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Sun 17 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Christmas
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Mike assumes responsibility for organising the Heck family's yuletide festivities, Frankie prepares for a solo she will be singing at Midnight Mass, and the pair help Brick with a problem, hoping to get him into the Christmas spirit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
A Simple Christmas
Season 2 Episode 10/24

The Hecks receive a visit from Frankie's parents Pat and Tag, who decide to celebrate Christmas with the family. Their presence dismays Mike - and leads to a dispute over the true value of festive gifts. Guest starring Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
A Christmas Gift
Season 3 Episode 11/24

Frankie goes against Mike's wishes by holding a Christmas Eve party at the family home, after having one drink too many. Brick's reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of the festive season and Sue calls upon the Rev TimTom to explain it to him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Christmas Help
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Mike is not too happy to help his brother move some furniture into the Heck garage - especially when it turns out the items are stolen. Frankie takes a part-time job in a department store just so she can get an employee discount off her Christmas presents. US comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Wife and Kids
Sweetheart's Day
Season 5 Episode 14/26

Jay asks Michael for a present on Sweetheart's Day, but he decides to base the price of the gift on her attitude toward him

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
My Wife and Kids
Silence Is Golden
Season 5 Episode 15/26

Michael makes the unwise decision to take a vow of silence while away on a meditation weekend with Jay

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
My Wife and Kids
The Bahamas - Part One
Season 5 Episode 16/26

Part one of two. The Kyles go to the Bahamas on holiday, and as soon as they arrive Michael announces he wants to have a relaxing, peaceful time

Rating: 4.6
11:30am
My Wife and Kids
The Bahamas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 17/26

Part two of two. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on Magic Island, but Jimmy refuses to help because they did not want to spend time with him earlier

Rating: 4.6
12:00pm
Film Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Heavy metal fanatics Wayne and Garth try to stage a giant Woodstock-style rock festival, with a little help from a spaced-out British roadie and the ghost of Jim Morrison. But Wayne also has to stop his girlfriend leaving him for her slimy manager. Comedy sequel, starring Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Ralph Brown, Kim Basinger, Tia Carrere and Christopher Walken

Rating: 8.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film There's Something About Mary (1998)
A lovelorn man hires a sleazy private eye to track down his high-school sweetheart in the hope of rekindling their brief relationship. By unfortunate coincidence, the detective also falls for her, and then it emerges there are even more men out there competing for her affections. Comedy from the Farrelly brothers, starring Cameron Diaz, Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon and Lee Evans

Rating: 7.1
11:25pm
Lee Evans: Big - Live at the O2
A performance by the Bristol-born stand-up comedian, who is renowned for his energetic physical observational work, recorded at London's O2 at the end of a UK tour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00am
Broad City
Bedbugs
Season 4 Episode 9/10

A fancy new bag gives Abbi confidence during unemployment, while Ilana and Jaime deal with the New York City nightmare of an infestation of bedbugs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
2:30am
Nathan for You
Funeral Home/Burger Joint/Skydiving
Season 1 Episode 6/8

Nathan diversifies services at a struggling funeral home, puts a burger joint to the test and goes skydiving

3:00am
South Park
Mysterion Rises
Season 14 Episode 12/14

Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
House of 1,000 Bounces
Season 6 Episode 11/19

Gene, Louise and Tina must come to the rescue when a bouncy castle crisis occurs during a birthday party, while Bob tries to deal with his longstanding fear of pigeons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Stand by Gene
Season 6 Episode 12/19

Gene, Louise, Tina and their friends go on a quest to look for a mythical creature that supposedly lives nearby, while Linda's competitive nature sends her into overdrive
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
Christmas
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Mike assumes responsibility for organising the Heck family's yuletide festivities, Frankie prepares for a solo she will be singing at Midnight Mass, and the pair help Brick with a problem, hoping to get him into the Christmas spirit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
A Simple Christmas
Season 2 Episode 10/24

