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Wed 25 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:35am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Somewhere In The Sun
Season 1 Episode 4/7

Peter finds booking a holiday far more complicated than it should be

Rating: 1
8:00am
Waiting for God
Diana's Diet
Season 5 Episode 4/8

Geoffrey persuades Diana to see a doctor about her foot, but his suggestion of adopting a new diet doesn't go down well
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
8:40am
Goodnight Sweetheart
Fools Rush In
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Gary ditches his sweatshirt and trainers to get himself suited and booted for a date with Phoebe. Comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Dervla Kirwan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Once in a Moonlit Junkyard
Season 16 Episode 5/9

Compo spots a sinister looking motorcyclist, and after recovering from the fright eventually concludes it could be one of his old girlfriends. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Space Ace
Season 16 Episode 6/9

Alcohol threatens to prevent Yorkshire's first trainee astronaut from doing his job, so Foggy prepares to step into his boots. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Most Powerful Eyeballs in West Yorkshire
Season 16 Episode 7/9

After seeing Howard fail in his attempts at hypnotising Pearl, Foggy becomes convinced he's a master at the art. However, his attempts to practise on strangers backfire in spectacular fashion. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
You Rang, M'Lord?
Royal Flush
Season 2 Episode 7/7

The household prepares for a visit by Noel Coward and the King and Queen of Dalmatia but Mrs Lipton is upset to find that she will not be doing the catering. Starring Paul Shane, Jeffrey Holland and Su Pollard

Rating: 5.5
12:20pm
The Green Green Grass
The Lonely Herdsman
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Old Folks' Party
Season 7 Episode 6/7

Jean models a party for the residents of an old people's home after the example set by Lionel's visiting father - but he is not the paragon of old age he pretends to be. Bittersweet comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:40pm
Waiting for God
Diana's Diet
Season 5 Episode 4/8

Geoffrey persuades Diana to see a doctor about her foot, but his suggestion of adopting a new diet doesn't go down well
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Hole in One
Season 4 Episode 3/8

Uncle Albert has a nasty fall into the cellar at the Nag's Head, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by wheeler-dealer Del-Boy. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Once in a Moonlit Junkyard
Season 16 Episode 5/9

Compo spots a sinister looking motorcyclist, and after recovering from the fright eventually concludes it could be one of his old girlfriends. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Space Ace
Season 16 Episode 6/9

Alcohol threatens to prevent Yorkshire's first trainee astronaut from doing his job, so Foggy prepares to step into his boots. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Most Powerful Eyeballs in West Yorkshire
Season 16 Episode 7/9

After seeing Howard fail in his attempts at hypnotising Pearl, Foggy becomes convinced he's a master at the art. However, his attempts to practise on strangers backfire in spectacular fashion. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Old Folks' Party
Season 7 Episode 6/7

Jean models a party for the residents of an old people's home after the example set by Lionel's visiting father - but he is not the paragon of old age he pretends to be. Bittersweet comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
5:40pm
The Green Green Grass
The Lonely Herdsman
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Boycie and Tyler are united in their distaste when Marlene demands that the family pays a visit to her mother in Bournemouth. Elgin, Jed, and Mrs Cakeworthy take desperate measures when Bryan begins to mope as the anniversary of his fourth engagement to Myrtle draws ever closer. Guest starring June Whitfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20pm
Dad's Army
Keep Young and Beautiful
Season 5 Episode 2/13

The older members of the platoon are threatened with being made air-raid wardens, so they take drastic action in a bid to appear younger - with Mainwaring even wearing a toupee. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Rating: 9.3
7:00pm
You Rang, M'Lord?
Royal Flush
Season 2 Episode 7/7

The household prepares for a visit by Noel Coward and the King and Queen of Dalmatia but Mrs Lipton is upset to find that she will not be doing the catering. Starring Paul Shane, Jeffrey Holland and Su Pollard

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dad's Army
A Soldier's Farewell
Season 5 Episode 3/13

A night at the cinema with the rest of the platoon and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Rating: 9.3
8:45pm
Only Fools and Horses
It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
Season 4 Episode 4/8

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:20pm
Citizen Khan
Farley Manor
Season 4 Episode 1/7

The family decides to have a family day out at Farley Manor, which is putting on a display of Indian treasures collected during the British Raj. Mr Khan's efforts to impress the council committee are put on hold while he minds Naani round the old manor. Khan becomes much keener on all things ancient and Indian after meeting Lord Anstruther (guest star Peter Bowles), but his hopes of hob-nobbing with the aristocracy are jeopardised by Naani's sticky fingers. Comedy, with Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Krupa Pattani and Bhavna Limbachia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
10:00pm
Citizen Khan
Family Photo
Season 4 Episode 2/7

Mr Khan wants to enrol baby Mohammad at a good school and tries to take the inside track by becoming a school crossing patrol officer. However, he soon finds the training regime and selection process tougher than he was expecting. Meanwhile, Naani's plan for a professional family photograph is scuppered when Alia seeks to use the studio session to get photos for her fashion website. Comedy, starring Adil Ray, Adlyn Ross and Bhavna Limbachia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
10:40pm
Live at the Apollo
Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson
Season 10 Episode 6/6

Danny Bhoy hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, warming up the audience before introducing routines by actor-comedian Miles Jupp and happy-go-lucky chancer Lee Nelson, aka Simon Brodkin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:40pm
Come Fly with Me
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Immigration officer Ian Foot pulls Taaj in for questioning as part of a random security check, Fearghal takes desperate measures to be nominated for Steward of the Year, and Tommy Reid applies for pilot training. Meanwhile, Helen's last day on the FlyLo desks arrives, and Melody and Keeley prepare to find out who is receiving a promotion. Spoof airport documentary, guest starring Anna Friel and Germaine Greer as themselves
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
12:20am
Citizen Khan
Farley Manor
Season 4 Episode 1/7

