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Sun 30 Apr

6:00am
Rude(ish) Tube
Season 3 Episode 9/20

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, including an orang-utan putting on a T-shirt and a dog giving a massage
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.6
6:25am
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 2 Episode 4/50

Three couples from south Wales compete to host the best dinner party and win the £1,000 prize, beginning with beautician Rachael and her partner Nick, who prepare a selection of dishes they've never made before. Dionne and Ameel prepare an Indian-inspired meal on the second night of the competition, before Angela and Jeff hope their no-nonsense menu can secure them the money
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.5
7:25am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
9:55am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 6/12

Ollie gives JP a crash course on the topic of childbirth, while all is not well in Frankie and Jamie's relationship when it is revealed that they have both cheated on each other
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
11:00am
The Goldbergs
Bill/Murray
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Adam and Beverly create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard, Murray learns what it means to be a real friend when he bonds with Lainey's dad Bill
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
11:30am
The Goldbergs
A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party
Season 3 Episode 1/24

Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big Risky Business-inspired party at Lainey's house while her father is out of town. However, when the gathering gets out of control, Beverly has to come to their rescue. Elsewhere, Adam annoys Murray by talking to Dana on the phone for hours on end
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
12:00pm
The Goldbergs
The Dynamic Duo
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Adam and Pops debate the new Batman film while Erica goes to a college interview. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey, Sean Giambrone and Hayley Orrantia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
12:30pm
Black-ish
Nothing But Nepotism
Season 3 Episode 9/24

Bow urges Dre to use his connections and secure Zoey a fellowship, but he does not want his daughter relying on nepotism. Comedy, starring Anthony Anderson
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Baby Daddy
When Elle Freezes Over
Season 6 Episode 5/

Sam wants to give her relationship with Ben another chance, Bonnie is hired to act as Elle's new estate agent and Danny and Tucker volunteer for a charity ice skating show
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
1:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Sleep Disorder
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Kevin realises Donna has arranged the house to her liking, and resolves to move things back. Kendra tries to toughen up Chale. Kevin James stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
2:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Serve & Protect
Season 4 Episode 14/22

Jake and Rosa investigate a burglary that occurred on the set of one of their favourite detective shows, while Terry's ex takes over the audit of the precinct
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
2:30pm
New Girl
Hubbedy Bubby
Season 6 Episode 2/22

Winston teaches Nick the art of modern phone sex, while Jess and Cece try to recruit voters for the upcoming presidential election, so they can win a bet with Schmidt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
3:00pm
Film The Net (1995)
A shy computer analyst discovers evidence of a criminal conspiracy, so the villains decide to retaliate. Erasing her personal details from the national database, they replace them with a false police record, hurling her into a desperate race against time to prove her real identity before corrupt officials silence her for good. Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock, Jeremy Northam and Dennis Miller. Edited for language
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
5:15pm
Rude(ish) Tube
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Featuring a zombie prank, cats singing the Star Wars theme and an escaped honey badger
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.6
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Champagne Reflection
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Sheldon bids an emotional goodbye to Fun with Flags as he and Amy record the final instalment of the internet show. Leonard, Howard and Raj clear out the office of a recently deceased professor and take a peek at his research. Guest starring LeVar Burton
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Clean Room Infiltration
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Amy pulls out all the stops as she hosts a traditional Victorian Christmas Eve dinner for the friends. Meanwhile, Raj's father comes to visit, and the guys do their best to free a bird they accidentally let into the university clean room. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Space Probe Disintegration
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Raj endures an anxious day as he worries that a space probe he helped design will not function properly, while Leonard and Sheldon agree to go clothes shopping with Penny and Amy. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Anxiety Optimisation
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Sheldon becomes concerned that his comfortable lifestyle is having an impact on his professional progress and is stopping him from achieving scientific greatness, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him. Meanwhile, Howard invents an unflattering game about Raj. Starring Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Troll Manifestation
Season 8 Episode 14/24

Leonard and Sheldon are forced to defend themselves against criticism from an online bully after publishing a physics paper. Meanwhile, the girls confront embarrassing moments from their pasts during a night in. Comedy, guest starring Stephen Hawking, with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Howard receives shocking news as everyone prepares for the re-opening of the comic-book store. Meanwhile, Penny tries to teach Sheldon how to `let it go', but she is unable to follow her own advice when she learns something infuriating about Amy. Comedy, guest starring Nathan Fillion, with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Separation Agitation
Season 10 Episode 21/24

Howard and Bernadette find it upsetting to leave their daughter at the nursery, while the gang's university pal Bert the geologist introduces them to his attractive new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
The Man Behind the Shield
Season 4 Episode 14/

Coulson and his team are pulled into a deadly game of cat and mouse as they struggle to rescue Mace, who finds himself fighting for his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
10:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 5/

The artists meet a woman whose love of soaps has gone a step too far, and a man whose dot-to-dot design gives them something to puzzle over
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
11:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 6/

Justin Bieber fan Nathan decides it is time for Sketch to rid him of his embarrassing fan tattoo, and Alice clears things up for mixed-up Manga girl Kimberley
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
12:05am
Tattoo Artist of the Year
E4's Tattoo Artist of the Year
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The six remaining contestants return to the studio, where they must produce two more top quality tattoos if they are to stand a chance of staying in the competition
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
1:05am
Celebrity First Dates
Season 1 Episode 1/4

TV presenter Esther Rantzen has found life lonely since the death of her husband Desmond Wilcox in 2000, but is worried her formidable reputation can scare men off. She participates in this celebrity version of the show in which singletons meet up with potential partners at a restaurant. Also appearing on this first edition are actor Richard Blackwood (aka EastEnders bad boy Vincent), The Only Way Is Essex reality TV star Jess Wright and 2012 Paralympics table tennis silver medallist Will Bayley
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
2:10am
Naked Attraction
Season 1 Episode 4/5

Two more singletons choose a date from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time. After nine months of being single, 23-year-old university graduate Sapphire has decided to see if she can find her ideal woman by stripping back the layers, while 32-year-old account manager Kieron has spent the past three years single to focus on his career, but now he's ready to put finding a partner at the top of his to do list. Anna Richardson hosts
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
3:05am
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
The Man Behind the Shield
Season 4 Episode 14/

Coulson and his team are pulled into a deadly game of cat and mouse as they struggle to rescue Mace, who finds himself fighting for his life
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
3:50am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2

Mon 1 May

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Nancy's favour to Kyle becomes too much for her, Maxine's night becomes a bit of a whirlwind, and Ryan threatens Harry. Elsewhere, Mercedes remembers important information, and Scott could be jeopardising his own happiness
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Marbs
Season 14 Episode 6/30

The bus arrives in Valencia, where Brendan organises an explosive visit to the world-famous science museum as sparks fly between two of the tourists
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:00am
Melissa & Joey
Bad Influence
Season 3 Episode 12/16

When Joe and Ryder sell some of Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item that she wants to get back. Desperate to reclaim it, Mel and Joe turn to crime to achieve their aims. Elsewhere, Lennox discovers that her new pen pal wants to meet her in person. Comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
7:30am
Melissa & Joey
Teach Your Children
Season 3 Episode 13/16

Joe begins dating Candice (Krista Allen), the mother of one of the students he is tutoring, and devises an alternative payment plan for her. However, he winds up earning himself a bad reputation among the other mothers in the neighbourhood. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
8:00am
Baby Daddy
The Wingmom
Season 3 Episode 11/21

Bonnie decides to set Ben up with her friend Bailey, and all seems to be going well until Ben realises his new girlfriend bears similarities to his mother. Meanwhile, Riley and Tucker take a car that belongs to Danny's father out for a spin. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
8:30am
Baby Daddy
Send in the Clowns
Season 3 Episode 12/21

Ben throws Emma a first birthday party at the ice-cream parlour where he and Riley worked as teenagers. However, he runs into an ex-girlfriend with a major secret. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
9:00am
Baby Daddy
You Can't Go Home Again
Season 3 Episode 21/21

Riley decides she would prefer to keep it a secret when she and Ben start dating again. Meanwhile, the family members return to their old neighbourhood to take part in a local party, and Danny considers moving to Paris when Georgie gets a new job there. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
9:30am
Baby Daddy
Strip or Treat
Season 4 Episode 21/22

Ben, Danny and Tucker are looking forward to attending the biggest Halloween celebration in the city, despite the fact that Bonnie thinks they should take Emma trick-or-treating instead. When their plans fall through, they decide to gatecrash a party that Riley is attending, not realising that it's actually a hen party and they will soon live to regret their rash decision
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:00am
How I Met Your Mother
The Best Burger in New York
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Following an intense diet, Robin suggests the gang goes to a burger bar. The friends praise their meal, but Marshall believes he has had better food and tells everyone the story of the one of the finest meals he has ever had - prompting a search for the restaurant where he ate his first New York burger
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
10:30am
How I Met Your Mother
I Heart NJ
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Ted tires of having to take long trips to New Jersey to see Stella and is aghast when she tells him she wants to live there once they marry - resulting in a row. Meanwhile, Robin hands in her notice but has to grovel for her job back when she is turned down at an interview for another position
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:00am
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Stakeout
Season 2 Episode 11/23

Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, Jeffords uses Santiago and Gina for inspiration when he writes a book about his daughters, and Captain Holt's nephew visits Brooklyn and makes an instant impression on Diaz. Comedy, guest starring Kyra Sedgwick and Nick Cannon
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
11:30am
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Beach House
Season 2 Episode 12/23

The team visits Boyle's beach house on a detectives-only getaway, but Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt along. The host helps Diaz to send romantic texts to her new boyfriend Marcus, while Gina amuses herself by trying to get Santiago drunk. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
12:00pm
Film Astro Boy (2009)
An inventor living in a futuristic city creates a robot in the image of his dead son, but later rejects him. As the mechanical child tries to find his place in the world, he attracts the attention of the power-mad president, who wants to use him as a weapon. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voices of Freddie Highmore and Nicolas Cage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:50pm
Toy Story Toons
Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation
Season 1 Episode 1/3

Bonnie and her family take a winter break in Hawaii. Hoping to be taken along, Barbie and Ken try to stow away in a backpack but are ultimately left behind, much to their disappointment. Woody, Buzz and the gang are inspired to recreate a perfect Hawaiian holiday for their two friends so they can have their first kiss on the beach at sunset. Short animation with the characters from the Toy Story films, featuring the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack and Michael Keaton
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 10
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Staircase Implementation
Season 3 Episode 22/23

The comedy flashes back to reveal how Sheldon saved the lives of his pals, and looks at the origins of his friendship with Leonard seven years previously, as well as explaining the housemates' agreement. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Beta Test Initiation
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Leonard and Penny continue testing their rekindled relationship using an innovative system to report discrepancies. Howard and Bernadette begin to worry when Raj starts treating his new phone like a person, while Sheldon and Amy try to achieve internet fame by creating a video podcast about flags
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The 43 Peculiarity
Season 6 Episode 8/24

The friends try to solve the mystery of Sheldon's post-lunch activities, following him to a secret room where they discover how he chills out. Elsewhere, Leonard is jealous when Penny starts texting a classmate, but things quickly change when Alex gets flirty with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Romance Resonance
Season 7 Episode 6/24

Sheldon stumbles upon a major scientific breakthrough, causing him to feel like a fraud, while Penny steps up her game with Leonard after seeing Howard make a romantic gesture to Bernadette. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Gorilla Dissolution
Season 7 Episode 23/24

Penny gets fired from the movie, prompting her to take a serious look at her life. Raj receives advice from Sheldon after he sees Emily on a date with another man at the cinema, while Howard's mother breaks her leg. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Matrimonial Momentum
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman when he was away on his North Sea research expedition. After driving all the way to Las Vegas, she must now decide whether she wants to go through with the wedding. Back home, Sheldon doesn't know how to act after Amy tells him she wants them to take a relationship break
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Opening Night Excitation
Season 9 Episode 11/24

After more than five years of dating, Sheldon and Amy spend their first night together, while Leonard, Howard and Raj must decide who will take their extra Star Wars movie ticket. Plus, Sheldon's Obi-Wan advises him on his difficult relationship decisions. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with recurring guest star Bob Newhart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Valentino Submergence
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine's Day episode of Fun with Flags, while Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette discover a surprise in their hot tub, and Raj is torn between Emily and a girl he met at the Comic Bookstore. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Positive Negative Reaction
Season 9 Episode 16/24

When Bernadette shares some news, the groups' reactions are not what she expected, with Wolowitz freaking out about her announcement. Comedy, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory: Big Moments: The Celebration Experimentation
Season 9 Episode 17/24

In the 200th episode of the comedy, the gang finally celebrates Sheldon's birthday after more than nine years together, with the help of a few special guests. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with guest appearances from Adam West, Wil Wheaton and Stephen Hawking
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Scott is heartbroken by cancelled plans, and Mercedes discovers Ryan's secret stash. Meanwhile, Kim is caught out by Oscar, Louis rethinks Simone's request and Sally gets a shock
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Baby Daddy
The Third Wheeler
Season 6 Episode 6/

Ben takes Riley away for a hike in the woods to give her a break from an overprotective Danny, while Bonnie and Tucker search for evidence that may get Brad released from jail
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Discovery Dissipation
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Sheldon is bothered by the attention he receives in the wake of his heavy element discovery, but is taken aback when his work is disproved by Leonard. Meanwhile, Raj makes Howard and Bernadette feel inadequate when he stays with them for a week and is the perfect house guest
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cooper Extraction
Season 7 Episode 11/24

Sheldon leaves for Texas when his sister goes into labour. While he is away, the rest of the friends decorate for Christmas and reflect on how much he has changed their lives. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 7/12

Harry plans a raucous country party, where he intends to charm Ella behind Julius's back, while Fredrik hears about Olivia's recent dalliances and asks Mimi out on a date
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
10:00pm
Empire
Love Is a Smoke
Season 3 Episode 14/18

Unexpected news from Cookie makes Lucious uneasy about the future and Giuliana persuades him to comply with her plans. Anika and Tariq come up with a new scheme
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Intimacy Acceleration
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Sheldon and Penny agree to participate in an unusual experiment, and Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily spend the evening trying to escape from a `zombie'. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette run into trouble at the airport after returning from Mrs Wolowitz's funeral. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Colonisation Application
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Trouble arises when Amy learns that Sheldon has applied for a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Meanwhile, Leonard surprises Penny with a gift, and Raj decides to snoop around Emily's flat after she is called back to work during their evening together. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
First Dates
Season 4 Episode 13/16

Transsexual Charlie hopes to use his Irish charm to win the affections of 22-year-old Charlotte, who claims to have no gender boundaries. How will she feel when he tells her his secret? Retired market trader Billy (82) has his work cut out trying to tame divorced aromatherapist Sandra, and 20-year-old Rhys struggles to get a word in when he sits down for a date with chatty nanny Georgia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
1:00am
Gogglebox
Season 6 Episode 9/15

The nation's favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they watched in early November, 2015, including SAS: Who Dares Wins, The Great Pottery Throw Down, The Hunt, University Challenge, Antiques Roadshow and the News. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively - sometimes emotional - discussions from the comfort of their own homes. Narrated by Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.1
2:05am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 7/12

Harry plans a raucous country party, where he intends to charm Ella behind Julius's back, while Fredrik hears about Olivia's recent dalliances and asks Mimi out on a date
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
3:00am
Empire
Love Is a Smoke
Season 3 Episode 14/18

Unexpected news from Cookie makes Lucious uneasy about the future and Giuliana persuades him to comply with her plans. Anika and Tariq come up with a new scheme
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
3:45am
New Girl
Hubbedy Bubby
Season 6 Episode 2/22

Winston teaches Nick the art of modern phone sex, while Jess and Cece try to recruit voters for the upcoming presidential election, so they can win a bet with Schmidt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:05am
Rules of Engagement
Refusing to Budget
Season 5 Episode 11/24

After taking a job as a hostess at a restaurant, Audrey has to pretend she still works at the magazine when an old friend asks her for a favour. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Russell adjust to life without his trust fund, and Adam discovers Jen finds him too talkative
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 6.2
4:25am
Rules of Engagement
Little Bummer Boy
Season 5 Episode 12/24

Audrey joins Jeff at his company Christmas party, where they compete to see who is funnier. Elsewhere, the friends struggle to understand Russell's efforts to make everyone miserable until he makes a confession about his childhood. David Spade stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 6.2
4:45am
Melissa & Joey
Bad Influence
Season 3 Episode 12/16

When Joe and Ryder sell some of Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item that she wants to get back. Desperate to reclaim it, Mel and Joe turn to crime to achieve their aims. Elsewhere, Lennox discovers that her new pen pal wants to meet her in person. Comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
5:05am
Charmed
Rewitched
Season 8 Episode 5/22

Billie puts the sisters in jeopardy when she alerts a suspicious policeman to their existence while trying to save an innocent. Supernatural drama, with Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6

Tue 2 May

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Mercedes and Lily support Scott, while Simone makes a life-changing decision. Elsewhere, Neeta once again helps Sally with dating, and Ryan gets up to no good
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Marbs
Season 14 Episode 7/30

The reality road trip continues along the Spanish coast as the battle for alpha male heats up when the group take part in beach wrestling, before being tested at a waterfall abseil
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
6:55am
Baby Daddy
Play It Again, Bonnie
Season 3 Episode 13/21

Bonnie realises how much she misses her ex-boyfriend Brad, so enlists Tucker's help to arrange a reunion. However when the former flame announces he still has feelings for her, Ben's misguided advice leads to him making a rash decision. Starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Tahj Mowry and Melissa Peterman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:30am
Baby Daddy
Livin' on a Prom
Season 3 Episode 14/21

