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Thu 29 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Eric's False Alarm
Season 4 Episode 25/27

Donna goes to a motel with Casey - but Eric invites himself along to keep an eye on her, and Kelso begins stalking Jackie when he suspects she is cheating on him. American comedy, starring Laura Prepon and Topher Grace
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
8:35am
Dance Moms
Seeing Red
Season 4 Episode 18/28

Abby and the mothers gather to recall the most memorable moments of the year. Abby discusses the pain of losing her mother, while Kelly's expulsion from the team is still fresh in Christi's mind
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:20am
Dance Moms
Girl Talk
The dancers speak their minds on everything from Abby to their former team-mates and everything in between - and there are no mothers allowed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:15am
8 Simple Rules
Bridget's First Job
Season 1 Episode 3/28

To boost her finances, Bridget gets a job at a fashionable clothing shop that offers a hefty staff discount - but Paul and Cate worry she is not learning the true value of money. Kaley Cuoco stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
10:45am
8 Simple Rules
Wings
Season 1 Episode 4/28

Kerry plucks up the courage to enter an art competition, only to suffer the disappointment of having her work rejected. Meanwhile, Paul thwarts Bridget's attempts to take her driving test. John Ritter and Amy Davidson star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Jay Goes to School
Season 4 Episode 4/30

Jay decides to do something new in her life by studying psychology at college, but Michael opposes the idea
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Meet the Parents
Season 4 Episode 5/30

Vanessa's parents visit the Kyles to discuss the baby, but Michael is outraged by what he sees as their unreasonable demands and feels compelled to stand up for himself. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
What Do You Know?
Season 4 Episode 28/30

The family members play a game which reveals exactly how much they know about each other. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
The Baby - Part One
Season 4 Episode 29/30

Part one of two. Junior and Vanessa decide to have their baby at home. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Abby Strikes Back
Season 4 Episode 4/28

There is mayhem among the mums when Jill accuses Christi of lying to help Chloe win the most recent contest. Plus, Abby announces her first national open audition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 6/25

High Court enforcement agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner are in Birmingham on a potentially dangerous, full-scale eviction of a large traveller community. Meanwhile, in London's diamond district Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin are chasing nearly £6,000 owed by a jeweller to an unhappy customer, although a solicitor tries to convince Delroy his client owes nothing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Shane steps in when Aaron's sales pitch to a potential investor goes awry, Finn tries to justify himself and Ben overreacts when he hears Yashvi and Luke gossiping about Xanthe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Another argument leads Zac to the conclusion that his marriage is over, while Leah tells Irene she wants to sell her share of the diner. Olivia finds Hunter's DNA test results
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Solo Fever
Season 2 Episode 25/28

The Nationals loom and Abby must decide who will achieve their wish to compete. The girls feel the pressure as they are challenged to showcase their moves in a solo dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Moving On Out
Season 4 Episode 14/30

Junior grows tired of living in the garage and decides to look for a place of his own, helped by John - who is forced to dress up and pose as his grandmother in a desperate bid to fool a pushy estate agent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Candy Wars
Season 4 Episode 15/30

Michael agrees to help Kady sell chocolate to raise money for her school. However, he takes the challenge too seriously and spoils her fun by clashing with the father of another child
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Shane steps in when Aaron's sales pitch to a potential investor goes awry, Finn tries to justify himself and Ben overreacts when he hears Yashvi and Luke gossiping about Xanthe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
John wants to organise a fundraiser for the surf club, while James's father offers Roo money if she agrees not to contact his family. Irene decides to take a break from the Bay
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
Chloe v Kendall Round Two
Season 4 Episode 5/28

Chloe and Kendall go head to head for the second time in the series. Meanwhile, Cathy prepares to beat Abby's dancers with a new team of boys
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
Dance Moms
Mack Z v Abby Lee
Season 6 Episode 17/30

Abby gives Brynn and JoJo hip-hop solos, but hands Mackenzie a safe acrobatic routine. Mackenzie fights for what she wants, as Abby flees the studio. American reality series about the world of competitive dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:00pm
Film Snitch (2013)
A man learns his estranged son is facing 10 years in prison for a crime he did not commit, so makes a deal with the authorities. In return for the charges being dropped, he will go undercover as an informant in a drug trafficking operation, putting his life on the line to bring the cartel down. Crime thriller, starring Dwayne Johnson and Susan Sarandon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film Snitch (2013)
A man learns his estranged son is facing 10 years in prison for a crime he did not commit, so makes a deal with the authorities. In return for the charges being dropped, he will go undercover as an informant in a drug trafficking operation, putting his life on the line to bring the cartel down. Crime thriller, starring Dwayne Johnson and Susan Sarandon

Rating: 7
11:15pm
South Park
City Sushi
Season 15 Episode 6/14

Butters is diagnosed as having multiple-personality disorder, and the boys set out to help him understand his condition. However, the truth turns out to be harder to accept than they expected
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:45pm
South Park
You're Getting Old
Season 15 Episode 7/14

Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, but begins to experience some unusual changes to his personality shortly after the event. Concerned for his welbeing, he visits a doctor, who confirms he has become cynical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:10am
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

New series. Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:45am
Sex Pod
Season 2 Episode 3/10

Two young women want to know more about genital hygiene, and two students ask if there are any legal issues involved with having sex in outdoor places
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:50am
The Magicians
Knight of Crowns
Season 2 Episode 1/13

Quentin seeks out a witch to help save his friends, while Penny's injuries are healed by a magical river - but she is placed under a curse for her lack of respect
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:50am
The Magicians
Hotel Spa Potions
Season 2 Episode 2/13

Professor Bigby, a pixie and a former teacher of battle magic, gives Alice a spell capable of killing the Beast. It needs to be handled with care because if Alice is within 20 feet of its target when she deploys it, she will also die. Meanwhile though, Julia and the Beast kidnap Marina, intending to use her as bait to trap Reynard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:35am
That '70s Show
That '70s Musical
Season 4 Episode 24/27

Fez has a daydream in which he and the gang star in a musical as preparations for the school choir's annual concert get under way. Guest starring the Who vocalist Roger Daltrey
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Fri 30 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Everybody Loves Casey
Season 4 Episode 26/27

