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Thu 17 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
That '70s Show
Baby Fever
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Laurie babysits a girl, making Kitty wish she had a baby of her own. Meanwhile, Donna fights with Eric over family values after she finds out he expects her to be a housewife if they have children. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
8:20am
Dance Moms
The Politics of Dancing
Season 3 Episode 15/33

Maddie and Chloe compete for the other dancers' votes. Meanwhile, an injured Mackenzie watches a new dancer take her coveted spot on the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:10am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 5 Episode 4/32

The agents have an explosive run-in with a debtor as they try to retrieve £1,800 owed by a car dealership, and in Derbyshire, two officers try to collect more than £1,500 in unpaid parking fines. Elsewhere, Max and Paul are in London as they attempt to recover £2,000 owed by a property company, but an employee refuses to let them enter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:10am
My Wife and Kids
Blackout
Season 3 Episode 15/27

Michael resorts to bribing his family in an effort to get time alone in the house, giving Claire money to go shopping and watch a video with Kady. However, a power cut soon jeopardises his chance for solitude. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:40am
My Wife and Kids
Man of the Year
Season 3 Episode 16/27

Jay nominates Michael for the Small Businessman of the Year award and he assumes he is going to win it after his close friend on the board hints that it is a done deal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Junior's Risky Business - Part One
Season 3 Episode 17/27

Part one of two. Jay and Michael return from a night out to find Junior and his new girlfriend Vanessa in a compromising position. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Junior's Risky Business - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 18/27

Part two of two. After catching Junior and his girlfriend Vanessa getting up to no good, Michael and Jay throw him out of the house, and he ends up living in a tent in the back garden until everything has calmed down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
8 Simple Rules
Drummer Boy - Part One
Season 1 Episode 17/28

Part one of two. Bridget takes up the drums in the hope of realising her dream of joining an all-girl group. However, she falls for the teacher her father has hired to help and sneaks off to see him play with his band. Guest starring Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:35pm
8 Simple Rules
Drummer Boy - Part Two
Season 1 Episode 18/28

Part two of two. Bridget drives to an Ohio college with Kerry to meet drum teacher Ben. Meanwhile, Rory tries to find an easy way to write a book report without actually reading the assigned novel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Hollywood, Here We Come - Part One
Season 4 Episode 27/28

Part one of two. While the teams are in Los Angeles to compete at Nationals, Abby makes a major announcement. Former dance mom Jeanette stalks the team to LA and vows revenge on Abby. Rival teacher Cathy schemes to ruin Abby's west coast visit by challenging her girls to a dance-off
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 1/14

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection. Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy try to collect a debt from a technology company, but with the director nowhere to be seen, the office manager does everything she can to prove the business is no longer trading. Stewart McCracken and Elmor Victor face a heartbreaking house repossession in Merseyside, where two landlords are forced to evict a tenant recovering from a brain tumour which has cost him his job and income
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Burdened with Fay's secret, Sheila asks Karl to take over the leadership of the Liveability Committee. Grief brings Mark and Elly closer together
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Leah and Alf put in an offer for the pier, but Maggie and Ben also bid for it. Raffy stays out late and reacts badly to John's insistence she must work on her school assignment
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Clash of the Dance Moms
Season 3 Episode 25/33

Abby gets a tip that her dancers will be competing against Cathy's, so she creates three new routines in a bid to win. However, Kelly, Brooke, and Paige fail to show up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
5:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 16/25

Highlights of the housemates' past 24 hours under the all-seeing eye of Big Brother as the celebrities cope with living under constant surveillance, with all the arguments and alliances, as well as the revelations in the diary room

Rating: 4.3
6:00pm
Neighbours
Burdened with Fay's secret, Sheila asks Karl to take over the leadership of the Liveability Committee. Grief brings Mark and Elly closer together
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Ziggy heads to the city, where she learns her boyfriend Jared has been less than faithful. Meanwhile, Brody finds himself tempted again when Zannis reappears
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:05pm
Dance Moms
Hollywood, Here We Come - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 28/28

Part two of two. The mothers fret that Abby has not spent enough time on the dancers' routines, while Christi and Chloe make a difficult decision
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
8:00pm
Dance Moms
Abby's New Beginning
Season 6 Episode 20/30

The season begins with a newly motivated Abby Lee Miller promising to no longer overlook her remaining dancers now that her star, Maddie, is gone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:00pm
Film The One (2001)
An evil genius embarks on a perilous journey through a multitude of parallel universes in a bid to become all-powerful by killing every other version of him. However, he reckons without the intervention of a maverick cop determined to prevent his bid. Futuristic martial arts adventure, with Jet Li in multiple roles alongside Carla Gugino, Jason Statham and Delroy Lindo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film The One (2001)
An evil genius embarks on a perilous journey through a multitude of parallel universes in a bid to become all-powerful by killing every other version of him. However, he reckons without the intervention of a maverick cop determined to prevent his bid. Futuristic martial arts adventure, with Jet Li in multiple roles alongside Carla Gugino, Jason Statham and Delroy Lindo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:55pm
Autopsy
The Last Days of Cory Monteith
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Forensic pathologist Jason Payne-James investigates the reasons behind the death of the Glee star in a Vancouver hotel room at the age of 31
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.8
11:55pm
South Park
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Season 10 Episode 9/14

Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he can prove Kyle was responsible for the attacks. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:25am
South Park
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Season 10 Episode 10/14

Cartman is appointed the new hallway monitor, and discovers a teacher has been kissing a student. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:55am
South Park
A Million Little Fibres
Season 10 Episode 5/14

Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:25am
Emerald City
Science and Magic
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Tip finds herself delivered to the orphanage run by 'good witch' Glinda, while Lady Ev has found Jack's broken body and brought him back to life with a new mechanical heart
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9
2:20am
The Magicians
The Rattening
Season 2 Episode 11/13

Julia and Quentin continue their quest to reunite Julia with her shade, and Penny tries to find a way to get into the Poison Room, finding a new ally in his colleague Sylvia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:15am
South Park
ManBearPig
Season 10 Episode 6/14

The boys assist a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped when the tunnel they are in caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:35am
That '70s Show
Baby Fever
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Laurie babysits a girl, making Kitty wish she had a baby of her own. Meanwhile, Donna fights with Eric over family values after she finds out he expects her to be a housewife if they have children. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Fri 18 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
That '70s Show
Jackie Bags Hyde
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Jackie and Hyde go on a date, while Red and Bob throw competing barbecues to celebrate Veterans Day. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson and Kurtwood Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
8:20am
Dance Moms
May I Have This Dance?
Season 3 Episode 16/33

Abby appoints Maddie as assistant choreographer to see if the other girls are capable of winning without her. The dance chief is also invited to guest-host a television talk show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:10am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 5 Episode 5/32

The agents try to recover more than £12,000 owed by a jeweller to one of his suppliers, but as the tension mounts, the debtor violently lashes out at one of the officers. Meanwhile, agents in London chase up more than £5,000 owed by a tenant to her former landlord for rent arrears, and also attempt to retrieve over £6,000 owed by a property developer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:10am
My Wife and Kids
Jury Duty
Season 3 Episode 19/27

Michael is recruited for jury service and elected foreman, but tries to get the trial over quickly so he can rush home to watch a marathon showing of the Godfather films on TV. Unfortunately, he ends up having to rent the videos instead - and becomes convinced the Mafia are after him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:40am
My Wife and Kids
Here Comes Da Judge
Season 3 Episode 20/27

Junior and Claire find a wallet containing $500, and decide to keep it for themselves - but Michael and Jay disapprove, and insist on setting up a family court to decide the fate of the cash. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Claire's Permit
Season 3 Episode 21/27

Claire gets her learner driver's licence, but Michael is still reluctant to let her get behind the wheel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Sharon's Picture
Season 3 Episode 22/27

Jay is dismayed to discover Michael still carries a photograph of an attractive former girlfriend in his wallet, and demands an explanation. Meanwhile, Franklin finds it hard to admit Aretha is actually a very talented singer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
8 Simple Rules
Cool Parent
Season 1 Episode 19/28

Paul falls asleep while supervising a party that gets out of control - earning him the admiration of local youngsters but leaving their angry parents convinced he is hopelessly unreliable. John Ritter stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:35pm
8 Simple Rules
Every Picture Tells a Story
Season 1 Episode 20/28

Paul is caught on camera returning a missing photograph to the home of a famous racing driver and finds himself accused of theft - when it was actually Rory who took it. John Ritter and Martin Spanjers star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Hollywood, Here We Come - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 28/28

Part two of two. The mothers fret that Abby has not spent enough time on the dancers' routines, while Christi and Chloe make a difficult decision
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 2/14

Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy get into a doorstep confrontation with a debtor who wants to prove her family business is bankrupt. However, when tempers flare Brian is assaulted and the agents call the police. Elsewhere, Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner face evicting three properties owned by the same landlord in north London, and Brian and Delroy Anglin collect £2,000 debt owed to a vet in Kent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Paige has some advice for Mark, unaware that he has just spent the night with Elly. Karl's first committee meeting ends in friction, while Gary has doubts about Nick's honesty
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Ziggy heads to the city, where she learns her boyfriend Jared has been less than faithful. Meanwhile, Brody finds himself tempted again when Zannis reappears
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
The Dancing Dead
Season 3 Episode 26/33

Abby receives the remains of her beloved dog Broadway Baby. Meanwhile, on the dance floor, Maddie's stock continues to fall, while Nia's is on the rise
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
5:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 17/25

Another selection of highlights as the big-name bungalow-dwellers compete in tasks, rant in the diary room and provide their own entertainment - fully aware that tomorrow, one of them will be shown the big sliding doors in the next eviction