Bonnie feels unappreciated for all the work she does for the boys and Emma, and decides to go on strike. However, Ben soon realises how much he needs his mother's help, and comes up with a way to get back into her good books
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:55am
Rules of Engagement
Uh-Oh It's Magic
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Audrey tries to forge a deeper connection with Brenda, who agreed to be her surrogate, by arranging for her and Jeff to go on a double date with the woman and her girlfriend Becky. However, a big secret threatens to ruin the evening. Russell regrets taking his latest date to a magic show, and Adam tries to demonstrate his DIY prowess. Guest starring magician Criss Angel
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:25am
Rules of Engagement
Singing and Dancing
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Audrey accepts a job as office manager for an internet start-up company to avoid a friend's constant intrusions, and Russell learns that Timmy has joined an a cappella group and decides to attend an audition himself
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:55am
Melissa & Joey
What Happens in Jersey - Part One
Season 3 Episode 14/16

Part one of two. Joe's dying grandmother begs him to come and visit one last time on her birthday, and to bring his wife Tiffany along. He had failed to tell his family about the divorce, so Mel is forced to take a road trip to New Jersey and pose as his ex-wife at the party. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:30am
Melissa & Joey
What Happens in Jersey - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 15/16

Part two of two. Joe's dying grandmother begs him to visit one last time on her birthday, and to bring his wife Tiffany along. He had failed to tell his family about the divorce, so Mel is forced to take a road trip to New Jersey to pose as his ex-wife at the party. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Baby Daddy
It's a Wonderful Emma
Season 4 Episode 22/22

As Christmas approaches, Ben grows grumpier about all the fuss surrounding the yuletide season, so he makes a wish that the holiday had never existed. However, when his wish is granted, he's completely unprepared for the consequences: Emma's existence is erased and everyone's lives are set on totally different courses
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:30am
Baby Daddy
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Note
Season 4 Episode 1/22

Ben starts to suspect that Riley might secretly be in love with Danny and comes up with a plan to find out the truth, while Bonnie takes extreme measures when she experiences financial problems. Comedy following the exploits of a man raising his infant daughter with help from his friends and family. Starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Intervention
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Ted prepares to move to New Jersey and argues with Marshall over who should pay a bill for the flat. The friends also reminisce about years gone by, and Barney poses as an old man. With Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Shelter Island
Season 4 Episode 5/24

After her sister is jilted four days before her wedding, Stella offers to take over the ceremony with Ted. But when their former partners turn up, old feelings are stirred. Starring Josh Radnor and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Naked
Season 1 Episode 4/24

Jess accidentally walks in on a naked Nick while he is preparing for a date and dents his self-confidence with a nervous giggle. Elsewhere, Winston becomes obsessed with learning pop-culture references. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson and Lamorne Morris, with Lake Bell
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Cece Crashes
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Cece stays the night and convinces Jess that Nick likes her as more than just a flatmate, and deals with amorous advances from Schmidt. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Hannah Simone, Jake Johnson and Max Greenfield
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Payback
Season 2 Episode 13/23

Peralta faces paying back all the money he has borrowed from his colleagues over the years, and goes to great lengths to keep a secret about Sergeant Jeffords. Santiago and Captain Holt team up to reopen the Brooklyn Broiler arson case
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
1:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Defence Rests
Season 2 Episode 14/23

When Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta, he tries to win the favour of her boss Geoffrey (guest star Chris Parnell). Meanwhile, Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Sheldon is given the chance to square off against the one actor from the Star Trek franchise he holds a grudge against - Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up on a date with one of her friends. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cornhusker Vortex
Season 3 Episode 6/23

Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends. However, he finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon, who reluctantly spent most of his childhood attending games with his father. Meanwhile, Raj is infuriated when Howard abandons him to pursue a girl at a kite-fighting contest
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Three Days of Snow
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Lily's journey home after a trip to Seattle is disrupted by a blizzard, which threatens to interfere with her routine of meeting Marshall at airports after work trips. Elsewhere, Ted and Barney offer to watch the bar at MacLaren's while they wait for their dates. Starring Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Possimpible
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Robin faces being deported back to Canada unless she can find work in seven days, and after an unsuccessful interview for a newsreader position, Barney helps her create a video to impress a TV channel. With employment on their minds, the other gang members discuss various achievements on their CVs that are irrelevant to their current careers - including Lily's hot-dog eating title. Starring Cobie Smulders, Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Det Dave Majors
Season 2 Episode 21/23

Jake is excited to work a case with the best detective in the NYPD, Dave Majors - until his colleague shares his intentions to ask Amy out on a date. Rosa's surprising fashion choice causes a stir, and Charles and Gina make an unexpected discovery. Comedy, with Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
4:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Chopper
Season 2 Episode 22/23

Holt begins to worry he is being set up for a fall by one of his superiors, and Peralta is handed the chance to work on an important case. Meanwhile, Jeffords tries to make sure his twins get a place at their chosen school. Comedy, with Andy Samberg and Terry Crews
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
5:00pm
New Girl
Bully
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Jess tries to stop one of her pupils picking on a classmate - only to become the new target of the bully's wrath. Schmidt is desperate to brag about his Valentine's Day exploits, but finds his partner is far less keen, while Nick is plunged into despair by a gift from Julia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:30pm
New Girl
Injured
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Nick injures his back during a game of touch football, so Jess takes him to see a doctor. However, an initial scan reveals a potentially serious problem, forcing him to take stock of his life. His friends, meanwhile, are unsure what they can do to help
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Bozeman Reaction
Season 3 Episode 13/23

Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled, so they work on a state-of-the-art security system in a bid to outwit any future would-be thieves. However, their plans go awry when they ensnare Penny in a net. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Einstein Approximation
Season 3 Episode 14/23

Sheldon develops a mental block and has difficulty working on a formula, so in a move inspired by Albert Einstein he gets a job at the Cheesecake Factory diner to try to revive his creativity - and despite Penny's objections, proves surprisingly effective in the role. Guest starring Yeardley Smith (The Simpsons)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Esther and Grace have a huge row about Kim, Sally books a holiday for her and Neeta, and Scott hits rock bottom. Elsewhere, Darren and Tom's driving lesson takes a nasty turn as they almost run over Kyle
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Black-ish
Just Christmas, Baby
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Zoey is college-bound, so Dre sets out to create the best family Christmas ever, while Bow babysits Gigi's newborn and remembers how difficult mothering a baby is
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.1
8:00pm
The Goldbergs
Fonzie Scheme
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Murray is honoured as one of the area's top businessmen, Beverly's attempt to help her husband find a hobby backfires, and Erica comes to Barry's rescue
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
The Goldbergs
Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Adam makes an action movie, but an unlikely replacement steps in when Barry goes missing for playing the lead. Comedy, starring Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Tattoo Artist of the Year
E4's Tattoo Artist of the Year
Season 1 Episode 5/6

It is semi-final day, and guest judge Sam Ford challenges the five remaining artists to produce their finest watercolour-style tattoos
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:00pm
Bizarre ER
Season 1 Episode 8/

Featuring a carpenter who nailed his hand to a plank of wood, and a woman who crushed her thumb in her boyfriend's car door. Narrated by Tom Davis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Leftover Thermalisation
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Leonard is upset when a magazine fails to mention him in an article about the paper he co-wrote with Sheldon. Meanwhile, a blackout at Mrs Wolowitz's home leads to a final family dinner in her honour. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Skywalker Incursion
Season 8 Episode 19/24

When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at UC Berkeley, they decide to take a detour and try to meet one of their idols - Star Wars director George Lucas. Meanwhile, Raj and Amy offer to settle a dispute with a game of table tennis. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 1 Episode 9/9

The team meets Will, who needs Lou's help covering a famous face in an intimate place, and Jay assists glamour model Gigi, who has the initials of two exes on her chest. Fellow customer Chris has a tattoo dedicated to his best friend's mum, and Anya also needs assistance as she drunkenly got a matching tattoo with a guy she met on holiday, but has no idea who he is. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.5
1:05am
Gogglebox
Season 4 Episode 12/12

The nation's most opinionated critics provide commentary on their TV viewing, including Bond film Casino Royale, quiz show Catchphrase, the final of singing competition The X Factor, James Nesbitt thriller The Missing, home cooking show Nigellissima, and comedy from Morecambe and Wise, as well as the biggest news stories. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. First aired in December 2014
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.1
2:05am
Tattoo Artist of the Year
E4's Tattoo Artist of the Year
Season 1 Episode 5/6

