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Sun 30 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Dance Moms
Debbie Allen to the Rescue
Season 6 Episode 8/30

The stress of Abby's legal woes causes her to reach her limit and kick the girls out of her studio. This prompts the mothers to contact Debbie Allen, who offers her studio so they can resume rehearsals for their upcoming competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:45am
8 Simple Rules
The Sub
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Cate is shocked to discover Principal Gibb has hired CJ as a substitute teacher, and Rory is caught cheating in a test
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:05am
8 Simple Rules
CJ's Temptation
Season 3 Episode 14/24

CJ is put in an awkward position when the headteacher's new girlfriend makes advances toward him, while Cate walks in on Rory during a private moment. Comedy, starring Katey Sagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:35am
8 Simple Rules
Old Flame
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Cate grows disenchanted with family life, and later finds herself whisked off her feet by an old flame - but discovers she has grown up while he has remained the same. Guest starring Ed O'Neill (Modern Family)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:05am
8 Simple Rules
Closure
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Cate and CJ discover Kerry has been e-mailing a boy she met in Europe, but do not realise she has invited him to stay - and he is living in the attic. Comedy, starring Katey Sagal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:30am
My Wife and Kids
Thru Thick and Thin
Season 2 Episode 5/29

Janet returns home, but appears to have piled on the pounds in her absence - much to the dismay of Michael, who is not renowned for his tact and does not know how to tell her she is looking decidedly overweight. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:55am
My Wife and Kids
He Heard, She Heard
Season 2 Episode 6/29

Claire is invited to an unsupervised party at Erica's house, but Michael refuses to let her go - much to the dismay of Janet, who thinks he should be more trusting. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:25am
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
Season 2 Episode 7/29

Michael reluctantly agrees to have a prostate examination and learns he will have to undergo further tests. Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her homework, and Kady sends the police on a wild goose chase
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:55am
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
Season 2 Episode 8/29

Claire sneakily eats a snack intended for Michael but refuses to own up - so he devises a special punishment to force a confession from the culprit. Unfortunately, it backfires badly and undermines his authority in the household
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:25pm
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
Season 2 Episode 9/29

Jay loses her job and initially finds it hard being at home all day - until she rediscovers the rewards of full-time motherhood. Comedy, starring Tisha Campbell-Martin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:50pm
My Wife and Kids
The Whole World Is Watching
Season 2 Episode 10/29

Jay and Michael enjoy a passionate moment in Junior's room - unaware their every move is being broadcast over the internet via his new 24-hour webcam. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:15pm
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
Season 2 Episode 11/29

Michael accidentally kills Kady's beloved pet hamster, but does not have the heart to confess - and tries to blackmail Claire into taking the blame. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:45pm
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
Season 2 Episode 12/29

The kids insist on squandering their pocket money, so Michael makes a misguided effort to teach them to manage their finances properly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:10pm
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
Season 2 Episode 13/29

Michael becomes addicted to a video game, making Jay believe he does not love her anymore. The pair agree to see a psychiatrist - who proves to be an equally fanatical player
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:40pm
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
Season 2 Episode 14/29

Michael tries to get his notoriously late family members dressed and ready for a wedding, but they all have some sort of problem that delays their preparations. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
3:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 15/29

The family goes on a road trip hoping to learn more about American history - a journey that is ruined by the police, authentic colonial food and Jay's neurosis about her weight. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
3:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many - Part One
Season 2 Episode 16/29

Part one of two. Michael is dragged away from his beloved TV game show to take the family for a meal at a Japanese restaurant - despite his hatred of eating out
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 24/25

The agents chase almost £3,000 owed by Indian takeaway owners, but when the staff deny any knowledge of the debt, the agents threaten to seize kitchen equipment. In east London they face a race against time to recover more than £8,000 from an electrical services company, and in Cheshire the enforcement agents chase nearly £4,000 of debt owed by a mobile phone shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 4/25

Paul and Ben face a challenging eviction in London, where a vulnerable tenant in rent arrears has barricaded her front door, and the agents receive a tirade of abuse. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase a debt of nearly £2,000 in Surrey, before trying to recover almost £3,000 in Northamptonshire. Finally, Steve and Ru head to Portsmouth to evict a young family for a landlord who wants her property back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 15/25

Stewart and Elmor attempt to collect £5,000 owed by a debtor in north Wales, but the situation spirals out of control when a group of friends try to take on the agents. Meanwhile, Del and Dael head to south-east London to chase nearly £7,000 owed by a man to his ex-girlfriend, before visiting a woman who owes her solicitor almost £4,000 after a compensation claim went wrong. In Manchester, Stewart and Vic face a hostile reception at a family-run garage that owes £6,000 in professional fees
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 18/25

In south London, Del and Dael Anglin receive a hostile reception from the brother of a debtor who has alreasy defaulted on a promise to pay £2,000 she owes to a storage company. In Worcestershire, Gareth and Craig try to recover £45,000 from a young online entrepreneur, who claims no responsibility for the debt he owes to his courier. Their target cooks up a flimsy lie in an effort to absolve himself, but dishonesty proves to be the least of the agents' worries when they discover a stash of guns at the back of the garage. In east London, an Indian restaurant owner begins to take his financial responsibilities seriously when Del and Dael start removing cookers and freezers from his premises, and a pair of pensioners in Oxfordshire hope the High Court will provide them a lifeline as they try to pay off a £4,000 bill to a solicitors' firm after a failed compensation claim
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
8:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: 30 Stone and Claiming
Season 1 Episode 34/35

The documentary revisits individuals featured in previous episodes to see how they are getting on
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Baked Bean King
Season 1 Episode 35/35

The documentary revisits individuals featured in previous episodes to see how they are getting on
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: On the Breadline
Season 4 Episode 5/15

