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Fri 20 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Siblings and Sombreros
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Frankie takes an unconventional approach to a heated argument between Sue and Axl, while Mike is shocked to learn Brick has received an athlete of the month award
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Food Courting
Season 6 Episode 20/24

Brick gets in trouble for being disrespectful to Frankie, Axl refuses to come to town to help Mike after his birthday, and Sue gets a job offer from a competitor at the food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 11/15

The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dresses up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 12/15

For the show's three-year anniversary, the guys look back at some never-before-seen footage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 2/16

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q look back at memorable moments from the hidden camera show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 4/16

The guys team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of Don't I Know You? at the mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 14/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who is boss while working at a fast-food restaurant and whisper sweet nothings to strangers, while this week's punishment involves a cow

Rating: 5.2
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes

Rating: 5.2
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Sea Me Now
Season 7 Episode 2/

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organising a day trip on his newly refurbished boat, while Tina attempts to prove she is responsible enough to have a mobile phone

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
South Park
Where My Country Gone?
Season 19 Episode 2/10

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out all the Canadians who have entered the country illegally
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
The Roast of Donald Trump
A comedy event from 2011 in which the business mogul and future US president faces a barrage of insults from celebrities including Seth MacFarlane, Gilbert Gottfried, Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, Larry King and Marlee Matlin

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 50/

Brand new. Trevor Noah's guests tonight are James McAvoy, talking about the new M Night Shyamalan movie 'Split', and Scott Conroy, co-creator & executive producer of 'Embeds' on streaming site go90

Rating: 9.1
1:00am
Film Team America: World Police (2004)
An American counter-terrorism unit travels around the world on the lookout for threats to global peace, causing much destruction to major world cities in the process. The biggest current menace is North Korean leader Kim Jong-il and an organisation much closer to home - the Film Actors Guild. Satirical puppet comedy, voiced by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00am
South Park
Jewpacabra
Season 16 Episode 4/14

The town's big Easter egg hunt is placed in jeopardy when rumors surface that the Jewpacabra, a dangerous beast, is lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt, but his protests are ignored until he produces video evidence of the creature's existence
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Butterballs
Season 16 Episode 5/14

Stan plots to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by filming a dance video, but struggles to handle the pressure that goes along with trying to take up such a noble cause
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Housetrap
Season 5 Episode 19/21

The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck, but the bad weather is the least of their worries
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Hawk & Chick
Season 5 Episode 20/21

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
The Oeder Games
Season 5 Episode 21/21

Bob and the other tenants rebel at the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue and find out that they will have to compete to keep their rents reasonable
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sat 21 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
The Core Group
Season 8 Episode 1/

Frankie and Mike finally meet the love of Axl's life, but discover she has a quirky personality trait. Return of the American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
A Tough Pill to Swallow
Season 8 Episode 2/

Sue discovers she has been kicked out of college as she forgot to renew her financial aid, while Frankie tries to teach Brick how to swallow a pill when he gets an ear infection

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Bob's Burgers
Sliding Bobs
Season 6 Episode 1/19

Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was when they met and the kids then tell their versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30am
Bob's Burgers
Sea Me Now
Season 7 Episode 2/

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organising a day trip on his newly refurbished boat, while Tina attempts to prove she is responsible enough to have a mobile phone

Rating: 8.2
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 8/15

The guys present footage from the cutting-room floor, including a challenge that was never aired and the reaction of someone being pranked
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
11:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 9/15

While visiting Texas, the jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots and wear blacked-out sunglasses
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 10/15

The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
12:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Michael Strahan vs Hoda Kotb
Season 1 Episode 7/18

Entertainment series hosted by LL Cool J with commentary from supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen featuring celebrities going head-to-head lip-synching to the song of their choice. Retired American football star Michael Strahan goes up against The Today Show's Hoda Kotb. Hoda does her best Bruno Mars impression with a performance of Uptown Funk to combat Strahan's special performance of Poison, featuring Bel Biv DeVoe themselves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
12:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Stephen Merchant v Malin Akerman
Season 1 Episode 6/18

The series' executive producer Stephen Merchant decides to leap into the fray himself, presenting his rendition of Christina Aguilera's hit song Dirrty. Taking Stephen on is singer and actress Malin Akerman, who mimes to Talk Dirty by Jason Derulo. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Season 3 Episode 15/25

