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Tue 21 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Cheers
And God Created Woodman
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Rebecca gets a job arranging a party for one of her bosses, and reluctantly agrees to hire Sam and Woody as bartenders - but the event proves to be a disaster. Kirstie Alley and Woody Harrelson star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
A Tale of Two Cuties
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Rebecca becomes jealous of all the attention shown to a gorgeous woman who comes to work in the bar. American comedy, starring Kirstie Alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:00am
The Green Green Grass
The Path of True Love
Season 4 Episode 1/9

Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house. With the hotel booked up and his car in a pond, Boycie's only option is to sleep on Bryan's caravan floor. Comedy, starring John Challis and Sue Holderness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.4
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
Bye Bye Baby
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Gordon finds a baby, and Carole's ex-husband pays a visit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
Underwater Wedding
Season 1 Episode 4/6

An underwater wedding is held in the main swimming pool, but a drunk in an electric wheelchair disrupts the proceedings and Gavin gets shot with a harpoon. To add to the general chaos, chlorine gas gradually fills the entire Leisure Centre. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
As Time Goes By
A House Full of Women
Season 4 Episode 1/10

Lionel feels uncomfortable to be surrounded by so many females after Sandy joins Judith and Jean in the Pargetter household. Comedy, starring Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Jenny Funnell and Moira Brooker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Look Whose Wheel's Come Off
Season 31 Episode 5/6

Wondering if Pearl still loves him, Howard asks Hobbo to give her a peck on the cheek from him - only to become even more despondent when he sees his wife deliver a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Glenda sends Barry off to paint a landscape, hoping the activity will distract him from his hunger - but fish and chips is the only thing on his mind. Comedy, starring Russ Abbot, Robert Fyfe and Juliette Kaplan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
How Not to Cry at Weddings
Season 31 Episode 6/6

In the final episode of Roy Clarke's long-running comedy, everyone prepares for the wedding - prompting Howard and Pearl to look back at their relationship. Meanwhile, Alvin flirts with Stella, Toby tries to smarten himself up in a bid to win back Monica, and Clegg worries he has forgotten something important
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Of Funerals and Fish
Season 1 Episode 1/7

Pilot episode of Roy Clarke's long-running comedy. Two men steal Compo's TV and he retaliates by removing Nora Batty's underwear from her washing line. Bill Owen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Daisy's Toyboy
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to notice her by picking up a toy boy in the hope of making him jealous. Meanwhile, Hyacinth forces Elizabeth and Richard to help her organise a social occasion at the church hall. Patricia Routledge and Judy Cornwell star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
1:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
The Christening
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is displeased to learn the child's parents are not married. With some encouragement from Richard, she agrees to keep an open mind, but is later irked when the mother and child go missing. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
The Brittas Empire
Bye Bye Baby
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Gordon finds a baby, and Carole's ex-husband pays a visit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:40pm
The Brittas Empire
Underwater Wedding
Season 1 Episode 4/6

An underwater wedding is held in the main swimming pool, but a drunk in an electric wheelchair disrupts the proceedings and Gavin gets shot with a harpoon. To add to the general chaos, chlorine gas gradually fills the entire Leisure Centre. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Short Back and Palais Glide
Season 1 Episode 2/7

The boys discuss life, love and women - particularly the unpleasant ones working in the cafe. Later, Compo realises he has lost his house key. Michael Bates, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Inventor of the 40-Foot Ferret
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Clegg and Blamire try to encourage Compo to adopt a more spiritual outlook on life. Peter Sallis, Michael Bates and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Pate and Chips
Season 1 Episode 4/7

The Trio go on a field trip to a historical home, but end up baby-sitting for relatives of Compo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Gavin & Stacey
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First episode of the comedy about the romance between a couple with differing cultures and backgrounds. Gavin and Stacey have flirted for months on the phone at work but have never met up - until she travels from Wales to London to see him. Mathew Horne and Joanna Page star alongside Rob Brydon, Alison Steadman, Ruth Jones and James Corden
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
5:55pm
Gavin & Stacey
Season 3 Episode 6/6

Preparations for Nessa and Dave's wedding are in full swing, Stacey has life-changing news for Gavin, and Bryn and Jason put their big secret to bed once and for all. Finally, the wedding arrives and, as Nessa prepares to make her way to the church, Smithy takes the opportunity to have one last chat. Mathew Horne, Joanna Page, James Corden, Ruth Jones and Rob Brydon star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.1
6:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Daisy's Toyboy
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Daisy tries to encourage Onslow to notice her by picking up a toy boy in the hope of making him jealous. Meanwhile, Hyacinth forces Elizabeth and Richard to help her organise a social occasion at the church hall. Patricia Routledge and Judy Cornwell star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
7:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
The Christening
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Hyacinth attends the christening of Daisy's granddaughter, and is displeased to learn the child's parents are not married. With some encouragement from Richard, she agrees to keep an open mind, but is later irked when the mother and child go missing. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Big Brother
Season 1 Episode 1/7