The Hecks receive a visit from Frankie's parents Pat and Tag, who decide to celebrate Christmas with the family. Their presence dismays Mike - and leads to a dispute over the true value of festive gifts. Guest starring Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Mon 18 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Christmas Tree
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Frankie is disappointed by Axl's desire to spend more time with friends than family over the festive holidays. Meanwhile, Sue discovers she is allergic to the Christmas tree, and Brick's lies about his school's seasonal wrapping paper sales get him into trouble. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Christmas Wall
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Mike tries to buy an artificial tree in an attempt to be kind to Sue's allergies, while Frankie is feeling unappreciated and decides on minimalist Christmas decorations as a result. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
No Silent Night
Season 7 Episode 10/24

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
A Very Marry Christmas
Season 8 Episode 9/23

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
The Remodel
Season 5 Episode 18/26

Jay worries about the state of the garage, and asks Michael to have it refurbished, but he finds the cost of a contractor too expensive, so takes on the job himself

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Michael Joins a Gym
Season 5 Episode 20/26

Michael bumps into a high-school friend who is a keen weightlifter and asks him for help getting back in shape

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Best Bits
Season 5 Episode 8/8

Highlights from throughout series 5, which aired in 2011, and saw the comedian offer his perspective on stories cropping up in the media, from Silvio Berlusconi's prospects as a music star to the disappearance of a distinctive garden ornament

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible moments from the show, showcasing their favourite `toys' and spending quality time at the mall

Rating: 5.4
10:30pm
Say Whaaat?
Improvisational comedy in which Jayde Adam is joined by Russell Kane and the Tenderloins to add voiceovers to secretly shot footage of everyday conversations

11:00pm
Da Ali G Show
John Humphrys
Season 1 Episode 5/6

John Humphrys gains respect and Fran Healy from Travis proves he has a sense of humour when his performance gets the Ali G treatment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
11:35pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 1 Episode 8/

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
12:00am
The Funny Thing About...
The Funny Thing About Christmas
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A selection of comedians and celebrities, including Anthea Turner, Vanessa Feltz, Carl Fogarty, Kerry Godliman, Louisa Lytton, Vikki Stone, James Acaster and the appropriately named Jarred Christmas, discuss everything they love and loathe about the festive season. Plus, Johnny Vegas helps steer viewers through the minefield of Christmas rituals and traditions

Rating: 9
1:00am
Rick and Morty
Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
Season 1 Episode 10/11

Rick runs into some old associates, which results in a fall out with Morty
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
1:30am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 10/20

Gary gets pranked while hosting an important dinner, Versus pits a baby against a pack of wolves, and Steve fields awkward phone calls from his entire family
(Subtitles)

2:00am
South Park
Cartman Finds Love
Season 16 Episode 7/14

A new girl arrives at South Park Elementary, and everyone becomes preoccupied with finding out who she has a crush on. The occasion causes Cartman to discover something inside himself that he never knew he had, and he sets out to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Sarcastaball
Season 16 Episode 8/14

Randy is enraged when the school tries to change the rules of American football and Butters decides to create a new sports drink
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Raising the Bar
Season 16 Episode 9/14

Cartman begins to accept he is obese and tries to become a star of reality television
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Insecurity
Season 16 Episode 10/14

A misunderstanding leads the men of the town to believe their wives are having affairs, prompting Cartman to take matters into his own hands
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Going Native
Season 16 Episode 11/14

Butters starts acting out at school, prompting his parents to send him to a different country in a bid to improve his behaviour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Charlie is taken aback to learn his former girlfriend Lisa is getting married and resolves to prove he is a better family man than her fiance by organising a Thanksgiving get-together. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor and Angus T Jones. Guest starring Denise Richards
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11/24

When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Tue 19 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Frankie's plans for the perfect Thanksgiving are cut short when Mr Ehlert demands his staff work over the holiday, and Brick goes missing in a corn maze. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Thanksgiving II
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Mike grudgingly invites his brother and father to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family, but Frankie notices the trio are more interested in machismo than expressing their true feelings. Brick is excited by the chance to meet Bob's librarian girlfriend, and Sue's plans to begin a mother-daughter pie-baking tradition hit a snag
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Thanksgiving III
Season 3 Episode 10/24