The family decides to have a family day out at Farley Manor, which is putting on a display of Indian treasures collected during the British Raj. Mr Khan's efforts to impress the council committee are put on hold while he minds Naani round the old manor. Khan becomes much keener on all things ancient and Indian after meeting Lord Anstruther (guest star Peter Bowles), but his hopes of hob-nobbing with the aristocracy are jeopardised by Naani's sticky fingers. Comedy, with Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Krupa Pattani and Bhavna Limbachia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
1:00am
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Vic is joined by a man who slithers to the sound of Morse code and another chap who flatters Brie. Plus, there's an appearance from Mr Dennis, a dour confectioner. Featuring Bob Mortimer

Rating: 8.7
1:35am
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Vic finds uses for unwanted bark, gets into a confrontation with a rebel and meets Mr Popkins and his doughnuts

Rating: 8.7
2:05am
Live at the Apollo
Danny Bhoy, Miles Jupp and Lee Nelson
Season 10 Episode 6/6

Danny Bhoy hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, warming up the audience before introducing routines by actor-comedian Miles Jupp and happy-go-lucky chancer Lee Nelson, aka Simon Brodkin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
2:55am
Come Fly with Me
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Immigration officer Ian Foot pulls Taaj in for questioning as part of a random security check, Fearghal takes desperate measures to be nominated for Steward of the Year, and Tommy Reid applies for pilot training. Meanwhile, Helen's last day on the FlyLo desks arrives, and Melody and Keeley prepare to find out who is receiving a promotion. Spoof airport documentary, guest starring Anna Friel and Germaine Greer as themselves
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1

Thu 26 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:35am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
See You in Court
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Peter jeopardises his marriage by bringing his drunk boss home from an office party

Rating: 1
8:00am
Waiting for God
Trouble with Men
Season 5 Episode 5/8

A marriage proposal leads to Diana being loaded into an ambulance, and Harvey becomes set on the idea of becoming a priest. Comedy, starring Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
8:40am
Goodnight Sweetheart
Is Your Journey Really Necessary?
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Gary spends the night in 1940 when he returns to warn Phoebe and Eric of an impending air raid, but is unsure how to explain his `trip' to Yvonne. Time-travelling comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Dewhirsts of Ogleby Hall
Season 16 Episode 8/9

Foggy makes a shocking discovery when he learns he may be a member of the aristocracy. Meanwhile, Compo concludes that wearing a hat is his ticket to winning Nora Batty's heart. Brian Wilde and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Sweet Smell of Excess
Season 16 Episode 9/9

Compo decides to build a home-made trampoline following a trip to the seaside. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Leaving Home Forever, or 'till Teatime
Season 17 Episode 1/12

Howard has had enough of Pearl and decides to leave home for ever. However, he soon finds he misses her, so the trio try to reunite the couple. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Brian Wilde, with Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
You Rang, M'Lord?
Please Help the Orphans
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Alf stumbles across a money-making scheme and Sir Ralph begins to suspect his wife is having another affair. Starring Paul Shane and Jeffrey Holland

Rating: 5.5
12:20pm
The Green Green Grass
If You Go Down to the Woods
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Marlene is distraught when Tyler and Earl the dog go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but hunting through the haunted woods at night proves a less than pleasant experience for the would-be rescuers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Proposal
Season 7 Episode 7/7

Sandy falls out with her boyfriend, and Alistair tries to woo the elusive Judith, giving Jean the perfect chance to leap in with her infallible romantic advice - while the more sceptical Lionel stays well out of the way
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:40pm
Waiting for God
Trouble with Men
Season 5 Episode 5/8

A marriage proposal leads to Diana being loaded into an ambulance, and Harvey becomes set on the idea of becoming a priest. Comedy, starring Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
Season 4 Episode 4/8

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Dewhirsts of Ogleby Hall
Season 16 Episode 8/9

Foggy makes a shocking discovery when he learns he may be a member of the aristocracy. Meanwhile, Compo concludes that wearing a hat is his ticket to winning Nora Batty's heart. Brian Wilde and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Sweet Smell of Excess
Season 16 Episode 9/9

Compo decides to build a home-made trampoline following a trip to the seaside. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Leaving Home Forever, or 'till Teatime
Season 17 Episode 1/12

Howard has had enough of Pearl and decides to leave home for ever. However, he soon finds he misses her, so the trio try to reunite the couple. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Brian Wilde, with Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Proposal
Season 7 Episode 7/7

Sandy falls out with her boyfriend, and Alistair tries to woo the elusive Judith, giving Jean the perfect chance to leap in with her infallible romantic advice - while the more sceptical Lionel stays well out of the way
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
5:40pm
The Green Green Grass
If You Go Down to the Woods
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Marlene is distraught when Tyler and Earl the dog go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but hunting through the haunted woods at night proves a less than pleasant experience for the would-be rescuers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20pm
Dad's Army
A Soldier's Farewell
Season 5 Episode 3/13

A night at the cinema with the rest of the platoon and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo. Comedy first broadcast in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Rating: 9.3
7:00pm
You Rang, M'Lord?
Please Help the Orphans
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Alf stumbles across a money-making scheme and Sir Ralph begins to suspect his wife is having another affair. Starring Paul Shane and Jeffrey Holland

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dad's Army
Getting the Bird
Season 5 Episode 4/13

Jones buys a load of black-market pigeons from wheeler-dealer Walker - but is horrified to discover the unfortunate birds were taken from Trafalgar Square. Classic comedy, starring Clive Dunn and James Beck. First broadcast in October 1972

Rating: 9.3
8:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Season 4 Episode 5/8

The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, and happily tuck into the fresh meat lovingly provided for their charge, scarcely suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:20pm
Harry Enfield and Chums
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Comedy sketches, with Harry as Il Postino Pat, and Dawn French as his beloved Signora Goggins. Also featuring the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager
(Audio Described)

Rating: 7
10:00pm
Harry Enfield and Chums
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Kevin and Perry, Tim Nice-But-Dim and the Self Righteous Brothers
(Audio Described)