Kitty wins a year's supply of hot dogs and throws a neighbourhood barbecue, while Kelso decides to dump Jackie, and Eric confronts manipulative Casey about Donna
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
8:35am
Dance Moms
The Battle of Maddie v Chloe
Maddie and Chloe have fought for first place in competitions and ultimately for a place in Abby's heart. However, the main rivalry may actually be between their mothers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:20am
Dance Moms
Abby's Top Ten Dances
Abby reveals her favourite group dances. Counting down to number one, she offers the inside story on how the dances came about and the drama behind the scenes. Plus, all-new extended cuts of the best Dance Moms dances
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:15am
8 Simple Rules
Son-in-Law
Season 1 Episode 5/28

Kerry is furious to learn that Paul is relaxing the household curfew for Bridget just because she is dating the best sportsman in the state - high-school basketball star Travis `the Rainman' Smith. John Ritter and Katey Sagal star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
10:45am
8 Simple Rules
Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 6/28

Bridget tries out for the cheerleading squad, but Kerry is chosen instead. Meanwhile, Paul struggles to wean Rory off video games and get him interested in reading. Starring John Ritter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
He's Having a Baby
Season 4 Episode 6/30

Michael decides to test Junior's suitability for imminent fatherhood - by challenging him to look after a water-filled balloon for an entire week without bursting it. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
The Funeral
Season 4 Episode 7/30

The Kyles perform an act of charity by attending the funeral of an old lady they have never met, but unfortunately Kady is asked to kiss the corpse goodbye and Jay is press-ganged into singing her favourite R'n'B song
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Calvin Comes to Stay
Season 4 Episode 22/30

Vanessa's father moves in after his wife kicks him out of their home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Calvin Goes to Work
Season 4 Episode 23/30

Michael's worst fears are realised after he reluctantly agrees to give Vanessa's father a job at Kyle Trucking. American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the kids while their mother goes out to work. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Chloe v Kendall Round Two
Season 4 Episode 5/28

Chloe and Kendall go head to head for the second time in the series. Meanwhile, Cathy prepares to beat Abby's dancers with a new team of boys
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 11/25

In south London, father-and-son team Del and Dael Anglin face death threats from a debtor's father, after arriving at a property to collect a debt of over £3,500. Meanwhile, in east London, two agents are confronted with a tenant who claims to have had no prior warning that he is being evicted from his tiny bedsit. Del and Brian try to recover £6,000 owed by a London hotel to a catering supply company, and Paul and Steve must tackle a difficult eviction
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Karl has some devastating news for Terese, Ben refuses to tell his side of the story and Mishti and Aaron separately put in a bid for The Shed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
John wants to organise a fundraiser for the surf club, while James's father offers Roo money if she agrees not to contact his family. Irene decides to take a break from the Bay
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Nationals 90210
Season 2 Episode 26/28

The Abby Lee Dance Company battles for a national title in Beverly Hills, where the results lead hopefuls Cathy and Christi to clash
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Sells His Car
Season 4 Episode 16/30

Junior finally restores his beloved car, a gas-guzzling 1964 Impala - then surprises everyone by selling it so that he and Vanessa will have more money to lavish on their new baby. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary Present
Season 4 Episode 17/30

Michael and Jay prepare to celebrate their anniversary, but are both forced to conceal their disappointment when they do not receive the gifts they were expecting. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Karl has some devastating news for Terese, Ben refuses to tell his side of the story and Mishti and Aaron separately put in a bid for The Shed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Roo is rushed to hospital after Nate and Tori find her in excruciating pain, Justin blames Lena for Brody's drug problem and VJ struggles with Luc's custody arrangements
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
7:10pm
Film Meltdown: Days of Destruction (2006)
An experiment to destroy an asteroid goes wrong and shifts Earth closer to the sun, plunging a city into a relentless heatwave. The population is driven into a frenzied outbreak of crime, which a dedicated police officer battles to control while also keeping his own family safe. Thriller, starring Casper Van Dien and Venus Terzo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:10pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:15pm
Film Meltdown: Days of Destruction (2006)
An experiment to destroy an asteroid goes wrong and shifts Earth closer to the sun, plunging a city into a relentless heatwave. The population is driven into a frenzied outbreak of crime, which a dedicated police officer battles to control while also keeping his own family safe. Thriller, starring Casper Van Dien and Venus Terzo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00pm
Film The Expendables 2 (2012)
Mercenary leader Barney Ross is recruited by the CIA to recover a top-secret package, only to come to blows with a rival band of hired guns. Barney swears revenge when the other faction kill his protege, and leads his men on a mission to stop their enemies taking over a former Soviet nuclear facility. Action thriller sequel, starring Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Includes 5 News Update at 11pm
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:05pm
Film House at the End of the Street (2011)
A teenager moves to a new area and discovers a nearby house was the site of a horrifying incident in which a girl murdered her parents before disappearing without trace. She befriends the killer's troubled brother, but starts to worry that he may be hiding a terrifying secret. Horror, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue and Max Thieriot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
12:05am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:10am
Film House at the End of the Street (2011)
A teenager moves to a new area and discovers a nearby house was the site of a horrifying incident in which a girl murdered her parents before disappearing without trace. She befriends the killer's troubled brother, but starts to worry that he may be hiding a terrifying secret. Horror, starring Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue and Max Thieriot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
1:10am
Emerald City
Prison of the Abject
Season 1 Episode 2/10

Dorothy makes her way along a path of yellow poppies toward the city when she comes across a wounded soldier, strung up like a scarecrow and with no memory of who he is. She decides the wizard might be able to help him too - unaware the man she is on her way to visit is a scared tyrant who has imprisoned anyone who uses magic. Fantasy drama, starring Adria Arjona, Vincent D'Onofrio and Oliver Jackson-Cohen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
2:05am
Top 20 Funniest
Hilarious Moments
Season 2 Episode 3/20

