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Thu 23 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:00am
Cheers
Executive Sweet
Season 7 Episode 3/22

Part one of two. Rebecca rebuffs Sam and tells him that in future she'll only date men who can advance her career. Ted Danson stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
Season 7 Episode 4/22

Part two of two. Rebecca faces a dilemma after she is forced to choose her man, and has difficulty deciding whether Martin or Sam will prove to be the lesser of two evils. Bar-room comedy, guest starring Alex Nevil, with Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:10am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 4/11

Comedy highlights, courtesy of the frantic funnyman with the fez, featuring his unique style of magical illusion

Rating: 9.3
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
The Disappearing Act
Season 7 Episode 5/8

Gordon is disgusted to see the staff compete fiercely for the coveted title of employee of the month and a trip for two to Paris. Colin's attempts to impress his boss with a spectacular magic act end in disaster
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
Gavin Featherly, RIP
Season 7 Episode 6/8

When Gavin goes missing on a staff weekend, everyone assumes the worst. Brittas even sets the wheels in motion to arrange his subordinate's funeral. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
Sorry!
The Rabbit and the Pussy Cat
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Timothy joins in a treasure hunt to find a golden rabbit which has been buried in the area. Comedy, starring Ronnie Corbett and Barbara Lott

Rating: 4.1
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Edie and the Automobile
Season 9 Episode 10/12

Having witnessed his sister Edie fail several driving tests, Seymour gallantly volunteers to help teach her. However, because he is unable to control a vehicle himself, he needs a qualified motorist to ride along. Michael Aldridge and Thora Hird star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Wind Power
Season 9 Episode 11/12

Seymour comes up with another madcap scheme to harness the power of nature using an old sail, a pair of roller skates and, in Compo, a very gullible `test pilot'. Michael Aldridge, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
When You Take a Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible
Season 9 Episode 12/12

When Clegg receives news of an old friend dying in America, Compo and Seymour join him on a journey down memory lane, recalling time spent at school walking on gates and climbing trees - forgetting, of course, that it was many years ago. Poignant instalament of the long-running comedy, featuring the final appearance of Joe Gladwin as Wally Batty
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
My Family
Dentist to the Stars
Season 5 Episode 10/13

The Harper household is thrown into turmoil after a famous heart-throb visits Ben's surgery, but while Susan is busy swooning, Michael spots a money-making opportunity. Guest starring Peter Capaldi, alongside Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
1:20pm
As Time Goes By
Why?
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Lionel becomes suspicious of Alistair's overwhelming desire for his book to be a success. Comedy, starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:00pm
As Time Goes By
Misunderstandings
Season 2 Episode 5/7

A chance encounter leads to an invitation for Jean to stay at her sister-in-law's home, but she has to persuade Lionel to accompany her. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:40pm
The Brittas Empire
The Disappearing Act
Season 7 Episode 5/8

Gordon is disgusted to see the staff compete fiercely for the coveted title of employee of the month and a trip for two to Paris. Colin's attempts to impress his boss with a spectacular magic act end in disaster
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:20pm
The Brittas Empire
Gavin Featherly, RIP
Season 7 Episode 6/8

When Gavin goes missing on a staff weekend, everyone assumes the worst. Brittas even sets the wheels in motion to arrange his subordinate's funeral. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Experiment
Season 10 Episode 1/7

Compo speculates why blood rushes to the head when upside down but not to the feet while standing up, so Seymour sets up an experiment to demonstrate the way the body works. Comedy, starring Bill Owen and Michael Aldridge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Treasure of the Deep
Season 10 Episode 2/7

Compo pulls a piece of antique silver from the canal, and Seymour sets about recovering any other items down there, with the intention of returning them to their rightful owners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Dancing Feet
Season 10 Episode 3/7

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be tough on the feet. Compo is suffering from hard skin and places his faith in a herbal jelly from a gypsy healer. Bill Owen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Boomers
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The friends gather for Joyce's retirement party, where John has made a tribute video - but forgotten to ask Trevor for his contribution - and Maureen latches onto a trendy young couple. Alan also has bad news that might ruin proceedings - unless the guest of honour spoils it first by confronting her neighbour about her kids' unruly behaviour. Alison Steadman and Philip Jackson star in the sitcom, with Russ Abbot, Stephanie Beacham, Paula Wilcox and James Smith
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
6:40pm
Porridge: Inside Out
Banged Up
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Series examining the making of the ever-popular prison sitcom, featuring contributions from cast members, writers and fans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.5
7:40pm
Porridge
Just Desserts
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The disappearance of an illicit tin of pineapple chunks leaves the inmates horrified that there is a thief in their midst - and for a while, no one is above suspicion. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
8:20pm
Porridge
A Night In
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through the night, calling on his unpredictable and limitless imagination to while away the hours. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
9:00pm
Porridge
A Storm in a Teacup
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Harris accidentally drops stolen pills into Fletcher's midday cuppa - much to the annoyance of prison racketeer Harry Grout, who resents a newcomer muscling in on his patch. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
9:40pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy Rides Again
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Agnes is disappointed to discover she is not invited to Maria's hen party because of her age, and decides to gatecrash the event, only to end up at the wrong venue. She then tries to impress the bride-to-be's mother during a dinner date, but is so nervous she turns to drink, and the evening descends into chaos. Comedy, written by and starring Brendan O'Carroll
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:20pm
Harry Enfield and Chums
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Kevin and Perry, Tim Nice-But-Dim and the Self Righteous Brothers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
11:00pm
The Trip
The Trip to Italy: Il Cenobio dei Dogi, Camogli
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Sequel to improvised comedy The Trip, with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon once again playing versions of themselves. The two comedy actors are asked to embark on another round of restaurant reviews for a Sunday newspaper, this time in Italy. Steve is on hiatus from his American TV series and isn't drinking while Rob is looking to unwind with his time away from his young family. They begin their trip in Piedmont at the Trattoria Della Posta before stopping at the poet Byron's former house in Genoa on their way to the Cenobio dei Dogi in Camogli. Michael Winterbottom directs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:40pm
Peep Show
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
Season 8 Episode 2/6

Mark feels the need to impress Dobby and gets a lucky break when his book Business Secrets of the Pharaohs is accepted by a publisher. Jeremy enrols on a life-coaching course, but things become complicated when he sleeps with his tutor. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:15am
Peep Show
The Love Bunker
Season 8 Episode 3/6

Simon invites Dobby, Mark, Jeremy and Super Hans to join him and his friends for a paintballing weekend. Mark thinks that Simon is using the weekend as a cover to get back with Dobby, while Jeremy is convinced he can be a life coach to one of the party. Comedy, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:45am
Film Dragnet (1987)
A by-the-book Los Angeles cop is paired with a laidback new partner to investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer and the original show's star Harry Morgan
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
2:45am
Shooting Stars
Season 1 Episode 6/9

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the wacky quiz, with guests Shane Richie, Simon Bates, Caroline Aherne and Danny Baker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:15am
Shooting Stars
Season 1 Episode 7/9

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer introduce the madcap celebrity game show. Team captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson are joined by guests David Baddiel, Muriel Gray, Paul Shane and Annabel Giles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Fri 24 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:00am
Cheers
Norm, Is That You?
Season 7 Episode 6/22

Frasier and Lilith discover Norm's hidden talents as an interior designer and recommend him to their friends - but he soon finds himself leading a double life. Meanwhile, Woody worries about Cliff's psychiatric problems
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
Jumping Jerks
Season 7 Episode 8/22

In a feeble attempt to prove their masculinity, Norm, Woody and Cliff pretend they've been skydiving - but a revelation from Rebecca makes Sam decide to take the plunge for real. Comedy, starring Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:10am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 5/11

Comedy highlights, courtesy of the frantic funnyman with the fez, featuring his unique style of magical illusion

Rating: 9.3
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
Exposed
Season 7 Episode 7/8

Gordon trains his staff in TV presentation after an investigative journalist asks to make a documentary about Whitbury Leisure Centre. However, rodent trouble in the pool and a distinct lack of organisation do little to promote the centre's image. Chris Barrie and Judy Flynn star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
Curse of the Tiger Woman
Season 7 Episode 8/8

Gordon arrives at work ready to celebrate the leisure centre's birthday, but his jubilant mood is shattered when Councillor Drugget arrives with some disturbing news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
Sorry!
You're Going Nowhere
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Timothy plans an adventurous holiday in the Gobi Desert with Freddie, but it seems likely his mother will raise a few objections

Rating: 4.1
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Experiment
Season 10 Episode 1/7

Compo speculates why blood rushes to the head when upside down but not to the feet while standing up, so Seymour sets up an experiment to demonstrate the way the body works. Comedy, starring Bill Owen and Michael Aldridge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Treasure of the Deep
Season 10 Episode 2/7

Compo pulls a piece of antique silver from the canal, and Seymour sets about recovering any other items down there, with the intention of returning them to their rightful owners
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Dancing Feet
Season 10 Episode 3/7

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be tough on the feet. Compo is suffering from hard skin and places his faith in a herbal jelly from a gypsy healer. Bill Owen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
My Family
A Wife Less Ordinary
Season 5 Episode 11/13

Bored with the everyday routine in the Harper household, Susan decides to lead her life as a free and single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to step into the role of home-maker and Ben simply runs away. Domestic comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
1:20pm
As Time Goes By
The Cruise
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Lionel asks Jean to accompany him on an all-expenses-paid cruise, but she remains unmoved by his efforts to woo her. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Book Signing
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Jean is concerned for Lionel's success as the day of his book launch arrives and wonders if Alistair will be able to help out with a publicity stunt should sales start to flag. Romantic comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:40pm
The Brittas Empire
Exposed
Season 7 Episode 7/8

Gordon trains his staff in TV presentation after an investigative journalist asks to make a documentary about Whitbury Leisure Centre. However, rodent trouble in the pool and a distinct lack of organisation do little to promote the centre's image. Chris Barrie and Judy Flynn star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:20pm
The Brittas Empire
Curse of the Tiger Woman
Season 7 Episode 8/8

Gordon arrives at work ready to celebrate the leisure centre's birthday, but his jubilant mood is shattered when Councillor Drugget arrives with some disturbing news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
That Certain Smile
Season 10 Episode 4/7

Clegg and Seymour visit an old friend in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star in the first episode to feature Clem `Smiler' Hemmingway (Stephen Lewis)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Downhill Racer
Season 10 Episode 5/7

Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. However, with snow in short supply he determines that he, Compo and Clegg need to use dinner trays. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Day of the Welsh Ferret
Season 10 Episode 6/7

Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
My Family
A Wife Less Ordinary
Season 5 Episode 11/13

Bored with the everyday routine in the Harper household, Susan decides to lead her life as a free and single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to step into the role of home-maker and Ben simply runs away. Domestic comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
6:40pm
Fawlty Towers
Communication Problems
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Basil's belief that guests are an obstacle to the smooth running of his hotel is borne out by the arrival of an aggressive woman (Joan Sanderson), and the tension between the two leads to a series of increasingly heated arguments. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales, Andrew Sachs and Connie Booth
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney Come Home
Rodney leaves home after a fight with Cassandra, and arranges a date with receptionist Tanya in an effort to make his wife jealous - but Del's interference ensures the plan fails to go as smoothly as it should. Christmas special first shown in 1990, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy Rides Again
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Agnes is disappointed to discover she is not invited to Maria's hen party because of her age, and decides to gatecrash the event, only to end up at the wrong venue. She then tries to impress the bride-to-be's mother during a dinner date, but is so nervous she turns to drink, and the evening descends into chaos. Comedy, written by and starring Brendan O'Carroll
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:40pm
Bottom
Dough
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Eddie hatches a get-rich-quick scheme that actually works - until a psychotic counterfeiter gets wind of his activities and demands a cut of the proceeds. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
10:20pm
Bottom
Finger
Season 3 Episode 5/6

The grubby duo steal a car and discover the tickets for the unfortunate owner's honeymoon inside. Taking advantage of their find, they try to pass themselves off as the happy couple, but needless to say, the whole trip soon becomes a nightmare
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
11:00pm
The Mighty Boosh
Bollo
Season 1 Episode 3/8

The zoo's oldest gorilla falls gravely ill, so Bob persuades Howard to dress in an ape suit so he can collect sponsorship money on its behalf. Howard proves so convincing he even fools the Grim Reaper, who hauls him off to Ape Hell
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
11:40pm
The Mighty Boosh
Tundra
Season 1 Episode 4/8

Howard and Vince travel to the Arctic in an attempt to beat Dixon Bainbridge to the legendary egg of Mantumbi. The duo come face to face with ice demon Black Frost, and befriend a polar bear. Surreal comedy, starring Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
12:20am
Film Dragnet (1987)
A by-the-book Los Angeles cop is paired with a laidback new partner to investigate the nefarious activities of a TV evangelist and a pornographic-magazine baron suspected of operating a criminal cult. Comedy spoof of the 1950s TV series, starring Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer and the original show's star Harry Morgan
(Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
2:20am
The Armando Iannucci Shows
Season 1 Episode 1/8

Comedy sketch series, featuring children trying to sell a couple a huge three-bedroom house made of paper and an old man talking about the days when the Internet was in black and white. Plus, why Millwall supporters find beer too gassy and Elvis impersonators are struggling to find work
(Subtitles)

2:50am
jam
arrested for copying dogs
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Offbeat comedy featuring bizarre and surreal sketches, including one in which a doctor treats patients while running a telephone sex line. Amelia Bullmore, David Cann, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap star

Rating: 8
3:20am
jam
chemotherapy wig
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Blackly comic sketch show from the mind of Brass Eye creator Chris Morris, starring Amelia Bullmore, David Cann, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap. First shown in 2000

Rating: 8
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Sat 25 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:00am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 5/11

Comedy highlights, courtesy of the frantic funnyman with the fez, featuring his unique style of magical illusion

Rating: 9.3
7:25am
Cheers
Send in the Crane
Season 7 Episode 9/22

Frasier proves to be a complete disaster as a children's party clown and Sam falls for the daughter of a former girlfriend. American comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:50am
Cheers
Bar Wars II - The Woodman Strikes Back
Season 7 Episode 10/22

Sam and the gang conspire to beat Gary's Olde Ye Tavern in the annual Boston Bloody Mary competition, even if it means cheating. Comedy, starring Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:20am
As Time Goes By
The Cruise
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Lionel asks Jean to accompany him on an all-expenses-paid cruise, but she remains unmoved by his efforts to woo her. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
9:00am
dinnerladies
Fog
Season 2 Episode 4/10

Bren has a bad day - a convict escapes in the fog on his way to Strangeways, the blood donor van turns up at the factory, and Tony's holiday photos cause upset. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Andrew Dunn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
9:40am
dinnerladies
Gamble
Season 2 Episode 5/10

The staff have a bet on Bren's chances of romance with Tony, but the hapless cook's past finally catches up with her and threatens to ruin any prospects of romance. Meanwhile, Stan is furious with Philippa for failing to save the bulbs from last year's Christmas tree lights. Comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Thelma Barlow, Andrew Dunn, Celia Imrie and Shobna Gulati
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
That Certain Smile
Season 10 Episode 4/7

Clegg and Seymour visit an old friend in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star in the first episode to feature Clem `Smiler' Hemmingway (Stephen Lewis)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
Downhill Racer
Season 10 Episode 5/7

Seymour sets about proving that skiing does not have to be an expensive sport. However, with snow in short supply he determines that he, Compo and Clegg need to use dinner trays. Long-running rural comedy, starring Michael Aldridge, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Day of the Welsh Ferret
Season 10 Episode 6/7

Compo has an interesting experience when he loses his ferret as the trio make their way to a friend's funeral
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:20pm
Boomers
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The friends gather for Joyce's retirement party, where John has made a tribute video - but forgotten to ask Trevor for his contribution - and Maureen latches onto a trendy young couple. Alan also has bad news that might ruin proceedings - unless the guest of honour spoils it first by confronting her neighbour about her kids' unruly behaviour. Alison Steadman and Philip Jackson star in the sitcom, with Russ Abbot, Stephanie Beacham, Paula Wilcox and James Smith
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
1:00pm
Porridge
New Faces, Old Hands
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in by giving him a few lessons on coping with prison life. First episode of the classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1974, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
1:40pm
Porridge
The Hustler
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
2:20pm
Porridge
A Night In
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through the night, calling on his unpredictable and limitless imagination to while away the hours. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
3:00pm
Porridge
A Day Out
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland. However, Fletcher soon finds a way of turning the situation to his advantage. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
3:40pm
Porridge
Ways and Means
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
4:20pm
Porridge
No Way Out
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Fletch discovers fellow inmates at Slade Prison are planning an escape over Christmas - and is so convinced the bid is doomed to fail that he takes refuge in the hospital so he cannot be blamed when the tunnel is found. Festive edition of the classic comedy from 1975, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
5:20pm
Porridge
New Faces, Old Hands
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in by giving him a few lessons on coping with prison life. First episode of the classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1974, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
6:00pm
Porridge
The Hustler
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Betting fever sweeps Slade Prison, but the stakes rise too high for some of the inmates, stretching honour among thieves to the limit. Vintage comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
6:40pm
Porridge
A Night In
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Fletcher helps cellmate Godber make it through the night, calling on his unpredictable and limitless imagination to while away the hours. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
7:40pm
Film Look Who's Talking (1989)
Pregnant Mollie is dumped by her boyfriend, and sets out after the baby's birth to find a surrogate father for her infant son Mikey, who comments on proceedings through a wisecracking inner monologue. Mikey is confident the cab driver who helped deliver him is the perfect man for the job - but his mother is less than convinced. Comedy, with John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and the voice of Bruce Willis

Rating: 7
9:30pm
Peep Show
St Hospitals
Season 7 Episode 1/6

Mark waits anxiously at the hospital for the birth of his child, with Sophie determined to have a natural delivery. Jeremy is convinced he will never get over losing Elena, until he meets Zahra, whose boyfriend is in a coma. Comedy, starring David Mitchell, Olivia Colman and Robert Webb

Rating: 8.7
10:00pm
Peep Show
Man Jam
Season 7 Episode 2/6

The object of Mark's desire, Dobby, goes out with a graphic designer, leaving him no choice but to form a club with Gerrard devoted to winning her over. Elsewhere, Zahra's boyfriend Ben, now back from hospital, offers Jeremy the job as head of development for his music website, but things take a turn for the worse when he signs up Super Hans's band Man Feelings. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb

Rating: 8.7
10:35pm
Peep Show
A Beautiful Mind
Season 7 Episode 3/6

Jeremy tries to impress Zahra by holding a book group meeting at the flat even though he has never read a novel in his life. Elsewhere, Mark is worried about whether he will be able to satisfy Dobby in the bedroom, so decides to acquire some help. Comedy, starring Robert Webb, Camilla Marie Beeput and David Mitchell

Rating: 8.7
11:05pm
Peep Show
Nether Zone
Season 7 Episode 4/6

On the day of the christening, Mark travels to Zahra's flat to pick up Jeremy, the baby's godfather, but the friends finds themselves in a predicament when they become locked in the hallway. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
11:35pm
Bottom
Apocalypse
Season 1 Episode 4/6

After inheriting £600 the duo head off for a night at the fair. Richie's wallet is stolen, but that proves to be the least of his problems as a fortune teller declares that he is going to die in three nights' time. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
12:15am
Filthy, Rich and Catflap
Dinner Party
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Richie holds a dinner party, but his plans are jeopardised when he and Eddie are caught attempting to smuggle frozen chickens out of a supermarket
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.4
2:00am
(BST) Dylan Moran: Aim Low
Highlights from three stand-up shows by the comedian - 2004's Monster Live, Like, Totally in 2005 and the 2009 What It Is tour. Subjects include ageing, religion, children and relationships, as well as the general absurdities of life

3:35am
Nathan Barley
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Attention-grabber Nathan throws a party for his website and turns on the charm in an effort to get closer to Claire, while Dan is canonised against his will. Starring Nick Burns, Julian Barratt and Claire Keelan

Rating: 10
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Sun 26 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:30am
Cheers
Adventures in Housesitting
Season 7 Episode 11/22

An entrepreneur leaves his pet in Rebecca's apparently capable hands, but Sam jeopardises her job by letting it escape. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:55am
Cheers
Please, Mr Postman
Season 7 Episode 12/22

Cliff's loyalties are divided when his postie girlfriend commits a mail offence on his behalf. Comedy, starring John Ratzenberger
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:50am
dinnerladies
Fog
Season 2 Episode 4/10

Bren has a bad day - a convict escapes in the fog on his way to Strangeways, the blood donor van turns up at the factory, and Tony's holiday photos cause upset. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Andrew Dunn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
9:30am
dinnerladies
Gamble
Season 2 Episode 5/10

The staff have a bet on Bren's chances of romance with Tony, but the hapless cook's past finally catches up with her and threatens to ruin any prospects of romance. Meanwhile, Stan is furious with Philippa for failing to save the bulbs from last year's Christmas tree lights. Comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood, with Thelma Barlow, Andrew Dunn, Celia Imrie and Shobna Gulati
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
10:10am
Porridge
Just Desserts
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The disappearance of an illicit tin of pineapple chunks leaves the inmates horrified that there is a thief in their midst - and for a while, no one is above suspicion. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
10:50am
Porridge
Heartbreak Hotel
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Godber is feeling dejected after his romantic fortunes take a turn for the worse, so Fletch tries to revive his friend's flagging spirits. However, his cunning plan has one potential drawback - it involves his own daughter. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
11:30am
Porridge
Disturbing the Peace
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Fletcher and the rest of Slade's inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday. Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
12:10pm
Boomers
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The friends gather for Joyce's retirement party, where John has made a tribute video - but forgotten to ask Trevor for his contribution - and Maureen latches onto a trendy young couple. Alan also has bad news that might ruin proceedings - unless the guest of honour spoils it first by confronting her neighbour about her kids' unruly behaviour. Alison Steadman and Philip Jackson star in the sitcom, with Russ Abbot, Stephanie Beacham, Paula Wilcox and James Smith
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
12:50pm
Porridge
Ways and Means
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Fletch desperately wants to get out of the tedious task of making fishing nets, and hatches a crafty scheme to get himself assigned to the library. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
1:30pm
Porridge
No Way Out
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Fletch discovers fellow inmates at Slade Prison are planning an escape over Christmas - and is so convinced the bid is doomed to fail that he takes refuge in the hospital so he cannot be blamed when the tunnel is found. Festive edition of the classic comedy from 1975, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
2:30pm
Porridge
No Peace for the Wicked
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Peace evades the inmates of Slade Prison, and Fletcher's bid to find a little tranquillity seems destined to fail. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
3:10pm
Porridge
Happy Release
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow inmate Fletch, who is sharing a ward with him. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
3:50pm
Porridge
The Harder They Fall
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Godber takes up boxing and enters the prison championships. He is hot favourite to win until Fletcher is given the task of fixing the contest and nobbling his cell-mate. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Peter Vaughan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
4:30pm
Film Look Who's Talking (1989)
Pregnant Mollie is dumped by her boyfriend, and sets out after the baby's birth to find a surrogate father for her infant son Mikey, who comments on proceedings through a wisecracking inner monologue. Mikey is confident the cab driver who helped deliver him is the perfect man for the job - but his mother is less than convinced. Comedy, with John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and the voice of Bruce Willis

Rating: 7
6:20pm
Porridge
Just Desserts
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The disappearance of an illicit tin of pineapple chunks leaves the inmates horrified that there is a thief in their midst - and for a while, no one is above suspicion. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Rating: 8.9
7:00pm
Porridge
Heartbreak Hotel
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Godber is feeling dejected after his romantic fortunes take a turn for the worse, so Fletch tries to revive his friend's flagging spirits. However, his cunning plan has one potential drawback - it involves his own daughter. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

Rating: 8.9
7:40pm
Porridge
Disturbing the Peace
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Fletcher and the rest of Slade's inmates take advantage of the relaxed atmosphere - and of Barrowclough - with Mackay away on holiday. Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale star

Rating: 8.9
8:15pm
Porridge
No Peace for the Wicked
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Peace evades the inmates of Slade Prison, and Fletcher's bid to find a little tranquillity seems destined to fail. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Brian Wilde

Rating: 8.9
8:55pm
Porridge
Happy Release
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Blanco ends up in the prison hospital, where he fears he is about to shuffle off this mortal coil and entrusts the whereabouts of his stashed fortune to fellow inmate Fletch, who is sharing a ward with him. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason

Rating: 8.9
9:30pm
Peep Show
Seasonal Beatings
Season 7 Episode 5/6

Mark invites his parents over for Christmas lunch, and plans everything down to the last detail - but Jeremy becomes over-excited, then Dobby and Super Hans turn up uninvited. Comedy, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell

Rating: 8.7
10:05pm
Peep Show
New Year's Eve
Season 7 Episode 6/6

Mark finds himself wallowing in depression about Dobby on New Year's Eve, but Jeremy is determined that the `El Dude Brothers' are going to enjoy the night of their lives. Comedy, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
10:40pm
Peep Show
Jeremy Therapised
Season 8 Episode 1/6

A month after asking Dobby to move in with him, Mark is still waiting for Jeremy to leave and is becoming increasingly jealous of his girlfriend's visits to the permanently ill Gerrard. Jeremy decides to visit a therapist, Mark gets a job and things begin to take a positive turn - until a tragic event affects them both. Comedy starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell, with Isy Suttie and Jim Howick
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
11:15pm
Peep Show
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
Season 8 Episode 2/6

Mark feels the need to impress Dobby and gets a lucky break when his book Business Secrets of the Pharaohs is accepted by a publisher. Jeremy enrols on a life-coaching course, but things become complicated when he sleeps with his tutor. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
11:45pm
Psychoville
Psychoville 2
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Jeremy resorts to desperate measures as he continues the search for the missing library book, while a number of people have it in for Mrs Wren and only one man can save her. Comedy thriller, starring Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:25am
Psychoville
Psychoville 2
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Tealeaf and Peter Bishop join forces to solve the mystery of the locket, but as danger mounts, things do not go to plan. Mr Jelly once again takes on Mr Jolly's role, with unexpected results. Comedy thriller, starring Daniel Kaluuya
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:05am
Psychoville
Psychoville 2
Season 2 Episode 6/6

The secrets of the missing locket are finally exposed and the reality of what is at stake is revealed to those who remain. Dark comedy thriller, written by and starring Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:45am
The Thick of It
Season 3 Episode 1/8

A keen MP is appointed to the Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship in a Cabinet reshuffle, but she was so far down the food chain that spin doctor Malcolm Tucker did not have a file on her. It also turns out that she has expensive ideas and is about to face the media at a crucial by-election poster launch. Political comedy, starring Peter Capaldi, Rebecca Front and Chris Addison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
2:20am
The Thick of It
Season 3 Episode 2/8

A database containing the immigration records of more than 170,000 people is accidentally erased, and Nicola and her staff try to keep the news from Malcolm. The minister also has to get through a lunch with journalists without revealing the catastrophic scale of this latest computer disaster - especially as speculation about her future has already begun. Political comedy, starring Rebecca Front and Peter Capaldi
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
3:00am
jam
fussfussfussfussfussfussfuss
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Offbeat comedy featuring bizarre and surreal sketches. Amelia Bullmore, David Cann, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap star

Rating: 8
3:25am
Human Remains
An English Squeak
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Spoof documentary about the dysfunctional relationship between an upper-class couple, whose only common interest is their money and status. Written by and starring Rob Brydon and Julia Davis
(Subtitles)

4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Mon 27 Mar

7:00am
Cheers
Golden Boyd
Season 7 Episode 13/22

Woody turns on the charm while serving at a party for Kelly, the beautiful daughter of a wealthy Cheers executive in a bid to win her affection. American comedy, guest starring Jackie Swanson, with Woody Harrelson and Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
I Kid You Not
Season 7 Episode 14/22

Lilith and Frasier use Carla's six-year-old son as a subject on which to practise their parenting skills. Bar-room comedy, guest starring Jarrett Lennon, with Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth and Rhea Perlman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:10am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 6/11

The frantic funnyman plays tennis in slow motion, demonstrates his cooking prowess and performs his classic `hats' routine

Rating: 9.3
8:40am
My Hero
My Hero - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/6

After being saved from certain death by the world-famous Thermoman while on holiday, nurse Janet Dawkins doesn't expect to see her saviour again - until an oddball Irish hypochondriac visits her health centre. First-ever episode of the sitcom, starring Ardal O'Hanlon as the Lycra-clad superhero
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
9:20am
My Hero
Guess Who's Coming to Lunch?
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Janet urges George to behave normally when he meets her parents - but his superpowers are likely to cause problems, especially when he starts helping out with the cooking. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce, Hugh Dennis and Geraldine McNulty
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Sorry!
Bottom of the Class
Season 3 Episode 3/6

Timothy is promoted to the role of Bottom in an amateur dramatic production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Comedy, starring Ronnie Corbett

Rating: 4.1
10:40am
Porridge: Inside Out
Banged Up
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Series examining the making of the ever-popular prison sitcom, featuring contributions from cast members, writers and fans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.5
11:40am
Porridge
The Harder They Fall
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Godber takes up boxing and enters the prison championships. He is hot favourite to win until Fletcher is given the task of fixing the contest and nobbling his cell-mate. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Peter Vaughan

Rating: 8.9
12:20pm
My Family
The Book of Love
Season 5 Episode 12/13

Michael runs a booking agency for Roger's exclusive use, Susan hopes to take a step up in the literary world by attending a neighbour's book club and Ben stakes a claim on the sofa. Domestic comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
We'll Always Have Paris
Season 3 Episode 1/10

Jean and Lionel at last fulfil their dream and take a romantic trip to Paris - but it seems they are not alone. Bob Larbey's comedy about late-blossoming love, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
1:40pm
As Time Goes By
Rocky's Wedding Day
Season 3 Episode 2/10

Jean is bridesmaid at the wedding of Lionel's father, but nobody is sure who is giving the bride away. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:20pm
My Hero
My Hero - Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/6

After being saved from certain death by the world-famous Thermoman while on holiday, nurse Janet Dawkins doesn't expect to see her saviour again - until an oddball Irish hypochondriac visits her health centre. First-ever episode of the sitcom, starring Ardal O'Hanlon as the Lycra-clad superhero
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
My Hero
Guess Who's Coming to Lunch?
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Janet urges George to behave normally when he meets her parents - but his superpowers are likely to cause problems, especially when he starts helping out with the cooking. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce, Hugh Dennis and Geraldine McNulty

Rating: 7.4
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Come Back Jack Harry Teesdale
Season 11 Episode 1/8

When the Teesdales stop to give Clegg, Compo and Seymour a lift home from their caravanning holiday, Mrs T tries to fight off a feeling of discomfort as it becomes apparent the trio are determined to help park the caravan in their drive. Peter Sallis stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Kiss and Mavis Poskit
Season 11 Episode 2/8

Clegg makes himself scarce after learning Nora, Ivy and Edie want to pair him up with a timid woman who he once knew at school. Peter Sallis stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Oh Shut Up and Eat Your Choc Ice
Season 11 Episode 3/8

Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:50pm
My Family
The Book of Love
Season 5 Episode 12/13

Michael runs a booking agency for Roger's exclusive use, Susan hopes to take a step up in the literary world by attending a neighbour's book club and Ben stakes a claim on the sofa. Domestic comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
6:30pm
As Time Goes By
We'll Always Have Paris
Season 3 Episode 1/10

Jean and Lionel at last fulfil their dream and take a romantic trip to Paris - but it seems they are not alone. Bob Larbey's comedy about late-blossoming love, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
7:10pm
Fawlty Towers
The Psychiatrist
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Basil goes to great lengths to prove to Sybil that a guest has smuggled a woman into his room. Instead the hotelier keeps being caught in compromising situations with a young Australian woman, and a visiting psychiatrist finds his increasingly manic behaviour both fascinating and alarming. Classic comedy first broadcast in 1979, starring John Cleese and Prunella Scales
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Fawlty Towers
Waldorf Salad
Season 2 Episode 3/6

A loud-mouthed, abrasive American comes to stay at the hotel and soon exposes Basil's ignorance of transatlantic cuisine - particularly Waldorf salad. Classic comedy, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales and Andrew Sachs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
8:40pm
Fawlty Towers
The Kipper and the Corpse
Season 2 Episode 4/6

The hotel is plunged into chaos by the death of a guest, leading to all manner of mayhem as Basil tries to conceal the corpse from the other occupants. Classic comedy, guest starring Geoffrey Palmer, with John Cleese and Prunella Scales
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:25pm
The Royle Family
Sunday Lunch
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Nana arrives for her Sunday visit, so Jim and the family try to drag themselves away from the TV long enough to eat a hearty lunch - but the lads are still at the pub and the roast potatoes are as hard as bullets. Comedy, starring Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash, Ricky Tomlinson and Sue Johnston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
10:00pm
The Royle Family
Nana's Coming to Stay
Season 2 Episode 3/6

A quiet evening in front of the television is the cause of yet more tension in the Royle household, as Barbara and Jim argue over the programme Changing Rooms, while Denise and Dave have their first ante-natal session. Award-winning comedy, starring Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash and Ricky Tomlinson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
10:35pm
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Millennium
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Christmas special from 1999. Linda becomes obsessed with a new idol, and Tom is fed up because his career is in the doldrums. Guest starring Simon Shepherd and Melinda Messenger
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
11:20pm
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Teacher's Pet
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Tom decides to pull his finger out and set up a drama school, having been reduced to selling sushi at the local supermarket - and it seems as though his first pupil will be Linda's sister Sugar, who turns up bragging about her West End debut. Comedy, starring James Dreyfus and Kathy Burke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
12:00am
Peep Show
Big Mad Andy
Season 8 Episode 4/6

Jeremy finally agrees to leave the flat and move in with Super Hans and Mark employs a decorator to repaint the kitchen, and Jeremy helps out by giving the tradesman free life-coaching advice. Mark enrols on a business studies evening course and meets an attractive older woman. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:35am
Peep Show
Chairman Mark
Season 8 Episode 5/6

Jeremy is desperate to avoid living with Super Hans and rekindles his relationship with Mark's sister Sarah, moving in with her and her five-year-old son Joshy. In an attempt to deal with a damp patch on his bedroom wall, Mark launches a campaign to be elected chairman of Apollo House's freehold committee. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:05am
The Royle Family
Sunday Lunch
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Nana arrives for her Sunday visit, so Jim and the family try to drag themselves away from the TV long enough to eat a hearty lunch - but the lads are still at the pub and the roast potatoes are as hard as bullets. Comedy, starring Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash, Ricky Tomlinson and Sue Johnston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
1:45am
The Royle Family
Nana's Coming to Stay
Season 2 Episode 3/6

A quiet evening in front of the television is the cause of yet more tension in the Royle household, as Barbara and Jim argue over the programme Changing Rooms, while Denise and Dave have their first ante-natal session. Award-winning comedy, starring Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash and Ricky Tomlinson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
2:25am
Shooting Stars
Season 1 Episode 8/9

Another instalment of the surreal quiz show, with comedians Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer presiding over team captains Ulrika Jonsson and Mark Lamarr, who welcome Noddy Holder, Chris Rea, Samantha Womack and Richie Wermerling
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
2:55am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 1/14

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer introduce more celebrity mayhem as team captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson are joined by guests Tommy Cannon, Bobby Ball, Samantha Beckinsale and Richard E Grant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:25am
French and Saunders
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Season 3 Episode 6/7

Featuring spoof of classic musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and appearances by Kirsty MacColl and Motorhead's Lemmy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.6
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Tue 28 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:00am
Cheers
Don't Paint Your Chickens
Season 7 Episode 15/22

Rebecca attempts to impress the corporate bigwigs by promoting Norm's painting business, while Sam's sporty girlfriend leaves him exhausted. Comedy, starring Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
Hot Rocks
Season 7 Episode 17/22

Rebecca rashly accuses Sam's friend of stealing a pair of earrings and is forced to go to extreme lengths to get them back. Comedy, starring Kirstie Alley and Ted Danson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:10am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 7/11

Tommy has problems with the tax man and shares his wartime navy memories with his special guest Eric Sykes

Rating: 9.3
8:40am
My Hero
Mission Impossible
Season 1 Episode 3/6

George is surprised to find his superhero shenanigans have made him a hit with the ladies, but his happiness is cut short as Thermoman faces a difficult challenge - trying to get the food stains out of his costume before Grimsby is destroyed by a rogue Russian satellite. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Hugh Dennis

Rating: 7.4
9:20am
My Hero
Thermoman's Greatest Challenge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

George faces his greatest challenge yet when both he and his superhuman alter ego are invited to a charity fundraiser. Keen to make a good impression on Janet's parents, he hatches a cunning plan. Ardal O'Hanlon stars

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Sorry!
Spellbound
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The mobile library van breaks down en route to Tillenhurst prison, and the search for help leads Timothy into an encounter with three mysterious women in a barn. Comedy, starring Ronnie Corbett
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Come Back Jack Harry Teesdale
Season 11 Episode 1/8

When the Teesdales stop to give Clegg, Compo and Seymour a lift home from their caravanning holiday, Mrs T tries to fight off a feeling of discomfort as it becomes apparent the trio are determined to help park the caravan in their drive. Peter Sallis stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Kiss and Mavis Poskit
Season 11 Episode 2/8

Clegg makes himself scarce after learning Nora, Ivy and Edie want to pair him up with a timid woman who he once knew at school. Peter Sallis stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Oh Shut Up and Eat Your Choc Ice
Season 11 Episode 3/8

Japanese tourists spot Seymour and Clegg climbing into a bale of hay, and wonder whether it is a traditional Yorkshire custom. Michael Aldridge and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
My Family
Going Dental
Season 5 Episode 13/13

Ben finds himself overrun with partners when plans to set up in Harley Street go awry, and Susan decides to give her husband's dental conference a miss in favour of writing her novel. Comedy, guest starring Windsor Davies, with Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
1:20pm
As Time Goes By
Living Together, But Where?
Season 3 Episode 3/10

Middle-aged romantics Jean and Lionel finally decide to move in together, but fall out over incidental details - such as whose house they are going to live in. Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:00pm
As Time Goes By
Covering Up
Season 3 Episode 4/10

Jean falls out with Lionel, but tries to pretend everything is fine when her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen pay a visit. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:40pm
My Hero
Mission Impossible
Season 1 Episode 3/6

George is surprised to find his superhero shenanigans have made him a hit with the ladies, but his happiness is cut short as Thermoman faces a difficult challenge - trying to get the food stains out of his costume before Grimsby is destroyed by a rogue Russian satellite. Comedy, starring Ardal O'Hanlon, Emily Joyce and Hugh Dennis

Rating: 7.4
3:20pm
My Hero
Thermoman's Greatest Challenge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

George faces his greatest challenge yet when both he and his superhuman alter ego are invited to a charity fundraiser. Keen to make a good impression on Janet's parents, he hatches a cunning plan. Ardal O'Hanlon stars

Rating: 7.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Who's That Bloke with Nora Batty Then?
Season 11 Episode 4/8

Nora Batty is seen without her wrinkled stockings on, fuelling rumours that Compo might have a rival for her affections. When, she is later observed in the pub with another man, local tongues start wagging in earnest. Rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Kathy Staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Happy Anniversary, Gough and Jessie
Season 11 Episode 5/8

Clegg and his friends try to draw Gough away from his wife of 50 years for a bit of fun. Rural comedy, with Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Michael Aldridge and Cardew Robinson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Getting Barry Higher in the World
Season 11 Episode 6/8

A child's kite inspires Seymour to create his own giant version, and he tries to demonstrate to those around him how simple it is to make one. Michael Aldridge and Mike Grady star in Roy Clarke's long-running comedy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
My Family
Going Dental
Season 5 Episode 13/13

Ben finds himself overrun with partners when plans to set up in Harley Street go awry, and Susan decides to give her husband's dental conference a miss in favour of writing her novel. Comedy, guest starring Windsor Davies, with Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
6:40pm
As Time Goes By
Living Together, But Where?
Season 3 Episode 3/10

Middle-aged romantics Jean and Lionel finally decide to move in together, but fall out over incidental details - such as whose house they are going to live in. Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
7:20pm
As Time Goes By
Covering Up
Season 3 Episode 4/10

Jean falls out with Lionel, but tries to pretend everything is fine when her sister-in-law Penny and husband Stephen pay a visit. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
8:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Miracle of Peckham
Season 5 Episode 2/7

A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a money-making scheme to help a hospice under threat of closure. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
8:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Longest Night
Season 5 Episode 3/7

For once, Del-Boy is an innocent victim when a routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Vas Blackwood
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Tea for Three
Season 5 Episode 4/7

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same girl - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:00pm
Fawlty Towers
The Anniversary
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Mischievous Basil pretends he has forgotten about his 15th wedding anniversary - but Sybil responds by walking out on him. With friends due to arrive for a celebratory party, the harassed hotelier is forced to take desperate steps to convince them all is well on the marital front. Guest starring Una Stubbs and Ken Campbell
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:40pm
Fawlty Towers
Basil the Rat
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Manuel's pet rat escapes just as a health inspector is about to pay a fact-finding visit, sending Basil on a mad dash to track it down before disaster ensues. Madcap comedy, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales and Andrew Sachs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:25pm
The Trip
The Trip to Italy: Da Giovanni, San Fruttuoso
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Rob and Steve go on a boat trip, stopping off at the poet Shelley's house for a photo before continuing their journey and arriving at another restaurant. Rob goes for a walk on the beach with the woman running the excursion and asks how she ended up working on a boat in Italy, and confesses he is missing his young daughter. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
12:05am
Peep Show
Quantocking II
Season 8 Episode 6/6

Dobby is offered a job in New York by ex-boyfriend Simon, but is uncertain whether to accept it. She suggests to Mark they should go for a weekend break in the country, while Jeremy decides it is time to get a few things off his chest. Comedy, starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:35am
Peep Show
Warring Factions
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First-ever episode of the comedy starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell as misfits who have an unhealthy dependence on each other. Mark sets himself the task of sleeping with his next door neighbour Toni, basing his seduction technique on the Battle of Stalingrad and plotting to humiliate his flatmate Jeremy in the process
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:05am
Fawlty Towers
The Anniversary
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Mischievous Basil pretends he has forgotten about his 15th wedding anniversary - but Sybil responds by walking out on him. With friends due to arrive for a celebratory party, the harassed hotelier is forced to take desperate steps to convince them all is well on the marital front. Guest starring Una Stubbs and Ken Campbell
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:45am
Fawlty Towers
Basil the Rat
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Manuel's pet rat escapes just as a health inspector is about to pay a fact-finding visit, sending Basil on a mad dash to track it down before disaster ensues. Madcap comedy, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales and Andrew Sachs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:25am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 2/14

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer introduce the madcap celebrity game show. Team captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson are joined by guests Robbie Williams, Dermot Morgan, Alice Beer and Gordon Burns
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:00am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 4/14

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the wacky quiz, with guests Eric Bristow, Sara Cox, Stephen Fry and `Gladiator' Wolf
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:30am
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First episode of the surreal sketch show with the inimitable Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3

Wed 29 Mar

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3
7:00am
Cheers
What's Up Doc?
Season 7 Episode 18/22

Sam fakes impotence in the hope it will help him get close to a therapist he meets through Frasier. Comedy, guest starring Madolyn Smith-Osborne, with Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
The Gift of the Woody
Season 7 Episode 19/22

Woody's well-meant but modest birthday present fails to impress his wealthy girlfriend, while Rebecca decides a new look will improve her career prospects. Woody Harrelson stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:10am
The Best of Tommy Cooper
Season 1 Episode 8/11

Comedy highlights, courtesy of the frantic funnyman with the fez, featuring his unique style of magical illusion

Rating: 9.3
8:40am
My Hero
Old Man Riverdance
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Fearing his son's romance may interfere with his world-saving commitments, Thermoman's dad implements a cunning plan which he hopes will cause a rift between the part-time superhero and his lover. Ardal O'Hanlon and Emily Joyce star

Rating: 7.4
9:20am
My Hero
The Party's Over
Season 1 Episode 6/6

George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet, but faces a tough problem - he doesn't know how to go about it, or even what one is. Ardal O'Hanlon and Emily Joyce star

Rating: 7.4
10:00am
Sorry!
It Never Rained in Those Days
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Mother's demands make life miserable for the family on her birthday. Comedy, starring Ronnie Corbett and Barbara Lott
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Who's That Bloke with Nora Batty Then?
Season 11 Episode 4/8

Nora Batty is seen without her wrinkled stockings on, fuelling rumours that Compo might have a rival for her affections. When, she is later observed in the pub with another man, local tongues start wagging in earnest. Rural comedy, starring Bill Owen and Kathy Staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Happy Anniversary, Gough and Jessie
Season 11 Episode 5/8

Clegg and his friends try to draw Gough away from his wife of 50 years for a bit of fun. Rural comedy, with Peter Sallis, Bill Owen, Michael Aldridge and Cardew Robinson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Getting Barry Higher in the World
Season 11 Episode 6/8

A child's kite inspires Seymour to create his own giant version, and he tries to demonstrate to those around him how simple it is to make one. Michael Aldridge and Mike Grady star in Roy Clarke's long-running comedy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
My Family
Bliss for Idiots
Season 6 Episode 1/7

Ben decides to join a secret men's club to increase his social standing, but soon realises it is not quite what he had in mind. Susan becomes obsessed with lifestyle guru Dr Buck and begs him to attend her book club. Comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
1:20pm
As Time Goes By
Moving In
Season 3 Episode 5/10

Lionel moves in with Jean, but each has trouble letting go of their independence. Comedy, starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:00pm
As Time Goes By
Branching Out
Season 3 Episode 6/10

Jean opens another secretarial agency, but needs someone to run it. Work for Lionel seems to have dried up, giving her cause for concern. Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.3
2:40pm
My Hero
Old Man Riverdance
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Fearing his son's romance may interfere with his world-saving commitments, Thermoman's dad implements a cunning plan which he hopes will cause a rift between the part-time superhero and his lover. Ardal O'Hanlon and Emily Joyce star

Rating: 7.4
3:20pm
My Hero
The Party's Over
Season 1 Episode 6/6

George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet, but faces a tough problem - he doesn't know how to go about it, or even what one is. Ardal O'Hanlon and Emily Joyce star

Rating: 7.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Three Men and a Mangle
Season 11 Episode 7/8

Nora Batty invites Compo up to her bedroom, but it proves to be an entirely innocent invitation as she merely wishes him to remove a mangle and deliver it to a friend. However, the nature of the item creates all sorts of problems. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen and Kathy Staff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Return of the Warrior
Season 12 Episode 1/11

Seymour departs for a new teaching job, leaving Clegg and Compo at a loose end now he is no longer around to drag them into his eccentric schemes. However, they do not realise an old friend is about to return to the village. Comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Come in Sunray Major
Season 12 Episode 2/11

Foggy makes an ill-advised attempt to establish long-distance communication with Compo and Clegg by investing in some walkie-talkies. However, it doesn't take long for one of the units to fall foul of a tractor. Long-running rural comedy, with Brian Wilde, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
My Family
Bliss for Idiots
Season 6 Episode 1/7

Ben decides to join a secret men's club to increase his social standing, but soon realises it is not quite what he had in mind. Susan becomes obsessed with lifestyle guru Dr Buck and begs him to attend her book club. Comedy, starring Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5
6:40pm
As Time Goes By
Moving In
Season 3 Episode 5/10

Lionel moves in with Jean, but each has trouble letting go of their independence. Comedy, starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench

Rating: 3.3
7:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Tea for Three
Season 5 Episode 4/7

Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same girl - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Boomers
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Joyce and Alan have financial concerns and consider downsizing, but - hoping to keep it quiet for the time being - they don't count on their friends being there when the estate agent arrives to look round. Maureen has finally decided to move elderly mum Joan into a residential home, while the men convince John that his sister-in-law's over-friendly behaviour is actually a form of sexual harassment and, having put up with it for 40 years, he decides it's time he finally spoke up. Comedy, starring Alison Steadman, Philip Jackson, Russ Abbot and June Whitfield
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
8:40pm
Boomers
Season 1 Episode 6/6

They say age is but a number, and every year Joyce, Alan and the gang like to remind themselves of that by attending a 1960s-themed weekend at a seaside resort, and partying their evenings away. However, this time, Alan's in their bad books, having messed up the booking, leaving them with only two rooms between the six of them. Meanwhile, John is determined to prove he's not old and starts by taking on the climbing wall, and Carol bumps into an old friend, which could spell trouble for her relationship with Trevor. Comedy, starring Alison Steadman, Philip Jackson, Russ Abbot and Paula Wilcox
(Audio Described)

Rating: 6.5
9:20pm
One Foot in the Grave
We Have Put Her Living in the Tomb
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Victor and Margaret agree to pet-sit a tortoise for a friend who ought to know better, and an anniversary outing to the theatre ends in disaster. Richard Wilson and Annette Crosbie star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy of the Groom
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Dermot's pre-marriage nerves get the better of him and he locks himself away in a cupboard, so it is up to Agnes, Father Quinn and best man Buster to try to calm him down. Meanwhile, Rory's secret is revealed to his mother. Bawdy comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll and Paddy Houlihan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:40pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy's Miracle
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Newlyweds Dermot and Maria argue over whether they should buy their own home. Meanwhile, Grandad hopes to witness his own funeral, but Mrs Brown's plans go awry when she mistakes two Mormons - who have been stealing Father Quinn's parishioners - for the men who are supposed to be delivering the coffin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:20pm
The Trip
The Trip to Italy: La Suvera, Pievescola
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Steve and Rob visit Viareggio in Tuscany, where the poet Shelley's body was washed ashore after he drowned, and have lunch at Trattoria Albana in Mazzolla. Later, Rob gets a phone call from his agent about a potential part in a film. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
12:00am
Peep Show
The Interview
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Mark tries to flirt with Sophie but worries she may think he is a Nazi, while Jeremy realises his music career is going nowhere fast and reluctantly applies for an office job. Comedy, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:35am
Peep Show
On the Pull
Season 1 Episode 3/6

The duo decide a night on the town is in order and find themselves getting acquainted with a teenage goth at Lazerbowl. Jeremy perseveres with Toni, despite her love for Peter Gabriel, and Mark discovers a melon has more merits than a bowling ball
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:05am
Getting On
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Kim's hopes of a quiet night shift are dashed by an emergency admission and an unexpected appearance by an emotional Den. Meanwhile, Dr Moore's dinner plans are spoiled when she too finds herself back on the ward. Comedy drama, starring Jo Brand and Vicki Pepperdine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
1:45am
Getting On
Season 2 Episode 4/6

The Icing the Cake initiative gains popularity, but not with the results intended, and Pippa has lunch with Peter. Meanwhile, Den and Hilary try to deal with a difficult matter, and Kim embarks on a vendetta. Comedy drama, starring Ricky Grover, Vicki Pepperdine, and Peter Capaldi
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
2:20am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 6/14

Gabrielle, Darcus Howe, Rose-Marie and Richard Whiteley join team captains Ulrika Jonsson and Mark Lamarr. Chaired by madcap duo Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
2:55am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 5/14

A special ladies' night of the zany quiz, with Phillippa Forrester, Sarah Greene, Joanna Guest and Lynne Perrie joining the usual team captains Ulrika Jonsson and Mark Lamarr. Hosted by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:30am
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Vic and Bob introduce the new Moods album by Mulligan and O'Hare, while Otis and Marvin solve more problems
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 3