It is semi-final day, and guest judge Sam Ford challenges the five remaining artists to produce their finest watercolour-style tattoos
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00am
The Goldbergs
Fonzie Scheme
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Murray is honoured as one of the area's top businessmen, Beverly's attempt to help her husband find a hobby backfires, and Erica comes to Barry's rescue
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
3:20am
Black-ish
Just Christmas, Baby
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Zoey is college-bound, so Dre sets out to create the best family Christmas ever, while Bow babysits Gigi's newborn and remembers how difficult mothering a baby is
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.1
3:45am
Rules of Engagement
Uh-Oh It's Magic
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Audrey tries to forge a deeper connection with Brenda, who agreed to be her surrogate, by arranging for her and Jeff to go on a double date with the woman and her girlfriend Becky. However, a big secret threatens to ruin the evening. Russell regrets taking his latest date to a magic show, and Adam tries to demonstrate his DIY prowess. Guest starring magician Criss Angel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 6.2
4:05am
Rules of Engagement
Singing and Dancing
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Audrey accepts a job as office manager for an internet start-up company to avoid a friend's constant intrusions, and Russell learns that Timmy has joined an a cappella group and decides to attend an audition himself
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:30am
Melissa & Joey
Teach Your Children
Season 3 Episode 13/16

Joe begins dating Candice (Krista Allen), the mother of one of the students he is tutoring, and devises an alternative payment plan for her. However, he winds up earning himself a bad reputation among the other mothers in the neighbourhood. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
4:50am
Charmed
Kill Billie: Vol 1
Season 8 Episode 6/22

Billie suffers painful childhood flashbacks while fighting a demon and decides to confide in the sisters. Meanwhile, Paige turns to the Elders for help in dealing with the media, and Phoebe admits to Dex that she is a witch. Starring Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6

Wed 3 May

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Scott is heartbroken by cancelled plans, and Mercedes discovers Ryan's secret stash. Meanwhile, Kim is caught out by Oscar, Louis rethinks Simone's request and Sally gets a shock
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Marbs
Season 14 Episode 8/30

The coach arrives in Denia in the province of Alicante, where Brendan introduces the group to Segway polo, before his nerves are tested with an accident during a cycle tour
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
6:55am
Baby Daddy
From Here to Paternity
Season 3 Episode 15/21

Now that she knows the truth about Margot, Riley decides to look for her biological father too, and uses her parents' high-school yearbook as a guide. With a little help from Ben, she narrows down the possible candidates to an easy-going pastry chef and a high-flying lawyer. Comedy, starring Chelsea Kane and Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:30am
Baby Daddy
Curious Georgie
Season 3 Episode 16/21

Riley looks forward to meeting Philip's sister when she visits from England, but her excitement vanishes when it becomes clear his sibling is unimpressed with his taste in girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny's contract negotiations with the Rangers are put in jeopardy. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:55am
Rules of Engagement
Jeff Day
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Jeff takes a day off to have some time for himself, but things do not go as planned. Audrey discovers her bosses may not be cut out for the job during her first day at work, and Adam and Jennifer agree to change their wedding date
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:30am
Rules of Engagement
Zygote
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Jeff and Audrey begin the egg implantation process with their surrogate Brenda - but Audrey soon becomes frustrated at Jeff's attitude. Elsewhere, Adam steals Jeff's steak delivery, while Russell and Timmy date professional basketball players and ponder the benefits of flings with no strings attached
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:55am
Melissa & Joey
A New Kind of Christmas
Season 3 Episode 16/16

Mel is excited about the prospect of spending Christmas with her sister Meredith, who is on a home visit from prison. However, the festivities turn frosty when Joe realises that he may have to share the holiday season with the woman responsible for wrecking his career. Guest starring Jaime Pressly (My Name Is Earl)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:30am
Melissa & Joey
A Decent Proposal
Season 4 Episode 1/21

Joe plans to admit his feelings for Mel after their romantic night in New Jersey, but is stopped when he finds out her ex-boyfriend Austin wants to give the relationship a second chance. Meanwhile, Ryder makes himself sick through his own cooking
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Baby Daddy
I See Crazy People
Season 4 Episode 2/22

Riley doubts her future with Ben after a psychic reading suggests their relationship is doomed. Ben tries to convince her that they are soulmates, but realises he knows very little about what makes her happy. Tucker does his best to persuade Bonnie to move out of the flat, while Danny asks Bonnie's ex-boyfriend Brad to help him cover up the failure of his Paris adventure
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:30am
Baby Daddy
Mugging for the Camera
Season 4 Episode 3/22

Danny saves the day when Ben and Riley are mugged - but cannot take any of the credit because he is still pretending that he lives in Paris. Tucker realises that such a great human interest story gives him the perfect opportunity to save his job on Mary Hart's TV show, so he invites Ben and Riley to appear on the programme to talk about their experience. Mary Hart guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Happily Ever After
Season 4 Episode 6/24

The gang fears Ted is repressing his feelings about getting left at the altar after discovering he has drawn up a map of places he can go without bumping into Stella. However, when the friends then visit a `safe' restaurant, they are horrified to discover she is there too - and after diving under the table to hide, each of them realises there is something in their lives they are running away from
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Not a Father's Day
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Barney is relieved that a woman he slept with is not pregnant, and creates a new holiday to celebrate not being a father. However, Lily and Marshall are contemplating having children, and ask Ted and Robin to help them decide what to do
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Jess invites Paul, a fellow teacher she has a crush on, to the gang's Thanksgiving dinner party, but the proceedings do not go according to plan. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, with Justin Long (He's Just Not That into You)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Bells
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Jess is desperate to find space where her handbell quartet can practise, so she brings the members to the flat - where things take an unexpected turn when Winston reveals his hidden musical talents. Meanwhile, Nick and Schmidt become embroiled in an increasingly heated argument over DIY. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Lamorne Morris and Jake Johnson
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Windbreaker City
Season 2 Episode 15/23

Though still heartbroken over Sophia, Jake's spirits are lifted when the squad is invited to a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training simulation. Gina performs a psychological test on Holt, while Santiago and Diaz compete for a day off
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
1:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Wednesday Incident
Season 2 Episode 16/23

When Peralta notices Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with the captain's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. Boyle tries to get a confession out of an elderly bank-robbery suspect (played by Happy Days creator Garry Marshall), who pretends to be frail and adorable whenever Santiago and Diaz are around
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Guitarist Amplification
Season 3 Episode 7/23

A jealous Leonard argues with Penny when she invites one of her male friends to stay at her apartment while he is in town. Unfortunately, the row brings up unpleasant memories for Sheldon of watching his warring parents, causing even more tension between the friends. Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Season 3 Episode 8/23

Leonard, Raj and Howard go camping to watch the Leonid meteor shower, but the trip takes an unexpected turn thanks to some specially baked cookies. Meanwhile, Penny injures herself in the shower, and with the rest of the gang out of town, it's left to Sheldon to come to her aid
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Stinsons
Season 4 Episode 15/24

The friends become suspicious when Barney turns down an attractive woman, and decide to follow him home, where they discover he has hired an actress and a child actor to pretend to be his wife and son, making his mother believe he has settled down
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Sorry, Bro
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Lily and Marshall are disappointed to discover Ted is meeting his former college girlfriend, who they find pretentious, while Barney plays a prank on his friends, causing embarrassment for the gang. Guest starring Laura Prepon (That '70s Show), with Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Johnny and Dora
Season 2 Episode 23/23

Peralta and Santiago go undercover as an engaged couple in a bid to catch an identity thief, and find that the investigation brings them closer together. Meanwhile, Boyle organises a surprise birthday party for Rosa. Comedy, with Andy Samberg and Melissa Fumero
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
4:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
New Captain
Season 3 Episode 1/23

After Captain Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos - despite the best efforts of Sergeant Jeffords. meanwhile, Peralta and Santiago face the aftermath of their kiss. Kyra Sedgwick and Bill Hader guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
5:00pm
New Girl
Control
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Jess realises that Schmidt is responsible for an unfair amount of housework in the apartment, and decides to help him shoulder the burden. When her actions prove unsuccessful, she sets out to cure him of his control issues - only to push him to the other extreme
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:30pm
New Girl
Fancyman - Part One
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part one of two. Jess starts dating the charming father of one of her students, and Nick tries to buy a new mobile phone, while Schmidt and Winston begin a competitive game of bar trivia. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney (My Best Friend's Wedding)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Large Hadron Collision
Season 3 Episode 15/23

Leonard is invited to visit the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland and asks Penny to join him as a Valentine's Day treat. However, Sheldon tries to persuade the couple to allow him to take her place
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Excelsior Acquisition
Season 3 Episode 16/23

Sheldon misses an opportunity to meet Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee when he has to go to court for driving through a red light, and his anger leads to his imprisonment. Penny finds out the address of the comic-book writer and takes Sheldon there - but his troubles with the law have yet to reach their conclusion and the visit does not go as expected
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Mercedes tries to help Scott, but it is not enough and he break down when he gets home. Meanwhile, Darren wants to know the truth from Nancy and Kyle, Maxine breaks big news to Darcy, and Grace is feeling down after being dumped by Esther
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Goldbergs
Fonzie Scheme
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Murray is honoured as one of the area's top businessmen, Beverly's attempt to help her husband find a hobby backfires, and Erica comes to Barry's rescue
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Opening Night Excitation
Season 9 Episode 11/24