The first ever episode of John Sullivan's classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1981, which introduced the viewing public to the Trotter family. Rodney grows tired of being dogsbody to wheeler-dealing older brother Del-Boy and decides to set out on his own. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star, with Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleepless in Peckham
Christmas special from 2003. As Rodney and Cassandra prepare for the arrival of their own little plonker, the Trotter brothers must raise the money they need to pay back the Inland Revenue or risk losing their cherished flat in Nelson Mandela House - but an old photo soon takes the plot into much darker territory. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong and John Challis star in the last-ever episode
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:15pm
dinnerladies
Monday
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Norman the breadman fails to deliver, the stripper cannot play the accordion and Jean has bridesmaids' knickers on her mind. First episode of the canteen comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Julie Walters and Celia Imrie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
10:55pm
dinnerladies
Toast
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Tony worries Bren will be distracted during her TV debut. Stan hopes for a proposal and Dolly is so upset at the design of the new uniforms that she considers drastic action. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
11:35pm
Peep Show
Sistering
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Mark's plans for a productive week off are disrupted by the arrival of his sister - and he becomes annoyed as Jeremy develops a crush on her. The aspiring musician gets a taste of his own medicine, however, as his flatmate admits to having feelings for Big Suze. Robert Webb and David Mitchell star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:10am
Peep Show
Jurying
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Jeremy is called up for jury service, but finds himself falling for the female defendant and ignores official advice about sleeping with her - even though it is against the law. Meanwhile, Mark visits a gay club with Sophie and her new friend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:45am
Peep Show
Quantocking
Season 3 Episode 6/6

In a desperate move to prevent his relationship falling apart, Mark decides he must propose to Sophie. They embark on a romantic mini-break, but when Jeremy arrives at the same hotel, the flatmates end up stranded on the moors together
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:20am
dinnerladies
Monday
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Norman the breadman fails to deliver, the stripper cannot play the accordion and Jean has bridesmaids' knickers on her mind. First episode of the canteen comedy, starring Victoria Wood, Julie Walters and Celia Imrie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
2:00am
dinnerladies
Toast
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Tony worries Bren will be distracted during her TV debut. Stan hopes for a proposal and Dolly is so upset at the design of the new uniforms that she considers drastic action. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood and Thelma Barlow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2
2:35am
Shooting Stars
Season 2 Episode 13/14

Comedy quiz show chaired by madcap duo Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, who are joined by team captains Ulrika Jonsson and Mark Lamarr and guests including singer Clare Grogan, comedian and actor John Thomson and Brookside actress Sarah White
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:10am
Shooting Stars
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the wacky quiz, with guests Tania Bryer, Mariella Frostrup, Leo Sayer and Antony Worrall Thompson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Wed 22 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Cheers
Yacht of Fools
Season 6 Episode 16/25

Rebecca thinks that she is in with a chance with Evan Drake when he invites her and Sam for a weekend aboard his yacht. Comedy, starring Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and Tom Skerritt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
To All the Girls I've Loved Before
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Frasier's bachelor party leaves him depressed when the gang regales him with stories about love and marriage, making him wonder if he should tie the knot with Lilith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:00am
The Green Green Grass
Home Brew
Season 4 Episode 2/9

Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some ancient scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and buying up all the potatoes he can find. The business goes well, but his success attracts some unwelcome visitors - the Driscoll brothers. John Challis and Sue Holderness star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.4
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
Stop! Thief
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Following a spate of thefts, Gordon hides in the ladies' changing room in a bid to catch whoever is responsible. A stressed Helen urges Gordon to accompany her to the doctor, so he tasks Colin with replacing him on surveillance duties. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
The Assassin
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Gordon's life appears to be in danger, with a potential assassin apparently stalking the leisure centre. However, he is far more concerned with addressing the facility's falling attendance figures. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
As Time Goes By
Rewrites
Season 4 Episode 2/10

Lionel is asked to spice up the script for his mini-series and make it more raunchy, so one of Jean's secretaries is brought in to help. Comedy, starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Short Back and Palais Glide
Season 1 Episode 2/7

The boys discuss life, love and women - particularly the unpleasant ones working in the cafe. Later, Compo realises he has lost his house key. Michael Bates, Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Inventor of the 40-Foot Ferret
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Clegg and Blamire try to encourage Compo to adopt a more spiritual outlook on life. Peter Sallis, Michael Bates and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Pate and Chips
Season 1 Episode 4/7

The Trio go on a field trip to a historical home, but end up baby-sitting for relatives of Compo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:45pm
Keeping Up Appearances
A Strange Man
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:25pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Driving Mrs Fortescue
Season 2 Episode 2/10

Hyacinth's wealthy acquaintance Mrs Fortescue, whose sister married a baronet, asks her for a lift into town - but things do not go according to plan. Patricia Routledge stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:10pm
The Brittas Empire
Stop! Thief
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Following a spate of thefts, Gordon hides in the ladies' changing room in a bid to catch whoever is responsible. A stressed Helen urges Gordon to accompany her to the doctor, so he tasks Colin with replacing him on surveillance duties. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:50pm
The Brittas Empire
The Assassin
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Gordon's life appears to be in danger, with a potential assassin apparently stalking the leisure centre. However, he is far more concerned with addressing the facility's falling attendance figures. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:30pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Spring Fever
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Compo shocks everyone by making an effort to dress smartly in an attempt to woo a lady. Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:10pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The New Mobile Trio
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Clegg persuades Compo and Blamire to buy a car so they can get around more easily, but the old banger they end up with turns out to be more trouble than it is worth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:50pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Hail Smiling Morn, or Thereabouts
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Inspired by a local art event, Blamire, Compo and Clegg decide to go camping and take some creative photographs of anything that interests them. Michael Bates, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleepless in Peckham
Christmas special from 2003. As Rodney and Cassandra prepare for the arrival of their own little plonker, the Trotter brothers must raise the money they need to pay back the Inland Revenue or risk losing their cherished flat in Nelson Mandela House - but an old photo soon takes the plot into much darker territory. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong and John Challis star in the last-ever episode
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
A Strange Man
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Hyacinth spots a strange man in Elizabeth's house and becomes convinced he has spent the night there
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:00pm
Open All Hours
Full of Mysterious Promise
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels, and the only way to discover their contents is to open them. Roy Clarke's classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
8:40pm
Open All Hours
The Mystical Boudoir of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Arkwright hatches a plan to get into Nurse Gladys's bedroom by forcing a reluctant Granville to masquerade as a burglar, so the miserly shopkeeper can come to her rescue. Ronnie Barker and Lynda Baron star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
9:20pm
To the Manor Born
Losing Grantleigh Manor
Season 1 Episode 1/7

