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Thu 19 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 6/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
9:30am
Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure he is facing, so Charlie persuades him a trip to Las Vegas would take his mind off the operation. However, things take a turn for the worse and they end up staying at home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Ear-sy Rider
Season 3 Episode 1/23

.Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high-school bully, and Bob meets the members of a motorcycle gang when they visit to honour their fallen leader. The return of the animated comedy, featuring the voices of H Jon Benjamin and Kristen Schaal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Full Bars
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighbourhood where the residents hand out full-sized candy bars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:55am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:01pm
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 17/29

Part two of two. Michael endures a disastrous evening at a Japanese restaurant, but consoles himself with the thought that he will eventually be able to watch the game he recorded before setting off. Unfortunately, he arrives home to find the butler has taped over it

Rating: 4.6
12:31pm
My Wife and Kids
Double Date
Season 2 Episode 18/29

Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her, so decides to spy on them in a bid to unmask the suitor as nothing more than a hormone-driven teenager

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Christmas Trees
Season 5 Episode 7/22

Hal and the boys enter the season of goodwill in a competitive spirit when the local church starts to undercut them on Christmas tree prices. Meanwhile, Otto's bickering relatives arrive, giving Francis a taste of home. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Block Party
Season 5 Episode 8/22

The Wilkersons come home early from holiday to discover the neighbours are in the middle of a street party celebrating their absence - prompting them to go on a charm offensive to win over the locals. Starring Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Season 3 Episode 4/23

The captain of a cruise ship the Belchers are on requests that Bob be his personal chef, while Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
The Middle
Pitch Imperfect
Season 8 Episode 12/23

Axl realises that, with only four months of college left, he has yet to apply for a job. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:30pm
The Middle
Ovary and Out
Season 8 Episode 13/23

Frankie finds out that she cannot have any more children, so Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's baby to put some perspective on being an older parent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:00pm
The Middle
Sorry Not Sorry
Season 8 Episode 14/23

Brick witnesses Mike and Frankie fighting after the pipes in the basement suddenly burst, so he asks Sue and Axl to stage an intervention
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:30pm
The Middle
Dental High Jinks
Season 8 Episode 15/23

Mike does all he can to avoid getting a dental problem fixed, including a series of lies to keep Frankie at bay, while Sue decides to pursue Tyler, the golf cart guy on campus
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Special
The pranksters count down the most memorable moments of the show according to viewers, including Q speaking Olde English at the Castle of White and Sal chanting at a baseball game
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Pay It Forward
Season 1 Episode 1/16

Hidden camera show featuring the pranks of comedy troupe the Tenderloins, who are Joe Gatto, James Murray, Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano. The guys pretend to be crazy cashiers at a fast-food outlet, Times Square tour guides and Costco store employees
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
The Middle
Swing and a Miss
Season 8 Episode 16/23

Lexie spends spring break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl, while the quarry softball team is on a losing streak so Mike hires a ringer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
7:30pm
The Middle
Exes and Ohhhs
Season 8 Episode 17/23

Axl runs into nearly all his exes while at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and Weird Ashley, and Hutch tells him the universe is trying to tell him something
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Season 3 Episode 4/23

The captain of a cruise ship the Belchers are on requests that Bob be his personal chef, while Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Bob's Burgers
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 6 Episode 6/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether TV, online or print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. He is joined by a mystery guest who has featured in the news, while members of the audience are invited on to the People's Podium, and the show ends with a heart-warming tale. First aired in 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
South Park
Pink Eye
Season 1 Episode 7/13

The boys prepare for Halloween, but their plans to win the school costume contest are thwarted when the Mir space station plummets to Earth and a weird epidemic hits town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
South Park
Starvin' Marvin
Season 1 Episode 8/13

The government sends Cartman to Ethiopia after he is mistaken for a starving African child. Adult animation set in the oddball Colorado town of South Park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Jackass
Season 1 Episode 2/8

Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the LA River, and performs stunts including Blind Driver, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating and Urban Kayaker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
12:30am
Jackass
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Johnny Knoxville tries his hand at sumo wrestling, while the crew members take to their BMXs for some jousting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:00am
Workaholics
Tactona 420
Season 7 Episode 7/10

The office holds a remote-controlled car race, and Blake adopts a mouse. Comedy, starring Anders Holm, Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:30am
Fameless Prankers
Hypnosis Therapy for Losers
Season 2 Episode 6/

A wannabe treasure hunter unearths a monstrous discovery, while an attempt at reuniting best friends turns ugly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 10/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q Brand make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
3:00am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 7/12