After more than five years of dating, Sheldon and Amy spend their first night together, while Leonard, Howard and Raj must decide who will take their extra Star Wars movie ticket. Plus, Sheldon's Obi-Wan advises him on his difficult relationship decisions. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with recurring guest star Bob Newhart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Separation Agitation
Season 10 Episode 21/24

Howard and Bernadette find it upsetting to leave their daughter at the nursery, while the gang's university pal Bert the geologist introduces them to his attractive new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
The 100
The Tinder Box
Season 4 Episode 5/13

Clarke is compelled to make a desperate plea to a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
10:00pm
Supernatural
The Memory Remains
Season 12 Episode 18/23

When Sam and Dean investigate the case of a missing person, the primary witness insists that the victim was attacked by a man who had the head of a goat
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Fortification Implementation
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Howard finds out that he has a half-brother, Sheldon and Amy have a platonic sleepover, and Penny gets an offer to audition for a Kevin Smith film. American comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Communication Deterioration
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Raj is asked to create a message on the off-chance a Nasa mission discovers alien life, and the guys fight over what he should do. Meanwhile, Penny contemplates returning to acting. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Kunal Nayyar
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 2 Episode 1/15

The studio's patrons include Vicky, who survived a terrible rollercoaster accident and hopes to celebrate her family with an animal tribute tattoo. Alice covers a likeness of a cringeworthy celebrity crush for Abby, who has now gone off her unlikely dream man, while Jordan wants to camouflage the tattoo he got to win an argument, and calls on Jay to create an RAF tribute to his grandfather
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.5
1:05am
Rude Tube
Total Fails
Season 4 Episode 2/8

Alex Zane presents a countdown of 50 internet video hits in which the subjects' attempts to perform stunts or otherwise show off their skills end in unmitigated disaster. Footage includes a crying wrestling fan and an aspiring rapper who passes out
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
2:05am
The 100
The Tinder Box
Season 4 Episode 5/13

Clarke is compelled to make a desperate plea to a former allied force in an attempt to avoid a war and ensure the survival of her people
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
2:50am
Supernatural
The Memory Remains
Season 12 Episode 18/23

When Sam and Dean investigate the case of a missing person, the primary witness insists that the victim was attacked by a man who had the head of a goat
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.7
3:35am
Rules of Engagement
Jeff Day
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Jeff takes a day off to have some time for himself, but things do not go as planned. Audrey discovers her bosses may not be cut out for the job during her first day at work, and Adam and Jennifer agree to change their wedding date
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 6.2
3:55am
Rules of Engagement
Zygote
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Jeff and Audrey begin the egg implantation process with their surrogate Brenda - but Audrey soon becomes frustrated at Jeff's attitude. Elsewhere, Adam steals Jeff's steak delivery, while Russell and Timmy date professional basketball players and ponder the benefits of flings with no strings attached
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:20am
Melissa & Joey
What Happens in Jersey - Part One
Season 3 Episode 14/16

Part one of two. Joe's dying grandmother begs him to come and visit one last time on her birthday, and to bring his wife Tiffany along. He had failed to tell his family about the divorce, so Mel is forced to take a road trip to New Jersey and pose as his ex-wife at the party. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 4.5
4:40am
Charmed
The Lost Picture Show
Season 8 Episode 7/22

Paige's return to her social work job is put on hold following the re-emergence of Sam, her Whitelighter father. Piper and Leo consult a magical marriage counsellor, who swaps their bodies, so they can see things through each other's eyes. Starring Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6

Thu 4 May

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Esther and Grace have a huge row about Kim, Sally books a holiday for her and Neeta, and Scott hits rock bottom. Elsewhere, Darren and Tom's driving lesson takes a nasty turn as they almost run over Kyle
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Marbs
Season 14 Episode 9/30

Day nine sees Brendan and the travellers go wild on jet skis, before relaxing at a luxury spa
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
6:55am
Baby Daddy
Flirty Dancing
Season 3 Episode 17/21

Riley gives Ben and Danny the time capsules they made at school, which causes everyone to reflect on what they have achieved in their lives so far. Meanwhile Bonnie is not happy when some unwanted attendees turn up at her dance class. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:30am
Baby Daddy
Baby Steps
Season 3 Episode 18/21

Ben is disappointed when he misses Emma's first steps so Bonnie, Tucker and Riley try to recreate the moment for him. However, the activity causes the group to contemplate how much their lives have changed since the child's arrival. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:55am
Rules of Engagement
Anniversary Chicken
Season 5 Episode 18/24

Jeff's plans for his wedding anniversary backfire when he tries to prove Audrey has forgotten about the all-important day. Elsewhere, Timmy is paid by Russell to act as his translator on a date with an Italian girl, but soon tires of his assignment
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:30am
Rules of Engagement
Beating the System
Season 5 Episode 20/24

Jeff and Audrey are pleased to discover that Brenda is pregnant, but Jeff's hopes of avoiding the surrogate's mood swings are soon dashed. Meanwhile, Jen starts to plan her and Adam's wedding and finds his suggestions unhelpful - but then Timmy steps in to organise the event
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:55am
Melissa & Joey
Independence Day
Season 4 Episode 2/21

Zander asks Lennox to work with him on a creative project, despite the fact their relationship is currently on hold. Meanwhile, Mel believes it is a good idea for her and Joe to take their new relationship slowly - but he upsets her when he gets another job and moves out of the house. Family comedy starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:30am
Melissa & Joey
The New Deal
Season 4 Episode 3/21

Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents the pair spending time together. She sneaks over to see him at work, but runs the risk of getting him fired. Meanwhile, Ryder witnesses a robbery and discovers that his interview with the local news team has been turned into a video that has gone viral. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Baby Daddy
Over My Dead Bonnie
Season 4 Episode 4/22

A nervous Danny is offered a cameo role on a popular daytime TV show - and when he charms one of the leading actresses, she decides to make him her new love interest. Tucker and Ben come up with an inventive way to get Bonnie out of their flat and back into her own
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:30am
Baby Daddy
The Mother of All Dates
Season 4 Episode 5/22

Bonnie gets depressed about all the losers she has been dating, so Ben and Danny compete to see who can pair her up with the perfect guy. Determined to beat his big brother at something, Ben arranges for Bonnie to date one of his customers, while Danny sets her up with Ben's boss. Meanwhile, Riley and Tucker find themselves involved in their neighbour Sondra's marital problems. Starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Woooo!
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Barney tries to persuade his boss to hire Ted to redesign the office building, while an unemployed Robin starts hanging out with `woo girls', a name the gang members give to single women who shout a lot on nights out. Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
The Fight
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ted and Barney receive an ego boost after getting into a fight at MacLaren's - but when the losers try to sue them, they are forced to admit the embarrassing truth about what really happened. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
The 23rd
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Jess worries about whether to buy Paul a more expensive Christmas present after he surprises her with a lavish gift. The flatmates attend Schmidt's work party and, as the only male in the office, he has been forced to dress up as a sexy Santa yet again. Nick is determined not to miss his flight home for the holidays for the fifth year in a row - but a crisis among his friends places his plans in jeopardy. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
The Story of the 50
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday party are ruined when he loses the reservation for a party bus, so Jess organises a last-minute bash with her socially awkward vice principal Tanya - and acquires the use of a yellow school bus. Nick's new girlfriend is determined to come along and meet his friends, unless he can stop her. Comedy, starring Max Greenfield and Zooey Deschanel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Boyle-Linetti Wedding
Season 2 Episode 17/23

As the wedding of Gina's mother and Boyle's father arrives, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the big day. However, Peralta and Santiago get sidetracked chasing a criminal, and Jeffords struggles to officiate at the ceremony. Comedy, guest starring Sandra Bernhard and Nick Cannon
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
1:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Captain Peralta
Season 2 Episode 18/23

Jake's seldom-seen father Roger arrives to spend some time with his son, but Charles is sceptical of his true motives. Meanwhile, Holt tests Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with a near-impossible brain teaser in exchange for tickets to a Beyonce concert. Guest starring Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Vengeance Formulation
Season 3 Episode 9/23

Howard's fear of commitment causes him to avoid Bernadette, but he soon realises he has made a mistake and tries to compensate for it. Meanwhile, Kripke plays a prank during a radio interview with Sheldon, who sets out to get revenge, only to be caught by the Dean. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with an appearance by Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) as herself
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Gorilla Experiment
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Bernadette asks Leonard about his physics experiment, making Howard so jealous that she threatens to end their relationship. Penny also feels put out by the situation, and asks Sheldon to teach her about science. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Melissa Rauch star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Front Porch
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Karen breaks up with Ted, who later discovers that Lily deliberately sabotaged their relationship by making it appear that he had been unfaithful - and has also interfered in his previous relationships. Meanwhile, Barney and Marshall discuss the merits of pyjamas. Guest starring Laura Prepon (That '70s Show)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Old King Clancy
Season 4 Episode 18/24

