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Tue 28 Mar

5:25am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Bolton
The property expert helps a man try to sell his terraced house in Bolton and gives owner Danny some advice about the amount of attention his home needs if it is ever going to be sold
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.6
6:20am
Kirstie's Handmade Treasures
Season 1 Episode 13/22

Kirstie Allsopp competes in the Something New from Something Old competition at the Royal Wales Show, creating vintage paper jewellery, but finds herself up against stiff competition
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.1
6:30am
Shipping Wars UK
Season 2 Episode 1/40

Russell secures a collection of tropical trees that need moving from Gloucestershire to Kent, while Phil grapples with a dragon statue that requires transporting 213 miles from Altrincham, Cheshire, to Skewen in south Wales. Are Phil and Russell in with a chance of winning 'Transporter of the Week'?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.8
7:00am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the long-running words-and-numbers game, with Dr Phil Hammond alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
7:45am
The King of Queens
Roast Chicken
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Doug gets carried away and tells too many home truths when he makes a speech at a celebratory dinner for his boss. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Tom Amandes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:10am
The King of Queens
Fatty McButterpants
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Doug is unsettled to learn Carrie buys his clothes from an outsize shop, and when she tells him he should lose some weight, a bitter battle of wills ensues. Meanwhile, Arthur wages his own war against neighbourhood thugs with the aid of a limbless mannequin
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:35am
The King of Queens
Class Struggle
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Carrie returns to college, but discovers she does not have enough time to work and study. Meanwhile, Doug worries that an educated woman like her will not be interested in a blue-collar man like him. Ricki Lake guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert's Wedding - Part Two
Season 7 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Fun with Debra
Season 8 Episode 1/23

Debra complains she and Ray do not have any fun together - and persuades him to let her join him in his game of golf. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
10:05am
Frasier
Goodnight, Seattle - Part One
Season 11 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Frasier's final dinner with Charlotte is ruined by constant interruptions, Martin and Ronee's wedding day is marked by a series of calamities, and Daphne goes into labour at a veterinary practice. Jason Biggs, Robbie Coltrane and Richard E Grant guest star alongside regulars Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney in the series' penultimate episode
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:35am
Frasier
Goodnight, Seattle - Part Two
Season 11 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. The last-ever episode of the sitcom sees Daphne give birth to a son, Martin and Ronee tie the knot and Roz surprise besotted Noel with a kiss. Faced with an empty apartment, Frasier records his final radio show before jetting off to pastures new. Anthony LaPaglia and Richard E Grant guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 7/15

Mike Bloom, president and COO of discount retail chain Family Dollar, intends to double its number of stores within a few years. He decides that to do so he first needs to go incognito within the organisation to monitor where the firm is excelling and where it needs improvement
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
12:05pm
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Sabatiello's
Season 2 Episode 3/14

The chef heads to Italian family restaurant Sabatiello's in Stamford, Connecticut, where the owner's fiery temper upsets the staff and has left him more than $1million in debt. Gordon's help is urgently needed to get customers back through the door, but the restaurateur does not take kindly to criticism and closes the restaurant down when his employees turn on him
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
28/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Dr Scott tackles a sphynx cat that has become a frisky pest due to raging hormones and Scott goes to Sheffield to meet a remarkable teenage animal activist
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 2/6

James heads to Ibiza to appraise a luxury speedboat worth over £100,000 and a diamond ring, while Lawrence values a piece of boxing memorabilia. Designer handbag expert Claudia must brush up on her history when she is confronted with a rare purse
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
3:10pm
Countdown
28/03/17
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
4:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 32/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
5:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 12/20

A couple who live in Australia are given help looking for a property as they look to spend half of the year in Spain, while a woman is aiming to find a holiday home in Alicante
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
6:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 17/

Amateur dramatics enthusiasts Ryan and Kitty kick off proceedings in Liverpool, followed by hairdresser Karen and builder Alun, and Birkenhead couple Tony and Debby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
7:00pm
The Simpsons
Bart the Mother
Season 10 Episode 3/23

Bart accidentally kills a bird with local bully Nelson's pellet gun, and vows to make amends by taking care of its eggs until they hatch. Featuring the guest voice of Phil Hartman
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.8
7:30pm
Hollyoaks
Mercedes and Scott are up to no good when they steal the keys for James's flat and find something they can use to their advantage, James' embarrassing audition DVDs from his Law School Drama Society. Elsewhere, alone with Ste, Lucas and Leah, Amy still feels torn about the thought of moving
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
Channel 4 News
28/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00pm
The Secret Life of the Zoo
Season 3 Episode 5/

Elderly one-eyed South African porcupine Roxy is introduced to a new, younger male called Henning, in the hope that she will find companionship in her old age. Kifaru, the oldest eastern black rhino at Chester Zoo, meets younger female Malindi, with the expectation that they will produce offspring to increase the dwindling population, while the Caribbean flamingos are breeding again
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
10:00pm
Mutiny
Season 1 Episode 5/5

Nine men recreate a voyage by William Bligh in 1789, when he and his loyal crewmen crossed 4,000 miles of the Pacific ocean from Tonga to Timor after being cast adrift from HMS Bounty by mutinying officers and left for dead. SAS: Who Dares Wins chief instructor Anthony Middleton is in charge of a crew of eight made up of sailors and complete novices, attempting the journey in a replica 23ft open wooden boat, with similar equipment and the same rations of food and water that Bligh's men had
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
11:00pm
Catastrophe
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from holiday in Canada, while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis. Comedy about an Irish woman and an American man's relationship, written by and starring Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.4
11:35pm
This Is Us
What Now?
Season 1 Episode 17/18

