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Sun 25 Feb

6:00am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 28 Episode 17/19

Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a child `squashed' by a wardrobe, a teenager falling over a cliff, and a paraglider feeling sick during a selfie
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:50am
Emmerdale
Omnibus. Tracy's past as a prostitute comes back to haunt her when she realises that Phil is one of her former clients, and that he intends to blackmail her. Sandy prepares to bid a final farewell to Emmerdale, while Ross is plunged into despair, confiding in Pete that he wishes Emma had shot him instead
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
9:35am
Coronation Street
Omnibus. The Connors wait expectantly as first Aidan then Carla are wheeled down to the operating theatre. Meanwhile, Summer is shocked at the state she finds Billy in, and Michelle tells Robert she is sure she can start afresh with Ali
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
12:30pm
Mr Bean
Mr Bean Rides Again
Season 1 Episode 6/14

Rowan Atkinson's clumsy alter ego returns to cause more chaos as he puts his dubious first aid skills to good use on an unconscious man in the street, makes a meal out of the simple task of posting a letter, and jets off for the holiday of a lifetime
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:05pm
Mr Bean
Mr Bean in Room 426
Season 1 Episode 8/14

Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego embarks on another disaster-filled outing when he treats his hotel room to a makeover but ends up causing devastation
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:35pm
The Voice UK
Season 7 Episode 8/14

The contest heats up as the teams assembled by Tom Jones, Will.i.am, Jennifer Hudson and Olly Murs enter the Battle phase. Here, the coaches are tasked with chipping away at their roster of would-be stars via head-to-head studio battles. Each of the coaches are given `steals', which gives them a chance to save any of the acts knocked out by their rival coaches during the sing-offs. As the contest gets ever fiercer, Emma Willis will be on hand to congratulate the victors, and commiserate with their defeated rivals
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Daffy Duck tires of playing second fiddle to Bugs Bunny, so sets off to seek his fortune. He ends up helping a would-be stuntman rescue his screen idol father, in reality a secret agent, who has been kidnapped by the deranged chairman of the Acme Corporation. Live action and animated comedy, with Brendan Fraser, Steve Martin, Timothy Dalton and Jenna Elfman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:05pm
FYI Daily
24/02/2018
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.7
4:10pm
Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Daffy Duck tires of playing second fiddle to Bugs Bunny, so sets off to seek his fortune. He ends up helping a would-be stuntman rescue his screen idol father, in reality a secret agent, who has been kidnapped by the deranged chairman of the Acme Corporation. Live action and animated comedy, with Brendan Fraser, Steve Martin, Timothy Dalton and Jenna Elfman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:55pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
5:55pm
FYI Daily
24/02/2018
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.7
6:00pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
7:00pm
Film Legally Blonde (2001)
A seemingly dizzy teenager is heartbroken when her boyfriend dumps her because he thinks she is not intelligent enough to help his political career. To prove him wrong she enrols at Harvard, but finds herself out of her depth as other students do their best to humiliate her. Comedy, starring Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Matthew Davis and Victor Garber
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
8:00pm
FYI Daily
24/02/2018
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

Rating: 2.7
8:05pm
Film Legally Blonde (2001)
A seemingly dizzy teenager is heartbroken when her boyfriend dumps her because he thinks she is not intelligent enough to help his political career. To prove him wrong she enrols at Harvard, but finds herself out of her depth as other students do their best to humiliate her. Comedy, starring Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Matthew Davis and Victor Garber
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
9:00pm
Ibiza Weekender
Season 4 Episode 7/10

The team welcomes a new arrival, Callum faces a dilemma, and Jordan raises his game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
10:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Season 1 Episode 15/

The teams are on the home straight to the final, but relationships are tested over the latest round of mental and physical challenges in the African Savannah
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
11:00pm
Family Guy
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Season 4 Episode 9/30

Lois is sent to prison for persistent shoplifting, plunging the family into such disarray that Peter feels obliged to help her escape. Forced to go on the run, they take refuge in `Asian Town' - where Joe eventually tracks them down
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Family Guy
North by North Quahog
Season 4 Episode 1/30

Peter goes on a second honeymoon with Lois in an effort to put the spark back into their marriage, and tries to get an upgrade on their hotel suite by impersonating Mel Gibson. Meanwhile, Chris gets into trouble for having alcohol at a school dance - despite protesting it was not his
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:55pm
Family Guy
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr High
Season 4 Episode 2/30

Chris falls in love with new teacher Mrs Lockhart - who takes advantage of his naive infatuation by luring him into a scheme to kill her unsuspecting husband. Meanwhile, Brian takes a job as a substitute teacher and is put in charge of a remedial class. With the guest voice of Drew Barrymore
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:25am
American Dad!
Familyland
Season 10 Episode 10/20