After discovering the Goliath National Bank has changed its mind about building a new office, Marshall and Barney lie to Ted to spare his feelings as his company was due to design the premises - only for him to be sacked after cutbacks are made. Meanwhile, the friends try to prise information out of Robin when they learn she almost spent a night with a Canadian celebrity
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Funeral
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The division incurs another personnel change that threatens to put Jake and Amy's budding relationship at risk. Meanwhile, Terry assists Holt with an important public relations matter and Rosa and Gina try to convince Charles to rethink his affection for a fellow officer. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
4:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Boyle's Hunch
Season 3 Episode 3/23

Jake thinks Boyle might have met his soulmate in Genevieve, an art gallery owner, and tries to set the pair up on a date. Meanwhile, Rosa deals with an intra-precinct theft and Amy seeks Holt's help with an image campaign. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
5:00pm
New Girl
Kids
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Jess agrees to look after Russell's daughter while he is out of town, and does her best to demonstrate good mothering skills. However, his ex-wife Ouli (guest star Jeanne Tripplehorn) is unhappy with the arrangement. Winston's boss torments him on the way to an important talk-show appearance, Cece is terrified that she might be pregnant, and Nick has to defend his new relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:30pm
New Girl
Tomatoes
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Jess witnesses an argument between Russell and his ex-wife Ouli (Dermot Mulroney and Jeanne Tripplehorn) and worries that her own relationship with him does not have the same sexual tension. Cece encourages Schmidt to date Nadia, and Nick devotes time to cultivating his vegetables in the rooftop garden
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Precious Fragmentation
Season 3 Episode 17/23

The friends fight over a ring they believe was used in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy. Leonard hopes to return the item to its rightful owner - but Raj wishes to sell it so he can buy a jet ski, and Sheldon develops a Gollum-like obsession with the precious object
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pants Alternative
Season 3 Episode 18/23

Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize by the university and worries about the speech he will have to make when collecting the award. Penny and Raj try to build up his confidence - with little success
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Esther realises that Kim is going after Grace when she finds Kim's lair in the attic, and Darcy uses Toby to sabotage Maxine and Adam's plans. Meanwhile, Lisa suggests Simone run for the local council, and Nancy opens up to Darren
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Separation Agitation
Season 10 Episode 21/24

Howard and Bernadette find it upsetting to leave their daughter at the nursery, while the gang's university pal Bert the geologist introduces them to his attractive new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cognition Regeneration
Season 10 Episode 22/24

Penny considers taking a new job - but Leonard is not thrilled to learn it has been offered to her by her former boyfriend Zack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
Kevin Can Wait
Chore Weasel
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Kevin wants to play football with his friends - so he secretly hires someone to do his jobs while he has fun. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
9:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Last Ride
Season 4 Episode 15/22

Jake and Charles search for a bike thief on what may be their last case together. Crime comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
9:30pm
New Girl
Single and Sufficient
Season 6 Episode 3/22

Jess and members of her singles group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a glamping trip. Nick struggles with the next chapter of his novel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
10:00pm
The Inbetweeners
The Field Trip
Season 2 Episode 1/6

The gang goes on the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage, during which Neil tries his hardest to avoid the advances of over-friendly teacher Mr Kennedy. Meanwhile, Will takes a shine to new girl Lauren - but she is only interested in Simon. Comedy, starring Simon Bird
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
10:35pm
The Inbetweeners
Work Experience
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Will is unhappy about being forced by Mr Gilbert to take a work experience job at a garage due to a mix-up that sees Neil joining a newspaper. Meanwhile, Jay sorts out a placement for himself and Simon at his father's plant hire company. Starring Simon Bird and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
11:05pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Graduation Transmission
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Howard questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly. A cancelled flight almost stops Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school, while Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:35pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Maternal Combustion
Season 8 Episode 23/24

There is a clash of personalities when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet, while Howard finally decides to do his fair share of the housework - but not without a little help from his friends. Guest starring Christine Baranski and Laurie Metcalf
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 2 Episode 3/15

The team helps Steve, who wants to cover scarring from a house fire with a Celtic knot design and Danny, whose portrait of rapper Tupac did not turn out as expected. The studio is also visited by Amy who wants rid of her embarrassing marriage proposal and Kelly, who has to wear make up to cover a tattoo on her neck
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.5
1:05am
Rude Tube
Epic Skills
Season 4 Episode 3/8

Alex Zane counts down 50 videos featuring people who have gained notoriety for their skills. Clips include a worker in a chicken shop, a magnetic boy, a freestyle canoe performance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Double Dream Hands
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
2:05am
The Inbetweeners
The Field Trip
Season 2 Episode 1/6

The gang goes on the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage, during which Neil tries his hardest to avoid the advances of over-friendly teacher Mr Kennedy. Meanwhile, Will takes a shine to new girl Lauren - but she is only interested in Simon. Comedy, starring Simon Bird
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
2:35am
The Inbetweeners
Work Experience
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Will is unhappy about being forced by Mr Gilbert to take a work experience job at a garage due to a mix-up that sees Neil joining a newspaper. Meanwhile, Jay sorts out a placement for himself and Simon at his father's plant hire company. Starring Simon Bird and Blake Harrison
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
3:00am
Kevin Can Wait
Chore Weasel
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Kevin wants to play football with his friends - so he secretly hires someone to do his jobs while he has fun. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
3:25am
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Last Ride
Season 4 Episode 15/22

Jake and Charles search for a bike thief on what may be their last case together. Crime comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
3:45am
New Girl
Single and Sufficient
Season 6 Episode 3/22

Jess and members of her singles group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a glamping trip. Nick struggles with the next chapter of his novel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
4:05am
Rules of Engagement
Anniversary Chicken
Season 5 Episode 18/24

Jeff's plans for his wedding anniversary backfire when he tries to prove Audrey has forgotten about the all-important day. Elsewhere, Timmy is paid by Russell to act as his translator on a date with an Italian girl, but soon tires of his assignment
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:30am
Rules of Engagement
Beating the System
Season 5 Episode 20/24

Jeff and Audrey are pleased to discover that Brenda is pregnant, but Jeff's hopes of avoiding the surrogate's mood swings are soon dashed. Meanwhile, Jen starts to plan her and Adam's wedding and finds his suggestions unhelpful - but then Timmy steps in to organise the event
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:50am
Melissa & Joey
What Happens in Jersey - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 15/16

Part two of two. Joe's dying grandmother begs him to visit one last time on her birthday, and to bring his wife Tiffany along. He had failed to tell his family about the divorce, so Mel is forced to take a road trip to New Jersey to pose as his ex-wife at the party. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
5:10am
Charmed
Battle of the Hexes
Season 8 Episode 8/22

When Phoebe and Billie embark on their first Homeland Security case, they discover a mysterious belt that gives Billie superpowers. Her new abilities attract the attention of a female demon who decides to use them for her own ends, while Piper and Leo embark on a frantic search for a band to play at the club. Starring Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6

Fri 5 May

6:00am
Hollyoaks
Mercedes tries to help Scott, but it is not enough and he break down when he gets home. Meanwhile, Darren wants to know the truth from Nancy and Kyle, Maxine breaks big news to Darcy, and Grace is feeling down after being dumped by Esther
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Marbs
Season 14 Episode 10/30

The coach arrives in Benidorm, where one tourist proves a big hit with the local women at a candle-making class and there are several more big hits on the go-kart track
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
6:55am
Baby Daddy
Foos It or Lose It
Season 3 Episode 19/21

Bonnie sells the table football game to a student fraternity as part of her plan to `baby proof' the apartment, unaware that Ben was using it as a hiding place for Emma's college tuition money. Meanwhile, Riley is not happy that Danny is going out with the sister of her ex-boyfriend. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:30am
Baby Daddy
All Aboard the Love Train
Season 3 Episode 20/21

Riley decides to travel by train to her family reunion in Florida, so Ben volunteers to tag along, seeing it as the perfect opportunity for them to rekindle their romance. When Tucker gets the chance to co-host a television show, he asks Bonnie for help with his audition tape. Comedy, starring Jean-Luc Bilodeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
7:55am
Rules of Engagement
The Jeff Photo
Season 5 Episode 21/24

Audrey discovers a picture of Jeff at an art gallery and this inspires him to get fit again, while Adam is also taken with the photo and decides to have a professional shoot with Jen. Elsewhere, Audrey encourages Liz to have a good time dating instead of becoming obsessed with finding a potential husband
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:30am
Rules of Engagement
Double Down
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Jeff and Audrey panic when Brenda reveals that the ultrasound scan suggests they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party to help Timmy impress a girl
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:55am
Melissa & Joey
Feel the Burn
Season 4 Episode 4/21

After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose some weight before she gorges on the gourmet meal - and she even manages to persuade Joe to teach the class. Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander try to sell their web series. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:30am
Melissa & Joey
Plus One
Season 4 Episode 5/21

Mel receives some bad publicity due to Joe when he shares too much with the press at a function, while Ryder decides to ask Stella out on a date, and Lennox and Zander make a big decision about their future
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Baby Daddy
House of Cards
Season 4 Episode 6/22