Frankie's mother and father invite the Hecks to spend a few days at their house so they can celebrate Thanksgiving together. However, the festivities begin to fall apart when Frankie clashes with her sister over their different parenting techniques, and Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy. American comedy, guest starring Marsha Mason, Jerry Van Dyke and Molly Shannon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Thanksgiving IV
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Frankie invites two marines to spend Thanksgiving with the family, but her parents' arguing puts a damper on the day's festivities. Sue turns detective when she attempts to find a thief and Axl is given the all-clear to take part in an important football match. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 7/13

The guys are less than silent in a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall, while two of them dress up as ice-hockey goaltenders and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior's Cartoon
Season 5 Episode 21/26

Junior submits a cartoon in a competition and wins first prize, so Michael takes him to meet TV executives to try to get his talent noticed. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring something fresh into their relationship

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 22/26

The family's antics delay Michael getting to the airport and, when he arrives, the sandwich he spent all day making is scrutinised suspiciously by security guards

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
The Middle
The Christmas Miracle
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Axl informs Frankie and Sue he will not be attending church at Christmas, while Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they keep defacing his giant inflatable snowman

Rating: 7.1
9:30pm
Life in Pieces
College Stealing Santa Carolling
Season 1 Episode 11/22

Colleen joins John's friends for their annual tradition of singing obscene versions of Christmas carols, and Joan tries to hijack Lark's first Christmas from Jen and Greg

Rating: 10
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK Xmas Special
Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace, also known to EastEnders fans as Alfie and Kat Moon, have a bit of fun for a change in this festive special of the musical challenge, lip-synching to a couple of Christmas songs each - complete with dance moves, facial expressions and costumes. Presented by former Spice Girl Mel B, with help from rapper Professor Green

Rating: 4.6
10:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Cassadee Pope v Dustin Lynch
Season 3 Episode 7/24

Singer-songwriters Cassadee Pope and Dustin Lynch go head to head lip-synching to a song of their choice. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from Chrissy Teigen

Rating: 7.8
11:00pm
Broad City
Friendiversary
Season 4 Episode 10/10

Ilana and Abbi's celebration of their friendship anniversary takes a dangerous turn when they witness something horrible. With Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson. Last in the series

Rating: 10
11:30pm
Bad Education
Bad Education Christmas Special
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Mr Fraser appoints Alfie as director for the Christmas production, and decides to cast the school bully as the lead in a combination of Robocop and the Nutcracker, called Robocracker. Meanwhile, Mitchell tries to lure Alfie's estranged mother from her home in Spain as a surprise, and Miss Gulliver attempts to persuade her class to volunteer in a soup kitchen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:05am
Rhod Gilbert and the Award-Winning Mince Pie
The stand-up comedian tells the strange story of how an encounter with a mince pie at a motorway service station changed his life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
1:05am
Impractical Jokers
Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible moments from the show, showcasing their favourite `toys' and spending quality time at the mall

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00am
South Park
A Nightmare on Face Time
Season 16 Episode 12/14

Randy believes he has found the bargain of the century when he buys a video rental store for $10,000, but all is not as it seems at the isolated shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
A Scause for Applause
Season 16 Episode 13/14

Residents of the town are horrified to learn that a beloved icon used drugs, and as a result stop wearing their yellow inspiration bracelets - all except for Stan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Obama Wins!
Season 16 Episode 14/14

Following the 2012 US Presidential Election, the boys try to uncover what is going on when Cartman shows Kyle he has thousands of voter ballots stashed in his bedroom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Let Go, Let Gov
Season 17 Episode 1/10

Return of the adult animation following the adventures of four young boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a bizarre Colorado town, famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings. In the first episode, Cartman becomes enraged by the discovery that the NSA is spying on the American people, and endeavours to expose the secret online
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Informative Murder Porn
Season 17 Episode 2/10

The children decide to teach their parents about morals after Stan catches his mother and father watching `murder porn'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drops in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 Episode 11/22

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season, and Evelyn brings a TV producer to Christmas dinner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Wed 20 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Thanksgiving V
Season 5 Episode 7/24

