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Tue 12 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 10/15

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the most slam dunks by a parrot and the fastest time to put on and take off underwear. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:20am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Highlights from the global Got Talent franchise, including a group of remarkably flexible Chinese men, a six-year-old dancing policeman, a German whose entire act consists of covering himself in shaving foam, and a cowboy with impressive rope skills. Plus, a contestant who extinguishes candles by squirting water from his eyes. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:45am
Dinner Date
Mark
Season 1 Episode 18/30

Mark from Bolton, Greater Manchester, chooses three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. When the three dinners have been eaten, he decides who he wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:35am
Emmerdale
Moira and Cain take Isaac to the clinic for a routine check-up, only for the doctors to discover that he has a heart condition - which Moira blames herself for causing. Adam takes impulsive action as he struggles with being a murder suspect, and Lisa fears for Zak's health
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:00am
Coronation Street
Michelle takes a risk to solve Robert's money woes, and Tyrone and Fiz quarrel over their daughters. Meanwhile, Kate and Rana have a secret assignation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:30am
Coronation Street
Robert discovers the Bistro has been robbed, and Fiz and Beth's feud is reignited. Meanwhile, Rana perjures herself to protect Zeedan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:00am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 64/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:50am
Dinner Date
Blair C
Season 3 Episode 39/40

Blair from London takes part in the matchmaking show, choosing three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on menus they have created. Having dined with the three women, he decides who he wants to meet again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:50am
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent: Our Top Ten Ant & Dec Moments
Stephen Mulhern counts down Ant and Dec's stand-out BGT moments with help from Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon and David Walliams, alongside a host of memorable former auditionees
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:50am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Highlights from the Got Talent franchise around the world, featuring a man called Professor Splash who jumps into paddling pools from incredible heights, a Romanian who eats raw chicken, a parrot that speaks fluent English, a South Korean pensioner who picks a fight with a load of rocks, and a Chinese man performing one of the most dangerous acts ever seen on the show. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:20pm
Emmerdale
Moira and Cain take Isaac to the clinic for a routine check-up, only for the doctors to discover that he has a heart condition - which Moira blames herself for causing. Adam takes impulsive action as he struggles with being a murder suspect, and Lisa fears for Zak's health
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:50pm
Coronation Street
Michelle takes a risk to solve Robert's money woes, and Tyrone and Fiz quarrel over their daughters. Meanwhile, Kate and Rana have a secret assignation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:20pm
Coronation Street
Robert discovers the Bistro has been robbed, and Fiz and Beth's feud is reignited. Meanwhile, Rana perjures herself to protect Zeedan
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:50pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 65/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles)

2:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 65/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 103/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 59/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:55pm
Take Me Out
Season 6 Episode 4/8

The love lift delivers a Cornwall surfer, a festival lover from Watford, a Bedford carpenter and a Take That tribute star from Manchester, all of whom are hoping to land a date with one of 30 single women on the Isle of Fernandos. However, to have any chance of succeeding, they must ensure the female participants keep their lights on as a sign of approval. But in the final round, if only one or two remain lit, they will have the choice of opting for the mystery girl, based solely on the sound of her voice. Paddy McGuinness presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold at Christmas
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of festive calamities caught on camera, including a Rudolph that loses its head, unlucky snowmen and an injured Santa. Lookalikes of Gregg Wallace, Michael Gove, Tulisa and Dappy are also lampooned by the host
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Harry Hill narrates a festive selection of camcorder calamities, including stumbling Santas, ungrateful children, a dog that uses a Christmas tree as a toilet and an unexpected shock from some fairy lights
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Give Santa a Tail-hole
Season 10 Episode 11/23

Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Welcome to Alancrest
Season 10 Episode 12/23

Kate expresses frustration at her lack of career development, so Walden tries to help in a way that will not blow his cover as regular guy Sam Wilson - by giving Alan $100,000 to invest in Kate's fashion designs. However, Walden begins to feel guilty when Kate shows her gratitude, and he later begins to experience erectile dysfunction
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00pm
Through the Keyhole
Through the Keyhole: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
Season 5 Episode 1/

New series. Keith Lemon returns with the home-invading panel show, in which celebrity contestants are challenged to guess which famous face has had their privacy breached by Leigh Francis's comedy creation. The series begins with an I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! special, in which comedian Jimmy Carr, former Queen of the Jungle Stacey Solomon, TV presenter Myleene Klass and DJ Tony Blackburn must identify `who habitates in a house like this?'
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:00pm
Family Guy
Papa Has a Rollin' Son
Season 14 Episode 2/20

Joe's long-estranged father Bud visits Quahog, while Stewie is told that he will never grow tall and so befriends a pint-sized version of Tom Cruise
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:30pm
Family Guy
Guy, Robot
Season 14 Episode 3/20

An angry Stewie replaces Brian with a super-intelligent robot named Lyle. However, his creation outsmarts and dumps him. Meanwhile, Lois insists on replacing the mattress thanks to years of damage from Peter's heavy frame
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:00pm
Family Guy
Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part One
Season 8 Episode 17/22

Part one of two. Another power cut gives Peter the opportunity to regale the family with a second Star Wars-themed story, this time based on Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Chris, Meg, Lois, Brian and Stewie are recast in their original roles, while Mort is introduced as fan-favourite Lando Calrissian and Chris's boss Carl fills in for Yoda. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:30pm
Family Guy
Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 18/22

Part two of two. Another power cut gives Peter the opportunity to regale the family with a second Star Wars-themed story, this time based on Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Chris, Meg, Lois, Brian and Stewie are recast in their original roles, while Mort is introduced as fan-favourite Lando Calrissian and Chris's boss Carl fills in for Yoda. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:00am
American Dad!
White Rice
Season 7 Episode 5/19

A marriage counsellor hypnotises Francine and unwittingly revives her long-held dreams of becoming a comedienne. Meanwhile, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:30am
American Dad!
Great Space Roaster
Season 6 Episode 18/18

Roger is offended by the family during his birthday celebrations, and vows to turn his life around - and take revenge. However, the alien takes things a step too far, causing the family to go on the run
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:00am
Plebs
The Vestal
Season 3 Episode 3/8