A countdown of the funniest video clips in America, from those that went viral to home movies, pranks, surveillance footage and news bloopers. The third edition features a girl being pushed from a height while mounting her horse, and a prankster throwing a ball at full speed into his pal's face. Plus, a teenager shows his wicked side when he leaps off a see-saw and sends his friend crashing to the ground
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00am
South Park
Funnybot
Season 15 Episode 2/14

Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
You're the Worst
Sunday Funday
Season 1 Episode 5/10

Jimmy competes with Ty for Gretchen's meagre affections during a day of recreation of and drinking, while she complains to Lindsay that she cannot look at Jimmy without imagining how they would be together years in the future
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Sat 1 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:05am
That '70s Show
Love Wisconsin Style
Season 4 Episode 27/27

Jackie and Kelso get back together and Donna comes crying to Eric after breaking up with Casey, but his pride makes him reject her attempt to rekindle their relationship as he resents being her second choice. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Laura Prepon and Topher Grace
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
8:30am
Film Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
A mischievous trio of talking chipmunks invade a struggling songwriter's home. When the furry critters demonstrate a remarkable talent for singing, he agrees to help them find fame and fortune. However, an unscrupulous record company boss has other plans. Children's comedy, starring Jason Lee and David Cross, with the voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:30am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
9:35am
Film Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
A mischievous trio of talking chipmunks invade a struggling songwriter's home. When the furry critters demonstrate a remarkable talent for singing, he agrees to help them find fame and fortune. However, an unscrupulous record company boss has other plans. Children's comedy, starring Jason Lee and David Cross, with the voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
10:15am
My Wife and Kids
Calvin Comes to Stay
Season 4 Episode 22/30

Vanessa's father moves in after his wife kicks him out of their home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:35am
My Wife and Kids
Calvin Goes to Work
Season 4 Episode 23/30

Michael's worst fears are realised after he reluctantly agrees to give Vanessa's father a job at Kyle Trucking. American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the kids while their mother goes out to work. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:00am
My Wife and Kids
Romantic Night
Season 4 Episode 24/30

Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel, but Junior mistakenly cancels the reservation, forcing them to stay at home - where a disaster in the kitchen almost causes the house to burn down. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:30am
My Wife and Kids
The Director
Season 4 Episode 25/30

Michael's determination to tape an important basketball game prompts him to accidentally record over a home video of baby Kady's first steps - which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished possessions. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:55am
My Wife and Kids
The Maid
Season 4 Episode 26/30

Michael hires super-efficient maid Mrs Hopkins to look after the family, but when she gradually takes over the household, Jay is left feeling surplus to requirements
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:25pm
My Wife and Kids
Hand Model
Season 4 Episode 27/30

Michael's hands are chosen to appear in an advertising campaign, while Franklin feels threatened by Kady's growing friendship with Rachel and tries to drive a wedge between them. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:50pm
My Wife and Kids
What Do You Know?
Season 4 Episode 28/30

The family members play a game which reveals exactly how much they know about each other. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:20pm
My Wife and Kids
The Baby - Part One
Season 4 Episode 29/30

Part one of two. Junior and Vanessa decide to have their baby at home. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:45pm
Big Brother
Season 18 Episode 26/

Daily round-up of highlights, revealing how the housemates are getting on under the all-seeing eye of Big Brother. Featuring games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat, as well as reactions to the latest eviction. Narrated by Marcus Bentley
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.2
2:40pm
Film Fool's Gold (2008)
A man's single-minded pursuit of a legendary treasure takes its toll on his marriage and his wife decamps for a new life on board the yacht of a globe-trotting billionaire. But the bickering pair reunite when a new clue to the whereabouts of the elusive fortune emerges, and they enlist the help of the wife's new boss to help them find it. Romantic comedy adventure, starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
3:45pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
3:50pm
Film Fool's Gold (2008)
A man's single-minded pursuit of a legendary treasure takes its toll on his marriage and his wife decamps for a new life on board the yacht of a globe-trotting billionaire. But the bickering pair reunite when a new clue to the whereabouts of the elusive fortune emerges, and they enlist the help of the wife's new boss to help them find it. Romantic comedy adventure, starring Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland and Ray Winstone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
4:55pm
Film Big Momma's House (2000)
A dedicated FBI agent will stop at nothing to catch a dangerous escaped convict, even if it means donning a fat suit and drag to pose as the obese old woman who lives across the road from the felon's girlfriend. Comedy, with Martin Lawrence, Nia Long, Paul Giamatti, Jascha Washington, Terrence Dashon Howard and Ella Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:55pm
Access
01/07/2017
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
6:00pm
Film Big Momma's House (2000)
A dedicated FBI agent will stop at nothing to catch a dangerous escaped convict, even if it means donning a fat suit and drag to pose as the obese old woman who lives across the road from the felon's girlfriend. Comedy, with Martin Lawrence, Nia Long, Paul Giamatti, Jascha Washington, Terrence Dashon Howard and Ella Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:50pm
Film Left Behind (2014)
The world is plunged into chaos when millions of people suddenly disappear. An airline pilot tries to save the remaining passengers on his flight, while on the ground, his daughter tries to find out if her mother and brother are among those who have vanished. Fantasy adventure based on the series of novels by Jerry B Jenkins and Tim LaHaye, starring Nicolas Cage and Lea Thompson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.5
7:50pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
7:55pm
Film Left Behind (2014)
The world is plunged into chaos when millions of people suddenly disappear. An airline pilot tries to save the remaining passengers on his flight, while on the ground, his daughter tries to find out if her mother and brother are among those who have vanished. Fantasy adventure based on the series of novels by Jerry B Jenkins and Tim LaHaye, starring Nicolas Cage and Lea Thompson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.5
9:00pm
Film Homefront (2013)
A drug enforcement agent quits his job and relocates to a small town hoping to protect his daughter from the violent world he has to deal with. However, he is forced back into his old life when he finds his new home has a criminal underbelly dominated by a narcotics kingpin. Crime thriller, starring Jason Statham, James Franco and Winona Ryder
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film Homefront (2013)
A drug enforcement agent quits his job and relocates to a small town hoping to protect his daughter from the violent world he has to deal with. However, he is forced back into his old life when he finds his new home has a criminal underbelly dominated by a narcotics kingpin. Crime thriller, starring Jason Statham, James Franco and Winona Ryder
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
11:05pm
Film Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Zombie fighter Alice finds herself trapped in a top-secret underground base as a virus sweeps the world, turning the human race into the undead. She battles through the complex in search of those responsible for the outbreak and faces an old friend, now under the control of her enemies. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Michelle Rodriguez
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:05am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:10am
Film Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Zombie fighter Alice finds herself trapped in a top-secret underground base as a virus sweeps the world, turning the human race into the undead. She battles through the complex in search of those responsible for the outbreak and faces an old friend, now under the control of her enemies. Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Michelle Rodriguez
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:00am
When Kids Kill
Teen Mob Murder
Season 2 Episode 2/16

