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Sun 22 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Second Act
Season 4 Episode 3/24

It's back to school for the family, including Frankie, who unexpectedly loses her position at the car showroom. Determined not to take any job that comes her way, she enrols in college in the hope of securing a better career. Meanwhile, Axl embarks on his senior high school year and Sue mentors a new pupil. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Charlie McDermott and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Bunny Therapy
Season 4 Episode 4/24

The school therapist urges Frankie and Mike to address Brick's unique behaviour by buying him a pet - but the ill-tempered rabbit they bring home does not have quite the desired effect. Trouble brews for Axl as the school dance approaches - he is dating two cheerleaders but is not sure which one of them is actually his girlfriend. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Atticus Shaffer and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Hose
Season 4 Episode 5/24

The Hecks' trashy neighbour Rita accuses Frankie of stealing her hosepipe, and promises to make her life a living hell. Sue is shocked to find out how little Mike earns, so she goes on an economy drive, while Axl teaches Brick about the birds and the bees. Brooke Shields guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Halloween III: The Driving
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Halloween arrives, but the Hecks are in for a fright of a different nature when Sue receives her provisional driver's licence. Will Frankie or Mike dare to climb in the car with their hapless daughter behind the wheel? Meanwhile, Axl is able to vote in his first election, but takes his duty as an American citizen a little too seriously, and too many sweets bring out a different side to bookworm Brick
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
Season 2 Episode 19/29

Michael's estranged parents drop in for a visit, making him fear their constant bickering will set a bad example to the children - but his efforts to keep the peace only make things worse. Meanwhile, Janet frets over Junior's determination to have sex with his new girlfriend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
Season 2 Episode 20/29

Michael finds a grey hair and decides to take up boxing to get into shape. Meanwhile, Claire gets ready for her first date with Tony, but Junior mishears their conversation and jumps to the wrong conclusion. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans, Jennifer Nicole Freeman and Andrew McFarlane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
Season 2 Episode 21/29

Kady's soccer team complains that Janet is pushing them too hard, so Michael steps in and replaces her as coach - but his easy-going approach fails to fill them with the will to win
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:30am
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
Season 2 Episode 22/29

Michael receives advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona, while Claire tries to convince Kady that ET is not as scary as she thinks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:00pm
The Middle
Vive La Hecks
Season 9 Episode 1/

New series. Axl returns home from his summer trip to Europe, embracing a new outlook on life. The return of the American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
12:35pm
Life in Pieces
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/22

New series. Comedy about four milestone moments in the lives of one big family as told by its various members. Starring Colin Hanks and Betsy Brandt

Rating: 10
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:35pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:05pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:35pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:05pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:05pm
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:40pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:10pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:40pm
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:15pm
Film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
An eccentric but brilliant former cop sets himself up to champion the underdog - as a private eye specialising in locating missing animals. The zany detective is called in to find a kidnapped dolphin - the mascot of an American football team - and uncovers a plot involving high-level police corruption. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc and Noble Willingham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Film Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Teenage survivors of an encounter with a ghost-faced killer end up in college and try to forget the trauma of earlier events - but fate takes a hand when an eccentric college professor bribes them to stay in a haunted house in return for A-grades. Spoof horror sequel, starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris and Tim Curry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:35am
Joel & Nish vs the World
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The duo head to Brazil where, under Nish Kumar's watchful eye, Joel Dommett will train with the Xavante and take part in a punishing relay race like no other
(Subtitles)

1:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 18/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 11/13

The guys try to get fake books published, and walk around a pool in blacked-out sunglasses. Plus, the loser must carry out break dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30am
Broad City
Sliding Doors
Season 4 Episode 1/10

New series. In a flashback, Abbi and Ilana cross paths for the first time and spend the day together. Return of the comedy, starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
3:00am
Workaholics
Tactona 420
Season 7 Episode 7/10

The office holds a remote-controlled car race, and Blake adopts a mouse. Comedy, starring Anders Holm, Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
3:25am
Bob's Burgers
Full Bars
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighbourhood where the residents hand out full-sized candy bars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Fort Night
Season 4 Episode 2/22

The kids' Halloween celebrations go awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
The Second Act
Season 4 Episode 3/24