The entire Pearson family gather at Randall's house for an unusual party, while Kevin and Sophie's relationship deepens on the night of his play's premiere. Kate struggles to open up to Toby about her father's death and tensions are high between Jack and Rebecca as she leaves on tour with her band
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
12:30am
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 5/

The eagle-eyed armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
1:30am
Super Slimmers: Did They Really Keep the Weight Off?
Documentary featuring six extraordinary weight-loss champions, who shed 80 stone between them, to find out what happened to them next. After they collected their prizes and the press photographers left, did they manage to keep the weight off? Plus, a ground-breaking science study on a TV star who lost 17 stone reveals the body's incredible but little-known biological response to dieting that sabotages efforts to keep weight off
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 9.8
2:25am
Gillette World Sport
Featuring a visit to Florida to discover what is revolutionising golf, and behind-the-scenes access to snowboarder Max Parrot
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.6
2:50am
Mobil 1 The Grid
A preview of the 2017 Formula 1 season with Williams driver Felipe Massa. Plus, NASCAR star Kurt Busch relives his Daytona 500 triumph
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

3:20am
The Big Spring Clean
Phil Spencer tackles Britain's clutter crisis as he dispatches a team of specialists to free up space and redesign a family home in Devon, to show everyone can learn to live better with less. Professional organiser Vicky Silverthorn helps the Hall family find the courage to begin a clear-out, with her five-point plan proving to be an emotional experience, while architect Phil Coffey and upcycling product designer Max McMurdo design innovative and affordable family-friendly storage solution
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 9.2
4:15am
Syria's Disappeared: The Case Against Assad
Documentary investigating how tens of thousands of men, women and children have been disappeared by the Assad regime into a network of clandestine detention centres. Using the testimonies of three survivors and evidence smuggled out of Syria, the film follows victims, family members and international war crimes investigators as they campaign for the release of the disappeared and fight to bring the perpetrators to justice
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.1
5:10am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 8/9

Charlie Luxton heads to Pembrokeshire to help a couple build an upside-down eco-house by the sea. However, they are not fans of DIY and have no self-build experience
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.4

Wed 29 Mar

6:05am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Season 4 Episode 18/20

Phil visits Worthing, West Sussex, where he helps Victoria and Michael who want to sell the grand Victorian house they have called home for the past 30 years. The property is wearing them out and they are keen to downsize - however the interior is as tired as they feel
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.6
7:00am
Countdown
28/03/17
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
7:45am
The King of Queens
Strike One
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Doug decides the family needs a new car, but Carrie urges him not to buy one, afraid an impending strike at his workplace may put a crimp in their finances. Unfortunately, he yields to temptation and splashes out on an expensive off-roader
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:10am
The King of Queens
Strike Too
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Doug has nothing to do when his union goes on strike, so he finds a temporary assignment as a substitute teacher at the school where his sister works, but the job is not as easy as he had anticipated. Ricki Lake guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:35am
The King of Queens
Strike Out
Season 3 Episode 7/25

The three-week strike sees a miserable Doug and Deacon getting on their wives' nerves. Arthur tries to shake them out of their depression, but his efforts work a little too well as the trio set out to recapture their adolescence. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Thank You Notes
Season 8 Episode 2/23

Marie tries to gain the upper hand in her relationship with new daughter-in-law Amy, but Debra is determined the latest Barone wife will not endure the kind of interference she has had to put up with
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Home from School
Season 8 Episode 3/23

Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, causing Ray to wonder whether he is trying to avoid something. Determined to discover the truth, he deprives the youngster of television, comics and video games to sweat the answer out of him through sheer boredom
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
10:05am
Frasier
The Good Son
Season 1 Episode 1/24

The psychiatrist abandons his bar-propping in Boston in favour of presenting a radio show in Seattle. However, his new life is thrown into upheaval when his father moves in with him - followed by apparently psychic care assistant Daphne. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.9
10:35am
Frasier
Space Quest
Season 1 Episode 2/24

The shrink resents his lack of privacy now that he has to share his apartment with his father and Daphne, while Roz debates the virtues of human contact. Kelsey Grammer stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 8/15

Travis Boersma, co-founder and president of one of the largest privately owned drive-through coffee shop chains in America, goes undercover to learn whether the culture he and his brother hoped to implement is being upheld by the company's front-line employees
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
12:05pm
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Trobiano's
Season 2 Episode 4/14

The fiery chef comes to the aid of Anthony Trobiano, whose restaurant in Great Neck, New York, is failing even though his partner's parents have given him their life savings and he has taken out half a million dollars in loans. Gordon has some harsh criticism about the unhygienic kitchen and the quality of the food being served, but the owner has trouble accepting his advice
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
29/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 2 Episode 8/8

Scott Miller finds out that wrangling reindeers is hard work, while a young family wait for test results on their much-loved guinea pig and there is a party for six puppies that the vet helped bring into the world
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 3/6

High-end pawnbroker James tries to make an £85,000 deal on a modified sports car, while designer handbag expert Claudia heads to Germany to value a large collection of bags owned by a former New York socialite. A female bodybuilder wants to sell jewellery so she can fund her new hobby, and a golf fanatic brings in a case of vintage wine
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
3:10pm
Countdown
29/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
4:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 33/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
5:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 13/20

A woman searches for a new home in Alicante, Spain, with a budget of 120,000 euros, while Daniel and Margaret from Glasgow look for a property near to the coast in Almeria
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
6:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 18/

The cooking contest moves to Lincolnshire, with former soldier Scott and partner Clare kicking off the week, followed by Su and Dylan, and ending with ex-army couple Adele and Dave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
7:00pm
The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror IX
Season 10 Episode 4/23