15-year-old Sofyen was attacked by a gang of teenagers wielding kitchen knives and samurai swords in front of horrified commuters in one of London's busies stations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:55am
Wentworth Prison
Happy Birthday, Vera
Season 5 Episode 6/13

Jake presses Vera to move in with him, Juice gets her comeuppance, Ferguson takes over from Kaz, and Boomer reveals an unsuspected talent
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:00am
Don't Tell the Doctor
Season 1 Episode 3/10

Four doctors attend a quartet of self-diagnosing young people. Dance teacher Ben has a bleeding rash all over his back, chest and neck, and made it worse by applying baking soda, while TV host and model Nicola's hair is falling out, convincing her she has a brain tumour. Plus, Dan, who has an uncontrollably itchy bottom and Toyin, who has risked her life with dodgy diet drugs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping

Rating: 2.1

Sun 2 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Dance Moms
Mack Z v Abby Lee
Season 6 Episode 17/30

Abby gives Brynn and JoJo hip-hop solos, but hands Mackenzie a safe acrobatic routine. Mackenzie fights for what she wants, as Abby flees the studio. American reality series about the world of competitive dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:45am
Film Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
A baby survives a shipwreck and is raised by a clan of ninjas, growing up to become clumsy and overweight, and does not fit in with the other warriors despite his best efforts. When a woman seeks their help, he seizes the chance to prove himself, travelling to America and battling an international counterfeiting operation. Slapstick comedy, starring Chris Farley, Nicolette Sheridan and Chris Rock
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:45am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
9:50am
Film Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
A baby survives a shipwreck and is raised by a clan of ninjas, growing up to become clumsy and overweight, and does not fit in with the other warriors despite his best efforts. When a woman seeks their help, he seizes the chance to prove himself, travelling to America and battling an international counterfeiting operation. Slapstick comedy, starring Chris Farley, Nicolette Sheridan and Chris Rock
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:30am
My Wife and Kids
Marathon
Season 4 Episode 8/30

Jay tries to get in shape for a marathon but Michael thinks he can do it without training. Meanwhile, Tony asks Claire to dress down in an effort to lessen her allure. American comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:55am
My Wife and Kids
Ultrasound
Season 4 Episode 9/30

Vanessa has her first ultrasound scan, and Michael becomes obsessed with finding out whether he is going to have a grandson or a granddaughter. American comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:20am
My Wife and Kids
While Out
Season 4 Episode 10/30

Claire throws a party while Michael and Jay are out - but someone spikes the punch, prompting a drunken Tony to fulfil a lifelong fantasy and streak down the street. American sitcom starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:45am
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Band
Season 4 Episode 11/30

Michael agrees to sit in on keyboards with old friend and former bandmaster Johnny `Saxophone' Watson, only to find his musical skills have started to get a little rusty through disuse. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:15pm
My Wife and Kids
The Lady Is Not a Tramp
Season 4 Episode 12/30

Michael is aghast to find condoms in Claire's rucksack, and immediately jumps to the wrong conclusion. Damon Wayans stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:40pm
My Wife and Kids
Of Mice and Man
Season 4 Episode 13/30

Jay suspects there is a mouse in the house when she finds droppings and demands that Michael hire an exterminator
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:10pm
My Wife and Kids
Moving On Out
Season 4 Episode 14/30

Junior grows tired of living in the garage and decides to look for a place of his own, helped by John - who is forced to dress up and pose as his grandmother in a desperate bid to fool a pushy estate agent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:40pm
My Wife and Kids
Candy Wars
Season 4 Episode 15/30

Michael agrees to help Kady sell chocolate to raise money for her school. However, he takes the challenge too seriously and spoils her fun by clashing with the father of another child
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Sells His Car
Season 4 Episode 16/30

Junior finally restores his beloved car, a gas-guzzling 1964 Impala - then surprises everyone by selling it so that he and Vanessa will have more money to lavish on their new baby. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:35pm
My Wife and Kids
The Anniversary Present
Season 4 Episode 17/30

Michael and Jay prepare to celebrate their anniversary, but are both forced to conceal their disappointment when they do not receive the gifts they were expecting. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
3:00pm
Big Brother
Season 18 Episode 27/

Daily round-up of highlights, revealing how the housemates are getting on under the all-seeing eye of Big Brother, featuring the latest tasks, games, arguments, laughs, diary room visits and bedroom chit-chat. Narrated by Marcus Bentley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.2
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 11/14

Documentary giving an insight into cash-strapped Britain from the perspectives of debtors, creditors and those who collect the payments, including High Court enforcement bailiffs and repossession teams. The series follows each case as it unfolds, recording the thoughts and feelings on both sides, the process of repossession and the impact it has on all involved
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 3/25

Agents Stewart and Iain head to Manchester, where a landlord is owed £8,000 in rent arrears and has already called for police back-up. As tempers rise, the pair must find a way to handle a situation that is spiralling dangerously out of control. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase £3,000 owed to a firm of letting agents, before tracking a debtor who was accidentally over-paid for a job. Plus, Stewart and Iain face an eviction that is set to test their patience
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 10/25