Rating: 7
10:40pm
Two Doors Down
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Eric's wish for some peace and quiet looks less and less likely as his birthday nears. Beth's gift brings embarrassment to the Bairds when an old family photo is dragged out of the loft, exposing the birthday boy in all his glory. Cathy and Colin pop in to say farewell ahead of their sailing trip, while Christine and Sophie turn up in their best mourning clothes after being at a funeral, full of chat about the buffet on offer. Suburban sitcom, starring Alex Norton, Arabella Weir, Doon Mackichan, Jonathan Watson, Elaine C Smith and Sharon Rooney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
11:20pm
Live at the Apollo
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Jo Brand
Season 1 Episode 3/6

The deadpan host presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and makeover specialists Trinny and Susannah
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
12:20am
Monty Python: Before the Flying Circus
Documentary revealing how six men became Monty Python, sketch comedy's inspired group of lunatics who turned such unlikely sources of inspiration as spam, dead parrots and the Inquisition into enduring punch lines. Featuring interviews with members of the troupe, as well as home movies, photos and rare recordings from their early years
(Subtitles)

1:40am
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Season 2 Episode 1/9

Vic and Bob are joined by Morrissey the consumer monkey, renowned fop-hater Graham Lister and Sir Lloyd Crisp, the disappearing hazelnut man

Rating: 8.7
2:10am
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Season 2 Episode 2/9

Vic presents an array of acts on Novelty Island and the Man with the Stick is on hand to offer another pearl of wisdom. Surreal comedy show that launched the careers of Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer during the 1990s, featuring a variety of catchphrases and bizarre characters

Rating: 8.7
2:40am
Two Doors Down
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Eric's wish for some peace and quiet looks less and less likely as his birthday nears. Beth's gift brings embarrassment to the Bairds when an old family photo is dragged out of the loft, exposing the birthday boy in all his glory. Cathy and Colin pop in to say farewell ahead of their sailing trip, while Christine and Sophie turn up in their best mourning clothes after being at a funeral, full of chat about the buffet on offer. Suburban sitcom, starring Alex Norton, Arabella Weir, Doon Mackichan, Jonathan Watson, Elaine C Smith and Sharon Rooney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6
3:10am
Live at the Apollo
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Jo Brand
Season 1 Episode 3/6

The deadpan host presents more comedy from the London theatre, recounting a traumatic experience at Disneyland before introducing a performance by Jo Brand, who vents her wrath on Big Brother and makeover specialists Trinny and Susannah
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
3:25am
Citizen Khan
Farley Manor
Season 4 Episode 1/7

The family decides to have a family day out at Farley Manor, which is putting on a display of Indian treasures collected during the British Raj. Mr Khan's efforts to impress the council committee are put on hold while he minds Naani round the old manor. Khan becomes much keener on all things ancient and Indian after meeting Lord Anstruther (guest star Peter Bowles), but his hopes of hob-nobbing with the aristocracy are jeopardised by Naani's sticky fingers. Comedy, with Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Krupa Pattani and Bhavna Limbachia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1

Fri 27 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:30am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
The Gasman Cometh
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Peter receives an unexpected visit from workmen sent to install new central heating that he has not asked for and does not want

Rating: 1
8:00am
Waiting for God
Harvey the Priest
Season 5 Episode 6/8

Tom sets out to prove himself by learning to drive and Harvey again applies for membership of the golf club, masquerading as a clergyman. Sitcom set in the Bayview Retirement Village, starring Stephanie Cole and Graham Crowden
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
8:40am
Goodnight Sweetheart
The More I See You
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Ron prints Gary's identity papers on the condition that he can visit 1940, and Phoebe finds herself homeless. Time-travelling comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Dervla Kirwan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Bicycle Bonanza
Season 17 Episode 2/12

Foggy decides to go trekking across the moors, but his adventure coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Glamour of the Uniform
Season 17 Episode 3/12

Howard is forced to take drastic measures, threatening wife Pearl that he will leave home to join the French Foreign Legion. Long-running comedy, starring Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The First Human Being to Ride a Hill
Season 17 Episode 4/12

Pearl confiscates Howard's bicycle, so Foggy suggests he gets another one that can easily be hidden by means of camouflage. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe and Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
You Rang, M'Lord?
Current Affairs
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Alf continues to supply the Sunshine Pantry with Mrs Lipton's cakes and Myrtle visits the house posing as Mrs Stokes

Rating: 5.5
12:20pm
The Green Green Grass
Sweet Sorrow
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Marlene eagerly anticipates Tyler's A-level results, dreaming of a long and distinguished academic future for her son. He is not as enamoured with the idea as she is, until Elgin, Jed, Bryan and Mrs Cakeworthy inadvertently paint a picture of the life he could have had. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
A Very Personal Problem
Season 8 Episode 1/6

Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle. Comedy, with Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:40pm
Dad's Army
The Desperate Drive of Corporal Jones
Season 5 Episode 5/13

Captain Mainwaring camps the platoon in a deserted barn, unaware it is inside the target range of an artillery exercise. Only Corporal Jones knows the danger, leading to a desperate race to raise the alarm in time. Clive Dunn, Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier star in an episode first shown in November 1972

Rating: 9.3
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Season 4 Episode 5/8

The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, and happily tuck into the fresh meat lovingly provided for their charge, scarcely suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Bicycle Bonanza
Season 17 Episode 2/12

Foggy decides to go trekking across the moors, but his adventure coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer of grocery delivery bicycles. Comedy, starring Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Glamour of the Uniform
Season 17 Episode 3/12

Howard is forced to take drastic measures, threatening wife Pearl that he will leave home to join the French Foreign Legion. Long-running comedy, starring Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The First Human Being to Ride a Hill
Season 17 Episode 4/12

Pearl confiscates Howard's bicycle, so Foggy suggests he gets another one that can easily be hidden by means of camouflage. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe and Brian Wilde
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
As Time Goes By
A Very Personal Problem
Season 8 Episode 1/6

Jean calls on Alistair's help to do a spot of match-making and Lionel finds himself in the middle of a muddle. Comedy, with Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
5:40pm
The Green Green Grass
Sweet Sorrow
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Marlene eagerly anticipates Tyler's A-level results, dreaming of a long and distinguished academic future for her son. He is not as enamoured with the idea as she is, until Elgin, Jed, Bryan and Mrs Cakeworthy inadvertently paint a picture of the life he could have had. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20pm
Dad's Army
Getting the Bird
Season 5 Episode 4/13