It's back to school for the family, including Frankie, who unexpectedly loses her position at the car showroom. Determined not to take any job that comes her way, she enrols in college in the hope of securing a better career. Meanwhile, Axl embarks on his senior high school year and Sue mentors a new pupil. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Charlie McDermott and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
Bunny Therapy
Season 4 Episode 4/24

The school therapist urges Frankie and Mike to address Brick's unique behaviour by buying him a pet - but the ill-tempered rabbit they bring home does not have quite the desired effect. Trouble brews for Axl as the school dance approaches - he is dating two cheerleaders but is not sure which one of them is actually his girlfriend. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Atticus Shaffer and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Mon 23 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 2/24

In a bid to save her job, Frankie organises a publicity stunt that involves filling a car with jelly beans. Sue fails to make the swimming team and realises she needs glasses, and Brick takes an interest in his mother's romantic novels when he is no longer able to check books out of the library. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Yelling
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Frankie makes a deal with her children, stating that if they do their homework and chores she will not hassle them, while Mike accepts a job as a night driver with Bob. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Foreign Exchange
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Axl and Sue argue over who is supposed to do chores, and when Frankie persuades the family to host a foreign exchange student, their Japanese visitor shows little interest in spending any quality time with them
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Embryos
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test and the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them in a battle of the sexes arising from an apparently simple challenge. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Below The Belt
Season 1 Episode 14/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Kyle, Boy Genius
Season 2 Episode 23/29

Junior takes an IQ test that leaves his parents convinced he is a genius, although his impressive scores turn out to be a mistake. Kady makes career plans and starts exercising her authority round the house

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
Season 2 Episode 24/29

The children tease Michael about his age, so he pretends he has injured his back to gain sympathy, and to shame them into being nice to him

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Joel & Nish vs the World
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The comedians travel to the Philippines, where Joel Dommett must learn to free-dive to catch fish, and scale cliffs for bird's nests. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 10/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

Rating: 5.4
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 19/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show

Rating: 10
11:00pm
South Park
Season 21 Episode 5/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Rick and Morty
Lawnmower Dog
Season 1 Episode 1/10

Rick helps Jerry out with the dog, and Rick and Morty incept the dreams of Morty's maths teach Mr Goldenfold. Rob Paulsen and Jess Harnell guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.8
12:00am
Workaholics
Termidate
Season 7 Episode 8/10

The guys watch an old episode of TV dating show Termidate to remember what happens when they compete for a woman's affections. Anders Holm, Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
12:30am
Hood Adjacent
Season 1 Episode 8/

James Davis brings actress Jazmyn Simon into the studio to explain `Black Girl Magic', a phrase describing the phenomenon of black women triumphing when the odds are against them

1:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Below The Belt
Season 1 Episode 14/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
2:00am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 2/20

A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house, and Beth has a religious experience
(Subtitles)

2:30am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Confederate Flags of Our Fathers
Season 2 Episode 6/10

The boys accompany Uncle Joey to an American Civil War re-enactment, and Montrel decides to become a cop

Rating: 6
3:00am
South Park
Stunning and Brave
Season 19 Episode 1/10

The new principal at South Park Elementary lays down the law - and Cartman bears the brunt of his anger
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Where My Country Gone?
Season 19 Episode 2/10

The townspeople want to build a wall to keep out all the Canadians who have entered the country illegally
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The City Part of Town
Season 19 Episode 3/10

Gentrification arrives in South Park, and as the town's most impoverished residents are crushed under the heels of the privileged, Kenny takes a job at Mr Kim's City Wok
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Season 11 Episode 11/22

Alan offers Jenny some relationship advice, while Walden enters into a new project with a former employee. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Season 11 Episode 13/22

Walden and Alan work together to plan a bachelor party to remember for Marty after he pops the question to Evelyn. However, things take a turn for the worse when he suddenly calls off the wedding. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Tue 24 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Maths Class
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Legacy
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Back to Summer!
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Frankie congratulates herself on surviving the school year relatively unscathed with three days until the summer holidays - but her celebration turns out to be premature. Brick faces another year in third grade if he does not complete a daily journal project, Axl's failure to complete 30 days of community service emerges, and Sue has to prove she has never taken a sick day to receive an award for perfect attendance. Guest starring Doris Roberts (Everybody Loves Raymond)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Hecking Order
Season 3 Episode 3/24