First episode of the comedy. The death of her husband leaves upper-class snob Audrey fforbes-Hamilton a widow in drastically reduced circumstances, with her beloved ancestral pile up for auction. Starring Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:55pm
To the Manor Born
Back to the Manor
Season 3 Episode 7/7

Richard's business empire begins to crumble, leaving him with little option but to sell Grantleigh Manor. On receiving an inheritance from her late uncle, Audrey is finally able to reclaim the estate - and DeVere. The original final episode of the 1970s sitcom, starring Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
10:45pm
Peep Show
Sophie's Parents
Season 4 Episode 1/6

Mark and Sophie are engaged to be married, but the groom-to-be keeps having crippling doubts. He is invited to his prospective in-laws' house for Sophie's birthday weekend, but stupidly takes along Jeremy, who ends up in bed with a member of the family. Robert Webb and David Mitchell star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
11:20pm
Peep Show
Conference
Season 4 Episode 2/6

Mark is offered a promotion on condition that he delivers a presentation to the entire board, while Johnson takes a shine to Big Suze and tries to bribe Jeremy into letting him sleep with her. Robert Webb and David Mitchell star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
11:55pm
Getting On
Season 2 Episode 5/6

A graduate nurse drives a wedge between Den and Kim, Hilary's new hand-washing protocols cause frustration, and Pippa has to reapply for her own job. Meanwhile, Kim and Den find a way to brighten the mood in the ward - but Dr Moore struggles to see the funny side. Comedy drama, starring Jo Brand, Joanna Scanlan and Vicki Pepperdine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
12:30am
Getting On
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Den makes an effort to win the Nurse of the Year title, and Kim hopes to receive a pay rise in her annual assessment. Meanwhile, Pippa's future comes under scrutiny as she considers life away from the ward, and Mrs Fyvie's health declines as daughter Beedy waits at her bedside. Comedy drama, starring Jo Brand, Vicki Pepperdine and Joanna Scanlan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
1:10am
Absolutely Fabulous
Identity
Season 6 Episode 1/3

A homecoming at the Monsoon household leads to a life-changing experience for one of the gang, raising questions of identity that could involve a certain person owning up to her real age - if she can remember it. Hit comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, with Julia Sawalha, June Whitfield and Jane Horrocks, and featuring a guest appearance by Danish actress Sofie Grabol
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
1:50am
Absolutely Fabulous
Job
Season 6 Episode 2/3

Edina's client list is getting shorter by the day, and to make matters worse, her daughter despises her. So when she meets a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, she believes the best way to earn back some respect - and increase her income at the same time - is to sign the actress as a client. The only problem is, the woman's talents turn out to be rather questionable. Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
2:30am
Shooting Stars
Season 3 Episode 3/7

With guests comedian Eddie Izzard, model-turned-TV presenter Melanie Sykes, soap star Glenn Hugill and presenter Carol Vorderman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:05am
Shooting Stars
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host the wacky quiz, with guests Tania Bryer, Mariella Frostrup, Leo Sayer and Antony Worrall Thompson

Rating: 3.5
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Thu 23 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Cheers
Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
Season 6 Episode 18/25

Norm has a decorating assignment at the house of Rebecca's boss. Tom Skerritt guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
Airport V
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Frasier helps Carla overcome her terror of flying, while Rebecca anxiously awaits a visit from a restaurant critic. Bar-room comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and Rhea Perlman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:00am
The Green Green Grass
Calendar Boys
Season 4 Episode 3/9

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work. Enlisting the help of their staff, Marlene tries to make it happen using her contacts, but achieving her husband's dream turns out to be harder than expected. Comedy, starring John Challis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.4
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
Back from the Dead
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Following his departure to Bulgaria, news of Gordon Brittas' apparent death reaches his colleagues at Whitbury Leisure Centre. However, Brittas returns from the dead to cause havoc and Carole is determined to save her baby from his zombie. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
Temple of the Body
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Gordon decides to prevent any instances of unprofessional intimacy and jumps to conclusions when he discovers his receptionist in a cupboard. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
As Time Goes By
Getting Rid of Gwen
Season 4 Episode 3/10

Lionel finally reaches the end of his tether with busybody secretary Mrs Flack - so Jean hatches a cunning plan to ease her out without causing a scene. Comedy, starring Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer and Vivienne Martin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Spring Fever
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Compo shocks everyone by making an effort to dress smartly in an attempt to woo a lady. Peter Sallis and Bill Owen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The New Mobile Trio
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Clegg persuades Compo and Blamire to buy a car so they can get around more easily, but the old banger they end up with turns out to be more trouble than it is worth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Hail Smiling Morn, or Thereabouts
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Inspired by a local art event, Blamire, Compo and Clegg decide to go camping and take some creative photographs of anything that interests them. Michael Bates, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
The Candlelight Supper
Season 2 Episode 3/10

Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but fate intervenes and the event does not go as expected. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and David Griffin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth Tees Off
Season 2 Episode 4/10