Robin Ince, Josie Long, Simon Munnery, Alun Cochrane and Tony Law perform in the show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:25am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 8/12

Henning Wehn, Tony Law, Eleanor Tiernan, Boothby Graffoe and Simon Munnery perform in the alternative stand-up comedy show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:50am
Mike & Molly
The Good Wife
Season 6 Episode 6/13

Mike grows concerned about how Molly is spending her leisure time between novels, and tries to push her into becoming the perfect home-maker. Comedy, starring Billy Gardell

Rating: 7.1
4:10am
Mike & Molly
Weekend with Birdie
Season 6 Episode 7/13

Mike brings home a stray puppy for the weekend, but when Molly has difficulty bonding with the pooch, she begins to doubt her maternal skills. Comedy, starring Melissa McCarthy

Rating: 7.1
4:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Christmas Trees
Season 5 Episode 7/22

Hal and the boys enter the season of goodwill in a competitive spirit when the local church starts to undercut them on Christmas tree prices. Meanwhile, Otto's bickering relatives arrive, giving Francis a taste of home. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:50am
Malcolm in the Middle
Block Party
Season 5 Episode 8/22

The Wilkersons come home early from holiday to discover the neighbours are in the middle of a street party celebrating their absence - prompting them to go on a charm offensive to win over the locals. Starring Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:15am
Epic Meal Empire
Challahwood
Season 1 Episode 7/20

Harley Morenstein's family shows up unexpectedly to celebrate the holidays, so he feeds them a big Holywood-inspired Jewish meal

5:35am
Epic Meal Empire
Fabionnaise
Season 1 Episode 8/20

Josh accepts a challenge from Fabio Viviani, and tries to best the celebrity chef at his own game

Fri 20 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 7/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
9:30am
Two and a Half Men
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Charlie injures his back and refuses to let his chiropractor brother help him. Seeking medical advice, he finds out his new doctor is a beautiful woman - but does not realise they have met before. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Season 3 Episode 4/23

The captain of a cruise ship the Belchers are on requests that Bob be his personal chef, while Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:55am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
Season 2 Episode 19/29

Michael's estranged parents drop in for a visit, making him fear their constant bickering will set a bad example to the children - but his efforts to keep the peace only make things worse. Meanwhile, Janet frets over Junior's determination to have sex with his new girlfriend

Rating: 4.6
12:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
Season 2 Episode 20/29

Michael finds a grey hair and decides to take up boxing to get into shape. Meanwhile, Claire gets ready for her first date with Tony, but Junior mishears their conversation and jumps to the wrong conclusion. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans, Jennifer Nicole Freeman and Andrew McFarlane

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Dirty Magazine
Season 5 Episode 9/22

Malcolm is made editor of the school's literary magazine, but finds himself forced to censor a story. Hal tries to ingratiate himself with the woman in the office responsible for cutbacks, while Francis teaches Otto to dance. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Hot Tub
Season 5 Episode 10/22

Hal splashes out on a new hot tub. Malcolm gets involved in a dispute with Polly's former boyfriend, and Otto confronts one of Francis's old enemies. Family comedy, guest starring Julie Hagerty (Airplane!) and Kenneth Mars (The Producers)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Deepening
Season 3 Episode 6/23

In a parody of Jaws, Mr Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie, and Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
Season 3 Episode 7/23

When Tina accidentally ruins the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in a fraud case
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
The Middle
Swing and a Miss
Season 8 Episode 16/23

Lexie spends spring break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl, while the quarry softball team is on a losing streak so Mike hires a ringer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:30pm
The Middle
Exes and Ohhhs
Season 8 Episode 17/23

Axl runs into nearly all his exes while at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and Weird Ashley, and Hutch tells him the universe is trying to tell him something
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:00pm
The Middle
The Par-tay
Season 8 Episode 18/23

Mike gets into an argument about a plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:30pm
The Middle
The Confirmation
Season 8 Episode 19/23

After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: All Aboard
Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the setting of their cruise to play games with fans and share previously unseen footage from the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Documentary going behind the scenes on the show, providing an inside look at how the it is shot and what it is like for the cast and crew

Rating: 5.4
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
The Middle
Adult Swim
Season 8 Episode 20/23

Frankie is thrilled when Axl allows her to take him suit shopping for business interviews, and Mike threatens to get rid of the family pool if Sue and Brick do not start using it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
7:30pm
The Middle
Clear and Present Danger
Season 8 Episode 21/23