Homer is possessed by an evil toupee, Bart and Lisa get trapped inside an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, and Maggie is found to be the spawn of aliens. Featuring the guest voices of talk show host Jerry Springer and Robert Englund as murderous villain Freddy Krueger
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
7:30pm
Hollyoaks
Diane and Tony think they are being burgled when they are disturbed by a noise downstairs, and Ryan confides in Mike about his and Amy's future in The Loft
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
Channel 4 News
29/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00pm
Hidden Restaurants with Michel Roux Jr
Season 1 Episode 4/4

Michel's journey searching for secret eateries and hidden restaurants comes to a close as he travels around the south east of England. First, Michel explores a homeware shop hiding a secret bistro inside, and a restaurant in a concrete military fort at sea, before visiting a bizarre establishment made entirely of scaffolding and plastic sheeting. Elsewhere, chef Freddy Bird comes across a unique and minute restaurant in the back of an old Citroen van
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00pm
The Royal House of Windsor
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The final episode of the series focuses on the most outspoken heir to the throne, Prince Charles, and the radically different vision of the monarchy he promised for his own reign. From a young age, Charles was determined to do something important with his position in the royal family, doing so as he set up the Prince's Trust charity to help unfashionable causes, and also weighed in on controversial political issues across the years. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
11:00pm
999: What's Your Emergency?
Season 3 Episode 3/13

The documentary looks at how disputes and fights between neighbours are on the increase. Crewe officers Billy Elliot and Greg Greaves help a man who claims someone else has moved into his flat while he was on holiday, while in Warrington, PC Jon Tetlow investigates reports of a man frightening children. A background check reveals numerous reports of problems between the man and his neighbours, so police have to act quickly before locals take matters into their own hands
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.7
12:05am
Bare Knuckle Fight Club
Documentary uncovering the hidden and shocking underground world of bare knuckle fighting, where men from all walks of life compete against each other in bloody battles. The man at the heart of the Fight Club is Shaun Smith, who is being monitored by police as he plans put on the biggest bare knuckle fight ever seen in the UK
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

1:25am
Mutiny
Season 1 Episode 5/5

Nine men recreate a voyage by William Bligh in 1789, when he and his loyal crewmen crossed 4,000 miles of the Pacific ocean from Tonga to Timor after being cast adrift from HMS Bounty by mutinying officers and left for dead. SAS: Who Dares Wins chief instructor Anthony Middleton is in charge of a crew of eight made up of sailors and complete novices, attempting the journey in a replica 23ft open wooden boat, with similar equipment and the same rations of food and water that Bligh's men had
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.8
2:20am
First Contact: Lost Tribe of the Amazon
In June 2014, the world was transfixed by images of men emerging from the deepest Amazon rainforest for the first time. They were among the last people living on our planet who had had no contact with the outside world. In this documentary, film-maker Angus Macqueen gains access to this tribe, to Xani and Shirimaku and their families, to find out how they lived, why they had remained isolated for so long and what finally brought them out of isolation
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
3:15am
Film I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)
A gay conman keeps his criminal career and his sexuality a secret from his family, until he ends up in prison for fraud. While serving his sentence, he falls madly in love with a fellow convict and becomes determined to secure their future together - even if it involves a great deal of criminal activity and several prison breaks. Fact-based romantic comedy drama, with Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor
(Subtitles) (Sign Language)

Rating: 4
4:50am
Kirstie's Handmade Treasures
Season 1 Episode 5/22

Kirstie Allsopp visits the Great Yorkshire Show, where she takes on the challenge of creating a cushion using various forms of needlecraft, including machine embroidery, patchwork quilting and applique
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.1
5:10am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
West Sussex
The property expert heads to Ashurst Wood, West Sussex, to help retirees Tim and Gina modernise their dark and cluttered 1950s home and make it more desirable to buyers
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.6

Thu 30 Mar

6:05am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 31/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
7:00am
Countdown
29/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
7:45am
The King of Queens
Dark Meet
Season 3 Episode 8/25

The Heffernans reminisce about their first Thanksgiving together, when Doug first met Arthur and his wife Lily. Kevin James and Leah Remini star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:10am
The King of Queens
Twisted Sitters
Season 3 Episode 9/25

Carrie and Doug volunteer to take care of Kelly and Deacon's son Kirby, but end up red-faced when he catches them in a compromising position. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:35am
The King of Queens
Work Related
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Arthur decides to work part-time in the senior citizens programme run by Carrie's company, while Doug and Deacon compete to see who can play the best practical joke. Comedy, starring Jerry Stiller, Kevin James and Leah Remini
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Misery Loves Company
Season 8 Episode 4/23

Debra and Ray grow irritated by Robert and Amy's over-the-top displays of affection - especially when the pair start giving them relationship advice. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Contractor
Season 8 Episode 5/23

Gianni is hired to do some work on the kitchen, but infuriates Debra with his laziness. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Jon Manfrellotti and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
10:05am
Frasier
Dinner at Eight
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Niles and Frasier agree to eat at Martin's favourite restaurant, but are not prepared for its laid-back atmosphere. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:35am
Frasier
I Hate Frasier Crane
Season 1 Episode 4/24

A journalist devotes a newspaper column to criticising Frasier, who responds in kind, triggering off a full-scale feud between the pair. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.9
11:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 9/15

Eric Casaburi, a former undercover boss, invites six other employers who also appeared incognito on the show to talk about their experiences of the programme at a restaurant. However, little do they realise that Eric is going to try to fool them by appearing as a waiter. Featuring Kat Cole, Paul Damico, Andy Wiederhorn, Sheldon Yellen, Anthony Wedo and Jane Grote Abell
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
12:00pm
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Jack's Waterfront
Season 2 Episode 5/14

The owners of Jack's Waterfront at St Clair Shores in Michigan are keen to hear the fiery chef's advice for turning their failing seafood restaurant around. The lakeside location is a popular summer spot with fantastic views, but an uninspiring menu and a manager more skilled at socialising than organising are preventing them from achieving year-round success
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
30/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 3 Episode 1/8

