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Mon 27 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
The Play
Season 3 Episode 9/24

Frankie and Sue land roles in a local theatre production, and Mike's unreliable brother Rusty agrees to help Brick with his school work. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Thanksgiving III
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Frankie's mother and father invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house so they can celebrate Thanksgiving together. However, the festivities begin to fall apart when Frankie clashes with her sister over their different parenting techniques, and Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke and Molly Shannon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 15/24

Part two of two. Will and Carlton pull together to talk Vivian into giving Philip another chance when her absence makes his heart grow fonder. Will Smith and James Avery star

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Bowl Buster
Season 6 Episode 16/24

Carlton is offered a place at Princeton, but gets cold feet about attending the prestigious university and takes up an alternative career - as a professional bowler. Alfonso Ribeiro stars

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Cop
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Rachel is interviewed for her dream job, but makes the mistake of inadvertently kissing her prospective employer. Meanwhile, Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Smokes
Season 5 Episode 18/24

Rachel starts taking regular cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim and colleague Nancy, even though she does not smoke, while Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial. Comedy, guest starring Joanna Gleason (Boogie Nights)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Season 5 Episode 19/24

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman, but leaves her decidedly unimpressed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ride-Along
Season 5 Episode 20/24

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the sound of a gunshot causes them to fear for their lives. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally listens to a telephone message to Ross from Emily. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ball
Season 5 Episode 21/24

Phoebe learns Gary plans to ask her to move in with him, but fears it is too early in their relationship for such a commitment, and asks Chandler to help her change his mind. While the rest of the gang become obsessed with playing a game of catch. Guest starring Michael Rapaport, with Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 12/13

There is a supermarket challenge, strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 13/13

The guys get votes for performances on how to act in a business lunch, and Murray visits a running shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Big Break
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part One
Season 5 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where they find surprises galore awaiting them. Meanwhile, Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign of public humiliation against her - but discovers she is more than a match for him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Whoops, There It Is
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Will Smith introduces a nostalgic edition featuring out-takes and clips from previous shows and interviews with some of the cast

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Stank Horse
Season 6 Episode 20/24

Carlton adopts a horse during a day at the races, while Ashley's run of good luck continues with an offer of a place at a New York drama school and a starring role in a TV commercial. Will Smith and Tatyana M Ali star

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Stank Hole in One
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Will teams up with Phil for the country club golf tournament, and although things do not go to plan on the fairway, he plays a masterstroke with the other members. Will Smith and James Avery star

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Eye, Tooth
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Will offers his services as William Shatner's personal assistant when the veteran Star Trek actor appears on Hilary's show

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross feel guilty about the prank he played on her. Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out his latest get-rich-quick scheme. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One After Vegas
Season 6 Episode 1/25

Ross and Rachel leave Las Vegas as a married couple, while Phoebe is persuaded to embark on a cross-country adventure with Joey. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Season 6 Episode 2/25

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but have difficulty explaining to Rachel that she will not be a part of the arrangement. Meanwhile, Phoebe begs Ross to get his latest marriage annulled. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Denial
Season 6 Episode 3/25

Ross encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together and makes a dramatic decision about Rachel. David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Season 6 Episode 4/25

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process. Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Season 6 Episode 7/25

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting. Chandler tries to impress Monica by cleaning their flat, and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style. Comedy, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 8 Episode 11/12

The comedian offers a selection of highlights from the 2013 series of his hit news comedy show. Includes the usual range of perspective pieces on stories dominating the media, and overlooked items that raise a smile. First broadcast in July 2013

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell

10:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Documentary going behind the scenes on the show, providing an inside look at how the it is shot and what it is like for the cast and crew

Rating: 5.3
11:00pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 3/8

Russell Kane's legend of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's sloshed take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:30pm
Fameless Prankers
Season 2 Episode 10/

A wannabe nature expert gets stuck with a partner who keeps egging him on, an aspiring magician's assistant discovers a gift for hypnosis, and a sassy host cooks up some jealousy

Rating: 3.7
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 12/13

There is a supermarket challenge, strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 13/13