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One the Morning After
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:05pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:40pm
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:10pm
Film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
An incompetent scientist finally invents something that works - a machine that turns water into food. When the device gets launched into the atmosphere, it has a strange effect on his town's weather, causing giant meals to fall from the sky to the delight of the residents - until it gets out of control. Animated comedy, with the voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris and James Caan

Rating: 6.4
7:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Sea Me Now
Season 7 Episode 2/

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organising a day trip on his newly refurbished boat, while Tina attempts to prove she is responsible enough to have a mobile phone

Rating: 8.2
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 11/15

The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dresses up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 2/16

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q look back at memorable moments from the hidden camera show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 14/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q show who is boss while working at a fast-food restaurant and whisper sweet nothings to strangers, while this week's punishment involves a cow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
9:00pm
Film Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
A directionless bassist meets the girl of his dreams, but finds that romancing her comes with a dangerous catch. She has seven evil ex-lovers, all endowed with tremendous fighting skills or superpowers - and before he can go out with her, he is expected to face each one in a battle to the death. Comedy adventure, starring Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Jason Schwartzman

Rating: 6.7
11:10pm
Film Jackass 2.5 (2007)
Johnny Knoxville and his foolhardy crew return for another instalment of the anarchic comedy series. The outrageous stunts performed by the group of friends include lying on a bed of nails accompanied by two snakes and riding motor bikes through a shopping mall. With Bam Margera, Steve-O and Chris Pontius
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
12:30am
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 2/8

Chris is joined by Rhys James and Joel Dommett for games, challenges and banter, and has to find dates on a train for one lucky woman with help from TOWIE's Ferne McCann

Rating: 5
1:00am
The Daily Show
The Daily Show: Trump
Season 22 Episode 51/

Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah in this Trump inauguration special! Tonight's guest is Joy Reid, MSNBC political analyst & host of 'AM Joy' and co-editor of book 'We Are The Change We Seek'

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
South Park
Cartman Finds Love
Season 16 Episode 7/14

A new girl arrives at South Park Elementary, and everyone becomes preoccupied with finding out who she has a crush on. The occasion causes Cartman to discover something inside himself that he never knew he had, and he sets out to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Sarcastaball
Season 16 Episode 8/14

Randy is enraged when the school tries to change the rules of American football and Butters decides to create a new sports drink
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Raising the Bar
Season 16 Episode 9/14

Cartman begins to accept he is obese and tries to become a star of reality television
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Insecurity
Season 16 Episode 10/14

A misunderstanding leads the men of the town to believe their wives are having affairs, prompting Cartman to take matters into his own hands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Sliding Bobs
Season 6 Episode 1/19

Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was when they met and the kids then tell their versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
The Land Ship
Season 6 Episode 2/19

During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalism

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Sliding Bobs
Season 6 Episode 1/19

Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was when they met and the kids then tell their versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Nice-Capades
Season 6 Episode 5/19

A grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene and Louise on his naughty list, so they try to presuade him that they are nice by putting on a musical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Sun 22 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
Season 6 Episode 6/19

Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend and Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:35am
Bob's Burgers
The Gene and Courtney Show
Season 6 Episode 7/19

Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00am
Bob's Burgers
Sexy Dance Healing
Season 6 Episode 8/19

Bob has to take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery, so Gene, Louise and Tina create a fake law firm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30am
Bob's Burgers
Sacred Couch
Season 6 Episode 9/19

Linda convinces her family to not replace their old couch with a new one, so Louise decides to take matters into her own hands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00am
The Middle
The Core Group
Season 8 Episode 1/

Frankie and Mike finally meet the love of Axl's life, but discover she has a quirky personality trait. Return of the American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:30am
The Middle
A Tough Pill to Swallow
Season 8 Episode 2/

Sue discovers she has been kicked out of college as she forgot to renew her financial aid, while Frankie tries to teach Brick how to swallow a pill when he gets an ear infection
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
11:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Season 3 Episode 24/25

Monica's rich boyfriend embarks on a bid to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Chandler feels his boss is becoming a little too friendly, and the gang is delighted to overhear a scandalous conversation between two familiar-looking men in Central Perk. Comedy, guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Film Little Man (2006)
A tiny baby-faced jewel thief tries to steal a priceless diamond for a gangster, only for it to end up in the home of a childless and gullible suburban couple. In a bid to get it back, the crook masquerades as an abandoned child to get himself adopted as their baby son - but comes to regret the ruse when he has to suffer nappy changes and being breastfed. Comedy, with Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington and Tracy Morgan

