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Sun 30 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
It's Better to Have Loved and Lost It
Season 4 Episode 5/26

Will's friends make fun of Carlton about being a virgin, before his `Miss Right' appears and sweeps him off his feet. Meanwhile, Geoffrey confesses a secret of his own. American comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:35am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will Goes a Courtin'
Season 4 Episode 6/26

Will and Carlton get involved in a legal battle with Philip when they refuse to pay their rent until the air conditioning is fixed. American comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hex and the Single Guy
Season 4 Episode 7/26

The family attends a seance to contact Hilary's ex-fiance, but Will's scepticism causes friction and leads to all sorts of bad luck. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Season 4 Episode 8/26

Will and Carlton are forced to undergo a humiliating initiation ceremony to get into a college fraternity, but their ordeal pales in comparison to what the president has in store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fresh Prince After Dark
Season 4 Episode 9/26

Will and Carlton are invited to the Playboy mansion when Hilary is asked to model for his magazine. American comedy, guest starring High Hefner, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is
Season 4 Episode 10/26

Philip tries to lose weight, then has a heart attack while eating a cheeseburger he bribed Will to buy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Take My Cousin, Please
Season 4 Episode 11/26

Will hopes to introduce Hilary to one of his college professors in a romantic plan to boost his failing class grades. Tyra Banks and Phil Morris guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You've Got to Be a Football Hero
Season 4 Episode 12/26

Will ends up getting drunk in an effort to compete with an American football hero for Jackie's attentions, but the plan backfires when his fraternity friends play a trick on him. Meanwhile, Ashley learns an important lesson about vanity. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tyra Banks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
Wipeout USA
Season 2 Episode 17/18

Twenty-four contestants battle it out for $50,000 as they try to overcome the Donut Run, Crazy Beams, Pole Vault, Big Balls, Launch Pads and Sucker Punch

1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

The group looks after Ben, and Ross finds the taste of breast milk leaves a lot to be desired. Meanwhile, Joey meets his match at the department store
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 7/13

The guys give a security presentation that is anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 10/13

The guys head to the park and ask strangers to agree with their bizarre points of view, then give lessons about the property market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:55pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:25pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:50pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:20pm
Film National Security (2003)
Two men dismissed from the police become security guards, but are forced to go on the run when they uncover a sophisticated smuggling operation. With the criminal gang and the LAPD both chasing them, the unlikely partners seem more intent on fighting each other than covering their tracks. Action comedy, starring Martin Lawrence, Steve Zahn, Colm Feore and Eric Roberts

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Film That's My Boy (2012)
A teenager fathers a child and raises him alone, but when the boy grows up, he no longer wants anything to do with his drunken, irresponsible parent. As he prepares to get married, the son finds his father gatecrashing the wedding, desperate to rebuild their relationship but just as obnoxious as ever. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg

Rating: 5.4
11:15pm
Film Jackass 3.5 (2011)
Johnny Knoxville and his death-defying team of pranksters embark on even more strange and disturbing stunts in this compilation of material filmed for the third movie in the comedy series. Gags featured include misuse of a defibrillator machine and provoking an alligator
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
1:00am
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 8/9

Ashley Walters and Mark Benton star in Judi Love's tale of Charles I's downfall, while Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
1:30am
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 9/10

The comedian reveals Nigel Farage's worst nightmare, and answers questions about signing breasts and the Queen's last words. With guests John Robins and Jarlath Regan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
2:00am
Detroiters
Smilin' Jack
Season 1 Episode 7/10

Sam and Tim are dropped by a client, so they court a competitor in a bid for revenge. Guest starring Keegan Michael Key
(Subtitles)

2:30am
Detroiters
Dream Cruise
Season 1 Episode 8/10

When their employees threaten to quit due to a lack of health insurance, Tim and Sam try to collect the money that they are owed from previous jobs
(Subtitles)

3:00am
South Park
Pre-School
Season 8 Episode 10/14

The boys fret when Trent Boyett is released from juvenile prison, five years after they set him up on a case of arson - vowing to hunt them down. Kyle, Cartman and Stan try to enlist the help of the sixth graders to act as bodyguards, but their former nemesis quickly eradicates this line of defence