The guys get votes for performances on how to act in a business lunch, and Murray visits a running shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:00am
Bob's Burgers
A Few 'Gurt Men
Season 7 Episode 11/

Louise must defend one of her biggest enemies during a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob teams up with Jimmy Pesto to oust a regular food-scammer

Rating: 8.2
1:30am
South Park
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Season 2 Episode 9/18

A film festival brings Hollywood hype to the town with a band of luvvies in tow, and Mr Hankey becomes the unlikely target of agents looking for the star of the next big summer movie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
Dawn of the Peck
Season 5 Episode 4/21

A wild bird attack causes chaos at a Thanksgiving festival that Linda and the kids are attending, while Bob decides to boycott the holiday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 12/13

There is a supermarket challenge, strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 13/13

The guys get votes for performances on how to act in a business lunch, and Murray visits a running shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Where There's a Will There's a Way - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 2/26

Part two of two. Will and Carlton settle into their own apartment and hold a house-warming party. Things go to plan until Carlton discovers his new girlfriend was once a close associate of his cousin. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
All Guts, No Glory
Season 4 Episode 3/26

Will regrets withdrawing from a difficult philosophy class once he discovers the professor is the most stimulating teacher he has ever met. Tyra Banks guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 Episode 11/22

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season, and Evelyn brings a TV producer to Christmas dinner

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 Episode 12/22

Jake writes Celeste love songs in a bid to win her back, while Judith tries to stop Alan and Herb's new friendship in its tracks

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Tue 28 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Year of the Hecks
Season 3 Episode 12/24

Frankie decides that New Year's resolutions will be assigned to each family member, with an all-you-can-eat buffet the reward for anyone who can last a week. Chaos ensues as the Hecks try to stick to their orders and it begins to look like no one will claim the prize. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Map
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Frankie attends Aunt Ginny's funeral, and Axl accidentally eats Brick's school project - a dough map of Indiana. Meanwhile, Sue discovers one of the boys on the wrestling team has a crush on her, but is unsure who should make the first move. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Whoops, There It Is
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Will Smith introduces a nostalgic edition featuring out-takes and clips from previous shows and interviews with some of the cast

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Stank Horse
Season 6 Episode 20/24

Carlton adopts a horse during a day at the races, while Ashley's run of good luck continues with an offer of a place at a New York drama school and a starring role in a TV commercial. Will Smith and Tatyana M Ali star

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with Joey's Big Break
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part One
Season 5 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where they find surprises galore awaiting them. Meanwhile, Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign of public humiliation against her - but discovers she is more than a match for him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross feel guilty about the prank he played on her. Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out his latest get-rich-quick scheme. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One After Vegas
Season 6 Episode 1/25

Ross and Rachel leave Las Vegas as a married couple, while Phoebe is persuaded to embark on a cross-country adventure with Joey. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Season 6 Episode 2/25

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but have difficulty explaining to Rachel that she will not be a part of the arrangement. Meanwhile, Phoebe begs Ross to get his latest marriage annulled. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Denial
Season 6 Episode 3/25

Ross encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together and makes a dramatic decision about Rachel. David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 1/15

The guys work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 2/15

The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group, where Murr and Q are asking the questions and Joe and Sal are in the group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Season 6 Episode 4/25

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process. Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part One
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Uncle Phil celebrates his 50th birthday while the gang gathers round to reminisce about the early days. Will Smith stars, with Sherman Hemsley, Isabel Sandford and Marla Gibbs from The Jeffersons, and Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 24/24

In the concluding part of the series' last-ever episode, the Banks prepare to leave the mansion. However, as they gear up for a new life, it seems only Will wants to cling to the past. Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain guest

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Fresh Prince Project
Season 1 Episode 1/25

Will arrives in California to stay with his wealthy relatives, and immediately causes tension with his stuffy uncle - until his aunt steps in to heal the family breach. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Bang the Drum, Ashley
Season 1 Episode 2/25

Will antagonises Ashley's parents by persuading her to give up violin lessons in favour of the drums. Starring Will Smith and Tatyana M Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Season 6 Episode 7/25

