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Tue 28 Feb

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
The Fun House
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Frankie fears for her job when a motivational consultant arrives to work with the sales team. Elsewhere, Mike has to take responsibility for the children - making the house more fun for Axl and his friends, giving advice to Sue's former boyfriend, and helping Brick with a school project
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Final Four
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Mike's dream of seeing the Final Four basketball tournament is realised after Frankie's boss offers him two tickets, but when his uncle's funeral falls on the same date he faces a dilemma. Meanwhile, Sue helps Brick avoid a birthday party by pretending to be his mother on the phone - but the plan appears set to backfire
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mommy Nearest
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Will is unhappy at the prospect of returning to Philadelphia with his mother after a family reunion. Comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Winner Takes Off
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Geoffrey insults the Banks family and quits his job after Will and Carlton trick him into thinking he won the lottery. Comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy sees the pals facing major changes. There is a surprise in store for Monica and Chandler when Erica finally gives birth to the child they are planning to adopt, Phoebe and Mike decide to start a family of their own and Rachel gets set to begin a new life in Paris. Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Unmotivational Speaker
Season 1 Episode 3/16

The guys try off-colour techniques of impressing women while speed-dating and talk to patrons through a bullhorn they can't control. Later, they act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk and ask surprising questions of people in a pharmacy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Boardwalk of Shame
Season 1 Episode 4/16

The guys joke with strangers on the street, invades beach-goers' towels, play a humorous word game with customers at a grocery store, and act as salesmen at a car dealership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Will decides to stage a mock wedding ceremony to seduce his girlfriend, who does not agree with sex before marriage. US comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Alma Matter
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Carlton is devastated to learn his application for a place at the prestigious Princeton University has been rejected. Comedy, guest starring Quincy Jones, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Just Say Yo
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Carlton accidentally overdoses on drugs that he finds in Will's locker during the high-school prom

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Baby Comes Out
Season 3 Episode 20/24

The long-awaited baby decides to make an appearance - but the birth does not go as smoothly as Vivian had hoped. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
Friends: Thanksgiving: The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, and Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey. Meanwhile, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Gina Rodriguez v Wilmer Valderrama
Season 2 Episode 14/21

Jane the Virgin star Gina Rodriguez competes against From Dusk Till Dawn's Wilmer Valderrama. Hosted by LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30pm
I Live with Models
The Twofer
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Scarlet feels guilty after betraying Tommy at a joint casting, while Jess tries to get in on the action when Molly takes pity on a geeky fan and agrees to be his prom date

Rating: 5.5
10:00pm
Film American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
A mischievous teenager dreams of becoming a porn film-maker like his big brother. Instead, his school guidance counsellor packs him off to a summer band camp after a prank gets out of control. Undeterred, the youngster grabs the opportunity to realise his film-making ambitions with the aid of hidden cameras. Comedy sequel, starring Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrinck and Arielle Kebbel

Rating: 4.6
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Boardwalk of Shame
Season 1 Episode 4/16

The guys joke with strangers on the street, invades beach-goers' towels, play a humorous word game with customers at a grocery store, and act as salesmen at a car dealership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:30am
I Live with Models
The Twofer
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Scarlet feels guilty after betraying Tommy at a joint casting, while Jess tries to get in on the action when Molly takes pity on a geeky fan and agrees to be his prom date

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 68/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news. Tonight's guest is former 'The Daily Show' star John Oliver, talking about his HBO show 'Last Week Tonight'

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Butler Did It
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Philip and Vivian take a romantic weekend break and Geoffrey attends a butlers' convention, so Will and his cousins rent out the house to a production company who are shooting a music video
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Something for Nothing
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Will wins $1,000 at the Bel-Air country club fundraiser, and promptly infuriates Philip and Vivian by refusing to donate his windfall to charity. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:30am
South Park
Death
Season 1 Episode 6/13

Stan's grandfather begs him for help in committing suicide, and Kyle's mother lays down the law by banning an offensive TV show. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
Bob's Burgers
Topsy
Season 3 Episode 16/23

Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by using Gene and Tina to recreating an infamous incident involving the inventor an an elephant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:25am
Impractical Jokers
Unmotivational Speaker
Season 1 Episode 3/16

The guys try off-colour techniques of impressing women while speed-dating and talk to patrons through a bullhorn they can't control. Later, they act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk and ask surprising questions of people in a pharmacy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:50am
Impractical Jokers
Boardwalk of Shame
Season 1 Episode 4/16

The guys joke with strangers on the street, invades beach-goers' towels, play a humorous word game with customers at a grocery store, and act as salesmen at a car dealership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 Episode 13/19

Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his former wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 Episode 15/19

Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is getting out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Wed 1 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
TV or Not TV
Season 1 Episode 20/24

The Hecks have their electricity switched off for failing to pay a bill on time, forcing Frankie and Mike to cut down on family expenses - including cable TV. The children take up other activities to fill the void, but their parents struggle to occupy themselves, while Brick and his friends have to spend a school break outside when the library closes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Worry Duty
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Frankie grows concerned when Axl's ex-girlfriend reappears, while Brick looks after a chick for a school science project. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Atticus Shaffer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Will decides to stage a mock wedding ceremony to seduce his girlfriend, who does not agree with sex before marriage. US comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Alma Matter
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Carlton is devastated to learn his application for a place at the prestigious Princeton University has been rejected. Comedy, guest starring Quincy Jones, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
Friends: Thanksgiving: The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Drawing a Blank
Season 1 Episode 5/16

The guys pretend to be newspaper reporters, who get members of the public to give their reaction to an entirely fictional breaking story. They also draw caricatures of passers-by, queue jump at the theatre, and try to sell a bizarre flat. This week's loser then has to pose as an author and give a reading from his latest book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Drawing a Blank
Season 1 Episode 5/16

The guys pretend to be newspaper reporters, who get members of the public to give their reaction to an entirely fictional breaking story. They also draw caricatures of passers-by, queue jump at the theatre, and try to sell a bizarre flat. This week's loser then has to pose as an author and give a reading from his latest book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You Bet Your Life
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Trouble brews for Will, Carlton and Jazz when they come across a casino full of tough guys in the desert on their way to the University of Nevada. American comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Ain't No Business Like Showbusiness
Season 3 Episode 22/24

Will tries his hand at stand-up comedy - in direct competition with a friend who is struggling to make a name for himself as a funnyman. Starring Will Smith and DL Hughley

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Way We Were
Season 3 Episode 23/24

As Vivian and Philip prepare to renew their marriage vows for their 25th anniversary, Will and his cousins reminisce about the fun they have all shared in the past. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Janet Hubert-Whitten

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Six Degrees of Graduation
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Will has to take extra lessons if he hopes to pass his music appreciation course. American comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, and Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey. Meanwhile, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
The Middle
Escape Orson
Season 8 Episode 10/23

The comedy returns after a break, with the Hecks winning a free pass to an escape room, where they to solve a series of puzzles to get out within a set time limit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:30pm
Mike & Molly
Cops on the Rocks
Season 6 Episode 1/13

Mike and Carl both ask to be assigned different partners at work, while Molly and Peggy have an opportunity to promote their new book on national radio. The return of the comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy
(New Series)

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 23/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team up for construction presentations, and play another game of `repeat after me'

Rating: 5.3
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 2/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the loser of a challenge facing his childhood crush

10:00pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 8/8

Iain Stirling and Lolly Adefope drop in to the basement for games, challenges and banter, while Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing helps Chris give someone a haircut. Last in the series

Rating: 3
10:30pm
Drunk History
Season 2 Episode 6/9

Joe Lycett and Ellie Taylor tell the stories of the Battle of Trafalgar and the Virgin Queen. Starring Anthony Head, Alex Macqueen and Sarah Alexander
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Drawing a Blank
Season 1 Episode 5/16

The guys pretend to be newspaper reporters, who get members of the public to give their reaction to an entirely fictional breaking story. They also draw caricatures of passers-by, queue jump at the theatre, and try to sell a bizarre flat. This week's loser then has to pose as an author and give a reading from his latest book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Panty Raid
Season 1 Episode 6/16

