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Mon 27 Mar

6:00am
Suburgatory
No, You Can't Sit with Us
Season 3 Episode 10/13

Tessa decides to take a young social outcast under her wing and help her to compete in the Little Miss Chatswin pageant. However, the rivalry between her and Dalia's protege begins to heat up, and Tessa finds herself stooping to Dalia's level in her attempts to win. Meanwhile, Fred accidentally loses his son in the wilderness when he, George, Noah and Victor go on a weekend camping trip. Comedy, starring Jeremy Sisto and Jane Levy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
6:20am
Charmed
A Wrong Day's Journey into Right
Season 6 Episode 20/23

An overworked Paige decides to conjure up Mr Right once again in a bid to relieve her stress, but accidentally unleashes his evil twin Mr Wrong - who tries to trick her into killing her sisters. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
7:05am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza
Season 13 Episode 11/30

The tourists arrive in Marseille, where a pole-dancing class gets pulses racing, while one couple are beginning to feel isolated and hit out at the vote
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:35am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:05am
Rules of Engagement
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/7

Pilot episode of the comedy about the changing relationships between a married couple, newly engaged sweethearts, and a bachelor as they struggle to cope with the highs and lows of love. Jeff tries to give Adam advice after he proposes to Jennifer, and Russell is set up on a date. David Spade stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Rules of Engagement
The Birthday Deal
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Plans are made for Jeff's birthday party celebrations, although Audrey becomes a little too involved. Adam discusses a special present with Jennifer, but she wishes to have one too - leaving Russell puzzled about the nature of the mystery gift
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
9:00am
Last Man Standing
The Passion of the Mandy
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Mike is impressed when Mandy starts an internet campaign to save a barbershop, while Vanessa struggles to balance her many tasks
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:30am
Last Man Standing
Moon Over Kenya
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Vanessa worries about Mike's growing desire to travel for work, while doubts arise when Mandy announces her plans to become a vegan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Charmed
Witch Wars
Season 6 Episode 21/23

Piper and Phoebe come to the rescue of a witch whose necklace has been stolen - without realising they are being hunted down as part of a demonic reality TV show. They must also try to vanquish the person who will turn Wyatt evil before Chris is due to be born. Starring Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
11:00am
Charmed
It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World - Part One
Season 6 Episode 22/23

Part one of two. Gideon teleports Leo and Chris to an evil dimension, where everything is a mirror image of the normal world. Phoebe and Paige are sent to find them, facing a race against time as Piper prepares to give birth. Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Brian Krause and Drew Fuller star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
12:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Pineapple Incident
Season 1 Episode 10/22

Barney comes to the conclusion that Ted thinks too much and decides there is only one cure - getting him hopelessly drunk. The next day, the gang helps him piece together the hazy incidents of the previous night
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Limo
Season 1 Episode 11/22

Ted searches for the best New Year's Eve party in New York, and hires a limo so he and his friends can travel to five different celebrations on the same night. However, Robin plans to spend the evening with her new boyfriend, Derek - so Ted's co-worker Marybeth takes her place in the group
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
I Rode a Hoverboard
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Adam breaks his arm and tells his school friends he fell off a hoverboard like the hero in Back to the Future, but the lie threatens his friendship with Emmy Mirsky. Meanwhile, Beverly fears she's being replaced in the kitchen when the family falls in love with the new Chinese restaurant in town. An 11-year old boy captures his family on his video camera as they grow up in the 1980s. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Barry is excited when a modelling agency representative approaches him, but Erica thinks it's a scam. Meanwhile, Adam tries to get Murray to build bridges with his father
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Application Deterioration
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Leonard, Sheldon and Howard face problems when they file for a patent for their infinite persistence gyroscope. Plus, Penny, Amy and Bernadette give Raj dating advice when Emily reaches out to him after their breakup. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Solder Excursion Diversion
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Amy is shocked at a revelation from Sheldon after she buys him a new laptop, while Raj sells out Leonard and Howard after they lie to their wives in order to attend an early screening of a movie. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Come On
Season 1 Episode 22/22

Ted discovers Robin is going on a camping trip with her smarmy colleague Sandy Rivers, and decides to make a last-ditch attempt to win her love - with some help from one of Barney's ex-girlfriends. Meanwhile, Marshall is distraught when he discovers Lily has applied for a fellowship in San Francisco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Where Were We?
Season 2 Episode 1/22

Marshall's friends try to help him get over his break-up with Lily - but just when it seems like he might be cheering up, he discovers she may be back in town. Meanwhile, Ted is feeling positive about his new relationship with Robin, but she has yet to tell him about her love of guns. Featuring an appearance by funk musician George Clinton
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Last Man Standing
Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Mike and Ed have doubts about Kyle's sporting ability, while Vanessa has some explaining to do to Eva and Mandy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:30pm
Last Man Standing
This Bud's for You
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Mike's dad Bud moves to town, but Vanessa is worried that his well-intentioned ways will backfire. Robert Forster guest stars, with Tim Allen and Nancy Travis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
The Goldbergs
I Drank the Mould
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home-brewed beer and makes everyone sick. Meanwhile, Barry and Erica want a new CD player, but Murray tells them he will only buy one for them if they write the greatest song ever
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
The Goldbergs
La Biblioteca es Libros
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Beverly discovers Adam is failing in Spanish class, and immediately blames his teacher. However, when she arranges for him to receive extra tuition, her plan backfires
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Luminous Fish Effect
Season 1 Episode 4/17

Sheldon is fired for being disrespectful to his boss, and explores new activities in a bid to find a purpose in life other than physics, but Leonard takes drastic action to restore him to his old self. Laurie Metcalf guest stars as Sheldon's mother
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Hamburger Postulate
Season 1 Episode 5/17

Leonard fears he is wasting his time with Penny and ends up spending the night with fellow scientist Leslie. However, he is disappointed when she later tells him she was only interested in a one-night stand. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. Starring Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Mercedes and Scott are up to no good when they steal the keys for James's flat and find something they can use to their advantage, James' embarrassing audition DVDs from his Law School Drama Society. Elsewhere, alone with Ste, Lucas and Leah, Amy still feels torn about the thought of moving
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Baby Daddy
To Elle and Back
Season 6 Episode 1/

Ben is still enthusiastically searching for the mysterious Elle, while Danny and Riley are hunting for a doctor to help with the pregnancy. Return of the comedy
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Re-Entry Minimisation
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Howard returns from his space mission, but the welcome from his friends and family does not meet his expectations. His night alone with Bernadette goes badly, his mother ignores him, and he realises Stuart has taken his place as Raj's best friend. On top of that, Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny kick him out of their group games night. Comedy, starring Simon Helberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The 43 Peculiarity
Season 6 Episode 8/24

The friends try to solve the mystery of Sheldon's post-lunch activities, following him to a secret room where they discover how he chills out. Elsewhere, Leonard is jealous when Penny starts texting a classmate, but things quickly change when Alex gets flirty with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 2/12

Tiff starts to wonder if she and Sam want different things out of their relationship, while Julius finds himself on the receiving end of the affections of Daisy Robbins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
10:00pm
Empire
Sound and Fury
Season 3 Episode 10/18

The American drama returns after a mid-series break. Lucious announces his new music project, while Jamal befriends a musician during his stay in rehab. Guest starring Rumer Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.8
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cooper-Kripke Inversion
Season 6 Episode 14/24

Sheldon is furious when the university forces him to work with Kripke, while Howard's hobby lands him in financial trouble. However, that doesn't stop him and Raj getting expensive action figures of themselves made - much to Bernadette's disapproval
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Season 6 Episode 15/24

An argument between Leonard and Sheldon over the ending of a Harry Potter book affects Amy and Penny's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Howard goes on a trip to Las Vegas with Bernadette and asks Raj to keep an eye on his mother while he is away
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
First Dates
Season 3 Episode 4/9

Single mum and occasional poet Frankie hits it off with primary school teacher Charlie, but will he still be interested when she reveals she has children? Olive and Terence are both in their eighties and haven't given up on finding someone special. As they bond over memories of lost loves, tennis and amateur dramatics, Olive hopes Terence will ask her to the theatre. Divorcee Karen, 34, is pleased that Mitch seems to tick all the boxes, while 25-year-old Anita has drawn up a checklist in her search for a perfect match. Her blind date is international rugby player Max, who has never been in a relationship but wants to settle down
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
1:00am
Celebs Go Dating
Season 1 Episode 11/15