New series. Scott Miller operates on a cat that has a fused jaw and is unable to eat properly, while haircut turns into a consultation for the barber's dog
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 4/6

High-end pawnbroker James hopes to sell a Second World War Tiger Moth biplane for £70,000, while two different diamond rings bought for £22,000 give the Prestige Pawnbrokers team a headache. Plus, a lord and lady try to sell some luxury handbags and a guitar signed by members of the Rolling Stones
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
3:10pm
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with ITV news presenter Nina Hossain in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
4:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 34/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
5:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 14/20

Sailing enthusiasts Andy and Dee look for a large holiday home in Spain, while a woman's insistence on bringing her pet parrot is complicating her property search in Alicante
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
6:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 19/

Three East Sussex couples compete for the £1,000 prize, including one pair who divide up the cooking and the hosting, and another duo who cannot seem to stop bickering
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
7:00pm
The Simpsons
When You Dish Upon a Star
Season 10 Episode 5/23

Homer befriends holidaying Hollywood stars and promises to keep their whereabouts a secret - but cannot resist telling the gang at Moe's about his new celebrity friends. With the guest voices of Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin and Ron Howard
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
7:30pm
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
Channel 4 News
30/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:00pm
Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year
Season 1 Episode 2/

The Victorian category comes into focus as Kevin McCloud and Anna Keay present more building restorations in the running for the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors' Restoration of the Year award. Anna explores Mount Stewart, an imposing country house in Northern Ireland, and Wilton's Music Hall in east London. Architectural historian Jonathan Foyle visits the Pump House in Barry, Wales, and historic building surveyor Marianne Suhr looks round a medieval-style castle in Stornoway in the Scottish Highlands. At the end of the programme, it is revealed which buildings have been chosen to make the final shortlist
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.5
10:00pm
Three Wives, One Husband
Season 1 Episode 2/

Abel Morrison has three wives and 11 children, and his newest wife, Marina, is heavily pregnant, so it's a chaotic time for the family. However, while his first wife Suzie takes the challenges of plural marriage in her stride, his second wife Beth is struggling with Marina's demands on their husband's attention - and things come to a head on the day of the birth
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.7
11:00pm
Eyewitness
Two 15-year-old boys meets up to explore their attraction for each other, only to be interrupted by the arrival of a car - and shortly after, the hidden teenagers witness a shocking, violent crime. Fearing for their lives, they vow to keep the incident between themselves, disposing of evidence in the hope of covering their tracks. In Norwegian with English subtitles. The rest of the series can be seen on All 4
(In Vision)

Rating: 7.4
12:20am
24 Hours in A&E
Season 12 Episode 19/

Long-distance lorry driver Neil, 52, has fallen backwards off a ramp onto a concrete floor and is sent for an urgent CT scan, the results of which are a shock. Also receiving treatments are 29-year-old Ben, who has dislocated his shoulder in a cycling accident, and Wendy, 73, who is in resus with a severe open ankle fracture after falling at home
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:20am
Flashy Funerals
Documentary exploring some of the UK's most extraordinary final goodbyes, meeting families who go above and beyond to ensure their loved ones go out in style. With access to some of Britain's leading funeral directors, the programme explores the challenges they face as they organise some of the biggest funerals of their careers, pulling out all the stops, with just one chance to get it right
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.7
2:15am
The World's Most Expensive Food
Season 1 Episode 2/2

The conclusion of the documentary following the companies who cater to Britain's super-rich clients examines how competition for the attention of the mega-wealthy is driving innovation. Suppliers must deliver more than just food as their customers have already eaten in all the best restaurants, meaning it's the exclusivity of the dining experience that counts and the story behind the ingredients that matters
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
3:05am
Bare Knuckle Fight Club
Documentary uncovering the hidden and shocking underground world of bare knuckle fighting, where men from all walks of life compete against each other in bloody battles. The man at the heart of the Fight Club is Shaun Smith, who is being monitored by police as he plans put on the biggest bare knuckle fight ever seen in the UK
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

4:15am
Dispatches
Secrets of Coca-Cola: Channel 4 Dispatches
Antony Barnett investigates the multinational beverage corporation, which one of the world's most recognised brands
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 7.1
4:45am
Unreported World
Putin's Family Values
Season 33 Episode 2/8

Marcel Theroux explores the resurgent Russian Orthodox Church, which is at the forefront of a new movement combining religion and nationalism in its home nation. Until the fall of the Soviet Union, the Church had been persecuted by the communists, but has now forged close ties with President Vladimir Putin. Theroux meets Alexander Dugin, referred to as `Putin's brain', whose ideas have cropped up in the president's speeches, and Fr Ioann Osyak, patriarch of a family whose members are becoming national celebrities and symbols of today's Russia - religious, conservative and deeply patriotic
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 5.7
5:10am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Grappenhall, Warrington
The property expert helps Colin Brunold sell his four-bedroom house in Grappenhall, Warrington, which has been on the market for five months. He discovers a chimney problem may be putting off potential buyers, along with some dodgy decor
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.6

Fri 31 Mar

6:05am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 32/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
7:00am
Countdown
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with ITV news presenter Nina Hossain in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.9
7:45am
The King of Queens
Better Camera
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Doug buys Carrie a camera, but her boss presents her with a more expensive one. To make matters worse, she gives the cheaper model to Kelly - showing up Deacon in the process. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:10am
The King of Queens
Wedding Presence
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Doug and Carrie are invited to a wedding, but have second thoughts about going when they discover how long the journey to the venue will be. Arthur asks Spence to help him with his new money-making scheme
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:35am
The King of Queens
Hi-Def Jam
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Doug hatches a plan to watch a forthcoming Super Bowl game on the high-definition television owned by Carrie's boss. Lou Ferrigno and Ricki Lake guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Peter on the Couch
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Amy invites her brother for dinner, but he ends up outstaying his welcome, forcing Robert to take desperate measures to eject him from the couch. Comedy, starring Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:30am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Liars
Season 8 Episode 7/23