When Marcus's parents visit for the weekend, he is keen to keep them and Delphine as far apart as possible. Meanwhile, Stylax pursues a romance with Ursula, one of the vestal virgins who guard the city's sacred flame, and Grumio spots a business opportunity. Comedy, guest starring Michelle Keegan, Samantha Spiro and Danny Webb
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:30am
Plebs
The Cupid
Season 3 Episode 4/8

The boys get cultured when Grumio is cast to play the part of Cupid in a play. Marcus becomes his agent and uses his new connections to impress Delphine, while Stylax understudies the lead actor so he can meet theatre groupies. Guest starring Miriam Margolyes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 9/15

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of unusual records, including the world's smallest horse, the world's fastest human crab, and the highest note ever sung
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:30am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

Wed 13 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 5/15

Matt Edmondson guides us through some more weird and wonderful Guinness World Records, including the fastest time to pull an aircraft, the most watermelons punched in one minute and the longest time to sing suspended upside down
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:20am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Clips from the global prime-time TV franchise, featuring an American grandmother with a knack for hip-hop, a human Ken doll in Russia, a terrifying lesson in self-defence in Nigeria, and judge Dawn French's encounter with an obscene dancer on Australia's Got Talent. Plus, Ant and Dec are replaced by a pair of Chinese robots. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:45am
Dinner Date
Blair C
Season 3 Episode 39/40

Blair from London takes part in the matchmaking show, choosing three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on menus they have created. Having dined with the three women, he decides who he wants to meet again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:35am
Emmerdale
Moira is suffering from sleep deprivation as Isaac cries through the night, and longs for any kind of respite - an urge that drives her to the brink. Victoria races against time, and somebody receives a very significant text message
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:00am
The Cube
Anita and Corinne
Season 7 Episode 3/8

Mum Anita has the full support of her family behind her as she tackles The Cube, while calm and confident Corinne looks set to take it by storm. Facing up to seven trials of skill, dexterity, reaction, wit and wisdom, the pair hope to win the jackpot of £250,000. Game show, hosted by Phillip Schofield
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 65/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:50am
Dinner Date
Anwen
Season 3 Episode 40/40

Anwen from Manchester picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with the three men, she decides who she wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:50am
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent: Top 10 Child Stars
A countdown of some of the most memorable young performers to compete in the talent show
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:50am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 1 Episode 6/6

A man from India covers himself in giant crabs, a junior Popeye flexes his muscles, a pig shows off its football skills and a man plays the harmonica with his nose. Plus, a death-defying drop down a tower of lights, and one of the world's cutest monkeys. Warwick Davis narrates this selection of clips from the global Got Talent franchise
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:20pm
Emmerdale
Moira is suffering from sleep deprivation as Isaac cries through the night, and longs for any kind of respite - an urge that drives her to the brink. Victoria races against time, and somebody receives a very significant text message
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:50pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of festive mishaps, with footage from the archives of the best videos from past Christmas celebrations
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:50pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 66/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles)

2:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 94/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 52/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 67/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:55pm
Take Me Out
Season 6 Episode 5/8

The love lift delivers a Manchester football coach, a Surrey student, a carpet cleaner from Glasgow and a plumber from Bognor Regis, all of whom are hoping to land a date with one of 30 single women on the Isle of Fernandos. However, to have any chance of succeeding, they must ensure the female participants keep their lights on as a sign of approval. But in the final round, if only one or two remain lit, they will have the choice of opting for the mystery girl, based solely on the sound of her voice. Paddy McGuinness presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed at Christmas!
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of festive camcorder calamities and mobile phone footage, featuring rocking around the Christmas tree and five ways to kill a snowman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed at Christmas!
Season 17 Episode 8/18

In a festive special, Harry Hill opens the programme's archives to look at the best festive funnies of Christmases past. Expect present problems, tree catastrophes and Christmas kids all captured on camcorder
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10 Episode 13/23

Walden decides to tell Kate the truth, so he flies to New York to meet her, but his revelation only succeeds in upsetting the fashion designer. Meanwhile, Alan expresses his enthusiasm for musical theatre with a song-and-dance routine
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Run, Steven Staven, Run!
Season 10 Episode 14/23

Lyndsey threatens to end things with Alan when he refuses to give her a key to the house, while Walden, Herb and Billy commiserate about their failed relationships. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00pm
Film The Hangover Part II (2011)
Phil, Stu and Alan reunite in Bangkok for another stag weekend, but having learned the lessons of their previous misadventures, resolve to keep this one quiet and alcohol-free. Things inevitably do not go according to plan, and they must once again piece together the events of a wild night they cannot remember. Comedy sequel, starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
FYI Daily
13/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

10:05pm
Film The Hangover Part II (2011)
Phil, Stu and Alan reunite in Bangkok for another stag weekend, but having learned the lessons of their previous misadventures, resolve to keep this one quiet and alcohol-free. Things inevitably do not go according to plan, and they must once again piece together the events of a wild night they cannot remember. Comedy sequel, starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:05pm
Family Guy
It's a Trap! - Part One
Season 9 Episode 20/21

Part one of two. The penultimate instalment in the trilogy of Star Wars-themed episodes, based on the film Return of the Jedi. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:35pm
Family Guy
It's a Trap! - Part Two
Season 9 Episode 21/21

Part two of two. The final instalment in the trilogy of Star Wars-themed episodes, based on the film Return of the Jedi. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:05am
Family Guy
Peternormal Activity
Season 14 Episode 4/20

Peter and his friends get stuck in an asylum while filming their own horror movie, while Stewie becomes annoyed with Brian's pretentious attitude
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:35am
Family Guy
Peter, Chris, & Brian
Season 14 Episode 5/20

Peter watches an old home video and realises that none of his childhood dreams have come true, so he attempts to improve Chris's chances in life by forcing him to spend time with Brian
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:00am
American Dad!
There Will Be Bad Blood
Season 7 Episode 6/19