The guys have to teach the world's most uncoordinated karate class and pose as newspaper reporters. They also head out into the street with a massage chair to offer free neck and head rubs. This episode's loser is challenged to steal a stranger's underwear from a laundry basket and wear them on his head
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:00am
Workaholics
Going Viral
Season 6 Episode 6/10

A social media expert comes to the office and the guys compete to hone their personal brands as they try to become online stars

Rating: 6.3
12:30am
Lip Sync Battle
Snoop Dogg vs Chris Paul
Season 2 Episode 15/21

Rap star Snoop Dogg and basketballer Chris Paul face off across the microphone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 69/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guests are fast-rising hip-hop duo Run The Jewels (Killer Mike and El-P)

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hilary Gets a Life
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Hilary gets a new catering job for a swanky Bel-Air party on the strength of exaggerated claims on her CV, so the Banks family has to rescue her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
My Brother's Keeper
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:30am
South Park
Pink Eye
Season 1 Episode 7/13

The boys prepare for Halloween, but their plans to win the school costume contest are thwarted when the Mir space station plummets to Earth and a weird epidemic hits town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
Bob's Burgers
Two for Tina
Season 3 Episode 17/23

Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy Jr jealous
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:25am
Impractical Jokers
Drawing a Blank
Season 1 Episode 5/16

The guys pretend to be newspaper reporters, who get members of the public to give their reaction to an entirely fictional breaking story. They also draw caricatures of passers-by, queue jump at the theatre, and try to sell a bizarre flat. This week's loser then has to pose as an author and give a reading from his latest book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:50am
Impractical Jokers
Drawing a Blank
Season 1 Episode 5/16

The guys pretend to be newspaper reporters, who get members of the public to give their reaction to an entirely fictional breaking story. They also draw caricatures of passers-by, queue jump at the theatre, and try to sell a bizarre flat. This week's loser then has to pose as an author and give a reading from his latest book
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 Episode 16/19

Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 Episode 17/19

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Thu 2 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Mother's Day
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Frankie finds her inner child after treating herself to a trip to her mother's house, while Sue tries her hand at shoplifting. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Signals
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Mike decides to use the Heck family barbecue to help Brick work on his social skills, and Axl tries to entice some bikini-clad girls to the event, while Sue finds a new companion in the shape of a church youth group leader
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You Bet Your Life
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Trouble brews for Will, Carlton and Jazz when they come across a casino full of tough guys in the desert on their way to the University of Nevada. American comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Ain't No Business Like Showbusiness
Season 3 Episode 22/24

Will tries his hand at stand-up comedy - in direct competition with a friend who is struggling to make a name for himself as a funnyman. Starring Will Smith and DL Hughley

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, and Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey. Meanwhile, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part One
Season 1 Episode 16/24

Part one of two. Mishaps and misunderstandings abound as Phoebe's identical twin Ursula pays a visit and nobody can tell them apart. Comedy with Lisa Kudrow, guest starring Helen Hunt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Out of TP
Season 1 Episode 7/16

The guys steal food from customers' plates in a restaurant and try to teach languages they cannot speak. Hidden camera practical joke show following comedy troupe The Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part One
Season 4 Episode 1/26

Part one of two. Will and Carlton begin their first year of college by moving into a cramped apartment, while Philip and Vivian make the most of parenthood. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 2/26

Part two of two. Will and Carlton settle into their own apartment and hold a house-warming party. Things go to plan until Carlton discovers his new girlfriend was once a close associate of his cousin. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
All Guts, No Glory
Season 4 Episode 3/26

Will regrets withdrawing from a difficult philosophy class once he discovers the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever met. Tyra Banks guest stars

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Father of the Year
Season 4 Episode 4/26

Will takes his baby cousin to college in a bid to impress a pretty student - but the plan backfires when he is forced to accept the campus Father of the Year title