Rating: 4.3
6:00pm
Neighbours
Paige has some advice for Mark, unaware that he has just spent the night with Elly. Karl's first committee meeting ends in friction, while Gary has doubts about Nick's honesty
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay regulars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
7:15pm
Film The Wedding Date (2005)
A single woman is horrified by the thought of attending her sister's wedding alone, a task made all the more daunting by the presence of her ex-fiance. Taking the bull by the horns, she hires a male escort for the occasion - but her decision has unexpected results. Romantic comedy, starring Debra Messing, Jack Davenport, Amy Adams, Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Parish
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:15pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:20pm
Film The Wedding Date (2005)
A single woman is horrified by the thought of attending her sister's wedding alone, a task made all the more daunting by the presence of her ex-fiance. Taking the bull by the horns, she hires a male escort for the occasion - but her decision has unexpected results. Romantic comedy, starring Debra Messing, Jack Davenport, Amy Adams, Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Parish
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
9:00pm
Film The Fifth Element (1997)
In the 23rd century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson's sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film The Fifth Element (1997)
In the 23rd century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson's sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.1
11:35pm
Film That's My Boy (2012)
A teenager fathers a child and raises him alone, but when the boy grows up, he no longer wants anything to do with his drunken, irresponsible parent. As he prepares to get married, the son finds his father gatecrashing the wedding, desperate to rebuild their relationship but just as obnoxious as ever. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:35am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:40am
Film That's My Boy (2012)
A teenager fathers a child and raises him alone, but when the boy grows up, he no longer wants anything to do with his drunken, irresponsible parent. As he prepares to get married, the son finds his father gatecrashing the wedding, desperate to rebuild their relationship but just as obnoxious as ever. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
1:50am
Emerald City
No Place Like Home
Season 1 Episode 10/10

The Wizard makes war on Glinda and her army of witches, with the cowardly lion, the tin man and the scarecrow caught in the middle. However, Dorothy determines to take on the Wizard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9
2:45am
South Park
Tsst
Season 10 Episode 7/14

Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan `The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:15am
You're the Worst
Born Dead
Season 2 Episode 3/13

Gretchen decides to catch up with her old friends after finding out that one of them is pregnant. Lindsay persuades Edgar to pose as her boyfriend to make her ex-husband jealous
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:35am
You're the Worst
All About That Paper
Season 2 Episode 4/13

Gretchen has to settle a conflict between three rappers, and Jimmy spends the day accompanying an author to a strip club and an old people's home in the hope of landing a job
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Sat 19 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
100 Per Cent Hotter
Season 2 Episode 7/10

The team help to transform a businessman who loves to show off his fake-tanned body in skimpy clothes, and a young woman who wears far too much make-up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
8:45am
Gilmore Girls
The UnGraduate
Season 6 Episode 3/22

Lorelai is pressured to set a date for the wedding, but decides she does not want to make a firm commitment until she has settled her differences with Rory
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
9:45am
Gilmore Girls
Always a Godmother, Never a God
Season 6 Episode 4/22

Sookie tries to reconcile Rory and Lorelai by asking them to be the godmothers of her two children. Logan decides to take a trip to New York with Rory
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:35am
8 Simple Rules
Paul Meets His Match
Season 1 Episode 11/28

Paul puts his foot down at home and forbids the girls to invite their boyfriends to the Thanksgiving feast. He also makes friends with his new editor, and they discover they both have reputations as `psycho dads'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:00am
8 Simple Rules
All I Want for Christmas
Season 1 Episode 12/28

Paul tries to give the children a Christmas to remember. Kerry finds a stray dog, and Cate is overjoyed at being asked to sing a solo at the church's midnight service - but fears her family's presence will make her nervous
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:25am
8 Simple Rules
Rory's Got a Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 13/28

Paul allows 13-year-old Rory to go on his first date - much to the dismay of Bridget and Kerry, who complain they were not allowed to go out with boys when they were his age. John Ritter and Martin Spanjers star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
11:55am
Film Did You Hear about the Morgans? (2009)
A bickering, separated couple on the brink of divorce are thrown back together when they witness a murder. The FBI arrange for them to go into hiding in a remote mountain town, a predicament that could either save their marriage or see them at each other's throats more than ever. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:55pm
Access
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Rating: 5.6
1:00pm
Film Did You Hear about the Morgans? (2009)
A bickering, separated couple on the brink of divorce are thrown back together when they witness a murder. The FBI arrange for them to go into hiding in a remote mountain town, a predicament that could either save their marriage or see them at each other's throats more than ever. Romantic comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
2:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrity Big Brother: Eviction
Season 13 Episode 18/25

