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Thu 29 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Legacy
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Royal Wedding
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Frankie becomes obsessed with the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, and shocks the family by going all out to celebrate the occasion - buying an HDTV and an array of commemorative knick-knacks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Mother's Day II
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Mike and the kids think they have come up with the perfect Mother's Day gift for Frankie, a day she can devote entirely to herself - but the plan backfires almost immediately. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Prom
Season 2 Episode 22/24

Frankie and Mike force Axl to do the right thing when he inadvertently invites the wrong girl to the prom by text, and Brick proves to be something of a playwright
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 28/28

Part two of two. Bridget finds it difficult to stay faithful to Donny, and the relationship between Cate and her sister Maggie becomes increasingly strained. Paul discovers a pregnancy testing kit in the bin, and model student Kerry gets suspended from school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Premiere
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Cate suspects she may be pregnant, but is dismayed by her family's selfish reactions. Kerry's relationship with Kyle makes her extremely popular at school, while Bridget finds herself left out in the cold
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Stop Will! In the Name of Love
Season 4 Episode 18/26

Will and his date double up on an outing with Ashley and her boyfriend, but the Fresh Prince is so overly protective of his younger cousin that it ruins everyone's fun. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You'd Better Shop Around
Season 4 Episode 19/26

Will decides the academic life is not for him and quits university to become a car salesman, much to the disappointment of his visiting mother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Thirtysomething slacker Dupree finds himself out of a job with nowhere to live, and turns to his newly married best friend Carl for a place to stay. But Carl comes to regret his act of hospitality as the layabout shows no sign of ever moving out - not to mention his annoyance when his new wife takes a liking to their laid-back guest. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson and Michael Douglas

Rating: 4.1
11:10pm
Bad Robots
Season 1 Episode 5/6

A re-wired traffic sign confuses motorists by offering them fashion tips, a tourist information machine aptly situated outside the Houses of Parliament offers visitors some untrustworthy facts, while a photo booth offers customers some unusual merchandise with their faces printed on. With the voices of Michael Gambon, Annabel Raftery, Nico Tatarowicz, John Hopkins and Matt Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:40pm
Bad Robots
Season 1 Episode 6/6

A construct-a-bear machine goes haywire, giving parents a teddy with a twist. Meanwhile, a passport photo machine frustrates customers, and a robot takes over a Chinese restaurant - with one customer feeling vexed after he has his fortune read. With the voices of Michael Gambon, Dave Benson Phillips, Nico Tatarowicz, John Hopkins and Matt Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
12:10am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:40am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:05am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:35am
Jackass
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Johnny Knoxville gets blasted against a wall by a fire engine hose, Steve-O has his buttocks pierced and the entire cast try out a human slingshot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
South Park
Over Logging
Season 12 Episode 6/14

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Super Fun Time
Season 12 Episode 7/14

Mr Garrison takes the class on an educational field trip to a living museum, Pioneer Village, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character. Cartman makes Butters sneak away to go to the amusement centre next door
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The China Probrem
Season 12 Episode 8/14

Cartman fears China is about to invade America, and prepares to defend his homeland - with only Butters to help him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are traumatised by an incident involving George Lucas and Steven Spielberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Charlie is curious about Alan's mysterious love life - until he finds out his brother has been seeing his former wife Judith. He later admits to Rose that he is scared he will miss Jake if the couple patch up their differences and start again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Berta temporarily moves into the beach house with Charlie and Alan, causing tension to arise between the two men, leading Alan to find his own apartment. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Fri 30 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Bridge
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Brick has difficulty overcoming his fear of bridges, and Axl finds himself up against his arch-rival Sean Donahue when a vacancy for a lifeguard opens up at the public pool. Meanwhile, Sue struggles to choose a swimming costume
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Back to Summer!
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Frankie congratulates herself on surviving the school year relatively unscathed with three days until the summer holidays - but her celebration turns out to be premature. Brick faces another year in third grade if he does not complete a daily journal project, Axl's failure to complete 30 days of community service emerges, and Sue has to prove she has never taken a sick day to receive an award for perfect attendance. Guest starring Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Forced Family Fun
Season 3