The documentary series focuses on welfare recipients from the Merseyside area, including New Brighton man Jimmy, who struggles to find work as his religious beliefs prevent him from working on a Sunday, and Birkenhead single mum Nicola, who has become an expert bargain hunter to help stretch her benefits. Wallasey man Joe has a number of serious health conditions and hasn't had a shower at home in three years. However, after three years on the waiting list, a move to a specially adapted bungalow is finally on the cards
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
11:00pm
You're the Worst
The Sweater People
Season 2 Episode 1/13

New series. Jimmy and Gretchen try to avoid becoming boring by throwing endless parties, while Edgar obsesses over Lindsay, who is determined to get back together with her husband
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
11:30pm
Idiotsitter
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/10

New series. Harvard graduate Billie gets a job working as a nanny for a rich family in LA, but discovers she will be supervisor and teacher to a full-grown woman named Gene, who is under house arrest. Comedy, starring Jillian Bell and Charlotte Newhouse
(New Series) (Subtitles)

12:00am
South Park
You Have 0 Friends
Season 14 Episode 4/14

Stan finds himself pressured into joining a social networking website, but quickly becomes annoyed with it - only to find that the site is unwilling to let him leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
Crippled Summer
Season 14 Episode 7/14

Jimmy and his friends compete to be the champions at summer camp, but the opposition team has other ideas, and the boys stage an intervention for Towelie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
Top 20 Funniest
Season 3 Episode 4/11

A countdown of the funniest video clips in America, from those that went viral to home movies, pranks, surveillance footage and news bloopers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:50am
Top 20 Funniest
Season 3 Episode 5/11

A countdown of the funniest video clips in America, from those that went viral to home movies, pranks, surveillance footage and news bloopers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:45am
American Horror Story
American Horror Story: Asylum: The Coat Hanger
Season 2 Episode 9/13

The Monsignor takes an unlikely convert under his wing, and Lana secures a new piece of evidence that may prove Kit's innocence. Meanwhile, Dr Arden witnesses a miraculous return. Psychological horror, starring Joseph Fiennes and James Cromwell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
3:25am
That '70s Show
Hunting
Season 2 Episode 13/26

Red thinks the boys are getting soft, so he decides to toughen them up by taking them on a hunting trip - whether they like it or not. Nostalgic comedy, starring Kurtwood Smith and Topher Grace
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance for viewers to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Mon 1 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Red Sees Red
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Red confines Eric, Hyde and Laurie to the house, booby-trapping the entire building to ensure they are not tempted to break the rules. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Kurtwood Smith, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Dance Moms
Everyone's Replaceable
Season 2 Episode 1/28

As the new dance season begins, Abby Lee Miller warns the girls that any mishaps will lead to them being axed from the team and immediately replaced
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:20am
Dance Moms
Return of Candy Apples
Season 2 Episode 2/28

The Candy Apples reveal the lengths they will go to in order to beat Abby's troupe as the two rival dance schools go head to head
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:15am
8 Simple Rules
Volleybrawl
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Cate's antics at Kerry's volleyball game jeopardise the team's chances of winning the match. CJ develops a crush on the coach, and Bridget is dismayed to learn who her former boyfriend has begun dating. Comedy, guest starring Gabrielle Reece
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
8 Simple Rules
Freaky Friday
Season 3 Episode 18/24

The Hennessys watch Freaky Friday before falling asleep - and wake up to find everyone has swapped bodies with someone else, except Kerry, who enjoys her family's turmoil
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:10am
Film Over Her Dead Body (2008)
When Henry's bride-to-be is killed in a tragic accident, he takes his sister's advice and visits a local psychic in a bid to come to terms with the sudden death. Love unexpectedly blossoms between the grieving man and his spiritualist helper, but his ex-fiancee's ghost is determined to put an abrupt end to their burgeoning relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Eva Longoria, Paul Rudd and Lake Bell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:10pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:15pm
Film Over Her Dead Body (2008)
When Henry's bride-to-be is killed in a tragic accident, he takes his sister's advice and visits a local psychic in a bid to come to terms with the sudden death. Love unexpectedly blossoms between the grieving man and his spiritualist helper, but his ex-fiancee's ghost is determined to put an abrupt end to their burgeoning relationship. Romantic comedy, starring Eva Longoria, Paul Rudd and Lake Bell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
1:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 10/25

In this special episode, the High Court enforcement agents have to deal with a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. Steve and Ben are in west London to see a tenant who owes £14,000 in unpaid rent, but when they gain access to the property they discover the house has divided up like a hotel and is being sublet. In Sussex, Brian and Del chase a debt of over £10,000 owed to a van rental business for damaged vehicles, before heading to Kent to try to reclaim £6,000 of unpaid rent from a woman financially dependent on a new partner after a disastrous divorce
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Can't Pay Special: Big Family Bust Up
Season 4 Episode 8/25

One-off edition in which the High Court enforcement agents are caught in the crossfire of three bitter family disputes, including a debt-dodging man who pushes his panic-stricken mother over the edge. Plus, a family booted onto the streets at night by a ruthless aunt, and a man who won't engage with the agents and loses his car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00pm
Neighbours
The Lassiter's Bonza Barbie Bash leads to Amy react badly after seeing Leo with someone else and David attempt to hook up with one of the backpackers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Phoebe seeks solace in alcohol, VJ questions his parenting ability after seeing Luc with Irene, and Olivia has reservations when Hunter suggests they move in together
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Lorelai Out of Water
Season 3 Episode 12/22

Luke takes an instant shine to Taylor's lawyer, and Lorelai makes a big impression on one of Lane's band members, while Paris and Rory's feud is halted by headmaster Charleston, who threatens to revoke the glowing college references he wrote for them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Dear Emily and Richard
Season 3 Episode 13/22