Brick enjoys lessons with his new, idealistic fourth-grade teacher, but Mike is displeased by his methods so sets up a meeting - and learns the youngest Heck has been allowed to miss gym class. Meanwhile, Axl plays a mischievous trick on Sue now they are both in high school. Guest starring Chord Overstreet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Crush
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan (The OC)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Dirty Day
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Chandler visits a strip club and Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour. Meanwhile, Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with All the Rugby
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends. Meanwhile, one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue - and it seems it is not just a flying visit
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Fake Party
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Rachel spoils Ross's plans of a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England by organising a farewell party and inviting everyone. Meanwhile Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to abandon her vegetarian lifestyle as she craves meat. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Bathroom Break
Season 1 Episode 15/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Dream Crusher
Season 1 Episode 16/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
2:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Make Over
Season 2 Episode 25/29

Michael tries to provide a confidence-booster for Jay, who is feeling inadequate following a meeting with a former cheerleader they knew at school. Meanwhile, Junior gets trapped in the girls' locker room. American comedy, starring Damon Wayans

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Bowling Show
Season 2 Episode 26/29

The Kyle and Tyler families compete against each nother in a bowling tournament, and Junior develops a crush on his opponents' daughter

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
The Middle
Please Don't Feed the Hecks
Season 9 Episode 2/

Sue and Lexie prepare to move back into their college apartment, but find that it has been sublet to a man who refuses to leave. Axl gets a job as Brick's school bus driver

Rating: 7.1
9:30pm
Life in Pieces
Interuptus Date Breast Movin'
Season 1 Episode 2/22

Joan attempts to organise an impromptu family therapy session, while Matt and Colleen go on a disastrous date

Rating: 10
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Lupita Nyong'o vs Regina Hall
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Musical game show in which Scary Movie actress Regina Hall and Oscar-winning star of 12 Years a Slave Lupita Nyong'o go head to head lip-synching to a song of their choice. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen

Rating: 7.8
10:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Clark Gregg vs Hayley Atwell
Season 2 Episode 12/21

LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen preside over another celebrity musical battle as actors Clark Gregg and Hayley Atwell compete. Both have TV roles in the interconnected Marvel Cinematic Universe, but here they face off to determine who can most adequately fake performing two hit tracks of their choice in front of a live studio audience
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00pm
Broad City
Twaining Day
Season 4 Episode 2/10

Ilana lands a new job at a trendy sushi restaurant, and Abbi finally gets the chance to train Shania Twain. Comedy, starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson

Rating: 10
11:30pm
Bad Education
Football Match
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The Abbey Grove students prepare for their biggest football match of the school year, and Fraser decides Alfie should become coach of the team when the PE teacher disappears. This poses Alfie a number of problems, including the fact that the opponents are coached by his old games teacher and arch-enemy Mr Humpage. Guest starring Rupert Vansittart and Chris Kamara
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Bathroom Break
Season 1 Episode 15/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
12:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Dream Crusher
Season 1 Episode 16/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show

Rating: 10
1:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
DOOMED
Season 1 Episode 17/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 9/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:00am
South Park
You're Not Yelping
Season 19 Episode 4/10

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park. Adult animation following the adventures of four young boys who live in a bizarre Colorado town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Safe Space
Season 19 Episode 5/10

Cartman falls victim to internet body-shaming, so PC Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Tweek x Craig
Season 19 Episode 6/10

Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, and they are as surprised as everyone else, so Cartman's cupid self decides to work his magic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Naughty Ninjas
Season 19 Episode 7/10

Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy, and there are major consequences. The boys play ninja in Shi Tpa Town, but get mistaken for another set of black clad baddies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Sponsored Content
Season 19 Episode 8/10

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology, while presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Season 11 Episode 14/22

Alan is upset when he discovers Lyndsey failed to tell him that she broke up with Larry. Meanwhile, Walden endeavours to prove his masculinity after it is questioned. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Season 11 Episode 16/22

Walden worries that his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister Gretchen. Sitcom, starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Wed 25 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Paper Route
Season 3 Episode 19/24