Ray and Debra begin telling lies in a bid to cover up previous falsehoods, but Marie soon suspects what they are doing. American comedy, starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
10:05am
Frasier
Here's Looking at You
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Martin begins spying on a neighbour through his new telescope and eventually strikes up an acquaintance, much to the delight of Frasier, who does his best to encourage their relationship. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:35am
Frasier
The Crucible
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Horrified to learn he has unwittingly invested in a forged painting, Frasier considers his options - and decides to exact a suitable revenge on the dealers who sold it to him. Kelsey Grammer stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
11:05am
Undercover Boss USA
Season 5 Episode 10/15

Shane Evans, COO and co-founder of massage therapy chain Massage Heights, poses as a contestant on a TV reality show who is trying fund her own business. After spending nine years moulding the company, she decides to find out first-hand how her retreats are doing so she can fix potential problems before expanding the business to 300 new locations
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 2.1
12:00pm
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Handlebar
Season 2 Episode 2/14

Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of a restaurant in Mount Sinai, New York, which appears to be stuck in the 1980s. The crumbling decor and unenthusiastic head chef at the Handlebar need to be tackled, but owners Bill and Carolyn LeRoy are in denial about the problems they face
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
1:00pm
Channel 4 News Summary
31/03/2017
Includes news headlines, sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
1:05pm
Vet on the Hill
Season 3 Episode 2/8

Scott Miller treats a dog that has developed a painful limp, while a Labrador with three legs is developing another worrying mass and a pet hedgehog needs to be put on a diet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:05pm
Posh Pawn
Season 4 Episode 5/6

High-end pawnshop boss James test drives a home-made electric bike, while the Prestige Pawnbrokers team are put to the test when a £30,000 diamond ring arrives with the wrong paperwork. Meanwhile, a bespoke DJ van comes to HQ with a large price tag, and a bishop wants to sell a Salvador Dali sculpture to fund his children's charity in Kenya
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.6
3:10pm
Countdown
31/03/2017
Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley present the words-and-numbers game, with guest Nina Hossain alongside Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
4:00pm
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 35/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
5:00pm
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
Season 1 Episode 15/20

Newly retired Sue Garbutt from Devon seeks a property in the Alicante area. Meanwhile, 150 miles south, Neil Street-Bailey looks to swap the rat race for a Spanish residence
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
6:00pm
Couples Come Dine with Me
Season 4 Episode 20/

Edinburgh lovebirds Andy and Pim hope to impress guests Jimmy and Jas and Stuart and Jack, with a Scottish and Thai-themed menu, with a bit of American thrown in for good measure
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
7:00pm
The Simpsons
D'Oh-in' in the Wind
Season 10 Episode 6/23

Homer discovers his long-lost mother was a free-spirited hippie and decides to follow in her footsteps, throwing off the shackles of conformity and becoming a drop-out dedicated to the pursuit of peace and free love
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
7:30pm
Hollyoaks
Leela and Zack team up to find Leah and Lucas, who have run away from the Lomax's. Zack understands what Leah's going through, and Leela is impressed with Zack's approach
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
Channel 4 News
31/03/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:30pm
Unreported World
Making America Read
Season 33 Episode 3/8

The United States is in the grip of an illiteracy crisis, with nearly one in five adults now unable to read. Reporter Kiki King visits Detroit, a city where two thirds of high school students struggle with basic reading and where things have deteriorated so much that a group of high school students is suing the state of Michigan for failing to teach them adequately
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
9:00pm
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
The architect looks back at some amazing spaces, from a double decker bus with a retractable roof to a futuristic house with a living room hidden under the bed. George also recalls a trip to Germany featuring a space where an entire room mechanically opened like a drawer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:00pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 6/

The popular armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
11:00pm
The Last Leg
Season 10 Episode 10/

Hosts Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by three stars of new West End play The Philanthropist, as Lily Cole, Simon Bird and Tom Rosenthal help the trio dissect the week's events. The hosts make use of the £isitok twitter handle, where viewers tweet in edgy current affairs questions that more fearful shows might duck
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
12:10am
First Dates
Season 4 Episode 5/16

Self-confessed nerd Lachlan strikes gold when he sits down to eat with psychologist Rachel - who turns out to be an avid Star Wars fan. Nanny and part-time weightlifter Lucy hopes to pick up a new partner in the restaurant - and it seems as though charity administrator Caroline may be the one for her - while Alistair, who at 5ft 7 worries about his height, meets magazine editor Emily. Will he be talking tall after their date?
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.7
1:10am
How'd You Get So Rich?
Season 1 Episode 4/

Katherine Ryan continues to hang out with a selection of the richest people in the world, including two men who made their millions from selling sex toys, a woman who creates luxury creams from bee venom and a man who designs the most exclusive cars on the planet
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
1:55am
Film Battle: Los Angeles (2011)
The Earth is bombarded by what appear to be meteors, but turn out to be the vanguard of an alien invasion force. As America's west coast comes under heavy attack, a platoon of soldiers is sent in to fight off the aliens and rescue civilians - but the troops have only a few hours to complete their mission before the area is bombed. Sci-fi thriller, with Aaron Eckhart and Ramon Rodriguez
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.6
3:50am
Time Crashers
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The celebrities find themselves working in a Victorian fishery in 1885, where they have one day to fulfil a huge order destined for London's Billingsgate Market. The harsh conditions and backbreaking work prove to be a real shock to the system for Kirstie, Fern and Louise, who have to gut 100 fish by hand, while Meg and Zoe attempt to navigate the mudflats wearing strange footwear. The men rake mussels and collect oysters from the shoreline but it is slow going, so Greg and Jermaine head off on a boat to dredge for oysters
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language)