Francine wishes to relive her kids' childhoods with a family trip to a theme park, but disaster strikes when the cryonically-frozen founder of the attraction is mistakenly thawed out and takes them prisoner in the Medieval area
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:55am
American Dad!
Cock of the Sleepwalk
Season 10 Episode 11/20

A disturbance in Stan's daily bedtime routine unleashes his alter-ego, a do-gooder intent on completing all the heroic deeds he would never normally even contemplate. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:25am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 5/12

Featuring the world's shortest cow, the most rhinestones stuck on someone's body and a man attempting to run 50 metres in high heels
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
1:55am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 3/12

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of world record attempts from around the world, including the most teeth in a mouth, the fastest time to type a text message, the largest skinny dip, and the most coconuts smashed on a person's head with a baseball bat
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Mon 26 Feb

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 411/

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 11/12

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the fastest blindfold 50m, the most cans crushed between the shoulder blades, the fastest tightrope walk in high heels and the world's oldest base jumper
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 12/12

Matt Edmondson narrates attempts to make records for opening bottles using teeth, restraining motorcycles and catching arrows with bare hands
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
7:10am
Dress to Impress
Ciara Foster
Season 1 Episode 9/30

Three singletons in Essex try to win the affections of podium dancer Ciara by picking an outfit of their choice for her to wear
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
7:55am
Emmerdale
Celebration leads to concern for Chas, Liv is left torn, and Jimmy is rewarded
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:20am
Coronation Street
Nicola tells Gary she thinks Phelan called the police and knows about Seb being in the flat. Meanwhile, Lee is angry when Billy refuses his request to stay a couple of nights, and Kevin offers Jenny a friendly ear. Continues at 8.30pm
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:50am
Coronation Street
Phelan has some strong words for Nicola, and Josh and David join forces to deal with Lee. Meanwhile, Jenny confides her troubles to Kevin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 105/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:15am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Carl Fogarty
Season 2 Episode 6/30

Superbike champion Carl Fogarty puts on a dinner party as he plays mystery host to four strangers, who have to try and work out his identity using cryptic clues. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
11:10am
Dress to Impress
Winter
Season 1 Episode 10/30

In London, three singletons go up against each other in a series of shopping challenges to win the affections of self-proclaimed princess Winter. To impress her, they have to dress her, but Winter has no information to go on but the outfits bought. Which of the three competitors will she choose for a prized first date?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Celebration leads to concern for Chas, Liv is left torn, and Jimmy is rewarded
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:50pm
Coronation Street
Nicola tells Gary she thinks Phelan called the police and knows about Seb being in the flat. Meanwhile, Lee is angry when Billy refuses his request to stay a couple of nights, and Kevin offers Jenny a friendly ear. Continues at 8.30pm
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
Coronation Street
Phelan has some strong words for Nicola, and Josh and David join forces to deal with Lee. Meanwhile, Jenny confides her troubles to Kevin
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 106/

Diane Keaton chats about her new book The House That Pinterest Built and geography genius Nate Seltzer is tested on his knowledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 113/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 156/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
4:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 144/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
Take Me Out
Season 10 Episode 2/9

Dan, a gymnast from London, Sean, a bird-watcher from Manchester, Yorkshire-based pig-farmer Jimmy, and Worcester vintage car enthusiast Karim all seek a turn in Paddy McGuinness's `love lift'. Once they have ascended, they are challenged to impress a panel of 30 single ladies, one of whom they may be in with a chance of dating
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 3/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring a pole-dancing pensioner, squirrel madness and how not to use a chainsaw
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 15/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Bridget serves divorce papers on Walden, who then meets a new woman bearing a striking resemblance to her. American comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Jake develops a crush on his chemistry tutor, who in turn takes a liking to Walden. Meanwhile, Evelyn is hired as an interior designer and Alan starts reading one of Charlie's old journals. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Season 1 Episode 16/

The boys go head to head once again with the girls in the latest team challenge in the African savannah. Laura Whitmore presents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Family Guy
Model Misbehaviour
Season 4 Episode 10/30

Lois fulfils a lifelong ambition by becoming a model, much to the displeasure of Peter and her father. Meanwhile, Brian works for Stewie's marketing company to pay for the treatment of an embarrassing problem
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:30pm
Family Guy
Peter's Got Woods
Season 4 Episode 11/30

Brian embarks on a relationship with a teacher, causing him to neglect Peter - who responds by befriending actor James Woods instead. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes so agitated by The Da Vinci Code that he is unable to sleep
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:55pm
Family Guy
Blind Ambition
Season 4 Episode 3/30