Tucker's latest failed relationship prompts him to focus on the one that got away - his college girlfriend Olivia. In an effort to cheer their friend up, Ben and Danny track Olivia down in the hope of reuniting the lovebirds, but when Tucker meets Olivia he gets a big surprise. Elsewhere, ambitious Riley gets into trouble when she overuses her corporate credit card to network and pull in new clients
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:30am
Baby Daddy
An Officer and a Gentle Ben
Season 4 Episode 7/22

Fleet Week sees Bonnie meet up with handsome Captain Hudson, with whom she has a yearly fling, but she gets into a panic when he proposes to her. Ben and Riley make an effort to define their relationship but keep getting their wires crossed. Riley's colleague Robyn takes a fancy to Danny and asks Riley to set them up on a date
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
11:00am
How I Met Your Mother
Little Minnesota
Season 4 Episode 11/24

While Marshall and Robin feel homesick during Christmas in New York, Ted's apparently immature younger sister Heather arrives in the city, and he tries to keep her and Barney apart, fearing they will sleep together. Starring Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
How I Met Your Mother
Benefits
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Ted and Robin start having casual sex, so Barney tries to resolve their domestic issues to stop them sleeping together. Meanwhile, Marshall begins to feel uncomfortable about using the toilet at work. Starring Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:00pm
New Girl
Jess and Julia
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Julia tells Nick she does not want to put a label on their relationship, leaving him anxious and disappointed, and she also annoys Jess by refusing to help her get out of paying for a parking ticket. Winston tries to impress a former date, while Schmidt is determined to find out why his towel is always damp. Comedy, starring Lizzy Caplan, Jake Johnson and Zooey Deschanel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
12:30pm
New Girl
Valentine's Day
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Jess decides to mark her first Valentine's Day as a single woman by going on a meaningless date with a stranger and asks Schmidt to help her find a suitable candidate. Nick's romantic plans are ruined when Julia is overwhelmed with work, while Winston gets a second chance to impress Shelby. Guest starring Ryan Kwanten (True Blood) and Clark Duke (Hot Tub Time Machine)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
1:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Sabotage
Season 2 Episode 19/23

Santiago and Diaz investigate Jake's claim that somebody is trying to sabotage his professional life and get him dismissed. Boyle partners up with Hitchcock and Scully to solve a tough case, while Jeffords lies to Gina claiming he and Holt attended her dance troupe's performance. Chris Parnell guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
1:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
AC/DC
Season 2 Episode 20/23

Jake badly injures himself while chasing down a suspect, but then refuses to take time off from work to recover. Holt and Rosa have an awkward dinner date with their significant others, so they invite Amy and Gina along as well. Andy Samberg stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Maternal Congruence
Season 3 Episode 11/23

Leonard's mother visits and he is horrified to learn that Sheldon knows more than he does about his own family, including his parents' impending divorce and the death of his dog. Guest starring Christine Baranski
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Psychic Vortex
Season 3 Episode 12/23

Raj lusts after a girl he and Sheldon meet at a university party, and Leonard comes to regret airing his disapproval of Penny's belief in psychics. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Murtaugh
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Ted writes a list of things the friends are too old to do, but Barney - freshly banned from playing laser tag - sets out to perform each activity to prove him wrong. Elsewhere, Marshall's tough streak emerges during a game of basketball, filling Lily with misgivings. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Mosbius Designs
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Ted sets up an architecture company in his apartment - but progress is hampered by the stationery order taking priority over his clients. When his intern starts sleeping with Robin, Barney becomes upset and confesses his feelings to Marshall, who takes it on himself to save the day. American sitcom, starring Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Oolong Slayer
Season 3 Episode 4/23

While investigating a serial killer, Peralta enlists Holt's help in an attempt to solve the case without the new captain finding out. Diaz and Santiago are forced to deal with the murderer's demands, while Jeffords discovers a new obsession. Comedy, guest starring Kyra Sedgwick and Dean Winters, with Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
4:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Halloween, Part III
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Jake and Holt split the squad into two teams to help them win the Halloween heist contest. Each side attempts to steal the same item, a fancy-dress crown locked in a briefcase in the interrogation room in order to claim the title of `amazing detective or genius'
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
5:00pm
New Girl
Backslide
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Jess drowns her sorrows after splitting up with Russell, and finds herself spending the night with ex-boyfriend Paul (guest star Justin Long). Nick is also in danger of falling back into a former relationship, while Cece takes Schmidt to visit her grandmother (Madhur Jaffrey) in a nursing home
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
5:30pm
New Girl
See Ya
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Nick packs up his possessions in preparation for moving in with Caroline. However, he has a panic attack while taking the removal van to his new flat and carries on driving until he reaches the desert, forcing Jess and Cece to come to the rescue. Winston joins them on the trip, and faces his fear of the dark
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Wheaton Recurrence
Season 3 Episode 19/23

Leonard tells Penny he loves her, but fails to get the response he would have liked. Sheldon also finds himself competing against Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Wil Wheaton once again when the gang goes bowling - and tries to get his revenge
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Spaghetti Catalyst
Season 3 Episode 20/23

Sheldon tries to hide the fact he had dinner with Penny after she broke up with Leonard, hoping to stay friends with her. However, keeping secrets does not prove to be his strong point, and it isn't long before his deceit is exposed. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Darcy makes Adam question whether he should marry Maxine, and Simone is floored when Cindy announces that she is running against her for the local councillor position. Meanwhile, Hunter leaves his risque drawings of Neeta on her desk
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Last Ride
Season 4 Episode 15/22

Jake and Charles search for a bike thief on what may be their last case together. Crime comedy, starring Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Positive Negative Reaction
Season 9 Episode 16/24

When Bernadette shares some news, the groups' reactions are not what she expected, with Wolowitz freaking out about her announcement. Comedy, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Celebration Experimentation
Season 9 Episode 17/24

In the 200th episode of the comedy, the gang finally celebrates Sheldon's birthday after more than nine years together, with the help of a few special guests. Starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco, with guest appearances from Adam West, Wil Wheaton and Stephen Hawking
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Film Safe House (2012)
A CIA agent stationed in South Africa is sent to question a rogue operative, who has been arrested years after betraying the agency, only to be attacked by mercenaries hired to capture the fugitive. As they flee for their lives, the interrogator has to contend with not only the enemies hunting them, but also the mind games of his prisoner. Thriller, with Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
11:15pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Commitment Determination
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Sheldon presses Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding, while he also has to deal with dramatic changes in his own relationship with Amy. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:45pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Matrimonial Momentum
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman when he was away on his North Sea research expedition. After driving all the way to Las Vegas, she must now decide whether she wants to go through with the wedding. Back home, Sheldon doesn't know how to act after Amy tells him she wants them to take a relationship break
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:15am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 2 Episode 4/15

Visitors to the studio include Georgie, who had such a wild time on holiday she commemorated the trip with a tattoo that has left her single ever since. Plus, Alice takes on Kelly's animation-inspired disaster, Sketch deals with rugby lad Connor's foot, and it's up to Jay to cover Kieran's elephant head when Alice refuses to go near the trunk
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.5
1:20am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 2 Episode 5/15

Sketch covers up Ste's shoddy Egyptian-themed tattoo that was originally done in a downstairs toilet by a Hell's Angel, while Jay is given free rein to design a cover for Jake, who has upset his girlfriend and his mother with his ill-advised ink. Amy calls on Alice to help regain her body confidence after having a mastectomy, while Harley needs the fixers' help before he wears a kilt at his wedding, and Kara needs to lose the inappropriate emoji that could cost her a place in the police force
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.5
2:20am
Tattoo Artist of the Year
E4's Tattoo Artist of the Year
Season 1 Episode 5/6

It is semi-final day, and guest judge Sam Ford challenges the five remaining artists to produce their finest watercolour-style tattoos
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:15am
Rude Tube
Utter Pranks
Alex Zane presents more funny and outrageous video clips and in this show he shares the top 50 countdown of Utter Pranks: the best tomfoolery the web has to offer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
4:05am
Rules of Engagement
The Jeff Photo
Season 5 Episode 21/24

Audrey discovers a picture of Jeff at an art gallery and this inspires him to get fit again, while Adam is also taken with the photo and decides to have a professional shoot with Jen. Elsewhere, Audrey encourages Liz to have a good time dating instead of becoming obsessed with finding a potential husband
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:30am
Rules of Engagement
Double Down
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Jeff and Audrey panic when Brenda reveals that the ultrasound scan suggests they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party to help Timmy impress a girl
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:50am
Melissa & Joey
A New Kind of Christmas
Season 3 Episode 16/16

Mel is excited about the prospect of spending Christmas with her sister Meredith, who is on a home visit from prison. However, the festivities turn frosty when Joe realises that he may have to share the holiday season with the woman responsible for wrecking his career. Guest starring Jaime Pressly (My Name Is Earl)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
5:10am
Charmed
Hulkus Pocus
Season 8 Episode 9/22

