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Sun 30 Apr

6:00am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 22 Episode 8/28

Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring a bust-up between bridesmaids, fun in the kitchen and a talking dog, plus the regular mix of cute kids, below-the-belt mishaps and practical jokers
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:25am
Emmerdale
Omnibus. Rhona and Pierce prepare to tie the knot, and Paddy gives the bride his mother's necklace as a gesture of support. While everything seems to go well, things take a darker turn immediately following the ceremony. Belle and Lachlan spend more time together, to Zak's concern, and Jai goes to the Narcotics Anonymous meeting in search of Nell
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
9:00am
Coronation Street
Omnibus. Tracy is troubled by Amy's behaviour, and Sarah and Gary resolve to have it out with Nathan. Meanwhile, Peter tells Toyah they should put the IVF on hold until he's cleared his name over Ken's attack, and Dev and Aidan go head to head, recruiting opposing teams for the pub quiz
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
11:25am
Take Me Out
Season 9 Episode 3/8

Paddy McGuinness presents as Croydon bartender Tommy, prison officer Luke from Swansea, Essex-based salesman Bayo, and travel consultant Rixy from Leeds enters the `love lift'. All four hope to impress 30 single women and win a date - but must first get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.7
12:40pm
Catchphrase
Game show in which contestants try to deduce everyday phrases and sayings from visual clues
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
1:20pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Goes Wild!
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
2:25pm
Film Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
The 243-year-old owner of an enchanted toy shop realises he is soon to die, so decides to hand the business on to his assistant, who tries to persuade him to carry on living. Meanwhile, an accountant who has been called in to calculate how much the business is worth refuses to believe in the store's magical nature - even as it reacts badly to the thought of losing its owner. Fantasy comedy, with Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
3:25pm
FYI Daily
29/04/2017

Rating: 2
3:30pm
Film Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007)
The 243-year-old owner of an enchanted toy shop realises he is soon to die, so decides to hand the business on to his assistant, who tries to persuade him to carry on living. Meanwhile, an accountant who has been called in to calculate how much the business is worth refuses to believe in the store's magical nature - even as it reacts badly to the thought of losing its owner. Fantasy comedy, with Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
4:15pm
Britain's Got Talent
Season 11 Episode 3/

The audition stage reaches its third week, as judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon continue to travel the length and breadth of the nation to invite more would-be stars to demonstrate their unique talents on-stage. This year, the judges already seem to be eager to place their stamp on performers, as the usually reticent Simon hit his Golden Buzzer during the very first set of auditions, ensuring singer Sarah Ikumu advanced to the semi-finals, As ever, Ant and Dec will be on hand to deliver congratulations or commiserations to each performer following their turn in the limelight
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
5:40pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Season 11 Episode 3/

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.7
6:45pm
Film Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
FBI agent Gracie Hart is taken off active duty and made the face of the bureau's publicity campaign, but would rather catch crooks than be the focus of media attention - so when her friends are kidnapped, she disobeys orders to run her own undercover investigation with the help of a short-tempered colleague. Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock, Regina King, William Shatner and Heather Burns
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
7:45pm
FYI Daily
29/04/2017

Rating: 2
7:50pm
Film Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
FBI agent Gracie Hart is taken off active duty and made the face of the bureau's publicity campaign, but would rather catch crooks than be the focus of media attention - so when her friends are kidnapped, she disobeys orders to run her own undercover investigation with the help of a short-tempered colleague. Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock, Regina King, William Shatner and Heather Burns
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
9:00pm
Take Me Out - The Gossip
Season 9 Episode 2/

The couples arrive on the island, but trouble is soon brewing while one woman receives a surprise
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2
10:00pm
Family Guy
Cop and a Halfwit
Season 15 Episode 15/20

Peter helps Joe solve cases, but gets irritated when the cop takes all the credit for himself. Meanwhile, Brian and Chris look after Stewie when he gets injured playing football
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:30pm
Family Guy
Three Acts of God
Season 12 Episode 13/21

When players from the winning side admit their victory was a result of divine intervention, Peter and his cronies go on a worldwide quest to seek out and confront God about His messing with the outcome of the New England Patriots' football games, and thus continuing their losing streak
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:00pm
Family Guy
Into Harmony's Way
Season 12 Episode 7/21

Peter and Quagmire form a singer-songwriter partnership a la Simon and Garfunkel when they realise how beautiful their voices sound together. However, tensions run high when fame goes to Peter's head
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
American Dad!
The Shrink
Season 11 Episode 15/18

Stan witnesses a couple die in a car crash, so goes to see a psychiatrist to help with the trauma. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:55pm
American Dad!
Family Affair
Season 5 Episode 10/20

The Smiths plan a game night and Roger makes excuses about other engagements - until he is caught out by his lies and has to admit that he has been spending time with another family
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:25am
The Cleveland Show
Pins, Spins and Fins
Season 4 Episode 12/23

Rallo believes he is a good bowler because he can score strikes with the guard rail up, leaving Donna to deliver an awkward truth. Meanwhile, Cleveland, Lester, Holt and Terry feel their friendship is too predictable, so decide to make it more exciting by taking a trip to an abandoned theme park
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:55am
The Cleveland Show
Brownsized
Season 4 Episode 11/23