Mort and Quagmire both notch up notable achievements, making Peter feel he ought to do something he can be proud of. He decides to set the world record for swallowing coins - but does not take into account the dangers of nickel poisoning
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
American Dad!
Rubberneckers
Season 10 Episode 17/20

The CIA teaches Stan about `rubbernecking', the art of checking out other women away from the gaze of their wives. However, after the training, Stan gets into an accident while attempting to take a photo of an attractive jogger. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new sofa
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:55pm
American Dad!
Permanent Record Wrecker
Season 10 Episode 18/20

Stan loses his job at the CIA in a round of budget cuts and struggles to find new employment because all of his work experience is classified. Meanwhile, Roger makes a bet with a coffee shop musician - a decision he could live to regret
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:25am
Plebs
The Vestal
Season 3 Episode 3/8

When Marcus's parents visit for the weekend, he is keen to keep them and Delphine as far apart as possible. Meanwhile, Stylax pursues a romance with Ursula, one of the vestal virgins who guard the city's sacred flame, and Grumio spots a business opportunity. Comedy, guest starring Michelle Keegan, Samantha Spiro and Danny Webb
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
12:55am
Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Bridget serves divorce papers on Walden, who then meets a new woman bearing a striking resemblance to her. American comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:25am
Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Jake develops a crush on his chemistry tutor, who in turn takes a liking to Walden. Meanwhile, Evelyn is hired as an interior designer and Alan starts reading one of Charlie's old journals. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:50am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 4/12

Matt Edmondson introduces the records for putting on hair rollers while on a rollercoaster and regurgitating coins, and sees the world's biggest collection of Star Wars memorabilia
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Tue 27 Feb

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 412/

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 6/12

Matt Edmondson narrates more record feats, including the world's longest tongue and the fastest escape from a straitjacket underwater
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 10/16

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the most slam dunks by a parrot and the fastest time to put on and take off underwear. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
7:10am
Dress to Impress
Winter
Season 1 Episode 10/30

In London, three singletons go up against each other in a series of shopping challenges to win the affections of self-proclaimed princess Winter. To impress her, they have to dress her, but Winter has no information to go on but the outfits bought. Which of the three competitors will she choose for a prized first date?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
7:55am
Emmerdale
Paddy overhears Chas talking to Faith about her pregnancy. She is relieved when he tells her that he knows, and together they discuss the best options for their future. Jimmy is under strain with his new job, and Victoria worries about Rebecca and realises that she cannot be left on her own
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:20am
Coronation Street
Billy receives a summons from Summer's school, and Eileen and Nicola air their differences. Meanwhile, Maria questions Liam about his odd behaviour
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:50am
Coronation Street
Billy gives way to Geraldine, and Bethany unleashes her temper in the salon. Meanwhile, Tyrone is annoyed to find Gemma in charge of his children
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 106/

Diane Keaton chats about her new book The House That Pinterest Built and geography genius Nate Seltzer is tested on his knowledge
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:15am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Danielle Lloyd
Season 2 Episode 7/30

Former Miss England Danielle Lloyd puts on a dinner party at her palatial home as she plays mystery host to four strangers. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
11:10am
Dress to Impress
Cece
Season 1 Episode 11/30

Three singletons try to impress dental nurse Cece in Cardiff, who then goes on a date with the person whose taste in clothes she liked best
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Paddy overhears Chas talking to Faith about her pregnancy. She is relieved when he tells her that he knows, and together they discuss the best options for their future. Jimmy is under strain with his new job, and Victoria worries about Rebecca and realises that she cannot be left on her own
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:50pm
Coronation Street
Billy receives a summons from Summer's school, and Eileen and Nicola air their differences. Meanwhile, Maria questions Liam about his odd behaviour
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
Coronation Street
Billy gives way to Geraldine, and Bethany unleashes her temper in the salon. Meanwhile, Tyrone is annoyed to find Gemma in charge of his children
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 107/

The comedian is joined in conversation by former CEO of Microsoft, Bill Gates. Plus, Keala performs This Is Me from the film, The Greatest Showman on Earth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 96/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 1/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
4:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
27/02/2018
Season 15

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
Take Me Out
Season 10 Episode 3/9

Paddy McGuinness continues to arrange more dates for his returning panel of 30 single girls. This time, the Love Lift delivers a model from the Wirral, a caricaturist from Blackpool, a student from London, and a musician from Brighton. If any of these men are to secure a chance at love, they must first impress the single ladies enough for them to signal their approval by keeping their lights on
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring performing tots, a countdown of five teenagers in pain and the familiar line-up of crazy animals, below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 18/26

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring boating mishaps and a bashful raccoon
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Thanks for the Intercourse
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Walden has a still-grieving Alan institutionalised when a redecoration of the beach house prompts him to begin acting strangely, dressing and sleeping around like his dead brother Charlie
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Alan leaves the stress clinic and is horrified to discover Jake has got his girlfriend pregnant and Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, pushing his tolerance levels to the limit
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Season 1 Episode 17/

With the final just days away, the boys and girls cannot risk leaving the competition and losing out on the chance to win a share of the 40,000 pound cash prize
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 14 Episode 10/14

Keith Lemon hosts the near-the-knuckle comedy quiz, with guests James Martin, Chris Ramsey, Frankie Bridge, Jennifer Metcalfe, Vernon Kay and Paddy McGuinness joining team captains Holly Willoughby and Gino D'Acampo
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.5
10:50pm
Family Guy
The Perfect Castaway
Season 4 Episode 12/30

Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe go on a fishing trip, only to encounter rough seas and end up stranded on a desert island. Convinced she is now a widow, Lois tries to put her grief behind her and start a new life
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:15pm
Family Guy
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Season 4 Episode 5/30

Peter learns Loretta is having an affair and decides to tell Cleveland - whose response proves disappointingly low-key. Meanwhile, Joe almost dies during a game of charades, prompting Lois to make the family take first-aid classes. Featuring the guest voices of actress Jennifer Tilly and former wrestler Randy Savage
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:40pm
American Dad!
News Glances with Genevieve Vavance
Season 10 Episode 19/20

Hayley secures an internship with a local news station and starts working with a controversial reporter who harbours an interesting secret. Animated comedy, starring the voice of Rachael MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:10am
American Dad!
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
Season 10 Episode 13/20

Against Francine's wishes, Stan drugs Steve and his friends to give them an outdoor experience courtesy of the CIA's holodeck. Meanwhile, after buying Roger's home star on the Star Registry, Hayley makes herself his queen
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:40am
The Cleveland Show
Your Show of Shows
Season 2 Episode 21/22

Rallo and his friends Bernard and Theodore perform in the school talent show, but their rap about fiscal responsibility proves unpopular with the student body. Meanwhile, Cleveland turns to daytime TV for answers when his own debut show is panned by critics. With the voices of Will.i.am and T-Pain
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
1:10am
Two and a Half Men
Thanks for the Intercourse
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Walden has a still-grieving Alan institutionalised when a redecoration of the beach house prompts him to begin acting strangely, dressing and sleeping around like his dead brother Charlie
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:35am
Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Alan leaves the stress clinic and is horrified to discover Jake has got his girlfriend pregnant and Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, pushing his tolerance levels to the limit
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:05am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 5/16

Matt Edmondson guides us through some more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time to sing suspended upside down
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:15am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:45am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Wed 28 Feb

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 413/

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 1/8

A showcase for some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts. The first edition features Japanese skipping dogs, the quickest 100-metre moonwalk and the dog with the longest tongue in the world. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 8/12

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the world's longest sausage chain, a couple with a record-breaking number of tattoos and the farthest distance skateboarding by a goat
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
7:10am
Dress to Impress
Cece
Season 1 Episode 11/30

Three singletons try to impress dental nurse Cece in Cardiff, who then goes on a date with the person whose taste in clothes she liked best
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
7:55am
Emmerdale
Chas has decided to have an abortion, but is shocked to discover that Paddy wants her to have the baby, leaving her struggling to break the news that her decision is final. Harriet and Laurel get a surprise, and Jimmy feels he cannot quit his new job as Nicola begins making expensive plans to go on holiday
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:20am
The Cube
Season 9 Episode 5/6

Phillip Schofield invites another two contestants to test their skill, agility and co-ordination in the show's fiendishly difficult challenges. This time, research midwife Claire hopes winning the £250,000 jackpot will provide the funds she needs to buy an expensive motorhome for a planned trip around Europe, while her fellow competitor Kevin has his sights set on a new kitchen for his home
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 107/

The comedian is joined in conversation by former CEO of Microsoft, Bill Gates. Plus, Keala performs This Is Me from the film, The Greatest Showman on Earth
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:15am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Helen Lederer
Season 2 Episode 8/30

Actress, comedian and writer Helen Lederer throws today's dinner party, and Brian McFadden provides another four diners with cryptic clues hinting at the identity of their mystery hostess
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
11:10am
Dress to Impress
Roger
Season 1 Episode 12/30

Three singletons go up against each other in the ultimate shopping challenge, as they try to win the affections of footballer Roger by each buying him an outfit
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Chas has decided to have an abortion, but is shocked to discover that Paddy wants her to have the baby, leaving her struggling to break the news that her decision is final. Harriet and Laurel get a surprise, and Jimmy feels he cannot quit his new job as Nicola begins making expensive plans to go on holiday
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:50pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 8/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 14/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring a dog with a lightsaber, a scooter trick misfiring and a possessed parasol
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 108/