Brick gets a paper round, hoping to earn enough money to buy a pair of night-vision goggles, but Frankie and Mike end up doing most of the work when he falls ill. Sue is delighted to discover she can have her braces removed - but her mood is dampened when she is introduced to the headgear she will have to wear as a replacement. Meanwhile, Matt announces he is leaving town, and Axl offers brotherly advice to Sue
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Guidance Counsellor
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Sue is inspired to reinvent herself by the school's awkward guidance counsellor, and Frankie's elation over her new bed is short-lived when Mike announces his intention to build it himself. Meanwhile, a fitness challenge at school prompts Brick to contact the White House. Guest starring Whoopi Goldberg
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Wedding
Season 3 Episode 24/24

The Hecks get a surprise when they realise Mike's brother Rusty plans to use their home as a wedding venue. Meanwhile, Brick is forced to turn down a social invitation from a classmate, and Axl tries to set up a business with his friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Last Whiff of Summer - Part One
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Part one of two. Frankie tries to re-create her childhood summers, but her plans are ruined by an unguarded comment from Mike. Meanwhile, Sue tries to bond with her father, Brick hopes to grow a giant tomato and Axl is forced to attend school during the holidays. Family comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including clips of Sal accidentally hitting a crew member in the face with a hot dog, and the story of Q's brown jacket
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Gets His Licence
Season 2 Episode 27/29

Michael takes Junior for a driving lesson, but when the pair get stopped by the police it seems that Michael's own licence has expired. Damon Wayans stars

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary - Part One
Season 2 Episode 28/29

Part one of two. Janet turns down the chance to go to a concert because it clashes with her 15th wedding anniversary, and makes the kids spy on Michael to ensure he is planning something special

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Hazen and Alicia
Season 2 Episode 4/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Hazen and Alicia judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Rating: 4.5
8:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Lupita Nyong'o vs Regina Hall
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Musical game show in which Scary Movie actress Regina Hall and Oscar-winning star of 12 Years a Slave Lupita Nyong'o go head to head lip-synching to a song of their choice. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 10/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

Rating: 5.4
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 19/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show

Rating: 10
10:00pm
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central: Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
Season 3 Episode 5/

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
(Subtitles)

10:30pm
Bad Education
Football Match
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The Abbey Grove students prepare for their biggest football match of the school year, and Fraser decides Alfie should become coach of the team when the PE teacher disappears. This poses Alfie a number of problems, including the fact that the opponents are coached by his old games teacher and arch-enemy Mr Humpage. Guest starring Rupert Vansittart and Chris Kamara
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
11:05pm
Joel & Nish vs the World
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The comedians travel to the Philippines, where Joel Dommett must learn to free-dive to catch fish, and scale cliffs for bird's nests. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including clips of Sal accidentally hitting a crew member in the face with a hot dog, and the story of Q's brown jacket
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 18/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 10/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:00am
South Park
Truth and Advertising
Season 19 Episode 9/10

Jimmy does his best to discover living advertisement Leslie's plan, and Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner and Mr Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognisable
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
PC Principle Final Justice
Season 19 Episode 10/10

The town spirals into gun-crazed paranoia, and in the midst of the madness, PC Principal struggles to save South Park from the evil living advertisement Leslie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Member Berries
Season 20 Episode 1/10

Mr Garrison is still on the campaign trail, Randy is enraged by politics, Cartman takes on internet trolls and the national anthem gets a reboot by an American icon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Skank Hunt
Season 20 Episode 2/10

The boys decide they have to take down Cartman, while Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Damned
Season 20 Episode 3/10

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, while Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
West Side Story
Season 11 Episode 18/22

Walden receives an invitation to the opening of his ex-girlfriend Kate's boutique, and Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house. Starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Season 11 Episode 19/22

Walden impulsively decides that he wants to spend the rest of his life with Kate - until he meets Vivian, a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer. Comedy, guest starring Mila Kunis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Thu 26 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
Last Whiff of Summer - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Part two of two. As Frankie's plans to show the family how she spent her childhood holidays fall by the wayside, it's back to the grind for Axl, who has to pass his English exam if he has any chance of getting his college sports scholarship. Meanwhile, Brick's gardening project begins to take shape, while Sue puts together a scrapbook of her adventures with Mike. Domestic comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Second Act
Season 4 Episode 3/24