Rating: 6
9:00pm
Film That's My Boy (2012)
A teenager fathers a child and raises him alone, but when the boy grows up, he no longer wants anything to do with his drunken, irresponsible parent. As he prepares to get married, the son finds his father gatecrashing the wedding, desperate to rebuild their relationship but just as obnoxious as ever. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg

Rating: 5.4
11:10pm
Film Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
A popular but chauvinistic student is challenged by his friends to transform the school's plainest and shyest pupil into prom-queen material. However, a string of obstacles lies ahead, including the machinations of a ruthless bully and a bitchy cheerleader who are both determined to thwart his plans. Comedy, starring Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, Jaime Pressly, Mia Kirshner and Eric Christian Olsen

Rating: 7
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 4/16

The guys team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of Don't I Know You? at the mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00am
South Park
Going Native
Season 16 Episode 11/14

Butters starts acting out at school, prompting his parents to send him to a different country in a bid to improve his behaviour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
A Nightmare on Face Time
Season 16 Episode 12/14

Randy believes he has found the bargain of the century when he buys a video rental store for $10,000, but all is not as it seems at the isolated shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
A Scause for Applause
Season 16 Episode 13/14

Residents of the town are horrified to learn that a beloved icon used drugs, and as a result stop wearing their yellow inspiration bracelets - all except for Stan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
Season 6 Episode 6/19

Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend and Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
The Gene and Courtney Show
Season 6 Episode 7/19

Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Sexy Dance Healing
Season 6 Episode 8/19

Bob has to take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery, so Gene, Louise and Tina create a fake law firm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Sacred Couch
Season 6 Episode 9/19

Linda convinces her family to not replace their old couch with a new one, so Louise decides to take matters into her own hands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Mon 23 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Two of a Kind
Season 6 Episode 21/24

Frankie and Mike are caught in the middle of a long-standing family feud, and a fearful Sue receives her first detention ever for being caught going off campus for lunch
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
While You Were Sleeping
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 15/15

The guys must obey three specialised commands at a video game store, and coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play a game of `Put-Pocket' at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over one another's mobile phones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q try to outdo one another as they invade the personal space of confused strangers, with the loser having to play dress-up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 13/13

Joe, Q, Sal and Murr take on more than they bargained for while working at a tailor's shop, then convince strangers to hand over their mobile phones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q try to outdo one another as they invade the personal space of confused strangers, with the loser having to play dress-up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 3/13

Hidden camera practical joke show featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q from comedy troupe the Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 8 Episode 1/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media in April 2013, on TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus, a mystery guest who has featured in the news, joins him on stage

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 16/

The guys are on the prowl for partners-in-crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child

Rating: 5.2
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 17/

The guys head to the mall, where they save strangers from being shot with a water gun

Rating: 5.2
11:00pm
Fameless Prankers
Season 2 Episode 1/

New series. A fast-talking scam host suffers from mistaken identity and a slick TV host uses his new-found powers for evil
(New Series)

Rating: 4
11:30pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 2/8

Chris is joined by Rhys James and Joel Dommett for games, challenges and banter, and has to find dates on a train for one lucky woman with help from TOWIE's Ferne McCann

Rating: 5
12:00am
Bob's Burgers
Sea Me Now
Season 7 Episode 2/

Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organising a day trip on his newly refurbished boat, while Tina attempts to prove she is responsible enough to have a mobile phone

Rating: 8.2
12:30am
South Park
Where My Country Gone?
Season 19 Episode 2/10

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out all the Canadians who have entered the country illegally

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Reverse Cowgirl
Season 16 Episode 1/14

The boys learn the importance of proper bathroom etiquette after Clyde ignores advice and leaves the toilet seat up after use - with devastating consequences
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Cash for Gold
Season 16 Episode 2/14

Cartman embarks on another business venture, launching a gemstones network show that ends up preying on vulnerable clients. Meanwhile, Stan takes the opportunity to discover the true value of an heirloom given to him by his grandfather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Two and a Half Men
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Charlie is unhappy to learn that Kandi has been living with Alan in his house for the past three weeks - especially since he himself has been going through a spell of bad luck with women. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:30am
Two and a Half Men
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 Episode 20/24