Relishing the social prestige it confers, Hyacinth decides that she and husband Richard should have a weekend at a golfing hotel so that she can keep up with the Major and his wife. Roy Clarke's suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
The Brittas Empire
Back from the Dead
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Following his departure to Bulgaria, news of Gordon Brittas' apparent death reaches his colleagues at Whitbury Leisure Centre. However, Brittas returns from the dead to cause havoc and Carole is determined to save her baby from his zombie. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:40pm
The Brittas Empire
Temple of the Body
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Gordon decides to prevent any instances of unprofessional intimacy and jumps to conclusions when he discovers his receptionist in a cupboard. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Forked Lightning
Season 2 Episode 1/7

The residents are troubled by a bicycle, and Compo's lucky rabbit's foot causes even more problems, while Sid tries his best to avoid Ivy. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Michael Bates star in the long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Who's That Dancing with Nora Batty, Then?
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Clegg, Compo and Blamire look for a piano to provide the entertainment at Gloria's surprise farewell party before she emigrates to Australia. Meanwhile, two new librarians arrive and are bent on keeping the morality of the facility in tact
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Changing Face of Rural Blamire
Season 2 Episode 3/7

Thinking they have to much free time on their hands, the trio decide to find some kind of occupation. They encounter a dodgy bankrupted dealer who persuades them to sell his new product - with disastrous results, particularly for Blamire. Michael Bates, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Open All Hours
Full of Mysterious Promise
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Tight-fisted shopkeeper Arkwright purchases fire-damaged stock, only to find all the tins have lost their labels, and the only way to discover their contents is to open them. Roy Clarke's classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
6:00pm
Open All Hours
The Mystical Boudoir of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Arkwright hatches a plan to get into Nurse Gladys's bedroom by forcing a reluctant Granville to masquerade as a burglar, so the miserly shopkeeper can come to her rescue. Ronnie Barker and Lynda Baron star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
6:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
The Candlelight Supper
Season 2 Episode 3/10

Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but fate intervenes and the event does not go as expected. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and David Griffin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
7:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth Tees Off
Season 2 Episode 4/10

Relishing the social prestige it confers, Hyacinth decides that she and husband Richard should have a weekend at a golfing hotel so that she can keep up with the Major and his wife. Roy Clarke's suburban sitcom, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:00pm
Miranda
Date
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Socially awkward joke-shop owner Miranda is asked out to dinner by an old friend, prompting a visit to a clothing store to buy an outfit suitable for the date - but the expedition ends in disaster. First episode of the comedy, starring Miranda Hart, Sarah Hadland, Patricia Hodge and Sally Phillips
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
8:40pm
Miranda
I Do, But to Who?
The first of the final two episodes of the sitcom sees the unlucky-in-love shop owner having received two proposals of marriage - one from dreamboat chef Gary and the other from new boyfriend Mike. Who will she choose, if anyone? And if she does make a decision, could she actually cope with the pressures of being a wife? Tom Ellis and Bo Poraj co-star as the rivals for her affections, with Patricia Hodge, Sarah Hadland and Sally Phillips
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
9:20pm
Miranda
The Final Curtain
The very last episode of the hit sitcom sees the shopkeeper making one final attempt to accept herself and find contentment. Will she ever be truly happy? Miranda Hart stars, with Patricia Hodge, Tom Ellis, Sarah Hadland and Sally Phillips, plus guest appearances from Mark Heap, Liza Tarbuck and Joe Wilkinson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
10:00pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Fashion
Season 1 Episode 1/6

The very first episode of the award-winning comedy kicks off with Edina and Patsy hitting the bottle as they struggle to cope with career and family pressures. Starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
10:40pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Identity
Season 6 Episode 1/3

A homecoming at the Monsoon household leads to a life-changing experience for one of the gang, raising questions of identity that could involve a certain person owning up to her real age - if she can remember it. Hit comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, with Julia Sawalha, June Whitfield and Jane Horrocks, and featuring a guest appearance by Danish actress Sofie Grabol
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
11:20pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Job
Season 6 Episode 2/3

Edina's client list is getting shorter by the day, and to make matters worse, her daughter despises her. So when she meets a famous French film star whom Saffy hugely admires, she believes the best way to earn back some respect - and increase her income at the same time - is to sign the actress as a client. The only problem is, the woman's talents turn out to be rather questionable. Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.9
12:00am
Peep Show
Gym
Season 4 Episode 3/6

Mark continues to be tormented by doubts about marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping for a reconciliation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:35am
Peep Show
Handyman
Season 4 Episode 4/6

Jeremy meets his hero - techno musician Russell `The Orgazoid' - and ends up working as his handyman. However, the job seems to consist of making smoothies and swimming in his employer's pool - sparking speculation over the star's intentions. Mark goes to a school reunion and considers embarking on an illicit affair
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:10am
Big School
Season 2 Episode 1/6

When Miss Postern sets up a careers workshop, it seems her slogan `Which Way Now?' applies as much to her as it does to the pupils, not least because the guest speaker is her old teacher-training colleague - and now best-selling children's author - Fenella Forbes (played by Morgana Robinson). Meanwhile, her relationship with Mr Church has taken a downward turn after a misunderstanding over a date. On the upside, the future is looking bright for one member of staff, as Mr Martin prepares to launch a pop career. With David Walliams, Catherine Tate, Daniel Rigby, Philip Glenister, Frances de la Tour and a guest appearance by Cheryl Fergison (formerly EastEnders favourite Heather Trott)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
1:50am
Big School
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Miss Postern is disappointed when it seems no one has remembered her birthday, although her spirits are soon lifted by the arrival of dashing new geography teacher Dr Dalton. Mr Gunn isn't impressed by the newcomer - especially as he has just splashed out on a flashy new motor - and it seems he isn't the only one. The last thing Mr Church needs is another rival for the French teacher's affections, so he sets out to find her the perfect present. Former Holby City star Jimmy Akingbola (Antoine Malick) joins David Walliams, Catherine Tate and Philip Glenister in the classroom comedy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
2:25am
Shooting Stars
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Comedy quiz show hosted by Reeves and Mortimer, with celebrity guests Robbie Coltrane, David Hamilton, Sue Cook and Denise Van Outen