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

The group looks after Ben, and Ross finds the taste of breast milk leaves a lot to be desired. Meanwhile, Joey meets his match at the department store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film The Green Hornet (2011)
A wealthy playboy inherits a media empire when his father dies. Determined to do some good for a change, he uses his new-found fortune to become a masked crime-fighter. Aided by his chauffeur, who is a kung fu expert and a technical genius, he fights to bring down a powerful gangster. Comic-book adventure, starring Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz and Christoph Waltz

Rating: 6.2
11:30pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 8/8

Iain Stirling and Lolly Adefope drop in to the basement for games, challenges and banter, while Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing helps Chris give someone a haircut. Last in the series

Rating: 3
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Out of TP
Season 1 Episode 7/16

The guys steal food from customers' plates in a restaurant and try to teach languages they cannot speak. Hidden camera practical joke show following comedy troupe The Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 70/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is Jake Tapper, CNN Anchor & Chief Washington Correspondent

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Geoffrey Cleans Up
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Geoffrey becomes nervous when he learns his new girlfriend is not a lowly domestic goddess but a wealthy heiress, and approaches Will for advice. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Joseph Marcel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Community Action
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Hilary's excessive traffic fines land her with community service in a medical clinic, where she develops a crush on the resident doctor. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:30am
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Season 1 Episode 8/13

The government sends Cartman to Ethiopia after he is mistaken for a starving African child. Adult animation set in the oddball Colorado town of South Park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
Bob's Burgers
Family Fracas
Season 3 Episode 19/23

The Belchers compete against the Pestos in a TV game show to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:25am
Impractical Jokers
Out of TP
Season 1 Episode 7/16

The guys steal food from customers' plates in a restaurant and try to teach languages they cannot speak. Hidden camera practical joke show following comedy troupe The Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:50am
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 Episode 18/19

Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 Episode 19/19

Charlie is introduced to the fiancee of Angie's adult son, and faces a dilemma when he realises he has met her before. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Fri 3 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Average Rules
Season 1 Episode 24/24

An aptitude test suggests Axl is an underachieving genius, and Sue is forced to do five laps of the school athletics track on crutches to make the cross-country team. After failing to return 31 books, Brick is drawn into a battle of wits with school librarian Mrs Nethercott (Golden Girls star Betty White)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Back to School
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Frankie is accused of being overprotective when she tries to explain Brick's eccentricities to new teacher Ms Rinsky (Doris Roberts). American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part One
Season 4 Episode 1/26

Part one of two. Will and Carlton begin their first year of college by moving into a cramped apartment, while Philip and Vivian make the most of parenthood. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 2/26

Part two of two. Will and Carlton settle into their own apartment and hold a house-warming party. Things go to plan until Carlton discovers his new girlfriend was once a close associate of his cousin. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Poker
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job - but is not as successful as she had hoped
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Hidden camera show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some weird memoirs to potential readers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It
Season 4 Episode 5/26

Will's friends make fun of Carlton about being a virgin, before his `Miss Right' appears and sweeps him off his feet. Meanwhile, Geoffrey confesses a secret of his own. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will Goes a Courtin'
Season 4 Episode 6/26

Will and Carlton get involved in a legal battle with Philip when they refuse to pay their rent until the air conditioning is fixed. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hex and the Single Guy
Season 4 Episode 7/26

The family attends a seance to contact Hilary's ex-fiance, but Will's scepticism causes friction and leads to all sorts of bad luck. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Karyn Parsons

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Season 4 Episode 8/26

Will and Carlton are forced to undergo a humiliating initiation ceremony to get into a college fraternity, but their ordeal pales in comparison to what the president has in store

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

The group looks after Ben, and Ross finds the taste of breast milk leaves a lot to be desired. Meanwhile, Joey meets his match at the department store
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Hidden camera show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some weird memoirs to potential readers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 23/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team up for construction presentations, and play another game of `repeat after me'

Rating: 5.3
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 2/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the loser of a challenge facing his childhood crush

10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Ex Mach Tina
Season 7 Episode 8/

Tina enrols in a programme that enables her to send a robot version of herself to school and it gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy J

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Bob's Burgers
The Hauntening
Season 6 Episode 3/19