Oprah Winfrey talks about her starring role in fantasy film A Wrinkle in Time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 125/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 105/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
4:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 107/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
Take Me Out
Season 10 Episode 4/9

A warehouse worker from Wolverhampton, a musician from Leicester, a fitness blogger from Croyden and a single father from Glasgow step into Paddy McGuinness's Love Lift this week, seeking an audience with his panel of 30 single ladies
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 11/26

Harry Hill presents more hilarious home videos sent in by the public. This edition features cute kids, merry mishaps, silly seniors and animals that just cannot get along
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 12/26

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including comical bird clips, unlikely insurance claims and macho men
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Walden meets an attractive British woman at the supermarket, and the encounter prompts him to consider getting back into the dating game. However, his efforts leave his would-be conquest convinced he is not yet ready for another romance. Guest starring Sophie Winkleman (Peep Show)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Walden seems to have moved on following his divorce, and is busy trying his best to impress a new love interest, only for Bridget to make another reappearance. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Judy Greer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Season 1 Episode 18/

The boys and girls compete in the ultimate battle of the sexes, and with the cash prize in sight, they have to keep their friends close and their enemies closer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 15 Episode 2/10

Keith Lemon hosts the near-the-knuckle comedy quiz, with Johnny Vegas and Rylan Clark-Neal joining regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Gino D'Acampo
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.5
10:50pm
Family Guy
Jungle Love
Season 4 Episode 13/30

Chris runs away to South America to avoid a painful high-school initiation ceremony, and is soon joined by Peter, who has grown weary of his job at the beer factory. The pair are treated like gods by tribesmen, but realise they cannot escape their problems for ever
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:15pm
Family Guy
Petarded
Season 4 Episode 6/30

Peter tries to prove he is a genius but ends up being classed as mentally challenged - a development he is quick to use to his advantage. Meanwhile, Lois is taken to hospital suffering from burns, leaving Cleveland to look after the children
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:45pm
American Dad!
The Longest Distance Relationship
Season 10 Episode 20/20

A year after Jeff was abducted by aliens from Roger's home planet, Hayley meets a new man in the form of millionaire Matt Davis. However, she soon finds herself in the most unusual love triangle when her missing husband manages to make contact via a CB radio - forcing her to choose between between maintaining a very long-distance relationship or making a fresh start
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:15am
American Dad!
Stan Goes on the Pill
Season 10 Episode 14/20

Stan tries out an experimental drug that is meant to help him listen to Francine, but instead turns him into a woman, leaving him searching for a cure
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:40am
The Cleveland Show
Hot Cocoa Bang Bang
Season 2 Episode 22/22

The family attends Comic-Con, where Cleveland plans to promote his creation Waderman. Meanwhile, Donna is horrified to discover that a blaxploitation film she starred in when she was younger is being screened at the event, and Cleveland Jr embarks on a mission to restore the annual gathering to its humble roots
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.8
1:10am
Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Walden meets an attractive British woman at the supermarket, and the encounter prompts him to consider getting back into the dating game. However, his efforts leave his would-be conquest convinced he is not yet ready for another romance. Guest starring Sophie Winkleman (Peep Show)
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:40am
Two and a Half Men
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Walden seems to have moved on following his divorce, and is busy trying his best to impress a new love interest, only for Bridget to make another reappearance. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Judy Greer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:10am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the record for the most meatballs eaten in one minute
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Thu 1 Mar

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 414/

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 2/16

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the highest number of eggs to be carried on a single hat, and the most times for a dog to catch a frisbee. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 9/12

Matt Edmondson narrates peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the heaviest mantle of bees, the fastest time to eat 10 chillies and the longest Riverdance line
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
7:10am
Dress to Impress
Roger
Season 1 Episode 12/30

Three singletons go up against each other in the ultimate shopping challenge, as they try to win the affections of footballer Roger by each buying him an outfit
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
7:55am
Emmerdale
The smoke rising from Robert's scrapyard causes Joe to lose a client, so he vows to get even by manipulating Jimmy into helping him dig up some dirt. Zak confronts his feelings, and Laurel gets a surprise
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:20am
Coronation Street
Bethany suffers a harrowing experience at work, and Zeedan pushes Kate and Sophie together. Meanwhile, Summer confronts a wretched Billy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
8:50am
Coronation Street
Bethany fears for her state of mind, and Kate's change of heart disappoints Sophie. Elsewhere, Eileen and Liz hold peace talks in an unlikely setting
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 108/

Oprah Winfrey talks about her starring role in fantasy film A Wrinkle in Time
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:15am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Aldo Zilli
Season 2 Episode 9/30