On another hectic Thanksgiving, Axl frets over telling Frankie and Mike that he has dropped all but one of his college courses, and Tag confesses that he has gambled away the money that was intended for his cruise holiday with Pat. Meanwhile, Sue hides a shopping secret and Dr Goodwin turns up unannounced with Uncle Rusty's wife. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Mike Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Thanksgiving VI
Season 6 Episode 7/24

The Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving when their sink breaks, and Sue tries to help Darren be approved by Mike. Meanwhile, Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Thanksgiving VII
Season 7 Episode 8/24

Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving, while Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power cut, so he decides to teach Brick poker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Thanksgiving VIII
Season 8 Episode 6/23

Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 8/13

The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 9/13

The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, and tell a focus group their absurd life stories as they pitch potential movie ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Graduation Day
Season 5 Episode 23/26

Michael is determined that Jay's graduation celebrations go without a hitch

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Michael Sells the Business
Season 5 Episode 24/26

Kady and Claire fight over bathroom rights, and Michael receives a tempting offer for Kyle Trucking

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Brian and Emma
Season 2 Episode 12/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Brian and Emma judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:30pm
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK Xmas Special
Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace, also known to EastEnders fans as Alfie and Kat Moon, have a bit of fun for a change in this festive special of the musical challenge, lip-synching to a couple of Christmas songs each - complete with dance moves, facial expressions and costumes. Presented by former Spice Girl Mel B, with help from rapper Professor Green

Rating: 4.6
9:00pm
Film White Chicks (2004)
Two black male FBI agents pose as white female debutantes in the line of duty, donning full drag and very heavy make-up in an audacious bid to infiltrate a kidnapping ring. Comedy, starring brothers Shawn and Marlon Wayans, with Jaime King and Frankie Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
11:05pm
Nathan for You
The Claw of Shame
Season 1 Episode 7/8

Nathan performs a daring escape in which he risks a fate that is truly worse than death, and he also showcases failed business ideas from the show

11:35pm
Kevin Hart Live: Laugh at My Pain
A 2011 stand-up performance by the American comedian, recorded in the LA Live entertainment complex in Los Angeles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
12:35am
Drunk History
Drunk History Christmas Special
Rick Edwards tells the story of the First World War Christmas Truce, and Russell Kane narrates the Nativity. With Stephen Mangan, Johnny Vegas, Sally Phillips and Danny John-Jules

Rating: 7.9
1:00am
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The comedian and his mother are in South Carolina, where they join a demolition derby team finding new and bizarre ways to smash up cars

Rating: 7
1:30am
The Daily Show
A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:00am
South Park
World War Zimmerman
Season 17 Episode 3/10

Cartman has nightmares depicting him as Brad Pitt in World War Z - and all hell breaks loose in the town when he starts acting on them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Season 17 Episode 4/10

The goth kids' suspicions are raised when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all `emo'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Taming Strange
Season 17 Episode 5/10

Ike starts going through puberty and causes Kyle a huge amount of grief - until a Yo Gabba Gabba-style intervention saves the day
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Ginger Cow
Season 17 Episode 6/10

Cartman ends up making peace in the Middle East as his latest prank spins out of control
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Black Friday
Season 17 Episode 7/10

Cartman takes inspiration from Game of Thrones as he seeks to form alliances in order to acquire an Xbox One on the biggest shopping day of the year
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Give Santa a Tail-hole
Season 10 Episode 11/23

Walden, still pretending to be regular guy Sam in Kate's company, lands a job selling Christmas trees in a festive edition of the comedy. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg takes an interest in Walden's business, and Berta lifts Alan's spirits
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Thu 21 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Christmas
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Mike assumes responsibility for organising the Heck family's yuletide festivities, Frankie prepares for a solo she will be singing at Midnight Mass, and the pair help Brick with a problem, hoping to get him into the Christmas spirit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
A Simple Christmas
Season 2 Episode 10/24

The Hecks receive a visit from Frankie's parents Pat and Tag, who decide to celebrate Christmas with the family. Their presence dismays Mike - and leads to a dispute over the true value of festive gifts. Guest starring Marsha Mason and Jerry Van Dyke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
A Christmas Gift
Season 3 Episode 11/24