Cleveland accepts an offer from his boss to quit his job with six months' severance pay, but has difficulty telling Donna what he has done. Meanwhile, Rallo finds a handsome suitor for Roberta after Federline forgets their anniversary
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
1:25am
The Vampire Diaries
It's Been a Hell of a Ride
Season 8 Episode 14/16

Damon and Stefan work together to protect Elena's casket from Cade, and Caroline and Alaric deal with the twins' magical powers
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:10am
The Hot Desk
Fleur East: The Hot Desk
Interviews with the biggest names in music and entertainment. Behind the famous desk this time is X Factor 2014 runner-up Fleur East
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:20am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
5:50am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.2

Mon 1 May

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 10/15

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the most slam dunks by a parrot and the fastest time to put on and take off underwear. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
6:25am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold Top 100 Weddings
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a countdown of 100 wedding-themed camcorder calamities and viewer-submitted mobile-phone clips, featuring marital mishaps, disasters on the dance floor and debacles down the aisle
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:10am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Frazer Hines
Season 3 Episode 26/

Doctor Who and Emmerdale star Frazer Hines is the mystery celebrity hosting a dinner party, whom four contestants try to identify with the aim of winning a cash prize. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
8:00am
Emmerdale
Nell opens up, Sam makes a choice, and Moira is feeling the pressure
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:30am
Coronation Street
Bethany thinks Sarah and Gary are planning a life without her, and proceeds to meet up with her date, Neil, in a bar. Meanwhile, Rosie is stunned after staking out Leah's house, Todd is put out to discover Billy's arranged to meet Drew for dinner, and Steve is shocked to receive his divorce papers
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00am
Coronation Street
Bethany hopes Nathan will come to her rescue as Neil leads her to the bedroom. Meanwhile, Rosie tells Sophie who she thinks is stalking Sally, and as the police conclude that Tracy and Amy know more than they're letting on, the florist orders her daughter to pack a bag
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:35am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! XXL
Season 28 Episode 14/

Harry Hill presents a bumper-sized edition of the comical clip show, revisiting some of the best mishaps, hijinks and side-splitting disasters captured on video by intrepid viewers. Tonight's selection includes an over-excited vicar knocking out a choirboy with a crucifix, and a great example of why omelettes make great wigs for pensioners
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
10:30am
Film Flubber (1997)
A scatty professor is in financial trouble, and his only hope of avoiding disaster is to market his latest invention - a strange rubbery substance with a life of its own. However, a criminal gang is determined to get hold of his creation. Remake of 1961 Disney comedy The Absent-Minded Professor, with Robin Williams, Marcia Gay Harden, Christopher McDonald and Wil Wheaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:30am
FYI Daily
30/04/2017

Rating: 2
11:35am
Film Flubber (1997)
A scatty professor is in financial trouble, and his only hope of avoiding disaster is to market his latest invention - a strange rubbery substance with a life of its own. However, a criminal gang is determined to get hold of his creation. Remake of 1961 Disney comedy The Absent-Minded Professor, with Robin Williams, Marcia Gay Harden, Christopher McDonald and Wil Wheaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
12:25pm
Emmerdale
Nell opens up, Sam makes a choice, and Moira is feeling the pressure
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:55pm
Coronation Street
Bethany thinks Sarah and Gary are planning a life without her, and proceeds to meet up with her date, Neil, in a bar. Meanwhile, Rosie is stunned after staking out Leah's house, Todd is put out to discover Billy's arranged to meet Drew for dinner, and Steve is shocked to receive his divorce papers
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:30pm
Coronation Street
Bethany hopes Nathan will come to her rescue as Neil leads her to the bedroom. Meanwhile, Rosie tells Sophie who she thinks is stalking Sally, and as the police conclude that Tracy and Amy know more than they're letting on, the florist orders her daughter to pack a bag
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
2:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
A man fails to jump over a bonfire on his bike, a nun goes to a nudist camp and there's a naughty practical joke. Narrated by Harry Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
2:35pm
Film The Incredible Hulk (2008)
A bungled experiment causes a scientist to turn into a monster whenever he gets angry. He travels the world seeking a cure for his condition, while a ruthless general is determined to capture him and use the creature as a weapon. However, one of the soldiers under the officer's command undergoes a terrifying transformation of his own. Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth and William Hurt
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
3:35pm
FYI Daily
30/04/2017

Rating: 2
3:40pm
Film The Incredible Hulk (2008)
A bungled experiment causes a scientist to turn into a monster whenever he gets angry. He travels the world seeking a cure for his condition, while a ruthless general is determined to capture him and use the creature as a weapon. However, one of the soldiers under the officer's command undergoes a terrifying transformation of his own. Comic-book adventure, starring Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth and William Hurt
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
4:45pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
5:45pm
FYI Daily
30/04/2017

Rating: 2
5:50pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
6:55pm
Film Evan Almighty (2007)
Politician Evan Baxter is recruited by God for a special mission. A great flood is coming, and like Noah before him, Evan has to build an ark to protect the wildlife of the world from the impending cataclysm. However, convincing others that the end is nigh proves difficult. Comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty, starring Steve Carell, John Goodman, Lauren Graham and Morgan Freeman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.7
7:55pm
FYI Daily
30/04/2017