The Hecks head off on a last-minute break ahead of the new school year, but the chances of a relaxing excursion looks slim. Meanwhile, a man from Frankie's past - who could have contributed to her and Mike's ruined honeymoon - reappears. Guest starring Ray Romano
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Forced Family Fun
Season 3

The Hecks head off on a last-minute break ahead of the new school year, but the chances of a relaxing excursion looks slim. Meanwhile, a man from Frankie's past - who could have contributed to her and Mike's ruined honeymoon - reappears. Guest starring Ray Romano
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Sex Ed
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Cate is asked to fill in as the sex education instructor at school, while Paul and Kerry are embarrassed by a foreign film that contains a sexually explicit scene. Katey Sagal stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Donny Goes Awol
Season 2 Episode 3/24

Bridget sends Donny a video message ending their relationship. Paul is notified of a prankster terrorising the neighbourhood - but is unaware the culprit may be living under his roof. Family comedy, featuring John Ritter's final appearance as the despairing father
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Ol' Ball and Chain
Season 4 Episode 20/26

Will faces a dilemma after Jazz's bride-to-be makes advances toward him. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Harder They Fall
Season 4 Episode 21/26

Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's miserable father. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Jealousy
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 8/11

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Kaio and Modina judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1
8:30pm
Bad Robots
Season 2 Episode 2/6

The hidden cameras witness foreign language students attempting to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, including learning Tezcorp's take on the National Anthem. Plus, pet owners are driven to distraction by Vet BOT, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals. Meanwhile, a young gallery worker is left dumfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve its chocolate all over a priceless work of art
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Teen-a-Witch
Season 7 Episode 3/22

Tina turns to witchcraft when Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Bob's Burgers
They Serve Horses, Don't They?
Season 7 Episode 4/22

The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Drunk History USA
Season 1 Episode 4/

Orson Welles' Citizen Kane angers William Randolph Hearst, animator Ub Iwerks helps create Mickey Mouse, and the Reagans go into politics. Starring Jack Black and Nick Kroll
(Subtitles)

11:30pm
The Jim Jefferies Show
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Talk show hosted by the Australian comedian in which he offer his views on culture and politics

12:00am
Film Jackass 2.5 (2007)
Johnny Knoxville and his foolhardy crew return for another instalment of the anarchic comedy series. The outrageous stunts performed by the group of friends include lying on a bed of nails accompanied by two snakes and riding motor bikes through a shopping mall. With Bam Margera, Steve-O and Chris Pontius
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
1:25am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:55am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 13/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q take name-calling to new heights while posing as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30am
South Park
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Season 12 Episode 9/14

Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble for threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to take revenge on him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Pandemic
Season 12 Episode 10/14

The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
We Called It Mr Pinky
Season 3 Episode 5/24

Rose tells Charlie he is unable to sustain a lasting relationship with a woman because of his attitude to his mother, and Jake seeks advice about a girl at school. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
Hi, Mr Horned One
Season 3 Episode 6/24

Charlie continues to date an attractive Satan worshipper - despite Alan's warnings - but when she threatens to put a curse on his manhood, he begins to see sense. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sat 1 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:35am
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00am
The Middle
The Block Party
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Brick's teachers tell his parents he is socially challenged, so Mike tries to get him to play basketball, Frankie raises funds to buy Axl's football team a new strip, and Sue tries out for another club, this time as a tennis ball-girl
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Front Door
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Axl breaks down the front door of the house, and Mike insists he fix it to teach him a lesson - resulting in the home being open for several days. Frankie faces the threat of wearing a dog suit outside her workplace if she does not sell a car within a week, and Sue worries about school photographs day. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
8 Simple Rules
Good Moms Gone Wild
Season 1 Episode 22/28

Cate's youthful indiscretions come back to haunt her as she and Paul consider punishing Bridget and Kerry for their wild antics. Meanwhile, Rory befriends an elderly gentleman whose stories about the Second World War turn out to be more fiction than fact. Guest starring Ed Marinaro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
10:30am
8 Simple Rules
Career Woman
Season 1 Episode 23/28