The contestants are guaranteed some fine food today as their mystery host is celebrity chef Aldo Zilli. Can he cook up enough cryptic clues to hide his Italian identity or will he be getting out the Fairy Liquid when the diners have all gone home? Brian McFadden plays go-between
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
11:10am
Dress to Impress
Dean
Season 1 Episode 13/30

Three singletons in Leeds try to win the affections of nightclub host Dean by picking an outfit of their choice for him to wear
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
The smoke rising from Robert's scrapyard causes Joe to lose a client, so he vows to get even by manipulating Jimmy into helping him dig up some dirt. Zak confronts his feelings, and Laurel gets a surprise
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:50pm
Coronation Street
Bethany suffers a harrowing experience at work, and Zeedan pushes Kate and Sophie together. Meanwhile, Summer confronts a wretched Billy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:15pm
Coronation Street
Bethany fears for her state of mind, and Kate's change of heart disappoints Sophie. Elsewhere, Eileen and Liz hold peace talks in an unlikely setting
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 109/

Josh Duhamel previews his upcoming true crime anthology series Unsolved and dancer Tavaris Jones performs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 104/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 155/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
4:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 132/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
Take Me Out
Season 10 Episode 5/9

Paddy McGuinness welcomes another panel of 30 single women to appraise the merits of men seeking romance. This time, the Love Lift welcomes an Englishman, and Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman, as law clerk Harrison from Leeds, Dublin hotelier Glenn, Edinburgh-based personal trainer Jack, and Lloyd, a DJ from Swansea all try to secure dates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 8/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 14/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring a dog with a lightsaber, a scooter trick misfiring and a possessed parasol
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Walden's mother teams up with Bridget to take over his company, but he refuses to give up control easily and appoints Alan as a member of the board to help defend his interests. American comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Season 1 Episode 19/

The battle of the sexes continues, as the final contestants prepare for the last challenge of the series. Presented by Laura Whitmore
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
CelebAbility
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Famous faces Megan McKenna, Will Best, Keith Duffy, Ola Jordan and Stephen Bailey take on five friends in a series of challenges. Game show, hosted by Iain Stirling
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
10:50pm
Family Guy
PTV
Season 4 Episode 14/30

Irate at the censoring of his favourite TV shows, Peter launches his own channel and begins broadcasting from the Griffin home - but falls foul of the authorities, who take exception to his liberal agenda. Meanwhile, Stewie finds Osama bin Laden
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:20pm
Family Guy
Brian the Bachelor
Season 4 Episode 7/30

Brian is selected to appear on a TV dating show, but ends up falling for the star and pursues her after the cameras have been switched off. Meanwhile, Chris develops a nasty case of acne that gets him into trouble by encouraging him to do bad deeds. With the guest voice of Jessica Biel
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:45pm
American Dad!
Roger Passes the Bar
Season 11 Episode 1/18

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, while an attractive new next-door neighbour promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for them doing the housework
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:15am
American Dad!
Honey, I'm Homeland
Season 10 Episode 15/20

Stan tries to infiltrate the Occupy movement, but the mission goes wrong and he is captured by radicals. He is soon returned home, but Hayley suspects that her father may have been brainwashed
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:40am
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:05am
Ibiza Weekender
Season 4 Episode 7/10

The team welcomes a new arrival, Callum faces a dilemma, and Jordan raises his game
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
2:10am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 4/16

Matt Edmondson presents more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, like the world's shortest and longest cats, the highest waterfall jump, and the longest underwater kiss
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Fri 2 Mar

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Season 4 Episode 415/

Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 2/8

More Incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, featuring Australian diving pigs, the most tattooed man on the planet and dogs removing socks from people's feet. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the record for the most meatballs eaten in one minute
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
7:10am
Dress to Impress
Dean
Season 1 Episode 13/30

Three singletons in Leeds try to win the affections of nightclub host Dean by picking an outfit of their choice for him to wear
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
7:55am
Emmerdale
Jimmy accidentally reverses into Laurel with his car. Bob rushes to Mulberry fearing for her life, and the thought that she may have died drives them to give in to their feelings for each other. Priya faces the challenge of looking after an uncooperative Eliza and Amba
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:20am
Emmerdale
Chas suffers, and Priya loses her temper when looking after the girls - only for Rishi to witness her outburst. Joe is confident that his plot against Robert will be successful
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:55am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 24 Episode 3/26

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring a pole-dancing pensioner, squirrel madness and how not to use a chainsaw
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
9:25am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 109/

Josh Duhamel previews his upcoming true crime anthology series Unsolved and dancer Tavaris Jones performs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7
10:15am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Kellie Maloney
Season 2 Episode 10/30

Boxing promoter Kellie Maloney throws a dinner party for four strangers at her Essex home. Brian McFadden hosts the game show where diners try to guess the identity of a mystery host holding a dinner party in order to win a cash prize
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
11:10am
Dress to Impress
Leonnie
Season 1 Episode 14/30