Jones buys a load of black-market pigeons from wheeler-dealer Walker - but is horrified to discover the unfortunate birds were taken from Trafalgar Square. Classic comedy, starring Clive Dunn and James Beck. First broadcast in October 1972

Rating: 9.3
7:00pm
You Rang, M'Lord?
Current Affairs
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Alf continues to supply the Sunshine Pantry with Mrs Lipton's cakes and Myrtle visits the house posing as Mrs Stokes

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dad's Army
The Desperate Drive of Corporal Jones
Season 5 Episode 5/13

Captain Mainwaring camps the platoon in a deserted barn, unaware it is inside the target range of an artillery exercise. Only Corporal Jones knows the danger, leading to a desperate race to raise the alarm in time. Clive Dunn, Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier star in an episode first shown in November 1972

Rating: 9.3
8:40pm
The Vicar of Dibley
Celebrity Vicar
Season 2 Episode 3/4

Geraldine rockets to stardom following an appearance on Terry Wogan's radio show, but finds fame something of a bugbear. Meanwhile, the Dibley Gala organisers prepare for a knockout performance. Guest starring former ballerina Darcey Bussell, with Dawn French and Gary Waldhorn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
9:20pm
Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas
A festive special from 2009 that attempts to cram an entire night's Christmas viewing into 60 minutes. Highlights include the Midlife Olympics 2009, popular costume drama Lark Pies to Cranchesterford and the adventures of soap star Bo Beaumont, played by Victoria's long-time collaborator Julie Walters. Others joining in the fun are Delia Smith, Jayne Torvill, Christopher Dean, Reece Shearsmith and Anton Du Beke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:45pm
dinnerladies
Minnellium
Season 2 Episode 7/10

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.1
11:30pm
dinnerladies
Christine
Season 2 Episode 8/10

Petula's bizarre lifestyle finally catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff commits a terrible faux pas when she makes the tea. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Thelma Barlow and Julie Walters
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.1
12:05am
Smack the Pony
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Offbeat comedy sketch show, featuring the talents of Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.2
12:40am
Smack the Pony
Season 2 Episode 1/7

An episode of the sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips, which originally ran from 1999 to 2003 and took an off-kilter look at modern life from a female perspective. In addition to showcasing the talents of its three main stars, the series also featured regular appearances by Coupling's Sarah Alexander and Green Wing actor Darren Boyd
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.2
1:15am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Once Upon a Beginning
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Comedy horror spoof, in which Dr Liz Asher receives a dire warning from a psychic cat about a dark force operating in Romford. When a patient mysteriously dies, she teams up with fellow medic Rick Dagless to battle the forces of evil
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
1:50am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Hell Hath Fury
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The hospital chef is attacked with a ladle and everyone assumes there is an unknown assailant on the loose, but their theories leave no room for the strange occurrences elsewhere in the building. Tongue-in-cheek drama, starring Matthew Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:15am
Monty Python: Live at Aspen
Reunion show from 1998 featuring surviving Pythons John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin, and an urn allegedly containing the ashes of Graham Chapman. The Pythons look back at their work, discuss the effect their work has had on subsequent comedy shows and receive an American Film Industry award. Hosted by Robert Klein and featuring a cameo appearance by Eddie Izzard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1

Sat 28 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:10am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Somewhere In The Sun
Season 1 Episode 4/7

Peter finds booking a holiday far more complicated than it should be

Rating: 1
7:40am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
See You in Court
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Peter jeopardises his marriage by bringing his drunk boss home from an office party

Rating: 1
8:05am
The Two Ronnies
Season 10 Episode 1/6

With guests Leslie Ash and Elaine Paige, and sketches including Coy George, Don't Quote Me, Roadsweepers, Raiders of the Last Auk and Bushman's Holiday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
The Two Ronnies
Season 10 Episode 5/6

Vintage comedy from Messrs Barker and Corbett, with a musical performance by Stephanie Lawrence
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:55am
The Interviews
Les Dawson: The Interviews: Les Dawson
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Profile of Les Dawson, who was famed for his deadpan, world-weary comedy style and plentiful jokes about his wife and mother-in-law, illustrated by his numerous appearances on TV chat shows. Narrated by Dawn French
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:55am
Only Fools and Horses
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
Season 7 Episode 5/10

Uncle Albert falls victim to muggers, so Del-Boy resolves to take the law into his own hands, while Rodney becomes a director in Trotters Independent Traders - and his first job is to give the car a good clean. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:55am
dinnerladies
Minnellium
Season 2 Episode 7/10

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner at the Old Brewery and it is a race against time to get things organised. Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

Rating: 2.1
12:40pm
dinnerladies
Christine
Season 2 Episode 8/10

Petula's bizarre lifestyle finally catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff commits a terrible faux pas when she makes the tea. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Thelma Barlow and Julie Walters

Rating: 2.1
1:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Jolly Boys' Outing
Season 6 Episode 7/8

The Trotters go on a lads' day out to Margate with their mates, but things do not go as expected when their bus blows up, leaving them stranded overnight in the seaside town. Finding a room in the hotel from hell, the brothers are only too happy to go out and sample the local nightlife - and that's when Del-Boy gets a blast from the past. Feature-length Christmas special from 1989, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:10pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Frog's Legacy
Season 5 Episode 9/10

The Trotter brothers are guests at a wedding, where they are intrigued to hear their dear departed mother inherited the ill-gotten gains of an East End bank robber - but nobody has ever found the loot. Christmas special of the long-running comedy, originally shown in 1987, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield, with a guest appearance by Joan Sims
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
Season 7 Episode 5/10

Uncle Albert falls victim to muggers, so Del-Boy resolves to take the law into his own hands, while Rodney becomes a director in Trotters Independent Traders - and his first job is to give the car a good clean. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
No Greater Love
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Jolly Boys' Outing
Season 6 Episode 7/8