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Quest for Ratings
Season 8 Episode 11/14

The elementary school launches a closed circuit television network, and the boys choose to produce a news bulletin. However, apathy about current affairs leads to poor ratings and the programme is scrapped - until Cartman comes up with a rescue plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Torpedo
Season 1 Episode 13/13

The restaurateur is thrilled when his favourite baseball player joins the local minor-league team - but when he gets the opportunity to befriend his hero, he discovers how corrupt the game has become. Meanwhile, Gene develops a passion for mascot racing. Animated comedy, guest starring Robert Ben Garant (Reno 911!), Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Synchronised Swimming
Season 2 Episode 3/9

Louise, Gene and Tina manage to get out of PE class by pretending to work on an independent study project about synchronised swimming. However, the kids face the daunting prospect of having to put on a real performance in the pool when Linda offers to become their coach
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Moody Foodie
Season 2 Episode 7/9

The local newspaper's food critic, the `Moody Foodie', gives the restaurant a bad review, but Bob tries to change his mind by visiting the man's home and making him dinner. However, things spiral out of control when the Foodie makes it clear he does not welcome guests - and then some of Bob's fellow restaurateurs decide to pay the critic a visit too. With the guest voice of Patton Oswalt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Mon 1 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Ovary and Out
Season 8 Episode 13/23

Frankie finds out that she cannot have any more children, so Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's baby to put some perspective on being an older parent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Sorry Not Sorry
Season 8 Episode 14/23

Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting after the pipes in the basement suddenly burst, so he asks Sue and Axl to stage an intervention
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Dental High Jinks
Season 8 Episode 15/23

Mike does all he can to avoid getting a dental problem fixed, including a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay, while Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Swing and a Miss
Season 8 Episode 16/23

Lexie spends spring break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl, while the quarry softball team is on a losing streak so Mike hires a ringer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
The Middle
Exes and Ohhhs
Season 8 Episode 17/23

Axl runs into nearly all his exes while at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and Weird Ashley, and Hutch tells him the universe is trying to tell him something
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:30am
The Middle
The Par-tay
Season 8 Episode 18/23

Mike gets into an argument about a plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Season 7 Episode 14/24

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Vows
Season 7 Episode 21/24

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help. Meanwhile, Monica has similar difficulties and recruits Phoebe and Rachel - but they soon get distracted and start reminiscing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Season 7 Episode 14/24

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Vows
Season 7 Episode 21/24

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help. Meanwhile, Monica has similar difficulties and recruits Phoebe and Rachel - but they soon get distracted and start reminiscing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with a mystery woman and follow them to a large house in the suburbs. They tell Monica of their fears and are shocked to hear the truth. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Film Marley & Me (2008)
Journalist John Grogan celebrates his wedding by getting his wife a golden Labrador puppy, hoping to stave off her desire to have children. Over the course of their marriage, the canine remains a constant companion and never loses his mischievous streak even as he grows from a cute puppy to a 7st dog. Comedy drama based on a newspaper column, starring Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Kathleen Turner and Alan Arkin

Rating: 2.8
10:10pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Practically Live
One-hour special featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q on their tour of America
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:05pm
Detroiters
Husky Boys
Season 1 Episode 9/10

Tim's father returns from the asylum under suspicious circumstances, while the boys struggle to create a tagline for a department store advert

11:35pm
Detroiters
Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn
Season 1 Episode 10/10

Tim and Sam discover the executive they ran over has led a terrible life since, while local basketball legend Rick Mahorn appears in one of the guys' ads. Last in the series

12:00am
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 8/9

Ashley Walters and Mark Benton star in Judi Love's tale of Charles I's downfall, while Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
12:30am
Bob's Burgers
Eggs for Days
Season 7 Episode 16/22

At the annual Easter egg hunt, Bob and Linda have a little too much fun hiding the eggs, so the Belchers race to find the one that is rotting in its hiding place
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
1:00am
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Laughs
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Jeff's father is put on life support after a serious car accident, so he tries to save him by using an alien device that harnesses the healing power of laughter
(Subtitles)

1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 4/

The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 5/

The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest and play another game of 'repeat after me'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
Wipeout USA
Season 6 Episode 4/17

Reality series in which thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Burnin' Down the House
Season 6 Episode 1/24

Will puts his culinary skills to the test, but ends up setting the kitchen on fire - just as an influential judge is due for dinner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Get a Job
Season 6 Episode 2/24

Carlton is furious when Will lands a job on Hilary's TV show and manages to date Chris Rock's sister
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 Episode 15/23

Jake returns from the base with his girlfriend Tammy, and asks Walden for money so he can propose to her. However, the teenager has misunderstood his relationship with the tattoo shop owner, who has several children and just wants a bit of fun with no strings attached. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Season 10 Episode 16/23

Alan tries to make Valentine's Day special for Lindsay, but his plans go awry at the last minute. Meanwhile, with Kate back in town, Walden tries to persuade her to take him back. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Tue 2 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Award
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Mike is reluctant to accept an award from the quarry, Sue has a plan to meet new people at her school, and Axl tries to uncover the identity of a girl that left him a message
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Vacation Days
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Brick ruins Mike's `staycation', and Frankie gets upset when Axl stays with the neighbours instead of coming home. Meanwhile, at work, Sue becomes obsessed with a negative online customer review. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Who's the Boss?
Season 4 Episode 15/26

Carlton becomes manager of the students' campus restaurant, leading to friction between him and Will, who refuses to work under his authority
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams
Season 4 Episode 16/26

Football team mascot Carlton is kidnapped by students from a rival college just before a big game. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You'd Better Shop Around
Season 4 Episode 19/26

Will decides the academic life is not for him and quits university to become a car salesman, much to the disappointment of his visiting mother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Ol' Ball and Chain
Season 4 Episode 20/26

Will faces a dilemma after Jazz's bride-to-be makes advances toward him. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Harder They Fall
Season 4 Episode 21/26

Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's miserable father. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
M Is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Season 4 Episode 22/26

Philip's former girlfriend pays the family a visit and proceeds to seduce Will. Pam Grier guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Make You Laugh Out Loud
Puppies Make You Laugh Out Loud
Season 3 Episode 5/

Compilation of internet videos featuring animals doing bizarre and humorous things. Clips include overexcited pups, pilfering pups, pups that fall asleep in their dinner bowls, puppy vloggers, driving pups, and even a look at the latest craze - pups who go into a quivering frenzy at the sight of doorstoppers. Narrator Iain Lee is joined by comedians Dave Spikey, Matt Richardson and Zoe Lyons

Rating: 5.2
9:00pm
Film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
A velvet-clad, sex-crazed secret agent from the 1960s agrees to be put into a state of suspended animation after his arch-enemy escapes justice. Thirty years later he is defrosted to do battle with the power-mad villain again, but the mission proves nearly as daunting for him as getting to grips with 1990s social values. Spoof spy adventure, with Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Michael York and Robert Wagner

Rating: 6.4
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 99/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
12:30am
South Park
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Season 4 Episode 16/17

Kyle's parents refuse to let him see a controversial rock band in concert, so he decides to get his own back by accusing them of child abuse

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
It Hits the Fan
Season 5 Episode 1/14

The townsfolk are stunned when an expletive is broadcast on television for the first time - triggering a potentially apocalyptic chain of events
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
Wipeout USA
Season 6 Episode 5/17

Reality series in which thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Stress Related
Season 6 Episode 3/24

Will tries to cure Hilary's cold by giving her a massive dose of medicine - but his actions almost cause her to lose a potential sponsor. Meanwhile, Ashley is horrified when Carlton stands in for Philip at her careers day
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Bourgie Sings the Blues
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Carlton suffers a series of job rejections and sinks into depression, drowning his sorrows at the local blues bar. Featuring a guest appearance by the legendary BB King
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Season 10 Episode 17/23

Walden attends a singles' night with friends from high school. He encounters Bridget, and they begin talking about getting back together - which worries Alan. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Conchata Ferrell

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
The 9.04 from Pemberton
Season 10 Episode 18/23

Alan seeks refuge with Herb after he and Walden have a disagreement. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Ryan Stiles

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Wed 3 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Stormy Moon
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Frankie is arrested because of an overdue library book, and Sue is upset over Reverend TimTom's new female singing partner. Meanwhile, Axl wants to talk to Cassidy about their future. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Walk
Season 5 Episode 17/24

A walk around the neighborhood makes Frankie and Mike realise that they need to work on being more interesting and charming to each other. Meanwhile, Sue finds that she cannot say no to any of the boys who ask her to prom - and ends up with several dates as a result
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You'd Better Shop Around
Season 4 Episode 19/26

Will decides the academic life is not for him and quits university to become a car salesman, much to the disappointment of his visiting mother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Ol' Ball and Chain
Season 4 Episode 20/26

Will faces a dilemma after Jazz's bride-to-be makes advances toward him. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 9/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they do not deserve
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 11/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go face-to-face hitting the bull's eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mother's Day
Season 4 Episode 23/26

Jazz and his wife, Jewel give up on their attempts to conceive a child, and ask Will to `father' the baby. Meanwhile, Phillip challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts for Vivian
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Papa's Got a Brand-New Excuse
Season 4 Episode 24/26

Will is reunited with his father Lou for the first time in 14 years - but Philip and Vivian will not forgive him for abandoning Will and his mother when he was just a child. The returning parent confesses why he walked out on his family, saying he was too scared to accept the responsibility. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
For Sale By Owner
Season 4 Episode 25/26

Philip and Vivian consider moving when someone offers a generous sum for their house - but not everyone is happy at the prospect. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Philadelphia Story
Season 4 Episode 26/26

Will takes the Banks family on a trip to his old neighbourhood in Philadelphia. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Daphne Maxwell Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
The Middle
The Confirmation
Season 8 Episode 19/23

After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp

Rating: 7.1
8:30pm
The Middle
True Grit
Season 8 Episode 4/23

Sue asks for Axl's advice on how to break up with Jeremy, Brick tries to fit in with his fellow high-schoolers, and Frankie accidentally buys racy underwear
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Gigi Hadid vs Tyler Posey
Season 2 Episode 8/21

LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen preside over another celebrity musical battle as supermodel Gigi Hadid and star of TV series `Teen Wold' Tyler Posey compete. They face off to determine who can most adequately fake performing two hit tracks of their choice in front of a live studio audience, featuring a rendition of the Backstreet Boys' `Larger Than Life'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Snoop Dogg vs Chris Paul
Season 2 Episode 15/21

Rap star Snoop Dogg and basketballer Chris Paul face off across the microphone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 9/9

Keith Allen is William Wallace as Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare (Mark Heap) went gangster. Last in the series

Rating: 7.9
10:30pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 3/9

Russell Kane's tale of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Practically Live
One-hour special featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q on their tour of America
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 100/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
12:30am
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Season 5 Episode 2/14

The boys are excited when Big Gay Al is announced as their new scout-troop leader
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Scott Tenorman tricks Cartman into buying his pubic hair for $10. When he realises he cannot get his money back, he vows to get his revenge. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 9/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they do not deserve
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 11/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go face-to-face hitting the bull's eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
Wipeout USA
Season 6 Episode 6/17

Reality series in which thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Script Formerly Known As
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Will decides to book a juror for Hilary's show who was previously dismissed from Uncle Phil's sex-scandal case, causing much embarrassment for the judge and leaving the cousins with a lot of explaining to do. Guest starring chat show host Jay Leno
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Not, I Barbecue
Season 6 Episode 6/24

Will persuades Carlton to join him on a double date with the beautiful Sandra and her cousin, but during the course of the evening they are confronted by a jealous boyfriend and end up hiding in a cupboard completely naked. Comedy, starring Will Smith, Alfonso Ribeiro and Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Someone Stole a Spoon
Season 10 Episode 19/23

Herb goes on a wild party binge at the beach house, prompting Walden and Alan to feel the need to keep up with him. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
Season 10 Episode 20/23

Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18-year-old daughter - and Alan and Walden become involved in the ugly repercussions

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Thu 4 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Smell
Season 5 Episode 18/24

Mike ends up as the new head coach of the girls' soccer team, which Sue is a member of. However, much to his chagrin, he finds that the players are more interested in personal issues than sport. Meanwhile, Frankie finds that the revolting smell in the house is coming from Brick, and Axl remains perplexed by the picture Cassidy painted for him. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Wind Chimes
Season 5 Episode 19/24

Frankie begs her nemesis Rita Glossner to take down her annoying wind chimes. Meanwhile, when Axl and Hutch discover a discarded old couch, they try to find a way to salvage it. Elsewhere, not enough salt on a pretzel compels Brick to devise a new pretzel snack idea for the company, and Sue lets the family know that she and Darrin are dating again
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Mother's Day
Season 4 Episode 23/26

Jazz and his wife, Jewel give up on their attempts to conceive a child, and ask Will to `father' the baby. Meanwhile, Phillip challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts for Vivian
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Papa's Got a Brand-New Excuse
Season 4 Episode 24/26

Will is reunited with his father Lou for the first time in 14 years - but Philip and Vivian will not forgive him for abandoning Will and his mother when he was just a child. The returning parent confesses why he walked out on his family, saying he was too scared to accept the responsibility. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 12/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q undermine one another in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 13/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q take name-calling to new heights while posing as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
What's Will Got to Do with It?
Season 5 Episode 2/25

Part two of two. Ashley's music career takes off in a big way, while Will seems to be heading for a fall. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Client
Season 5 Episode 1/25

Part one of two. Will promotes Ashley's pop career with a leading record producer, much to Uncle Philip's annoyance. Comedy, starring Will Smith, Tatyana Ali and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Reality Bites
Season 5 Episode 3/25

Will falls out of favour with Nicky when a childhood hero turns out to be a pain in the neck. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Ross Bagley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Grumpy Young Men
Season 5 Episode 4/25

Will falls out with Carlton after accusing his cousin of stealing his date, while Philip and Hilary give Ashley driving lessons. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Miss Congeniality (2000)
A feminist FBI agent is sent undercover as a contestant in the Miss United States pageant when the event becomes the target of a terrorist bomb threat. As she is not exactly catwalk material, a veteran British coach is brought on board to oversee her transformation into a glamorous beauty queen. Comedy, starring Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen and William Shatner

Rating: 7.1
11:00pm
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 9/9

Keith Allen is William Wallace as Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare (Mark Heap) went gangster. Last in the series

Rating: 7.9
11:30pm
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 10/10

The comedian talks about Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious and answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. With guests Nick Helm and Chris Kent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
12:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 101/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
12:30am
South Park
Terrance and Phillip - Behind the Blow
Season 5 Episode 5/14

When the boys discover their flatulent idols Terrance and Phillip have split up, it is a race against time to reunite them in time for the Earth Day celebrations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Cartmanland
Season 5 Episode 6/14

Cartman inherits $1million and buys his own amusement park, but Kyle has trouble coming to terms with his friend's new-found wealth - making him question the existence of God
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 12/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q undermine one another in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 13/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q take name-calling to new heights while posing as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
Wipeout USA
Season 6 Episode 7/17

Reality series in which thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Not with My Cousin, You Don't
Season 6 Episode 7/24

Ashley seeks relationship advice, and turns to Hilary for words of comfort. Carlton and Will try to prevent Ashley and Derek leaving the house
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Viva Lost Wages
Season 6 Episode 8/24

Carlton is delighted to receive an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas as a birthday present, but asks for trouble by inviting Will to tag along. Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Season 10 Episode 21/23

Alan has trouble coping when Lyndsey ends their relationship, so Walden tries to find a way to help him get back on his feet. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
My Bodacious Vidalia
Season 10 Episode 22/23

Alan is encouraged by Walden to update his look, and then faces a moral dilemma when he attracts the attention of a married woman

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Fri 5 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Optimist
Season 5 Episode 20/24

Sue frantically tries to earn a college scholarship, and Frankie hopes to correct a mistake at work without her boss finding out. Meanwhile, Brick demands a formal apology from Mike after a misunderstanding. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Office Hours
Season 5 Episode 21/24

Frankie tells the kids that they can only make demands between five and six o'clock in the evening. Meanwhile, Mike keeps an eye on Darrin, to keep Sue from being taken advantage of, and Brick asks his new friends to the house for a book club meeting. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
What's Will Got to Do with It?
Season 5 Episode 2/25

Part two of two. Ashley's music career takes off in a big way, while Will seems to be heading for a fall. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Client
Season 5 Episode 1/25

Part one of two. Will promotes Ashley's pop career with a leading record producer, much to Uncle Philip's annoyance. Comedy, starring Will Smith, Tatyana Ali and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 14/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who is boss while working at a fast-food restaurant and whisper sweet nothings to strangers, while this week's punishment involves a cow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 16/

The guys are on the prowl for partners-in-crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fresh Prince: The Movie
Season 5 Episode 5/25

Will witnesses a Mob murder while working in Philadelphia, and bravely agrees to identify the culprit - only to find himself relocated to Alabama by the Witness Protection Programme
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will's Misery
Season 5 Episode 6/25

Will finds the woman of his dreams and eventually manages to attract her attention, despite being branded a love rat by the college girls. Nia Long and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Father Knows Best
Season 5 Episode 7/25

Ashley realises there is more to life than a private education, and secretly transfers to the local high school, while Hilary tries to broaden her appeal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Soooooooul Train
Season 5 Episode 8/25

Vivian comes over all romantic when she and Philip are invited to appear on a 1970s-themed TV music show - but it makes her reluctant husband feel like a dinosaur. Comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Daphne Maxwell Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Jealousy
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
A velvet-clad, sex-crazed secret agent from the 1960s agrees to be put into a state of suspended animation after his arch-enemy escapes justice. Thirty years later he is defrosted to do battle with the power-mad villain again, but the mission proves nearly as daunting for him as getting to grips with 1990s social values. Spoof spy adventure, with Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers, Michael York and Robert Wagner

Rating: 6.4
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Zero Larp Thirty
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Linda wins a weekend at the house where her favourite TV show is filmed, while Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor while he babysits the kids

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Colonists
Season 1 Episode 5/10

An Azurian orders aliens to colonise Earth and direct their resources toward producing fruit smoothies. Adult animation

11:00pm
Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing
A performance from the comedian's 2013 tour recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The tale-twisting perfectionist shares his everyday gripes in his unique style with trademark wit, demonstrating that even the most mundane aspects of life can be turned into unbelievable accounts of hilarious consequences. Subjects under the microscope include trains, upmarket waiters and pub chains
(Subtitles)

12:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 102/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
12:30am
South Park
Proper Condom Use
Season 5 Episode 7/14

Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik - leaving them feeling dazed and confused
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Towelie
Season 5 Episode 8/14

The gang helps a new friend - a genetically engineered towel - in his battle with the US government
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Season 5 Episode 9/14

Government agencies descend on the town when the boys receive a package from Afghanistan - and Cartman is accidentally sent overseas to fight for freedom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 14/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who is boss while working at a fast-food restaurant and whisper sweet nothings to strangers, while this week's punishment involves a cow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 16/

The guys are on the prowl for partners-in-crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:25am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
There's the Rub - Part One
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Part one of two. Uncle Phil strains his back, so he treats himself and Will to a professional massage. Meanwhile, Vivian gets to grips with the growing guest list for her Thanksgiving dinner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:50am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
There's the Rub - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 10/24

Part two of two. Will and Uncle Phil are arrested after being found at a massage parlour and spend most of Thanksgiving in a prison cell, while Hilary and Carlton learn a lesson in humility at a homeless shelter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Season 10 Episode 23/23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Jake and Alan go on a trip

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Nangnangnangnang
Season 11 Episode 1/22

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter turns up at Walden's beach house to connect with her family, and Alan is shocked to discover how much she resembles her father. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sat 6 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Wipeout USA
Season 6 Episode 8/17

Reality series in which thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

9:00am
The Middle
The Confirmation
Season 8 Episode 19/23

After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
True Grit
Season 8 Episode 4/23

Sue asks for Axl's advice on how to break up with Jeremy, Brick tries to fit in with his fellow high-schoolers, and Frankie accidentally buys racy underwear
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Beefsquatch
Season 2 Episode 9/9

Bob is thrilled when he is offered a cookery slot on a local daytime TV show. However, his bubble bursts when Gene's antics steal the spotlight from his food - leading to a bitter feud between father and son. Meanwhile, Tina attracts an admirer who has an unhealthy obsession. With the guest voices of Samantha Bee and Thomas Lennon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Zero Larp Thirty
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Linda wins a weekend at the house where her favourite TV show is filmed, while Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor while he babysits the kids

Rating: 8.2
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
For Sale By Owner
Season 4 Episode 25/26

Philip and Vivian consider moving when someone offers a generous sum for their house - but not everyone is happy at the prospect. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Philadelphia Story
Season 4 Episode 26/26

Will takes the Banks family on a trip to his old neighbourhood in Philadelphia. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Daphne Maxwell Reid
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
What's Will Got to Do with It?
Season 5 Episode 2/25

Part two of two. Ashley's music career takes off in a big way, while Will seems to be heading for a fall. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Tatyana Ali
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Client
Season 5 Episode 1/25

Part one of two. Will promotes Ashley's pop career with a leading record producer, much to Uncle Philip's annoyance. Comedy, starring Will Smith, Tatyana Ali and James Avery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 4/

The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 5/

The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest and play another game of 'repeat after me'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 9/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they do not deserve
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 11/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go face-to-face hitting the bull's eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Practically Live
One-hour special featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q on their tour of America
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah
Season 9 Episode 1/6

Eddie Izzard hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, treating the audience to his own brand of stream-of-consciousness humour before introducing routines by The Last Leg star Josh Widdicombe and South African comic Trevor Noah
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:00pm
Film Jackass 3.5 (2011)
Johnny Knoxville and his death-defying team of pranksters embark on even more strange and disturbing stunts in this compilation of material filmed for the third movie in the comedy series. Gags featured include misuse of a defibrillator machine and provoking an alligator
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
1:00am
Drunk History
Season 3 Episode 9/9

Keith Allen is William Wallace as Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare (Mark Heap) went gangster. Last in the series

Rating: 7.9
1:30am
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central
Season 1 Episode 10/10

The comedian talks about Mothering Sunday and people who state the obvious and answers questions on fame and the worst thing about school. With guests Nick Helm and Chris Kent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
2:00am
South Park
Stupid Spoiled W***e Video Playset
Season 8 Episode 12/14

Paris Hilton arrives in town and opens a store selling memorabilia of herself. Wendy is lost for words when her friends begin idolising the heiress, and finds no reasonable answers to explain why she is so revered, while Butters' parents enter into negotiations to sell him to the star as a pet

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Season 8 Episode 13/14

Cartman tries to fly from the roof of his house but falls to the ground, and ends up in hospital with severe head injuries. Police detectives believe he has acquired psychic powers and employ him to help in their hunt for a serial killer who is running amok

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Mr Garrison's Fancy New V*****
Season 9 Episode 1/14

Mr Garrison goes under the knife to become a woman, and Kyle asks his parents if he can have an operation to make him into a tall, black man to increase his chances of winning a place on the basketball team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Zero Larp Thirty
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Linda wins a weekend at the house where her favourite TV show is filmed, while Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor while he babysits the kids

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Colonists
Season 1 Episode 5/10

An Azurian orders aliens to colonise Earth and direct their resources toward producing fruit smoothies. Adult animation

4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Topsy
Season 3 Episode 16/23

Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by using Gene and Tina to recreating an infamous incident involving the inventor an an elephant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Two for Tina
Season 3 Episode 17/23

Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy Jr jealous
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1