Sherry goes into labour and asks Rory to stay with her, prompting Lorelai to reminisce about her own daughter's birth and her teenage romance with Christopher. Elsewhere, Luke and Nicole's first date goes well, while Paris steps up her hate campaign
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection from the perspectives of debtors, creditors and those who collect the payments. Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants from a south London flat, one of whom has a reputation for violence. Everything goes smoothly until the enforcement agents make a shocking discovery in a child's bedroom. Paul and Steve head to Slough to collect wages owed to a freelance worker, but the debtor is less than happy to find the high-court enforcement officers on his doorstep and things get physical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
7:00pm
Home and Away
Brody has advice for both Phoebe and Justin, while Irene realises VJ and Leah are struggling with Luc and makes a generous offer. Olivia and Hunter struggle to find a place to live
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:35pm
World's Worst Tenants
Too Hot Tub
Season 1 Episode 8/10

The team goes undercover to protect a property owner from a criminal, and also becomes involved in a heated debate between a landlord and a tenant who has been lighting bonfires in his Jacuzzi. Todd Howard and Rick Moore also investigate a noise complaint and discover their worst nightmare
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
8:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 3/25

Agents Stewart and Iain head to Manchester, where a landlord is owed £8,000 in rent arrears and has already called for police back-up. As tempers rise, the pair must find a way to handle a situation that is spiralling dangerously out of control. Meanwhile, Brian and Del chase £3,000 owed to a firm of letting agents, before tracking a debtor who was accidentally over-paid for a job. Plus, Stewart and Iain face an eviction that is set to test their patience
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
9:00pm
Film The Equalizer (2014)
A retired secret agent applies his talents to the task of helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being beaten up by a pimp, he kills the man, an act that draws him into a battle to the death with a Russian crime syndicate. Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film The Equalizer (2014)
A retired secret agent applies his talents to the task of helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being beaten up by a pimp, he kills the man, an act that draws him into a battle to the death with a Russian crime syndicate. Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:40pm
South Park
Coon 2: Hindsight
Season 14 Episode 11/14

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:15am
South Park
Mysterion Rises
Season 14 Episode 12/14

Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:40am
South Park
Poor and Stupid
Season 14 Episode 8/14

Cartman wants to be a professional NASCAR driver and pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life, with Butters as his pit boss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:15am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 6/25

High Court enforcement agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner are in Birmingham on a potentially dangerous, full-scale eviction of a large traveller community. Meanwhile, in London's diamond district Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin are chasing nearly £6,000 owed by a jeweller to an unhappy customer, although a solicitor tries to convince Delroy his client owes nothing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:15am
The Great British Benefits Handout
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Gloucester couple Fran and Danny and their five children have spent years living hand-to-mouth, so after receiving the £26,000, Danny is inspired to do something very special for his partner. Single parent-of-four Sophie hopes the windfall will help her set up her own dress-making business, while in Chesterfield, the final lump sum goes to fun-loving couple Adam and Leanne. However, while he wants to set up a party bus business, she has other plans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:10am
On Benefits
On Benefits: 30 Stone and Claiming
Season 1 Episode 34/35

The documentary revisits individuals featured in previous episodes to see how they are getting on
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Tue 2 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Hyde's Father
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Hyde's father returns, and Kitty pulls out all the stops in an attempt to make things right between them. Comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Dance Moms
Cheerleader Blues
Season 1 Episode 3/13

Kelly's daughter threatens to quit, prompting the mother to implement a strict training regime - but the youngster risks getting an injury
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:15am
Dance Moms
No One Likes a Bully
Season 2 Episode 4/28

Abby manages to find a quick replacement for cheerleader Brooke, but further changes send the mothers into uproar. Meanwhile, Brooke learns a very harsh lesson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:10am
8 Simple Rules
Torn Between Two Lovers
Season 3 Episode 19/24

CJ finds himself in the unlikely position of having to choose between two dates on Valentine's Day, while Bridget competes against Cheryl to win the Queen of Hearts crown. Guest starring Pamela Anderson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
8 Simple Rules
CJ's Real Dad
Season 3 Episode 20/24

CJ meets his real father, who is a motivational speaker, but Jim distrusts the man and suspects he has an ulterior motive for the reunion
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
Season 2 Episode 7/29

Michael reluctantly agrees to have a prostate examination and learns he will have to undergo further tests. Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her homework, and Kady sends the police on a wild goose chase
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
Season 2 Episode 8/29

Claire sneakily eats a snack intended for Michael but refuses to own up - so he devises a special punishment to force a confession from the culprit. Unfortunately, it backfires badly and undermines his authority in the household
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
Season 2 Episode 9/29

Jay loses her job and initially finds it hard being at home all day - until she rediscovers the rewards of full-time motherhood. Comedy, starring Tisha Campbell-Martin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
The Whole World Is Watching
Season 2 Episode 10/29

Jay and Michael enjoy a passionate moment in Junior's room - unaware their every move is being broadcast over the internet via his new 24-hour webcam. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Reunion: Off the Dance Floor - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 28/28

The mothers sit down and talk about the happenings of the first two seasons. Hosted by executive producer Jeff Collins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Can't Pay Special: Secrets and Lies
Season 4 Episode 9/25

Paul and Steve have an emotional confrontation in Berkshire when a tearful woman accuses her landlord of fleecing her for extra rent, while Brian and Del travel to Luton to recover £4,500 owed by an elusive debtor who has been giving them the runaround
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00pm
Neighbours
An accident at the Backpackers lands David in trouble and in need of help. After arriving home from a night shift, Steph suspects that Sonya has succumbed to temptation
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Brody has advice for both Phoebe and Justin, while Irene realises VJ and Leah are struggling with Luc and makes a generous offer. Olivia and Hunter struggle to find a place to live
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Swan Song
Season 3 Episode 14/22

Rory reluctantly brings Jess home for dinner, but the evening is an unqualified disaster and prompts the couple's first argument. Lorelai, Alex, Sookie and Jackson enjoy a weekend in New York, while Zach and Brian suspect they are being deliberately kept in the dark by Lane and Dave - but are wide of the mark with their theories
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Face-Off
Season 3 Episode 15/22