Emma Willis hosts another live eviction show. As usual, she presents yesterday's highlights before revealing which of the renowned residents will be leaving tonight and talking to her about being cooped up with their fellow famous faces
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Film Little Nicky (2000)
The Devil decides to put off retirement for a little longer, but his two oldest sons are left fuming - and decide to get revenge by creating Hell on Earth. The job of saving the world falls to their good-natured younger brother, who travels to New York to put things right. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Rhys Ifans, Reese Witherspoon and Rodney Dangerfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
4:30pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:35pm
Film Little Nicky (2000)
The Devil decides to put off retirement for a little longer, but his two oldest sons are left fuming - and decide to get revenge by creating Hell on Earth. The job of saving the world falls to their good-natured younger brother, who travels to New York to put things right. Comedy, starring Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Rhys Ifans, Reese Witherspoon and Rodney Dangerfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
5:10pm
Film Labyrinth (1986)
A teenager wishes her baby brother would be taken away, only to have her request granted by a band of goblins and their sinister king. She regrets her decision and sets out to rescue him, but to reach the castle where he is being held, she must find her way through a magical maze full of strange creatures. Jim Henson's fantasy adventure, starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
6:10pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
6:15pm
Film Labyrinth (1986)
A teenager wishes her baby brother would be taken away, only to have her request granted by a band of goblins and their sinister king. She regrets her decision and sets out to rescue him, but to reach the castle where he is being held, she must find her way through a magical maze full of strange creatures. Jim Henson's fantasy adventure, starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
7:10pm
Film Bride Wars (2009)
Two lifelong best friends discover their weddings have been scheduled on the same day and at the same venue. Neither is prepared to back down, so a bitter rivalry ensues as years of friendship are cast aside in the struggle to sabotage each other's big day. Comedy, starring Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Candice Bergen and Chris Pratt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
8:10pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:15pm
Film Bride Wars (2009)
Two lifelong best friends discover their weddings have been scheduled on the same day and at the same venue. Neither is prepared to back down, so a bitter rivalry ensues as years of friendship are cast aside in the struggle to sabotage each other's big day. Comedy, starring Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway, Candice Bergen and Chris Pratt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
9:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 19/25

Highlights from Friday, including the contestants' reactions to the eviction, which saw another of the famous residents receive their marching orders. Plus, games, gossip and diary room confessions

Rating: 4.3
10:00pm
Film A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
Premiere. An ex cop working as an unlicensed private eye is hired by a drug trafficker to find the men who murdered his wife. As the detective investigates the case, he discovers the men he is tracking have killed many times before and takes desperate measures to stop them claiming another victim. Crime thriller based on Lawrence Block's novel, starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Includes 5 News Update at 10.00pm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
11:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
11:05pm
Film A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
Premiere. An ex cop working as an unlicensed private eye is hired by a drug trafficker to find the men who murdered his wife. As the detective investigates the case, he discovers the men he is tracking have killed many times before and takes desperate measures to stop them claiming another victim. Crime thriller based on Lawrence Block's novel, starring Liam Neeson and Dan Stevens. Includes 5 News Update at 10.00pm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
12:20am
Sex Pod
Season 2 Episode 5/10

Three young men discuss the connection between alcohol and sex, and 19-year-old Samuel is anxious to find out whether the experts think being a virgin at his age makes him weak
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:25am
You're the Worst
We Can Do Better Than This
Season 2 Episode 5/13

Gretchen decides she and Lindsay need more interesting things to talk about, but regrets it when her friend hits the internet in a bid to broaden her mind
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
1:55am
You're the Worst
Side Bitch
Season 2 Episode 6/13

Jimmy suspects Gretchen is having an affair, Lindsay wrestles with the simple tasks that her ex-husband used to do for her, and Edgar has some advice for his improv teacher
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:20am
The Magicians
Divine Elimination
Season 2 Episode 3/13

The gang are ready to put their plan to kill the Beast into action, unaware that their enemy has put a curse on the throne room in Fillory. Fantasy drama, starring Jason Ralph
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:15am
That '70s Show
Eric's Naughty No-No
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Kitty begins to believe her life is going nowhere, thanks to a visit from Paula, her beautiful and successful sister. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
3:35am
That '70s Show
The Good Son
Season 1 Episode 25/25

Eric reveals his feelings to Hyde by telling him he is like the brother he never had. The latter reciprocates by doing his best to fit in with the Forman family. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Wilmer Valderrama
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
4:00am
Teleshopping

Rating: 2.1

Sun 20 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
Baby-Faced Mums
Season 1 Episode 2/8

Florence, 20, believed she would never get pregnant due to polycystic ovaries, but she ended up with twins. Laura got pregnant at 16 after a contraceptive pill failed

Rating: 7
9:00am
8 Simple Rules
Rory's Got a Girlfriend
Season 1 Episode 13/28

Paul allows 13-year-old Rory to go on his first date - much to the dismay of Bridget and Kerry, who complain they were not allowed to go out with boys when they were his age. John Ritter and Martin Spanjers star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:30am
8 Simple Rules
Career Choices
Season 1 Episode 14/28