Frankie goes against Mike's wishes by holding a Christmas Eve party at the family home, after having one drink too many. Brick's reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of the festive season and Sue calls upon the Rev TimTom to explain it to him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Christmas Help
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Mike is not too happy to help his brother move some furniture into the Heck garage - especially when it turns out the items are stolen. Frankie takes a part-time job in a department store just so she can get an employee discount off her Christmas presents. US comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 11/13

The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and then head to a mall, where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 12/13

The pranksters disrupt a focus group by reading out ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
Season 5 Episode 12/24

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke, and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Bag
Season 5 Episode 13/24

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time, and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a ladies handbag. With guest star Bob Balaban (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
RV Dreams
Season 5 Episode 25/26

The family goes on a road trip from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon, but things do not go smoothly

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The `V' Story
Season 5 Episode 26/26

Jay tells Michael she thinks the time has come for him to have a vasectomy

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cop
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Rachel is interviewed for her dream job, but makes the mistake of inadvertently kissing her prospective employer. Meanwhile, Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 1 Episode 9/

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Rating: 3.7
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 7/13

The guys are less than silent in a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall, while two of them dress up as ice-hockey goaltenders and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
A Gert Lush Christmas
Regular guy Dan Colman is about to introduce the woman of his dreams, Lisa, to his crazy but adorable Bristolian family at Christmas. But with his fitness-obsessed dad, party animal Uncle Tony, inappropriate brother Jake, and lovely but bonkers mum, it may not go according to plan. Comedy drama, co-written by and starring Russell Howard, with Neil Morrissey and Sophie Thompson

Rating: 3.4
12:30am
Da Ali G Show
John Humphrys
Season 1 Episode 5/6

John Humphrys gains respect and Fran Healy from Travis proves he has a sense of humour when his performance gets the Ali G treatment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
1:05am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 8/13

The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:35am
The Daily Show
A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:00am
Rick and Morty
Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
Season 1 Episode 10/11

Rick runs into some old associates, which results in a fall out with Morty
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:30am
South Park
A Song of Ass and Fire
Season 17 Episode 8/10

As the countdown to Black Friday continues, Cartman steps up his attempts to manipulate Stan and Kenny
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
T*****s and Dragons
Season 17 Episode 9/10

Randy rallies his troops and King Cartman prepares for battle with Princess Kenny as the zombie masses gather outside the mall on Black Friday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
The Hobbit
Season 17 Episode 10/10

Wendy tries to expose the artificial enhancement of the female form in images, and Kanye West tries to prove to the world his fiancee is not a hobbit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Go Fund Yourself
Season 18 Episode 1/10

The boys decide to create a company in an attempt to never have to work again - only to accidently copy an existing football team's name
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Season 11 Episode 10/22

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand, while Alan unwittingly wins the affections of his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife. Meanwhile, Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Aly Michalka and Diane Farr guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey
Season 12 Episode 8/16

Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louis, who has lost his faith in the festivities, but Alan's cheapness - as well as his mother - threaten to ruin everything. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Fri 22 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Christmas Tree
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Frankie is disappointed by Axl's desire to spend more time with friends than family over the festive holidays. Meanwhile, Sue discovers she is allergic to the Christmas tree, and Brick's lies about his school's seasonal wrapping paper sales get him into trouble. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Christmas Wall
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Mike tries to buy an artificial tree in an attempt to be kind to Sue's allergies, while Frankie is feeling unappreciated and decides on minimalist Christmas decorations as a result. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
No Silent Night
Season 7 Episode 10/24

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
A Very Marry Christmas
Season 8 Episode 9/23

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
Season 5 Episode 12/24

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke, and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Bag
Season 5 Episode 13/24

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time, and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a ladies handbag. With guest star Bob Balaban (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 13/13