The Trotters go on a lads' day out to Margate with their mates, but things do not go as expected when their bus blows up, leaving them stranded overnight in the seaside town. Finding a room in the hotel from hell, the brothers are only too happy to go out and sample the local nightlife - and that's when Del-Boy gets a blast from the past. Feature-length Christmas special from 1989, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
8:10pm
Citizen Khan
Alia's College
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Return of the comedy about a self-appointed community leader in Sparkhill, Birmingham. Mrs Khan lays down the law when Alia fails her exams, telling her husband to sign up their daughter at the Muslim Academy. But when he finds out how much it costs, he decides there's a better option. Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Maya Sondhi and Bhavna Limbachia star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
8:50pm
Citizen Khan
Naani's Day Out
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Mr Khan is eager to get himself onto the mosque committee, but when he visits the manager to enrol his mother-in-law on an activity course, the conversation ends in a disagreement and the self-appointed community leader walks out in a huff. Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor and Adlyn Ross star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
9:30pm
Citizen Khan
Amjad's Health Check
Season 2 Episode 3/7

A local MP visits the mosque to endorse its mobile health-check unit and Mr Khan takes future son-in-law Amjad as his guinea pig - but things don't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Mrs Khan and the girls are off to buy clothes for a friend's new baby. Comedy, starring Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Abdullah Afzal, Maya Sondhi and Bhavna Limbachia
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
10:10pm
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Manchester
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The comedian continues his tour of the UK by visiting the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by Jason Manford, John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry for more stand-up routines

Rating: 6.5
11:10pm
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Alan's guests include Europe's sexiest dance act, the incomparable Hot Pants, and singing sensation Gina Langland, who joins the host for a unique medley of Abba hits. He also introduces the audience to Alan's Big Pocket, and reunites the British women's hurdles relay team from the 1936 Berlin Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
11:50pm
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A special French edition of the spoof chat show `live' from Paris, hosted by the inimitable sports presenter Alan Partridge. His guests include British fashion guru Yvonne Boyd, super-chef Philippe Lambert and Nina Vanier - France's answer to Sue Lawley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
12:30am
Dylan Moran: What It Is
Stand-up performance from the comedian's sell-out tour of Australia, recorded in Sydney, in which the audience is taken on a hedonistic trip through his mind

Rating: 8
2:10am
Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Manchester
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The comedian continues his tour of the UK by visiting the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by Jason Manford, John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry for more stand-up routines

Rating: 6.5
2:55am
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Alan's guests include Europe's sexiest dance act, the incomparable Hot Pants, and singing sensation Gina Langland, who joins the host for a unique medley of Abba hits. He also introduces the audience to Alan's Big Pocket, and reunites the British women's hurdles relay team from the 1936 Berlin Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
3:30am
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A special French edition of the spoof chat show `live' from Paris, hosted by the inimitable sports presenter Alan Partridge. His guests include British fashion guru Yvonne Boyd, super-chef Philippe Lambert and Nina Vanier - France's answer to Sue Lawley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.1

Sun 29 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:10am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Somewhere In The Sun
Season 1 Episode 4/7

Peter finds booking a holiday far more complicated than it should be

Rating: 1
7:40am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
The Gasman Cometh
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Peter receives an unexpected visit from workmen sent to install new central heating that he has not asked for and does not want

Rating: 1
8:05am
The Two Ronnies
Season 10 Episode 6/6

Vintage comedy from Messrs Barker and Corbett, with music by Barbara Dickson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:55am
The Two Ronnies
Season 12 Episode 2/6

Vintage comedy sketches including Send in the Clones, Lightweight Louis Danvers and The Admirable Brighton. With guests Koo Stark and Barbara Dickson, who provides the music
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:50am
Only Fools and Horses
A Losing Streak
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:30am
Only Fools and Horses
The Yellow Peril
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:10am
Only Fools and Horses
Fatal Extraction
Season 7 Episode 10/10

A nagging toothache forces a reluctant Del to visit the dentist, but he gets more than he bargained for when the receptionist falls for him and embarks on a Fatal Attraction-style campaign to get her hooks into him. Meanwhile, Cassandra's plan to have a baby takes its toll on Rodney, who has never been so exhausted in all his life. Christmas special from 1993
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
12:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Frog's Legacy
Season 5 Episode 9/10

The Trotter brothers are guests at a wedding, where they are intrigued to hear their dear departed mother inherited the ill-gotten gains of an East End bank robber - but nobody has ever found the loot. Christmas special of the long-running comedy, originally shown in 1987, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield, with a guest appearance by Joan Sims
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Losing Streak
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
It Never Rains
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
No Greater Love
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Yellow Peril
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
Fatal Extraction
Season 7 Episode 10/10

A nagging toothache forces a reluctant Del to visit the dentist, but he gets more than he bargained for when the receptionist falls for him and embarks on a Fatal Attraction-style campaign to get her hooks into him. Meanwhile, Cassandra's plan to have a baby takes its toll on Rodney, who has never been so exhausted in all his life. Christmas special from 1993
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
It Never Rains
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Watching the Girls Go By
Season 4 Episode 6/8

Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Dad's Army
If the Cap Fits
Season 5 Episode 6/13

The home-front heroes grow sick and tired of Frazer's incessant grumbling, so Mainwaring lets him give the orders, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Laurie and John Le Mesurier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
8:40pm
Citizen Khan
Fasting
Season 2 Episode 4/7

The Imam calls a special fast, and Mr Khan uses it to compete with mosque manager Dave - but low blood sugar and a dodgy bladder mean he's a ticking time bomb. So when Mrs Khan insists he visits the building society manager, asking for a loan to put down on a flat for Shazia and Amjad, it turns out it's not one of her best ideas. Comedy, starring Adil Ray, Shobu Kapoor, Matthew Cottle and Maya Sondhi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
9:20pm
Citizen Khan
Shazia's Gym Visit
Season 2 Episode 5/7