Frankie looks for the gift she bought for Al's graduation, Sue decides to make a video for Mike's birthday and Brick asks Axl to help him get in shape
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Deepening
Season 3 Episode 6/23

In a parody of Jaws, Mr Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie, and Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
Season 3 Episode 7/23

When Tina accidentally ruins the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in a fraud case
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Kevin Bridges Live in Glasgow
The comedian brings his unique brand of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners to Glasgow's SECC, where he performs to a sell-out crowd of 10,000 fans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00am
Jackass
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Ryan Dunn immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage, among other crazy stunts and wind-ups
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:30am
Jackass
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Johnny Knoxville puts a cricket box through the ultimate self-defence test, Chris Pontius is savaged by a guard dog while wearing a big pink bunny suit and Steve-O snorts a live earthworm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 18/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q share sad stories in the park, then offer up new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the florist to stump each other
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
The Parent Trap
Season 10 Episode 3/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery sticky-note showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give financial tips to unsuspecting clients
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
3:00am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 9/12

Stephen Carlin, Robin Ince and Phil Nichol perform in the alternative stand-up comedy show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:25am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 10/12

Paul Foot and Glenn Wool perform in the alternative stand-up comedy show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:50am
Broad City
Jews on a Plane
Season 3 Episode 10/10

Part two of two. Abbi gets her period while on an aeroplane and she and Ilana go to extreme lengths to find a tampon. Guest starring Adam Levine and Seth Green
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
4:10am
Mike & Molly
Baby, Please Don't Go
Season 6 Episode 9/13

Fate presents Molly with an opportunity after she finds one of her former fourth-grade students homeless and pregnant

Rating: 7.1
4:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Dirty Magazine
Season 5 Episode 9/22

Malcolm is made editor of the school's literary magazine, but finds himself forced to censor a story. Hal tries to ingratiate himself with the woman in the office responsible for cutbacks, while Francis teaches Otto to dance. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:50am
Malcolm in the Middle
Hot Tub
Season 5 Episode 10/22

Hal splashes out on a new hot tub. Malcolm gets involved in a dispute with Polly's former boyfriend, and Otto confronts one of Francis's old enemies. Family comedy, guest starring Julie Hagerty (Airplane!) and Kenneth Mars (The Producers)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:15am
Epic Meal Empire
Scavenger Hunt
Season 1 Episode 9/20

When the call goes out to crowd-source an epic meal, the guys must rack their brains to assemble a feast worthy of their die-hard fans

5:35am
Epic Meal Empire
TGI Fried, Eh?
Season 1 Episode 10/20

Film director Kevin Smith helps Harley Morenstein and his team comfort some homesick Canadians with an epic meal

Sat 21 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
Malcolm in the Middle
Vegas
Season 5 Episode 1/22

The Wilkersons travel to Las Vegas, where Hal is bitten by the gambling bug and bets his life insurance policy, and Lois sees her favourite singer at a show. Guest starring David Cassidy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Watching the Baby
Season 5 Episode 2/22

Dewey makes up an incredible story to entertain the baby, and Hal goes out to buy nappies while Lois is asleep - only to find himself accused of being a shoplifter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
10:00am
Malcolm in the Middle
Goodbye Kitty
Season 5 Episode 3/22

Stevie ends up in shock when he learns the truth about Kitty and Abe's divorce, while Dewey tries to get more attention from the family by eating baby food. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Erik Per Sullivan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
10:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Thanksgiving
Season 5 Episode 4/22

Malcolm goes off to a boozy Thanksgiving party, where he meets a good-looking girl who seems intent on flirting with him. Reese is left to prepare the dinner with Hal and Dewey roped in as his assistants, while Francis and Piama arrive at the house almost ready to divorce
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
11:00am
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Films Reese
Season 5 Episode 5/22

Malcolm uses Reese as the subject of his school experiment, and Francis struggles to keep his poise when he falls victim to a nasty reviewer. Dewey starts performing as a street entertainer to earn extra cash. Family comedy, starring Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield and Christopher Masterson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
11:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm's Job
Season 5 Episode 6/22

Malcolm discovers the awful secret Lois has been hiding, while Hal's father-and-child classes become more interesting once he starts betting on babies. Dewey runs away to be with Francis after growing tired of the rest of the family. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Torpedo
Season 1 Episode 13/13

The restaurateur is thrilled when his favourite baseball player joins the local minor-league team - but when he gets the opportunity to befriend his hero, he discovers how corrupt the game has become. Meanwhile, Gene develops a passion for mascot racing. Animated comedy, guest starring Robert Ben Garant (Reno 911!), Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Synchronised Swimming
Season 2 Episode 3/9