Kerry plays a practical joke on the head teacher, while Bridget decides to skip classes to concentrate on becoming a beautician - much to Paul's disappointment. Starring Amy Davidson and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:55am
8 Simple Rules
Kerry's Big Adventure
Season 1 Episode 15/28

The romantic tension between Kerry and Kyle leads to a kiss. Meanwhile, Paul and Cate investigate the items contained in Rory's secret box. Starring Amy Davidson and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
10:25am
My Wife and Kids
Sharon's Picture
Season 3 Episode 22/27

Jay is dismayed to discover Michael still carries a photograph of an attractive former girlfriend in his wallet, and demands an explanation. Meanwhile, Franklin finds it hard to admit Aretha is actually a very talented singer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:55am
My Wife and Kids
Tee for Too Many
Season 3 Episode 23/27

Jay tries to spend more time with Michael by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Junior asks Franklin for help with a college application - but ends up cheating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:25am
My Wife and Kids
Graduation - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 27/27

Part two of two. Junior finally graduates, prompting proud parents Michael and Jay to reward him with an all-expenses-paid trip to Japan - which they also see as a way of ruining his plans to move in with Vanessa
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:50am
My Wife and Kids
From Dummy to Daddy
Season 4 Episode 1/30

Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and being generally unsatisfactory
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:15pm
My Wife and Kids
The Sweet Hairafter
Season 4 Episode 2/30

Michael begins taking pills guaranteed to cure baldness - but unfortunately they cause his hair to grow in unusual striped patterns. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:40pm
My Wife and Kids
Junior Executive
Season 4 Episode 3/30

Michael tries to teach Junior the ins and outs of the family business, but finds him an unwilling pupil. Meanwhile, Claire arranges a secret date with someone she met over the internet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Jay Goes to School
Season 4 Episode 4/30

Jay decides to do something new in her life by studying psychology at college, but Michael opposes the idea
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Meet the Parents
Season 4 Episode 5/30

Vanessa's parents visit the Kyles to discuss the baby, but Michael is outraged by what he sees as their unreasonable demands and feels compelled to stand up for himself. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:00pm
My Wife and Kids
He's Having a Baby
Season 4 Episode 6/30

Michael decides to test Junior's suitability for imminent fatherhood - by challenging him to look after a water-filled balloon for an entire week without bursting it. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Funeral
Season 4 Episode 7/30

The Kyles perform an act of charity by attending the funeral of an old lady they have never met, but unfortunately Kady is asked to kiss the corpse goodbye and Jay is press-ganged into singing her favourite R'n'B song
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
3:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 19/25

Highlights from Friday, including the contestants' reactions to the eviction, which saw another of the famous residents receive their marching orders. Plus, games, gossip and diary room confessions

Rating: 4.3
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 2 Episode 8/10

Documentary giving an insight into cash-strapped Britain from the perspectives of debtors, creditors and those who collect the payments, including High Court enforcement bailiffs and repossession teams. The series follows each case as it unfolds, recording the thoughts and feelings on both sides, the process of repossession and the impact it has on all involved
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Brian O'Shaughnessy and Graham Aldred's first case sees them in a Brighton health spa as they search for assets to seize in pursuit of a £20,000 debt. Following a stand-off, they devise a way to work with the owner and her professional advisers to come up with a solution. Later, Graham reveals his softer side when he revisits a woman who defaulted on a debt payment plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 2 Episode 10/10

High Court enforcement officers Paul and Steve's first job is an eviction with a twist when they find out the landlord is the tenant's mother, while their next case is also tricky and involves family members with a question mark over their immigration status who are now facing homelessness. Their final case involves a man with a history of mental illness who has reached the end of his tenancy but refuses to leave, and Steve tries to find a solution after a church minister and his mother fail to placate him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 1/14

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection. Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy try to collect a debt from a technology company, but with the director nowhere to be seen, the office manager does everything she can to prove the business is no longer trading. Stewart McCracken and Elmor Victor face a heartbreaking house repossession in Merseyside, where two landlords are forced to evict a tenant recovering from a brain tumour which has cost him his job and income
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Spend it Like Beckham
Season 1 Episode 33/35

The documentary revisits individuals featured in previous episodes to see how they have been getting on
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: 30 Stone and Claiming
Season 1 Episode 34/35

The documentary revisits individuals featured in previous episodes to see how they are getting on
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side
Season 13 Episode 16/21

Rylan Clark-Neal presents the CBB companion show, featuring gossip, chat and features from the house. Including a debate on the burning issues, celebrity guests' thoughts on the latest developments and behind-the-scenes insights