Trix comes to visit, but causes a major problem for Emily. Rory takes Lorelai's advice and gets out of the house - but attending a local football game brings more than its fair share of surprises. With former Happy Days actress Marion Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Neighbours
An accident at the Backpackers lands David in trouble and in need of help. After arriving home from a night shift, Steph suspects that Sonya has succumbed to temptation
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Irene fears her friendship with Leah may be irrevocably damaged, while Kat tries to patch things up between Ash and Patrick, and Nate tells Tori that he does not want children
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
Out with the Old, In with the New
Season 3 Episode 2/33

There is controversy away from the dance floor as the mothers stage a protest and walk out on Abby, prompting her to assemble a new team for the weekend's competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Badass Brides
Season 1 Episode 2/10

A 21-year-old bride plans her fairytale wedding with a £2,000 budget, and 24-year-old Aysha decides to have two weddings - a traditional British one and a traditional Indian one
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
The Magicians
The Rattening
Season 2 Episode 11/13

Julia and Quentin continue their quest to reunite Julia with her shade, and Penny tries to find a way to get into the Poison Room, finding a new ally in his colleague Sylvia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
10:00pm
On Benefits
18 Kids & Claiming Benefits
Season 1 Episode 12/35

Women who claim benefits while looking after several children. They include Chesterfield mum Maria, who has five kids to five different dads and has not worked since 2002. She is so desperate to get off benefits she has signed herself up to the same college course as her daughter. Birmingham woman Karen has six children and a seventh on the way with partner Ashleigh - and although his job search is not going well he keeps himself busy in other ways. In Weymouth, Kate picks up almost £30,000 a year in benefits to supplement her husband Ian's income as a taxi driver - and spends more than £170 a month of this on pocket money for her seven kids
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
11:00pm
South Park
Coon v Coon and Friends
Season 14 Episode 13/14

The 'Coon proves himself to be even more evil than Cthulhu as he punishes his former partners. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Creme Fraiche
Season 14 Episode 14/14

Randy becomes obsessed with the Food Network, and quits his job to pursue his new passion. However, his decision begins to have an adverse effect on Stan's life, and forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
South Park
It's a Jersey Thing
Season 14 Episode 9/14

Everything to the east of the Rockies becomes part of New Jersey, and as the state line approaches South Park, Randy and the boys prepare to stand against the onslaught. However, Kyle's mother has a terrible secret to reveal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
Celebrity 100 Per Cent Hotter
Season 1 Episode 3/3

Transgender singer Lauren Harries and former Geordie Shore veteran Holly Hagan hotstep it into the Hot Spot to see how their current looks rate with the public
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
1:30am
Sex Pod
Season 2 Episode 6/10

Four male friends question why they are attracted to older women, and a young woman called Ellie wants to know why some sexual positions are not as comfortable as others
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
2:30am
Baby Faced Brides
Season 1 Episode 1/8

Documentary about young brides and grooms, including Frankie, 19, from Cumbria who is a few weeks away from marrying her partner of three years, Ross. Cameras also follow North Londoner, Charlotte, 20, who is getting married to 31-year-old Mark in three weeks' time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
3:25am
South Park
Insheeption
Season 14 Episode 10/14

Stan is given a glimpse of what life was like for Mr Mackey as a 4th grade pupil when the pair bond over their shared hoarding problems
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Wed 3 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Hyde's Father
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Hyde's father returns, and Kitty pulls out all the stops in an attempt to make things right between them. Comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Dance Moms
Brooke's Back
Season 2 Episode 5/28

Brooke's return from cheerleading leaves no room for Peyton, who is pushed out. This prompts irate mother Leslie to take her to audition for rival outfit the Candy Apples
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:20am
Dance Moms
Jill on the Rampage
Season 2 Episode 6/28

Fed up with all of the mothers' complaints about costumes, Abby orders them all to make new ones, which leads to a major conflict between her and Jill
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:10am
8 Simple Rules
The After Party
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Cate's decision to hold a party at home causes embarrassment for the children. Meanwhile, Kerry tries to make a political statement by inviting a girl to the prom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
8 Simple Rules
The Teachers' Lounge
Season 3 Episode 22/24

CJ is awarded his diploma and granted access to the teachers' lounge, but is bullied by another member of staff and decides to leave again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
Season 2 Episode 11/29

Michael accidentally kills Kady's beloved pet hamster, but does not have the heart to confess - and tries to blackmail Claire into taking the blame. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
Season 2 Episode 12/29

The kids insist on squandering their pocket money, so Michael makes a misguided effort to teach them to manage their finances properly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
Season 2 Episode 13/29

Michael becomes addicted to a video game, making Jay believe he does not love her anymore. The pair agree to see a psychiatrist - who proves to be an equally fanatical player
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
Season 2 Episode 14/29

Michael tries to get his notoriously late family members dressed and ready for a wedding, but they all have some sort of problem that delays their preparations. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
Out with the Old, In with the New
Season 3 Episode 2/33

There is controversy away from the dance floor as the mothers stage a protest and walk out on Abby, prompting her to assemble a new team for the weekend's competition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection from the perspectives of debtors, creditors and those who collect the payments. Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants from a south London flat, one of whom has a reputation for violence. Everything goes smoothly until the enforcement agents make a shocking discovery in a child's bedroom. Paul and Steve head to Slough to collect wages owed to a freelance worker, but the debtor is less than happy to find the high-court enforcement officers on his doorstep and things get physical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00pm
Neighbours
Sonya tells Mark to give her some space, but he is afraid of losing her and takes drastic action. Elly is concerned about Finn's behaviour and decides to keep a closer eye on him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Irene fears her friendship with Leah may be irrevocably damaged, while Kat tries to patch things up between Ash and Patrick, and Nate tells Tori that he does not want children
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Gilmore Girls
The Big One
Season 3 Episode 16/22