Rating: 2
8:00pm
Film Evan Almighty (2007)
Politician Evan Baxter is recruited by God for a special mission. A great flood is coming, and like Noah before him, Evan has to build an ark to protect the wildlife of the world from the impending cataclysm. However, convincing others that the end is nigh proves difficult. Comedy sequel to Bruce Almighty, starring Steve Carell, John Goodman, Lauren Graham and Morgan Freeman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.7
9:00pm
Family Guy
Saturated Fat Guy
Season 15 Episode 16/20

Peter opens up his own food truck business to avoid the healthy diet Lois is forcing him to eat, while Meg joins a roller derby team despite Chris thinking it is too dangerous
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:30pm
The Great Indoors
Season 1 Episode 17/19

Jack requests his own office to avoid the random chatter from the younger staff and cajoles Brooke into giving her office to him, but he soon misses chatting with his colleagues
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
10:00pm
American Dad!
Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
Season 11 Episode 16/18

Everyone loves the new Jeff when he suddenly turns up at the Smith house, but it soon becomes obvious it is actually an alien imposter with a devious mission
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
American Dad!
Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Season 5 Episode 14/20

Steve loses his girlfriend to a boy who takes her to a bar mitzvah, and decides to sabotage the occasion out of revenge - but things do not go according to plan and Snot is wrongly accused of being a thief
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Family Guy
Fresh Heir
Season 12 Episode 14/21

Chris learns he is the heir to his grandfather Carter's fortune, but he refuses to take the money - leaving Peter to resort to desperate measures to keep the wealth in the family. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
The Cleveland Show
A Rodent Like This
Season 4 Episode 13/23

Donna discovers there is a rat in the house and moves herself and the children in with her mother. Cleveland is left in charge of catching the rodent, but enjoys his time alone so much he bonds with the creature instead of killing it. Meanwhile, Cleveland Junior and Rallo play a game of spies
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
11:55pm
The Cleveland Show
The Hangover - Part Tubbs
Season 4 Episode 14/23

Donna decides to run for a place on the school board and keeps her husband away from the campaign in case he embarrasses her. Junior discovers he has a natural talent as a diver, but his chances of success are threatened when he is too shy to wear the school's tight swimming trunks
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:25am
Two and a Half Men
The Ocu or the Pado
Season 6 Episode 17/24

Charlie reveals his true feelings to Chelsea and is shocked by her unexpected response. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
12:50am
Two and a Half Men
My Son's Enormous Head
Season 6 Episode 18/24

Charlie cares for Chelsea when she becomes ill - but is forced to fight his overwhelming urge to flee from the situation. Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:20am
The Great Indoors
Season 1 Episode 17/19

Jack requests his own office to avoid the random chatter from the younger staff and cajoles Brooke into giving her office to him, but he soon misses chatting with his colleagues
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
1:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 8/15

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the world's oldest gymnast and the longest wave surfed by a dog. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
2:15am
The Hot Desk
The Hot Desk: Jonas Blue
Dance music DJ and producer Jonas Blue gets a grilling in an interview over the Hot Desk from Dave Berry, Emma Willis, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.1
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.2

Tue 2 May

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
6:10am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold Unleashed!
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:00am
Below Deck
The Crew Tells All
Season 1 Episode 11/11

Never-before-seen footage of the first series of the reality show following the staff on a chartered yacht, and interviews with the crew members
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:20am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The hosts chats to Black-ish star Tracee Ellis Ross and Dancing with the Stars partners David Ross and Lindsay Arnold. Music is provided by Indie rock band Warpaint
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
8:00am
Emmerdale
Moira starts to crack under the pressure as she is forced to spend all night standing guard to prevent any more cows from being stolen. Debbie has some questions to ask, while Sam gets the wrong idea when Megan tells him that Frank is going to move in with her, and asks Lisa if he can move back into the Dingle residence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:30am
Coronation Street
In the Peak District, Tracy assures a hiding Rob that she'll explain all to Amy soon. Back in Weatherfield, an upset Bethany is confused when Nathan thanks her for looking after his mate, and Rosie and Sophie call at Leah's house, determined to get to the bottom of why Auntie Gina is trolling Sally
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00am
Coronation Street
Ken and Steve are concerned that Tracy has done a runner with Amy to avoid the police, while Nathan charms Bethany into coming home with him after she has a chat with Mary. Elsewhere, Rosie and Sophie confront Gina over the vicious messages sent to Sally
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:35am
Psych
Shawn and Gus Truck Things Up
Season 8 Episode 7/10

Shawn and Gus go undercover when the owner of their favourite food truck is found murdered. Meanwhile, Marlowe is nearing the end of her pregnancy. Comic detective drama, starring James Roday and Dule Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
10:25am
Below Deck
More Foam, Bosun!
Season 3 Episode 1/15

Captain Lee and the crew prepare for a new charter season in the Bahamas, welcoming a hotel owner and his friends as their first guests
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
11:20am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Rustie Lee
Season 3 Episode 27/