Rating: 1.6
11:00pm
Film The House Bunny (2008)
A Playboy bunny is ejected from Hugh Hefner's mansion for being considered over-the-hill on her 27th birthday, and has to find a new home and a fresh role in life. She becomes the unlikely house mother for a dowdy college sorority, and sets about giving its inmates a pin-up style makeover and turning their social lives around. Comedy, starring Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone and Kat Dennings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:05am
Film The House Bunny (2008)
A Playboy bunny is ejected from Hugh Hefner's mansion for being considered over-the-hill on her 27th birthday, and has to find a new home and a fresh role in life. She becomes the unlikely house mother for a dowdy college sorority, and sets about giving its inmates a pin-up style makeover and turning their social lives around. Comedy, starring Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone and Kat Dennings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
1:05am
When Kids Kill
Beaten for Being Different
Season 2 Episode 1/6

The heartbreaking story of young couple Sophie and Robert, who were the victims of a vicious attack because they dressed like Goths
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:05am
Finding Carter
Do the Right Thing
Season 1 Episode 9/12

Carter reels after another betrayal by David, and a friend's shocking turn could affect his life forever. Max and Taylor struggle to take their relationship to the next stage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.7
3:00am
When Kids Kill
Teen Mob Murder
Season 2 Episode 2/6

15-year-old Sofyen was attacked by a gang of teenagers wielding kitchen knives and samurai swords in front of horrified commuters in one of London's busies stations
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance for viewers to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Mon 21 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
8 Simple Rules
Come and Knock on Our Door
Season 1 Episode 16/28

Bridget finds out that Kerry kissed Kyle at the party and responds by snubbing her, while Paul has a strange dream
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:20am
Dance Moms
The View from the Top
Season 3 Episode 17/33

Abby wrestles with her decision to replace the injured Mackenzie with newcomer Asia for the New York trip. Cathy and her Candy Apples also go to the Big Apple
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:10am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
9:15am
Noddy: Toyland Detective
Noddy and the Case of the Broken Crystal Memory Game
Season 1 Episode 1/52

The DareDale Challenge obstacle race is about to start when it is discovered that the crystal memory game is broken. While Clockwork Mouse sets about mending it, Noddy and Revs try to find out who was responsible
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
9:30am
Thomas & Friends
Creaky Cranky
Season 13 Episode 1/20

Cranky teases Thomas because he can only carry light loads
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:45am
Pingu
Pingi's Valentine Card
Season 5 Episode 4/26

The clumsy penguin gets covered in glue while trying to make a Valentine's Day card for Pingi
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:55am
Floogals
Project Magnet
Season 1 Episode 1/52

Animation about three tiny aliens investigating planet Earth. Flo's fizzer gets stuck to a magnet in Luke's backpack as he is about to leave for school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
10:10am
Bob the Builder
Sky-High Scoop
Season 1 Episode 1/52

When Bob and his team are fitting a lift into a Spring City skyscraper, Scoop decides that he would like to see the view from the top
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:25am
Fireman Sam
Paper Plane Down
Season 7 Episode 1/26

Norman spends Pontypandy's Fire Prevention Day making paper planes, but one of his creations causes havoc in the kitchen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
Little Princess
I Want My Tooth
Season 1 Episode 1/32

One of the princess's teeth falls out just before she has to pose for a photograph
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:55am
Simon
Super Rabbit
Season 1 Episode 1/52

Children's animation about a young rabbit. Simon is playing at being a superhero when a real-life rescue mission suddenly beckons
(Subtitles)

11:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Sharon's Picture
Season 3 Episode 22/27

Jay is dismayed to discover Michael still carries a photograph of an attractive former girlfriend in his wallet, and demands an explanation. Meanwhile, Franklin finds it hard to admit Aretha is actually a very talented singer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Tee for Too Many
Season 3 Episode 23/27

Jay tries to spend more time with Michael by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Junior asks Franklin for help with a college application - but ends up cheating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
8 Simple Rules
Kerry's Video
Season 1 Episode 21/28

Kerry documents a day in her sister's life in an effort to prove attractive people have a much easier time of things. Comedy, starring Katey Sagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:35pm
8 Simple Rules
Good Moms Gone Wild
Season 1 Episode 22/28

Cate's youthful indiscretions come back to haunt her as she and Paul consider punishing Bridget and Kerry for their wild antics. Meanwhile, Rory befriends an elderly gentleman whose stories about the Second World War turn out to be more fiction than fact. Guest starring Ed Marinaro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
1:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 2/14

Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy get into a doorstep confrontation with a debtor who wants to prove her family business is bankrupt. However, when tempers flare Brian is assaulted and the agents call the police. Elsewhere, Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner face evicting three properties owned by the same landlord in north London, and Brian and Delroy Anglin collect £2,000 debt owed to a vet in Kent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 3/14

Agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner get caught up in a dispute between a landlord and a tenant who refuses to move out, and Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin chase a £17,000 debt. Meanwhile, in Essex, a couple owe their neighbour £11,000, and on the south coast, debt collection from a Turkish restaurant gets complicated when there is confusion about ownership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay regulars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
Gone Abby Gone
Season 3 Episode 27/33