Three singletons go up against each other in Leeds, where they try to win the affections of fashion worker Leonnie by each buying her an outfit
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
12:15pm
Emmerdale
Jimmy accidentally reverses into Laurel with his car. Bob rushes to Mulberry fearing for her life, and the thought that she may have died drives them to give in to their feelings for each other. Priya faces the challenge of looking after an uncooperative Eliza and Amba
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:50pm
Emmerdale
Chas suffers, and Priya loses her temper when looking after the girls - only for Rishi to witness her outburst. Joe is confident that his plot against Robert will be successful
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
1:15pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 9/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a skier caught on a chair lift, a TV involved in a game of hide-and-seek, and a girl who came to regret climbing over a gate
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
1:45pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
02/03/2018
Season 15 Episode 110/

Heidi Klum talks about her new lingerie line, while former ice skater Tonya Harding also drops in. With music by the Tonga Sisters
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
2:35pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 110/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 152/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
4:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 180/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:50pm
Take Me Out
Season 10 Episode 6/9

Paddy McGuinness presents as more single men enter his `Love Lift' in the hope of impressing his panel of 30 unattached ladies. This time, Josh, a fitness fanatic from Woking, Dan, a volcanologist from Bristol, HR manager Martin from Sunderland, and Tai, an NHS worker from Birmingham will be hoping to find romance. Plus, a chance to catch up with last week's couples
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.6
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 28 Episode 17/19

Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a child `squashed' by a wardrobe, a teenager falling over a cliff, and a paraglider feeling sick during a selfie
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Possum on Chemo
Season 9 Episode 14/24

Zoey asks Walden to shave his beard and cut his hair to make him more presentable for her colleagues, and Alan discovers his old flame Lyndsey is dating a younger man. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne-Smith
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Walden tries to find a way to spice up his lovelife with Zoey, but she is reluctant to talk about their antics in the bedroom, so he decides to help her loosen up with a batch of Berta's special brownies. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Sophie Winkleman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Survival of the Fittest
Survival of the Fittest: The Final
Season 1 Episode 20/

After three weeks, the viewers vote for their winners as the boys and girls take part in the ultimate battle of the sexes and test themselves physically and mentally one last time. Will the boys come out on top or will the girls be taking home the crown - together with the £40,000 cash prize? Hosted by Laura Whitmore. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:30pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 15 Episode 3/10

Gino D'Acampo stands in for Holly Willoughby as team captain opposite Fearne Cotton, as Love Island presenter Caroline Flack, comedian Paddy McGuinness and Coronation Street's Shayne Ward join the panel
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.5
11:20pm
Family Guy
Brian Goes Back to College
Season 4 Episode 15/30

Brian gets a job with prestigious magazine The New Yorker, but it is not long before his new employer discovers he did not graduate from college, and promptly fires him. Filled with a burning desire to vindicate himself, he resolves to finish his education
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:45pm
Family Guy
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Season 4 Episode 8/30

Peter runs up a massive bill at the pharmacy and decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans to help pay it off - much to their son Neil's delight. However, she becomes jealous when he starts dating someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with his new babysitter
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:15am
American Dad!
A Boy Named Michael
Season 11 Episode 2/18

Greg and Terry adopt a child, but after seeing their comfortable way of life Roger gets rid of their new son and takes his place instead. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:40am
American Dad!
She Swill Survive
Season 10 Episode 16/20

Stan begins to worry that Hayley has failed to develop any life skills, so he forces her to get a job and start paying rent. After she secures a position as a bartender at Roger's Place, Stan uses his daughter in an effort to reach Bullock's inner circle, turning her into a helpless drunk. Meanwhile, Klaus shares German folk tales with Steve and Snot
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:10am
Two and a Half Men
A Possum on Chemo
Season 9 Episode 14/24

Zoey asks Walden to shave his beard and cut his hair to make him more presentable for her colleagues, and Alan discovers his old flame Lyndsey is dating a younger man. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Sophie Winkleman, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne-Smith
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:35am
Two and a Half Men
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Walden tries to find a way to spice up his lovelife with Zoey, but she is reluctant to talk about their antics in the bedroom, so he decides to help her loosen up with a batch of Berta's special brownies. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Sophie Winkleman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:10am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 5/16

Matt Edmondson guides us through some more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time to sing suspended upside down
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.3

Sat 3 Mar

6:00am
The Planet's Funniest Animals
Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
6:10am
Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
8:40am
Coronation Street
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
11:35am
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Season 15 Episode 1/7