Lorelai runs into Max, and it is clear to both that they have not quite got over each other. Paris and Rory compete for a speaking engagement, while Sookie and Jackson receive life-changing news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Gilmore Girls
A Tale of Poes and Fire
Season 3 Episode 17/22

A fire at Independence Inn forces Lorelai to find temporary accommodation for her guests. Friends rally round to provide spare beds, but she ends up spending the night at Luke's house. Paris is forced to face a few home truths, and Rory finally makes a decision about her future
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Neighbours
Sonya tells Mark to give her some space, but he is afraid of losing her and takes drastic action. Elly is concerned about Finn's behaviour and decides to keep a closer eye on him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Nate and Tori talk through their differences, while John decides he needs to leave Summer Bay, and Lena persuades Brody to offer her a job at the restaurant
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
The Beginning of the End
Season 3 Episode 1/33

The new competition season gets under way. Abby is disappointed by the girls' work ethic, and holds an open audition to bring new blood into the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Baby Ballroom
Season 1 Episode 1/8

Behind the scenes at a Wolverhampton dance school. Pre-teen couple Max and Olivia are setting the floor alight with their dazzling routines - but they keep falling out
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
9:00pm
Badass Brides
Season 1 Episode 3/10

A bride sets her heart on a Christmas-themed wedding day, but without a budget set, her and her fiance are in for a surprise when they add up the grand total
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Life on the Dole
Season 1 Episode 8/35

Couples planning the perfect wedding on benefits, including Middlesbrough couple Ellie and John, who are young and in love but out of work. John is eager to give his fiancee the white wedding she craves - but is such a thing possible on benefits? The programme also catches up with Michelle and Steven from Plymouth, who recently celebrated their first anniversary. Both too overweight to work, they continue their attempts to diet while living off the state. Plus, the story of Joanna and Andrew from Cwmbran, who combined all their benefits with a loan to pay for their wedding, which was shown live on Channel 5 in the summer of 2015
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
11:00pm
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

New series. Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Funnybot
Season 15 Episode 2/14

Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
Wentworth Prison
Smitten
Season 4 Episode 10/12

Bea vows to release Allie from Kaz's control, Jake continues his seduction of Vera and Boomer finds a way to get pregnant. Franky tries to help undermine Ferguson's plan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 7/25

High Court Enforcement Agents Paul and Steve are sent to north London to evict a young Romanian mother who owes £6,000 in unpaid rent, but when they arrive, they discover a family home that is not quite what it appears to be. Meanwhile, in Kent, Brian and Alan turn up the pressure on a debtor who has admitted to owing more than £7,000, but claims he cannot afford to pay up - despite having a garage full of expensive tools. Later, in south-west London, Brian accompanies Delroy as he tries to recover a £400,000 debt from a residential property, and when the pair trace the defaulter to an upmarket cafe, the man in charge lies about his identity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
The Great British Benefits Handout
Season 2 Episode 5/6

The reality of life off the dole hits home for Sophie when she is evicted by her landlord. With four children to house and feed, she is forced to put her dress-making business on hold. Fran and Danny's dream of buying a burger van is within reach, although the cost will put a significant dent in their budget, so they turn to welfare expert Lee Healey for advice. Adam and Leanne have concerns about whether they will be able to manage their party bus business
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
3:00am
On Benefits
On Benefits: On the Breadline
Season 4 Episode 5/15

The documentary series focuses on welfare recipients from the Merseyside area, including New Brighton man Jimmy, who struggles to find work as his religious beliefs prevent him from working on a Sunday, and Birkenhead single mum Nicola, who has become an expert bargain hunter to help stretch her benefits. Wallasey man Joe has a number of serious health conditions and hasn't had a shower at home in three years. However, after three years on the waiting list, a move to a specially adapted bungalow is finally on the cards
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Thu 4 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Roller Disco
Season 3 Episode 5/25

A former employee tries to sue Red for wrongful dismissal, while Jackie and Fez enter a roller-disco contest. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Laura Prepon, Topher Grace and Kurtwood Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:35am
Dance Moms
Bullets and Ballet
Season 2 Episode 7/28

There is uproar among the mothers when Abby choreographs a flashy routine that involves guns as props. Meanwhile, Christi and Kelly set out to expose a secret about Jill
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:15am
Dance Moms
The Runaway Mom
Season 2 Episode 8/28

After weeks of battling the other mothers, Jill and Kendall withdraw their girls from Abby's studio, taking them to her arch-rivals the Candy Apples. Abby is unaware of the switch until she and her team arrive at the latest competition, where they discover that Kendall is going head to head against the newly pyramid-topping Nia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:10am
8 Simple Rules
The Sleepover
Season 3 Episode 23/24

The Hennessy clan jumps to the wrong conclusion when Cate and Principal Gibb are found asleep together on the settee after watching a film. Meanwhile, Grandpa reluctantly takes the children ice-fishing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
8 Simple Rules
Ditch Day
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Cate strikes back against CJ for starting rumours about her involvement with Principal Gibb by putting him on detention duty. One of the detainees is Bridget, who persuades Rory and Kerry to steal the mascot of a rival school. Guest starring Nicole Richie (The Simple Life)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 15/29

The family goes on a road trip hoping to learn more about American history - a journey that is ruined by the police, authentic colonial food and Jay's neurosis about her weight. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many - Part One
Season 2 Episode 16/29

Part one of two. Michael is dragged away from his beloved TV game show to take the family for a meal at a Japanese restaurant - despite his hatred of eating out
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Table for Too Many - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 17/29

Part two of two. Michael endures a disastrous evening at a Japanese restaurant, but consoles himself with the thought that he will eventually be able to watch the game he recorded before setting off. Unfortunately, he arrives home to find the butler has taped over it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Double Date
Season 2 Episode 18/29

Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her, so decides to spy on them in a bid to unmask the suitor as nothing more than a hormone-driven teenager
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:05pm
Dance Moms
The Beginning of the End
Season 3 Episode 1/33