In this special episode, the High Court enforcement agents have to deal with a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. Steve and Ben are in west London to see a tenant who owes £14,000 in unpaid rent, but when they gain access to the property they discover the house has divided up like a hotel and is being sublet. In Sussex, Brian and Del chase a debt of over £10,000 owed to a van rental business for damaged vehicles, before heading to Kent to try to reclaim £6,000 of unpaid rent from a woman financially dependent on a new partner after a disastrous divorce
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:00pm
Blind Date
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Paul O'Grady seeks a would-be sweetheart for Arnold, who emigrated from Africa to Manchester, and served with the British Army in Afghanistan for nearly five years. Arnold's idea of a perfect date would involve a spin on the London Eye, and Paul gives three ladies a chance to woo the gentlemanly soldier. Meanwhile, finance director Gemma - also from Manchester - seeks an adventurous Prince Charming to settle down and start a family with. Plus, the host catches up with last week's couples, to find out whether that initial spark of attraction could develop into something more
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: UK's Most Hated Woman?
Season 1 Episode 21/35

The documentary about people on benefits meets a whole new group - those who are living quite comfortably on little money. They include Worcester woman Susanne, who gave up work eight months ago due to a heart problem and now claims £1,600 a month. Eager to live the celebrity lifestyle, she drives a £28,000 car and hit the headlines in January after making an unsuccessful claim on a £33million National Lottery ticket. Others featured are Carl from the Isle of Sheppey, who spends most of his time and money at his local pub, and Bradford man Craig, who gave up his job two years ago to be a full-time single dad to his seven-year-old son
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Desperately Seeking Stardom
Season 1 Episode 22/35

Single mum Debra has a number of failed relationships behind her and now wants to buy her own home. When the chance of a part in a movie comes up, she hopes this will be the big break she is hoping for. Maidstone man Anthony thinks his epilepsy is putting off potential employers, Hull carer Anne Marie says she does not receive enough money to take her granddaughter out for day trips, while Steven from Southend spends his benefits helping to feed the homeless
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00pm
Wentworth Prison
Happy Birthday, Vera
Season 5 Episode 6/13

Jake presses Vera to move in with him, Juice gets her comeuppance, Ferguson takes over from Kaz, and Boomer reveals an unsuspected talent
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:05pm
Film The Frozen Ground (2013)
An Alaska state trooper tries to bring a serial killer who has been terrorising the Anchorage area for 13 years to justice. When a woman escapes the maniac's clutches, the lawman seeks her help in identifying him, but finds he will have a hard time earning her trust. Fact-based crime drama, with Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and Vanessa Hudgens
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:05am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:10am
Film The Frozen Ground (2013)
An Alaska state trooper tries to bring a serial killer who has been terrorising the Anchorage area for 13 years to justice. When a woman escapes the maniac's clutches, the lawman seeks her help in identifying him, but finds he will have a hard time earning her trust. Fact-based crime drama, with Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and Vanessa Hudgens
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
1:15am
You're the Worst
A Right Proper Story
Season 2 Episode 10/13

Jimmy's obnoxious family comes to stay, and Lindsay has to take over a bedridden Gretchen's job while putting off signing her divorce papers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
1:40am
Idiotsitter
Finale
Season 1 Episode 10/10

Gene finally takes her GED test and Billie gets a shot at her dream job. Comedy, with Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
2:05am
The Magicians
The Mayakovsky Circumstances
Season 1 Episode 7/13

The first-year students are sent to a university boot camp in Antarctica, where an unpredictable but tough professor pushes their boundaries. Julia receives a visit from her sister
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:00am
The Magicians
The Strangled Heart
Season 1 Episode 8/13

Eliot's boyfriend continues his murderous rampage through Brakebills, slipping past the school's protections due to his status as a former pupil. Julia receives a surprising offer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance for viewers to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Mon 3 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
My Wife and Kids
Romantic Night
Season 4 Episode 24/30

Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel, but Junior mistakenly cancels the reservation, forcing them to stay at home - where a disaster in the kitchen almost causes the house to burn down. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:30am
Dance Moms
Kiss or Get Off the Pot
Season 4 Episode 19/28

Abby recruits former Candy Apple Gino to dance a duet with Maddie, where the choreography calls for her first kiss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:20am
Dance Moms
Three Soloists, One Star
Season 4 Episode 20/28

Abby gives Chloe, Nia and Kendall a chance to step into the spotlight while Maddie is away filming a guest appearance on Ellen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:15am
That '70s Show
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/25

Pilot episode of the nostalgic American comedy about Eric Forman, a 17-year-old struggling to cope with all that life throws at him. Eric is delighted when his father finally gives him the keys to the family's car. Topher Grace, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:40am
That '70s Show
Eric's Birthday
Season 1 Episode 2/25

Kitty plans a surprise party for Eric, but struggles to keep it a secret - and then fails to buy him a present he can appreciate. Laurie makes an impression on the guys, and love-struck Donna begins to worry things may be happening too quickly. Nostalgic comedy, starring Mila Kunis and Topher Grace
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:10am
Film Fletch Lives (1989)
Wisecracking reporter IM Fletcher inherits a crumbling plantation in Louisiana from his aunt, and spends his first night sleeping there with a lawyer - who winds up dead the next morning. Suspecting murder, he uses a succession of disguises and uncovers a conspiracy surrounding the crooked owner of a Christian theme park and the dumping of toxic waste. Comedy sequel, with Chevy Chase, Hal Holbrook and Julianne Phillips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:10pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:15pm
Film Fletch Lives (1989)
Wisecracking reporter IM Fletcher inherits a crumbling plantation in Louisiana from his aunt, and spends his first night sleeping there with a lawyer - who winds up dead the next morning. Suspecting murder, he uses a succession of disguises and uncovers a conspiracy surrounding the crooked owner of a Christian theme park and the dumping of toxic waste. Comedy sequel, with Chevy Chase, Hal Holbrook and Julianne Phillips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Abby Strikes Back
Season 4 Episode 4/28

There is mayhem among the mums when Jill accuses Christi of lying to help Chloe win the most recent contest. Plus, Abby announces her first national open audition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 13/25