The pranksters take to the sea for a special episode aboard a cruise ship, turning the pool deck into a playground and giving misinformation while posing as entertainment officers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q pose as car parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cop
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Rachel is interviewed for her dream job, but makes the mistake of inadvertently kissing her prospective employer. Meanwhile, Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Brian and Emma
Season 2 Episode 12/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Brian and Emma judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible moments from the show, showcasing their favourite `toys' and spending quality time at the mall

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
Season 7 Episode 7/22

Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr Fischoeder and his friends, while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30pm
Bob's Burgers
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
Season 3 Episode 9/23

Bob inherits a storage unit from a relative, and finds a man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
South Park
Red Sleigh Down
Season 6 Episode 17/17

Cartman turns over a new leaf in a bid to earn his Christmas presents by trying to bring Yuletide joy to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq - with a little help from Santa, Mr Hankey and Jesus
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Rick and Morty
Ricksy Business
Season 1 Episode 11/11

Rick and Summer throw an intergalactic house party, while Beth and Jerry go on a romantic getaway
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
11:00pm
The Daily Show
The Daily Show's The Yearly Show
Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
12:00am
Da Ali G Show
John Humphrys
Season 1 Episode 5/6

John Humphrys gains respect and Fran Healy from Travis proves he has a sense of humour when his performance gets the Ali G treatment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.1
12:30am
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The comedian and his mother are in South Carolina, where they join a demolition derby team finding new and bizarre ways to smash up cars

Rating: 7
1:00am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 11/20

Bethiffer tracks down terrorists at the mall, the aliens use a sound machine with unintended consequences on Jeff, and the `Suck It, Gary!' guys prank Gary at a water park

1:30am
The Daily Show
A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:00am
South Park
Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Season 1 Episode 9/13

The mayor decides to impose a holiday theme that will not offend anybody, while Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey exists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson
Season 2 Episode 16/18

The boys pay a visit to Cartman's Grandma, and experience an unforgettable Christmas in the company of a notorious felon - who reveals an unexpected softer side to his character
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
Season 3 Episode 15/17

Mr Hankey hosts a compilation of seasonal songs performed by the South Park cast, remixing old classics and introducing new number Christmastime in Hell, as well as lounge act duo Jesus and Santa
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
A Very Crappy Christmas
Season 4 Episode 17/17

The boys are inspired to make a video Christmas card to save the spirit of the season, while Mr Hankey is busy with his new wife and kids
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
It's Christmas in Canada
Season 7 Episode 15/15

Ike's Canadian birth parents turn up at Kyle's house and demand their son back for Christmas - and the Brovlofskis have no choice but to agree. In an effort to get the toddler back, the boys go on a fundraising mission to build up enough cash to stage a protest
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11/24

When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Charlie prepares to spend Christmas Eve with his date, but finds himself hosting a festive party as his family drops in. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sat 23 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
8 Simple Rules
All I Want for Christmas
Season 1 Episode 12/28

Paul tries to give the children a Christmas to remember. Kerry finds a stray dog, and Cate is overjoyed at being asked to sing a solo at the church's midnight service - but fears her family's presence will make her nervous

Rating: 6.1
8:35am
8 Simple Rules
A Very CJ Christmas
Season 3 Episode 12/24

The Hennessys re-create one of Cate's earliest seasonal memories to entice CJ to spend Christmas with them rather than alone in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Rory decides to break up with his wealthy girlfriend because he cannot afford to buy her an expensive gift. Starring David Spade and Martin Spanjers

Rating: 6.1
9:00am
The Middle
Christmas
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Axl informs Frankie and Sue he will not be attending church at Christmas, while Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they keep defacing his giant inflatable snowman

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
Life in Pieces
College Stealing Santa Carolling
Season 1 Episode 11/22

Colleen joins John's friends for their annual tradition of singing obscene versions of Christmas carols, and Joan tries to hijack Lark's first Christmas from Jen and Greg

Rating: 10
10:00am
Make You Laugh Out Loud
Santa Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Comedians Zoe Lyons, Ellie Taylor and Marlon Davis present a seasonal clip show featuring some of the funniest Christmas-themed videos currently doing the rounds online. Among the disastrous 'Santa fails', Christmas dinner disasters and grumpy dressed-up pets, the trio also highlight the stories behind popular yuletide videos, including the story of the bearded shopper who decided to play along when a three-year-old passer-by mistook him for Father Christmas, and Norman the bull mastiff, who hates Christmas and all associated songs. Narrated by Iain Lee