It's back to school for the family, including Frankie, who unexpectedly loses her position at the car showroom. Determined not to take any job that comes her way, she enrols in college in the hope of securing a better career. Meanwhile, Axl embarks on his senior high school year and Sue mentors a new pupil. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Charlie McDermott and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Life Skills
Season 4 Episode 11/24

The family comedy returns after a 15-week break. Axl is mortified when he and younger sister Sue are teamed up on a school project, while a therapist tries to improve bookworm Brick's social skills to help him make friends. Parents Frankie and Mike battle an unreasonable insurance company after a fallen branch smashes their car windscreen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Smile
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Sue conducts a science experiment that she hopes will prove smiling is contagious. Brick offers to do chores in the hope of persuading his parents to buy him a tablet computer, while Axl waits for his college acceptance letter. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One After Ross Says Rachel
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Despite Ross's massive blunder, he and Emily go through with the wedding - but she is clearly devastated and sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again. Guest starring Helen Baxendale, Elliott Gould and Jennifer Saunders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Kissing
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Rachel returns from Greece and Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk. Phoebe feels upset about missing out on all the excitement in London, so the gang decides to treat her to a weekend in Atlantic City. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Hundredth
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she anticipated to hand them over to her brother. Meanwhile, Joey experiences some pain of his own and Monica plans to spite Chandler by dating a male nurse
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever, presenting him with a huge dilemma. Chandler upsets Monica by gloating about sex, while Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Kips
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Yeti
Season 5 Episode 6/24

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel are understandably taken aback to meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. American comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Special
The pranksters count down the most memorable moments of the show according to viewers, including Q speaking Olde English at the Castle of White and Sal chanting at a baseball game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
In a special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 29/29

Part two of two. The Kyles' wedding anniversary arrives, but Michael upsets Jay by deciding to play golf instead of spending the day with her. However, he seems to have a surprise in store. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii - Part One
Season 3 Episode 1/27

Part one of three. The Kyles set off for a family holiday in Hawaii - but instead of booking one flight straight to the island, Michael arranges stopovers in New York, Chicago, Denver and various other cities around the country, ensuring everyone is exhausted by the time they arrive

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
Season 5 Episode 12/24

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke, and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Bag
Season 5 Episode 13/24

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time, and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a ladies handbag. With guest star Bob Balaban (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cop
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 1 Episode 1/

Revival of the Japanese game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(New Series)

Rating: 3.7
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Top 10
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q count down the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans, including Q speaking olde English at the Castle of White
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Film Grown Ups 2 (2013)
A man moves his family back to the town where he grew up, so his children can have the same upbringing he had. While he and his three childhood friends try to relive their lost youth, they discover their kids have a thing or two to teach them during the last day of school. Comedy sequel, starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade

Rating: 6.9
11:00pm
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central: Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
Season 3 Episode 5/

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
(Subtitles)

11:35pm
Film Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Fletch and Jimmy head off on a weekend getaway and stumble across a town in which all of the women are cursed to become bloodthirsty vampires. It is not long before the men realise that in order to avoid becoming prey to the killers, they must become the hunters. Comedy horror, starring James Corden, Mathew Horne and Paul McGann

Rating: 3
1:15am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 1 Episode 19/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:40am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 11/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:10am
South Park
Season 21 Episode 5/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
2:40am
Rick and Morty
Lawnmower Dog
Season 1 Episode 1/10

Rick helps Jerry out with the dog, and Rick and Morty incept the dreams of Morty's maths teach Mr Goldenfold. Rob Paulsen and Jess Harnell guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.8
3:05am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
Confederate Flags of Our Fathers
Season 2 Episode 6/10

The boys accompany Uncle Joey to an American Civil War re-enactment, and Montrel decides to become a cop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:30am
South Park
Wieners Out
Season 20 Episode 4/10

Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, while Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Douche and a Danish
Season 20 Episode 5/10

Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend have a plan to reunite the school, and Mr Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Oh, Wald-E, Good Times Ahead
Season 11 Episode 22/22

Lyndsey goes off the deep end when Alan and Gretchen get engaged and Larry calls off the wedding. Meanwhile, Walden creates a smart-aleck robot. Starring Courtney Thorne-Smith, DB Sweeney and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 12 Episode 1/16

Return of the award-winning American comedy. In the first episode, Walden decides to reprioritise his life following a health scare on Halloween. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Fri 27 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Bachelor
Season 4 Episode 19/24