Rustie Lee puts on a dinner party for four strangers, who have to work out the identity of their mystery celebrity host with the help of a few cryptic clues - otherwise they will be doing the washing up. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
12:25pm
Emmerdale
Moira starts to crack under the pressure as she is forced to spend all night standing guard to prevent any more cows from being stolen. Debbie has some questions to ask, while Sam gets the wrong idea when Megan tells him that Frank is going to move in with her, and asks Lisa if he can move back into the Dingle residence
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:55pm
Coronation Street
In the Peak District, Tracy assures a hiding Rob that she'll explain all to Amy soon. Back in Weatherfield, an upset Bethany is confused when Nathan thanks her for looking after his mate, and Rosie and Sophie call at Leah's house, determined to get to the bottom of why Auntie Gina is trolling Sally
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:30pm
Coronation Street
Ken and Steve are concerned that Tracy has done a runner with Amy to avoid the police, while Nathan charms Bethany into coming home with him after she has a chat with Mary. Elsewhere, Rosie and Sophie confront Gina over the vicious messages sent to Sally
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
2:00pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The host is joined by welcomes Feud star Jessica Lange and Jane the Virgin's Gina Rodriguez, plus Channing Tatum and the Magic Mike cast chat live from Las Vegas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Judge Rinder
Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
6:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 26 Episode 18/20

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring spawning rituals in Essex, government reforms through the medium of roller-dance, and the painful reason why One Direction no longer buy pitta bread
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 1/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a man's impression of a seal, a variety of people taking a tumble, and the top five extreme bike clips
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold Presents
Comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers' home videos. Showcased in this edition are some of the narrator's most absurd thoughts on a variety of subjects, from the population of Gibraltar to an opinionated foetus
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Chelsea finds revealing photos of another woman on Charlie's phone, leading him to swap stories of sexual encounters during a drunken night with Alan, Herb and Jerome
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Season 6 Episode 20/24

Charlie desperately tries to stop Chelsea and Evelyn becoming friends following their first meeting. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor and Holland Taylor star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Hell's Kitchen USA
Tequila Shots?
Season 16 Episode 15/16

Following a double elimination, the remaining chefs are challenged to create a unique dining experience for a large group of well-known chefs, including guest judges Bruce Kalman, Steve Samson, Mette Williams and Alessio Biagini. The winner is taken on a helicopter tour of Los Angeles and treated to lunch with Gordon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.4
10:00pm
Family Guy
Secondhand Spoke
Season 12 Episode 15/21

Peter takes up smoking, and is quickly approached by an advertising executive who wants him to be the face of a new campaign - for an anti-smoking group. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle some school bullies
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
10:30pm
Family Guy
Herpe the Love Sore
Season 12 Episode 16/21

Peter and his friends fight to save their favourite booth in the Drunken Clam after it is claimed by another group of men. Meanwhile, Brian passes on herpes to Stewie. Adult animation, featuring the guest voice of Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:00pm
Family Guy
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Season 12 Episode 17/21

Peter takes Stewie to the park for some father-son bonding, but ends up bringing home someone else's baby. After Lois chastises him for being so stupid, he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns an intelligent, classy person
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Family Guy
Peter Problems
Season 12 Episode 9/21

Peter loses his job as a forklift driver when he keeps pulling stunts at work, and it forces Lois to get an assistant manager job at a shop. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Joe try to provide advice when Lois admits she is tired of Peter's disappointing performances in the bedroom
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:55pm
The Vampire Diaries
We're Planning a June Wedding
Season 8 Episode 15/16

A wedding is quickly planned in order for Damon and Stefan to lure a dangerous enemy, who is threatening the very fate of Mystic Falls, out into the open
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:50am
American Dad!
Wife Insurance
Season 5 Episode 15/20

Stan is kidnapped during a CIA mission, and Francine worries he is never coming home. However, she is furious to discover he has a `back-up' wife on constant standby, and decides to make a similar pact with one of his fellow agents
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:20am
Celebrity Juice
Celebrity Juice: Couples Special
Season 17 Episode 6/

Keith Lemon hosts a special edition of the comedy panel show, aided by team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton. Joining the panel alongside regular contributor Gino D'Acampo are TV psychologists Nik and Eva Speakman, daytime TV couple Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes and Corrie star Catherine Tyldesley
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
2:20am
The Hot Desk
The Hot Desk: Ella Eyre
Singer Ella Eyre, who has previously collaborated with Rudamental and DJ Fresh, speaks about the experience of preparing for the release of her first solo album
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:30am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.1

Wed 3 May

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
6:10am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 22 Episode 15/28

Harry Hill narrates a selection of comical clips filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones, featuring motorcycle mayhem, garden-based gaffes, swimming pool slip-ups, below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:35am
Below Deck
More Foam, Bosun!
Season 3 Episode 1/15

Captain Lee and the crew prepare for a new charter season in the Bahamas, welcoming a hotel owner and his friends as their first guests
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:20am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The host is joined by welcomes Feud star Jessica Lange and Jane the Virgin's Gina Rodriguez, plus Channing Tatum and the Magic Mike cast chat live from Las Vegas
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
8:00am
Emmerdale
Charity hopes to catch a lamb for dinner, only to discover she is not the only person on the hunt for livestock when she catches Ross trying to steal Moira's cows - and demands a cut of his profits. David decides to organise a launch event for Tracy's book, and Cain spots an opportunity
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:30am
The Cube
Season 8 Episode 2/9

Contestants try to complete a series of increasingly difficult challenges, ranging from agility tests to skill trials, under pressure to hold their nerve as friends, family and the studio audience watch their every move. The further they go in the competition, the more money they win, up to a jackpot of £250,000. Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.4
9:35am
Psych
A Touch of Sweevil
Season 8 Episode 8/10