New series. The entertainer duo return with their regular weekend variety show, featuring audience surprises, outlandish stunts and celebrity guests. Kylie Minogue gets proceedings under way by opening the show with a studio performance, and Olly Murs swaps his rotating chair on The Voice for a seat in the announcer's booth. Amanda Holden becomes the first famous face to fall victim to the pair's latest round of Undercover pranks, and Stephen Mulhern is back to preside over another Ant Versus Dec contest, this time featuring monster trucks. Plus, Scarlett Moffat returns to Takeaway for more extravagant challenges, and the boys launch the show's biggest-ever Place on the Plane giveaway
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:15pm
Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Daffy Duck tires of playing second fiddle to Bugs Bunny, so sets off to seek his fortune. He ends up helping a would-be stuntman rescue his screen idol father, in reality a secret agent, who has been kidnapped by the deranged chairman of the Acme Corporation. Live action and animated comedy, with Brendan Fraser, Steve Martin, Timothy Dalton and Jenna Elfman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:25pm
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Rating: 2.7
2:30pm
Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Daffy Duck tires of playing second fiddle to Bugs Bunny, so sets off to seek his fortune. He ends up helping a would-be stuntman rescue his screen idol father, in reality a secret agent, who has been kidnapped by the deranged chairman of the Acme Corporation. Live action and animated comedy, with Brendan Fraser, Steve Martin, Timothy Dalton and Jenna Elfman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
4:05pm
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Rating: 2.7
4:10pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
5:15pm
Film Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Dracula opens a luxury resort for monsters, to provide a refuge from terrified humans. His cosy sanctuary is disrupted when a normal man unwittingly checks in, and the situation is complicated when the unwanted guest turns out to be the descendant of a famous vampire hunter - and takes a liking to the count's daughter. Animated comedy, with the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
6:15pm
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Rating: 2.7
6:20pm
Film Hotel Transylvania (2012)
Dracula opens a luxury resort for monsters, to provide a refuge from terrified humans. His cosy sanctuary is disrupted when a normal man unwittingly checks in, and the situation is complicated when the unwanted guest turns out to be the descendant of a famous vampire hunter - and takes a liking to the count's daughter. Animated comedy, with the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
7:00pm
Film Uncle Buck (1989)
An unreliable but good-natured slob is called upon to look after his trouble-making nephew and nieces while their parents are away - and what starts as a disaster soon changes for the better as the unlikely babysitter gets to grips with the finer points of being a responsible adult. Family comedy, starring John Candy, Macaulay Culkin, Jean Kelly, Gaby Hoffman, Amy Madigan and Laurie Metcalf
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
8:05pm
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Rating: 2.7
8:10pm
Film Uncle Buck (1989)
An unreliable but good-natured slob is called upon to look after his trouble-making nephew and nieces while their parents are away - and what starts as a disaster soon changes for the better as the unlikely babysitter gets to grips with the finer points of being a responsible adult. Family comedy, starring John Candy, Macaulay Culkin, Jean Kelly, Gaby Hoffman, Amy Madigan and Laurie Metcalf
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
Film White House Down (2013)
A policeman is turned down for his dream job as a secret service bodyguard to the president. While taking his daughter on a tour of the White House, he gets the chance to prove himself when terrorists seize control of the building, putting the head of state's life in his hands. Action thriller, with Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Woods
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00pm
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Rating: 2.7
10:05pm
Film White House Down (2013)
A policeman is turned down for his dream job as a secret service bodyguard to the president. While taking his daughter on a tour of the White House, he gets the chance to prove himself when terrorists seize control of the building, putting the head of state's life in his hands. Action thriller, with Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Woods
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:35pm
Family Guy
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Season 4 Episode 16/30

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her because he is not spending enough time with his father. She tells Peter to make an effort to bond with the youngster - but a theme park outing ends in disaster
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:05am
Family Guy
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Season 4 Episode 9/30

Lois is sent to prison for persistent shoplifting, plunging the family into such disarray that Peter feels obliged to help her escape. Forced to go on the run, they take refuge in `Asian Town' - where Joe eventually tracks them down
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:35am
American Dad!
Blagsnarst: A Love Story
Season 11 Episode 3/18

Roger's one-night stand with a fellow alien he and Francine find in the woods develops into a full-blown relationship. However, he soon gets tired of his new girlfriend's quirks - and tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA. With the voice of Kim Kardashian
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00am
American Dad!
News Glances with Genevieve Vavance
Season 10 Episode 19/20

Hayley secures an internship with a local news station and starts working with a controversial reporter who harbours an interesting secret. Animated comedy, starring the voice of Rachael MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30am
Ibiza Weekender
Season 4 Episode 7/10

The team welcomes a new arrival, Callum faces a dilemma, and Jordan raises his game
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
2:30am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.4
2:55am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Subtitles) (Interactive)

Rating: 2.2
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3