The stars go speed dating, and are reunited with some familiar faces from the series. Marlene makes a last-ditch attempt to snag Joey, while Steph is suspicious of her date
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:05am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 2/12

Tiff starts to wonder if she and Sam want different things out of their relationship, while Julius finds himself on the receiving end of the affections of Daisy Robbins
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
2:55am
Empire
Sound and Fury
Season 3 Episode 10/18

The American drama returns after a mid-series break. Lucious announces his new music project, while Jamal befriends a musician during his stay in rehab. Guest starring Rumer Willis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.8
3:40am
The Mindy Project
Stanford
Season 3 Episode 12/21

Mindy heads to Stanford University in California, where she makes a poor first impression in her fellowship class. Back in New York, Morgan is determined to put together a team from the medical practice to win the hospital basketball tournament. Julia Stiles, Ana Gasteyer, Tate Ellington and Yeardley Smith guest
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.1
4:05am
Rules of Engagement
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/7

Pilot episode of the comedy about the changing relationships between a married couple, newly engaged sweethearts, and a bachelor as they struggle to cope with the highs and lows of love. Jeff tries to give Adam advice after he proposes to Jennifer, and Russell is set up on a date. David Spade stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:25am
Rules of Engagement
The Birthday Deal
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Plans are made for Jeff's birthday party celebrations, although Audrey becomes a little too involved. Adam discusses a special present with Jennifer, but she wishes to have one too - leaving Russell puzzled about the nature of the mystery gift
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:45am
Charmed
Witch Wars
Season 6 Episode 21/23

Piper and Phoebe come to the rescue of a witch whose necklace has been stolen - without realising they are being hunted down as part of a demonic reality TV show. They must also try to vanquish the person who will turn Wyatt evil before Chris is due to be born. Starring Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6

Tue 28 Mar

6:00am
Suburgatory
Dalia Nicole Smith
Season 3 Episode 11/13

George and Tessa become friendly with a woman and her son while searching for potential colleges, and insist on going out sometime. Meanwhile, Dallas sets herself a challenge when Dalia receives unwelcome news. Comedy, starring Jeremy Sisto and Jane Levy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
6:20am
Charmed
It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World - Part One
Season 6 Episode 22/23

Part one of two. Gideon teleports Leo and Chris to an evil dimension, where everything is a mirror image of the normal world. Phoebe and Paige are sent to find them, facing a race against time as Piper prepares to give birth. Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Brian Krause and Drew Fuller star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
7:05am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza
Season 13 Episode 12/30

Two new arrivals join the group and immediately cause problems with their upfront banter. Then there is deadlock as the travellers are divided on who to send off the bus
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:35am
Hollyoaks
It is the day of Amy and Ryan's wedding, but Ryan has also got their potential move to America playing on his mind. Scott is having a fashion crisis and asks Mercedes for help, while Leela is put on the spot by a request from DS Armstrong
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:05am
Rules of Engagement
The Young and the Restless
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Audrey challenges Jeff to procure a woman's phone number - and allows him to go on a night out without his wedding ring. Russell lies about his age to his latest date, while Jennifer is annoyed by Adam. Comedy, starring Patrick Warburton, David Spade and Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Rules of Engagement
Kids
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Russell bumps into ex-girlfriend Constance and decides to prove his physical prowess. Jeff and Audrey consider having children, while Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend. David Spade and Jessica Walter star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
9:00am
Last Man Standing
Take Your Daughter to Work
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Tensions simmer when Ed replaces Mike as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant with his daughter. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:30am
Last Man Standing
Odd Couple Out
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Vanessa blames Mike for not being invited to the neighbours' parties, while Mandy and Eve have car troubles
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Charmed
It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 23/23

Part two of two. Gideon's tampering destabilises the world with the effect that everyone feels deliriously happy - even Piper, who is still struggling in the throes of childbirth. Meanwhile, Barbas and Gideon team up to defeat Phoebe and Paige, while simultaneously planning an ambush for Leo and Chris. Starring Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
11:00am
Charmed
A Call to Arms
Season 7 Episode 1/22

The sisters struggle to adapt to new baby Chris and his mother's over-protectiveness toward her children, while Piper and Leo accidentally acquire the power of the gods of creation and destruction at a Hindu wedding. However, the consummation of their love threatens terrible consequences. Nick Lachey guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
12:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Wedding
Season 1 Episode 12/22

Ted invites Robin to be his date at a friend's wedding, but neglects to tell the happy couple he is bringing a guest. Realising his oversight at the last minute, he exercises all his ingenuity to get her added to the guest list. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Drumroll, Please
Season 1 Episode 13/22

Ted believes he has met his perfect woman at a wedding, but they do not exchange surnames or numbers, making it all but impossible for him to track her down. To complicate matters, it also transpires that Robin has developed feelings for him. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Murray orders the cluttered garage be cleared out, although he insists on keeping one trunk that he is particularly sentimental about. Adam and Barry tease Erica mercilessly after discovering her old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date for a school dance, but is surprised by her mother's reaction. Meanwhile, Adam gets into a heated argument with Pops
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bear Precipitation
Season 9 Episode 20/24

On a weekend cabin trip with Penny and Amy, Sheldon spills one of Leonard's secrets, while Howard and Bernadette must draw a line when Raj goes overboard with pregnancy gifts. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Viewing Party Combustion
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Leonard and Sheldon disagree over whether to continue holding their regular Roommate Agreement meetings, with Leonard suggesting they are no longer required, while Sheldon believes they are still essential. As the pair's squabble quickly escalates into a full-blown argument, the rest of their friends turn up for a planned Game of Thrones viewing party, and end up taking sides in the dispute - resulting in two warring factions taking up residence in 4A and 4B. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
The Scorpion and the Toad
Season 2 Episode 2/22

Lily returns from San Francisco, claiming to have had a great time in the city, but Ted suspects she is covering up how miserable she really feels. Meanwhile, Marshall goes on a string of ill-fated nights out with Barney, trying to meet new women. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Brunch
Season 2 Episode 3/22

Robin goes for brunch with Ted's parents, but worries they will not like her. However, once the meal has got under way, she discovers they have been hiding a huge secret from him. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall try to adjust to their new relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Last Man Standing
The Spotlight
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Mike tries to make it up with Vanessa after accidentally stealing the limelight from her, while Eve is worried she will not fit in at high school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:30pm
Last Man Standing
Found Money
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Mike's suspicions are aroused when Vanessa's sister comes to stay, while Kristin and Kyle make a big decision
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
The Goldbergs
Just Say No
Season 2 Episode 20/24

As the 1984 presidential election approaches, Erica discovers that Beverly always just votes for the same candidate as Murray, and she sets out to educate her mother. Barry wants to appear on a sporty game show to prove his athletic prowess to his friends
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
The Goldbergs
As You Wish
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Murray seems keen when Adam announces he wants to take up a new activity at school - until he discovers it is fencing. Beverly tries her hand at matchmaking. Ana Gasteyer (Suburgatory) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Middle Earth Paradigm
Season 1 Episode 6/17

Penny hosts a Halloween costume party, which proves a worthy test for the boys' social skills. During the event, Leonard has a run-in with Penny's ex-boyfriend. Kaley Cuoco, Johnny Galecki and Simon Helberg star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Dumpling Paradox
Season 1 Episode 7/17

Penny is forced to take Howard's place in the boys' video-game night while he is otherwise engaged with one of her promiscuous friends. Simon Helberg, Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Diane and Tony think they are being burgled when they are disturbed by a noise downstairs, and Ryan confides in Mike about his and Amy's future in The Loft
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Black-ish
The Purge
Season 3 Episode 5/24

After Andre Jr embarrasses Dre during a basketball game, Dre decides to remind his son of his master pranking skills, while the neighbourhood participates in a mischief night
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
8:00pm
The Goldbergs
The Kara-te Kid
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Adam and the other Adam Goldberg decide to face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud, so Barry and Adam ask Uncle Marvin for some martial arts training
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
8:30pm
The Goldbergs
Breakfast Club
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
9:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 15/

Alice gives Taylia a matching tattoo in honour of her sister, while an etching of a randy chicken and an offensive football tattoo are covered up
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
10:00pm
Bizarre ER
Season 1 Episode 3/