Shazia, Amjad and Mrs Khan go off to sample a trial day at an exclusive gym, but Mr Khan is busy trying to secure a famous Pakistani cricketer to operate the tombola at the Eid festival. To help track him down he is using his newfangled gadget - the internet. Having located the man he wants, he arranges to meet him at the mosque - but a case of mistaken identity leads to another mix-up at a yoga class, with Khan, as usual, right in the centre
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
10:00pm
Citizen Khan
The Makeover
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Mr Khan is eager to appear in a video for the mosque, confident that as a fine example of Pakistani manhood, he would be the perfect star. Unfortunately, it seems that director Dave wants to promote a more modern image and chooses Sajid, an attractive, `metrosexual' friend of the family - who at that moment is at home with Mrs Khan. But what are the pair up to? Adil Ray and Shobu Kapoor star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
10:40pm
The League of Gentlemen
The Beast of Royston Vasey
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A sinister creature is uncovered at the construction site, while the local school is visited by right-on educational theatre company Legz Akimbo. At the Dentons' house, Benjamin's cousins get him into more trouble than he can imagine. Comedy, with the award-winning team of Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, and guest starring Don Estelle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
11:15pm
The League of Gentlemen
Love Comes to Royston Vasey
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Mike and Cheryl's wedding day arrives - but they make the mistake of letting Geoff be best man. Mr Foot tries not to offend a wheelchair user, and Harvey holds a funeral for his pet toads. Comedy, with the award-winning team of Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
11:55pm
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: A Life In Rock
Season 2 Episode 3/3

The musician records a charity record in aid of bi-polar polar bears, but there are conditions from his label about its content. He must make the album commercial, Christmassy and full of cutting-edge duets with big stars - none of which comes easy to him. Meanwhile, Brian's health problems also come to a head after he learns he has invested millions into an aggressive tax-avoidance scheme and HIM Revenue & Customs wants its money back. Spoof music documentary, starring Simon Day, with Anna Maxwell Martin and Roger Allam

Rating: 4.7
12:35am
Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)
Season 1 Episode 4/5

A celebration of all things Python. Bill Bailey, Harry Shearer and Kate Beckinsale are among those paying tribute, while classic clips include The Lumberjack Song. Presented by Hugh Bonneville

Rating: 1
1:15am
Monty Python's Best Bits (Mostly)
Season 1 Episode 5/5

The troupe's most popular sketches, with interjections from some of the biggest names in comedy revealing what makes Monty Python so special. Featuring the Parrot Sketch, the Ministry of Silly Walks and praise from Chevy Chase and Steve Coogan. Presented by Hugh Bonneville
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 1
1:55am
The League of Gentlemen
The Beast of Royston Vasey
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A sinister creature is uncovered at the construction site, while the local school is visited by right-on educational theatre company Legz Akimbo. At the Dentons' house, Benjamin's cousins get him into more trouble than he can imagine. Comedy, with the award-winning team of Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, and guest starring Don Estelle

Rating: 8.8
2:25am
The League of Gentlemen
Love Comes to Royston Vasey
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Mike and Cheryl's wedding day arrives - but they make the mistake of letting Geoff be best man. Mr Foot tries not to offend a wheelchair user, and Harvey holds a funeral for his pet toads. Comedy, with the award-winning team of Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
2:55am
Brian Pern
Brian Pern: A Life In Rock
Season 2 Episode 3/3

The musician records a charity record in aid of bi-polar polar bears, but there are conditions from his label about its content. He must make the album commercial, Christmassy and full of cutting-edge duets with big stars - none of which comes easy to him. Meanwhile, Brian's health problems also come to a head after he learns he has invested millions into an aggressive tax-avoidance scheme and HIM Revenue & Customs wants its money back. Spoof music documentary, starring Simon Day, with Anna Maxwell Martin and Roger Allam

Rating: 4.7
3:25am
Men Behaving Badly
Rich and Fat
Season 5 Episode 6/7

Tony feels depressed thanks to his ever-expanding waistline and Gary's secret stash of cash. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey, Leslie Ash and Caroline Quentin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1

Mon 30 Apr

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:35am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Seven Year Hitch
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Peter and Sheila mark their seventh anniversary, and plan to return to the hotel where they spent their anniversary

Rating: 1
8:00am
Waiting for God
Bungee Jumping
Season 5 Episode 7/8

Diana watches calmly as Tom completes a bungee jump, and Harvey is informed that any preaching he does will be grounds for fraud charges. Comedy, starring Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
8:40am
Goodnight Sweetheart
I Get Along Without You Very Well
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Gary resolves to end his excursions back to the 1940s and spend more time with Yvonne - then realises he might have married Phoebe and returns to discover the truth. Starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Michelle Holmes and Dervla Kirwan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure
Season 17 Episode 5/12

Lieutenant Commander Willoughby takes an instant liking to Compo, Clegg and Foggy and offers them the chance to become extremely wealthy. Ron Moody guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
Desperate for a Duffield
Season 17 Episode 6/12

Feeling rejected by Nora Batty, Compo reminisces about the first love of his life in his primary schooldays. With help from Norman and Foggy, he tries to find her while there is still time. Bill Owen stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Suit That Turned Left
Season 17 Episode 7/12

The friends meet a mysterious man who has a machine that can locate `hidden forces'
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
You Rang, M'Lord?
Mrs Lipton's Nasty Turn
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Having discovered Alf's deception and broken his Lordship's crockery in a fit of anger, Mrs Lipton is left wondering whether she still has a job. Meanwhile, Ivy discovers the truth about Miss Potter's cherry cake. Comedy capers with staff Paul Shane, Jeffrey Holland and Su Pollard

Rating: 5.5
12:20pm
The Green Green Grass
Fifteen Minutes
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Boycie reluctantly signs up for Farm Idol, a new reality TV show aimed at finding Britain's sexiest rural workers, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene when a well-dressed man visits her while her husband is away. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
Animal Magnetism
Season 8 Episode 2/6

Judith's former boyfriend Alistair rocks the boat by asking Sandy for a date, and Jean is given cause to feel jealous of Lionel. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:40pm
Waiting for God
Bungee Jumping
Season 5 Episode 7/8