The detectives investigate the death of a key note speaker at a paranormal convention - and must join forces with the other unorthodox crime fighters also in attendance to solve the murder. Comic detective drama, starring James Roday and Dule Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
10:25am
Below Deck
Off the Radar
Season 3 Episode 2/15

Rocky and Emile are disciplined for their dangerous stunt and Connie receives some terrible news that leaves her future on the boat in jeopardy
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
11:20am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Jodie Prenger
Season 3 Episode 28/

I'd Do Anything and West End star Jodie Prenger does the honours in the kitchen as Team Glam sets out to guess the identity of their next celebrity host
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
12:25pm
Emmerdale
Charity hopes to catch a lamb for dinner, only to discover she is not the only person on the hunt for livestock when she catches Ross trying to steal Moira's cows - and demands a cut of his profits. David decides to organise a launch event for Tracy's book, and Cain spots an opportunity
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:55pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold Top 100 Sportstars
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
2:00pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The host is joined by Jennifer Lopez as she chats about her new dance show, and Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg talks about her new book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Judge Rinder
Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
6:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 3/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of amusing camcorder clips and viewers' mobile phone footage, including two musical horses, costume chaos and one very happy monkey
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 21 Episode 11/26

Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a granny who has an accident while riding a scooter, a troublesome toy that tests a mother's patience and mishaps on quad bikes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 6/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a canine goalkeeper and a boy who encounters problems with golf balls
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 8/23

Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile-phone footage, including a Reliant Robin performing a spectacular skid, a boy getting in the way of a model rocket, and cheerleading chaos
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Above Exalted Cyclops
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her friend Rose. Jennifer Taylor, Jon Cryer and Melanie Lynskey star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Charlie feels upset by the loss of his bachelor pad when he lets Chelsea move into his home, and Alan realises there might not be any room for him
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Film Shaun of the Dead (2004)
An unambitious 29-year-old man recently dumped and trapped in the job from hell decides to get his life back on track. Unfortunately, he has to put his plans on hold when zombies rise from their graves and stalk the streets of London to feast on the living. Comedy horror, starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Dylan Moran, Lucy Davis, Bill Nighy and Penelope Wilton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Family Guy
Baby Got Black
Season 12 Episode 18/21

Jerome tries to prevent his daughter Pam from dating Chris, but when the loved-up pair run away together he must unite with Peter to track them down. Animation, featuring the voices of Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Family Guy
Grimm Job
Season 12 Episode 10/21

Three traditional fairy tales - Jack and the Beanstalk, Little Red Riding Hood and Cinderella - are given a Quahog spin on the original stories, with the Griffin family taking part in the adventures
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:05am
American Dad!
DeLorean Story-An
Season 5 Episode 16/20

The family discovers Stan has been secretly rebuilding a DeLorean car, so Francine suggests he take Steve with him on a road trip to find the final part, a door. However, they learn only one is available and they have little time to secure it
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
American Dad!
Live and Let Fry
Season 5 Episode 11/20

Langley Falls implements a ban on certain fats, making Stan's favourite foods illegal. Unable to resist, he flouts the law and heads for Mexico to stock up on illicit goodies. Meanwhile, Roger helps Klaus claim an inheritance
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00am
Two and a Half Men
Above Exalted Cyclops
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her friend Rose. Jennifer Taylor, Jon Cryer and Melanie Lynskey star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
1:25am
The Vampire Diaries
We're Planning a June Wedding
Season 8 Episode 15/16

A wedding is quickly planned in order for Damon and Stefan to lure a dangerous enemy, who is threatening the very fate of Mystic Falls, out into the open
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:20am
The Hot Desk
The Hot Desk: The Vamps
Rock band the Vamps receive a grilling in an interview over the Hot Desk from Dave Berry, Emma Willis, Nicole Appleton and Melanie Blatt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:30am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.1

Thu 4 May

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the record for the most meatballs eaten in one minute
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
6:10am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 22 Episode 18/28

Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a boy snowboarding on a treadmill, a woman destroying a bouncy castle, and a paraglider taking out a passer-by
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:35am
Below Deck
Off the Radar
Season 3 Episode 2/15

Rocky and Emile are disciplined for their dangerous stunt and Connie receives some terrible news that leaves her future on the boat in jeopardy
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:20am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
The host is joined by Jennifer Lopez as she chats about her new dance show, and Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg talks about her new book
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
8:00am
Emmerdale
Laurel worries that Arthur is struggling to cope with the death of his father, but Lydia offers to provide some bereavement counselling. Moira is furious about recent events on the farm, and Jacob is bullied by Josh and Jamie, who have stolen a copy of Tracy's book and find the content hilarious
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:30am
Coronation Street
Bethany apologises to Nathan for her behaviour, and he asks her to marry him, while Steve and Ken report Tracy and Amy missing. Elsewhere, Leanne warns Robert that Michelle's on the rebound and she wouldn't want him to get hurt, while Aidan quizzes David about his relationship with Maria
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
9:00am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
A man fails to jump over a bonfire on his bike, a nun goes to a nudist camp and there's a naughty practical joke. Narrated by Harry Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
9:35am
Psych
A Nightmare on State Street
Season 8 Episode 9/10