Rating: 2.1
4:45am
Catastrophe
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Rob returns to his job at Braeband stating he is just back from holiday in Canada, while bad news pulls Sharon back to Ireland. With Sharon away, and left home alone to look after the children, Rob's life continues to spiral out of control. Unhappy with the situation at his family home Chris decides, in typical style, to confront his nemesis. Comedy about an Irish woman and an American man's relationship, written by and starring Sharon Horgan and Rob Delaney
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.4
5:15am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Leicestershire
The property expert helps Pauline and her daughter Rebecca sell their run-down semi in Braunstone Town, Leicestershire
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.6

Sat 1 Apr

6:10am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 33/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the end-of-series final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
7:05am
Triathlon
Triathlon: Challenge Wanaka: 2017
Highlights from New Zealand's South Island, where the event took place against the stunning backdrop of Mount Aspiring National Park
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.9
7:30am
The King of Queens
Paint Misbehavin'
Season 3 Episode 14/25

The gang goes paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, but Doug feels insecure when he learns Carrie finds Deacon attractive. Richie reveals his feelings for Stephanie, and a new arrival in the neighbourhood starts taking the game far too seriously. Ricki Lake and Eric Roberts guest star
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:55am
The King of Queens
Deacon Blues
Season 3 Episode 15/25

Doug learns Deacon has lied to his wife about a relationship with a female acquaintance, and Carrie questions her marriage due to her husband's views on cheating. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Leah Remini and Victor Williams
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:20am
The King of Queens
Horizontal Hold
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Deacon and Kelly's separation makes Carrie wonder about her own marriage - and prompts her to devise a new method of resolving disputes with Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman who claims she once went out with Frank Sinatra. Comedy, starring Kevin James, Jerry Stiller and Leah Remini
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:45am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Surprise Party
Season 8 Episode 8/23

Debra realises Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests having a Chinese banquet, but her mother has already started organising an old-fashioned English tea party. Katherine Helmond guest stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:10am
Everybody Loves Raymond
The Bird
Season 8 Episode 9/23

The Barones spend Thanksgiving with Amy's parents, but the festivities get off to a bad start by her father's drastic response to the plight of an injured bird. Things liven up when the two families split into teams of Native Americans and Pilgrims to mark the national holiday. Comedy, starring Brad Garrett and Monica Horan
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:35am
Frasier
Call Me Irresponsible
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Having advised a caller to break up with his girlfriend, Frasier ends up dating her himself - and bends the rules of professional ethics to continue the relationship. Comedy, guest starring Amanda Donohoe
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:05am
Frasier
Beloved Infidel
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Martin is reunited with an old friend - and Niles and Frasier begin to suspect the pair may once have had an affair. However, the truth proves even more shocking. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 7.9
10:40am
The Big Bang Theory
The Friendship Turbulence
Season 7 Episode 17/24

After arguing with Sheldon, Howard tries to make amends by taking him to Nasa's headquarters in Houston. Elsewhere, Penny has second thoughts about quitting her job as a waitress when her car dies, while Amy tries to find Raj a date. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:05am
The Big Bang Theory
The Mommy Observation
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Sheldon receives a nasty surprise when he visits his mother in Houston, while Raj's murder mystery party causes conflict for the rest of the gang members. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:30am
The Big Bang Theory
The Indecision Amalgamation
Season 7 Episode 19/24

Raj is racked with guilt when he tries to date Lucy and Emily at the same time, Penny has trouble deciding whether to take a role in a film, and Sheldon struggles to choose between two gaming systems. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar, Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:00pm
The Simpsons
Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Season 4 Episode 6/22

Bart misbehaves once too often, prompting Homer and Marge to impose a terrible punishment - banning him from ever going to see the new feature-length Itchy and Scratchy film, and standing firm despite his constant pleas
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
12:30pm
The Simpsons
Marge Gets a Job
Season 4 Episode 7/22

Marge takes a job at the power plant to help with the cost of repairing the family home, which is sliding off its foundations. With the voice of Tom Jones
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
The Simpsons
New Kid on the Block
Season 4 Episode 8/22

Bart develops a crush on babysitter Laura Powers and plots to break up her relationship with bullying boyfriend Jimbo Jones - but things do not turn out as planned. Featuring the voice of Sara Gilbert (Roseanne, The Big Bang Theory)
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:30pm
Extreme Food
Kenyan chef Kiran Jethwa travels to the Nepalese Himalayas, where he joins local honey hunters as they trek into the surrounding valleys in search of a hive
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Come Dine with Me
PR manager Claire hosts the first evening in and around Belfast, aiming to impress Ryan, Neil, Cailin and Paul with a menu made up of her favourite restaurant dishes
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
2:30pm
Come Dine with Me
Carpenter Neil hosts the second dinner party in and around Belfast in a bid to win the £1000 prize, presenting good old fashioned, country style cuisine to his guests
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
3:00pm
Come Dine with Me
Keen golfer and window cleaning business owner Paul hosts the third dinner party in Belfast, hoping to impress his guests with take on fine dining
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
3:30pm
Come Dine with Me
Livewire DJ and events organiser Ryan is the next to host in and around Belfast - and having arranged parties for thousands, he will confident he can satisfy four fellow diners
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
4:00pm
Come Dine with Me
Cailin is pinning her hopes of winning on a Eurovision extravaganza on the final night of competition in Belfast, creating a series of tried and tested dishes from across Europe
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
4:30pm
A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun
Season 3 Episode 11/26