The latest cases include a lady who has hooked a keyring through her finger and an aspiring sailor who lost a chunk from one of her appendages
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Tangible Affection Proof
Season 6 Episode 16/24

Leonard and Penny celebrate Valentine's Day, but their evening takes a turn for the worse when the latter's ex-boyfriend proposes to his girlfriend in the same restaurant. Meanwhile, Sheldon enlists the help of his assistant Alex to find the perfect gift for Amy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Monster Isolation
Season 6 Episode 17/24

Raj is upset after Lucy runs away in the middle of their date, leaving the gang to cheer him up. However, when Howard bumps into her, she admits she is incredibly shy. Meanwhile, Sheldon asks Penny to help with a new episode of Fun with Flags, and because he is impressed by her acting ability, the friends go to see her in a performance of A Streetcar Named Desire
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
First Dates
Season 3 Episode 5/9

Fairy-tale fan Kathleen still hasn't met her Prince Charming, but at first glance, international fashion model Sam doesn't disappoint. Historical re-enactor Rory meets Aussie cross-stitcher Maddie, and woos her with his knowledge of Viking beards, while animal lover Steph is paired with fireman Rich. Will she be impressed with his stories of saving cats from burning buildings?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
1:05am
Celebs Go Dating
Season 1 Episode 12/15

The celebrities continue their speed-dating experience, with Tyger needing to impress in his last shot at finding romance, while Jack and Shirin head out on another date
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:05am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 15/

Alice gives Taylia a matching tattoo in honour of her sister, while an etching of a randy chicken and an offensive football tattoo are covered up
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
3:00am
Bizarre ER
Season 1 Episode 3/

The latest cases include a lady who has hooked a keyring through her finger and an aspiring sailor who lost a chunk from one of her appendages
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
3:50am
The Goldbergs
The Kara-te Kid
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Adam and the other Adam Goldberg decide to face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud, so Barry and Adam ask Uncle Marvin for some martial arts training
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
4:10am
Black-ish
The Purge
Season 3 Episode 5/24

After Andre Jr embarrasses Dre during a basketball game, Dre decides to remind his son of his master pranking skills, while the neighbourhood participates in a mischief night
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
4:30am
The Mindy Project
San Francisco Bae
Season 3 Episode 13/21

Mindy questions her life and relationship after bumping into a billionaire old flame from college. Danny and Morgan turns spies when they believe Lauren is cheating on Jeremy
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.1
4:55am
Charmed
It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 23/23

Part two of two. Gideon's tampering destabilises the world with the effect that everyone feels deliriously happy - even Piper, who is still struggling in the throes of childbirth. Meanwhile, Barbas and Gideon team up to defeat Phoebe and Paige, while simultaneously planning an ambush for Leo and Chris. Starring Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6

Wed 29 Mar

6:00am
Suburgatory
Les Lucioles
Season 3 Episode 12/13

Tessa takes over the planning of Lisa and Malik's wedding, but she loses sight of the romance when she struggles with the budget. June confronts Tessa and warns her to stay away from Ryan, and Sheila offers Lisa some advice. Meanwhile, Malik's family opts to boycott the wedding. Comedy, starring Jeremy Sisto and Jane Levy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
6:20am
Charmed
A Call to Arms
Season 7 Episode 1/22

The sisters struggle to adapt to new baby Chris and his mother's over-protectiveness toward her children, while Piper and Leo accidentally acquire the power of the gods of creation and destruction at a Hindu wedding. However, the consummation of their love threatens terrible consequences. Nick Lachey guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
7:05am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza
Season 13 Episode 13/30

Brendan takes the group wakeboarding, before spoiling them with a scenic plane trip. However, a clear divide is forming within the group
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:35am
Hollyoaks
Mercedes and Scott are up to no good when they steal the keys for James's flat and find something they can use to their advantage, James' embarrassing audition DVDs from his Law School Drama Society. Elsewhere, alone with Ste, Lucas and Leah, Amy still feels torn about the thought of moving
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:05am
Rules of Engagement
Game On
Season 1 Episode 4/7

Audrey becomes upset when Jeff is too engrossed in a game of basketball to congratulate her on a promotion, so he buys her tickets to a match to make up for it. Meanwhile, Jennifer and Adam argue over money
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Rules of Engagement
Jeff's Wooby
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Jeff reminisces about the memories attached to each of his shirts, leading Audrey to fear he was happier before he met her. Meanwhile, Russell thinks he may have found his perfect woman. Comedy, starring David Spade, Patrick Warburton, Oliver Hudson, Bianca Kajlich and Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
9:00am
Last Man Standing
House of Spirits
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Mike is given a book that reveals a supernatural secret about the neighbourhood, prompting the Baxter women to hire a mystic
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:30am
Last Man Standing
Tree of Strife
Season 1 Episode 16/24

The Baxters engage city hall in a battle of wills over a tree in their yard, and things fail to go according to plan when Mandy is given a chance to meet her idol Kim Kardashian
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Charmed
The Bare Witch Project
Season 7 Episode 2/22

The sisters have their hands full trying to prevent the murder of Lady Godiva before she can travel back in time and complete her famous ride. Meanwhile, Phoebe doubts new boyfriend Les's ability to write an advice column for women. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
11:00am
Charmed
Cheaper by the Coven
Season 7 Episode 3/22

The sisters prepare for baby Chris's Wiccan ceremony, but a spell misses its intended target and transforms them all into bickering teenagers. Phoebe attends an awards ceremony with Les, and Leo consults a demonic soothsayer about the perpetrator of the attack on Wyatt - with shocking results. Supernatural drama, starring Alyssa Milano and Brian Krause
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
12:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Game Night
Season 1 Episode 15/22

Barney receives a video from the former girlfriend who broke his heart and turned him into a suit-wearing bachelor. The gang wants to know why they split up, but he forces everyone to confide their most embarrassing moments before revealing the full story
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Cupcake
Season 1 Episode 16/22

Victoria is offered a culinary scholarship in Germany, presenting her with a dilemma. Lily heads out in search of the perfect wedding dress, while Barney persuades Marshall to smarten up his appearance and sends him to see his tailor. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
Cowboy Country
Season 2 Episode 12/24

When Adam passes on a family ring to convey his feelings for Dana, Beverly has difficulty accepting her son has such deep emotions at his tender age. Problems ensue when Lainey and Barry convince Murray to watch American football with Lainey's father. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:30pm
The Goldbergs
Van People
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to get back at Murray, while Adam objects when he is voted `nicest guy' in the school yearbook and ends up being suspended
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Fermentation Bifurcation
Season 9 Episode 22/24

The gang goes to a bar and runs into Penny's old boyfriend Zack, while Bernadette is left to spend the evening with Sheldon when she cannot go wine tasting with the others. Elsewhere, things do not go to plan when Raj introduces his new girlfriend, Claire. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Line Substitution Solution
Season 9 Episode 23/24

Sheldon discovers a surprise screening of The Avengers is scheduled at a local cinema, complete with a Q&A session with the film's director, Joss Whedon. However, the event just happens to clash with time he'd planned to spend with Amy, so he decides to pay Stuart to be his subtitute for the afternoon while he and the other boys immerse themselves in Marvel superheroics. Meanwhile, Leonard's mother Beverly arrives in town for an extended visit, and Penny takes the opportunity to bond with her new mother-in-law - and to make up for not inviting her to the wedding. Comedy, guest starring Christine Baranski
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby - Architect
Season 2 Episode 4/22

Barney gives Ted advice after he has his first big fight with Robin, while Lily persuades them to make up. However, later that night the friends go to a party for lawyers - and Lily and Robin are told Ted has left with another woman. Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
World's Greatest Couple
Season 2 Episode 5/22

Lily moves into Barney's flat to escape her rat-infested home, and though he initially resents her presence, he soon sees the benefits of having her around. Meanwhile, Marshall befriends a fellow law student who has also just split up with his girlfriend. Comedy, starring Alyson Hannigan and Jason Segel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Last Man Standing
Voting
Season 2 Episode 1/18

Election day causes disagreement among the Baxter family, leaving everyone wondering which party first-time voter Mandy will choose. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:30pm
Last Man Standing
Dodgeball Club
Season 2 Episode 2/18

American comedy, starring Tim Allen as Mike, a stay-at-home father looking after his three daughters following his wife's promotion
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
The Goldbergs
Dance Party USA
Season 2 Episode 22/24