The new competition season gets under way. Abby is disappointed by the girls' work ethic, and holds an open audition to bring new blood into the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 11/25

In south London, father-and-son team Del and Dael Anglin face death threats from a debtor's father, after arriving at a property to collect a debt of over £3,500. Meanwhile, in east London, two agents are confronted with a tenant who claims to have had no prior warning that he is being evicted from his tiny bedsit. Del and Brian try to recover £6,000 owed by a London hotel to a catering supply company, and Paul and Steve must tackle a difficult eviction
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00pm
Neighbours
Susan decides to put Finn in his place, Jack is unhappy when Paige receives an expensive present, and Brooke has difficulty broaching a tricky subject with Xanthe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Nate and Tori talk through their differences, while John decides he needs to leave Summer Bay, and Lena persuades Brody to offer her a job at the restaurant
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Happy Birthday, Baby
Season 3 Episode 18/22

Lorelai busies herself with rebuilding the fire-damaged inn, and her daughter plans a birthday bash for her worn-out mother. Meanwhile, Emily and Richard rejoice when Rory announces her decision to attend Yale University. Drama, starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Keg! Max!
Season 3 Episode 19/22

Lane's band get their first gig but her big night is spoiled by over-indulgence. Lorelai and Rory find themselves at a loss for things to do with their spare time, and Jess's absences from college result in his dropping out and missing graduation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Neighbours
Susan decides to put Finn in his place, Jack is unhappy when Paige receives an expensive present, and Brooke has difficulty broaching a tricky subject with Xanthe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Brody succumbs to temptation, sampling Lena's drugs and having a one-night stand with her, while Alf tries to persuade John to stay, and Matt and Evelyn decide to get married
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
But I'm a National Champion
Season 3 Episode 3/33

The mothers meet Abby's newest superstar Sophia, aka `the new Maddie', and face up to the consequences after going on strike
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dance Moms
Maddie Is Back
Season 6 Episode 9/30

Maddie returns from shooting her movie, but Abby does not seem happy to see her and the mothers wonder if Abby is jealous of Maddie's fame. Ashlee hopes that Abby will spend more time grooming Brynn to be the next big star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00pm
Baby Ballroom
Season 1 Episode 2/8

Three-time British champions Nia and Andrei demonstrate the steely ambition that has made them one of the best junior partnerships in the UK, while pre-teens Jack and Emily take their first steps into the ballroom world
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
10:00pm
On Benefits
On Benefits: Got Talent?
Season 1 Episode 4/35

Documentary about unemployed fame-hungry hopefuls, including Robert from Romford, who thinks he is a natural born entertainer, and mature model Kimberley from Dover. She had a taste of success in her twenties, but has lived on benefits for two decades. Cameras also follow Donna, who moved from Cape Town 11 years ago, but her stage persona has failed to make her much money
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
11:00pm
South Park
Royal Pudding
Season 15 Episode 3/14

In an episode inspired by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding, the Prince of Canada prepares to wed his fiancee in a lavish ceremony. However, when the bride is abducted during the event, Canadians all over the world are sent a call to arms, one that is accepted by Kyle's little brother Ike
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
TMI
Season 15 Episode 4/14

Sensitive information about the school's male pupils is listed on a bulletin board, and Cartman's furious reaction to the development results in another visit to the principal's office. However, this time the youngster's temper lands him in an anger management therapy session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
South Park
Coon 2: Hindsight
Season 14 Episode 11/14

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
The Magicians
The Rattening
Season 2 Episode 11/13

Julia and Quentin continue their quest to reunite Julia with her shade, and Penny tries to find a way to get into the Poison Room, finding a new ally in his colleague Sylvia
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
1:30am
Countdown to Murder
Dennis Nilsen's First Kill: Countdown to Murder
Season 1 Episode 2/6

In November 1983, Dennis Nilsen was sentenced at the Old Bailey to life imprisonment for killing six men and the attempted murders of two others. This docu-drama examines the events that led him to become a serial killer, using witness testimony, detailed crime reports, forensic evidence and expert commentary by criminologists, detectives, pathologists and journalists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
2:30am
When Kids Kill
Date with Death
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Leah Green hopes to discover the signs of domestic abuse as she examines the case of 16-year-old Joshua Davies, who murdered his 15-year-old girlfriend Rebecca Aylward
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
3:25am
That '70s Show
Moon Over Point Place
Season 2 Episode 26/26

Eric is saddened to find an old yearbook photo of Donna in an unladylike pose, while Jackie strives to shrug off her goody-goody image - but her plan backfires. Nostalgic comedy, starring Milan Kunis and Topher Grace
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Fri 5 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
That '70s Show
Eric's Panties
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Donna discovers a pair of panties in the car and worries Eric may be two-timing her, while Kitty puts Red on a diet. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Laura Prepon, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
8:30am
Dance Moms
Topless Showgirls
Season 2 Episode 9/28

Abby causes discomfort among the mothers when she creates a dance number where the girls are made to appear nude, even though they are clearly wearing clothes when seen up close
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:15am
Dance Moms
Miami Heat Wave
Season 2 Episode 10/28

A vacancy opens in the studio's coveted trio when Paige loses her spot to undergo foot surgery, and the demanding mothers battle to claim the place for their own daughters
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:10am
8 Simple Rules
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/28

Sports writer Paul Hennessy is forced to view fatherhood differently when his wife returns to full-time work. Meanwhile, his daughter Kerry is suspended from school, and his eldest child Bridget nurses a broken heart. First episode of the American comedy, starring John Ritter, Katey Sagal and Amy Davidson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:40am
8 Simple Rules
Wall of Shame
Season 1 Episode 2/28

Cate sets off to attend a seminar, while Bridget is accused of shoplifting at a local chemist's and finds her picture has been exhibited for all to see on a public `wall of shame'
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Failure to Communicate
Season 2 Episode 19/29