Cate is offered a promotion and has to spend longer hours at the hospital, leaving Paul to take care of the children. To pass the time, he decides to introduce Rory to baseball card-collecting - but the youngster soon spices up his new hobby. Comedy, starring John Ritter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Take My Cousin, Please
Season 4 Episode 11/26

Will hopes to introduce Hilary to one of his college professors in a romantic plan to boost his failing class grades. Tyra Banks and Phil Morris guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You've Got to Be a Football Hero
Season 4 Episode 12/26

Will ends up getting drunk in an effort to compete with an American football hero for Jackie's attentions, but the plan backfires when his fraternity friends play a trick on him. Meanwhile, Ashley learns an important lesson about vanity. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tyra Banks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Sleepless in Bel-Air
Season 4 Episode 14/26

Will's lack of studying catches up with him when he takes an important exam, and Ashley has to face the consequences of staying out late on her first date. Branford Marsalis guest stars as himself
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Who's the Boss?
Season 4 Episode 15/26

Carlton becomes manager of the students' campus restaurant, leading to friction between him and Will, who refuses to work under his authority
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 12/16

The pranksters must do what they are told at a public pool, and also try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 13/16

The guys work as stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memories again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 14/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr work behind the counter of a famous New York City deli and head to Union Square, where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling ice lollies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 15/16

The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint-and-guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoeshiners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
3:00pm
Most Ridiculous
Season 2 Episode 2/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

Rating: 9
3:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 13/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q take name-calling to new heights while posing as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 14/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who is boss while working at a fast-food restaurant and whisper sweet nothings to strangers, while this week's punishment involves a cow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Season 11 Episode 3/7

One half of The Mighty Boosh and former Never Mind the Buzzcocks team captain Noel Fielding takes over the hosting reins of the long-running show as he comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The comedian, actor, artist, DJ and musician treats the audience to his own peculiar brand of surreal humour, before introducing routines by two up-and-coming stars of the comedy circuit, with south Londoner Dane Baptiste and Irishman Al Porter taking to the stage at the famous venue
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 8/11

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Kaio and Modina judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1
10:30pm
Bad Robots
Season 2 Episode 2/6

The hidden cameras witness foreign language students attempting to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, including learning Tezcorp's take on the National Anthem. Plus, pet owners are driven to distraction by Vet BOT, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals. Meanwhile, a young gallery worker is left dumfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve its chocolate all over a priceless work of art
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00pm
Film The House Bunny (2008)
A Playboy bunny is ejected from Hugh Hefner's mansion for being considered over-the-hill on her 27th birthday, and has to find a new home and a fresh role in life. She becomes the unlikely house mother for a dowdy college sorority, and sets about giving its inmates a pin-up style makeover and turning their social lives around. Comedy, starring Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone and Kat Dennings

Rating: 6
1:00am
Bad Robots
Season 1 Episode 5/6

A re-wired traffic sign confuses motorists by offering them fashion tips, a tourist information machine aptly situated outside the Houses of Parliament offers visitors some untrustworthy facts, while a photo booth offers customers some unusual merchandise with their faces printed on. With the voices of Michael Gambon, Annabel Raftery, Nico Tatarowicz, John Hopkins and Matt Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
1:30am
Bad Robots
Season 1 Episode 6/6

A construct-a-bear machine goes haywire, giving parents a teddy with a twist. Meanwhile, a passport photo machine frustrates customers, and a robot takes over a Chinese restaurant - with one customer feeling vexed after he has his fortune read. With the voices of Michael Gambon, Dave Benson Phillips, Nico Tatarowicz, John Hopkins and Matt Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00am
Drunk History USA
Season 1 Episode 4/

Orson Welles' Citizen Kane angers William Randolph Hearst, animator Ub Iwerks helps create Mickey Mouse, and the Reagans go into politics. Starring Jack Black and Nick Kroll
(Subtitles)

2:30am
South Park
Britney's New Look
Season 12 Episode 2/14

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Major Boobage
Season 12 Episode 3/14

The kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well-known, substances. When Fox News covers the so-called craze of `cheesing', Gerald decides enough is enough and drafts a bill declaring it illegal to have a male cat in South Park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Teen-a-Witch
Season 7 Episode 3/22