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting. Chandler tries to impress Monica by cleaning their flat, and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style. Comedy, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Teeth
Season 6 Episode 8/25

Phoebe claims she kissed Ralph Lauren at Rachel's workplace, and room-mate Janine encourages Joey to get in touch with his feminine side, much to Chandler's annoyance. Ross bleaches his teeth in an effort to impress a date. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
Season 6 Episode 9/25

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they don't like him because they think he uses drugs. Fortunately, their disapproval soon focuses on Ross instead. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Apothecary Table
Season 6 Episode 11/25

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Joke
Season 6 Episode 12/25

Phoebe's frank attitude causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey reluctantly accepts a job as a waiter at Central Perk, while Ross and Chandler argue over which of them made up a raunchy joke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Sister
Season 6 Episode 13/25

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon), who promptly makes her regret it by flirting with Ross. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for giving free food to female customers at Central Perk
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Michael Shannon v Rachel Bloom
Season 2 Episode 20/21

Actors Michael Shannon and Rachel Bloom perform mimed renditions of songs by the Backstreet Boys, Pixies, REM and Katy Perry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30pm
I Live with Models
The Male Model
Season 2 Episode 8/8

Tommy develops a man crush when he doubles for the hands of a leading male model, while Molly encourages Scarlet to loosen up. Last in the series

Rating: 7.3
10:00pm
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 3/10

The comedian talks about kids of yesteryear and happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling. With guests Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:30pm
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 4/10

The comedian reads from Fifty Shades of Grey and answers questions on university, ghosts and milking a cow. With guests Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 1/15

The guys work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 2/15

The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group, where Murr and Q are asking the questions and Joe and Sal are in the group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:00am
Punk'd
Tyler, the Creator
Season 9 Episode 4/12

Tyler, the Creator plays pranks on Shenae Grimes, Scott Disick and the Wanted
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.3
12:30am
Punk'd
Lucy Hale
Season 9 Episode 5/12

The US actress and singer Lucy Hale plays pranks on Ian Harding, Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.3
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 84/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is director & executive producer of BET police drama 'Rebel', John Singleton

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
South Park
Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 10/18

The children seek revenge on their parents for deliberately exposing them to the chickenpox virus - even though their misguided mums and dads had their offsprings' best interests at heart
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
Best Burger
Season 5 Episode 5/21

Bob enters a burger contest, but forgets to take a vital ingredient and the kids attempt to track it down for him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 1/15

The guys work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 2/15

The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group, where Murr and Q are asking the questions and Joe and Sal are in the group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Father of the Year
Season 4 Episode 4/26

Will takes his baby cousin to college in a bid to impress a pretty student - but the plan backfires when he is forced to accept the campus Father of the Year title
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It
Season 4 Episode 5/26

Will's friends make fun of Carlton about being a virgin, before his `Miss Right' appears and sweeps him off his feet. Meanwhile, Geoffrey confesses a secret of his own. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7 Episode 13/22

Charlie tries to avoid going to see Chelsea's parents, using his colonoscopy appointment as an excuse, but the tables are turned when Chelsea discovers the truth and invites her parents to stay with them. Charlie returns home without knowing that Alan, Berta and Jake are all in on it. While at the house Chelsea's dad confesses a big secret to Charlie and Alan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Crude and Uncalled For
Season 7 Episode 14/22

It is left to Charlie and Evelyn to hire an attorney for Alan after he end up in jail for punching a man who was flirting with his date. However, when Chelsea appears to have a crush on the attorney, Brad, and Charlie begins to worry the lawyer is her perfect guy

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Wed 29 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Hecking It Up
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Frankie enlists as a volunteer at the Super Bowl, but is less than impressed when she is placed on portable toilet duty. Meanwhile, Axl goes cruising, and Brick plays with the satnav when the Hecks are left in charge of the Donahues' new car. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Valentine's Day III
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Frankie and Mike go on a group dinner date for Valentine's Day after scrapping their less-than-romantic plans to eat chicken in front of the TV in separate rooms. Meanwhile, Sue is confused when boyfriend Matt suddenly becomes a bad kisser, Axl struggles to think of a life-changing moment for an essay, and Brick gives the family food for thought when he is asked to write a school report on love. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part One
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Uncle Phil celebrates his 50th birthday while the gang gathers round to reminisce about the early days. Will Smith stars, with Sherman Hemsley, Isabel Sandford and Marla Gibbs from The Jeffersons, and Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 24/24

