order to make Beverly happy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
4:00pm
The Goldbergs
12 Tapes for a Penny
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Adam joins a mail-order music club, aiming to assemble an enviable cassette tape collection. He takes advantage of the 12 tapes for a penny promotion by opening multiple accounts with the club using fake names to get as much music as possible, but has no intention of continuing the monthly contracts. However, when Beverly discovers the scam she blames Erica. Barry asks Murray for help when he realises Lainey's dad Bill doesn't like him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
4:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pirate Solution
Season 3 Episode 4/23

Raj accepts Sheldon's offer to work for him as he is desperate to avoid being sent back to India. Howard starts spending more time with Leonard and Penny, who would rather be left alone. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Sheldon is given the chance to square off against the one actor from the Star Trek franchise he holds a grudge against - Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up on a date with one of her friends. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cornhusker Vortex
Season 3 Episode 6/23

Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends. However, he finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon, who reluctantly spent most of his childhood attending games with his father. Meanwhile, Raj is infuriated when Howard abandons him to pursue a girl at a kite-fighting contest
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Guitarist Amplification
Season 3 Episode 7/23

A jealous Leonard argues with Penny when she invites one of her male friends to stay at her apartment while he is in town. Unfortunately, the row brings up unpleasant memories for Sheldon of watching his warring parents, causing even more tension between the friends. Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Vengeance Formulation
Season 3 Episode 9/23

Howard's fear of commitment causes him to avoid Bernadette, but he soon realises he has made a mistake and tries to compensate for it. Meanwhile, Kripke plays a prank during a radio interview with Sheldon, who sets out to get revenge, only to be caught by the Dean. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with an appearance by Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) as herself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Gorilla Experiment
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Bernadette asks Leonard about his physics experiment, making Howard so jealous that she threatens to end their relationship. Penny also feels put out by the situation, and asks Sheldon to teach her about science. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Melissa Rauch star
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Rating: 7.5
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Maternal Congruence
Season 3 Episode 11/23

Leonard's mother visits and he is horrified to learn that Sheldon knows more than he does about his own family, including his parents' impending divorce and the death of his dog. Guest starring Christine Baranski
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Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Einstein Approximation
Season 3 Episode 14/23

Sheldon develops a mental block and has difficulty working on a formula, so in a move inspired by Albert Einstein he gets a job at the Cheesecake Factory diner to try to revive his creativity - and despite Penny's objections, proves surprisingly effective in the role. Guest starring Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons)
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Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Leonard inadvertently gives the impression he is attracted to Amy when he accompanies her to a colleague's wedding. Meanwhile, Howard tries to persuade Bernadette they should live with his mother after getting married and suggests a trial run of the arrangement over the weekend
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Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Film The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
Katniss Everdeen's victory in a televised death match makes her a focus for revolution against the totalitarian nation she lives in. The rulers of the regime plot to crush dissent with a new series of games, in which past champions battle it out. Sci-fi adventure sequel based on the second book in Suzanne Collins' trilogy of novels, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Donald Sutherland and Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Rating: 3.9
11:45pm
The Inbetweeners
First Day
Season 1 Episode 1/6

With his parents recently divorced, privately educated Will has to move to a new area and make friends at the local comprehensive, where he meets Simon, Jay and Neil. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
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Rating: 8.7
12:20am
The Inbetweeners
Bunk Off
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The four lads decide to play truant from sixth form and buy alcohol for an all-day drinking session, which is interrupted when Neil's father comes home early. Meanwhile, Simon decides to declare his love for Carli through graffiti, and the friends face the wrath of their parents
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Rating: 8.7
12:55am
The Inbetweeners
Thorpe Park
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Simon passes his driving test, so the lads decide to take a trip to a theme park. However, things start to go wrong when their route is obstructed by a funeral cortege and the newly qualified motorist has an accident in the car park. Later, Will regrets ever making the journey when he disgraces himself on a rollercoaster
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Rating: 8.7
1:30am
The Inbetweeners
Will Gets a Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Will discovers that attending a mixed-sex school is not so bad after all when he manages to get a date with the most popular girl in the year above. However, his growing obsession with her begins to alienate him from his friends. Comedy, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
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Rating: 8.7
2:00am
The Inbetweeners
Caravan Club
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The lads visit a Caravan Club meeting under the impression that it is really a massive orgy, but are embarrassed when Jay's dad decides to give them advice on sex - whether they like it or not. Sitcom about four teenagers growing up in suburbia, starring Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison
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Rating: 8.7
2:30am
The Inbetweeners
Xmas Party
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Will is put in charge of organising the end-of-term Christmas prom, and tempts fate by enlisting the help of Simon, Jay and Neil. Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley and Blake Harrison star
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Rating: 8.7
3:00am
The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments
A countdown of the comedy's greatest moments from all three series as voted for by the public, featuring interviews with stars Joe Thomas, Simon Bird, James Buckley and Blake Harrison. Celebrity fans including the Saturdays, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr and Harry Enfield also share their views of the show
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Rating: 5.1
3:55am
Kevin Can Wait
Kenny Can Wait
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Kevin strikes up an unlikely friendship with actor and singer Harry Connick Jr, but gets caught in a web of lies while trying to impress his new best buddy
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Rating: 4.7
4:15am
Kevin Can Wait
Quiet Diet
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Kevin secretly stops eating food and asks Chale to coach him through a juice cleanse - just so he can win a bet with Donna. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Erinn Hayes
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Rating: 4.7
4:40am
Kevin Can Wait
Sting of Queens - Part One
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Kevin comes out of retirement to return to an old undercover assignment in an ongoing police investigation. Donna is up for promotion, and Chale gets a new job
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Rating: 4.7
5:00am
Kevin Can Wait
Sting of Queens - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Kevin undercover investigation means he has to miss out on a baseball camp with his buddies. Chale's dream job is not what he expected
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Rating: 4.7
5:20am
New Girl
Ready
Season 6 Episode 6/22

As Jess announces she is ready to start dating again, Schmidt encourages her to give her workout partner Robby a chance. Winston's newfound confidence makes him irresistible
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Rating: 6.7