Gus must fight his inner demons when he falls into a deep and troubling sleep. Comic detective drama, starring Dule Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
10:25am
Below Deck
Pretty Cheeks
Season 3 Episode 3/15

Kate's charter guest soulmate Dean keeps the crew on their toes and forces Kate to up her game. Don tries to make amends with Eddie, but ends up in even more trouble
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
11:20am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Willie Thorne
Season 3 Episode 29/

Former snooker player Willie Thorne is today's VIP cook, providing a selection of dishes for four guests who have to guess his identity. If the diners are successful, they will be one step closer to winning the full cash prize - but if they fail, they will be the ones doing the washing up. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
12:25pm
Emmerdale
Laurel worries that Arthur is struggling to cope with the death of his father, but Lydia offers to provide some bereavement counselling. Moira is furious about recent events on the farm, and Jacob is bullied by Josh and Jamie, who have stolen a copy of Tracy's book and find the content hilarious
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:55pm
Coronation Street
Bethany apologises to Nathan for her behaviour, and he asks her to marry him, while Steve and Ken report Tracy and Amy missing. Elsewhere, Leanne warns Robert that Michelle's on the rebound and she wouldn't want him to get hurt, while Aidan quizzes David about his relationship with Maria
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
1:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
A man fails to jump over a bonfire on his bike, a nun goes to a nudist camp and there's a naughty practical joke. Narrated by Harry Hill
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
2:00pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 14 Episode 143/

Vin Diesel drops in for a chat, and Jenna Dewan Tatum discusses her role in new TV series World of Dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Judge Rinder
Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
6:00pm
You've Been Framed!
Totally You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 22 Episode 24/28

Harry Hill presents a special edition reviewing some of the show's most comical clips, including a man versus a scallop, a tangle between a dog and a dishwasher, and a granny having trouble with a scooter
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
Totally You've Been Framed! 2
Harry Hill presents another selection of the show's most comical clips, including amazing accidents, plus cute moments involving children and funny animals
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Good Morning Mrs Butterworth
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Season 6 Episode 24/24

Charlie has doubts about his feelings for Chelsea when he learns Mia has arrived back in town and Alan tries to write a screenplay. Later, the gang rushes Judith to hospital when she goes into labour. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor, Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Mom
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
Season 4 Episode 14/22

Bonnie drives everyone crazy after her break-up with Adam, prompting Christy to try to get the couple back together again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:30pm
Mom
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
Season 4 Episode 15/22

When Bonnie discovers Adam is still close to his ex-wife, Christy worries how the emotional fallout could jeopardise her mother's sobriety. US comedy, starring Allison Janney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 17 Episode 7/

Keith Lemon hosts the near-the-knuckle comedy quiz, with another brave line-up of celebrity guests joining regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Gino D'Acampo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
11:00pm
Family Guy
Meg Stinks!
Season 12 Episode 19/21

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview, and Brian has to learn how to live in the wild after being sprayed by a skunk and forbidden from entering the house
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Family Guy
Brian's a Bad Father
Season 12 Episode 11/21

Brian spots a chance to further his writing ambitions when his estranged son Dylan, now a teen reality TV star, turns up in Quahog. Meanwhile, a hunting accident creates a rift between Peter and Quagmire, and as the former pals clash, Joe is forced to choose a side. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:55pm
Family Guy
Mum's the Word
Season 12 Episode 12/21

Peter forms a relationship with Evelyn, an elderly friend of his late mother - who attempts to seduce him. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught to experience a death in the family for the first time. Guest starring Lauren Bacall
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:25am
American Dad!
Every Which Way But Lose
Season 5 Episode 17/20

Steve tries to make Stan proud of him by joining a junior football team, but ends up being dropped from the squad by his father. He enlists Roger's help to exact his revenge and recruits a team of misfits to spoil his dad's perfect season
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:55am
American Dad!
Roy Rogers McFreely
Season 5 Episode 12/20

Stan forgets to buy grenadine at the grocery store, so an enraged Roger takes revenge by replacing him as chairman of the Homeowners' Association - and starts to abuse his own power. With the neighbourhood's American identity under threat, the spy enlists the help of his children to regain control of the community
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:25am
American Dad!
Jack's Back
Season 5 Episode 13/20

Steve asks Stan to join him in a father-son bike tournament, but discovers he has never learnt to ride a bicycle. Meanwhile, Roger hires Hayley to work in a makeshift bar that he has opened in the attic
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:50am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 9/15

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of unusual records, including the world's smallest horse, the world's fastest human crab, and the highest note ever sung
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.3
2:20am
The Hot Desk
The Hot Desk: Louisa Johnson
The 2015 X Factor winner Louisa Johnson answers a few questions in an interview over the Hot Desk
(Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:30am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.1

Fri 5 May

6:00am
The Hot Desk
The Hot Desk: Jonas Blue
Dance music DJ and producer Jonas Blue gets a grilling in an interview over the Hot Desk from Dave Berry, Emma Willis, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
6:10am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 1/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, featuring a man's impression of a seal, a variety of people taking a tumble, and the top five extreme bike clips
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
6:35am
Below Deck
Pretty Cheeks
Season 3 Episode 3/15