Louise reveals she has never been scared before, so the Belchers visit a haunted house on Halloween in an attempt to scare her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Film Pulp Fiction (1994)
A series of interlinked stories about the Los Angeles underworld. A hitman plays minder to his boss's wife, and he and his partner deal with a dead body following a mishap with a gun. Meanwhile, a washed-up boxer goes on the run after refusing to throw a fight, and two lovers plot a hold-up in a diner. Quentin Tarantino's crime drama, starring John Travolta, Samuel L Jackson, Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer

Rating: 8
2:00am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Cane and Disabled
Season 1 Episode 7/10

The boys pretend to have special needs to get better seats at a basketball game, but Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number

Rating: 6
2:30am
TripTank
Season 1 Episode 6/8

A Chinese man looks for an American mail-order bride, two pinatas come to a terrifying realization, and Bethiffer goes shopping for lingerie. Animated sketch show
(Subtitles)

3:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 71/

Trevor Noah takes a sideswipe at the news. Tonight's guest is the legendary Patrick Stewart, talking about the new X-Men Universe movie 'Logan' (Wolverine's latest outing)

Rating: 9.1
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Ill Will
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Will is forced to have his tonsils removed, and while in hospital meets a wise-cracking senior citizen named Max, who gives him a different perspective on life. Milton Berle and Dr Dre guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Eyes on the Prize
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Will offends his friends by deciding to pick studious cousin Carlton to join him on a TV game show

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 Episode 1/24

Charlie bumps into an old flame and begins to wonder if he could be the father of her son. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 Episode 2/24

Alan finds himself in the awkward posiition of trying to recover $38 that he lent to Charlie. However, Charlie ejects him from the house. Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sat 4 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Escape Orson
Season 8 Episode 10/23

The comedy returns after a break, with the Hecks winning a free pass to an escape room, where they to solve a series of puzzles to get out within a set time limit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
Mike & Molly
Cops on the Rocks
Season 6 Episode 1/13

Mike and Carl both ask to be assigned different partners at work, while Molly and Peggy have an opportunity to promote their new book on national radio. The return of the comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Bob's Burgers
A River Runs Through Bob
Season 4 Episode 1/22

The Belchers go on a camping trip that has them communing with nature and overzealous squirrels, while also having to deal with raging rapids and lost family members
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30am
Bob's Burgers
Ex Mach Tina
Season 7 Episode 8/

Tina enrols in a programme that enables her to send a robot version of herself to school and it gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy J

Rating: 8.2
10:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mommy Nearest
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Will is unhappy at the prospect of returning to Philadelphia with his mother after a family reunion. Comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
10:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Winner Takes Off
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Geoffrey insults the Banks family and quits his job after Will and Carlton trick him into thinking he won the lottery. Comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Robbing the Banks
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Philip hires an ex-convict as the family's new handyman - on Will's recommendation. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Phil Lamarr

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Bundle of Joy
Season 3 Episode 16/24

The family imagines what life will be like once Vivian has given birth

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Best Laid Plans
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Will decides to stage a mock wedding ceremony to seduce his girlfriend, who does not agree with sex before marriage. US comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Alma Matter
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Carlton is devastated to learn his application for a place at the prestigious Princeton University has been rejected. Comedy, guest starring Quincy Jones, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Just Say Yo
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Carlton accidentally overdoses on drugs that he finds in Will's locker during the high-school prom

Rating: 7.7
1:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Baby Comes Out
Season 3 Episode 20/24

The long-awaited baby decides to make an appearance - but the birth does not go as smoothly as Vivian had hoped. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You Bet Your Life
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Trouble brews for Will, Carlton and Jazz when they come across a casino full of tough guys in the desert on their way to the University of Nevada. American comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
2:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Ain't No Business Like Showbusiness
Season 3 Episode 22/24

Will tries his hand at stand-up comedy - in direct competition with a friend who is struggling to make a name for himself as a funnyman. Starring Will Smith and DL Hughley

Rating: 7.7
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it, but an animal warden with a grudge gets in the way. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Season 1 Episode 20/24