Rating: 3.5
2:45am
Shooting Stars
Season 3 Episode 6/7

Adam Ant, Fern Britton, Melinda Messenger and Wayne Hemingway join team captains Mark Lamarr and Ulrika Jonsson for another round of the celebrity quiz. Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer host
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.5
3:35am
Harry Enfield and Chums
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Comedy sketches, with Harry as Il Postino Pat, and Dawn French as his beloved Signora Goggins. Also featuring the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Fri 24 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Cheers
The Sam in the Grey Flannel Suit
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Rebecca is astounded to learn Sam has been promoted to an administrative position in the company that owns Cheers - until she realises they only want him to play on the corporate softball team. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
Our Hourly Bread
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Woody decides he deserves a pay rise, but is fobbed off with a new, important-sounding job title. Comedy, starring Woody Harrelson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
8:00am
The Green Green Grass
Animal Instincts
Season 4 Episode 4/9

Animal rights activists target the village, with Llewellyn falling victim to a paint bomb and the pub coming under threat, so Boycie organises patrol groups to protect Winderdown farm from attack. Meanwhile, Tyler wants to borrow money to buy equipment for his band, but Boycie refuses until his son completes a task to prove his business acumen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.4
8:40am
The Brittas Empire
An Inspector Calls
Season 2 Episode 3/7

An inspection of the leisure centre is scuppered by a loose pigeon and a batch of drugged corn. However, Laura takes pity on her boss and urges her colleagues to hold back on the anonymous management assessment. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
9:20am
The Brittas Empire
Set in Concrete
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Gordon decides the centre itself is causing strange behaviour among the staff. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
10:00am
As Time Goes By
The Affair
Season 4 Episode 4/10

Jean's sister-in-law Penny becomes convinced her husband is having an affair with his dental nurse and insists she move in with Jean and Lionel. Comedy, starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Forked Lightning
Season 2 Episode 1/7

The residents are troubled by a bicycle, and Compo's lucky rabbit's foot causes even more problems, while Sid tries his best to avoid Ivy. Peter Sallis, Bill Owen and Michael Bates star in the long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Who's That Dancing with Nora Batty, Then?
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Clegg, Compo and Blamire look for a piano to provide the entertainment at Gloria's surprise farewell party before she emigrates to Australia. Meanwhile, two new librarians arrive and are bent on keeping the morality of the facility in tact
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Changing Face of Rural Blamire
Season 2 Episode 3/7

Thinking they have to much free time on their hands, the trio decide to find some kind of occupation. They encounter a dodgy bankrupted dealer who persuades them to sell his new product - with disastrous results, particularly for Blamire. Michael Bates, Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
12:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Problems with Relatives
Season 2 Episode 5/10

Hyacinth is thrown into dismay when her beloved father goes to the register office to be married, and things go from bad to worse when her neighbour Emmett comes face to face with her uncouth relatives, Daisy, Onslow and Rose
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Onslow's Birthday
Season 2 Episode 6/10

Hyacinth dreads the idea of attending Onslow's birthday celebrations. However, she changes her mind when she learns a limousine will be arriving to take her to the party. Starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00pm
The Brittas Empire
An Inspector Calls
Season 2 Episode 3/7

An inspection of the leisure centre is scuppered by a loose pigeon and a batch of drugged corn. However, Laura takes pity on her boss and urges her colleagues to hold back on the anonymous management assessment. Comedy, starring Chris Barrie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
2:40pm
The Brittas Empire
Set in Concrete
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Gordon decides the centre itself is causing strange behaviour among the staff. Chris Barrie stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
3:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Some Enchanted Evening
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Wally Batty threatens to leave home, and Compo seizes the opportunity to move in with Nora by dressing smartly and even considering taking a bath to impress her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
A Quiet Drink
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The trio hatch a cunning plan to try to persuade a tight-fisted pub-goer to buy a round of drinks at the local
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe
Season 2 Episode 6/7

The trio stumble across a canoe and decide to take it for an unauthorised trip up the river - but things soon start to go wrong. Meanwhile, Ivy wins a prize for having the best mouth-instrument
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Miranda
I Do, But to Who?
The first of the final two episodes of the sitcom sees the unlucky-in-love shop owner having received two proposals of marriage - one from dreamboat chef Gary and the other from new boyfriend Mike. Who will she choose, if anyone? And if she does make a decision, could she actually cope with the pressures of being a wife? Tom Ellis and Bo Poraj co-star as the rivals for her affections, with Patricia Hodge, Sarah Hadland and Sally Phillips
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
6:00pm
Miranda
The Final Curtain
The very last episode of the hit sitcom sees the shopkeeper making one final attempt to accept herself and find contentment. Will she ever be truly happy? Miranda Hart stars, with Patricia Hodge, Tom Ellis, Sarah Hadland and Sally Phillips, plus guest appearances from Mark Heap, Liza Tarbuck and Joe Wilkinson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
6:40pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Problems with Relatives
Season 2 Episode 5/10