Kate's charter guest soulmate Dean keeps the crew on their toes and forces Kate to up her game. Don tries to make amends with Eddie, but ends up in even more trouble
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
7:20am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 14 Episode 143/

Vin Diesel drops in for a chat, and Jenna Dewan Tatum discusses her role in new TV series World of Dance
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.1
8:00am
Emmerdale
Lydia holds a bereavement counselling session with Arthur, but things do not go according to plan when the boy's pet hamster escapes and she panics after mistaking it for a rat. Charity feels rejected, and Tracy holds her book launch
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
8:30am
Emmerdale
Ross is left reeling as Moira outlines her conditions for not going to the police - she wants him to sign away his share of the farm. Dan is questioned, and Arthur is devastated by the disappearance of his hamster, fearing that his pet will die so soon after his father
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
9:00am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 3/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of amusing camcorder clips and viewers' mobile phone footage, including two musical horses, costume chaos and one very happy monkey
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
9:35am
Psych
The Break-up
Season 8 Episode 10/10

The team must decide where its future lies as it faces upheaval, with Shawn considering moving to San Francisco to be with Julia. Meanwhile, Detective Lassiter enlists the help of Henry and Woody to solve the murder of a real-estate executive in the final episode of the comic detective drama, starring James Roday, Timothy Omundson and Kurt Fuller
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
10:25am
Below Deck
I Don't Date, I Mate
Season 3 Episode 4/15

The team participates in a dive contest, with Rocky breaking out her `mermaid tail'. Kate continues to question Leon's credentials, and one relationship struggles as another blooms
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.5
11:20am
Who's Doing the Dishes?
Paul Burrell
Season 3 Episode 30/

Former royal butler Paul Burrell puts on a dinner party for four strangers, who have to work out the identity of their mystery celebrity host with the help of a few cryptic clues - otherwise they will be doing the washing up. Hosted by Brian McFadden
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1
12:25pm
Emmerdale
Lydia holds a bereavement counselling session with Arthur, but things do not go according to plan when the boy's pet hamster escapes and she panics after mistaking it for a rat. Charity feels rejected, and Tracy holds her book launch
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
12:55pm
Emmerdale
Ross is left reeling as Moira outlines her conditions for not going to the police - she wants him to sign away his share of the farm. Dan is questioned, and Arthur is devastated by the disappearance of his hamster, fearing that his pet will die so soon after his father
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.8
1:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Harry Hill narrates another selection of home-video howlers sent in by viewers, including a dog's encounter with a shark, and a painful accident involving barbed wire. The comedian also reveals what Chris Tarrant thinks about during the tense pauses on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
2:00pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
05/05/2017
The comedian chats to Hollywood star Salma Hayek about her role in the upcoming comedy movie How to Be a Latin Lover
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
3:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.2
5:00pm
Judge Rinder
Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases in a studio courtroom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.9
6:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold Unleashed!
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! XXL
Season 28 Episode 14/

Harry Hill presents a bumper-sized edition of the comical clip show, revisiting some of the best mishaps, hijinks and side-splitting disasters captured on video by intrepid viewers. Tonight's selection includes an over-excited vicar knocking out a choirboy with a crucifix, and a great example of why omelettes make great wigs for pensioners
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
818-jklpuzo
Season 7 Episode 1/22

Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 Episode 2/22

Charlie's fiancee Chelsea persuades him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, but the men become frustrated when the girls take over the house
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Film Delivery Man (2013)
A man who made regular donations to a sperm bank 20 years ago discovers he has fathered over 500 children. He is touched by an encounter with one of his sons, and decides to track down as many of his offspring as possible and help them with their lives. US remake of French comedy drama Starbuck, starring Vince Vaughn, Chris Pratt and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
11:10pm
Family Guy
He-s Bla-ack!
Season 12 Episode 20/21

Cleveland returns to Quahog, but he and Peter are not allowed to spend time together after Lois and Donna get into a big fight over their parenting styles
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:35pm
Family Guy
Three Acts of God
Season 12 Episode 13/21

When players from the winning side admit their victory was a result of divine intervention, Peter and his cronies go on a worldwide quest to seek out and confront God about His messing with the outcome of the New England Patriots' football games, and thus continuing their losing streak
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:05am
Family Guy
Fresh Heir
Season 12 Episode 14/21

Chris learns he is the heir to his grandfather Carter's fortune, but he refuses to take the money - leaving Peter to resort to desperate measures to keep the wealth in the family. Animated comedy, with the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:30am
American Dad!
Weiner of Our Discontent
Season 5 Episode 18/20

When Stan gets sick of Roger bragging about his own importance he challenges him to prove it. Believing himself to be `The Decider' with the fate of the world resting in his hands, Roger is dismayed to discover he is nothing more than a crash test dummy
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:55am
American Dad!
Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Season 5 Episode 14/20

Steve loses his girlfriend to a boy who takes her to a bar mitzvah, and decides to sabotage the occasion out of revenge - but things do not go according to plan and Snot is wrongly accused of being a thief
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:25am
Release the Hounds
Release the Hounds: Famous & Freaked
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Love Island winners Cara de la Hoyde and Nathan Massey are joined by fellow contestant Zara Holland to compete on the horror game show. Hosted by Reggie Yates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.3
2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.2