The outcome of a reality TV show puts Frankie in a bad mood for days, so Mike tries to snap her out of her depression. He also has his work cut out trying to toughen Sue up when she joins the school tennis team - the problem being she keeps complimenting her opponents during matches - while Axl and Cassidy wonder what the future holds for them following their big argument
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Drop Off
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Frankie insists that the entire family be present for Axl's college dorm move-in day. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The 100th
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Frankie and Mike are selected to drive a giant cow float as part of Orson's centenary celebrations. Meanwhile, a heartbroken Sue tries to win back Darrin by making him jealous. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
While You Were Sleeping
Season 6 Episode 22/24

Frankie and Mike's date night is ruined when both fall asleep, Axl and Brick try to invent the next big thing, and Sue is invited to the prom by a store greeter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Ross Moves In
Season 5 Episode 7/24

Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected. Danny deals Rachel's ego a blow by introducing her to an exceptionally dull date, and Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is seeing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with All the Thanksgivings
Season 5 Episode 8/24

The pals digest a huge Thanksgiving meal and reminisce about their worst holiday experiences, including the time Chandler's father left his mother in favour of the houseboy, and the occasion in 1987 when a teenage Monica overheard Chandler calling her fat. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Joey tries to cover up Chandler and Monica's relationship - but only succeeds in making himself look stupid. Phoebe persuades Rachel to take a literature class with her, while Ross falls out with his co-workers, convinced one of them stole his prized sandwich
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
Season 5 Episode 12/24

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke, and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: All Aboard
Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the setting of their cruise to play games with fans and share previously unseen footage from the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes
In this special episode, Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr present previously unbroadcast cilps from the hidden camera prank show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Bag
Season 5 Episode 13/24

Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time, and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a ladies handbag. With guest star Bob Balaban (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Season 5 Episode 14/24

Chandler and Monica's relationship finally becomes public knowledge to all but Ross, who is starting to get his life back on track by renting a flat opposite the girls. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Season 5 Episode 15/24

Ross makes a bad impression on his new neighbours, and Monica piles the pressure on Chandler, demanding more commitment than he feels able to give. Joey's latest girlfriend proves a little too fiery - but he is afraid to end their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cop
Season 5 Episode 16/24

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, while Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk and decides to take the law into her own hands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 2/27

Part two of three. Michael and Jay go out for a romantic dinner, but both find it hard to resist temptation from members of the opposite sex. Meanwhile, Junior dates a local girl

Rating: 4.6
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Kyles Go to Hawaii - Part Three
Season 3 Episode 3/27

Part three of three. Michael finds out that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought, and Junior insists on staying behind with his new love Leilani

Rating: 4.6
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Season 5 Episode 17/24

Rachel is interviewed for her dream job, but makes the mistake of inadvertently kissing her prospective employer. Meanwhile, Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Smokes
Season 5 Episode 18/24

Rachel starts taking regular cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim and colleague Nancy, even though she does not smoke, while Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial. Comedy, guest starring Joanna Gleason (Boogie Nights)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Season 5 Episode 19/24

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman, but leaves her decidedly unimpressed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ride-Along
Season 5 Episode 20/24

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the sound of a gunshot causes them to fear for their lives. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally listens to a telephone message to Ross from Emily. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ball
Season 5 Episode 21/24

Phoebe learns Gary plans to ask her to move in with him, but fears it is too early in their relationship for such a commitment, and asks Chandler to help her change his mind. While the rest of the gang become obsessed with playing a game of catch. Guest starring Michael Rapaport, with Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Big Break
Season 5 Episode 22/24

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to start filming his first movie role, only to receive disappointing news. Phoebe racks her brains to remember why she hates Ross so much
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Hazen and Alicia
Season 2 Episode 4/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Hazen and Alicia judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Rating: 4.5
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 10/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Full Bars
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighbourhood where the residents hand out full-sized candy bars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Fort Night
Season 4 Episode 2/22

The kids' Halloween celebrations go awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
South Park
Season 21 Episode 6/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Rick and Morty
Anatomy Park
Season 1 Episode 2/10

Jerry's parents visit, and Rick and Morty try to save a homeless man's life. Special Christmas episode guest starring Dana Carvey and John Oliver