Michael's estranged parents drop in for a visit, making him fear their constant bickering will set a bad example to the children - but his efforts to keep the peace only make things worse. Meanwhile, Janet frets over Junior's determination to have sex with his new girlfriend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Papa Said Knock You Out
Season 2 Episode 20/29

Michael finds a grey hair and decides to take up boxing to get into shape. Meanwhile, Claire gets ready for her first date with Tony, but Junior mishears their conversation and jumps to the wrong conclusion. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans, Jennifer Nicole Freeman and Andrew McFarlane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Return of the Wall
Season 2 Episode 21/29

Kady's soccer team complains that Janet is pushing them too hard, so Michael steps in and replaces her as coach - but his easy-going approach fails to fill them with the will to win
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Working Relationship
Season 2 Episode 22/29

Michael receives advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona, while Claire tries to convince Kady that ET is not as scary as she thinks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:00pm
Dance Moms
But I'm a National Champion
Season 3 Episode 3/33

The mothers meet Abby's newest superstar Sophia, aka `the new Maddie', and face up to the consequences after going on strike
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 13/25

Stewart and Elmor visit Nottingham to chase almost £8,000 owed by a car dealership to a dissatisfied customer, while on the Isle of Wight, Brian and Del try to collect £3,700 of unpaid estate agency fees. The job begins peacefully, until one of the agents is physically assaulted by the debtor's wife. In Lancashire, Stewart and Iain struggle to identify the person who owes almost £2,000 after a failed compensation claim, while Del and Dael try to recover nearly £3,500 from a businessman in West London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00pm
Neighbours
Gary promises to help Brooke in her quest, without fully appreciating what he may be letting himself in for. Toadie seeks to resolve his current living arrangements predicament
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
3:30pm
Home and Away
Brody succumbs to temptation, sampling Lena's drugs and having a one-night stand with her, while Alf tries to persuade John to stay, and Matt and Evelyn decide to get married
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
4:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Say Goodnight, Gracie
Season 3 Episode 20/22

Lorelai and Sookie try to buy the Dragonfly Inn when Fran dies, and Jess's father returns to Stars Hollow. Dean tells Rory the truth about his engagement to Lindsay, while Mrs Kim agrees to let Lane go to the prom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Here Comes the Son
Season 3 Episode 21/22

Jess decides to go to California to stay with his father after he and Luke have a row, while Rory frets over her final exams
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Neighbours
Gary promises to help Brooke in her quest, without fully appreciating what he may be letting himself in for. Toadie seeks to resolve his current living arrangements predicament
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
6:30pm
Home and Away
Everyone pitches in to help with Matt and Evelyn's wedding, while John realises that he cannot take Marilyn away from her friends and Zac admits to Leah that he slept with Sam
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.2
7:00pm
Dance Moms
Liar Liar Dance Mum on Fire!
Season 3 Episode 4/33

Dance mother Melissa is worried that rising star Sophia is pushing her daughter Maddie out of the team. Meanwhile, Paige is given a daunting solo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 15/25

Stewart and Elmor attempt to collect £5,000 owed by a debtor in north Wales, but the situation spirals out of control when a group of friends try to take on the agents. Meanwhile, Del and Dael head to south-east London to chase nearly £7,000 owed by a man to his ex-girlfriend, before visiting a woman who owes her solicitor almost £4,000 after a compensation claim went wrong. In Manchester, Stewart and Vic face a hostile reception at a family-run garage that owes £6,000 in professional fees
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
9:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
Season 4 Episode 18/25

In south London, Del and Dael Anglin receive a hostile reception from the brother of a debtor who has alreasy defaulted on a promise to pay £2,000 she owes to a storage company. In Worcestershire, Gareth and Craig try to recover £45,000 from a young online entrepreneur, who claims no responsibility for the debt he owes to his courier. Their target cooks up a flimsy lie in an effort to absolve himself, but dishonesty proves to be the least of the agents' worries when they discover a stash of guns at the back of the garage. In east London, an Indian restaurant owner begins to take his financial responsibilities seriously when Del and Dael start removing cookers and freezers from his premises, and a pair of pensioners in Oxfordshire hope the High Court will provide them a lifeline as they try to pay off a £4,000 bill to a solicitors' firm after a failed compensation claim
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
10:00pm
Film The Last Airbender (2010)
A chosen one with mastery of the four elements is charged with keeping the peace between four nations. When he disappears while still a boy, one of these factions sees a chance to gain absolute power and wages war on the others. After 100 years, the chosen one is found and must find a way to restore harmony. Fantasy adventure based on the cartoon series, starring Noah Ringer and Dev Patel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
11:05pm
Film The Last Airbender (2010)
A chosen one with mastery of the four elements is charged with keeping the peace between four nations. When he disappears while still a boy, one of these factions sees a chance to gain absolute power and wages war on the others. After 100 years, the chosen one is found and must find a way to restore harmony. Fantasy adventure based on the cartoon series, starring Noah Ringer and Dev Patel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:05am
Film Life As We Know It (2010)
A couple try to matchmake the godparents of their baby daughter, resulting in a disastrous date. When the devoted parents are killed in a tragic accident, the mismatched duo are named as the child's legal guardians, forcing them to try to put their differences aside and live together. Comedy, with Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel and Josh Lucas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:05am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
1:10am
Film Life As We Know It (2010)
A couple try to matchmake the godparents of their baby daughter, resulting in a disastrous date. When the devoted parents are killed in a tragic accident, the mismatched duo are named as the child's legal guardians, forcing them to try to put their differences aside and live together. Comedy, with Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel and Josh Lucas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:25am
Celebrity 100 Per Cent Hotter
Season 1 Episode 3/3