Stan finds out his half-brother Rusty (guest voice Lou Diamond Phillips) is wealthier than him when the family gathers for Thanksgiving, and takes extreme measures to recover what he thinks is rightfully his
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:30am
American Dad!
100 AD
Season 7 Episode 1/19

In the 100th episode of the animated comedy, Stan and Francine try to stop Hayley from eloping with her boyfriend by offering a $50,000 reward to anyone stopping them. The entire town takes up the offer, including Steve and Roger under the alias Wheels and the Legman. Meanwhile, tragedy strikes at Langley Falls when 100 characters are killed off
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00am
Ghosted
Ghost Studz
Season 1 Episode 7/

When Chaz and Jared from the ghost-hunting show Ghost Studz accidentally stumble upon real paranormal activity, Max and Leroy must go undercover on set at an abandoned mental hospital to save them
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Thu 14 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 8/15

A selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the world's oldest gymnast and the longest wave surfed by a dog. Matt Edmondson narrates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:20am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 2 Episode 1/6

A celebration of the best and worst clips from the global Got Talent franchise. Among the acts featured are a group of American stuntmen crashing a bus, Chinese superheroes, a French sword-swallower who performs blindfolded, a Norwegian rock singer doing a duet with a leech, and a Moldovan horseman. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:45am
Dinner Date
Anwen
Season 3 Episode 40/40

Anwen from Manchester picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with the three men, she decides who she wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:35am
Emmerdale
Moira cannot cope any longer and gets in touch with one of Holly's old drug dealers. While initially suspicious, he sees her desperation and agrees to sell her what she craves. Victoria is plagued with doubt, and Arthur and Elliot make a discovery in the woods which prompts Laurel to call the police
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:00am
Coronation Street
Chesney's romantic gesture for Sinead dismays Daniel, and Robert hopes for a fresh start. Meanwhile, Kevin calls time on his relationship with Anna
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:30am
Coronation Street
Daniel makes Chesney feel sick to his stomach, and Faye sees Phelan's true colours. Elsewhere, Craig shares his feelings with Bethany
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:00am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 66/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:50am
Dinner Date
Gerry W
Season 3 Episode 9/40

Gerry from Essex chooses three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with each of them, he decides who he wants to see again. Matchmaking show, narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:50am
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent: Stephen's Top 10 Unbelievable Talents
Britain's Got More Talent host Stephen Mulhern presents a countdown of his 10 favourite acts, a programme originally shown to celebrate his 11th year on the show
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:50am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 2 Episode 2/6

A celebration of the best and worst clips from the global Got Talent franchise, featuring an American grandmother who performs a stunt involving an exploding limousine, a man who attempts to break the world record for smashing watermelons on his head, and an Indian act called the Wheel of Death. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:20pm
Emmerdale
Moira cannot cope any longer and gets in touch with one of Holly's old drug dealers. While initially suspicious, he sees her desperation and agrees to sell her what she craves. Victoria is plagued with doubt, and Arthur and Elliot make a discovery in the woods which prompts Laurel to call the police
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:50pm
Coronation Street
Chesney's romantic gesture for Sinead dismays Daniel, and Robert hopes for a fresh start. Meanwhile, Kevin calls time on his relationship with Anna
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:20pm
Coronation Street
Daniel makes Chesney feel sick to his stomach, and Faye sees Phelan's true colours. Elsewhere, Craig shares his feelings with Bethany
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:50pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 67/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles)

2:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 15 Episode 67/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Season 14 Episode 86/

The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:55pm
Take Me Out
Season 6 Episode 6/8

The love lift delivers a disco-dancing bachelor from West Yorkshire, a Manchester student, and a stockbroker and a nanny, both from London, all of whom are hoping to land a date with one of 30 single women on the Isle of Fernandos. However, to have any chance of succeeding, they must ensure the female participants keep their lights on as a sign of approval. But in the final round, if only one or two remain lit, they will have the choice of opting for the mystery girl, based solely on the sound of her voice. Paddy McGuinness presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold at Christmas
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of festive calamities caught on camera, including a Rudolph that loses its head, unlucky snowmen and an injured Santa. Lookalikes of Gregg Wallace, Michael Gove, Tulisa and Dappy are also lampooned by the host
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents

8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 Episode 15/23

Jake returns from the base with his girlfriend Tammy, and asks Walden for money so he can propose to her. However, the teenager has misunderstood his relationship with the tattoo shop owner, who has several children and just wants a bit of fun with no strings attached. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Season 10 Episode 16/23

Alan tries to make Valentine's Day special for Lindsay, but his plans go awry at the last minute. Meanwhile, with Kate back in town, Walden tries to persuade her to take him back. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00pm
Through the Keyhole
Through the Christmas Keyhole
Season 4 Episode 1/8

Keith Lemon hosts a Christmas special of the game show. Coronation Street star Shayne Ward, model Kelly Brook and comedian Johnny Vegas are asked to identify the homes of the rich and famous, using seasonal clues to assist them
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:00pm
Celebrity Juice
Celebrity Juice Christmas Special
Season 18 Episode 11/11

Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton get festive with the help of Loose Women presenters Denise Welch and Stacey Solomon, actor John Barrowman, Kaiser Chiefs main man Ricky Wilson and musician Alex James
(Subtitles)

11:00pm
Family Guy
Peter's Sister
Season 14 Episode 6/20

Peter's estranged sister Karen arrives in Quahog for Thanksgiving and Peter's friends soon recognise her as a pro wrestler named Heavy Flo
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:30pm
Family Guy
Hot Pocket-Dial
Season 14 Episode 7/20

Quagmire tells Ida that he is in love with Lois, which Peter accidentally overhears. Peter becomes furious with his friend and Lois is forced to to resolve the situation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:00am
Family Guy
Blue Harvest - Part One
Season 6 Episode 1/14

Part one of two. The Griffins are stuck indoors during a blackout, so Peter passes the time by telling a story spoofing Star Wars. Acting out scenes from Episode IV: A New Hope, the family members all take different roles in the tale, with Peter as Han Solo, and masochistic baby Stewie becoming Darth Vader
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:30am
Family Guy
Blue Harvest - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 2/14