Tina turns to witchcraft when Tammy steals her idea for winning the annual Halloween costume contest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
They Serve Horses, Don't They?
Season 7 Episode 4/22

The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
The Scratch
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Frankie accidentally hits Brick on the head with a beer bottle while trying to get the family's rubbish out on time, and when the victim relates the incident to a member of staff at his school, a social worker is dispatched to evaluate the Hecks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Frankie's plans for the perfect Thanksgiving are cut short when Mr Ehlert demands his staff work over the holiday, and Brick goes missing in a corn maze. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sun 2 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:35am
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00am
The Middle
Siblings
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Frankie discovers the perfect pair of children, and vows to stop her youngsters fighting once and for all. Meanwhile, Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly error at the quarry. American comedy, starring Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Jeans
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Sue urges her parents to buy her an expensive pair of jeans to help her fit in with the popular children at school, and Axl feels he needs a car to impress a girl. Frankie asks Brick to take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog, to teach him about responsibility
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:30am
The Middle
The Interview
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Mike tries to find a new job when the quarry is shut down for scientific research following the discovery of a dinosaur bone, but struggles to adapt to modern technology, and Frankie helps Brick in his efforts to be elected school historian
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
11:00am
8 Simple Rules
Queen Bees and King Bees
Season 1 Episode 24/28

Bridget and Paul find themselves in the unaccustomed position of becoming alienated from their social circles. Unhappy in the role of outsiders, they devise a plan to settle the score. John Ritter stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:30am
8 Simple Rules
Bake Sale
Season 1 Episode 25/28

Kerry joins in the Great American Bake Sale and Bridget has to take care of a `flour baby' for a school assignment. Comedy, starring Amy Davidson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Stop Will! In the Name of Love
Season 4 Episode 18/26

Will and his date double up on an outing with Ashley and her boyfriend, but the Fresh Prince is so overly protective of his younger cousin that it ruins everyone's fun. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You'd Better Shop Around
Season 4 Episode 19/26

Will decides the academic life is not for him and quits university to become a car salesman, much to the disappointment of his visiting mother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Ol' Ball and Chain
Season 4 Episode 20/26

Will faces a dilemma after Jazz's bride-to-be makes advances toward him. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Harder They Fall
Season 4 Episode 21/26

Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's miserable father. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Film Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Determined FBI agent Malcolm Turner dons a fat suit and wig once more to pose as overweight and over-eager Big Momma, who goes undercover as a nanny in a bid to gather vital information from a woman whose husband is under investigation for murder. Comedy sequel, starring Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Emily Procter

Rating: 3
9:00pm
Film You, Me and Dupree (2006)
Thirtysomething slacker Dupree finds himself out of a job with nowhere to live, and turns to his newly married best friend Carl for a place to stay. But Carl comes to regret his act of hospitality as the layabout shows no sign of ever moving out - not to mention his annoyance when his new wife takes a liking to their laid-back guest. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson and Michael Douglas

Rating: 4.1
11:10pm
The Roast of Justin Bieber
Kevin Hart hosts a comedy tribute to the singer, with contributions from Snoop Dogg, Ludacris and Shaquille O'Neal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:00am
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK: Jimmy Carr vs Alexander Armstrong
Season 2 Episode 2/4

Melanie Brown and Professor Green present the musical game show as comedy actor and presenter Alexander Armstrong and comedy compere Jimmy Carr go head to head lip-synching to hit songs. Their first choice of song is performed in civvies, but for their second the celebs must bring it all to the floor - with wigs, costumes and backing dancers

Rating: 4.8
1:30am
Most Ridiculous
Season 2 Episode 2/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

Rating: 9
2:00am
Teachers
Getting Drilled
Season 2 Episode 8/10

A tornado touches down near Fillmore and emergency procedures go out the window as panic hits, so Pearson puts the staff on probation until they complete a team-building course

Rating: 8.8
2:30am
South Park
Eek, a Penis!
Season 12 Episode 5/14

With Mrs Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Over Logging
Season 12 Episode 6/14