Hoping that Pops' good luck can rub off on him, Adam takes to gambling at school - but ends up losing his toys. Erica wants to take part in a popular TV dance show, but when she gets the chance her dream quickly turns into a nightmare
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
The Goldbergs
Bill/Murray
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Adam and Beverly create a music video to help Erica's application to Julliard, Murray learns what it means to be a real friend when he bonds with Lainey's dad Bill
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Grasshopper Experiment
Season 1 Episode 8/17

Raj's parents set him up on a blind date in the hope of initiating an arranged marriage, but after a promising start it becomes apparent that the girl in question is more interested in Sheldon. Meanwhile, Penny begins her new job as a bartender. Starring Kunal Nayyar and Jim Parsons
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarisation
Season 1 Episode 9/17

Leonard and Sheldon receive an invitation to present their research to a physics conference, but Sheldon's reluctance to pander to his peers causes conflict between the friends. An intervention by Penny makes matters worse. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Kara-te Kid
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Adam and the other Adam Goldberg decide to face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud, so Barry and Adam ask Uncle Marvin for some martial arts training
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Parking Spot Escalation
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Sheldon feels undermined when his parking space at the university is allocated to Howard instead, and his determination to cling on to the spot causes a rift in the pair's friendship. However, the battle between the boys pales in comparison to that waged by Amy and Bernadette, whose disagreement on behalf of their significant others becomes increasingly personal. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Simon Helberg
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Allowance Evaporation
Season 10 Episode 16/24

Amy is furious with Sheldon for sharing intimate details of their relationship with his friends. Raj considers trying to live without financial support from his father
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Timeless
The Red Scare
Season 1 Episode 16/16

In the final episode, the team chase Flynn back to Washington DC in 1954, and Lucy risks making the ultimate sacrifice to keep history from being altered. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
10:00pm
Supernatural
Family Feud
Season 12 Episode 13/23

Sam and Dean investigate a ghost from a merchant ship responsible for two brutal murders, and Kelly is on the run as angels attempt to kill her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Season 6 Episode 18/24

While the girls go to Disneyland and get made up as princesses, the guys have to promote science as a career option for women at Howard's old middle school. Meanwhile, Raj and Lucy have their first date in a library, where instead of speaking to each other they send text messages
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Closet Reconfiguration
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Bernadette and Howard host a dinner party, but as it falls on Sheldon's Thai food night, he opts to bring his own dinner. As punishment for his lack of manners, the gang decides he should organise Wolowitz's cluttered wardrobe, but he discovers an unopened letter from Howard's father, who hasn't made contact in years
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
First Dates
Season 3 Episode 6/9

North London charmer Ori gets to know primary school teacher and judo black belt Nadia, south London hairdresser Mula is left waiting for her date to turn up, and singer-songwriter Dan aims to impress English student Nathania. Geordie postie Jodie hopes her date with Laura will be first-class, while retired engineer Eric meets part-time actress Jan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
1:05am
Celebs Go Dating
Season 1 Episode 13/15

Paisley is armed with new flirting techniques, while the agents send Steph and Joey on a date. Away from the cameras, Jack and Shirin meet up and end up having an argument
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:05am
Timeless
The Red Scare
Season 1 Episode 16/16

In the final episode, the team chase Flynn back to Washington DC in 1954, and Lucy risks making the ultimate sacrifice to keep history from being altered. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.1
2:50am
Supernatural
Family Feud
Season 12 Episode 13/23

Sam and Dean investigate a ghost from a merchant ship responsible for two brutal murders, and Kelly is on the run as angels attempt to kill her
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.7
3:35am
Rules of Engagement
Game On
Season 1 Episode 4/7

Audrey becomes upset when Jeff is too engrossed in a game of basketball to congratulate her on a promotion, so he buys her tickets to a match to make up for it. Meanwhile, Jennifer and Adam argue over money
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
3:55am
Rules of Engagement
Jeff's Wooby
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Jeff reminisces about the memories attached to each of his shirts, leading Audrey to fear he was happier before he met her. Meanwhile, Russell thinks he may have found his perfect woman. Comedy, starring David Spade, Patrick Warburton, Oliver Hudson, Bianca Kajlich and Megyn Price
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:20am
The Mindy Project
No More Mr Noishe Guy
Season 3 Episode 14/21

Old flame Rob gives Mindy a chance to start up her own practice in San Francisco, but she struggles to tell Danny - especially when he shows her the house he has bought for the two of them in New York. Jeremy and Peter struggle with the news that Lauren is moving away to Texas
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.1
4:40am
Charmed
The Bare Witch Project
Season 7 Episode 2/22

The sisters have their hands full trying to prevent the murder of Lady Godiva before she can travel back in time and complete her famous ride. Meanwhile, Phoebe doubts new boyfriend Les's ability to write an advice column for women. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs and Alyssa Milano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6

Thu 30 Mar

6:00am
Suburgatory
Stiiiiiiill Horny
Season 3 Episode 13/13

George is surprised by the age gap between his daughter Tessa and her new friends when she opts to join a sewing circle. He also struggles to get over his one-night stand and decides to write a song dedicated to his muse. Elsewhere, it appears the honeymoon period is over for newlyweds Malik and Lisa as they struggle to get along. Comedy, starring Jeremy Sisto and Jane Levy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
6:20am
Charmed
Cheaper by the Coven
Season 7 Episode 3/22

The sisters prepare for baby Chris's Wiccan ceremony, but a spell misses its intended target and transforms them all into bickering teenagers. Phoebe attends an awards ceremony with Les, and Leo consults a demonic soothsayer about the perpetrator of the attack on Wyatt - with shocking results. Supernatural drama, starring Alyssa Milano and Brian Krause
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
7:05am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza
Season 13 Episode 14/30

Two new arrivals join the tour in Nice and prove very popular with the boys but less so with everyone else. The tourists' lips are sealed, however, when they take a mime class
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:35am
Hollyoaks
Diane and Tony think they are being burgled when they are disturbed by a noise downstairs, and Ryan confides in Mike about his and Amy's future in The Loft
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:05am
Rules of Engagement
Flirting with Disaster
Season 2 Episode 1/15

Audrey decides she cannot stand Jeff's snoring any longer and orders him to sleep in another room - but he quickly takes advantage of the situation and starts to live like a college student. Comedy, starring David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Rules of Engagement
Audrey's Sister
Season 2 Episode 2/15

Discovering Audrey's sister Barbara is having problems in her marriage, an amorous Russell takes her out on a date, intent on persuading her to sleep with him. Guest starring Heather Locklear (Spin City, TJ Hooker)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
9:00am
Last Man Standing
Adrenaline
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Mike relives his adventurous youth, and Vanessa reminisces about life before she became a mother. Comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:30am
Last Man Standing
Baxter & Sons
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Ed seeks Mike's advice as he prepares to make a decision, and the girls introduce Bud to the world of internet dating. Comedy, starring Tim Allen and Robert Foster
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Charmed
Charrrmed!
Season 7 Episode 4/22

Paige encounters a cursed 18th-century pirate in search of the Fountain of Youth, and a federal agent arrives in town to investigate the Halliwell sisters. Leslie manipulates a contest so he can spend time with Phoebe, while Leo battles the creature that caused him to kill an Elder
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
11:00am
Charmed
Styx Feet Under
Season 7 Episode 5/22

Paige tries to stop a demon on a murderous rampage by casting a spell that prevents death. However, her actions irritate the Angel of Death, who orders her to return things to normal. Meanwhile, Agent Brody finally accosts the Halliwells, and Phoebe's feelings for Leslie grow stronger
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
12:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Life Among the Gorillas
Season 1 Episode 17/22

Marshall does work experience at Barney's company, where his personality changes for the worse as he struggles to conform. Meanwhile, Ted is bombarded with gifts from Victoria, but feels guilty for not sending her anything in return. US comedy, with Josh Radnor, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Nothing Good Happens After 2am
Season 1 Episode 18/22

A lonely Robin invites Ted to her flat, placing him in a predicament as he awaits a phone call from Victoria, convinced it is time to put an end to their long-distance relationship. Josh Radnor and Colbie Smulders star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
Barry Goldberg's Day Off
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so that he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. However, his plans go awry when Adam has exactly the same idea. Charlie Sheen guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:30pm
The Goldbergs
Happy Mom, Happy Life
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Dana and Adam are given a doll to parent for a class assignment, but find their project compromised when Beverly interferes. Erica tries to get her own back on Barry when he takes up all her best friend Lainey's time
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Convergence Convergence
Season 9 Episode 24/24