Chandler finds it tough being ignored by a woman he has just taken out on a first date, and Rachel gets back with her double-dealing former fiance Barry - even though he is now engaged to someone else. Guest starring Jennifer Grey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Monica
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Ross tries to find a new home for his pet monkey, which has reached puberty and begun driving everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics. Meanwhile, Monica sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing her credit card. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ick Factor
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Chandler finds his colleagues treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour, while Rachel has a strange dream. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birth
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering. Meanwhile, Joey comes to the rescue of a pregnant woman at the hospital
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Rachel has a hard time dealing with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort. Monica strikes up a friendship with her brother's latest girlfriend, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

The group looks after Ben, and Ross finds the taste of breast milk leaves a lot to be desired. Meanwhile, Joey meets his match at the department store
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 23/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team up for construction presentations, and play another game of `repeat after me'

Rating: 5.3
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 2/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the loser of a challenge facing his childhood crush

9:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in October 2009, following on from his successful 2008 show Live and Laughing. In a routine centred on his take on life, he discusses wine menus, restaurant etiquette and the condiment hierarchy in the kitchen cupboard

Rating: 6.6
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Gina Rodriguez v Wilmer Valderrama
Season 2 Episode 14/21

Jane the Virgin star Gina Rodriguez competes against From Dusk Till Dawn's Wilmer Valderrama. Hosted by LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Josh Gad v Kaley Cuoco
Season 2 Episode 4/21

LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen preside over another celebrity musical battle as actors Josh Gad and Kaley Cuoco compete. Both star together in the comedy The Wedding Ringer, but here they face off to determine who can most adequately fake performing two hit tracks of their choice, in front of a live studio audience. Includes a special guest appearance by Cuoco's Big Bang Theory co-star Johnny Galecki
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
11:00pm
Film Jackass 3.5 (2011)
Johnny Knoxville and his death-defying team of pranksters embark on even more strange and disturbing stunts in this compilation of material filmed for the third movie in the comedy series. Gags featured include misuse of a defibrillator machine and provoking an alligator

Rating: 5
12:50am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Cane and Disabled
Season 1 Episode 7/10

The boys pretend to have special needs to get better seats at a basketball game, but Milk begins to receive menacing texts from an anonymous number

Rating: 6
1:20am
TripTank
Season 1 Episode 6/8

A Chinese man looks for an American mail-order bride, two pinatas come to a terrifying realization, and Bethiffer goes shopping for lingerie. Animated sketch show
(Subtitles)

1:50am
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Season 5 Episode 7/14

Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik - leaving them feeling dazed and confused
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:20am
South Park
Towelie
Season 5 Episode 8/14

The gang helps a new friend - a genetically engineered towel - in his battle with the US government
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:50am
South Park
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Season 5 Episode 9/14

Government agencies descend on the town when the boys receive a package from Afghanistan - and Cartman is accidentally sent overseas to fight for freedom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
How to Eat with Your Butt
Season 5 Episode 10/14

Cartman manages to get an unusual picture of Kenny printed on the side of a milk carton - and it is not long before a mysterious couple arrive in town, claiming to be the mumbling misfit's real parents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
Bob's Burgers
Ex Mach Tina
Season 7 Episode 8/

Tina enrols in a programme that enables her to send a robot version of herself to school and it gives her an unexpected breakthrough with Jimmy J

Rating: 8.2
4:10am
Bob's Burgers
Fort Night
Season 4 Episode 2/22

The kids' Halloween celebrations go awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Bob's Burgers: Thanksgiving: Turkey in a Can
Season 4 Episode 5/22

Bob is determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, but is shocked to find someone has dumped the turkey in the toilet as an act of sabotage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sun 5 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Way We Were
Season 3 Episode 23/24

As Vivian and Philip prepare to renew their marriage vows for their 25th anniversary, Will and his cousins reminisce about the fun they have all shared in the past. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Janet Hubert-Whitten

Rating: 7.7
8:35am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Six Degrees of Graduation
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Will has to take extra lessons if he hopes to pass his music appreciation course. American comedy, starring Will Smith

Rating: 7.7
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part One
Season 4 Episode 1/26