Louise, Gene and Tina manage to get out of PE class by pretending to work on an independent study project about synchronised swimming. However, the kids face the daunting prospect of having to put on a real performance in the pool when Linda offers to become their coach
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Moody Foodie
Season 2 Episode 7/9

The local newspaper's food critic, the `Moody Foodie', gives the restaurant a bad review, but Bob tries to change his mind by visiting the man's home and making him dinner. However, things spiral out of control when the Foodie makes it clear he does not welcome guests - and then some of Bob's fellow restaurateurs decide to pay the critic a visit too. With the guest voice of Patton Oswalt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Beefsquatch
Season 2 Episode 9/9

Bob is thrilled when he is offered a cookery slot on a local daytime TV show. However, his bubble bursts when Gene's antics steal the spotlight from his food - leading to a bitter feud between father and son. Meanwhile, Tina attracts an admirer who has an unhealthy obsession. With the guest voices of Samantha Bee and Thomas Lennon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 13/16

The guys work as stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memories again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
4:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 14/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr work behind the counter of a famous New York City deli and head to Union Square, where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling ice lollies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 15/16

The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint-and-guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoeshiners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:00pm
The Middle
Halloween VIII: The Heckoning
Season 8 Episode 3/23

Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick, while Axl lashes out at his family after being forced to be nice to April
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
6:30pm
The Middle
True Grit
Season 8 Episode 4/23

Sue asks for Axl's advice on how to break up with Jeremy, Brick tries to fit in with his fellow high-schoolers, and Frankie accidentally buys racy underwear
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
7:00pm
The Middle
Roadkill
Season 8 Episode 5/23

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
7:30pm
The Middle
Thanksgiving VIII
Season 8 Episode 6/23

Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:00pm
The Middle
Look Who's Not Talking
Season 8 Episode 7/23

American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton as a struggling housewife. With Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:30pm
The Middle
Trip and Fall
Season 8 Episode 8/23

Rita Glossner takes Frankie on a road trip, while Mike takes a fall at the quarry and Sue tries to get Axl to end his estrangement from the family
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Jackass
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Ryan Dunn immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage, among other crazy stunts and wind-ups
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:30am
Jackass
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Johnny Knoxville puts a cricket box through the ultimate self-defence test, Chris Pontius is savaged by a guard dog while wearing a big pink bunny suit and Steve-O snorts a live earthworm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A stand-up performance by the comedian recorded in 2009 during his twice extended tour, which sold more than 120,000 tickets. Russell shares his opinions on time travel, ladies on trains, teenage parties, Charles Darwin and dressing up dogs

Rating: 2.5
3:00am
John Bishop: The Sunshine Tour
The popular stand-up star performs, telling a selection of anecdotes reflecting on how his life has changed since he became famous, including what his kids really think of him and why this is his time in the sunshine. Along the way he pokes fun at baby-minding, shopping and Saturday Night Fever
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:45am
Teachers
Bad Tweeter
Season 1 Episode 7/10

Ms Snap gets in trouble at school when she posts a nasty message on Twitter, while Ms Feldman tries to bring a shy girl out of her shell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
4:05am
Teachers
Sex Ed
Season 1 Episode 8/10

Ms Bennigan is assigned to teach a subject she is not at all comfortable with, while Ms Snap goes up against a `helicopter' parent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
4:30am
Two and a Half Men
Not in My Mouth
Season 9 Episode 17/24

Walden shares his true feelings with Zoey during a near-death experience, but is upset when she does not reciprocate. Meanwhile, Alan begins to suspect Lyndsey has a drinking problem. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:50am
Two and a Half Men
The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Walden's former business partner Billy (guest star Patton Oswalt) turns up at the beach house to present his old colleague with a new money-making scheme. However, the pair's frosty relationship threatens to get in the way of success. Meanwhile, a lonely Alan goes to visit Berta. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Conchata Ferrell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:15am
Two and a Half Men
Palmdale, Ech
Season 9 Episode 19/24

With Zoey out of town, Walden ends up hanging out with Jake and Eldridge, who enlist him to drive them to a high-school party. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey decide to introduce their mothers to each other
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:35am
Two and a Half Men
Grandma's Pie
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife Bridget. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with the relationship between their mothers. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4

Sun 22 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Ear-sy Rider
Season 3 Episode 1/23

.Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high-school bully, and Bob meets the members of a motorcycle gang when they visit to honour their fallen leader. The return of the animated comedy, featuring the voices of H Jon Benjamin and Kristen Schaal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
12:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Full Bars
Season 3 Episode 2/23

The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighbourhood where the residents hand out full-sized candy bars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
1:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
Season 3 Episode 4/23

The captain of a cruise ship the Belchers are on requests that Bob be his personal chef, while Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
1:30pm
Bob's Burgers
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Season 3 Episode 5/23

Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:00pm
The Middle
Escape Orson
Season 8 Episode 10/23

The comedy returns after a break, with the Hecks winning a free pass to an escape room, where they to solve a series of puzzles to get out within a set time limit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:30pm
The Middle
Hoosier Maid
Season 8 Episode 11/23

Frankie is ecstatic when she wins a month's worth of free maid service, while Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:00pm
The Middle
Pitch Imperfect
Season 8 Episode 12/23

Axl realises that, with only four months of college left, he has yet to apply for a job. Meanwhile, Brad agrees to lead Sue's acapella group in a music competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:30pm
The Middle
Ovary and Out
Season 8 Episode 13/23

Frankie finds out that she cannot have any more children, so Mike tries to cheer her up by borrowing Diedre's baby to put some perspective on being an older parent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
4:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 13/16

The guys work as stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memories again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 14/16

Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr work behind the counter of a famous New York City deli and head to Union Square, where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling ice lollies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 15/16

The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint-and-guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoeshiners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 6 Episode 16/16

The pranksters must explain their off-colour CVs while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 1/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q head to Miami to play pranks on the beach, and they also zip around on scooters controlled by the others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 2/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, pose as hairstylists, while the punished joker melts down during a presentation on climate change
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 3/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team-building seminar and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, the loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 4/13

Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to confuse shoppers in an epic game of hide-and-sneak, and the guys draw straws at a barbecue joint
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 5/13

The guys work on the tills at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces his fears in a terrifying elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 6/13

The guys try to humiliate one another at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
10:00pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 15/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q bark up the wrong tree at a pet store, play a game of catch with groceries in a supermarket, and try to get strangers' signatures for ridiculous causes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 18/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q share sad stories in the park, then offer up new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the florist to stump each other
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Parent Trap
Season 10 Episode 3/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery sticky-note showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give financial tips to unsuspecting clients
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:30am
Bob's Burgers
The Deepening
Season 3 Episode 6/23

In a parody of Jaws, Mr Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie, and Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
1:55am
Bob's Burgers
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
Season 3 Episode 7/23

When Tina accidentally ruins the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in a fraud case
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:25am
Jon Richardson: Nidiot
A stand-up performance recorded live in front of a sell-out crowd at the Hammersmith Apollo, in which the comic reaches new levels of frustration, but also proves that finding contentment hasn't necessarily ruined his life

Rating: 8.7
3:20am
Comedy Store
Micky Flanagan at the Comedy Store
Stand-up humour with the comedian on the subjects of school, travelling and dating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
3:45am
Teachers
Hot Lunch
Season 1 Episode 9/10

Mrs Adler finally gets parent volunteers, but for all the wrong reasons, while Ms Bennigan tries out her stand-up material on the other teachers ahead of her first-ever gig
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
4:05am
Teachers
The Last Day
Season 1 Episode 10/10

The staff bid farewell to another school year, with reflection, drunken buffoonery, arguments, complaints and general terrible teaching
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
4:30am
Two and a Half Men
Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Alan suffers a minor heart attack and is admitted to hospital to recuperate. However, his time on the wards proves less than relaxing when he is visited by the ghost of his brother Charlie - who takes a wholly unexpected form. Comedy, guest starring Kathy Bates
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:50am
Two and a Half Men
The Straw in My Doughnut Hole
Season 9 Episode 23/24

Alan is released from hospital following his heart attack, prompting his friends and family to shower him with love and affection. However, Zoey is not so sure he deserves all the attention. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:15am
Two and a Half Men
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 9 Episode 24/24

Jake is pressured to make an important decision about his future after graduating from high school. Starring Jon Cryer, Angus T Jones and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:35am
Two and a Half Men
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Season 10 Episode 1/23

Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoey's birthday with the help of Michael Bolton, while Jake and Eldridge adjust to life in the military. Award-winning American comedy series starring Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4

Mon 23 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 7/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
9:30am
Two and a Half Men
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Judith bills Alan for a pair of expensive shoes she bought Jake, and Evelyn harasses Charlie for not keeping in contact. Peeved and generally aggrieved, the brothers take their frustrations out on each other. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Deepening
Season 3 Episode 6/23