Conflict arises when Leonard's newly divorced parents and Sheldon's devoutly religious mother are all in town at the same time. And when Howard and Raj are contacted about the guidance system they've developed, they assume that the government is out to get them. Laurie Metcalf, Christine Baranski and Judd Hirsch guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/17

Pilot episode of the comedy about high-achieving scientists and their friendship with a down-to-earth neighbour. When aspiring actress Penny moves into Leonard's apartment block, he is immediately smitten, but Sheldon warns him that he runs the risk of a broken heart if he tries to woo her. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Aldrin Justice
Season 2 Episode 6/22

Barney seduces Marshall's professor in the hope of improving his friend's grades, but finds his bedroom performance being graded instead. Lily takes a job at Ted's office, where she teaches his bullying boss Mr Druthers a lesson that lands her new colleagues in trouble. Guest starring Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) and Jane Seymour (Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman), with Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Swarley
Season 2 Episode 7/22

Lily becomes jealous of Marshall and Chloe's relationship and starts stalking the couple, while Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall that his new girlfriend is not sane and that he would be better off without her. Guest starring Morena Baccarin (Homeland)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Last Man Standing
High Expectations
Season 2 Episode 3/18

Vanessa invites the neighbours over for dinner, but things soon go downhill, while Eve ditches football practice for a friend's party. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:30pm
Last Man Standing
Ed's Twice Ex-Wife
Season 2 Episode 4/18

Concerns are raised when Ed reconnects with former flame Wanda, and Mandy gets a job as a waitress at the same diner as Kristin. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
The Goldbergs
Goldbergs Feel Hard
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Erica is accepted into a summer arts school, but Murray struggles to express his pride in his daughter. Barry takes up the role of school sports mascot, but fails to realise that students from a rival school are planning to beat up the mascot at an upcoming game
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
The Goldbergs
A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party
Season 3 Episode 1/24

Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big Risky Business-inspired party at Lainey's house while her father is out of town. However, when the gathering gets out of control, Beverly has to come to their rescue. Elsewhere, Adam annoys Murray by talking to Dana on the phone for hours on end
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Loobenfeld Decay
Season 1 Episode 10/17

Sheldon and Leonard invent excuses to avoid having to attend Penny's performance in a production of the stage musical Rent, but maintaining the pretence makes matters increasingly complicated. Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco star, with DJ Qualls
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Season 1 Episode 11/17

Sheldon falls ill, and his friends decide to go to a Planet of the Apes movie marathon to keep their distance, knowing he will be in a terrible mood. However, an unsuspecting Penny offers to nurse him. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Leela and Zack team up to find Leah and Lucas, who have run away from the Lomax's. Zack understands what Leah's going through, and Leela is impressed with Zack's approach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
The Goldbergs
Breakfast Club
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Allowance Evaporation
Season 10 Episode 16/24

Amy is furious with Sheldon for sharing intimate details of their relationship with his friends. Raj considers trying to live without financial support from his father
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Comic-Con Conundrum
Season 10 Episode 17/24

The gang's annual trip to Comic-Con is thrown into doubt when Raj, who is no longer accepting his father's financial support, cannot afford to go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Gap Year
Season 1 Episode 6/8

The gang heads to Kuala Lumpur, where Greg gets a tempting job opportunity, Ashley receives bad news from college and May tries to sow her wild oats, only for it to backfire
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.1
10:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 2 Episode 14/15

Sketch makes a freehand fire-breather out of squaddie Paul's horny devils, while the artists also deal with a woman with a tattoo of her favourite food, a man with a lewd and lengthy leprechaun that his wife wants him to be rid of, and a pitiful pop portrait that looks more like a famous footballer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
11:05pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Tenure Turbulence
Season 6 Episode 20/24

The guys compete for a tenured professor position at the university, leading them to try to win over the committee in charge of appointing a new staff member, and arguing about who deserves the spot the most. However, the panel includes Mrs Davis from Human Resources, whom Sheldon has crossed paths with before. Guest starring Regina King
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:35pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Closure Alternative
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his desire for closure when one of his favourite TV shows is cancelled on a cliffhanger ending. Meanwhile, Raj discovers his new girlfriend Lucy has a blog in which she has written about him, but is upset when he learns she believes he has feminine qualities, causing him to worry about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00am
First Dates
Season 3 Episode 7/9

Mula, 23, was stood up on her last visit to the restaurant, and she's hoping round two will be better. Funnyman AJ, also returning, tries to seduce her with his best jokes. Could it be second time lucky? Geordie postie Jodie is back after being `friend-zoned' last week, and she's pleasantly surprised by Irish beauty Louise. Tom is a suave, confident restaurateur looking for a refined lady, but dance teacher Alliee isn't immediately impressed by his well-rehearsed advances, including petrol-station flowers and champagne
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
1:05am
Celebs Go Dating
Season 1 Episode 14/15

Therapist Judi James gives her thoughts on the most successful celebrities, and the agency puts three couples through a compatibility test to see if they really do stand a chance
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:05am
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Skyfire Cycle
Season 4 Episode 8/

An author is receiving death threats - and Terry is excited as the writer is his lifelong hero. A maths puzzle leads to an argument between Kevin and Holt
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.9
2:25am
Gap Year
Season 1 Episode 6/8

The gang heads to Kuala Lumpur, where Greg gets a tempting job opportunity, Ashley receives bad news from college and May tries to sow her wild oats, only for it to backfire
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.1
3:15am
Rules of Engagement
Flirting with Disaster
Season 2 Episode 1/15

Audrey decides she cannot stand Jeff's snoring any longer and orders him to sleep in another room - but he quickly takes advantage of the situation and starts to live like a college student. Comedy, starring David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
3:35am
Rules of Engagement
Audrey's Sister
Season 2 Episode 2/15

Discovering Audrey's sister Barbara is having problems in her marriage, an amorous Russell takes her out on a date, intent on persuading her to sleep with him. Guest starring Heather Locklear (Spin City, TJ Hooker)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:00am
The Mindy Project
Dinner at the Castellanos
Season 3 Episode 15/21

Mindy has some important news for Danny - but just as she is getting ready to tell him, his father and half-sister arrive for a visit, leading to an awkward family dinner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.1
4:20am
The Mindy Project
Lahiri Family Values
Season 3 Episode 16/21

Mindy's plans to start her own practice in San Francisco are jeopardised when she is unable to get a loan, while Danny struggles to tell his colleagues he is moving away
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.1
4:45am
Charmed
Charrrmed!
Season 7 Episode 4/22

Paige encounters a cursed 18th-century pirate in search of the Fountain of Youth, and a federal agent arrives in town to investigate the Halliwell sisters. Leslie manipulates a contest so he can spend time with Phoebe, while Leo battles the creature that caused him to kill an Elder
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6

Fri 31 Mar

6:00am
Black-ish
The Talk
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Dre is upset to find out that Rainbow has already told Andre Jr about adulthood because she thinks he's too much of a prude to do it. However, he soon regrets giving his son his own version of `the talk' when Andre Jr starts to drive him mad with non-stop questions about sex. Comedy, starring Anthony Anderson
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
6:20am
Charmed
Styx Feet Under
Season 7 Episode 5/22

Paige tries to stop a demon on a murderous rampage by casting a spell that prevents death. However, her actions irritate the Angel of Death, who orders her to return things to normal. Meanwhile, Agent Brody finally accosts the Halliwells, and Phoebe's feelings for Leslie grow stronger
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
7:05am
Coach Trip
Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza
Season 13 Episode 15/30

Brendan Sheerin spoils the tourists with a visit to glamorous Monte Carlo, before surprising them with a special twist to mark the halfway point of the trip
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.4
7:35am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:05am
Rules of Engagement
Guy Code
Season 2 Episode 4/15

Audrey is invited to learn about the `guy code' when Jeff tells her that his friend was unfaithful to his wife, insisting that she keeps the information to herself in accordance with the rules of the code. Megyn Price and Patrick Warburton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Rules of Engagement
Old-School Jeff
Season 2 Episode 6/15

