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Outrageous online videos featuring holidays, with viral clips of everything from water parks to camping

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on pets

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time featuring acts of great stupidity

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

A farmer who dreams of being a wizard is charged with protecting a baby destined to bring about the downfall of an evil queen. Fantasy adventure, with Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

A thirtysomething jobless layabout moves in with his newlywed best friend - who comes to regret his act of hospitality. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson.

The manic comedian winds up a sell-out 1998 tour at the Edinburgh Playhouse

Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar and Jordan Gray revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts as Ricky reads predictions for the future

Karl Pilkington contemplates different species, questions the necessity of vacuum cleaners and toasters, and helps Ricky redesign the human body

Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to recall early memories. Karl shares his thoughts on an injury to his leg and his discovery of an adult magazine in a strange place

Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant join Ricky to contemplate the concept of memory, with Karl later explaining why Martians are more advanced than Earthlings

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline

After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina for more guessing games

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore