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Thu 17 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Adult Swim
Season 8 Episode 20/23

Frankie is thrilled when Axl allows her to take him suit shopping for business interviews, and Mike threatens to get rid of the family pool if Sue and Brick do not start using it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Clear and Present Danger
Season 8 Episode 21/23

Frankie looks for the gift she bought for Al's graduation, Sue decides to make a video for Mike's birthday and Brick asks Axl to help him get in shape
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Final Final
Season 8 Episode 22/23

Frankie, Mike and Brick begin to notice their luck has changed dramatically for the better, while Axl misses his final college test and pleads with his teacher to let him take it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Fight or Flight
Season 8 Episode 23/23

Axl tells Frankie and Mike he plans to go to Europe over the summer with Kenny, while Brick discovers his backache is due to not sitting in his lawn chair
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Chandler's Dad
Season 7 Episode 22/24

Chandler reluctantly sets off for Las Vegas to visit his cross-dressing father, who goes by the stage name of Helena Handbasket, while Rachel lands in trouble by going for a spin in Monica's Porsche. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a steamy love scene inspires unexpected feelings - and a saucy dream. Phoebe takes an opportunity to serenade a captive audience, while Chandler plans to whisk Monica away - but ends up inviting Ross. Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on quiz show The $100,000 Pyramid, but his disastrous efforts to answer the questions end up costing his partner the prize money. Meanwhile, the revellers at Phoebe's hen party get a surprise once the stripper shows up. Guest starring Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 4/13

The group tries to get people to buy strange things in a park, must stare their way through a store, and pretend to be podiatrists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 6/13

The jokers vote on who is next to embarrass themselves, and friendships are tested on dangerous grounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One in Barbados - Part One
Season 9 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Queen Bees and King Bees
Season 1 Episode 24/28

Bridget and Paul find themselves in the unaccustomed position of becoming alienated from their social circles. Unhappy in the role of outsiders, they devise a plan to settle the score. John Ritter stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Bake Sale
Season 1 Episode 25/28

Kerry joins in the Great American Bake Sale and Bridget has to take care of a `flour baby' for a school assignment. Comedy, starring Amy Davidson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will's Up the Dirt Road
Season 5 Episode 10/25

Will dabbles in journalism as a way of impressing Lisa - but writes an article that lands him on the wrong end of a libel suit. US sitcom, guest starring former talk-show host Jay Leno
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Get a Job
Season 6 Episode 2/24

Carlton is furious when Will lands a job on Hilary's TV show and manages to date Chris Rock's sister
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:35pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:05pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:35pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 11/16

The guys provide a false sense of security to customers at a chemist's, and competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in a grocery store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Film The Expendables 3 (2014)
Soldier of fortune Barney Ross discovers an old friend he was forced to kill is still alive, and has become a powerful arms dealer with vengeance on his mind. Barney is forced to recruit a new band of mercenaries and adopt more modern tactics to deal with this threat to him and his past associates. Action thriller sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Mel Gibson

Rating: 6
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q pose as car parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play a game of `Put-Pocket' at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over one another's mobile phones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
South Park
Cancelled
Season 7 Episode 1/15

The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Krazy Kripples
Season 7 Episode 2/15

Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight, so the duo form a `Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Toilet Paper
Season 7 Episode 3/15

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
Season 7 Episode 4/15

The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 Episode 8/24

Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. Jennifer Taylor guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Alan's love life begins to improve with the help of his brother's Mercedes, while Charlie is forced to cover for Jake after he disappears with a former NFL player's daughter. Starring Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with Joey's Big Break
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Fri 18 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/24

Pilot episode of the American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife and car saleswoman. As Frankie prepares to make her first sale, the vehicle is stolen in front of her. Meanwhile, her son Brick urges her to dress as a superhero for his school presentation, but does not tell her the correct day. With Atticus Shaffer, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 2/24

In a bid to save her job, Frankie organises a publicity stunt that involves filling a car with jelly beans. Sue fails to make the swimming team and realises she needs glasses, and Brick takes an interest in his mother's romantic novels when he is no longer able to check books out of the library. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Floating Anniversary
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Frankie and Mike's romantic anniversary break is disrupted by family matters, including Brick being ill, Sue becoming lovesick and Axl getting his provisional driving licence. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/24

Sue sells sausage and cheese samples to raise funds for her school, making her eligible for a trip. However, when her achievement goes unnoticed, Frankie demands she put up a fight. Brick's relationship takes a stressful turn as his girlfriend bosses him around. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One in Barbados - Part One
Season 9 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 7/13

The guys spare no shame when they go bowling, and take part in a potato scoop challenge which proves harder than they thought
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 9/13

The jokers set about slyly dipping fries and throwing nuggets. Meanwhile, a `Beth' needs to be found. Hidden camera practical joke show following the comedy troupe The Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
The Doyle Wedding
Season 1 Episode 26/28

The Hennessys are invited to the wedding of their neighbours' daughter. Comedy, starring Katey Sagal and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman - Part One
Season 1 Episode 27/28

Part one of two. Bridget begins to date Donny Doyle, the next-door neighbours' perfect son, but worries about committing to him with so much temptation around. Meanwhile, Paul invites Cate's sister Maggie to stay. Comedy, guest starring Cybill Shepherd
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Bourgie Sings the Blues
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Carlton suffers a series of job rejections and sinks into depression, drowning his sorrows at the local blues bar. Featuring a guest appearance by the legendary BB King
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Eye, Tooth
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Will offers his services as William Shatner's personal assistant when the veteran Star Trek actor appears on Hilary's show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 14/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr work behind the counter of a famous New York City deli and head to Union Square, where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling ice lollies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Zero Larp Thirty
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Linda wins a weekend at the house where her favourite TV show is filmed, while Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor while he babysits the kids
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30pm
Bob's Burgers
The Laser-inth
Season 7 Episode 18/22

Gene accompanies Bob to the last-ever rock 'n' roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda takes the girls out for dinner and Louise has a surprise revelation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
Film Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Heavy metal fanatics Wayne and Garth try to stage a giant Woodstock-style rock festival, with a little help from a spaced-out British roadie and the ghost of Jim Morrison. But Wayne also has to stop his girlfriend leaving him for her slimy manager. Comedy sequel, starring Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Ralph Brown, Kim Basinger, Tia Carrere and Christopher Walken
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
12:00am
South Park
The Damned
Season 20 Episode 3/10

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, while Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
Wieners Out
Season 20 Episode 4/10

Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, while Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
The Jim Jefferies Show
Season 1 Episode 10/10

Talk show hosted by the Australian comedian in which he offer his acerbic views on culture and politics. Last in the series

1:30am
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 7 Episode 5/15

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Season 7 Episode 6/15

Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
Brickleberry
Write 'Em Cowboy
Season 3 Episode 5/13

Malloy gets his wish to become a full-grown bear, while Denzel helps Steve realise his dream of being a country singer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:00am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Class President
Season 1 Episode 6/10

Grover runs for class president in an effort to impress Cindy and wins, but the student body demands that he fulfil the promises he made during his campaign
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Season 6 Episode 10/24

Alan thinks about retiring when Evelyn announces she will take care of Jake's college education, but the youngster displays a talent that could change their plans for him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
The Devil's Lube
Season 6 Episode 11/24

Charlie is forced to rethink his playboy attitude when an old friend dies during a visit. Guest starring James Earl Jones, Emilio Estevez and Melanie Lynskey
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with Chandler's Dad
Season 7 Episode 22/24

Chandler reluctantly sets off for Las Vegas to visit his cross-dressing father, who goes by the stage name of Helena Handbasket, while Rachel lands in trouble by going for a spin in Monica's Porsche. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sat 19 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
8 Simple Rules
Drummer Boy - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 18/28

Part two of two. Bridget drives to an Ohio college with Kerry to meet drum teacher Ben. Meanwhile, Rory tries to find an easy way to write a book report without actually reading the assigned novel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:35am
8 Simple Rules
Cool Parent
Season 1 Episode 19/28

Paul falls asleep while supervising a party that gets out of control - earning him the admiration of local youngsters but leaving their angry parents convinced he is hopelessly unreliable. John Ritter stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:00am
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
The Middle
A Simple Christmas
Season 2 Episode 10/24

The Hecks receive a visit from Frankie's parents Pat and Tag, who decide to celebrate Christmas with the family. Their presence dismays Mike - and leads to a dispute over the true value of festive gifts. Guest starring Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:30am
The Middle
Taking Back the House
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Following years of being at their children's beck and call, Frankie and Mike decide enough is enough, and that the time is right to regain control of the Heck household. However, Axl, Sue and Brick refuse to give up without a fight
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
11:00am
The Middle
The Big Chill
Season 2 Episode 12/24

The Heck family is thrown into financial crisis when Frankie unwittingly spends a fortune on a tiny pot of eye cream, and she tries to recoup the cash. Meanwhile, Axl struggles to cope with his sex-education assignment, proving to be a far from perfect father to his fake robotic baby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
11:30am
The Middle
Super Sunday
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Frankie thinks she may be in line for a promotion when she is asked to accompany her boss to a management seminar, but the illusion is shattered minutes into their journey. Sue's preparations for a dance competition are hampered by her inability to tell left from right, and Brick tries to learn every known fact about the history of the Super Bowl
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fresh Prince After Dark
Season 4 Episode 9/26

Will and Carlton are invited to the Playboy mansion when Hilary is asked to model for his magazine. American comedy, guest starring High Hefner, with Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
'Twas the Night Before Christening
Season 4 Episode 13/26

Overwhelmed by the expensive presents the Banks have bought for baby Nicky's christening, Will rashly promises Boyz II Men will perform. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 3/16

The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic-book shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 5/16

The jokers give a corporate lecture on `sensitivity training', pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 6/16

The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-through, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Do Something to My Face
Season 3 Episode 8/16

The jokers present a series of unusual devices to focus groups, attempt to use people as pillows, and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to buy certain items
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:55pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part One
Season 5 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where they find surprises galore awaiting them. Meanwhile, Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign of public humiliation against her - but discovers she is more than a match for him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross feel guilty about the prank he played on her. Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out his latest get-rich-quick scheme. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One in Barbados - Part One
Season 9 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler manages to destroy the only copy of his keynote speech. Joey and Rachel impersonate pharmacists to infiltrate a medical conference offering free drinks, while Mike arrives unexpectedly and proposes to Phoebe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:05pm
Film Little Man (2006)
A tiny baby-faced jewel thief tries to steal a priceless diamond for a gangster, only for it to end up in the home of a childless and gullible suburban couple. In a bid to get it back, the crook masquerades as an abandoned child to get himself adopted as their baby son - but comes to regret the ruse when he has to suffer nappy changes and being breastfed. Comedy, with Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington and Tracy Morgan

Rating: 6
8:05pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: British Invasion
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q travel to London, where they wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of football
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Lee Evans - Monsters
The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life, in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014. Lee's routine sees him tackling the selfie phenomenon, the problems associated with getting older, and the numerous ways he tries to keep his long-suffering wife happy

Rating: 10
10:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Season 11 Episode 4/7

Romesh Ranganathan comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo, treating the audience to his own brand of humour before introducing routines by comedy circuit stars Jason Byrne and Stewart Francis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Practically Live
One-hour special featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q on their tour of America
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: British Invasion
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q travel to London, where they wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of football
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 5/13

The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 6/13

The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates and spread good news at the mall. For the loser, a day at the park turns into a mess
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 9/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they do not deserve
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30am
South Park
TMI
Season 15 Episode 4/14

Sensitive information about the school's male pupils is listed on a bulletin board, and Cartman's furious reaction to the development results in another visit to the principal's office. However, this time the youngster's temper lands him in an anger management therapy session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The Crack Baby Athletic Association
Season 15 Episode 5/14

Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Zero Larp Thirty
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Linda wins a weekend at the house where her favourite TV show is filmed, while Teddy's back problems leave him stuck on the floor while he babysits the kids
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
The Laser-inth
Season 7 Episode 18/22

Gene accompanies Bob to the last-ever rock 'n' roll laser show at the planetarium, while Linda takes the girls out for dinner and Louise has a surprise revelation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
The Big Chill
Season 2 Episode 12/24

The Heck family is thrown into financial crisis when Frankie unwittingly spends a fortune on a tiny pot of eye cream, and she tries to recoup the cash. Meanwhile, Axl struggles to cope with his sex-education assignment, proving to be a far from perfect father to his fake robotic baby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
Super Sunday
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Frankie thinks she may be in line for a promotion when she is asked to accompany her boss to a management seminar, but the illusion is shattered minutes into their journey. Sue's preparations for a dance competition are hampered by her inability to tell left from right, and Brick tries to learn every known fact about the history of the Super Bowl
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sun 20 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
8 Simple Rules
Every Picture Tells a Story
Season 1 Episode 20/28

Paul is caught on camera returning a missing photograph to the home of a famous racing driver and finds himself accused of theft - when it was actually Rory who took it. John Ritter and Martin Spanjers star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:35am
8 Simple Rules
Kerry's Video
Season 1 Episode 21/28

Kerry documents a day in her sister's life in an effort to prove attractive people have a much easier time of things. Comedy, starring Katey Sagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
The Middle
Valentine's Day II
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Frankie is delighted when Axl asks her to help him choose a restaurant and the right present to impress his mysterious new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Mike inadvertently spills the beans about Brick's feelings for fellow student Autumn, and Sue searches for the boys she kissed during the Halloween hayride
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:30am
The Middle
Friends, Lies and Videotapes
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Axl falls for the charms of his attractive biology teacher, and films secret footage of her to use in his band's online music video. Meanwhile, Frankie embarks on a mission to find a friend for Brick, and Sue disobeys Mike by going to see an R-rated movie. Guest starring Kristin Cavallari (The Hills)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
11:00am
The Middle
Hecks on a Plane
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Sue wins a trip to New York, but the Hecks' flight to the Big Apple does not run smoothly when Frankie brings too much luggage, Brick forgets to bring any books, and the Eastern Seaboard is hit by a freak snowstorm
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
11:30am
The Middle
The Maths Class
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
12:00pm
Film Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)
A screen idol's reputation is damaging his career, so his manager comes up with a plan to rehabilitate the actor's public image by giving ordinary women across America the chance to win a date with him. The prize eventually goes to a supermarket checkout girl - much to the annoyance of her best friend, who has secretly carried a torch for her for years. Romantic comedy, with Kate Bosworth, Topher Grace and Josh Duhamel

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Film Zookeeper (2011)
The animals in a zoo are able to talk, but keep this hidden from all humans. When they learn their beloved keeper is planning on leaving, the creatures decide to share their secret in the hope of persuading him to stay, and offer him some help with his unsuccessful love life. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Season 11 Episode 4/7

Romesh Ranganathan comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo, treating the audience to his own brand of humour before introducing routines by comedy circuit stars Jason Byrne and Stewart Francis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:00pm
Dara O Briain Crowd Tickler
The Irish comedian performs at the Hammersmith Apollo, as part of his 2015 tour. Not surprisingly, he leads the audience on a rip-roaring journey through expertly crafted routines, cracking one-liners and the lighting-fast spontaneous gag-making that makes him one of the top exponents of the craft on the circuit at the moment

Rating: 4
11:00pm
Lee Evans - Monsters
The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life, in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014. Lee's routine sees him tackling the selfie phenomenon, the problems associated with getting older, and the numerous ways he tries to keep his long-suffering wife happy

Rating: 10
12:00am
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 6 Episode 12/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether TV, online or print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. He is joined by a mystery guest who has featured in the news, while members of the audience are invited onto the People's Podium, and the show ends with a heart-warming tale. From 2012

Rating: 4.8
1:00am
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Talent Shows
Season 2 Episode 9/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of people taking part in talent shows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.5
1:30am
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Gym Disasters
Season 2 Episode 10/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of people taking attempting to keep fit in the gym
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.5
2:00am
Idiotsitter
Sports
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The university puts pressure on Billie to pass a star member of the fencing team and she becomes determined to help him earn his grade
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
2:30am
South Park
You're Getting Old
Season 15 Episode 7/14

Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, but begins to experience some unusual changes to his personality shortly after the event. Concerned for his welbeing, he visits a doctor, who confirms he has become cynical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
A** Burgers
Season 15 Episode 8/14

Cartman is convinced he has Asperger's syndrome, and comes up with a unique way of coping with the condition. Meanwhile, Stan continues to adjust to life after his birthday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Thelma & Louise Except Thelma Is Linda
Season 7 Episode 19/22

Linda could lose her position as the leader of the Wagstaff bake sale when Louise gets in trouble at school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Mom, Lies and Videotapes
Season 7 Episode 20/22

Linda comes down with a nasty cold just in time for the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids perform a reimagined version of the pageant for her back at home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
Valentine's Day II
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Frankie is delighted when Axl asks her to help him choose a restaurant and the right present to impress his mysterious new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Mike inadvertently spills the beans about Brick's feelings for fellow student Autumn, and Sue searches for the boys she kissed during the Halloween hayride
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
Friends, Lies and Videotapes
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Axl falls for the charms of his attractive biology teacher, and films secret footage of her to use in his band's online music video. Meanwhile, Frankie embarks on a mission to find a friend for Brick, and Sue disobeys Mike by going to see an R-rated movie. Guest starring Kristin Cavallari (The Hills)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Mon 21 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Trip
Season 1 Episode 4/24

Sue sells sausage and cheese samples to raise funds for her school, making her eligible for a trip. However, when her achievement goes unnoticed, Frankie demands she put up a fight. Brick's relationship takes a stressful turn as his girlfriend bosses him around. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Block Party
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Brick's teachers tell his parents he is socially challenged, so Mike tries to get him to play basketball, Frankie raises funds to buy Axl's football team a new strip, and Sue tries out for another club, this time as a tennis ball-girl
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Front Door
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Axl breaks down the front door of the house, and Mike insists he fix it to teach him a lesson - resulting in the home being open for several days. Frankie faces the threat of wearing a dog suit outside her workplace if she does not sell a car within a week, and Sue worries about school photographs day. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Scratch
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Frankie accidentally hits Brick on the head with a beer bottle while trying to get the family's rubbish out on time, and when the victim relates the incident to a member of staff at his school, a social worker is dispatched to evaluate the Hecks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Two Parts - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two hunky doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood. Emmy-nominated episode of the American comedy, with Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 11/13

The guys try to get fake books published, and walk around a pool in blacked-out sunglasses. Plus, the loser must carry out break dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 12/13

There is a supermarket challenge, strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 28/28

Part two of two. Bridget finds it difficult to stay faithful to Donny, and the relationship between Cate and her sister Maggie becomes increasingly strained. Paul discovers a pregnancy testing kit in the bin, and model student Kerry gets suspended from school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Premiere
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Cate suspects she may be pregnant, but is dismayed by her family's selfish reactions. Kerry's relationship with Kyle makes her extremely popular at school, while Bridget finds herself left out in the cold
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 7 Episode 8/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on TV, online or in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. From November 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 1/

New series. Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class
(New Series)

Rating: 5.4
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 10/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show

Rating: 10
11:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Comedy game show in which couples have to guess how attractive they appear to the public, the studio audience and a selection of surprise guests. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan present
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1
11:30pm
Idiotsitter
Rush, Rush
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Billie becomes the housemother to an eerily tight-knit sorority, and Gene gets involved in a very different side of campus life

Rating: 5
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 4/13

The group tries to get people to buy strange things in a park, must stare their way through a store, and pretend to be podiatrists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 6/13

The jokers vote on who is next to embarrass themselves, and friendships are tested on dangerous grounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 7/13

The guys spare no shame when they go bowling, and take part in a potato scoop challenge which proves harder than they thought
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
South Park
Red Man's Greed
Season 7 Episode 7/15

A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway. However, the wealthy owners do not take into account the boys' spirit as they urge the townsfolk to make a stand. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
South Park Is Gay!
Season 7 Episode 8/15

The boys embark on a `gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest as they join the latest bandwagon and discover the joys of homosexuality. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Christian Rock Hard
Season 7 Episode 9/15

The boys decide to start a pop group, and Cartman suggests it should be a Christian rock band. When the rest of them kick him out, he forms a rival outfit, with Butters and Token on drums and bass. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Grey Dawn
Season 7 Episode 10/15

The boys are spurred into action to save the good citizens of South Park when pensioners cause motorway mayhem. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Thank God for Scoliosis
Season 6 Episode 12/24

Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress's affection, while Alan is attracted to his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 Episode 13/24

Charlie believes he knows the reason for Jake's bad mood, while Alan continues to think he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Tue 22 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Frankie's plans for the perfect Thanksgiving are cut short when Mr Ehlert demands his staff work over the holiday, and Brick goes missing in a corn maze. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Siblings
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Frankie discovers the perfect pair of children, and vows to stop her youngsters fighting once and for all. Meanwhile, Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly error at the quarry. American comedy, starring Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Jeans
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Sue urges her parents to buy her an expensive pair of jeans to help her fit in with the popular children at school, and Axl feels he needs a car to impress a girl. Frankie asks Brick to take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog, to teach him about responsibility
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate)
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar, while Monica consoles Ross, whose wife has left him for another woman. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Sonogram at the End
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Butt
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 13/13

The guys get votes for performances on how to act in a business lunch, and Murray visits a running shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 1/15

The guys work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Blackout
Season 1 Episode 7/24

A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Season 1 Episode 8/24

The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
8 Simple Rules
Sex Ed
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Cate is asked to fill in as the sex education instructor at school, while Paul and Kerry are embarrassed by a foreign film that contains a sexually explicit scene. Katey Sagal stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30pm
8 Simple Rules
Donny Goes Awol
Season 2 Episode 3/24

Bridget sends Donny a video message ending their relationship. Paul is notified of a prankster terrorising the neighbourhood - but is unaware the culprit may be living under his roof. Family comedy, featuring John Ritter's final appearance as the despairing father
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Mrs Bing
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dozen Lasagnes
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Boobies
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro (Midnight Cowboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Candy Hearts
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, and Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey. Meanwhile, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stoned Guy
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film The Expendables 3 (2014)
Soldier of fortune Barney Ross discovers an old friend he was forced to kill is still alive, and has become a powerful arms dealer with vengeance on his mind. Barney is forced to recruit a new band of mercenaries and adopt more modern tactics to deal with this threat to him and his past associates. Action thriller sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Mel Gibson

Rating: 6
11:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 5/10

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Louis and Aida judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 9/13

The jokers set about slyly dipping fries and throwing nuggets. Meanwhile, a `Beth' needs to be found. Hidden camera practical joke show following the comedy troupe The Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 11/13

The guys try to get fake books published, and walk around a pool in blacked-out sunglasses. Plus, the loser must carry out break dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 142/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
Casa Bonita
Season 7 Episode 11/15

Kyle is allowed to take three friends with him to a Mexican version of Disneyland - and Cartman is horrified when he chooses Butters over him. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
All About the Mormons
Season 7 Episode 12/15

A Mormon boy joins the children's class and Stan is chosen to beat him up - but finds the Mormons are just too nice, and contemplates his own faith. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Butt Out
Season 7 Episode 13/15

Anti-smoking campaigners begin an operation on South Park Elementary, in a bid to stop youngsters becoming hooked. However, the cringeworthy song they use to assert these principles has a reverse effect on Cartman, who takes up the habit, leading to a burnt-down school and a typically large-scale debate between the relevant authorities
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Raisins
Season 7 Episode 14/15

Bebe tells Stan that Wendy wants to break up with him, sending him into a spiral of depression. The boys take him to a local restaurant with sexy waitresses in an effort to cheer him up, but the lovesick youngster decides the members of a local goth group are the only people who understand his pain
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Season 6 Episode 14/24

Melissa believes Alan is not appreciated by members of his family after they show little interest in a birthday party she throws for him, so she decides to ask him to live with her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Season 6 Episode 15/24

Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to couples counselling with Dr Linda Freeman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Thumb
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again, and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35am
Friends
The One with George Stephanopoulos
Season 1 Episode 4/24

The girls spend a night indoors, spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while the guys go on an ill-fated trip to watch an ice hockey match
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Wed 23 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1