Jeff lives it up during a night on the town, leaving Russell in trouble and Adam reflecting on the details surrounding his impending nuptials. Audrey invites Jennifer to a wedding, where a boy propositions them. Comedy, starring David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
9:00am
Last Man Standing
Ding Dong Ditch
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Mike becomes tired of being the butt of neighbourhood prankster Ben Milbauer's jokes, but when he booby-traps his doorbell, the teenage nuisance is seriously injured, and his father demands the Baxters foot the boy's hospital bills. Meanwhile, Kristin begins her college classes, and Ed worries about the financial repercussions when Kyle is hurt at work. Comedy, guest starring Uriah Shelton, with Tim Allen
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:30am
Last Man Standing
Animal Wrongs
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Mandy worries that Mike won't take to her new boyfriend Terrence, an animal rights activist, when she brings him home to meet the family. Kyle makes a discovery about his ancestors - and Ed's - that could lead to strife between them
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Charmed
Once in a Blue Moon
Season 7 Episode 6/22

The Elders grow suspicious of Leo and assign the girls a new Whitelighter - just as a blue moon causes havoc in the occult world. Paige is warned of a powerful new threat by Agent Brody and Leslie's planned departure prompts him and Phoebe to reveal their feelings for each other. Supernatural drama, guest starring Nick Lachey
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
11:00am
Charmed
Someone to Witch Over Me
Season 7 Episode 7/22

Paige teams up with Agent Brody to prevent evil demon Sarpedon from capturing guardian angels and using them to protect himself. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe encourage Leo to confront his inner turmoil by going on a vision quest - leading him into a dangerous pact. Supernatural drama, starring Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Alyssa Milano and Brian Krause
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6
12:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Best Prom Ever
Season 1 Episode 20/22

Lily persuades Robin to gatecrash a high-school prom with her in an attempt to get a look at a potential band for her wedding. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall stay at home and prepare the invitations
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Milk
Season 1 Episode 21/22

Lily secretly applies for an art scholarship, while Ted receives a phone call from a dating agency claiming to have found his perfect match. However, he is forced to put the idea on hold because of his ever-present feelings for Robin. Meanwhile, Barney's prank war steps up a gear
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
The Lost Boy
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Murray takes Adam to a Phillies baseball game and allows him to leave his seat on his own for the first time, only to find Adam immediately gets lost in the stadium. Beverly accompanies Erica and Barry on a shopping trip - but they begin arguing on the way home
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:30pm
The Goldbergs
The Adam Bomb
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Erica decides to put college on hold and pursue her dream of becoming a pop singer - which causes her parents no end of stress. Meanwhile, an April Fools' Day prank leads to an all-out war between Adam and Barry. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey, Jeff Garlin and Hayley Orrantia
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Bran Hypothesis
Season 1 Episode 2/17

Sheldon helps Leonard drop off a parcel for Penny, but when he sees how messy her room is, he tries to do a good deed - which is not well received. Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Fuzzyboots Corollary
Season 1 Episode 3/17

Leonard is upset to learn Penny is dating someone, so his friends and fellow scientists encourage him to seek a new romance by asking another woman out. Guest starring Sara Gilbert (Roseanne), with Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
How I Met Your Mother
Atlantic City
Season 2 Episode 8/22

Planning to elope, Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City, but face a three-day wait for a marriage licence. The delay gives the couple time to realise they would like to celebrate their marriage with their families. Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
3:30pm
How I Met Your Mother
Slap Bet
Season 2 Episode 9/22

Robin refuses to go to the mall, leading the group to wonder why she seems so determined to avoid the place, while Ted and Barney discuss women. Comedy, starring Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
4:00pm
Last Man Standing
Mother Fracker
Season 2 Episode 5/18

Eve takes a stand after learning more about her mother's job, while Kristin and Mandy clash over their ideas for a girls' night out. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:30pm
Last Man Standing
Circle of Life
Season 2 Episode 6/18

Mike and Ryan disagree about teaching Boyd the harsh realities of life, and Mandy shows Kyle how to spot a shoplifter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
The Goldbergs
A Chorus Lie
Season 3 Episode 2/24

Beverly tries to help Adam navigate a painless path through puberty, but just as his voice is changing, he is cast in the lead role of the school musical. Determined to help him survive the performance, Beverly decides lip-synching might be the answer. Meanwhile, Murray is irked when Erica chooses musician Johnny over Barry's sidekick Geoff as her date for the homecoming dance
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
The Goldbergs
Jimmy 5 Is Alive
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Barry accidentally records over one of Beverly's prized family videotapes - her treasured keepsake from his fifth birthday party. Meanwhile, Adam and Murray build a robot together, but the project comes between them when they experience creative differences
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Jerusalem Duality
Season 1 Episode 12/17

Sheldon feels threatened by a 15-year-old physics prodigy who is even cleverer than he is, and asks Leonard to help him discredit the precocious teenager's research. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Bat Jar Conjecture
Season 1 Episode 13/17

Leonard, Raj and Howard kick Sheldon off their physics quiz team and replace him with Leslie Winkle, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming a rival quartet of his own. Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
7:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Mr Santiago
Season 4 Episode 7/

Jake tries to impress Amy's father, a former cop, when he comes to Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento come to terms with the fact he can no longer be a police officer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.9
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Mommy Observation
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Sheldon receives a nasty surprise when he visits his mother in Houston, while Raj's murder mystery party causes conflict for the rest of the gang members. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Graduation Transmission
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Howard questions his engineering abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a toy drone to fly. A cancelled flight almost stops Leonard from giving the commencement address at his former high school, while Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Film Prometheus (2012)
A spacecraft is sent to another world, following clues left in ancient artefacts, in search of aliens that may have created the human race. However, the explorers on board discover the extraterrestrials may not be the benevolent creatures they imagined, while the company funding the expedition has its own agenda. Ridley Scott's sci-fi thriller and Alien prequel, starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron and Idris Elba
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
11:25pm
Film The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
A politician is attracted to a dancer he meets at a pivotal moment in his life, but finds his every effort to get to know her is thwarted by a group of mysterious men. He realises these shadowy figures are manipulating him and moving him toward a predetermined fate, which he resolves to fight. Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.3
1:30am
The Big Bang Theory
The Proton Resurgence
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Leonard and Sheldon discover their favourite childhood TV science show host Professor Proton can be booked for private parties and decide to hire him to entertain them. Meanwhile, Raj asks Howard and Bernadette to look after his dog for the weekend, but the couple panic when the canine goes missing. Guest starring Bob Newhart
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:00am
The Big Bang Theory
The Love Spell Potential
Season 6 Episode 23/24

The guys invite the girls to a Dungeons & Dragons night when their trip to Vegas falls through after an incident with airport security. However, following a few drinks, Sheldon and Amy's relationship takes an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Raj goes on a date with Lucy, who tries to sneak out of the restaurant's bathroom window - but ends up getting stuck and calling for his help
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:30am
Celebs Go Dating
Celebs Go Dating: The Finale
Season 1 Episode 15/15

The participants head to a final dinner party, but it remains to be seen who will be taking a date or whether anyone will be riding solo. Will Tyger bring Frankie along, and will Shirin say yes to Jack's invite? Joey will have to choose between fellow celeb Stephanie Pratt and Becky. Charlotte has been in two minds about 20-year-old Brad and her time's up, so she has to decide if age is really just a number. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 15/

Alice gives Taylia a matching tattoo in honour of her sister, while an etching of a randy chicken and an offensive football tattoo are covered up
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
4:20am
Rules of Engagement
Guy Code
Season 2 Episode 4/15

Audrey is invited to learn about the `guy code' when Jeff tells her that his friend was unfaithful to his wife, insisting that she keeps the information to herself in accordance with the rules of the code. Megyn Price and Patrick Warburton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
4:40am
Rules of Engagement
Old-School Jeff
Season 2 Episode 6/15

Jeff lives it up during a night on the town, leaving Russell in trouble and Adam reflecting on the details surrounding his impending nuptials. Audrey invites Jennifer to a wedding, where a boy propositions them. Comedy, starring David Spade
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.2
5:00am
Charmed
Once in a Blue Moon
Season 7 Episode 6/22

The Elders grow suspicious of Leo and assign the girls a new Whitelighter - just as a blue moon causes havoc in the occult world. Paige is warned of a powerful new threat by Agent Brody and Leslie's planned departure prompts him and Phoebe to reveal their feelings for each other. Supernatural drama, guest starring Nick Lachey
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.6