Rating: 9.8
11:00pm
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 3/20

Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future
(Subtitles)

11:30pm
Film Scary Movie (2000)
A ghost-masked killer, reminiscent of the villain in the Scream films, stalks a group of teenagers, who go to ever more ridiculous extremes to avoid death. Spoof horror, which lampoons blockbusters such as The Blair Witch Project, I Know What You Did Last Summer and The Matrix. With Anna Faris, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth, Jon Abrahams and Shawn and Marlon Wayans

Rating: 5.2
1:10am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
My Father the Zero
Season 2 Episode 7/10

Grover's household gets shaken up when his long-lost father returns, and Milk and Jamal start going to a Koren spa in the hopes of getting a happy ending

Rating: 6
1:40am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 12/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
2:10am
Hood Adjacent
Season 1 Episode 8/

James Davis brings actress Jazmyn Simon into the studio to explain `Black Girl Magic', a phrase describing the phenomenon of black women triumphing when the odds are against them

2:40am
South Park
Fort Collins
Season 20 Episode 6/10

Schwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:05am
South Park
Oh, Jeez
Season 20 Episode 7/10

Everyone is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, while Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the Member Berries unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:30am
South Park
Members Only
Season 20 Episode 8/10

Mr Garrison deals with the aftermath of being elected president, Gerald attempts to escape the wrath of being captured by Troll Trace, and Cartman and Heidi prepare to go to Mars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Not Funny
Season 20 Episode 9/10

Butters tries to convince Cartman that Heidi might turn her back on him, while Gerald discovers the Troll Trace leader's true intentions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Season 12 Episode 2/16

Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a prenuptial agreement, which makes him reconsider getting married. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Glamping in a Yurt
Season 12 Episode 3/16

Lyndsey makes her return from rehab, while Alan and Walden try and keep up the act that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit. American comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1

Sat 28 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
The Middle
The Second Act
Season 4 Episode 3/24

It's back to school for the family, including Frankie, who unexpectedly loses her position at the car showroom. Determined not to take any job that comes her way, she enrols in college in the hope of securing a better career. Meanwhile, Axl embarks on his senior high school year and Sue mentors a new pupil. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Charlie McDermott and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Bunny Therapy
Season 4 Episode 4/24

The school therapist urges Frankie and Mike to address Brick's unique behaviour by buying him a pet - but the ill-tempered rabbit they bring home does not have quite the desired effect. Trouble brews for Axl as the school dance approaches - he is dating two cheerleaders but is not sure which one of them is actually his girlfriend. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Atticus Shaffer and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Please Don't Feed the Hecks
Season 9 Episode 2/

Sue and Lexie prepare to move back into their college apartment, but find that it has been sublet to a man who refuses to leave. Axl gets a job as Brick's school bus driver

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
Life in Pieces
Interuptus Date Breast Movin'
Season 1 Episode 2/22

Joan attempts to organise an impromptu family therapy session, while Matt and Colleen go on a disastrous date

Rating: 10
10:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
10:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Below The Belt
Season 1 Episode 14/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
11:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Bathroom Break
Season 1 Episode 15/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
11:30am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 1 Episode 1/

Revival of the Japanese game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Kyle, Boy Genius
Season 2 Episode 23/29

Junior takes an IQ test that leaves his parents convinced he is a genius, although his impressive scores turn out to be a mistake. Kady makes career plans and starts exercising her authority round the house
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
Season 2 Episode 24/29

The children tease Michael about his age, so he pretends he has injured his back to gain sympathy, and to shame them into being nice to him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Make Over
Season 2 Episode 25/29

Michael tries to provide a confidence-booster for Jay, who is feeling inadequate following a meeting with a former cheerleader they knew at school. Meanwhile, Junior gets trapped in the girls' locker room. American comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:35pm
My Wife and Kids
The Bowling Show
Season 2 Episode 26/29

The Kyle and Tyler families compete against each nother in a bowling tournament, and Junior develops a crush on his opponents' daughter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:05pm
Friends
The One with the Free Porn
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Ross pours out his heart to Emily, but is unprepared for her reaction, while Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV and try to make sure they do not disappear
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's New Dress
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie - which she then has to pretend is a new dress. Starring Jennifer Aniston and Tate Donovan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:05pm
Friends
The One with All the Haste
Season 4 Episode 19/24