Hyacinth is thrown into dismay when her beloved father goes to the register office to be married, and things go from bad to worse when her neighbour Emmett comes face to face with her uncouth relatives, Daisy, Onslow and Rose
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
7:20pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Onslow's Birthday
Season 2 Episode 6/10

Hyacinth dreads the idea of attending Onslow's birthday celebrations. However, she changes her mind when she learns a limousine will be arriving to take her to the party. Starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
8:00pm
The Vicar of Dibley
The Arrival
Season 1 Episode 1/8

First episode of Richard Curtis's comedy, starring Dawn French as the new vicar of a sleepy English village. Her arrival causes consternation among the locals - particularly stuffy councillor David Horton, who vows to have her ejected at all costs. Gary Waldhorn, James Fleet and Emma Chambers co-star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
8:40pm
The Vicar of Dibley
The Vicar in White
Season 5 Episode 2/2

Part two of two. After a whirlwind romance with handsome newcomer Harry, Geraldine swaps her dog collar and cassock for a wedding dress, and hurriedly makes preparations for the big day. But the vicar she has chosen for the service seems a little too fond of her, while the villagers have waited until the last minute to suggest their ideas. The first is a skydiving wedding - the second is something far, far worse. Keeley Hawes and Hugh Bonneville guest star in the last-ever episode of the comedy, alongside Dawn French, Emma Chambers, Roger Lloyd Pack, James Fleet, Gary Waldhorn, Trevor Peacock and John Bluthal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
9:50pm
Blackadder
The Black Adder: The Foretelling
Season 1 Episode 1/6

It is 1485 and Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh's accidental killing of his great-uncle Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth Field leads to his father becoming king. However, he also manages to help his parent's arch-enemy to escape - and meets faithful sidekick Baldrick for the first time. First episode of the comedy, guest starring Peter Cook, with Rowan Atkinson and Brian Blessed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.4
10:35pm
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan F - Goodbyeee
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Capt Blackadder tries every trick in the book to escape the trenches before the big push, including pretending to be insane - but ends up going over the top with sidekicks Baldrick and George. Final episode of the comedy, guest starring Geoffrey Palmer, with Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Hugh Laurie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.4
11:15pm
The Mighty Boosh
Journey to the Centre of the Punk
Season 3 Episode 2/6

In a bid to impress his new punk mates, Vince rebelliously bites Howard's rare jazz record, but unbeknown to him a corruptive jazz beast enters his blood stream. Naboo is forced to shrink Howard and Lester Corncrake and send them into Vince's body to kill the invasive cell
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
11:55pm
The Mighty Boosh
Eels
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Naboo and Bollo go on the Head Shaman's stag do, leaving Howard and Vince in charge of the Nabootique. Stocked up with their latest fads, Elbow Patches and The Indie Celebrity Radar, the pair challenge one another to a sales contest. Things go swimmingly until the evil Cockney Hitcher makes an unexpected visit. Comedy, starring Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.4
12:35am
The League of Gentlemen
The Lesbian and the Monkey
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Pauline struggles to adapt to life on the outside after being released from prison, but her one friend in Royston Vasey, the ever-faithful Mickey, is there to help. Meanwhile, a heavily pregnant Barbara takes a night off from Babs' Cabs to throw a gender-bender party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:15am
The League of Gentlemen
The One-Armed Man Is King
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Joke-shop proprietor Lance goes for an under-the-counter arm transplant - but the result is not quite what he was expecting. Meanwhile, debt-collectors Glen and Big Barry have a terrifying run-in with Lisgoe, and funeral director Owen Fallowfield lectures on the fine art of embalming. Award-winning comedy, starring Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:55am
Nathan Barley
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Dan accidentally creates a hairstyle when he falls asleep in paint, and Nathan turns his attention to glamorous TV presenter Dajve `Dave' Bikinus, hoping to impress her with a new look. Comedy, with Nick Burns, Julian Barratt and Celia Meiras

Rating: 10
2:25am
The Armando Iannucci Shows
Time Passing
Season 1 Episode 5/8

Comedian Armando Iannucci explores themes of reality and, after getting caught up in an on-line bank raid and encountering a man who is literally being bored to death, reaches the conclusion that most people do not take it seriously any more. Elsewhere, while everyone's busy trying to avoid hearing the truth about themselves, a tornado special effect walks out on a disaster movie
(Subtitles) (Repeat)

2:55am
Nighty Night
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Cath has the chance to get a little closer to her therapist when he throws a beach party. Jill engineers a meeting with Don's teenage girlfriend, and suggests she could become a model. Julia Davis, Angus Deayton and Rebecca Front star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
3:30am
Getting On
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Kim's hopes of a quiet night shift are dashed by an emergency admission and an unexpected appearance by an emotional Den. Meanwhile, Dr Moore's dinner plans are spoiled when she too finds herself back on the ward. Comedy drama, starring Jo Brand and Vicki Pepperdine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Sat 25 Feb