Wiltshire couple Martin and Michelle MacClay want a holiday home in France's Loire Valley, so Scarlette Douglas helps find them the perfect property on a budget of £73,000
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.5
5:35pm
Location, Location, Location
Season 26 Episode 3/8

Kirstie Allsopp is in the countryside surrounding Edinburgh helping Ian find a new home - but it soon becomes clear that he is more interested in finding the right shed for his collection of cars and tools than somewhere to lay his head. Phil Spencer is with Rogan and Jane, who suffer from chronic indecision when it comes to house hunting - and that's the least thing they need as they have to find a home fast before their first baby arrives in three months' time
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.2
6:35pm
Grand Designs
Season 15 Episode 1/9

Kevin McCloud meets Clinton Dall from West Sussex, a self-made businessman and father of four aiming to build one of the largest homes ever featured on the show. Dall wants the end project to be perfect - from the finish of his mirrored cruciform steel columns, to how the floor tiles line up with the dining room table, and is willing to spend whatever it takes to achieve his vision. However, the construction represents a huge risk, as down one road lies abject failure and financial ruin, while down the other, is the creation of something sublime and almost heroic
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
7:30pm
Channel 4 News
01/04/2017
Including sport and weather
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
Film Titanic (1997)
A party of explorers studying the sunken remains of the famous liner meets an elderly woman who was a passenger on the ill-fated maiden voyage. She recounts how she boarded the ship while on the brink of being forced into marriage by her family, and was stopped from killing herself by a penniless artist. She fell in love with her saviour, but the disaster on the horizon meant their time together was doomed to be short. James Cameron's Oscar-winning romantic drama, starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates and Bill Paxton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
11:45pm
Film Colombiana (2011)
A 10-year-old Colombian girl witnesses the murder of her parents at the hands of gangsters, but is rescued by her uncle, who takes her to the US and raises her to be a cold-blooded killer. Years later, she is still working for him as an assassin, but is secretly planning to avenge her parents' deaths. Action thriller, starring Zoe Saldana, Cliff Curtis, Michael Vartan and Lennie James
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.5
1:45am
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Mill Street Bistro - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 13/16

In the concluding part of his trip to the Mill Street Bistro in Norwalk, Ohio, Gordon's disagreement with proprietor Joe Nagy erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. Just when it looks like he has turned the corner and is ready to accept help, Joe slips back into his old ways, denying his own failings and picking petty fights. Can Gordon get this stubborn owner to finally accept his advice and secure the future of his restaurant?
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 5.1
2:35am
Our Guy in China
Season 1 Episode 3/3

Guy Martin concludes his Chinese adventure by taking on his toughest-ever physical challenge as he sets to break the record for the fastest crossing of the Taklamakan Desert on a bicycle. He must travel 341 miles along the world's longest desert highway in less than 47 hours and as extreme fatigue sets in, he starts to nod off while riding, swerving off the edge of the road. Stopping in a lay-by for food and rest, he can't sleep because of his overactive mind and decides to keep riding through the night as he heads for the finish line in Qiemo
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
3:30am
Hollyoaks
Drama following the lives and loves of a group of teenagers and young adults in Chester
(Subtitles) (Sign Language) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.2
5:35am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Reigate
The property expert visits Reigate in Surrey, where retired couple Lenny and Mary are struggling to secure a sale on their home. He discovers dated decor and pine cladding are creating a problem for the pair, who want to sell up as soon as possible and return to their Irish roots
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 3.6

Sun 2 Apr

6:30am
Fifteen to One
Season 7 Episode 34/50

Sandi Toksvig hosts the general knowledge quiz in which 15 contestants try to win a place in the final, when a £40,000 jackpot will be up for grabs
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 6.4
7:20am
The King of Queens
Inner Tube
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Doug lies to Carrie about working late so he can get out of a seminar and play mud football, but his escapade in the rain makes him so feverish that he has a nightmare about appearing in TV shows with Arthur. Comedy, starring Kevin James
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
7:45am
The King of Queens
Papa Pill
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Carrie wants Arthur to socialise more and encourages her father to attend an old people's centre, which he hates. Doug takes pity on his father-in-law and takes him to a cocktail party instead - but ends up having to take sole responsibility for him. Kevin James stars
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:10am
The King of Queens
Package Deal
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Doug feels unappreciated at work and aims to get a pay rise by claiming a major courier service wants to hire him - but he ends up getting sacked. Meanwhile, Carrie's enthusiasm for tanning lotion proves disastrous. With Lou Ferrigno, star of cult TV series The Incredible Hulk
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 8.5
8:35am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Jazz Records
Season 8 Episode 10/23

The kids damage Ray's dictionary, prompting Frank to tell everyone about the time Ray ruined his prized jazz collection. However, he discovers that he may not have been the culprit all along
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:00am
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra at the Lodge
Season 8 Episode 11/23

Debra helps to plan a recruitment party at Frank's lodge, leading Ray to grumble about how much time she is spending away from home. Comedy, starring Patricia Hearten and Ray Romano
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

Rating: 4.2
9:30am
Frasier
Selling Out
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Daphne helps Frasier make up his mind whether he should sneak an on-air endorsement for a Chinese restaurant into his radio show. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Jane Leeves
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:00am
Frasier
Oops
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Bulldog overhears Frasier saying he is about to be sacked and quits his job at the radio station before the axe falls. Comedy, starring Dan Butler and Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.9
10:30am
Sunday Brunch
Season 6 Episode 7/

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by guests Michael Bolton, Samantha Womack, Sacha Dhawan and Philip Glenister. With music from James Blunt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
1:30pm
The Simpsons
Worst Episode Ever
Season 12 Episode 11/21

The owner of the local comic-book shop suffers a heart attack, so Bart and Milhouse take his place behind the counter while he recuperates - and prove to have a real knack for commerce
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:55pm
The Simpsons
Tennis the Menace
Season 12 Episode 12/21