Part one of two. Will and Carlton begin their first year of college by moving into a cramped apartment, while Philip and Vivian make the most of parenthood. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 2/26

Part two of two. Will and Carlton settle into their own apartment and hold a house-warming party. Things go to plan until Carlton discovers his new girlfriend was once a close associate of his cousin. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
All Guts, No Glory
Season 4 Episode 3/26

Will regrets withdrawing from a difficult philosophy class once he discovers the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever met. Tyra Banks guest stars

Rating: 7.7
10:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Father of the Year
Season 4 Episode 4/26

Will takes his baby cousin to college in a bid to impress a pretty student - but the plan backfires when he is forced to accept the campus Father of the Year title

Rating: 7.7
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It
Season 4 Episode 5/26

Will's friends make fun of Carlton about being a virgin, before his `Miss Right' appears and sweeps him off his feet. Meanwhile, Geoffrey confesses a secret of his own. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will Goes a Courtin'
Season 4 Episode 6/26

Will and Carlton get involved in a legal battle with Philip when they refuse to pay their rent until the air conditioning is fixed. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hex and the Single Guy
Season 4 Episode 7/26

The family attends a seance to contact Hilary's ex-fiance, but Will's scepticism causes friction and leads to all sorts of bad luck. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Karyn Parsons

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Season 4 Episode 8/26

Will and Carlton are forced to undergo a humiliating initiation ceremony to get into a college fraternity, but their ordeal pales in comparison to what the president has in store

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Out of TP
Season 1 Episode 7/16

The guys steal food from customers' plates in a restaurant and try to teach languages they cannot speak. Hidden camera practical joke show following comedy troupe The Tenderloins

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Bag
Season 5 Episode 13/24

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time, and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a ladies handbag. With guest star Bob Balaban (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Big Break
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Award
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance. Meanwhile, Ross spots Chandler leaving a male strip club and Phoebe meets a cute guy. With Matt LeBlanc and Courteney Cox

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York and learn more about the baby's possible father. Guest starring Anna Faris and Ron Leibman

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film The Green Hornet (2011)
A wealthy playboy inherits a media empire when his father dies. Determined to do some good for a change, he uses his new-found fortune to become a masked crime-fighter. Aided by his chauffeur, who is a kung fu expert and a technical genius, he fights to bring down a powerful gangster. Comic-book adventure, starring Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz and Christoph Waltz

Rating: 6.2
11:30pm
Film American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)
A mischievous teenager dreams of becoming a porn film-maker like his big brother. Instead, his school guidance counsellor packs him off to a summer band camp after a prank gets out of control. Undeterred, the youngster grabs the opportunity to realise his film-making ambitions with the aid of hidden cameras. Comedy sequel, starring Eugene Levy, Tad Hilgenbrinck and Arielle Kebbel

Rating: 4.6
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Hidden camera show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some weird memoirs to potential readers

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
I Live with Models
The Twofer
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Scarlet feels guilty after betraying Tommy at a joint casting, while Jess tries to get in on the action when Molly takes pity on a geeky fan and agrees to be his prom date

Rating: 5.5
3:00am
Workaholics
Going Viral
Season 6 Episode 6/10

A social media expert comes to the office and the guys compete to hone their personal brands as they try to become online stars

Rating: 6.3
3:25am
South Park
Here Comes the Neighbourhood
Season 5 Episode 12/14

Token grows weary of being the only wealthy child in town, so begins a campaign to lure the rich and stupid to South Park - much to the consternation of the other residents

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Kenny Dies
Season 5 Episode 13/14

In an attempt to save Kenny's life, Cartman speaks to Congress on the subject of stem cell research - but the gang might still have to face up to the hooded lad's demise one last time

Rating: 8
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Bob and Deliver
Season 4 Episode 7/22

Teddy learns to dance, while Bob becomes the substitute teacher for a home economics class

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Slumber Party
Season 4 Episode 9/22

Louise comes up with a plan as she faces the prospect of being forced to endure an entire night with people she hates when Linda invites some of her classmates for a sleepover
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Mon 6 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2