Sat 1 Apr

6:00am
Melissa & Joey
The Other Longo
Season 1 Episode 25/30

Joe's younger half-brother Tony visits and Mel is so impressed by his photography work that she asks him to take some pictures of her. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to avoid an unwell Ryder so she does not succumb to illness before a big party at the weekend. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
6:20am
Melissa & Joey
Teacher/Teacher
Season 1 Episode 26/30

Joe gets Ryder into trouble at school when he helps him complete a homework assignment. Meanwhile, Mel sneaks Lennox into a concert she is not old enough to attend. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
6:40am
Black-ish
The Purge
Season 3 Episode 5/24

After Andre Jr embarrasses Dre during a basketball game, Dre decides to remind his son of his master pranking skills, while the neighbourhood participates in a mischief night
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
7:05am
The Goldbergs
Big Baby Ball
Season 2 Episode 6/24

When Mr Meller singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. Soon after, Murray and Adam see Meller in a new light, so Beverly tries to get his job back for him. Meanwhile, Barry can't accept that Erica is better than him at a new board game - Trivial Pursuit
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
7:35am
The Goldbergs
A Goldberg Thanksgiving
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after she claims her mother's obsession is `sad'. However, when she wins the bet, Erica opts out of celebrating Thanksgiving so Beverly has to find a way to win her daughter back to the celebrations. Uncle Marvin visits and unexpectedly bonds with Adam. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
8:00am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 2/12

Tiff starts to wonder if she and Sam want different things out of their relationship, while Julius finds himself on the receiving end of the affections of Daisy Robbins
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
9:00am
Film Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back (2010)
A chimp working at ground control on the space program longs to be an astronaut, and gets his wish when he is accidentally blasted into space. As his fellow apes try to find a way to bring him home, an evil alien tyrant escapes from captivity seeking revenge. Animated sci-fi comedy sequel, with the voices of Zack Shada and Tom Kenny
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
10:35am
Melissa & Joey
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/30

Family comedy starring Melissa Joan Hart as a local politician left to look after her niece and nephew after a family scandal, who is forced to seek the help of a male nanny to help her cope with her new responsibilities. With Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.4
11:00am
Melissa & Joey
Moving On
Season 1 Episode 2/30

Male nanny Joey moves in to make his childcare work easier, but his 56-inch flat-screen TV disrupts the status quo of the household. Meanwhile, Mel sets her sights on winning a date with a man she meets at work. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
11:35am
Melissa & Joey
Nanny Love
Season 1 Episode 3/30

Joe fears that being a nanny will prevent him from having a love life, so a worried Mel lies to get him a date with her former sorority sister. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
12:00pm
Melissa & Joey
Boy Toys R Us
Season 1 Episode 4/30

Mel disapproves of a boy Lennox has started dating, despite seeing `a bad boy' herself. Meanwhile, Joe takes it upon himself to tidy his employer's closet. Starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
12:35pm
Melissa & Joey
The Perfect Storm
Season 1 Episode 8/30

Mel opts to ground Lennox when she discovers she is failing chemistry and tells her to study. However, Mel's father, Senator Russell Burke, shows up and unexpectedly undermines her authority. Comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
1:00pm
The Goldbergs
Shopping
Season 1 Episode 10/23

Erica's new job at the department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount too frequently. Meanwhile, during a trip to the horse racing track, Pops bends the truth to convince Barry that his bad luck has changed for the better. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
1:35pm
The Goldbergs
The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date for a school dance, but is surprised by her mother's reaction. Meanwhile, Adam gets into a heated argument with Pops
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:00pm
The Goldbergs
The Other Smother
Season 1 Episode 13/23

Beverly is pitted against a rival mother when she tries to micro-manage Barry and Erica's search for college places, while Erica tells Pops that she has tried to enhance her prospects by lying about her extracurricular activities. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:35pm
The Goldbergs
Shall We Play a Game?
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Adam accidentally gets Barry kicked out of his cool group of friends, so he comes up with a plan to get his brother back in favour by convincing them he has the hacking skills to access the school's computer system to change their grades. Comedy, starring Sean Giambrone
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
3:00pm
The Goldbergs
Jimmy 5 Is Alive
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Barry accidentally records over one of Beverly's prized family videotapes - her treasured keepsake from his fifth birthday party. Meanwhile, Adam and Murray build a robot together, but the project comes between them when they experience creative differences
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
3:35pm
The Goldbergs
Smother's Day
Season 3 Episode 22/24

Barry and Erica forget to buy Beverly a Mother's Day gift and make last-minute `Mom Coupons' instead. Understandably hurt, Beverly gets her revenge by cashing in every coupon they have made in one go. Adam yearns to go to a summer camp for junior astronauts and accuses his father of crushing his dreams when he isn't keen to give permission
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
4:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Cooper-Kripke Inversion
Season 6 Episode 14/24

Sheldon is furious when the university forces him to work with Kripke, while Howard's hobby lands him in financial trouble. However, that doesn't stop him and Raj getting expensive action figures of themselves made - much to Bernadette's disapproval
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Season 6 Episode 15/24

An argument between Leonard and Sheldon over the ending of a Harry Potter book affects Amy and Penny's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Howard goes on a trip to Las Vegas with Bernadette and asks Raj to keep an eye on his mother while he is away
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Tangible Affection Proof
Season 6 Episode 16/24

Leonard and Penny celebrate Valentine's Day, but their evening takes a turn for the worse when the latter's ex-boyfriend proposes to his girlfriend in the same restaurant. Meanwhile, Sheldon enlists the help of his assistant Alex to find the perfect gift for Amy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Monster Isolation
Season 6 Episode 17/24

Raj is upset after Lucy runs away in the middle of their date, leaving the gang to cheer him up. However, when Howard bumps into her, she admits she is incredibly shy. Meanwhile, Sheldon asks Penny to help with a new episode of Fun with Flags, and because he is impressed by her acting ability, the friends go to see her in a performance of A Streetcar Named Desire
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Season 6 Episode 18/24

While the girls go to Disneyland and get made up as princesses, the guys have to promote science as a career option for women at Howard's old middle school. Meanwhile, Raj and Lucy have their first date in a library, where instead of speaking to each other they send text messages
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
Film Iron Man 2 (2010)
Tycoon-turned-superhero Tony Stark confronts a fearsome new foe in a Russian scientist using his own deadly hi-tech weapons to seek revenge. He also faces a struggle to keep his secrets out of the hands of both the government and an amoral rival, and discovers the armour he developed to fight evil is slowly killing him. Action adventure sequel, with Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke and Don Cheadle. Edited for language and violence
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
9:00pm
Film The Transporter (2002)
An underworld courier lives by a simple code - to never ask what he is transporting. However, when he discovers his latest cargo is alive, his conscience gets the better of him and he faces a dangerous game of cat and mouse with his unknown but powerful employers. Action adventure, starring Jason Statham, Shu Qi, Matt Schulze and Francois Berleand
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:50pm
Gogglebox
Season 4 Episode 12/12

The nation's most opinionated critics provide commentary on their TV viewing, including Bond film Casino Royale, quiz show Catchphrase, the final of singing competition The X Factor, James Nesbitt thriller The Missing, home cooking show Nigellissima, and comedy from Morecambe and Wise, as well as the biggest news stories. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. First aired in December 2014
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
11:55pm
Gogglebox
Season 5 Episode 5/12

The nation's favourite armchair critics deliver commentary on hypnotic game show You're Back in the Room, art competition The Big Painting Challenge, Aussie soap Neighbours, student quiz University Challenge and charity fundraiser Comic Relief. Narrated by Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
12:55am
Rude Tube
Cunning Stunts
Season 9 Episode 4/10

Alex Zane introduces another selection of daring internet videos involving unusual stunts, including clips of people cooking with lava, taking selfies with sharks and setting a world record for doing flips on a BMX
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
2:00am
Naked Attraction
Season 1 Episode 5/5

Two more singletons choose a date from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time. First up is 24-year-old Rebecca, a singer from Nottinghamshire who is tired of always having her heart broken by guys with a bad boy image and wants to see if choosing a date in the studio can help her pick a better mate. Next up is 25-year-old development manager Dan from Durham, who has unsuccessfully tried countless dating apps and hopes to find Mr Right
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
2:55am
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
Broken Promises
Season 4