Part two of two. As the blackout continues, Peter presses on with his Star Wars-inspired tale, with his friends and family replacing the cast of the space opera in a modified version of Episode IV: A New Hope
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:00am
American Dad!
The People v Martin Sugar
Season 7 Episode 7/19

Stan is awaiting his annual jury summons, but there is trouble ahead when becomes the foreman in a trial where Roger is the defendant. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:30am
American Dad!
Son of Stan
Season 7 Episode 2/19

Stan creates a clone of Steve, and takes the opportunity to challenge Francine to a parenting competition in which they each raise one of the teenagers to determine who has the better child-rearing skills. Meanwhile, Roger tries to find a missing bride and groom in Thailand
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00am
Plebs
The Crime Wave
Season 3 Episode 5/8

As a crime wave sweeps the city, the boys join a Roman military fitness class to protect themselves on the streets, while Flavia introduces some dubious new security measures at work. Grumio starts dating talented baker Agatha, who may well be a feeder
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Fri 15 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 2 Episode 11/15

A selection of some of incredible and peculiar records, including the world's longest snake, the heaviest vehicle pulled by nipples and the longest distance run on hot plates
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:20am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 2 Episode 3/6

A celebration of the best and worst clips from the global Got Talent franchise. Featuring a human cannonball, a high-wire motorbike display, a German cowboy performing stunts with a whip, a death-defying Indian acrobat and a performer who slices flying fruit with a sword. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:45am
Dinner Date
Gerry W
Season 3 Episode 9/40

Gerry from Essex chooses three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. Having dined with each of them, he decides who he wants to see again. Matchmaking show, narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:35am
Emmerdale
Harriet prepares for Emma's funeral, but does not expect many of the villagers to attend. Each of the suspects in her murder go about their business, unaware that the truth will soon be revealed. Moira visits Holly's grave as she wrestles with a stark choice, while Pete and Ross prepare to say goodbye
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:00am
Emmerdale
A special flashback episode, revealing what really happened that fateful day on the viaduct. As the horrifying truth emerges, the lives of the people of Emmerdale will never be the same again
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:30am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Season 16 Episode 18/22

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from giddy grandmas, cute kids and crazy animals to below-the-belt mishaps, practical jokers and painful-looking accidents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 67/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:50am
Dinner Date
Tom
Season 4 Episode 7/31

Tom from Birmingham picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. When the three dinners have been eaten, he decides who he wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

10:50am
Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent: Top 10 Daredevils
Ant and Dec host the nationwide talent search, which sees a wide variety of acts, from comedians to contortionists, singers to spoon players, compete for the chance to win a huge cash prize and a coveted slot at the Royal Variety Performance
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:50am
Planet's Got Talent
Season 2 Episode 4/6

A celebration of the best and worst clips from the global Got Talent franchise, featuring an Indian contestant who gets run over by a steamroller, a Chinese yo-yo master and a dog that sings Whitney Houston songs. Narrated by Warwick Davis
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:20pm
Emmerdale
Harriet prepares for Emma's funeral, but does not expect many of the villagers to attend. Each of the suspects in her murder go about their business, unaware that the truth will soon be revealed. Moira visits Holly's grave as she wrestles with a stark choice, while Pete and Ross prepare to say goodbye
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:50pm
Emmerdale
A special flashback episode, revealing what really happened that fateful day on the viaduct. As the horrifying truth emerges, the lives of the people of Emmerdale will never be the same again
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:25pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! Gold at Christmas
Comedian Harry Hill narrates a selection of festive calamities caught on camera, including a Rudolph that loses its head, unlucky snowmen and an injured Santa. Lookalikes of Gregg Wallace, Michael Gove, Tulisa and Dappy are also lampooned by the host
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:50pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 68/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles)

2:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
15/12/2017 - 1
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
15/12/2017 - 2
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
15/12/2017 - 3
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:55pm
Take Me Out
Season 6 Episode 7/8

The love lift delivers a London rugby player, a physiotherapist from Liverpool, a gymnastics coach from Bath and a Glasgow drainage engineer, all of whom are hoping to land a date with one of 30 single women on the Isle of Fernandos. However, to have any chance of succeeding, they must ensure the female participants keep their lights on as a sign of approval. But in the final round, if only one or two remain lit, they will have the choice of opting for the mystery girl, based solely on the sound of her voice. Paddy McGuinness presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:00pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Season 26 Episode 14/20

Harry Hill narrates a festive and comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from a kid wrestling a Christmas tree to the world's most terrifying present - Carrie the possessed car

7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! With Bells On!
Season 28 Episode 12/19

Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of camcorder clips with a festive theme. A pensioner throws fireworks at carol singers, a Christmas fairy goes up in flames, and a smartphone is found inside a turkey. Plus, one unfortunate youngster receives a Christmas gift that keeps on giving
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Season 10 Episode 17/23

Walden attends a singles' night with friends from high school. He encounters Bridget, and they begin talking about getting back together - which worries Alan. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
The 9.04 from Pemberton
Season 10 Episode 18/23

Alan seeks refuge with Herb after he and Walden have a disagreement. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:00pm
Film The Hangover Part III (2013)
Drinking buddies Phil and Stu try to help their troubled friend Alan get his life in order, only to stumble into another bizarre misadventure. The Mob have taken Alan's brother hostage and to free him, they have to track down manic gangster Mr Chow, who has escaped from a Thai prison. Comedy sequel, starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and John Goodman
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
FYI Daily
15/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

10:05pm
Film The Hangover Part III (2013)
Drinking buddies Phil and Stu try to help their troubled friend Alan get his life in order, only to stumble into another bizarre misadventure. The Mob have taken Alan's brother hostage and to free him, they have to track down manic gangster Mr Chow, who has escaped from a Thai prison. Comedy sequel, starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and John Goodman
(Subtitles)

11:05pm
Family Guy
Brokeback Swanson
Season 14 Episode 8/20

Joe is injured when Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire decide to run with the bulls, while Brian sleeps with a woman who is married to a Navy Seal
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:35pm
Family Guy
Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part One
Season 8 Episode 17/22