7:00am
Cheers
Bar Wars
Season 6 Episode 23/25

The gang declares war on the staff of rival bar Gary's Old Town Tavern, who have taken the liberty of stealing a prized trophy from Cheers. Ted Danson stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
The Big Kiss-Off
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Sam and Woody argue over who can kiss Rebecca for three seconds. American bar-room comedy, starring Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:50am
One Foot in the Grave
The Worst Horror of All
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The Meldrews broaden their cultural horizons with a visit to the BBC in the company of a comatose window cleaner they think is Mrs Warboys' cousin. Later, Victor makes a fresh start with a new job - but soon blots his copybook with a characteristic outburst. Comedy, starring Richard Wilson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:30am
To the Manor Born
The Scout Hut
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Audrey relishes her role as country commissioner for the Girl Guides when she reprimands Richard for not sponsoring a fundraising event in aid of a new scout hut. Comedy, starring Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:10am
To the Manor Born
The Age of the Train
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Audrey leads locals in a rally against the proposed closure of the village's railway station, while DeVere harbours plans to build a new supermarket on the site. Comedy, guest starring Richard Thorp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:50am
Last of the Summer Wine
Some Enchanted Evening
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Wally Batty threatens to leave home, and Compo seizes the opportunity to move in with Nora by dressing smartly and even considering taking a bath to impress her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:30am
Last of the Summer Wine
A Quiet Drink
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The trio hatch a cunning plan to try to persuade a tight-fisted pub-goer to buy a round of drinks at the local
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:10am
Last of the Summer Wine
Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe
Season 2 Episode 6/7

The trio stumble across a canoe and decide to take it for an unauthorised trip up the river - but things soon start to go wrong. Meanwhile, Ivy wins a prize for having the best mouth-instrument
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:50am
The Vicar of Dibley
The Arrival
Season 1 Episode 1/8

First episode of Richard Curtis's comedy, starring Dawn French as the new vicar of a sleepy English village. Her arrival causes consternation among the locals - particularly stuffy councillor David Horton, who vows to have her ejected at all costs. Gary Waldhorn, James Fleet and Emma Chambers co-star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
12:30pm
The Vicar of Dibley
The Vicar in White
Season 5 Episode 2/2

Part two of two. After a whirlwind romance with handsome newcomer Harry, Geraldine swaps her dog collar and cassock for a wedding dress, and hurriedly makes preparations for the big day. But the vicar she has chosen for the service seems a little too fond of her, while the villagers have waited until the last minute to suggest their ideas. The first is a skydiving wedding - the second is something far, far worse. Keeley Hawes and Hugh Bonneville guest star in the last-ever episode of the comedy, alongside Dawn French, Emma Chambers, Roger Lloyd Pack, James Fleet, Gary Waldhorn, Trevor Peacock and John Bluthal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
1:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Mother Nature's Son
Always one to jump on the latest passing bandwagon, Del-Boy goes eco-friendly and decides to create a better world for baby Damien and his generation - by starting his own bottled water business. Starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and Tessa Peake-Jones. Christmas special from 1992
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:10pm
Only Fools and Horses
Fatal Extraction
A nagging toothache forces a reluctant Del to visit the dentist, but he gets more than he bargained for when the receptionist falls for him and embarks on a Fatal Attraction-style campaign to get her hooks into him. Meanwhile, Cassandra's plan to have a baby takes its toll on Rodney, who has never been so exhausted in all his life. Christmas special from 1993
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Heroes and Villains
Season 8 Episode 1/3

Del feels down on his luck after the council rejects his application for a home improvement grant, but his spirits are raised when he hears about a fancy-dress party across town. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield star as the wheeler-dealers in the first part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy. With Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong, Douglas Hodge and Angela Bruce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Modern Men
Season 8 Episode 2/3

Del buys a new manual to help him show Raquel more appreciation and give him the confidence to make positive decisions. Unfortunately, as a result of such upbeat thinking, the Trotters' cash flow hits an all-time low and an angry punter is left baying for blood. The second part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason, Tessa Peake-Jones and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:40pm
Blackadder
The Black Adder: The Foretelling
Season 1 Episode 1/6

It is 1485 and Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh's accidental killing of his great-uncle Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth Field leads to his father becoming king. However, he also manages to help his parent's arch-enemy to escape - and meets faithful sidekick Baldrick for the first time. First episode of the comedy, guest starring Peter Cook, with Rowan Atkinson and Brian Blessed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.4
8:20pm
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan F - Goodbyeee
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Capt Blackadder tries every trick in the book to escape the trenches before the big push, including pretending to be insane - but ends up going over the top with sidekicks Baldrick and George. Final episode of the comedy, guest starring Geoffrey Palmer, with Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Hugh Laurie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.4
9:00pm
Not Going Out
Serious
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First episode of the sitcom about a drifter whose friendship with his flatmate is complicated by the fact her ex-boyfriend is his best mate. Lee dates an author in an effort to discover his serious side, Kate tries to lighten up at clown school and Tim finally apologises for his past behaviour. Lee Mack, Megan Dodds and Tim Vine star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:40pm
Not Going Out
Death
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Tim and Kate's closeness following the death of his grandmother becomes a cause for concern for Lee, so he shares his worries with a counsellor - who is unimpressed by his lack of social skills. The subsequent funeral descends into chaos, thanks to an irate elderly relative and an addictive drink
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:20pm
Not Going Out
Aussie
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Lee clashes with a youth when he gets a job distributing leaflets in a shopping centre, and is persuaded to pretend to be Tim in front of Kate's Australian friend Ruth, who has landed on their doorstep. Comedy, starring Lee Mack, Tim Vine and Megan Dodds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00pm
Bottom
Break
Season 3 Episode 3/6

As Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday in sunny Doncaster, they decide to tone up their muscles to impress the ladies. However, their ways of achieving trim figures are unconventional to say the least. Comedy, with Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
11:40pm
Bottom
Dough
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Eddie hatches a get-rich-quick scheme that actually works - until a psychotic counterfeiter gets wind of his activities and demands a cut of the proceeds. Comedy, starring Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
12:20am
Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour
Stage show of the comedy series from 1995, in which Richie and Eddie try to invite the Queen for supper. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Rating: 5.6
2:25am
Bill Hicks Live: Revelations
A 1993 performance by the outspoken American stand-up comedian, recorded at the Dominion Theatre in London. Hicks rattles through his opinions and observations on Los Angeles, how much he misses smoking, politician George W Bush, the first Iraq war, the assassination of JFK, pop music, television and children on planes