In the concluding part of the series' last-ever episode, the Banks prepare to leave the mansion. However, as they gear up for a new life, it seems only Will wants to cling to the past. Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain guest

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Season 6 Episode 4/25

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process. Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Season 6 Episode 7/25

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting. Chandler tries to impress Monica by cleaning their flat, and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style. Comedy, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Teeth
Season 6 Episode 8/25

Phoebe claims she kissed Ralph Lauren at Rachel's workplace, and room-mate Janine encourages Joey to get in touch with his feminine side, much to Chandler's annoyance. Ross bleaches his teeth in an effort to impress a date. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
Season 6 Episode 9/25

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they don't like him because they think he uses drugs. Fortunately, their disapproval soon focuses on Ross instead. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 3/15

The pranksters carry out dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and do dinosaur presentations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 4/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Apothecary Table
Season 6 Episode 11/25

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Clubba Hubba
Season 1 Episode 3/25

Will wants to date a beautiful girl he meets at an exclusive country club, but first he has to work out how to impress her extremely snobbish father. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery, with Richard Roundtree (Shaft)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Not with My Pig, You Don't
Season 1 Episode 4/25

Will takes the shine off Uncle Phil's Urban Spirit award by leaking stories of his poor background and pet pig to the Press. Comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Janet Hubert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy
Season 1 Episode 5/25

Will feels homesick, so Aunt Vivian invites his old friend Ice Tray to stay for the weekend, and it's love at first sight when he meets Hilary. American comedy, guest starring Don Cheadle (Iron Man 2 and 3), with Will Smith and Janet Hubert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mistaken Identity
Season 1 Episode 6/25

During a trip to Palm Springs, Will and Carlton are arrested after being mistaken for car thieves, so they stage a media stunt in a bid to get out of jail. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Joke
Season 6 Episode 12/25

Phoebe's frank attitude causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey reluctantly accepts a job as a waiter at Central Perk, while Ross and Chandler argue over which of them made up a raunchy joke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Sister
Season 6 Episode 13/25

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon), who promptly makes her regret it by flirting with Ross. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for giving free food to female customers at Central Perk
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
The Middle
Sorry Not Sorry
Season 8 Episode 14/23

Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting after the pipes in the basement suddenly burst, so he asks Sue and Axl to stage an intervention

Rating: 7.1
8:30pm
Mike & Molly
Curse of the Bambino
Season 6 Episode 12/13

The couple try to speed up the adoption process, prompting Molly to pray with Peggy at church, while Mike visits Carl's psychic

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell
(Subtitles)

9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 3/15

The pranksters carry out dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and do dinosaur presentations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 4/8

Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's tale of Beatrix Potter, while Joe Lycett's take on the Great Train Robbery stars Simon Bird and Joel Fry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:30pm
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The comedian and his mother head to Savannah, Georgia, said to be one of America's most haunted cities, where they experience a whole host of paranormal activities

Rating: 7
11:00pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Ellie Taylor and Rick Edwards join the host for games, challenges and general banter, while Chris decides to try to re-form his band while on a train with help from Alex Smith

Rating: 3
11:30pm
Bad Education
School Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Alfie and Miss Gulliver escort their pupils to a petting zoo and ink museum on the day of the Abbey Grove School field trips. Meanwhile, Fraser takes his students to a `poetry recital' that turns out to be a rap battle, and Miss Pickwell decides her class should visit an abattoir. Guest starring David Bradley, Ted Robbins and Lethal Bizzle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:00am
Workaholics
The Nuttin' Professor
Season 6 Episode 10/10

The boys go on a quest to claim the last surviving copy of their favourite adult film The Nuttin' Professor. Last in the series