The family constructs a tennis court in the back garden and Bart becomes an expert player, much to the annoyance of a jealous Homer. Featuring the guest voices of Venus and Serena Williams, Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
2:25pm
The Simpsons
The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
Season 23 Episode 8/22

Things look bleak for Krusty the Clown when his TV show is binned and he is dropped by his talent agency. But then he is reunited with the veteran agent (Joan Rivers) who got him started in showbusiness all those years ago, and together they plan his big comeback
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
2:50pm
Gogglesprogs
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Following on from a pilot edition shown last Christmas, the Gogglesprogs return for a six-part run in which they maintain a close eye on a range of TV output, from entertainment shows and documentaries to some all-time classic films and up-to-the-minute news stories. Participants include six-year-old Molly and her eight-year-old brother William who both love helping out on the family farm, Stephanie who adores Justin Bieber and her friend Christina who prefers classical music, and schoolmates Jacob and Connor. In this opening programme, the youngsters offer their honest, inimitable and ultimately hilarious take on The Undateables, Donald Trump and Mamma Mia!
(Subtitles) (Repeat) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:55pm
Film Gulliver's Travels (2010)
A directionless loser tries to prove himself to the woman he loves by volunteering for a travel writing assignment. He is sent to the Bermuda Triangle, where he ends up stranded on an island populated by miniature people to whom he is a giant. Fantasy comedy, starring Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Jason Segel and Billy Connolly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
5:30pm
Film Night at the Museum (2006)
A new nightwatchman at New York's Museum of Natural History discovers his job entails more than he bargained for. Once night falls, an ancient Egyptian spell brings the museum exhibits to life, entangling him in a riotous struggle to restore peace and order before the sun rises and visitors arrive. Fantasy comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Robin Williams, Carla Gugino and Ricky Gervais
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
7:35pm
Channel 4 News
02/04/2017
Including sport and weather
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Rating: 4.6
8:00pm
Titanic: The New Evidence
Investigative journalist and Titanic expert Senan Molony examines recently recovered photographs of the doomed ship, which provide fresh insight into the reasons for its sinking. The images reveal a strange mark on the hull, which may prove previously overlooked stories of a fire raging in the boiler room. This blaze may explain why the captain chose to ignore warnings of icebergs ahead and why the vessel sank so quickly after the fatal collision
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Rating: 7.7
9:00pm
Spying on the Royals
Season 1 Episode 1/2

Part one of a two-part documentary examining an espionage operation conducted to gather information on Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. Shown to mark the 80th anniversary of the king's abdication, the programmes examines recently declassified documents revealing the extent of the surveillance and who ordered it, as well as featuring dramatic reconstructions and eyewitness accounts
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10:00pm
Homeland
The Flag House
Season 6 Episode 10/12

Dar plays his hand and Quinn revisits his past. Thriller following a team of CIA agents battling terrorists and problems in their personal lives. Claire Danes stars
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Rating: 7
11:05pm
Gogglebox
Season 9 Episode 6/

The popular armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week. The programme captures their instant reactions and lively discussions from the comfort of their own homes
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Rating: 7.1
12:00am
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Season 10 Episode 1/7

Jimmy Carr returns with the hybrid panel quiz show, putting a comedy spin on Channel 4's long-running words-and-numbers game. This time, guest team captain David Walliams joins forces with Jonathan Ross, while Jon Richardson teams up with Joe Lycett. Isy Suttie joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley takes care of the numbers and letters
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Rating: 7.4
1:00am
Film Seven Psychopaths (2012)
A writer struggling to complete the script for a movie about psychopathic killers turns to his criminal friends for advice. He ends up getting more than he bargained for when the small-time crooks kidnap a dog that belongs to a gangster, putting all their lives in danger. Comedy thriller, starring Colin Farrell, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken and Woody Harrelson
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Rating: 7.6
3:00am
The Last Leg
Season 10 Episode 10/

Hosts Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by three stars of new West End play The Philanthropist, as Lily Cole, Simon Bird and Tom Rosenthal help the trio dissect the week's events. The hosts make use of the £isitok twitter handle, where viewers tweet in edgy current affairs questions that more fearful shows might duck
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Rating: 6.7
3:55am
Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year
Season 1 Episode 2/

The Victorian category comes into focus as Kevin McCloud and Anna Keay present more building restorations in the running for the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors' Restoration of the Year award. Anna explores Mount Stewart, an imposing country house in Northern Ireland, and Wilton's Music Hall in east London. Architectural historian Jonathan Foyle visits the Pump House in Barry, Wales, and historic building surveyor Marianne Suhr looks round a medieval-style castle in Stornoway in the Scottish Highlands. At the end of the programme, it is revealed which buildings have been chosen to make the final shortlist
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Rating: 8.5
4:50am
Building the Dream
Season 4 Episode 9/9

A couple who cannot agree on what their dream home should look like. While midwife Liz likes traditional houses, accountant Craig favours contemporary styles
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Rating: 5.4
5:45am
Kirstie's Handmade Treasures
Season 1 Episode 2/22

Kirstie Allsopp enters the paper crafts competition at the Royal Welsh Show. She produces an embroidered greetings card, and decoupage designer Jaina Minton teaches her how to make a paper sculpture of a seagull. To create jewellery, Phiona Richards lends a helping hand recycling damaged books and turning the print and pictures into rose rings
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Rating: 4.1

Mon 3 Apr

6:05am
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
Wirral
The property expert helps a homeowner sell his five-bedroom semi-detached home in Irby, on the Wirral. Dave purchased the house as an investment two years ago, but the market has since crashed along with his hopes of a quick profit. Phil thinks the whole property feels like a student hall of residence, and recommends a serious refurbishment that would cater to families
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Rating: 3.6