Billie is infected by a potentially lethal virus that only affects magical beings, so Piper and Leo set off in search of an antidote. Meanwhile, Paige is enlisted to take care of a baby - prompting Phoebe to reflect on her failed premonition about having a child of her own. Starring Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6

Sat 6 May

6:00am
Rude(ish) Tube
Season 3 Episode 8/20

Amusing internet videos, including one of a seven-year-old martial arts expert and a rat dentist
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.6
6:25am
The Goldbergs
A Chorus Lie
Season 3 Episode 2/24

Beverly tries to help Adam navigate a painless path through puberty, but just as his voice is changing, he is cast in the lead role of the school musical. Determined to help him survive the performance, Beverly decides lip-synching might be the answer. Meanwhile, Murray is irked when Erica chooses musician Johnny over Barry's sidekick Geoff as her date for the homecoming dance
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
6:45am
The Goldbergs
Jimmy 5 Is Alive
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Barry accidentally records over one of Beverly's prized family videotapes - her treasured keepsake from his fifth birthday party. Meanwhile, Adam and Murray build a robot together, but the project comes between them when they experience creative differences
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
7:05am
The Goldbergs
Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Adam makes an action movie, but an unlikely replacement steps in when Barry goes missing for playing the lead. Comedy, starring Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
7:35am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 7/12

Harry plans a raucous country party, where he intends to charm Ella behind Julius's back, while Fredrik hears about Olivia's recent dalliances and asks Mimi out on a date
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
8:35am
Melissa & Joey
A Decent Proposal
Season 4 Episode 1/21

Joe plans to admit his feelings for Mel after their romantic night in New Jersey, but is stopped when he finds out her ex-boyfriend Austin wants to give the relationship a second chance. Meanwhile, Ryder makes himself sick through his own cooking
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:05am
Melissa & Joey
Independence Day
Season 4 Episode 2/21

Zander asks Lennox to work with him on a creative project, despite the fact their relationship is currently on hold. Meanwhile, Mel believes it is a good idea for her and Joe to take their new relationship slowly - but he upsets her when he gets another job and moves out of the house. Family comedy starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
9:35am
Melissa & Joey
The New Deal
Season 4 Episode 3/21

Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents the pair spending time together. She sneaks over to see him at work, but runs the risk of getting him fired. Meanwhile, Ryder witnesses a robbery and discovers that his interview with the local news team has been turned into a video that has gone viral. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:00am
Melissa & Joey
Feel the Burn
Season 4 Episode 4/21

After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose some weight before she gorges on the gourmet meal - and she even manages to persuade Joe to teach the class. Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander try to sell their web series. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
10:30am
Melissa & Joey
Plus One
Season 4 Episode 5/21

Mel receives some bad publicity due to Joe when he shares too much with the press at a function, while Ryder decides to ask Stella out on a date, and Lennox and Zander make a big decision about their future
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.5
11:00am
The Goldbergs
I Caddyshacked the Pool
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Adam goes to great lengths to dodge swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. Jealousy prompts Barry to undermine Erica when she attempts to make the world a better place by forming a school social awareness club
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
11:30am
The Goldbergs
Boy Barry
Season 3 Episode 5/24

Murray grows a moustache, but it ignites a feud between Beverly and Bill, while Barry is convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. David Koechner guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
12:00pm
The Goldbergs
Couples Costume
Season 3 Episode 6/24

Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating for Halloween, but to take his girlfriend Dana to a haunted house instead. Dustin Ybarra guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
12:30pm
Film Astro Boy (2009)
An inventor living in a futuristic city creates a robot in the image of his dead son, but later rejects him. As the mechanical child tries to find his place in the world, he attracts the attention of the power-mad president, who wants to use him as a weapon. Animated sci-fi adventure, with the voices of Freddie Highmore and Nicolas Cage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
2:15pm
Film The Net (1995)
A shy computer analyst discovers evidence of a criminal conspiracy, so the villains decide to retaliate. Erasing her personal details from the national database, they replace them with a false police record, hurling her into a desperate race against time to prove her real identity before corrupt officials silence her for good. Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock, Jeremy Northam and Dennis Miller. Edited for language
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
4:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Staircase Implementation
Season 3 Episode 22/23

The comedy flashes back to reveal how Sheldon saved the lives of his pals, and looks at the origins of his friendship with Leonard seven years previously, as well as explaining the housemates' agreement. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Beta Test Initiation
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Leonard and Penny continue testing their rekindled relationship using an innovative system to report discrepancies. Howard and Bernadette begin to worry when Raj starts treating his new phone like a person, while Sheldon and Amy try to achieve internet fame by creating a video podcast about flags
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The 43 Peculiarity
Season 6 Episode 8/24

The friends try to solve the mystery of Sheldon's post-lunch activities, following him to a secret room where they discover how he chills out. Elsewhere, Leonard is jealous when Penny starts texting a classmate, but things quickly change when Alex gets flirty with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Romance Resonance
Season 7 Episode 6/24

Sheldon stumbles upon a major scientific breakthrough, causing him to feel like a fraud, while Penny steps up her game with Leonard after seeing Howard make a romantic gesture to Bernadette. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Gorilla Dissolution
Season 7 Episode 23/24

Penny gets fired from the movie, prompting her to take a serious look at her life. Raj receives advice from Sheldon after he sees Emily on a date with another man at the cinema, while Howard's mother breaks her leg. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Intimacy Acceleration
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Sheldon and Penny agree to participate in an unusual experiment, and Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily spend the evening trying to escape from a `zombie'. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette run into trouble at the airport after returning from Mrs Wolowitz's funeral. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Colonisation Application
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Trouble arises when Amy learns that Sheldon has applied for a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Meanwhile, Leonard surprises Penny with a gift, and Raj decides to snoop around Emily's flat after she is called back to work during their evening together. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Matrimonial Momentum
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Penny struggles with Leonard's confession that he kissed another woman when he was away on his North Sea research expedition. After driving all the way to Las Vegas, she must now decide whether she wants to go through with the wedding. Back home, Sheldon doesn't know how to act after Amy tells him she wants them to take a relationship break
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Valentino Submergence
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine's Day episode of Fun with Flags, while Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. Elsewhere, Howard and Bernadette discover a surprise in their hot tub, and Raj is torn between Emily and a girl he met at the Comic Bookstore. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Film Hanna (2011)
A former CIA agent raises his daughter alone in the wilderness of Finland, teaching her to be the world's deadliest assassin. When she turns 16, she is sent to carry out her one intended mission, but as she travels the world in search of her target, she is pursued by a CIA operative with a link to her mysterious past. Action thriller, with Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett and Eric Bana
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
11:10pm
Gogglebox
Season 5 Episode 9/12

The opinionated armchair critics provide commentary on The Grand National horse race, epic fantasy drama Game of Thrones, talent show Britain's Got Talent, body modification documentary 2,000 Tattoos, 40 Piercings and a Pickled Ear, the University Challenge final, Party Election Broadcasts and the biggest news stories of April 2015. Narrated by Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
12:15am
Gogglebox
Season 6 Episode 11/15

The nation's favourite armchair critics share their opinions on what they watched during November, 2015. Programmes eliciting their instant reactions and lively - sometimes emotional - discussions include The X Factor, Colour: The Spectrum of Science, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Simply Nigella, The Hunt, First Dates and the news
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.1
1:20am
Rude Tube
Utter Pranks
Alex Zane presents more funny and outrageous video clips and in this show he shares the top 50 countdown of Utter Pranks: the best tomfoolery the web has to offer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
2:25am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 7/

Sketch is visited by Billy, whose habit of tattooing himself to impress the ladies has got way out of hand, while a stunned Jay encounters his number one fan and Alice meets long-lost sisters Annette and Heather, who want a special tattoo to mark their incredible story
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
3:20am
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
The Man Behind the Shield
Season 4 Episode 14/

Coulson and his team are pulled into a deadly game of cat and mouse as they struggle to rescue Mace, who finds himself fighting for his life
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
4:05am
How I Met Your Mother
Robots v Wrestlers
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Ted wonders whether to start hanging out with a new circle of friends after attending a high-society architectural party, Lily and Marshall discuss having children, and Barney worries that the group is falling apart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:25am
How I Met Your Mother
The Wedding Bride
Season 5 Episode 23/24

Ted takes his new date to the cinema, and is horrified to discover the film is written by Stella's new man, retelling the story of how she left the lecturer at the altar, and portraying him as an idiot
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:45am
Black-ish
Just Christmas, Baby
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Zoey is college-bound, so Dre sets out to create the best family Christmas ever, while Bow babysits Gigi's newborn and remembers how difficult mothering a baby is
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.1
5:05am
Charmed
Vaya con Leos
Season 8 Episode 10/22

Piper's spell to save Leo backfires, while Phoebe helps Billie in the search for her missing sister and encounters a demon who keeps his victims frozen as trophies. Starring Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.6