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou?
Season 7 Episode 5/22

Gene and Louise are left home alone when Tina ends up in detention, while Bob and Linda get into trouble with their accountant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
The Quirkducers
Season 7 Episode 6/22

The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
Siblings
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Frankie discovers the perfect pair of children, and vows to stop her youngsters fighting once and for all. Meanwhile, Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly error at the quarry. American comedy, starring Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
The Jeans
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Sue urges her parents to buy her an expensive pair of jeans to help her fit in with the popular children at school, and Axl feels he needs a car to impress a girl. Frankie asks Brick to take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog, to teach him about responsibility
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Mon 3 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Hecking Order
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Brick enjoys lessons with his new, idealistic fourth-grade teacher, but Mike is displeased by his methods so sets up a meeting - and learns the youngest Heck has been allowed to miss gym class. Meanwhile, Axl plays a mischievous trick on Sue now they are both in high school. Guest starring Chord Overstreet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Major Changes
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Frankie is humiliated by a member of her family and announces that drastic changes need to be made in the Heck household - then promptly packs her bags and heads for her mother's home. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, with Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Test
Season 3 Episode 5/24

Frankie learns Axl has not done any revision for important exams, and forces him to get down to some serious studying. Meanwhile, Sue tries her hand at cheerleading, and Mike encourages Brick to stand up to a bully at school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Bad Choices
Season 3 Episode 6/24

Frankie and Mike are forced to consider moving to an apartment when the house starts crumbling around them. Axl pretends to be sick so he can stay off school and miss an exam, but faces the uphill task of later convincing his mum he is well enough to attend a party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 7/13

The guys are less than silent in a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall, while two of them dress up as ice-hockey goaltenders and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Jealousy
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Goodbye - Part One
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Part one of two. Cate's parents help console her and their grandchildren as they struggle to cope with Paul's death. Guest starring James Garner

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Goodbye - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Part two of two. The Hennessys discover the final article written by Paul before his death, and Cate reads it to her children. Meanwhile, Bridget finds it difficult to live with the last conversation she had with her father

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
M Is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Season 4 Episode 22/26

Philip's former girlfriend pays the family a visit and proceeds to seduce Will. Pam Grier guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mother's Day
Season 4 Episode 23/26

Jazz and his wife, Jewel give up on their attempts to conceive a child, and ask Will to `father' the baby. Meanwhile, Phillip challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts for Vivian
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Season 3 Episode 15/25

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One the Morning After
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 16/

The guys are on the prowl for partners-in-crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
10:00pm
Bad Robots
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Some guest lecturers receive an unexpected internet history from their new web browser, while border control keeps the Isle of Wight safe as day-trippers are interrogated until breaking-point. Elsewhere, people cannot believe their ears with the Hear 2 Stay automated hearing test machine, and Tezcorp radio is back with a new favourite song

Rating: 5.6
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 10/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:00pm
Teachers
In Security
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Adler is put in charge of the school kickball team, while Pearson uncovers a few secrets while reviewing CCTV footage to find who is stealing cleaning products from a supply closet

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 7/13

The guys are less than silent in a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall, while two of them dress up as ice-hockey goaltenders and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Jackass
Season 3 Episode 2/9

Extreme stunts and schoolboy humour abound as Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo are arrested by a fake police officer. Meanwhile, Johnny Knoxville and his loyal pranksters put their virility to the test - in the Sperm Challenge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
South Park
Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Season 12 Episode 11/14

The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
About Last Night
Season 12 Episode 12/14

The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Elementary School Musical
Season 12 Episode 13/14

A new pupil starts a dance craze, which quickly sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3 Episode 7/24

Charlie wakes up with Rose the night after her birthday party. Her irate father is quickly on the scene demanding to know what the future holds for the couple, but is interrupted when Evelyn unexpectedly shows up. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones, with guest star Martin Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Season 3 Episode 8/24

Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher, but finds to his dismay that he has a rival for her affections in the form of an equally smitten Jake. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Tue 4 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Middle: Halloween: Halloween II
Season 3 Episode 7/24