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie takes a shine to her mother. Meanwhile, Judith is set up with Kandi's father Andy. Guest starring Kevin Sorbo, Gail O'Grady and April Bowlby
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00am
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school, and Alan falls for Francine - upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Season 3 Episode 22/24

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first parties. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 Episode 23/24

Mia arrives back in town with her troupe and asks Charlie to come and see her perform. Despite being reluctant he goes along, but once there she makes a strange request of him - and he asks something of her too. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house, and the latter suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Tue 24 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Mother's Day Reservations
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Mike's incompetence threatens to ruin Mother's Day, while Frankie asks the kids how they would differ from her as a parent. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Graduate
Season 6 Episode 24/24

Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day will not go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 11/13

The guys try to get fake books published, and walk around a pool in blacked-out sunglasses. Plus, the loser must carry out break dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Little Man (2006)
A tiny baby-faced jewel thief tries to steal a priceless diamond for a gangster, only for it to end up in the home of a childless and gullible suburban couple. In a bid to get it back, the crook masquerades as an abandoned child to get himself adopted as their baby son - but comes to regret the ruse when he has to suffer nappy changes and being breastfed. Comedy, with Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington and Tracy Morgan

Rating: 6
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 11/13

The guys try to get fake books published, and walk around a pool in blacked-out sunglasses. Plus, the loser must carry out break dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 14/15

The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 52/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
Bob's Burgers
Sliding Bobs
Season 6 Episode 1/19

Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was when they met and the kids then tell their versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Land Ship
Season 6 Episode 2/19

During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalism

Rating: 8.2
2:30am
Bob's Burgers
Sliding Bobs
Season 6 Episode 1/19

Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was when they met and the kids then tell their versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00am
Bob's Burgers
Nice-Capades
Season 6 Episode 5/19

A grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene and Louise on his naughty list, so they try to presuade him that they are nice by putting on a musical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
Season 6 Episode 6/19

Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend and Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
The Gene and Courtney Show
Season 6 Episode 7/19

Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Sexy Dance Healing
Season 6 Episode 8/19

Bob has to take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery, so Gene, Louise and Tina create a fake law firm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
Sacred Couch
Season 6 Episode 9/19

Linda convinces her family to not replace their old couch with a new one, so Louise decides to take matters into her own hands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Wed 25 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2
8:00am
The Middle
Not Your Brother's Drop Off
Season 7 Episode 1/24

The Hecks face obstacles as they prepare to drop off Sue and Axl at college, while Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the next level
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Cutting the Cord
Season 7 Episode 2/24

Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her room-mate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 6/15

The pranksters cause mischief at a grocery store and try to give away items from the `mystery bag'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 12/16

The pranksters must do what they are told at a public pool, and also try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 16/

The guys are on the prowl for partners-in-crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child

Rating: 5.2
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 17/

The guys head to the mall, where they save strangers from being shot with a water gun

Rating: 5.2
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 8 Episode 2/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media in May 2013, on TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus, a mystery guest who has featured in the news, joins him on stage

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 1 Episode 3/8

The host is joined by Joey Essex and Ed Gamble for games, challenges and general banter, and undertakes work-out challenges on a train set by England rugby player James Haskell

Rating: 5
10:30pm
Drunk History
Season 2 Episode 1/9

The story of Sir Walter Raleigh, starring Jack Whitehall and Michelle Keegan, and a tale about Robin Hood and Maid Marian, with Mathew Baynton and Emma Bunton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
11:00pm
Workaholics
Wolves of Rancho
Season 6 Episode 1/

New series. The guys ditch their lazy days at the office for a high-octane work environment. Liam Hemsworth, Dane Cook and Pauly Shore guest-star
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 10/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
12:00am
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 8 Episode 2/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media in May 2013, on TV, online and in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus, a mystery guest who has featured in the news, joins him on stage

Rating: 4.8
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 53/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 6/13

The jokers vote on who is next to embarrass themselves, and friendships are tested on dangerous grounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 12/16

The pranksters must do what they are told at a public pool, and also try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 8/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Plus, the longest punishment in the show's history
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:25am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 5/16

The guys review clips of four Joker v Joker challenges, including competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
3:50am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 7/16

The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them by a slot machine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
4:15am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 8/16

The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and take part in a time-sensitive challenge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
4:35am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 11/16

The guys provide a false sense of security to customers at a chemist's, and competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in a grocery store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2

Thu 26 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2