Rating: 6.3
12:30am
Idiotsitter
Fumigation
Season 1 Episode 5/10

The mansion is being fumigated and Billie and Gene have a sleepover that quickly turns raucous. Comedy, with Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse
(Subtitles)

1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 85/

Join Trevor Noah and his guest Helene Cooper, talking about her new book 'Madame President'

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
South Park
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Food
Season 2 Episode 11/18

Cartman undergoes a personal journey after winning a competition, while the boys investigate the planetarium and discover the owner has something to hide
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
Father of the Bob
Season 5 Episode 6/21

Bob and his father try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument at a Christmas party, while the kids compete to get the best present for their dad
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 3/15

The pranksters carry out dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and do dinosaur presentations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 4/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will Goes a Courtin'
Season 4 Episode 6/26

Will and Carlton get involved in a legal battle with Philip when they refuse to pay their rent until the air conditioning is fixed. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hex and the Single Guy
Season 4 Episode 7/26

The family attends a seance to contact Hilary's ex-fiance, but Will's scepticism causes friction and leads to all sorts of bad luck. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 Episode 16/22

Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Season 7 Episode 17/22

After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Thu 30 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
The Concert
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Sue and Frankie camp outside a radio station in the hope of winning a pair of Justin Bieber tickets, and Mike coaches Brick ahead of the school's spelling concert. Meanwhile, Axl and his friends try to break a 15mph speed limit on foot. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Sit Down
Season 3 Episode 17/24

The Heck children are left to fend for themselves after accusing Frankie of being a nag, and Mike of dishing out crazy punishments without hearing both sides of the argument. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Clubba Hubba
Season 1 Episode 3/25

Will wants to date a beautiful girl he meets at an exclusive country club, but first he has to work out how to impress her extremely snobbish father. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery, with Richard Roundtree (Shaft)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Not with My Pig, You Don't
Season 1 Episode 4/25

Will takes the shine off Uncle Phil's Urban Spirit award by leaking stories of his poor background and pet pig to the Press. Comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Janet Hubert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Apothecary Table
Season 6 Episode 11/25

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Joke
Season 6 Episode 12/25

Phoebe's frank attitude causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey reluctantly accepts a job as a waiter at Central Perk, while Ross and Chandler argue over which of them made up a raunchy joke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Sister
Season 6 Episode 13/25

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon), who promptly makes her regret it by flirting with Ross. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for giving free food to female customers at Central Perk
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 5/15

Hidden camera practical joke show. The pranksters present never-before-seen footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 6/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Def Poet's Society
Season 1 Episode 7/25

Will surprises everyone with an apparent attempt to better himself by joining the school poetry club, but he has an ulterior motive. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kiss My Butler
Season 1 Episode 10/25

The Banks family decides to give Geoffrey a birthday treat by catering to his every whim for a change, while Will and Carlton arrange a surprise blind date. Guest starring Naomi Campbell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Anger Management (2003)
A man is forced to go on an anger management course following an unpleasant incident on a plane. However, he quickly comes to the conclusion that his unconventional therapist is the crazy one when the deranged doctor moves in with him and turns his life upside down. Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, Marisa Tomei and Heather Graham

Rating: 7
11:00pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 4/8

Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's tale of Beatrix Potter, while Joe Lycett's take on the Great Train Robbery stars Simon Bird and Joel Fry

Rating: 7.4
11:30pm
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The comedian and his mother head to Savannah, Georgia, said to be one of America's most haunted cities, where they experience a whole host of paranormal activities

Rating: 7
12:00am
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 3/10

The comedian talks about kids of yesteryear and happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling. With guests Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
12:30am
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 4/10

The comedian reads from Fifty Shades of Grey and answers questions on university, ghosts and milking a cow. With guests Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 86/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news. Tonight's guest is hip hop artist and director Rene Perez Joglar, talking about new documentary 'Residente'

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
South Park
Clubhouses
Season 2 Episode 12/18

Rivalry turns to violence when the boys build clubhouses, and Stan invites Wendy to take part in a game of truth or dare
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy
Season 5 Episode 7/21

Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop to find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, while Linda becomes a blonde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 5/15