Stewart and Elmor visit Nottingham to chase almost £8,000 owed by a car dealership to a dissatisfied customer, while on the Isle of Wight, Brian and Del try to collect £3,700 of unpaid estate agency fees. The job begins peacefully, until one of the agents is physically assaulted by the debtor's wife. In Lancashire, Stewart and Iain struggle to identify the person who owes almost £2,000 after a failed compensation claim, while Del and Dael try to recover nearly £3,500 from a businessman in West London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Mark and Paige's secret is revealed, Leo's guest makes a move on Elly, while Terese prepares to tell Gary the news about her cancer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Roo is rushed to hospital after Nate and Tori find her in excruciating pain, Justin blames Lena for Brody's drug problem and VJ struggles with Luc's custody arrangements
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Reunion: Off the Dance Floor - Part One
Season 2 Episode 27/28

Part one of two. The mothers sit down and talk about the happenings of the first two seasons. Hosted by executive producer Jeff Collins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Fear of a Krabby Patty
Season 4 Episode 1/38

New series. Plankton unleashes a new plan to get the Krusty Krab to work 24 hours
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:10pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Shell of a Man
Season 4 Episode 2/38

Mr Krabs molts just before going to a naval reunion, so he asks SpongeBob to go in his shell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:25pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
The Lost Mattress
Season 4 Episode 3/38

SpongeBob hears that Mr Krabs cannot get a good night sleep on his lumpy mattress, so he buys him a brand new one
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:45pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Krabs vs Plankton
Season 4 Episode 4/38

Plankton slips on some water at the Krusty Krab and decides to sue Mr Krabs for failing to post a wet floor sign
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Mark and Paige's secret is revealed, Leo's guest makes a move on Elly, while Terese prepares to tell Gary the news about her cancer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Roo undergoes emergency surgery, while Kat makes further progress in the drugs case, but Ash wants her to spend more time at home. Brody goes cold turkey, but starts hallucinating
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
No-One Is Safe
Season 4 Episode 6/28

The dancers and their mothers get into a frenzy over the second open call audition. Meanwhile, Holly worries about Nia's role in the group dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
Film Dirty Dancing (1987)
A dance instructor at a 1960s resort hotel fears his career will be jeopardised when his regular partner is forced to pull out of an important show in which they are due to perform. Luckily, a naive teenager is happy to step in, and is treated to a whirlwind holiday education in life, love and expressing herself. Romantic drama, starring Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey and Jerry Orbach
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
9:05pm
Film Dirty Dancing (1987)
A dance instructor at a 1960s resort hotel fears his career will be jeopardised when his regular partner is forced to pull out of an important show in which they are due to perform. Luckily, a naive teenager is happy to step in, and is treated to a whirlwind holiday education in life, love and expressing herself. Romantic drama, starring Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey and Jerry Orbach
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:05pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Living Hand to Mouth
Season 4 Episode 11/15

People struggling to live on state welfare in Wales, including a piano teacher with a very rare heart condition who has a permanent IV line in her chest for self-administering drugs, but who continues to give lessons despite being too sick to work. Plus, a mother of five funding her children's singing lessons and a woman left struggling to support her family after changes in the benefit rules
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:05pm
South Park
A** Burgers
Season 15 Episode 8/14

Cartman is convinced he has Asperger's syndrome, and comes up with a unique way of coping with the condition. Meanwhile, Stan continues to adjust to life after his birthday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:35pm
South Park
Last of the Meheecans
Season 15 Episode 9/14

An innocent game turns serious when Cartman joins the US Border Patrol, and discovers a hitherto unknown talent for catching illegal Mexican immigrants
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:05am
South Park
Royal Pudding
Season 15 Episode 3/14

In an episode inspired by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding, the Prince of Canada prepares to wed his fiancee in a lavish ceremony. However, when the bride is abducted during the event, Canadians all over the world are sent a call to arms, one that is accepted by Kyle's little brother Ike
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:35am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 6/25

High Court enforcement agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner are in Birmingham on a potentially dangerous, full-scale eviction of a large traveller community. Meanwhile, in London's diamond district Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin are chasing nearly £6,000 owed by a jeweller to an unhappy customer, although a solicitor tries to convince Delroy his client owes nothing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
1:30am
South Park
TMI
Season 15 Episode 4/14

Sensitive information about the school's male pupils is listed on a bulletin board, and Cartman's furious reaction to the development results in another visit to the principal's office. However, this time the youngster's temper lands him in an anger management therapy session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Film Hit & Run (2015)
A lawyer is riding high after putting a notorious swindler behind bars, but has to look over her shoulder when a former cop threatens to blackmail her over a skeleton in her closet that could bring her career to an end. Thriller, starring Josie Davis, Sebastian Spence and Garry Chalk
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
3:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
3:05am
Film Hit & Run (2015)
A lawyer is riding high after putting a notorious swindler behind bars, but has to look over her shoulder when a former cop threatens to blackmail her over a skeleton in her closet that could bring her career to an end. Thriller, starring Josie Davis, Sebastian Spence and Garry Chalk
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Tue 4 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
The Director
Season 4 Episode 25/30

Michael's determination to tape an important basketball game prompts him to accidentally record over a home video of baby Kady's first steps - which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished possessions. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:20am
My Wife and Kids
The Maid
Season 4 Episode 26/30

Michael hires super-efficient maid Mrs Hopkins to look after the family, but when she gradually takes over the household, Jay is left feeling surplus to requirements
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:45am
Dance Moms
Abby's Top Ten Dances
Abby reveals her favourite group dances. Counting down to number one, she offers the inside story on how the dances came about and the drama behind the scenes. Plus, all-new extended cuts of the best Dance Moms dances
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:30am
Dance Moms
Double the Moms, Double the Trouble
Season 4 Episode 18/28

Mackenzie's pop song climbs the charts and Abby pits two of her teams against each other
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:25am
That '70s Show
Streaking
Season 1 Episode 3/25

President Ford plans to visit the town and Red decides to put him on the spot over his policies, but Hyde, Fez and Kelso have a more mischievous reception in mind. Meanwhile, Donna is forced to wear the stars and stripes jumpsuit Bob gave her. Comedy, starring Laura Prepon, Kurtwood Smith and Ashton Kutcher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:55am
That '70s Show
Battle of the Sexists
Season 1 Episode 4/25