Diana watches calmly as Tom completes a bungee jump, and Harvey is informed that any preaching he does will be grounds for fraud charges. Comedy, starring Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Watching the Girls Go By
Season 4 Episode 6/8

Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure
Season 17 Episode 5/12

Lieutenant Commander Willoughby takes an instant liking to Compo, Clegg and Foggy and offers them the chance to become extremely wealthy. Ron Moody guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Desperate for a Duffield
Season 17 Episode 6/12

Feeling rejected by Nora Batty, Compo reminisces about the first love of his life in his primary schooldays. With help from Norman and Foggy, he tries to find her while there is still time. Bill Owen stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Suit That Turned Left
Season 17 Episode 7/12

The friends meet a mysterious man who has a machine that can locate `hidden forces'
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
As Time Goes By
Animal Magnetism
Season 8 Episode 2/6

Judith's former boyfriend Alistair rocks the boat by asking Sandy for a date, and Jean is given cause to feel jealous of Lionel. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
5:40pm
The Green Green Grass
Fifteen Minutes
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Boycie reluctantly signs up for Farm Idol, a new reality TV show aimed at finding Britain's sexiest rural workers, while Mrs Cakeworthy becomes suspicious of Marlene when a well-dressed man visits her while her husband is away. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20pm
Dad's Army
If the Cap Fits
Season 5 Episode 6/13

The home-front heroes grow sick and tired of Frazer's incessant grumbling, so Mainwaring lets him give the orders, gambling that a taste of authority will give him a more responsible attitude. Vintage comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Laurie and John Le Mesurier

Rating: 9.3
7:00pm
You Rang, M'Lord?
Mrs Lipton's Nasty Turn
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Having discovered Alf's deception and broken his Lordship's crockery in a fit of anger, Mrs Lipton is left wondering whether she still has a job. Meanwhile, Ivy discovers the truth about Miss Potter's cherry cake. Comedy capers with staff Paul Shane, Jeffrey Holland and Su Pollard

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dad's Army
The King Was in His Counting House
Season 5 Episode 7/13

Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out - a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Rating: 9.3
8:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
As One Door Closes
Season 4 Episode 7/8

Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:20pm
Blackadder
Blackadder the Third: Sense and Senility
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Edmund writes Prince George a speech to help quell growing anarchy among the masses - but is none too pleased when the dim-witted royal hires a pair of superstitious actors to teach him how to deliver it properly. Comedy, guest starring Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Connor, with Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.6
10:00pm
Upstart Crow
The Play's the Thing
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Will's controversial new play is about to be presented to Queen Elizabeth, but it goes missing and the finger of suspicion points to his best friend and fellow author KIt Marlowe. The playwright has to scramble desperately to come up with a way to recover his stolen masterpiece, though given its politically sensitive content, is he really wise to want it back? Ben Elton's comedy about William Shakespeare's family life and his professional career, starring David Mitchell as the Bard, with Tim Downie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
10:40pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy Swings!
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The Browns are excited as preparations for Rory and Dino's big day are in full swing - although Agnes's mood is dampened when she meets flamboyant celebrity wedding planner La La Doggy. The foul-mouthed matriarch also clashes with Father Damien when he raises religious concerns about the ceremony - and to top it all off, she gets more than she bargained for when she invites Cathy's boyfriend's parents over for the evening. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll, with Jennifer Gibney, Rory Cowan and Conor Moloney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
11:20pm
Bridget & Eamon
The Census
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Bridget's job working on the Census gives her information to blackmail half the town, but Eamon has bigger ideas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.6
11:55pm
Dylan Moran: What It Is
Stand-up performance from the comedian's sell-out tour of Australia, recorded in Sydney, in which the audience is taken on a hedonistic trip through his mind

Rating: 8
1:40am
Men Behaving Badly
Rich and Fat
Season 5 Episode 6/7

Tony feels depressed thanks to his ever-expanding waistline and Gary's secret stash of cash. Comedy, starring Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey, Leslie Ash and Caroline Quentin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:20am
Blackadder
Blackadder the Third: Sense and Senility
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Edmund writes Prince George a speech to help quell growing anarchy among the masses - but is none too pleased when the dim-witted royal hires a pair of superstitious actors to teach him how to deliver it properly. Comedy, guest starring Hugh Paddick and Kenneth Connor, with Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.6
2:50am
Upstart Crow
The Play's the Thing
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Will's controversial new play is about to be presented to Queen Elizabeth, but it goes missing and the finger of suspicion points to his best friend and fellow author KIt Marlowe. The playwright has to scramble desperately to come up with a way to recover his stolen masterpiece, though given its politically sensitive content, is he really wise to want it back? Ben Elton's comedy about William Shakespeare's family life and his professional career, starring David Mitchell as the Bard, with Tim Downie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
3:20am
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Vic finds uses for unwanted bark, gets into a confrontation with a rebel and meets Mr Popkins and his doughnuts

Rating: 8.7
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1

Tue 1 May

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1
7:30am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Your Move
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Sheila wants to move house, forcing Peter to pay a visit to an estate agent

Rating: 1
8:00am
Waiting for God
A Double Wedding?
Season 5 Episode 8/8

Jane and Diana's strip-club hen night proves to be a real eye-opener, then a double booking with a funeral at the church throws the happy couples' wedding plans into chaos. Comedy, starring Graham Crowden and Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
8:40am
Goodnight Sweetheart
In the Mood
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Gary returns to 1940 following an ultimatum from Yvonne, and Ron forges wartime money so his friend can make a killing on the stock exchange. Starring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Dervla Kirwan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Beware of the Elbow
Season 17 Episode 8/12

The trio's curiosity is aroused when they encounter a man sporting an inflatable doll who wants to show the world his admiration for fat people and obesity, and hostility towards slimming and weight loss. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Thing in Wesley's Shed
Season 17 Episode 9/12

Wesley is almost ready to unveil his latest creation, but his odd behavour makes the trio want to find out what lies within his shed sooner than he would prefer. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Gordon Wharmby star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Brushes at Dawn
Season 17 Episode 10/12

Compo is stunned to catch Nora Batty in a church hall closet with Billy Chiselhurst. Realising he has a rival for her affections, he challenges Billy to a duel at dawn. Bill Owen, Kathy Staff and John Jardine star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
You Rang, M'Lord?
Meet the Workers
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Lady Lavender tries to fix her parrot up with a partner, while Lord Meldrum invites his factory staff to the estate for dinner. Sitcom, starring Paul Shane, Su Pollard and Jeffrey Holland

Rating: 5.5
12:20pm
The Green Green Grass
The Final Curtain
Season 3 Episode 6/7

Boycie uncovers disturbing information regarding his ancestral line. Tyler's surprising return from university adds to his sense of worry, convincing him something serious is about to happen. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
1:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Bathroom
Season 8 Episode 3/6

Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:40pm
Waiting for God
A Double Wedding?
Season 5 Episode 8/8

Jane and Diana's strip-club hen night proves to be a real eye-opener, then a double booking with a funeral at the church throws the happy couples' wedding plans into chaos. Comedy, starring Graham Crowden and Stephanie Cole
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
As One Door Closes
Season 4 Episode 7/8

Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Beware of the Elbow
Season 17 Episode 8/12

The trio's curiosity is aroused when they encounter a man sporting an inflatable doll who wants to show the world his admiration for fat people and obesity, and hostility towards slimming and weight loss. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Thing in Wesley's Shed
Season 17 Episode 9/12

Wesley is almost ready to unveil his latest creation, but his odd behavour makes the trio want to find out what lies within his shed sooner than he would prefer. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Gordon Wharmby star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Brushes at Dawn
Season 17 Episode 10/12

Compo is stunned to catch Nora Batty in a church hall closet with Billy Chiselhurst. Realising he has a rival for her affections, he challenges Billy to a duel at dawn. Bill Owen, Kathy Staff and John Jardine star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
As Time Goes By
The Bathroom
Season 8 Episode 3/6

Lionel suffers embarrassment when he walks in on Sandy in the bath, and once the sniggers subside Jean decides to have a second bathroom installed and calls in the builders. As the tension increases, she realises a minor incident has been turned into a major issue that she can ill afford
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
5:40pm
The Green Green Grass
The Final Curtain
Season 3 Episode 6/7

Boycie uncovers disturbing information regarding his ancestral line. Tyler's surprising return from university adds to his sense of worry, convincing him something serious is about to happen. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.5
6:20pm
Dad's Army
The King Was in His Counting House
Season 5 Episode 7/13

Mainwaring orders his blundering platoon to guard the bank's money until repairs on the bomb-damaged vault can be carried out - a move that naturally leads to chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn

Rating: 9.3
7:00pm
You Rang, M'Lord?
Meet the Workers
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Lady Lavender tries to fix her parrot up with a partner, while Lord Meldrum invites his factory staff to the estate for dinner. Sitcom, starring Paul Shane, Su Pollard and Jeffrey Holland

Rating: 5.5
8:00pm
Dad's Army
All Is Safely Gathered In
Season 5 Episode 8/13

Capt Mainwaring and the platoon offer to help Pte Godfrey's widowed friend gather in the harvest on her farm - but their well-meaning efforts end in predictable chaos. Comedy first aired in 1972, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Arnold Ridley

Rating: 9.3
8:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Long Legs of the Law
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:20pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy Swings!
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The Browns are excited as preparations for Rory and Dino's big day are in full swing - although Agnes's mood is dampened when she meets flamboyant celebrity wedding planner La La Doggy. The foul-mouthed matriarch also clashes with Father Damien when he raises religious concerns about the ceremony - and to top it all off, she gets more than she bargained for when she invites Cathy's boyfriend's parents over for the evening. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll, with Jennifer Gibney, Rory Cowan and Conor Moloney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
10:00pm
Bridget & Eamon
The Trip to Lourdes
Season 3 Episode 6/7

There are two free seats on the bus to Lourdes and Bridget is determined to ensure she gets to go this year. Comedy, with Jennifer Zamparelli and Bernard O'Shea

Rating: 8.6
10:35pm
Citizen Khan
Chicken Shop
Season 4 Episode 4/7

Mr Khan opens a fried chicken shop, having kept it secret from Mrs Khan, who invites him along to watch her tango class demonstration after deciding she and her husband need to have more `together time'. Matters become more complicated when the shop manager (guest star Ronni Ancona) takes a shine to Amjad. Comedy, with Adil Ray
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.3
11:20pm
Goodnight Sweetheart
In the Mood
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Gary returns to 1940 following an ultimatum from Yvonne, and Ron forges wartime money so his friend can make a killing on the stock exchange. Starring Nicholas Lyndhurst and Dervla Kirwan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
12:00am
Live at the Apollo
Rich Hall, Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
Season 7 Episode 5/8

Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo, doing his own thing before introducing routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
1:00am
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Season 10 Episode 1/24

The Bafta-winning comedian reviews the week's TV highlights, subjecting the latest soaps, reality shows, documentaries and other assorted oddities to his unique brand of scrutiny

Rating: 7.1
1:35am
Nurse
Season 1 Episode 1/4

Comedy following community psychiatric nurse Liz (Esther Coles) on her rounds as she visits her patients in their homes. In the first episode, she calls on Lorrie and her nosey neighbour Maurice, overweight Graham and his mother, elderly playboy Herbert, and agoraphobic Billy and his ex-con friend. Comedy adapted by David Cummings and Paul Whitehouse from their Radio 4 series of the same name and starring Whitehouse in multiple roles, with Simon Day and Rosie Cavaliero
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 10
2:10am
Live at the Apollo
Rich Hall, Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
Season 7 Episode 5/8

Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo, doing his own thing before introducing routines by Mark Watson and Andrew Maxwell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
3:00am
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Season 10 Episode 1/24

The Bafta-winning comedian reviews the week's TV highlights, subjecting the latest soaps, reality shows, documentaries and other assorted oddities to his unique brand of scrutiny

Rating: 7.1
3:25am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Your Move
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Sheila wants to move house, forcing Peter to pay a visit to an estate agent

Rating: 1
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.1