Hidden camera practical joke show. The pranksters present never-before-seen footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 6/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Season 4 Episode 8/26

Will and Carlton are forced to undergo a humiliating initiation ceremony to get into a college fraternity, but their ordeal pales in comparison to what the president has in store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fresh Prince After Dark
Season 4 Episode 9/26

Will and Carlton are invited to the Playboy mansion when Hilary is asked to model for his magazine. American comedy, guest starring High Hefner, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 Episode 18/22

Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 Episode 19/22

Alan struggles as he is attracted to Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Fri 31 Mar

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Leap Year
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Sue is convinced her family is organising a surprise birthday party for her, only to discover her suspicions are inaccurate. Meanwhile, Frankie finds out that Mike has been looking after a stray cat for years, and Brick falls for a girl with a penchant for biting. American comedy, starring Eden Sher and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Paper Route
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Brick gets a paper round, hoping to earn enough money to buy a pair of night-vision goggles, but Frankie and Mike end up doing most of the work when he falls ill. Sue is delighted to discover she can have her braces removed - but her mood is dampened when she is introduced to the headgear she will have to wear as a replacement. Meanwhile, Matt announces he is leaving town, and Axl offers brotherly advice to Sue
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Def Poet's Society
Season 1 Episode 7/25

Will surprises everyone with an apparent attempt to better himself by joining the school poetry club, but he has an ulterior motive. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 8/15

The guys present footage from the cutting-room floor, including a challenge that was never aired and the reaction of someone being pranked
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Courting Disaster
Season 1 Episode 11/25

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Talking Turkey
Season 1 Episode 12/25

Will's mother decides to drop by for the Thanksgiving celebrations, but is decidedly unimpressed with the new lifestyle her son has adopted. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knowledge Is Power
Season 1 Episode 13/25

Will gets wind of cousin Hilary's plan to drop out of college, and decides to exploit the situation by blackmailing her into becoming his personal slave. Streetwise comedy, starring Will Smith and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Day Damn One
Season 1 Episode 14/25

The irrepressible Will takes it upon himself to entertain the guests at Ashley's slumber party. Will Smith and Tatyana Ali star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Thunder
Season 7 Episode 1/24

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Season 7 Episode 2/24

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Season 7 Episode 3/24

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Season 7 Episode 4/24

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Meanwhile, Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 4/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 6/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell

9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Like Gene for Chocolate
Season 7 Episode 12/

Gene learns that the recipe for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Bob's Burgers
The Gene and Courtney Show
Season 6 Episode 7/19

Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Film American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
Erik Stifler is the only boy in the family to have left high school still a virgin. Feeling the pressure to live up to the family's wild reputation, his friends organise a road trip and head for his cousin's college campus for a raucous party culminating in an all-nude sporting event. Comedy, starring John White, Eugene Levy, Steve Talley, Jake Siegel and Ross Thomas

Rating: 3.6
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 87/

Trevor takes a sideswipe at the latest news. Tonight's guest is political commentator, journalist, and author, Chris Hayes, talking about his new book 'A Colony in a Nation'

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
South Park
Cow Days
Season 2 Episode 13/18

It is rodeo time in South Park, and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
Midday Run
Season 5 Episode 8/21

Tina is in the running for a hall monitor promotion and is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 8/15

The guys present footage from the cutting-room floor, including a challenge that was never aired and the reaction of someone being pranked
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is
Season 4 Episode 10/26

Philip tries to lose weight, then has a heart attack while eating a cheeseburger he bribed Will to buy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Take My Cousin, Please
Season 4 Episode 11/26

Will hopes to introduce Hilary to one of his college professors in a romantic plan to boost his failing class grades. Tyra Banks and Phil Morris guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Season 8 Episode 2/16

Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 Episode 3/16

Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sat 1 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Sorry Not Sorry
Season 8 Episode 14/23

Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting after the pipes in the basement suddenly burst, so he asks Sue and Axl to stage an intervention

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
Mike & Molly
Curse of the Bambino
Season 6 Episode 12/13

The couple try to speed up the adoption process, prompting Molly to pray with Peggy at church, while Mike visits Carl's psychic