Rating: 5
11:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Deck the Halls
Season 1 Episode 15/25

Will gets into the festive mood by trimming the Banks' home with Christmas decorations - but his over-the-top ideas are not exactly taken in good spirit. Will Smith and James Avery star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Christmas Show
Season 2 Episode 13/24

The Banks family spends Christmas at a ski lodge, where Will rashly befriends a stranger who betrays his trust by robbing them. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
'Twas the Night Before Christening
Season 4 Episode 13/26

Overwhelmed by the expensive presents the Banks have bought for baby Nicky's christening, Will rashly promises Boyz II Men will perform. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Ooh, Baby Baby
Season 6 Episode 11/24

Hilary is thrilled to see her chat show broadcast on national TV, but then an interview with a pregnant woman brings out her maternal instincts, making her feel broody and unfulfilled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Humiliation for the Holidays
Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible moments from the show, showcasing their favourite `toys' and spending quality time at the mall

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Top 10
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q count down the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans, including Q speaking olde English at the Castle of White
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
Film The Back-up Plan (2010)
A thirtysomething single woman fears she may never have children and decides to undergo artificial insemination. However, shortly after leaving the clinic, she meets the man of her dreams but must decide how to break the news she may shortly be pregnant. Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez, Alex O'Loughlin, Michaela Watkins, Eric Christian Olsen and Anthony Anderson

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Rhod Gilbert and the Award-Winning Mince Pie
The stand-up comedian tells the strange story of how an encounter with a mince pie at a motorway service station changed his life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
12:00am
Bad Education
Bad Education Christmas Special
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Mr Fraser appoints Alfie as director for the Christmas production, and decides to cast the school bully as the lead in a combination of Robocop and the Nutcracker, called Robocracker. Meanwhile, Mitchell tries to lure Alfie's estranged mother from her home in Spain as a surprise, and Miss Gulliver attempts to persuade her class to volunteer in a soup kitchen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:35am
Lip Sync Battle UK
Lip Sync Battle UK Xmas Special
Shane Richie and Jessie Wallace, also known to EastEnders fans as Alfie and Kat Moon, have a bit of fun for a change in this festive special of the musical challenge, lip-synching to a couple of Christmas songs each - complete with dance moves, facial expressions and costumes. Presented by former Spice Girl Mel B, with help from rapper Professor Green

Rating: 4.6
1:00am
Your Face or Mine
Brian and Emma
Season 2 Episode 12/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Brian and Emma judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
1:30am
Rick and Morty
Ricksy Business
Season 1 Episode 11/11

Rick and Summer throw an intergalactic house party, while Beth and Jerry go on a romantic getaway
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:00am
South Park
Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 8 Episode 14/14

Strange goings-on abound when Stan ventures into the woods at Christmas time, where he finds creatures who implore him to help them decorate their festive tree. However, when they ask him to perform anti-Christian acts he refuses, so they prey on Kyle instead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Season 1 Episode 9/13

The mayor decides to impose a holiday theme that will not offend anybody, while Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey exists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson
Season 2 Episode 16/18

The boys pay a visit to Cartman's Grandma, and experience an unforgettable Christmas in the company of a notorious felon - who reveals an unexpected softer side to his character
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
The Last Gingerbread House on the Left
Season 7 Episode 7/22

Bob gets involved in a gingerbread house competition with Mr Fischoeder and his friends, while Linda, Teddy and the kids spread Christmas cheer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
Season 3 Episode 9/23

Bob inherits a storage unit from a relative, and finds a man inside who claims that he was once a clothing store mannequin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
SpongeBob SquarePants
Christmas Who?
Season 2 Episode 9/39

Aquatic adventures with the underwater pals

Rating: 8.1
4:35am
SpongeBob SquarePants
It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
Plankton tries to ruin Christmas with a special fruitcake that brings out the dark side of anyone who eats it

Rating: 8.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2