In a parody of Jaws, Mr Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie, and Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
Season 3 Episode 7/23

When Tina accidentally ruins the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in a fraud case
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Land Ship
Season 6 Episode 2/19

During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalism
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:30am
Bob's Burgers
The Gene and Courtney Show
Season 6 Episode 7/19

Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
12:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
Season 2 Episode 21/29

Kady's soccer team complains that Janet is pushing them too hard, so Michael steps in and replaces her as coach - but his easy-going approach fails to fill them with the will to win

Rating: 4.6
12:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
Season 2 Episode 22/29

Michael receives advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona, while Claire tries to convince Kady that ET is not as scary as she thinks

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Ida's Boyfriend
Season 5 Episode 11/22

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) announces she is getting married to a rich Chinese man she met on a cruise - but the family is not convinced her intentions toward her fiance are honourable. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to hide his tongue piercing from his parents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Softball
Season 5 Episode 12/22

Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team, unaware Lois is the coach. Reese tries to beat Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a junkyard, while Hal mistakenly applies to join the CIA. Starring Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Season 3 Episode 8/23

Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying, but when he tries to, he finds out that her dad writes jingles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Linda fears her bond with Louise is not as strong as her one with Tina, so they attend a mother-daughter seminar
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
The Middle
Adult Swim
Season 8 Episode 20/23

Frankie is thrilled when Axl allows her to take him suit shopping for business interviews, and Mike threatens to get rid of the family pool if Sue and Brick do not start using it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:30pm
The Middle
Clear and Present Danger
Season 8 Episode 21/23

Frankie looks for the gift she bought for Al's graduation, Sue decides to make a video for Mike's birthday and Brick asks Axl to help him get in shape
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:00pm
The Middle
The Final Final
Season 8 Episode 22/23

Frankie, Mike and Brick begin to notice their luck has changed dramatically for the better, while Axl misses his final college test and pleads with his teacher to let him take it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:30pm
The Middle
Fight or Flight
Season 8 Episode 23/23

Axl tells Frankie and Mike he plans to go to Europe over the summer with Kenny, while Brick discovers his backache is due to not sitting in his lawn chair
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Joketober
Hidden camera practical joke show featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q from comedy troupe the Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 5 Episode 7/15

The guys ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phones, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author and reads an inappropriate story aloud
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 7/13

The guys are less than silent in a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall, while two of them dress up as ice-hockey goaltenders and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 8/13

The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
The Middle
The Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 2/24

In a bid to save her job, Frankie organises a publicity stunt that involves filling a car with jelly beans. Sue fails to make the swimming team and realises she needs glasses, and Brick takes an interest in his mother's romantic novels when he is no longer able to check books out of the library. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
7:30pm
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Season 3 Episode 8/23

Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying, but when he tries to, he finds out that her dad writes jingles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Linda fears her bond with Louise is not as strong as her one with Tina, so they attend a mother-daughter seminar
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Nude Beach
Season 3 Episode 11/23

Animated comedy about a burger bar owner whose attempts to make ends meet while keeping his family happy rarely go to plan. Featuring the voices of H Jon Benjamin and Kristen Schaal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:30pm
Bob's Burgers
It Snakes a Village
Season 3 Episode 18/23

The Belchers go to Florida to visit Linda's parents, who they discover live in a swingers' senior home. Meanwhile, the kids try to track down a legendary python
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
South Park
Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Season 1 Episode 9/13

The mayor decides to impose a holiday theme that will not offend anybody, while Kyle tries to convince everyone that Mr Hankey exists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
South Park
Damien
Season 1 Episode 10/13

Jesus and Satan put their lives on the line when they fight a battle for spiritual domination that interferes with Cartman's birthday party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Jackass
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Ryan Dunn immerses himself in a tank of raw sewage, among other crazy stunts and wind-ups
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
12:30am
Jackass
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Johnny Knoxville puts a cricket box through the ultimate self-defence test, Chris Pontius is savaged by a guard dog while wearing a big pink bunny suit and Steve-O snorts a live earthworm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:00am
Broad City
Sliding Doors
Season 4 Episode 1/10

New series. In a flashback, Abbi and Ilana cross paths for the first time and spend the day together. Return of the comedy, starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
1:30am
Life in Pieces
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/22

New series. Comedy about four milestone moments in the lives of one big family as told by its various members. Starring Colin Hanks and Betsy Brandt

Rating: 10
2:00am
Comedy Store
Micky Flanagan at the Comedy Store
Stand-up humour with the comedian on the subjects of school, travelling and dating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:30am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 11/12

Maeve Higgins, Andy Zaltzman, Glenn Wool, Stephen Carlin and Sam Simmons perform in the alternative stand-up comedy show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:00am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 1 Episode 12/12

Henning Wehn, Simon Munnery, Maeve Higgins, Phil Nichol and Boothby Graffoe perform in the stand-up comedy show curated by Stewart Lee
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:30am
Fameless Prankers
The Vanishing
Season 2 Episode 7/

A wannabe crime fighter discovers how time flies and a magician's apprentice watches his big break vanish into thin air
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
3:50am
Mike & Molly
Baby Bump
Season 6 Episode 10/13

Fearing that Frannie has no plans for her life post-pregnancy, Mike and Molly attempt to reconcile her with her estranged sister

Rating: 7.1
4:10am
Mike & Molly
The Adoption Option
Season 6 Episode 11/13

The couple need everyone to be on their best behaviour when the adoption agency schedules a home visit

Rating: 7.1
4:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Ida's Boyfriend
Season 5 Episode 11/22

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) announces she is getting married to a rich Chinese man she met on a cruise - but the family is not convinced her intentions toward her fiance are honourable. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to hide his tongue piercing from his parents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:50am
Malcolm in the Middle
Softball
Season 5 Episode 12/22

Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team, unaware Lois is the coach. Reese tries to beat Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a junkyard, while Hal mistakenly applies to join the CIA. Starring Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:15am
Epic Meal Empire
Fat Midnight
Season 1 Episode 11/20

Harley Morenstein and his team are hired by Chris Hardwick to cater for his @midnight podcast staff, and hope the internet-inspired extravaganza they cook up will impress them

5:35am
Epic Meal Empire
Pig Trouble in Little Tokyo
Season 1 Episode 12/20

Harley Morenstein and his crew create a high-calorie stew for sumo wrestlers and a doctor determines which member of the team is the healthiest

Tue 24 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1
9:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 8/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
9:30am
Two and a Half Men
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Season 2 Episode 22/24

Evelyn sets Alan up with her boyfriend's daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab centre. However, their encounter soon spirals into chaos and finally results in his brand new sports car being involved in a televised high-speed chase. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Season 3 Episode 8/23

Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying, but when he tries to, he finds out that her dad writes jingles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:30am
Bob's Burgers
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
Season 3 Episode 10/23

Linda fears her bond with Louise is not as strong as her one with Tina, so they attend a mother-daughter seminar
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00am
Bob's Burgers
Pro Tiki/Con Tiki
Season 6 Episode 15/19

Bob's friend Warren makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could do with a much-needed makeover, but the two men's decorating ideas do not exactly match
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:30am
Bob's Burgers
Bye Bye Boo Boo
Season 6 Episode 16/19

After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
12:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Kyle, Boy Genius
Season 2 Episode 23/29

Junior takes an IQ test that leaves his parents convinced he is a genius, although his impressive scores turn out to be a mistake. Kady makes career plans and starts exercising her authority round the house
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Back Story
Season 2 Episode 24/29

The children tease Michael about his age, so he pretends he has injured his back to gain sympathy, and to shame them into being nice to him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Lois's Sister
Season 5 Episode 13/22

Lois's younger sister Susan lavishes expensive gifts on the children during a visit, but everyone is mystified as to the reason for her generosity - until she announces she needs a kidney transplant. Comedy, guest starring Laurie Metcalf (Roseanne)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
1:30pm
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Dates a Family
Season 5 Episode 14/22

Lois boycotts her local pizza restaurant after discovering its management enforces a 15 per cent surcharge. Malcolm meets a pretty girl but gets on better with her family, while Otto suggests Francis should hire an assistant. Guest starring Sara Paxton (The Last House on the Left) and Kenneth Mars (The Producers)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
Season 3 Episode 12/23

Tina vows to find the `mad pooper' running rampant at school, while Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
My Fuzzy Valentine
Season 3 Episode 13/23

Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
The Middle
The Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 2/24

In a bid to save her job, Frankie organises a publicity stunt that involves filling a car with jelly beans. Sue fails to make the swimming team and realises she needs glasses, and Brick takes an interest in his mother's romantic novels when he is no longer able to check books out of the library. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
3:30pm
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:00pm
The Middle
The Yelling
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Frankie makes a deal with her children, stating that if they do their homework and chores she will not hassle them, while Mike accepts a job as a night driver with Bob. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
4:30pm
The Middle
Foreign Exchange
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Axl and Sue argue over who is supposed to do chores, and when Frankie persuades the family to host a foreign exchange student, their Japanese visitor shows little interest in spending any quality time with them
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
5:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
5:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Below The Belt
Season 1 Episode 14/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
6:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 9/13