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Bob's Burgers
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise
Season 5 Episode 10/21

Bob wants to become a member of the Community Garden and has to make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30am
Bob's Burgers
Like Gene for Chocolate
Season 7 Episode 12/

Gene learns that the recipe for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem

Rating: 8.2
10:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Whoops, There It Is
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Will Smith introduces a nostalgic edition featuring out-takes and clips from previous shows and interviews with some of the cast

Rating: 7.7
10:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Stank Horse
Season 6 Episode 20/24

Carlton adopts a horse during a day at the races, while Ashley's run of good luck continues with an offer of a place at a New York drama school and a starring role in a TV commercial. Will Smith and Tatyana M Ali star

Rating: 7.7
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Stank Hole in One
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Will teams up with Phil for the country club golf tournament, and although things do not go to plan on the fairway, he plays a masterstroke with the other members. Will Smith and James Avery star

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Eye, Tooth
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Will offers his services as William Shatner's personal assistant when the veteran Star Trek actor appears on Hilary's show

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part One
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Uncle Phil celebrates his 50th birthday while the gang gathers round to reminisce about the early days. Will Smith stars, with Sherman Hemsley, Isabel Sandford and Marla Gibbs from The Jeffersons, and Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Done - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 24/24

In the concluding part of the series' last-ever episode, the Banks prepare to leave the mansion. However, as they gear up for a new life, it seems only Will wants to cling to the past. Diff'rent Strokes stars Gary Coleman and Conrad Bain guest

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Fresh Prince Project
Season 1 Episode 1/25

Will arrives in California to stay with his wealthy relatives, and immediately causes tension with his stuffy uncle - until his aunt steps in to heal the family breach. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Bang the Drum, Ashley
Season 1 Episode 2/25

Will antagonises Ashley's parents by persuading her to give up violin lessons in favour of the drums. Starring Will Smith and Tatyana M Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Clubba Hubba
Season 1 Episode 3/25

Will wants to date a beautiful girl he meets at an exclusive country club, but first he has to work out how to impress her extremely snobbish father. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery, with Richard Roundtree (Shaft)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Not with My Pig, You Don't
Season 1 Episode 4/25

Will takes the shine off Uncle Phil's Urban Spirit award by leaking stories of his poor background and pet pig to the Press. Comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Janet Hubert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:00pm
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross feel guilty about the prank he played on her. Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out his latest get-rich-quick scheme. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One After Vegas
Season 6 Episode 1/25

Ross and Rachel leave Las Vegas as a married couple, while Phoebe is persuaded to embark on a cross-country adventure with Joey. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Season 6 Episode 2/25

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but have difficulty explaining to Rachel that she will not be a part of the arrangement. Meanwhile, Phoebe begs Ross to get his latest marriage annulled. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Denial
Season 6 Episode 3/25

Ross encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together and makes a dramatic decision about Rachel. David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Season 6 Episode 4/25

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process. Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Season 6 Episode 7/25

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting. Chandler tries to impress Monica by cleaning their flat, and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style. Comedy, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Teeth
Season 6 Episode 8/25

Phoebe claims she kissed Ralph Lauren at Rachel's workplace, and room-mate Janine encourages Joey to get in touch with his feminine side, much to Chandler's annoyance. Ross bleaches his teeth in an effort to impress a date. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
Season 6 Episode 9/25

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they don't like him because they think he uses drugs. Fortunately, their disapproval soon focuses on Ross instead. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell

8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause It Hurts
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q look back at the series' best punishments and share behind-the-scenes secrets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: British Invasion
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q travel to London, where they wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of football
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Film Jackass 3 (2010)
Third movie based on the MTV comedy series, in which Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn and the rest of the fearless team of pranksters embark on even more strange and disturbing stunts, which range from gluing themselves together, enraging dangerous animals and firing an occupied portable toilet from a catapult
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00am
Film Dirty Sanchez: The Movie (2006)
The stars of the cult TV series embark on a stomach-churning journey across the world, performing a series of gruesome challenges themed around the Seven Deadly Sins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
2:00am
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 4/8

Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's tale of Beatrix Potter, while Joe Lycett's take on the Great Train Robbery stars Simon Bird and Joel Fry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:30am
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The comedian and his mother head to Savannah, Georgia, said to be one of America's most haunted cities, where they experience a whole host of paranormal activities

Rating: 7
3:00am
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Ellie Taylor and Rick Edwards join the host for games, challenges and general banter, while Chris decides to try to re-form his band while on a train with help from Alex Smith

Rating: 3
3:25am
South Park
Toilet Paper
Season 7 Episode 3/15

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
Season 7 Episode 4/15

The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Like Gene for Chocolate
Season 7 Episode 12/

Gene learns that the recipe for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
The Runway Club
Season 5 Episode 16/21

The kids are given Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sun 2 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy
Season 1 Episode 5/25

Will feels homesick, so Aunt Vivian invites his old friend Ice Tray to stay for the weekend, and it's love at first sight when he meets Hilary. American comedy, guest starring Don Cheadle (Iron Man 2 and 3), with Will Smith and Janet Hubert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:35am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mistaken Identity
Season 1 Episode 6/25

During a trip to Palm Springs, Will and Carlton are arrested after being mistaken for car thieves, so they stage a media stunt in a bid to get out of jail. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Def Poet's Society
Season 1 Episode 7/25

Will surprises everyone with an apparent attempt to better himself by joining the school poetry club, but he has an ulterior motive. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kiss My Butler
Season 1 Episode 10/25

The Banks family decides to give Geoffrey a birthday treat by catering to his every whim for a change, while Will and Carlton arrange a surprise blind date. Guest starring Naomi Campbell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Courting Disaster
Season 1 Episode 11/25

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Talking Turkey
Season 1 Episode 12/25

Will's mother decides to drop by for the Thanksgiving celebrations, but is decidedly unimpressed with the new lifestyle her son has adopted. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knowledge Is Power
Season 1 Episode 13/25

Will gets wind of cousin Hilary's plan to drop out of college, and decides to exploit the situation by blackmailing her into becoming his personal slave. Streetwise comedy, starring Will Smith and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Day Damn One
Season 1 Episode 14/25

The irrepressible Will takes it upon himself to entertain the guests at Ashley's slumber party. Will Smith and Tatyana Ali star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 4/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 6/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Thunder
Season 7 Episode 1/24

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Season 7 Episode 2/24

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Anger Management (2003)
A man is forced to go on an anger management course following an unpleasant incident on a plane. However, he quickly comes to the conclusion that his unconventional therapist is the crazy one when the deranged doctor moves in with him and turns his life upside down. Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Adam Sandler, Marisa Tomei and Heather Graham

Rating: 7
11:00pm
Film Pineapple Express (2008)
A pot-smoking slacker witnesses a gangland murder and accidentally leaves a joint containing rare marijuana at the scene of the crime. Realising this means they can be traced, he and his dealer go on the run - but their drug-induced paranoia proves a handicap. Action comedy, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco

Rating: 6.6
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 8/15

The guys present footage from the cutting-room floor, including a challenge that was never aired and the reaction of someone being pranked
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
I Live with Models
The Male Model
Season 2 Episode 8/8

Tommy develops a man crush when he doubles for the hands of a leading male model, while Molly encourages Scarlet to loosen up. Last in the series

Rating: 7.3
2:30am
Workaholics
The Nuttin' Professor
Season 6 Episode 10/10

The boys go on a quest to claim the last surviving copy of their favourite adult film The Nuttin' Professor. Last in the series

Rating: 6.3
3:00am
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 7 Episode 5/15

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Season 7 Episode 6/15

Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
Season 5 Episode 17/21

Gene starts a band, only to be kicked out and left on his own, while Linda deals with an armpit rash
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Eat, Spray, Linda
Season 5 Episode 18/21

Bob needs more time to plan Linda's birthday surprise and sends her out of the house as a distraction, but she goes missing and mayhem ensues
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Housetrap
Season 5 Episode 19/21

The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck, but the bad weather is the least of their worries
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2