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from Chandler and Joey, and there are major changes afoot for lovebirds Ross and Emily. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with All the Wedding Dresses
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring and forces him to seek professional help, while Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:05pm
Friends
The One with the Invitation
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Meanwhile, the others work out whether they can attend the ceremony. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:40pm
Friends
The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Joey somehow manages to lose Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:10pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part One
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Rachel and a heavily pregnant Phoebe stay at home while Chandler, Joey and Monica go to England for Ross's wedding to Emily. Once there, however, it seems all Joey and Chandler can do is bicker. Guest starring Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:40pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Wedding - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. As everyone makes their final preparations for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love for him before he marries Emily. Guest starring Jennifer Saunders, Elliott Gould, Hugh Laurie and Tom Conti
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:15pm
Film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
An eccentric but brilliant former cop sets himself up to champion the underdog - as a private eye specialising in locating missing animals. The zany detective is called in to find a kidnapped dolphin - the mascot of an American football team - and uncovers a plot involving high-level police corruption. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc and Noble Willingham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 10/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Dream Crusher
Season 1 Episode 16/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
9:00pm
Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters
Comedy puppeteer Jeff Dunham performs at Lucas Theater in Savannah, Georgia, bringing along his usual host of comedy characters. Grumpy Walter, Peanut, beer-swilling redneck Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno and Achmed the Dead Terrorist all take on spooky personas as they join their creator on stage for a Halloween-themed showcase

Rating: 5
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Lupita Nyong'o vs Regina Hall
Season 3 Episode 4/24

Musical game show in which Scary Movie actress Regina Hall and Oscar-winning star of 12 Years a Slave Lupita Nyong'o go head to head lip-synching to a song of their choice. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from supermodel co-host Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Hazen and Alicia
Season 2 Episode 4/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Hazen and Alicia judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Rating: 4.5
11:00pm
Film Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Teenage survivors of an encounter with a ghost-faced killer end up in college and try to forget the trauma of earlier events - but fate takes a hand when an eccentric college professor bribes them to stay in a haunted house in return for A-grades. Spoof horror sequel, starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris and Tim Curry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:35am
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central: Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
Season 3 Episode 5/

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Rose Matafeo and Dane Baptiste
(Subtitles)

1:05am
Rick and Morty
Anatomy Park
Season 1 Episode 2/10

Jerry's parents visit, and Rick and Morty try to save a homeless man's life. Special Christmas episode guest starring Dana Carvey and John Oliver
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.8
1:05am
South Park
Safe Space
Season 19 Episode 5/10

Cartman falls victim to internet body-shaming, so PC Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:35am
South Park
Tweek x Craig
Season 19 Episode 6/10

Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, and they are as surprised as everyone else, so Cartman's cupid self decides to work his magic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:35am
South Park
Season 21 Episode 6/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Naughty Ninjas
Season 19 Episode 7/10

Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy, and there are major consequences. The boys play ninja in Shi Tpa Town, but get mistaken for another set of black clad baddies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:20am
South Park
Sponsored Content
Season 19 Episode 8/10

Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology, while presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:45am
Legends of Chamberlain Heights
My Father the Zero
Season 2 Episode 7/10

Grover's household gets shaken up when his long-lost father returns, and Milk and Jamal start going to a Koren spa in the hopes of getting a happy ending
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:05am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 3/20

Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future
(Subtitles)

3:30am
Bob's Burgers
Full Bars
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighbourhood where the residents hand out full-sized candy bars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Fort Night
Season 4 Episode 2/22

The kids' Halloween celebrations go awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
The Middle
The Hose
Season 4 Episode 5/24

The Hecks' trashy neighbour Rita accuses Frankie of stealing her hosepipe, and promises to make her life a living hell. Sue is shocked to find out how little Mike earns, so she goes on an economy drive, while Axl teaches Brick about the birds and the bees. Brooke Shields guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:35am
The Middle
Halloween III: The Driving
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Halloween arrives, but the Hecks are in for a fright of a different nature when Sue receives her provisional driver's licence. Will Frankie or Mike dare to climb in the car with their hapless daughter behind the wheel? Meanwhile, Axl is able to vote in his first election, but takes his duty as an American citizen a little too seriously, and too many sweets bring out a different side to bookworm Brick
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1