Transgender singer Lauren Harries and former Geordie Shore veteran Holly Hagan hotstep it into the Hot Spot to see how their current looks rate with the public
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
3:25am
That '70s Show
Reefer Madness
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Red finds out that Hyde has been in trouble with the police for possessing marijuana and kicks him out of the house - but Donna tries to explain he took the blame to save Jackie. Nostalgic comedy series, starring Mila Kunis, Topher Grace and Debra Jo Rupp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1

Sat 6 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.1
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
8:10am
Dance Moms
Dance Moms: Most Explosive: Worst Birthday Party Ever!
Season 2 Episode 19/28

A huge fight between the dance moms turns Kelly's birthday party into a disaster. Leslie returns and proves she will do anything to get her daughter a solo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:55am
Dance Moms
Dance Moms: Most Explosive: Do-Si-Do and Do-Si-Don't
Season 3 Episode 30/33

Abby assigns a country-style group number to her squad that proves to be physically demanding, before creating interesting pairings for the duets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:55am
Dance Moms
Dance Moms: Most Explosive: Clash of the Chloes
Season 4 Episode 7/28

Christi frets when Abby offers new dancer Chloe a trial on the competition team. For the first time, Melissa fears her girls are being overshadowed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:50am
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
Season 2 Episode 7/29

Michael reluctantly agrees to have a prostate examination and learns he will have to undergo further tests. Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her homework, and Kady sends the police on a wild goose chase
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:20am
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
Season 2 Episode 8/29

Claire sneakily eats a snack intended for Michael but refuses to own up - so he devises a special punishment to force a confession from the culprit. Unfortunately, it backfires badly and undermines his authority in the household
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:45am
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
Season 2 Episode 9/29

Jay loses her job and initially finds it hard being at home all day - until she rediscovers the rewards of full-time motherhood. Comedy, starring Tisha Campbell-Martin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:15pm
My Wife and Kids
The Whole World Is Watching
Season 2 Episode 10/29

Jay and Michael enjoy a passionate moment in Junior's room - unaware their every move is being broadcast over the internet via his new 24-hour webcam. American sitcom, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:40pm
My Wife and Kids
Letting Go
Season 2 Episode 11/29

Michael accidentally kills Kady's beloved pet hamster, but does not have the heart to confess - and tries to blackmail Claire into taking the blame. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Learning to Earn It
Season 2 Episode 12/29

The kids insist on squandering their pocket money, so Michael makes a misguided effort to teach them to manage their finances properly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
1:35pm
My Wife and Kids
Quality Time
Season 2 Episode 13/29

Michael becomes addicted to a video game, making Jay believe he does not love her anymore. The pair agree to see a psychiatrist - who proves to be an equally fanatical player
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:05pm
My Wife and Kids
Get Out
Season 2 Episode 14/29

Michael tries to get his notoriously late family members dressed and ready for a wedding, but they all have some sort of problem that delays their preparations. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
2:35pm
Film Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Determined FBI agent Malcolm Turner dons a fat suit and wig once more to pose as overweight and over-eager Big Momma, who goes undercover as a nanny in a bid to gather vital information from a woman whose husband is under investigation for murder. Comedy sequel, starring Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Emily Procter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
3:35pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
3:40pm
Film Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Determined FBI agent Malcolm Turner dons a fat suit and wig once more to pose as overweight and over-eager Big Momma, who goes undercover as a nanny in a bid to gather vital information from a woman whose husband is under investigation for murder. Comedy sequel, starring Martin Lawrence, Nia Long and Emily Procter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
4:35pm
Film Asteroid: Final Impact (2015)
A man is forced to become a fugitive from the law while trying to implement a desperate plan to save humanity from a giant asteroid. Disaster thriller, starring Mark Lutz, Anna Van Hooft and Emilie Ullerup
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
5:35pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
5:40pm
Film Asteroid: Final Impact (2015)
A man is forced to become a fugitive from the law while trying to implement a desperate plan to save humanity from a giant asteroid. Disaster thriller, starring Mark Lutz, Anna Van Hooft and Emilie Ullerup
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
6:25pm
Film The Fifth Element (1997)
In the 23rd century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson's sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
7:25pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
7:30pm
Film The Fifth Element (1997)
In the 23rd century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson's sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00pm
Film The Equalizer (2014)
A retired secret agent applies his talents to the task of helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being beaten up by a pimp, he kills the man, an act that draws him into a battle to the death with a Russian crime syndicate. Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
10:05pm
Film The Equalizer (2014)
A retired secret agent applies his talents to the task of helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being beaten up by a pimp, he kills the man, an act that draws him into a battle to the death with a Russian crime syndicate. Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:35pm
Film Killer Elite (2011)
A former secret agent comes out of retirement when his mentor is captured by an Arab leader. The hostage will be freed if the ex-spy kills three fellow operatives in punishment for murders they committed. However, a shadowy society of assassins intends to protect his targets and keep their past crimes a secret. Action thriller, with Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert De Niro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:35am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
12:40am
Film Killer Elite (2011)
A former secret agent comes out of retirement when his mentor is captured by an Arab leader. The hostage will be freed if the ex-spy kills three fellow operatives in punishment for murders they committed. However, a shadowy society of assassins intends to protect his targets and keep their past crimes a secret. Action thriller, with Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert De Niro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:55am
When Kids Kill
When Kids Kill: Catfish Killer
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Leah Green examines the case of teenage karate instructor Tony Bushby, who used social media to ensnare art student Katie Wynter, before killing her on Boxing Day of 2011
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:55am
Countdown to Murder
Wife Slayer: Countdown to Murder
Season 1 Episode 5/6

In March 2007, Brian Lewis murdered Hayley Jones - his partner and the mother of his four children - by stabbing her with a kitchen knife as she slept. The couple had drifted apart after Lewis lost his job and he became increasingly suspicious of her online activities, with the final straw for him coming when she changed her status to `single' on a social-networking site. This programme uses dramatic reconstruction to chart the key events in the case, using witness testimony, crime reports, forensic evidence and expert commentary
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
3:55am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.6
4:00am
Teleshopping

Rating: 2.1