Part one of two. Another power cut gives Peter the opportunity to regale the family with a second Star Wars-themed story, this time based on Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Chris, Meg, Lois, Brian and Stewie are recast in their original roles, while Mort is introduced as fan-favourite Lando Calrissian and Chris's boss Carl fills in for Yoda. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:05am
Family Guy
Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 18/22

Part two of two. Another power cut gives Peter the opportunity to regale the family with a second Star Wars-themed story, this time based on Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Chris, Meg, Lois, Brian and Stewie are recast in their original roles, while Mort is introduced as fan-favourite Lando Calrissian and Chris's boss Carl fills in for Yoda. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:35am
American Dad!
Fartbreak Hotel
Season 7 Episode 9/19

The Smiths are forced to move into a hotel following an incident in which Roger released lethal gas into their home. However, Francine soon becomes bored with her new surroundings and decides to assume the identity of a businesswoman
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:00am
American Dad!
Stan's Food Restaurant
Season 7 Episode 4/19

Stan is delighted when Roger offers to help him open a restaurant, but their differences of opinion wreak havoc. Elsewhere, Steve sees an opportunity for romance when the new girl at school invites him over while her parents are out of town
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:30am
Ghosted
Ghost Studz
Season 1 Episode 7/

When Chaz and Jared from the ghost-hunting show Ghost Studz accidentally stumble upon real paranormal activity, Max and Leroy must go undercover on set at an abandoned mental hospital to save them
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00am
Plebs
Jugball
Season 3 Episode 6/8

Marcus and Stylax meet Ramases, a work-experience boy who also happens to be the son of the company owner, and they invent a new office-based sport called jugball. Meanwhile, Grumio samples some gourmet food when he is lent a storecard for the emporium
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:25am
Teleshopping
Buying goods from the comfort of home
(Interactive)

5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Sat 16 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the record for the most meatballs eaten in one minute
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:10am
Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

8:35am
Coronation Street
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street
(Subtitles) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

11:25am
Take Me Out
Take Me Out Celebrity Special
Season 9 Episode 10/10

Paddy McGuinness presents a special edition of the dating show, with TOWIE's James `Arg' Argent, presenter Melvin Odoom and Olympic gymnast Nile Wilson entering the `love lift' in the hope of impressing 30 single women returning from previous series and persuading them to keep their lights on as a sign of approval
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:30pm
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Coming Out
Season 17 Episode 23/23

After enduring up to three weeks facing the horrors of the Australian jungle under the spotlight of the world's media, the celebrities get ready to embark on life back in the real world. The programme follows each of the campers, including the series' winner, from the moment they step off the bridge to their emotional reunions with friends and family, and captures their reactions as they spend a well-deserved night in luxury. Ant and Dec present
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

1:35pm
Mr Bean
Season 1 Episode 1/14

The hapless fool sits an exam, but when he realises he has studied the wrong maths equations, it is already too late. He also tries to stifle a sneeze in church. Rowan Atkinson stars in the first episode of the celebrated comedy, with Richard Briers, Rudolph Walker and Howard Goodall
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:10pm
Mr Bean
The Return of Mr Bean
Season 1 Episode 2/14

The buffoon wreaks havoc when he goes shopping and dines at an exclusive restaurant - and there is an unfortunate incident when he meets a member of the royal family at a film premiere. Rowan Atkinson stars
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:45pm
Film Mr Bean's Holiday (2007)
The bumbling fool wins first prize in the church raffle - a trip to France and a video camera. His travels cause chaos as he disrupts a film shoot in Cannes, to the fury of its megalomaniac director, and is then accused of kidnapping a youngster. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, Willem Dafoe, Emma de Caunes and Max Baldry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

3:45pm
FYI Daily
15/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

3:50pm
Film Mr Bean's Holiday (2007)
The bumbling fool wins first prize in the church raffle - a trip to France and a video camera. His travels cause chaos as he disrupts a film shoot in Cannes, to the fury of its megalomaniac director, and is then accused of kidnapping a youngster. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, Willem Dafoe, Emma de Caunes and Max Baldry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

4:35pm
Film Yogi Bear (2010)
A conniving bear and his diminutive sidekick learn that the national park they live in is due to be closed down by the greedy local mayor. They must join forces with their old foe, a park ranger who resents their mischief-making, to save the day. Comedy based on the cartoon series, starring Anna Faris and Tom Cavanagh, and featuring the voices of Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake
(Subtitles)

5:35pm
FYI Daily
15/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

5:40pm
Film Yogi Bear (2010)
A conniving bear and his diminutive sidekick learn that the national park they live in is due to be closed down by the greedy local mayor. They must join forces with their old foe, a park ranger who resents their mischief-making, to save the day. Comedy based on the cartoon series, starring Anna Faris and Tom Cavanagh, and featuring the voices of Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake
(Subtitles)

6:10pm
Film Liar Liar (1997)
A lawyer, whose underhand ploys to win cases leave him little time to see his son, discovers he is incapable of lying after the boy's birthday wish makes his dad tell only the truth. However, this causes a host of problems as the attorney tries to muddle his way through a high-profile divorce settlement. Comedy, with Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Justin Cooper, Jennifer Tilly and Cary Elwes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:10pm
FYI Daily
15/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

7:15pm
Film Liar Liar (1997)
A lawyer, whose underhand ploys to win cases leave him little time to see his son, discovers he is incapable of lying after the boy's birthday wish makes his dad tell only the truth. However, this causes a host of problems as the attorney tries to muddle his way through a high-profile divorce settlement. Comedy, with Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Justin Cooper, Jennifer Tilly and Cary Elwes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:55pm
Film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
An American teenager is sent to live with his father in Tokyo after a brush with the law, but soon becomes involved in illegal street racing. When he ends up owing money to gangsters after losing a race against a driver with Yakuza connections, he has to learn to master the Japanese style of driving to win and pay back his debts. Action adventure, starring Lucas Black, Nathalie Kelley and Bow Wow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