Donna turns to her mother for advice on dealing with Eric, who does not take kindly to being beaten by a girl on the basketball court. Meanwhile, Midge and Kitty give relationship advice to their children. Comedy, starring Topher Grace, Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:25am
Film Fly Me to the Moon (2008)
Houseflies Nat, Scooter and IQ dream of reaching the stars and decide to stow away in the lunch box of an astronaut during the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. However, the trio are called into action when three Russian flies, jealous of the success of their American counterparts, try to sabotage the flight. Animated adventure, with the voices of Tim Curry, Robert Patrick, Nicollette Sheridan and former astronaut Buzz Aldrin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:25pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:30pm
Film Fly Me to the Moon (2008)
Houseflies Nat, Scooter and IQ dream of reaching the stars and decide to stow away in the lunch box of an astronaut during the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. However, the trio are called into action when three Russian flies, jealous of the success of their American counterparts, try to sabotage the flight. Animated adventure, with the voices of Tim Curry, Robert Patrick, Nicollette Sheridan and former astronaut Buzz Aldrin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:05pm
Dance Moms
No-One Is Safe
Season 4 Episode 6/28

The dancers and their mothers get into a frenzy over the second open call audition. Meanwhile, Holly worries about Nia's role in the group dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 14/25

In Essex, Del and Dael try to collect nearly £3,000 owed by an Indian takeaway, but tempers flare when they threaten to seize kitchen equipment. Meanwhile, Paul and Steve evict a tenant who is £14,000 in rent arrears, and in Surrey, Del and Dael chase nearly £4,000 owed by a car dealer to a dissatisfied customer. Finally, in west London, two agents face one of their trickiest evictions to date, with their arrival at a young couple's flat coming as a shock
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Mannix leaves Leo no choice but to enlist David to help with his knife wound, Amy discovers Jack still has feelings for Paige, while a concerned Paul connects with Terese
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Roo undergoes emergency surgery, while Kat makes further progress in the drugs case, but Ash wants her to spend more time at home. Brody goes cold turkey, but starts hallucinating
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Reunion: Off the Dance Floor - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 28/28

The mothers sit down and talk about the happenings of the first two seasons. Hosted by executive producer Jeff Collins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Have You Seen This Snail?
Season 4 Episode 5/38

Gary runs away when SpongeBob forgets to feed him, and finds a new owner who takes better care of him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:10pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Skill Crane
Season 4 Episode 6/38

A toy vending machine is installed in the Krusty Krab, and Squidward becomes obsessed with winning a stuffed animal. However, it is not long before he spends all of his money
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:25pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Good Neighbour
Season 4 Episode 7/38

SpongeBob and Patrick ruin Squidward's attempt at a restful Sunday by trying to be good neighbours
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:45pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Selling Out
Season 4 Episode 8/38

Mr Krabs sells his restaurant to a big business, putting SpongeBob and Squidward in the hands of the insane new management
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Mannix leaves Leo no choice but to enlist David to help with his knife wound, Amy discovers Jack still has feelings for Paige, while a concerned Paul connects with Terese
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Justin, Scarlett and Mason search frantically for Brody, while Marilyn is frustrated that John seems to be avoiding her. Roo comes to a decision about the daughter she gave away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:05pm
Dance Moms
No-One Is Safe
Season 4 Episode 6/28

The dancers and their mothers get into a frenzy over the second open call audition. Meanwhile, Holly worries about Nia's role in the group dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
Finding Carter
Drive
Season 1 Episode 3/12

When Carter meets bad boy Crash, she sees an opportunity to get back at Elizabeth for being so overbearing. Drama, starring Kathryn Prescott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.7
9:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: It's a Hard Knock Life
Season 4 Episode 12/15

People getting by on benefits in the Midlands. Thirty-year-old Derby man James believes his bipolar disorder prevents him having a regular job His dream is to be a full-time entertainer - will his alter ego Mrs Plonker help him into spotlight? Plus, a part-time cleaner who wants to become a model and a former publican whose type 2 diabetes is hindering her search for work
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00pm
Wentworth Prison
The Pact
Season 5 Episode 7/13

Vera asks Franky to replace Joan as top dog, but Doyle has other plans, and Allie is planning to get rid of Ferguson for good
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:05pm
South Park
Bass to Mouth
Season 15 Episode 10/14

The students of South Park Elementary fall victim to an elusive hacker, who has gained access to their e-mail accounts and phones, and is selling their stories to a gossip website. When the boys investigate, they are shocked to discover the villain's identity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Broadway Bro Down
Season 15 Episode 11/14

Randy makes an effort to do more things that Sharon enjoys, and agrees to take her to see a hit musical in Denver. However, the show inspires him with a fanatical appreciation for Broadway, and he insists on whisking his wife away to New York to enjoy every act the Great White Way has to offer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:05am
South Park
The Crack Baby Athletic Association
Season 15 Episode 5/14

Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
100 Per Cent Hotter
Season 2 Episode 7/10

The team help to transform a businessman who loves to show off his fake-tanned body in skimpy clothes, and a young woman who wears far too much make-up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
1:30am
Don't Tell the Doctor
Season 1 Episode 5/10

The doctors come to the aid of an artist with cracked and sore hands, a hairdresser with facial scarring caused by teenage acne and a fashion designer who suffers extreme snoring
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
2:30am
Baby-Faced Mums
Season 1 Episode 1/8

Lettie, 21, has three children but wants a fourth. Rachel, 17, is due her first child while also studying for exams. However, boyfriend Chris is thinking of moving away for work
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
3:25am
That '70s Show
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/25

Pilot episode of the nostalgic American comedy about Eric Forman, a 17-year-old struggling to cope with all that life throws at him. Eric is delighted when his father finally gives him the keys to the family's car. Topher Grace, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Wed 5 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Hand Model
Season 4 Episode 27/30

Michael's hands are chosen to appear in an advertising campaign, while Franklin feels threatened by Kady's growing friendship with Rachel and tries to drive a wedge between them. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:25am
Dance Moms
No More Crybabies
Season 4 Episode 23/28

Three of the team's youngest members compete for the chance to perform a solo, and when Abby comes up with a plan to secure a win, she causes tension among the mums
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
9:10am
Dance Moms
The Understudies
Season 4 Episode 24/28