Sue attends a Halloween-themed fancy-dress party at school, but her costume proves an embarrassment, and worse is to come when the boys at the dance ignore her. Meanwhile, Frankie reluctantly volunteers to take Brick's socially awkward school group trick-or-treating. American comedy, starring Eden Sher and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Heck's Best Thing
Season 3 Episode 8/24

Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will mess up his interview with a football scout and lose out on a college scholarship. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick go on a texting marathon, but things get out of hand when they realise they have Aunt Edie's ancient phone. Patricia Heaton stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Play
Season 3 Episode 9/24

Frankie and Sue land roles in a local theatre production, and Mike's unreliable brother Rusty agrees to help Brick with his school work. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Thanksgiving III
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Frankie's mother and father invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house so they can celebrate Thanksgiving together. However, the festivities begin to fall apart when Frankie clashes with her sister over their different parenting techniques, and Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke and Molly Shannon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Jealousy
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Season 3 Episode 15/25

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One the Morning After
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 8/13

The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 9/13

The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, and tell a focus group their absurd life stories as they pitch potential movie ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
No Right Way
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Cate is unprepared for the children's reactions on their first day back at school after Paul's death, and Jim finds he may have outstayed his welcome after he makes a few questionable DIY decisions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
What Dad Would Want
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rory allows Cate to talk him into trying out for the basketball team, while Bridget accidentally destroys Kerry's tribute to Paul, leading to renewed hostility. Comedy, starring Martin Spanjers

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Papa's Got a Brand-New Excuse
Season 4 Episode 24/26

Will is reunited with his father Lou for the first time in 14 years - but Philip and Vivian will not forgive him for abandoning Will and his mother when he was just a child. The returning parent confesses why he walked out on his family, saying he was too scared to accept the responsibility. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
For Sale By Owner
Season 4 Episode 25/26

Philip and Vivian consider moving when someone offers a generous sum for their house - but not everyone is happy at the prospect. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Season 3 Episode 24/25

Monica's rich boyfriend embarks on a bid to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Chandler feels his boss is becoming a little too friendly, and the gang is delighted to overhear a scandalous conversation between two familiar-looking men in Central Perk. Comedy, guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous Weather
Season 2 Episode 3/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates another selection of comical clips found online, this time focusing on videos that demonstrate why the weather can be a fickle friend

Rating: 9
8:30pm
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Holidays
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on holiday mishaps
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
9:00pm
Film Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Determined FBI agent Malcolm Turner dons a fat suit and wig once more to pose as overweight and over-eager Big Momma, who goes undercover as a nanny in a bid to gather vital information from a woman whose husband is under investigation for murder. Comedy sequel, starring Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Emily Procter

Rating: 3
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 13/16

The guys work as stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memories again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 14/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr work behind the counter of a famous New York City deli and head to Union Square, where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling ice lollies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 8/13

The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 9/13

The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, and tell a focus group their absurd life stories as they pitch potential movie ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Jackass
Season 3 Episode 4/9

Steve-O attacks the slopes of Mount Hood with a portable potty strapped to two snowboards and Johhny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Mike Kassak and Rick Kossick go to the Sunset Ranch for an old-style Western shoot-out
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:30am
Jackass
Season 3 Episode 5/9

Johnny gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to clean his blood-soaked car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
South Park
The Ungroundable
Season 12 Episode 14/14

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
The Ring
Season 13 Episode 1/14

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The 'Coon
Season 13 Episode 2/14

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3 Episode 9/24

One of Charlie's elderly neighbours becomes attracted to Alan, and Charlie tries to prevent Jake giving money to a TV evangelist. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer. With guest star Cloris Leachman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
Something Salted and Twisted
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Alan begins to see himself in a new light, and vows to a sceptical Charlie that he is no longer going to grovel for approval from his mother and the other women in his life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Wed 5 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Year of the Hecks
Season 3 Episode 12/24