8:55pm
FYI Daily
15/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

9:00pm
Film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
An American teenager is sent to live with his father in Tokyo after a brush with the law, but soon becomes involved in illegal street racing. When he ends up owing money to gangsters after losing a race against a driver with Yakuza connections, he has to learn to master the Japanese style of driving to win and pay back his debts. Action adventure, starring Lucas Black, Nathalie Kelley and Bow Wow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
Celebrity Juice
Celebrity Juice Christmas Special
Season 18 Episode 11/11

Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton get festive with the help of Loose Women presenters Denise Welch and Stacey Solomon, actor John Barrowman, Kaiser Chiefs main man Ricky Wilson and musician Alex James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

11:00pm
Family Guy
Trading Places
Season 9 Episode 15/21

The Griffin kids complain that their parents enjoy easy lives, so Peter and Lois challenge them to swap places. Things appear to be going well for a while, with Chris working at the brewery and Meg taking her mother's place as home-maker, but the youngsters soon begin to buckle under the pressure of adulthood
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:30pm
Family Guy
It's a Trap! - Part One
Season 9 Episode 20/21

Part one of two. The penultimate instalment in the trilogy of Star Wars-themed episodes, based on the film Return of the Jedi. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

11:55pm
Family Guy
It's a Trap! - Part Two
Season 9 Episode 21/21

Part two of two. The final instalment in the trilogy of Star Wars-themed episodes, based on the film Return of the Jedi. With the voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Mila Kunis
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:30am
American Dad!
Stanny-Boy and Frantastic
Season 7 Episode 10/19

Stan and Francine's social life gets a boost when they meet adventurous couple Tom and Cami, but they realise they cannot keep up with them. However, it isn't long before they devise a plan to slow them down permanently
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:55am
American Dad!
White Rice
Season 7 Episode 5/19

A marriage counsellor hypnotises Francine and unwittingly revives her long-held dreams of becoming a comedienne. Meanwhile, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:25am
The Cleveland Show
A Cleveland Brown Christmas
Season 1 Episode 9/21

Cleveland is forced to make amends when he gets drunk at the office Christmas party and blurts out the truth about Rallo's father. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal rights activist and tries to save a reindeer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:55am
Celebrity Juice
Celebrity Juice Christmas Special
Season 14 Episode 11/14

Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Gina D'Acampo gets festive with the help of Strictly star Jay McGuiness, singer Louise Redknapp, actress Michelle Keegan and comedian Jimmy Carr
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:45am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:55am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Interactive)

5:55am
ITV2 Nightscreen
Text-based information service

Sun 17 Dec

6:00am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 9/

Matt Edmondson narrates peculiar record-breaking attempts, including the heaviest mantle of bees, the fastest time to eat 10 chillies and the longest Riverdance line
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:25am
Emmerdale
Long-running soap following the ups and downs of village life amid the rolling scenery of the Yorkshire Dales
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

8:55am
Coronation Street
Long-running drama with the residents of England's most famous cobbled street
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

11:50am
Take Me Out
Take Me Out Celebrity Special
Season 9 Episode 9/10

Paddy McGuinness invites three famous faces to take part in the dating game show. Entering the `love lift' this evening are model and former international rugby player Thom Evans, radio and TV presenter Roman Kemp, and 5ive's Ritchie Neville. All three will be hoping their wit, looks and star power will be enough to score a date with the ladies of Paddy's panel, who must keep their lights on as a sign of their approval
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

12:55pm
Mr Bean
The Curse of Mr Bean
Season 1 Episode 3/14

The hero bumbles his way through a disaster-packed day that takes him from the swimming baths and lunch in the park on to a night at the cinema with his girlfriend. Rowan Atkinson stars, with Angus Deayton and Matilda Ziegler
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:30pm
Mr Bean
Mr Bean Goes to Town
Season 1 Episode 4/14

Rowan Atkinson leaves his brain at home once more to play the bungling buffoon of few words. He goes shopping for a new TV, has problems with an itchy foot and takes a lucky girl for a night on the town - leaving the usual trail of chaos in his wake
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:00pm
Film Jack Frost (1998)
A rock musician who realises he is spending too much time away from his family is killed in a car accident while travelling home for the festive season. The following year his spirit takes on the form of a snowman, made by his son, allowing them to spend one last Christmas together. Fantasy drama, starring Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Joseph Cross and Mark Addy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

3:00pm
FYI Daily
16/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

3:05pm
Film Jack Frost (1998)
A rock musician who realises he is spending too much time away from his family is killed in a car accident while travelling home for the festive season. The following year his spirit takes on the form of a snowman, made by his son, allowing them to spend one last Christmas together. Fantasy drama, starring Michael Keaton, Kelly Preston, Joseph Cross and Mark Addy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

4:05pm
Catchphrase
Catchphrase Christmas Special
Stephen Mulhern hosts a festive special of the guessing game, challenging presenter Carol Vorderman, musical theatre star Michael Ball and actress Michelle Collins to see it and say it. Thousands of pounds for charity is up for grabs as the contestants compete to identify a series of well-known phrases
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

5:05pm
Film Happy Feet (2006)
A young penguin disappoints his fellow seabirds with his inability to sing - but instead he displays a remarkable talent for tap dancing. However, his elders refuse to accept this outlandish behaviour and send the youngster into exile, marking the start of a wonderful journey. Animated adventure, with the voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

6:05pm
FYI Daily
16/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

6:10pm
Film Happy Feet (2006)
A young penguin disappoints his fellow seabirds with his inability to sing - but instead he displays a remarkable talent for tap dancing. However, his elders refuse to accept this outlandish behaviour and send the youngster into exile, marking the start of a wonderful journey. Animated adventure, with the voices of Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

7:15pm
Film Gravity (2013)
Two astronauts are left stranded in orbit above the Earth when the debris from an exploding satellite destroys their shuttle. Left drifting in space with no way to contact mission control, they begin a perilous journey to reach the safety of a space station before their oxygen supply runs out. Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney
(Subtitles)