Abby assigns Chloe and Kendall to be Maddie's understudies, prompting Holly to keep score of the times that Abby favours Maddie over the other dancers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:05am
That '70s Show
Eric's Burger Job
Season 1 Episode 5/25

Eric's new job begins to take up all of his time, causing big problems for his social life, and Donna babysits while her parents visit an out-of-town Playboy Club. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:35am
That '70s Show
The Keg
Season 1 Episode 6/25

Eric discovers a keg of beer in the middle of the road and decides to throw a party. The only problem is, he does not have a suitable tap
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:00am
Film Fairytale: A True Story (1997)
Fact-based drama about two girls whose claims to have photographed fairies in their garden in 1917 captured the imagination of the world. Controversy surrounding the pictures' authenticity raged for decades, with such famous figures as Arthur Conan Doyle and Harry Houdini taking part in the debate. Starring Florence Hoath, Elizabeth Earl, Peter O'Toole, Paul McGann and Harvey Keitel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
12:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:05pm
Film Fairytale: A True Story (1997)
Fact-based drama about two girls whose claims to have photographed fairies in their garden in 1917 captured the imagination of the world. Controversy surrounding the pictures' authenticity raged for decades, with such famous figures as Arthur Conan Doyle and Harry Houdini taking part in the debate. Starring Florence Hoath, Elizabeth Earl, Peter O'Toole, Paul McGann and Harvey Keitel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Clash of the Chloes
Season 4 Episode 7/28

Christi frets when Abby offers new dancer Chloe a trial on the competition team. For the first time, Melissa fears her girls are being overshadowed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 15/25

Stewart and Elmor attempt to collect £5,000 owed by a debtor in north Wales, but the situation spirals out of control when a group of friends try to take on the agents. Meanwhile, Del and Dael head to south-east London to chase nearly £7,000 owed by a man to his ex-girlfriend, before visiting a woman who owes her solicitor almost £4,000 after a compensation claim went wrong. In Manchester, Stewart and Vic face a hostile reception at a family-run garage that owes £6,000 in professional fees
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Leo begs David to get painkillers for Mannix from the hospital, leading to a fall-out between the pair. Paige is unsettled by Elly's interest in Mark, while Xanthe hits rock-bottom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Justin, Scarlett and Mason search frantically for Brody, while Marilyn is frustrated that John seems to be avoiding her. Roo comes to a decision about the daughter she gave away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
The Smoke Before the Fire
Season 3

A season three preview. While the ladies dish the dirt, their daughters perform some of their favourite choreography
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Funny Pants
Season 4 Episode 9/38

Squidward fools SpongeBob into thinking that if he laughs one more time in the next 24 hours, his laugh box could explode
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:10pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Dunces and Dragons
Season 4 Episode 10/38

A freak accident in a medieval-themed restaurant sends Patrick and SpongeBob back in time to the Middle Ages, where they are mistaken for knights
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:25pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Enemy in-Law
Season 4 Episode 11/38

Mr Krabs' mother starts dating again, and he is unimpressed to learn that her secret paramour is Plankton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:45pm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
Season 4 Episode 12/38

An incompetent director ruins the big-screen movie version of SpongeBob's favourite cartoon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Leo begs David to get painkillers for Mannix from the hospital, leading to a fall-out between the pair. Paige is unsettled by Elly's interest in Mark, while Xanthe hits rock-bottom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
John is desolate after hardly anyone shows up for the fundraiser, but his day is rescued when by an unexpected arrival, while Zac is offered a new job in Hunter's home town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
Big Trouble in the Big Apple
Season 4 Episode 8/28

Abby makes an important announcement ahead of her open casting call in New York. Later, she makes a bold decision that riles Kelly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
Countdown to Murder
The Killer Schoolgirl
Season 2 Episode 5/8

The events that led Lorraine Thorpe to become Britain's youngest female double murderer at the age of 15. She and 41-year-old Paul Clarke tortured and killed their friend Rosalyn Hunt, before smothering Thorpe's father Desmond to death with a cushion after he threatened to go to the police. The programme features interviews with Rosalyn's brother as well as detectives from the joint Norfolk and Suffolk investigation team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
9:00pm
When Kids Kill
Killed in Care
Season 2 Episode 5/16

Cases where the killer argued that mental health issues drove them to murder, including a young man with ADHD who strangled Hannah Windsor to death in woodlands in Merseyside
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:00pm
Murder on the Internet
Season 1 Episode 2/2

Conclusion of the two-part documentary looking at the dangers of online dating apps, told through police archive and interviews with friends and families of victims, as well as police, lawyers, psychologists and dating experts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
11:05pm
South Park
One Per Cent
Season 15 Episode 12/14

Cartman's classmates are punished for his failings in a PE class, prompting the pupils of South Park Elementary to start bullying him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Season 15 Episode 13/14

The boys watch a TV documentary exploring the history of Thanksgiving, and become convinced that aliens and ghosts were involved in the tale. However, the search for the truth about the first feast threatens to change the celebration for ever
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:05am
South Park
City Sushi
Season 15 Episode 6/14

Butters is diagnosed as having multiple-personality disorder, and the boys set out to help him understand his condition. However, the truth turns out to be harder to accept than they expected
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:35am
The Magicians
The World in the Walls
Season 1 Episode 4/13

Quentin finds himself back in the psychiatric hospital, where he questions everything he sees and hears. Julia is in way over her head as the hedge witches cast a new spell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:30am
The Magicians
Mendings, Major and Minor
Season 1 Episode 5/13

Magicians from all over the world turn up to watch the students take part in a tournament. Alice has bad news for Quentin, and Julia crosses the line in her bid to learn magic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:20am
The Magicians
Impractical Applications
Season 1 Episode 6/13

The first-year students face the trials, a series of magic challenges that they must pass if they are to remain at the college. Julia meets a fellow blacklisted hedge witch
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:10am
Don't Tell the Doctor
Season 1 Episode 4/10

The doctors come to the aid of a dance student who is devastated because her hair is falling out, and cannot find an answer on the internet, an aspiring actress who hates her blackened, talon-like toenails, and a champion bodybuilder who has an agonising pain in her thigh after an accident on a girls' night out
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1