Frankie decides that New Year's resolutions will be assigned to each family member, with an all-you-can-eat buffet the reward for anyone who can last a week. Chaos ensues as the Hecks try to stick to their orders and it begins to look like no one will claim the prize. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Map
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Frankie attends Aunt Ginny's funeral, and Axl accidentally eats Brick's school project - a dough map of Indiana. Meanwhile, Sue discovers one of the boys on the wrestling team has a crush on her, but is unsure who should make the first move. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Hecking It Up
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Frankie enlists as a volunteer at the Super Bowl, but is less than impressed when she is placed on portable toilet duty. Meanwhile, Axl goes cruising, and Brick plays with the satnav when the Hecks are left in charge of the Donahues' new car. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Valentine's Day III
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Frankie and Mike go on a group dinner date for Valentine's Day after scrapping their less-than-romantic plans to eat chicken in front of the TV in separate rooms. Meanwhile, Sue is confused when boyfriend Matt suddenly becomes a bad kisser, Axl struggles to think of a life-changing moment for an essay, and Brick gives the family food for thought when he is asked to write a school report on love. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 11/13

The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and then head to a mall, where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Season 3 Episode 24/25

Monica's rich boyfriend embarks on a bid to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Chandler feels his boss is becoming a little too friendly, and the gang is delighted to overhear a scandalous conversation between two familiar-looking men in Central Perk. Comedy, guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
The First Thanksgiving
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Rory discovers Bridget and Kerry are hoping to attend a party with their boyfriends during the holiday. Cate plans a Thanksgiving dinner to raise the family's spirits, and Laura visits Jim at the Hennessy house. Starring Martin Spanjers, Katey Sagal and Kaley Cuoco

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
The Story of Anne Frank and Skeevy
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Bridget lands the lead role as Anne Frank in the school play, but has misgivings about whether she is right for the role. Rory's obsession with a dummy named Skeevy provokes concern among the Hennessy family

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Philadelphia Story
Season 4 Episode 26/26

Will takes the Banks family on a trip to his old neighbourhood in Philadelphia. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Daphne Maxwell Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
What's Will Got to Do with It?
Season 5 Episode 2/25

Part two of two. Ashley's music career takes off in a big way, while Will seems to be heading for a fall. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 9/11

Ashley and Callum take part in the divisive couples' game show, as Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan challenge them to predict how attractive other people think they are
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 6 Episode 8/12

A 2012 edition in which the comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether TV, online or print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. He is joined by a mystery guest who has featured in the news, while members of the audience are invited onto the People's Podium, and the show ends with a heart-warming tale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK: Katie Price vs Ben Fogle
Season 2 Episode 3/4

Musical game show in which reality star and author Katie Price and presenter and adventurer Ben Fogle go head to head lip-synching to a hit song, complete with dance moves, facial expressions and costumes. More than pride is at stake as there is also the chance to walk away with the coveted Lip Sync Battle UK championship belt. Presented by Melanie Brown and Professor Green

Rating: 4.8
10:30pm
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 3/10

The comedian talks about kids of yesteryear and happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling. With guests Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:00pm
Bad Robots
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Some guest lecturers receive an unexpected internet history from their new web browser, while border control keeps the Isle of Wight safe as day-trippers are interrogated until breaking-point. Elsewhere, people cannot believe their ears with the Hear 2 Stay automated hearing test machine, and Tezcorp radio is back with a new favourite song

Rating: 5.6
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers UK
Season 1 Episode 7/9

David, Matt, Lee and Paul play a round of `Touch the Stranger', and the boys challenge each other to deliver ridiculous lectures to the unsuspecting members of a focus group

Rating: 3.1
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 15/16

The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint-and-guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoeshiners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 11/13

The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and then head to a mall, where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Jackass
Season 3 Episode 6/9

Johnny Knoxville dons protective gear and terrorises the public with a mysterious chemical, while Chris Pontius sheds his clothes to pose for a Playgirl photo shoot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
South Park
Margaritaville
Season 13 Episode 3/14

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Eat, Pray, Queef
Season 13 Episode 4/14

The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool's Day joke. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the friends are frightened it will happen again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Fishsticks
Season 13 Episode 5/14

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
That Special Tug
Season 3 Episode 12/24

Alan becomes convinced that Jake does not want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help Alan with his emotional insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he proposes something inappropriate to Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1