8:15pm
FYI Daily
16/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

8:20pm
Film Gravity (2013)
Two astronauts are left stranded in orbit above the Earth when the debris from an exploding satellite destroys their shuttle. Left drifting in space with no way to contact mission control, they begin a perilous journey to reach the safety of a space station before their oxygen supply runs out. Thriller, starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney
(Subtitles)

9:00pm
Film The Holiday (2006)
Two single women living on opposite sides of the Atlantic agree to exchange houses over the Christmas holidays. In their new surroundings, both women unexpectedly encounter prospective partners, but as the house swap draws to a close, difficult decisions have to be made about their blossoming relationships. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jack Black, Jude Law and Eli Wallach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

10:00pm
FYI Daily
17/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

10:05pm
Film The Holiday (2006)
Two single women living on opposite sides of the Atlantic agree to exchange houses over the Christmas holidays. In their new surroundings, both women unexpectedly encounter prospective partners, but as the house swap draws to a close, difficult decisions have to be made about their blossoming relationships. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jack Black, Jude Law and Eli Wallach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:45pm
Family Guy
Crimes and Meg's Demeanour
Season 16 Episode 8/

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbours and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:15am
Family Guy
Pilling Them Softly
Season 14 Episode 1/20

Stewie becomes addicted to ADHD medication, while Peter and Quagmire start their own cookery shows
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

12:40am
Family Guy
Papa Has a Rollin' Son
Season 14 Episode 2/20

Joe's long-estranged father Bud visits Quahog, while Stewie is told that he will never grow tall and so befriends a pint-sized version of Tom Cruise
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:10am
Family Guy
Guy, Robot
Season 14 Episode 3/20

An angry Stewie replaces Brian with a super-intelligent robot named Lyle. However, his creation outsmarts and dumps him. Meanwhile, Lois insists on replacing the mattress thanks to years of damage from Peter's heavy frame
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

1:40am
American Dad!
The Two Hundred
Season 12 Episode 10/22

In the wake of an apocalyptic disaster known as The Blast, a tattooed and haunted Stan wanders through the barren wasteland that was once Langley Falls, tormented by the mysterious Two Hundred, which has terrorised the town, and seperated the agent from his family. The 200th episode of the animated comedy, featuring the voice of Seth MacFarlane
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:05am
American Dad!
Anchorfran
Season 12 Episode 9/22

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg after he and his partner Terry split up. Meanwhile, Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

2:30am
Teleshopping
bargain buys from the comfort of the armchair
(Interactive)

Mon 18 Dec

6:00am
The Cube
The Cube: Celebrity Special: David Haye and Kian Egan
Season 7 Episode 6/8

Boxer David Haye and I'm a Celebrity 2013 winner Kian Egan set out to complete a series of fiendishly difficult challenges, ranging from agility tests to skill trials, with the aim of winning a jackpot of £250,000 for charity. The more money they stand to win, the harder the task in front of them, but having both experienced the horrors of Bushtucker Trials, will they find it easier than most to hold their nerve? Phillip Schofield presents
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:45am
Dinner Date
Tom
Season 4 Episode 7/31

Tom from Birmingham picks three blind dates from five potential partners, based entirely on the menus they have created. When the three dinners have been eaten, he decides who he wants to see again. Narrated by Charlotte Hudson
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

7:35am
Emmerdale
Nicola is concerned, someone is anxious, and the police close in on their suspect
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:00am
Coronation Street
Chesney goes to extreme lengths to punish Daniel, and Fiz suspects Ruby of playing with fire. Elsewhere, Eva offers Aidan a heartfelt apology. Continues at 8.30pm
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

8:30am
Coronation Street
Chesney accuses Daniel of assault, and David stumbles upon Anna's hiding place. Elsewhere, Tyrone and Fiz's argument reaches stalemate
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

9:00am
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 68/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

9:50am
Mr Bean
The Return of Mr Bean
Season 1 Episode 2/14

The buffoon wreaks havoc when he goes shopping and dines at an exclusive restaurant - and there is an unfortunate incident when he meets a member of the royal family at a film premiere. Rowan Atkinson stars
(Repeat) (Audio Described)

10:20am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Matt Edmondson narrates another selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the record for the most meatballs eaten in one minute
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10:35am
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed at Christmas!
Harry Hill narrates a yuletide special that spares no blushes, featuring festive faux pas and seasonal slip-ups from the archive vault of shame, including problem presents, ill-fated trees and over-excited offspring
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11:05am
Take Me Out
Take Me Out Celebrity Christmas Special
Season 4 Episode 10/10

Matchmaker Paddy McGuinness hosts a festive edition, giving 30 single women from series past and present another chance to win a date to the Isle of Fernandos. Hoping to impress them are Celebrity Juice host Keith Lemon, This Morning's Matt Johnson and actor and presenter Joe Swash, but will the famous faces be able to persuade all the girls to keep their lights on?
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12:20pm
Emmerdale
Nicola is concerned, someone is anxious, and the police close in on their suspect
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12:50pm
Coronation Street
Chesney goes to extreme lengths to punish Daniel, and Fiz suspects Ruby of playing with fire. Elsewhere, Eva offers Aidan a heartfelt apology. Continues at 8.30pm
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1:20pm
Coronation Street
Chesney accuses Daniel of assault, and David stumbles upon Anna's hiding place. Elsewhere, Tyrone and Fiz's argument reaches stalemate
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1:50pm
The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Season 15 Episode 69/

The comedian hosts a lively entertainment show featuring celebrity guests, chart-topping music and everyday people with extraordinary stories to tell
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2:40pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
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3:50pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

4:55pm
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The host invites guests to air their differences over family and relationship issues, and provides them with his own brand of no-nonsense advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

6:00pm
Take Me Out
Season 6 Episode 8/8

The love lift delivers Mr Wales 2013 - personal trainer Michael from Carmarthen - along with cleaner Jason from Bristol, Glasgow landscape gardener David, who's also a semi-pro wrestler, and Vincent, a champagne importer from London. They're all hoping to land a date with one of 30 single women on the Isle of Fernandos. However, to have any chance of succeeding, they must ensure the female participants keep their lights on as a sign of approval. But in the final round, if only one or two remain lit, they will have the choice of opting for the mystery girl, based solely on the sound of her voice. Paddy McGuinness presents
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7:30pm
You've Been Framed!
You've Been Framed! at Christmas
Season 26 Episode 14/20