Kelly sneaks her children back into the Abby Lee Dance Company. Meanwhile, Brooke's return threatens Payton's position on the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
5:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 20/25

A chance to catch up with the latest events inside the house as the celebrities cope with living under constant surveillance, with all the arguments and alliances, as well as the revelations in the diary room

Rating: 4.3
6:00pm
Neighbours
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay regulars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
Playing Favourites
Season 4

The mothers hash out their grudges in a series four reunion special, and Maddie takes to the stage to talk about her recent success in Hollywood with the Sia video
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
8:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 5 Episode 4/32

The agents have an explosive run-in with a debtor as they try to retrieve £1,800 owed by a car dealership, and in Derbyshire, two officers try to collect more than £1,500 in unpaid parking fines. Elsewhere, Max and Paul are in London as they attempt to recover £2,000 owed by a property company, but an employee refuses to let them enter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
9:00pm
Film Grown Ups (2010)
Five friends reunite for the funeral of their high-school basketball coach. However, when they discover they have all acquired the problems and responsibilities that come with adulthood, they decide to spend a weekend at a lake house in a bid to recapture their childhood. Comedy, with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade and Rob Schneider
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film Grown Ups (2010)
Five friends reunite for the funeral of their high-school basketball coach. However, when they discover they have all acquired the problems and responsibilities that come with adulthood, they decide to spend a weekend at a lake house in a bid to recapture their childhood. Comedy, with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade and Rob Schneider
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
11:05pm
South Park
Hell on Earth 2006
Season 10 Episode 11/14

In a Halloween edition, Satan throws a costume party. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:35pm
South Park
Go God Go
Season 10 Episode 12/14

Part one of two. The gang learns about the theory of evolution, and Cartman freezes himself, hoping to awaken when a games console is released
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:10am
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Season 10 Episode 8/14

The boys spend all weekend playing the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:35am
The Shannara Chronicles
Changeling
Season 1 Episode 4/10

As Wil and Amberle prepare to leave with the Ellcrys seed for the Bloodfire, a terrifying shape-shifting demon tries to kill Amberle and lay the blame on Eretria. Bandon tells Wil about his visions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
1:30am
Badass Brides
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Twenty-two-year-old wannabe model Nathan plans an extravagant wedding in Las Vegas for him and fiance Mike, after already cancelling one due to their plans exceeding their budget
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:35am
Don't Tell the Doctor
Season 1 Episode 10/10

An eczema sufferer whose DIY treatment left her hospitalised, a man whose head is covered in bleeding cysts and a fitness model with a painful bloated stomach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
3:25am
That '70s Show
Romantic Weekend
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Red and Kitty go on a romantic weekend break - only to discover they are booked in at the same hotel as Donna and Eric. Comedy, starring Topher Grace, Laura Prepon, Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Tue 22 Aug

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
8 Simple Rules
Drummer Boy - Part One
Season 1 Episode 17/28

Part one of two. Bridget takes up the drums in the hope of realising her dream of joining an all-girl group. However, she falls for the teacher her father has hired to help and sneaks off to see him play with his band. Guest starring Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
8:20am
Dance Moms
Candy Apple Showdown
Season 3 Episode 18/33

Abby's dancers and the Candy Apples go head to head in New York City. Cathy counts on Anthony's innovative choreography to keep her on top
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:10am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
9:15am
Noddy: Toyland Detective
Noddy and the Case of the Amazing Eyebrows
Season 1 Episode 2/52

Fuse wants to wear his new eyebrows when he collects his trophy at the Toyland awards, but they have gone missing, and Noddy is accused of theft
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
9:30am
Thomas & Friends
The Lion of Sodor
Season 13 Episode 2/20

Thomas transports a statue of a lion across the island of Sodor
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:45am
Pingu
Pinga Sleepwalks
Season 5 Episode 9/26

Pinga sleepwalks out of the igloo, so Pingu tries to keep her out of danger as she wanders through people's homes and over a ravine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:55am
Floogals
Project Rabbit
Season 1 Episode 2/52

When Hooman dad's vegetables go missing from the garden, the Floogals investigate and meet a rabbit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
10:10am
Bob the Builder
Milkshake Mix-up
Season 1 Episode 2/52

The team finishes building a new milkshake bar, and the job inspires Scoop to experiment with ingredients for concrete
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:25am
Fireman Sam
Hot & Cold Running Sniffer Dog
Hot & Cold Running Sniffer Dog Mike doesn't believe that Radar is a rescue dog but when he falls and breaks his arm there is only one dog to help!
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
Little Princess
I Don't Want Help
Season 1 Episode 2/32

The youngster decides she does not need any help and asks people to stop doing everything for her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:55am
Simon
No More Stabilisers
Season 1 Episode 2/52

Simon is determined to master the art of riding a bike. Animated children's series about an engaging but headstrong young rabbit
(Subtitles)

11:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Graduation - Part Two
Season 3 Episode 27/27

Part two of two. Junior finally graduates, prompting proud parents Michael and Jay to reward him with an all-expenses-paid trip to Japan - which they also see as a way of ruining his plans to move in with Vanessa
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
From Dummy to Daddy
Season 4 Episode 1/30

Michael is shocked to learn Junior is going to be a father, and reluctantly gives him a job - only to sack him on his first day for turning up late and being generally unsatisfactory
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
8 Simple Rules
Career Woman
Season 1 Episode 23/28

Cate is offered a promotion and has to spend longer hours at the hospital, leaving Paul to take care of the children. To pass the time, he decides to introduce Rory to baseball card-collecting - but the youngster soon spices up his new hobby. Comedy, starring John Ritter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
12:35pm
8 Simple Rules
Queen Bees and King Bees
Season 1 Episode 24/28

Bridget and Paul find themselves in the unaccustomed position of becoming alienated from their social circles. Unhappy in the role of outsiders, they devise a plan to settle the score. John Ritter stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Playing Favourites
Season 4

The mothers hash out their grudges in a series four reunion special, and Maddie takes to the stage to talk about her recent success in Hollywood with the Sia video
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 3 Episode 5/14

Agents Paul and Steve face a moral dilemma in south London, when they find out the tenant they have been instructed to evict is on his way to a funeral. Elsewhere, Stewart and Victor chase £1,000 from a debtor who has defaulted on his payment plan, but they are subjected to abuse and the police are called to a driveway standoff. Plus, two agents try to recover £1,600 worth of goods from the owner of an entertainment company after a wedding day dispute, and in west London, a landlady is owned £9,000 in rent arrears by a young mother
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay regulars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Dance Moms
On-Again Off-Again Abby
Season 3 Episode 28/33

Abby returns to face the wrath of the mothers after missing the last competition, and Cathy tries to take advantage of an opportunity to get her team to the number one spot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
5:00pm
Celebrity Big Brother
Season 13 Episode 21/25

Marcus Bentley narrates as the housemates lie in their beds, chat on the sofas and argue in the kitchen - all for the enjoyment of the viewers. Will they find being watched by Big Brother's cameras any harder to cope with than life in the public eye?

Rating: 4.3
6:00pm
Neighbours
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay regulars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
99 Problems but a Mom Ain't One
Season 5 Episode 1/39

Abby prepares her dancers for a new season. However, getting to the big national competition will not be easy for the young performers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
8:00pm
Badass Brides
Season 1 Episode 9/10

Bossy bride Jaide is a master of delegation, and fiance Ryan is in no doubt who is in charge. Danielle booked her wedding to Marcus without even telling him, and has issued strict instructions about what he can and cannot do on his stag night
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 5 Episode 5/32

The agents try to recover more than £12,000 owed by a jeweller to one of his suppliers, but as the tension mounts, the debtor violently lashes out at one of the officers. Meanwhile, agents in London chase up more than £5,000 owed by a tenant to her former landlord for rent arrears, and also attempt to retrieve over £6,000 owed by a property developer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
10:00pm
Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink
Season 1 Episode 6/10

A pair of friends fresh off the plane head straight for the tattoo parlour, where they celebrate their love of herbal drugs with tattoos on their boobs. Another Brit decides that nothing sums up his Kavos holiday more than a tattoo of ex-boxer Mike Tyson's face
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:00pm
South Park
Go God Go XII
Season 10 Episode 13/14

Part two of two. Cartman accidentally wakes up 500 years in the future and finds himself in the middle of warring factions. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Stanley's Cup
Season 10 Episode 14/14

Stan coaches a hockey team in the hope of making them winners, and his father deals with the memory of his child's performance in a game from years earlier when he had the opportunity to score the winning goal. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:05am
South Park
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Season 10 Episode 9/14

Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he can prove Kyle was responsible for the attacks. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Aftermath
A Clatter and a Chatter
Season 1 Episode 5/13

Karen is plagued by visions of impending doom as the family try to slip past a road block, and fall prey to demonic plants. Sally flees through the woods from a gang of fever-heads
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:25am
Aftermath
Madame Sosostris
Season 1 Episode 6/13

When the family splits up, Josh leads half the party to a nearby university to find a prophetic professor, while Karen leads the others to a nearby summer camp on a supply mission. Canadian sci-fi thriller about one family's struggle to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, starring Anne Heche and James Tupper
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:20am
Badass Brides
Season 1 Episode 2/10

A 21-year-old bride plans her fairytale wedding with a £2,000 budget, and 24-year-old Aysha decides to have two weddings - a traditional British one and a traditional Indian one
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:15am
Slender Man Killings: Beyond Evil
Vick Hope investigates crimes inspired by urban legends created for the internet, examining how the increasingly blurred line between online fantasy and reality could spark more
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1