Coulson grows closer to May, unaware of the dark secret she is hiding. Aida continues her relentless search for the Darkhold
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
3:40am
Melissa & Joey
The Other Longo
Season 1 Episode 25/30

Joe's younger half-brother Tony visits and Mel is so impressed by his photography work that she asks him to take some pictures of her. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to avoid an unwell Ryder so she does not succumb to illness before a big party at the weekend. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
4:00am
Melissa & Joey
Teacher/Teacher
Season 1 Episode 26/30

Joe gets Ryder into trouble at school when he helps him complete a homework assignment. Meanwhile, Mel sneaks Lennox into a concert she is not old enough to attend. Family comedy, starring Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.4
4:25am
Revenge
Two Graves
Season 4 Episode 23/23

Emily is being backed into a corner and, with few options left, may be forced to confess her guilt, but first she has to decide how far she'll go before admitting defeat. Guest starring Courtney Love and Adrienne Barbeau
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.2

Sun 2 Apr

6:00am
Rude(ish) Tube
Season 3 Episode 4/20

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos, including a cat playing chess and a horse doing yoga
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.6
6:25am
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 2 Episode 11/50

Stable-owner Alice and her boyfriend Ollie, travel specialists Gareth and Hihine, and newlyweds John and Katy compete over three evenings in Cambridge to host the best dinner party
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.3
7:20am
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 2 Episode 20/50

In East Anglia, hip-hop enthusiasts Christine and Terry provide a hearty menu for their guests, before allotment owners Tim and Amanda host with a menu dedicated to their home-grown fruit and veg. Finally, Megan and Matt - who rarely spend time together in the kitchen - set off their fire alarm and have difficulty pulling things together and getting any food to the table
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.3
8:25am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
11:00am
Made in Chelsea
Season 13 Episode 2/12

Tiff starts to wonder if she and Sam want different things out of their relationship, while Julius finds himself on the receiving end of the affections of Daisy Robbins
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.2
12:00pm
Film Clueless (1995)
A rich high-school student uses all her charm and financial clout to boost an awkward new pupil's image, but soon finds she has created a monster - while her own popularity suffers in the process. Comedy inspired by Jane Austen's Emma, starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy and Paul Rudd. Edited for language
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
2:00pm
The Goldbergs
Big Baby Ball
Season 2 Episode 6/24

When Mr Meller singles out Adam during dodgeball, Beverly intervenes and gets him fired. Soon after, Murray and Adam see Meller in a new light, so Beverly tries to get his job back for him. Meanwhile, Barry can't accept that Erica is better than him at a new board game - Trivial Pursuit
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
2:30pm
The Goldbergs
A Goldberg Thanksgiving
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Beverly challenges Erica to participate in Jazzercise after she claims her mother's obsession is `sad'. However, when she wins the bet, Erica opts out of celebrating Thanksgiving so Beverly has to find a way to win her daughter back to the celebrations. Uncle Marvin visits and unexpectedly bonds with Adam. Comedy, starring Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
3:00pm
The Goldbergs
The Kara-te Kid
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Adam and the other Adam Goldberg decide to face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud, so Barry and Adam ask Uncle Marvin for some martial arts training
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
3:30pm
Black-ish
The Purge
Season 3 Episode 5/24

After Andre Jr embarrasses Dre during a basketball game, Dre decides to remind his son of his master pranking skills, while the neighbourhood participates in a mischief night
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
4:00pm
Baby Daddy
To Elle and Back
Season 6 Episode 1/

Ben is still enthusiastically searching for the mysterious Elle, while Danny and Riley are hunting for a doctor to help with the pregnancy. Return of the comedy
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Rating: 6.9
4:30pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Mr Santiago
Season 4 Episode 7/

Jake tries to impress Amy's father, a former cop, when he comes to Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento come to terms with the fact he can no longer be a police officer
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Rating: 5.9
5:00pm
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Skyfire Cycle
Season 4 Episode 8/

An author is receiving death threats - and Terry is excited as the writer is his lifelong hero. A maths puzzle leads to an argument between Kevin and Holt
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Rating: 5.9
5:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Closet Reconfiguration
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Bernadette and Howard host a dinner party, but as it falls on Sheldon's Thai food night, he opts to bring his own dinner. As punishment for his lack of manners, the gang decides he should organise Wolowitz's cluttered wardrobe, but he discovers an unopened letter from Howard's father, who hasn't made contact in years
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Rating: 7.5
6:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Tenure Turbulence
Season 6 Episode 20/24

The guys compete for a tenured professor position at the university, leading them to try to win over the committee in charge of appointing a new staff member, and arguing about who deserves the spot the most. However, the panel includes Mrs Davis from Human Resources, whom Sheldon has crossed paths with before. Guest starring Regina King
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Rating: 7.5
6:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Closure Alternative
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Amy tries to help Sheldon get over his desire for closure when one of his favourite TV shows is cancelled on a cliffhanger ending. Meanwhile, Raj discovers his new girlfriend Lucy has a blog in which she has written about him, but is upset when he learns she believes he has feminine qualities, causing him to worry about their relationship
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Rating: 7.5
7:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Proton Resurgence
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Leonard and Sheldon discover their favourite childhood TV science show host Professor Proton can be booked for private parties and decide to hire him to entertain them. Meanwhile, Raj asks Howard and Bernadette to look after his dog for the weekend, but the couple panic when the canine goes missing. Guest starring Bob Newhart
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Rating: 7.5
7:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Love Spell Potential
Season 6 Episode 23/24

The guys invite the girls to a Dungeons & Dragons night when their trip to Vegas falls through after an incident with airport security. However, following a few drinks, Sheldon and Amy's relationship takes an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Raj goes on a date with Lucy, who tries to sneak out of the restaurant's bathroom window - but ends up getting stuck and calling for his help
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Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Status Quo Combustion
Season 7 Episode 24/24

In the seventh series finale, Sheldon becomes upset about his career, the destruction of the comic-book store and Leonard and Penny's future living arrangements. Elsewhere, Howard is unable to keep hold of a carer for his mother. Comedy, staring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
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Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
The Big Bang Theory
The Comic-Con Conundrum
Season 10 Episode 17/24

The gang's annual trip to Comic-Con is thrown into doubt when Raj, who is no longer accepting his father's financial support, cannot afford to go
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Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
The Patriot
Season 4 Episode 10/

Coulson and Mack discover a shocking secret about Mace which places the entire organisation in a dangerous position
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Rating: 7.3
10:00pm
Tattoo Fixers
Season 3 Episode 15/

Alice gives Taylia a matching tattoo in honour of her sister, while an etching of a randy chicken and an offensive football tattoo are covered up
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Rating: 5.7
11:00pm
Celebrity First Dates
Season 1 Episode 1/4

TV presenter Esther Rantzen has found life lonely since the death of her husband Desmond Wilcox in 2000, but is worried her formidable reputation can scare men off. She participates in this celebrity version of the show in which singletons meet up with potential partners at a restaurant. Also appearing on this first edition are actor Richard Blackwood (aka EastEnders bad boy Vincent), The Only Way Is Essex reality TV star Jess Wright and 2012 Paralympics table tennis silver medallist Will Bayley
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Rating: 5.8
12:05am
Naked Attraction
Season 1 Episode 5/5

Two more singletons choose a date from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time. First up is 24-year-old Rebecca, a singer from Nottinghamshire who is tired of always having her heart broken by guys with a bad boy image and wants to see if choosing a date in the studio can help her pick a better mate. Next up is 25-year-old development manager Dan from Durham, who has unsuccessfully tried countless dating apps and hopes to find Mr Right
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Rating: 6.6
1:10am
Gogglebox
Season 6 Episode 7/15

The nation's favourite armchair critics share their sharp, insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of programmes including Downton Abbey, Great Continental Railway Journeys, Gift of Life, First Dates, Eternal Glory, Dirty Dancing and the news. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. First aired in October 2015
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.1
2:15am
Bizarre ER
Season 1 Episode 3/

The latest cases include a lady who has hooked a keyring through her finger and an aspiring sailor who lost a chunk from one of her appendages
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Rating: 6.8
3:05am
Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
The Patriot
Season 4 Episode 10/

Coulson and Mack discover a shocking secret about Mace which places the entire organisation in a dangerous position
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
3:50am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2