Sat 6 May

6:00am
The Hot Desk
Fleur East: The Hot Desk
Interviews with the biggest names in music and entertainment. Behind the famous desk this time is X Factor 2014 runner-up Fleur East
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
6:10am
Emmerdale
Omnibus. Nell opens up, Sam makes a choice, and Moira is feeling the pressure
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.8
8:35am
Coronation Street
Omnibus. Bethany thinks Sarah and Gary are planning a life without her, and proceeds to meet up with her date, Neil, in a bar. Meanwhile, Rosie is stunned after staking out Leah's house, Todd is put out to discover Billy's arranged to meet Drew for dinner, and Steve is shocked to receive his divorce papers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.9
11:05am
Britain's Got Talent
Season 11 Episode 3/

The audition stage reaches its third week, as judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon continue to travel the length and breadth of the nation to invite more would-be stars to demonstrate their unique talents on-stage. This year, the judges already seem to be eager to place their stamp on performers, as the usually reticent Simon hit his Golden Buzzer during the very first set of auditions, ensuring singer Sarah Ikumu advanced to the semi-finals, As ever, Ant and Dec will be on hand to deliver congratulations or commiserations to each performer following their turn in the limelight
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.7
12:25pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Season 11 Episode 3/

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.7
1:25pm
Take Me Out
Season 9 Episode 3/8

Paddy McGuinness presents as Croydon bartender Tommy, prison officer Luke from Swansea, Essex-based salesman Bayo, and travel consultant Rixy from Leeds enters the `love lift'. All four hope to impress 30 single women and win a date - but must first get the female participants to keep their lights on as a sign of approval
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.7
2:40pm
Take Me Out - The Gossip
Season 9 Episode 2/

The couples arrive on the island, but trouble is soon brewing while one woman receives a surprise
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2
3:40pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold
Season 23 Episode 6/23

Comedian Harry Hill narrates another selection of camcorder calamities and viewers' mobile phone footage, including a canine goalkeeper and a boy who encounters problems with golf balls
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 1.4
4:10pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
5:10pm
FYI Daily
05/05/2017

Rating: 2
5:15pm
Film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010)
A woman is left running the family farm alone while her husband is fighting in the Second World War. The wart-faced magical nanny is on hand to help her cope with her unruly children, their even more mischievous evacuated cousins, and her scheming brother-in-law, who wants the farm for himself. Fantasy comedy, with Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Sam Kelly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
6:25pm
Film Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
A single father is determined to become a police officer but fails the medical because he is overweight. To compensate, he goes to absurd lengths to succeed in his job as a security guard, but when criminals lay siege to his place of work, he finds his opportunity to prove his worth to law enforcement. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Keir O'Donnell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
7:25pm
FYI Daily
05/05/2017

Rating: 2
7:30pm
Film Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
A single father is determined to become a police officer but fails the medical because he is overweight. To compensate, he goes to absurd lengths to succeed in his job as a security guard, but when criminals lay siege to his place of work, he finds his opportunity to prove his worth to law enforcement. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Keir O'Donnell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
8:15pm
Scorpion
Strife on Mars
Season 3 Episode 22/24

The hi-tech problem-solvers are caught in a dangerous situation when they try to rescue a group of scientists trapped inside a crumbling biodome designed for use on Mars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:15pm
Britain's Got More Talent
Season 11 Episode 4/

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme, including backstage shenanigans and plenty of bonus audition footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.7
10:20pm
Celebrity Juice
Season 17 Episode 7/

Keith Lemon hosts the near-the-knuckle comedy quiz, with another brave line-up of celebrity guests joining regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Gino D'Acampo
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
11:20pm
Family Guy
Chap Stewie
Season 12 Episode 21/21

Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, prompting the angry baby to go back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived. However, he is instead reborn into a Downton Abbey-esque British household
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
11:50pm
Family Guy
Secondhand Spoke
Season 12 Episode 15/21

Peter takes up smoking, and is quickly approached by an advertising executive who wants him to be the face of a new campaign - for an anti-smoking group. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle some school bullies
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:20am
Family Guy
Herpe the Love Sore
Season 12 Episode 16/21

Peter and his friends fight to save their favourite booth in the Drunken Clam after it is claimed by another group of men. Meanwhile, Brian passes on herpes to Stewie. Adult animation, featuring the guest voice of Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:50am
Film Delivery Man (2013)
A man who made regular donations to a sperm bank 20 years ago discovers he has fathered over 500 children. He is touched by an encounter with one of his sons, and decides to track down as many of his offspring as possible and help them with their lives. US remake of French comedy drama Starbuck, starring Vince Vaughn, Chris Pratt and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
1:55am
FYI Daily
06/05/2017

Rating: 2
2:00am
Film Delivery Man (2013)
A man who made regular donations to a sperm bank 20 years ago discovers he has fathered over 500 children. He is touched by an encounter with one of his sons, and decides to track down as many of his offspring as possible and help them with their lives. US remake of French comedy drama Starbuck, starring Vince Vaughn, Chris Pratt and Cobie Smulders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
2:45am
The Hot Desk
The Vamps: The Hot Desk
Rock band the Vamps receive a grilling in an interview over the Hot Desk from Dave Berry, Emma Willis, Nicole Appleton and Melanie Blatt
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.4
2:55am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Rating: 2.1
5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Rating: 3.2