The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, and tell a focus group their absurd life stories as they pitch potential movie ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
6:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 7 Episode 11/13

The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and then head to a mall, where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
7:00pm
The Middle
The Maths Class
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Frankie is furious when Brick returns home from school having scored a D in his latest maths exam, and questions his teacher's abilities. Meanwhile, Axl and Sue hunt for a buried time capsule when they stay with their eccentric Aunt Edie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
7:30pm
The Middle
The Legacy
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Mike tires of asking Axl to clear up his mess, and bans his son from playing in the final basketball game of the season as punishment. Meanwhile, Sue arouses suspicion by winning a cross-country event, and Brick suffers the humiliation of wearing hand-me-down clothes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
Season 3 Episode 12/23

Tina vows to find the `mad pooper' running rampant at school, while Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Bob's Burgers
My Fuzzy Valentine
Season 3 Episode 13/23

Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Best Bits & New Clips
Season 6 Episode 7/12

A 2012 edition in which the comedian looks back at his favourite moments from the series. He is also joined by his favourite mystery guest, there is another chance to see the best members of the public who stepped onto the People's Podium and, as ever, the show ends with a heart-warming tale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Season 1 Episode 11/13

Wendy becomes jealous when Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan fall head over heels in love with their supply teacher, Miss Ellen. US animation, featuring the voice of Natasha Henstridge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
South Park
Mecha Streisand
Season 1 Episode 12/13

The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster capable of destroying the world
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 1 Episode 5/9

The comedian offers his perspective on the big stories dominating the media across TV, online and in print in an edition from 2009, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
1:00am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 2/20

A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house, and Beth has a religious experience
(Subtitles)

1:30am
Stand Up Central
Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central: Tom Lucy and Nish Kumar
Season 3 Episode 4/

The host performs a stand-up set at Camden's Electric Ballroom and introduces guests Tom Lucy and Nish Kumar
(Subtitles)

2:00am
Fameless Prankers
The Joy of Hex
Season 2 Episode 8/

An aspiring game show host discovers his new programme is not the smash hit he thought it would be, and a dog groomer has a tough first day
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
2:30am
Impractical Jokers
Joe, Murr, Q and Sal look back at the best punishments from the show and share new secrets

Rating: 5.4
3:00am
Impractical Jokers
In a special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
3:25am
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Season 2 Episode 1/13

Tony Law, Bridget Christie and Kevin Eldon are included in the line-up of alternative stand-up comedians, and are met backstage by Stewart Lee

Rating: 7.8
3:50am
Mike & Molly
Curse of the Bambino
Season 6 Episode 12/13

The couple try to speed up the adoption process, prompting Molly to pray with Peggy at church, while Mike visits Carl's psychic

Rating: 7.1
4:10am
Mike & Molly
I See Love
Season 6 Episode 13/13

As everyone gathers for the birth of Mike and Molly's adopted child, the couple reflect on their relationship and past events. Last-ever episode of the comedy, starring Billy Gardell and Melissa McCarthy

Rating: 7.1
4:30am
Malcolm in the Middle
Lois's Sister
Season 5 Episode 13/22

Lois's younger sister Susan lavishes expensive gifts on the children during a visit, but everyone is mystified as to the reason for her generosity - until she announces she needs a kidney transplant. Comedy, guest starring Laurie Metcalf (Roseanne)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:50am
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Dates a Family
Season 5 Episode 14/22

Lois boycotts her local pizza restaurant after discovering its management enforces a 15 per cent surcharge. Malcolm meets a pretty girl but gets on better with her family, while Otto suggests Francis should hire an assistant. Guest starring Sara Paxton (The Last House on the Left) and Kenneth Mars (The Producers)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:15am
Epic Meal Empire
Downward Facing Hog
Season 1 Episode 14/20

Harley Morenstein and the team tries to nourish the souls of some yoga fans by preparing the show's first vegan meal. Plus, Harley heads to Montreal to tackle some business issues

5:35am
Epic Meal Empire
World War Goo
Season 1 Episode 13/20

Harley Morenstein and his crew prepare a dessert in the shape of a battleship to impress the bosses of a chain of baked goods stores and kiosks

Wed 25 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.1