Harry Hill narrates a festive and comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers, featuring everything from a kid wrestling a Christmas tree to the world's most terrifying present - Carrie the possessed car
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8:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Someone Stole a Spoon
Season 10 Episode 19/23

Herb goes on a wild party binge at the beach house, prompting Walden and Alan to feel the need to keep up with him. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
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8:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Season 10 Episode 20/23

Jake visits for the weekend, triggering the start of a whole heap of trouble involving tattooed mothers, inappropriate daughters and a used-car salesman. He cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter - and Alan and Walden become involved in the ugly repercussions
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9:00pm
Family Guy
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
Season 16 Episode 9/

A selfish Peter loses his festive spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmases past, present and future
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9:30pm
Ghosted
Haunted Hayride
Season 1 Episode 8/

When a young girl goes missing at a haunted hayride, Max and Leroy go undercover to determine if it was a paranormal act or just a publicity stunt. Meanwhile, Barry brainstorms ways to bond with the pair. Comedy, starring Adam Scott and Craig Robinson
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10:00pm
American Dad!
The Dentist's Wife
Season 12 Episode 12/22

Roger meets Meredith, the most interesting woman in Langley Falls, and he struggles to create a new, more fabulous persona to keep up with her. When he fails, Francine suggests the dejected alien embark on a journey of self-discovery, which doesn't go exactly as planned. Meanwhile, Stan and the others overdo it during a workout, and end up feeling too sore to move, giving Klaus the chance to throw himself a party
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10:30pm
American Dad!
Widow's Pique
Season 12 Episode 13/22

Roger talks Francine into taking advantage of Stan's absence by playing the `Widow Game', which involves the two of them posing as widows in order to gain sympathy - and free stuff. However, the fun is spoiled when Francine begins to seriously contemplate how she would survive if Stan really were to die. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends stage wrestling matches in the basement, but things get out of hand when an uninvited participant shows up
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11:00pm
Family Guy
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
Season 3 Episode 16/22

The Griffins somehow manage to celebrate Christmas, even though Lois's well-laid holiday plans fall apart, and Stewie convinces himself there really is a Santa Claus. With the guest voice of Kiss bassist Gene Simmons
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11:30pm
Family Guy
Peternormal Activity
Season 14 Episode 4/20

Peter and his friends get stuck in an asylum while filming their own horror movie, while Stewie becomes annoyed with Brian's pretentious attitude
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12:00am
Family Guy
Peter, Chris, & Brian
Season 14 Episode 5/20

Peter watches an old home video and realises that none of his childhood dreams have come true, so he attempts to improve Chris's chances in life by forcing him to spend time with Brian
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12:25am
Family Guy
Peter's Sister
Season 14 Episode 6/20

Peter's estranged sister Karen arrives in Quahog for Thanksgiving and Peter's friends soon recognise her as a pro wrestler named Heavy Flo
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12:55am
The Cleveland Show
Die Semi-Hard
Season 3 Episode 7/22

The Browns celebrate Christmas by posing in a nativity scene, and Cleveland decides to pass the time by telling them his version of his favourite festive story - the Bruce Willis film Die Hard - in which the original characters are replaced by his friends and neighbours. Featuring the guest voices of 1980s pop star Huey Lewis, film director David Lynch and Mad Men's John Slattery
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1:25am
The Cleveland Show
'Tis the Cleveland to be Sorry
Season 4 Episode 6/23

Donna insists the family helps at the homeless shelter at Christmas, but Cleveland is surprised to find the food there is better than what he eats at home. Meanwhile, Roberta is hired as an elf at a department store, but her chauvinistic employer requires her and other female employees to wear skimpy outfits
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1:55am
The Keith and Paddy Picture Show
Season 1 Episode 1/5

Keith Lemon teams up with Paddy McGuinness to condense iconic Hollywood films into half-hour mini-movies, with the help of a host of celebrity guest stars. In this edition the duo unveil their version of Dirty Dancing, starring Jessica Hynes, Larry Lamb, John Barrowman and Kimberly Wyatt
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2:20am
Film Bachelorette (2012)
Three bridesmaids bored of a friend's dull hen party hold a late-night celebration of their own, but end up ruining the wedding dress. They head out onto the streets of New York in search of a means to secretly repair the damage - which leads to them gatecrashing the groom's stag do. Comedy, starring Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Lizzy Caplan and Rebel Wilson
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3:10am
FYI Daily
18/12/2017
A round-up of the latest entertainment news

3:15am
Film Bachelorette (2012)
Three bridesmaids bored of a friend's dull hen party hold a late-night celebration of their own, but end up ruining the wedding dress. They head out onto the streets of New York in search of a means to secretly repair the damage - which leads to them gatecrashing the groom's stag do. Comedy, starring Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, Lizzy Caplan and Rebel Wilson
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3:45am
Scorpion
Maroon 8
Season 3 Episode 24/25

The team is left stranded on a deserted island when the plane crashes on the way to Toby and Happy's honeymoon
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4:25am
Educating Joey Essex
Educating Joey Essex: Football Fever
Season 1 Episode 2/13

The former TOWIE star heads out of his comfort zone as he travels to South America to learn all about Brazil, the host nation of the 2014 World Cup. Following on from his recent African adventure, Essex boy Joey's jaw-dropping journey of discovery takes him from samba capital Rio de Janeiro to the competition's opening ceremony in Sao Paulo, as he is educated in all things football
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5:15am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Season 3 Episode 3/

Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of world record attempts from around the world, including the most teeth in a mouth, the fastest time to type a text message, the largest skinny dip, and the most coconuts smashed on a person's head with a baseball bat
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5:40am
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
Matt Edmondson narrates a selection of some of the most incredible and peculiar record-breaking attempts
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5:50am
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