Rating: 10
3:30am
jam
chemotherapy wig
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Blackly comic sketch show from the mind of Brass Eye creator Chris Morris, starring Amelia Bullmore, David Cann, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap. First shown in 2000

Rating: 8
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Sun 26 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Cheers
Backseat Becky, Up Front
Season 6 Episode 25/25

A desperate Rebecca goes to extraordinary lengths to get a moment alone with Evan Drake as he prepares to move to Japan. Comedy, starring Kirstie Alley and Tom Skerritt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:25am
Cheers
How to Recede in Business
Season 7 Episode 1/22

Rebecca is fired and replaced as manager by Sam - who generously rehires her but fails to make it clear there are strings attached. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.5
7:50am
One Foot in the Grave
Descent into the Maelstrom
Season 4 Episode 2/6

Long-suffering Margaret finally collapses with exhaustion, so Victor tries to nurse her back to health - but his bedside manner only makes matters worse. Comedy, starring Richard Wilson and Annette Crosbie
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:30am
To the Manor Born
A Rare Bird
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Marjory and DeVere are thrilled to discover a rare tropical bird nesting on the estate, but Audrey soon finds the feathered fiend is interfering with her honey business. Comedy, starring Penelope Keith, Peter Bowles and Angela Thorne
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:10am
To the Manor Born
A Wife's Prerogative
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Richard tries to clinch a lucrative cosmetics deal with a glamorous French businesswoman, but when she propositions him, he lies that he has a wife. Now all he has to do is persuade Audrey to pose as Mrs DeVere for the weekend. Comedy, starring Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles, with a guest appearance by Rula Lenska
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
9:50am
To the Manor Born
Business Troubles
Season 3 Episode 6/7

Richard wants to build a refrigeration plant in Argentina, but is opposed by his board of directors, so Audrey talks her uncle into helping him defeat his rivals. Comedy, starring Penelope Keith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
11:10am
Only Fools and Horses
Mother Nature's Son
Always one to jump on the latest passing bandwagon, Del-Boy goes eco-friendly and decides to create a better world for baby Damien and his generation - by starting his own bottled water business. Starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield and Tessa Peake-Jones. Christmas special from 1992
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
Fatal Extraction
A nagging toothache forces a reluctant Del to visit the dentist, but he gets more than he bargained for when the receptionist falls for him and embarks on a Fatal Attraction-style campaign to get her hooks into him. Meanwhile, Cassandra's plan to have a baby takes its toll on Rodney, who has never been so exhausted in all his life. Christmas special from 1993
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
If They Could See Us Now
Five years after finally achieving their lifelong dream of becoming millionaires, the Trotter brothers jet off to Monte Carlo with their wives and little Damien - but another dodgy deal by Del sees them scarpering back home and straight to the bankruptcy court. As the despondent duo come to terms with losing their fortune, they receive shocking news about Uncle Albert. Christmas special from 2001
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:50pm
Only Fools and Horses
Heroes and Villains
Season 8 Episode 1/3

Del feels down on his luck after the council rejects his application for a home improvement grant, but his spirits are raised when he hears about a fancy-dress party across town. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield star as the wheeler-dealers in the first part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy. With Tessa Peake-Jones, Gwyneth Strong, Douglas Hodge and Angela Bruce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:05pm
Only Fools and Horses
Modern Men
Season 8 Episode 2/3

Del buys a new manual to help him show Raquel more appreciation and give him the confidence to make positive decisions. Unfortunately, as a result of such upbeat thinking, the Trotters' cash flow hits an all-time low and an angry punter is left baying for blood. The second part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason, Tessa Peake-Jones and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:25pm
Only Fools and Horses
Time on Our Hands
Season 8 Episode 3/3

Raquel invites her estranged parents around for dinner, and Del-Boy is keen to make an impression - but a mix-up with the gravy boat puts a damper on proceedings. However, things soon take a turn for the better when Del's `father-in-law' finds an old watch among the Trotters' junk, which he claims could net them a pretty packet at auction. But nothing can quite prepare them for the shock they have in store. The final part of the Christmas 1996 trilogy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
If They Could See Us Now
Five years after finally achieving their lifelong dream of becoming millionaires, the Trotter brothers jet off to Monte Carlo with their wives and little Damien - but another dodgy deal by Del sees them scarpering back home and straight to the bankruptcy court. As the despondent duo come to terms with losing their fortune, they receive shocking news about Uncle Albert. Christmas special from 2001
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:10pm
Not Going Out
Stress
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Lee feels stressed after agreeing to give Kate driving lessons, so she suggests he try yoga to calm his nerves. However, his technique leaves a lot to be desired. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Megan Dodds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:50pm
Not Going Out
Kid
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Lee has trouble bonding with his new lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy - but Tim has no such problem and discovers they have a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to teach a carnivorous dog about the joys of eating vegetables. Sitcom, starring Lee Mack, Megan Dodds, Tim Vine and Rupert Simonian
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:25pm
Not Going Out
Caretaker
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Lee has to leave the flat when he gets a job as a caretaker, but finds the role tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Kate looks for new housemates and Tim sees a chance to revive his relationship with his ex-girlfriend. Starring Lee Mack, Megan Dodds, Tim Vine and Adrian Hood
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00pm
The Thick of It
Season 4 Episode 3/7

Peter reluctantly spends a very long weekend at a remote country house hotel with Stewart, who is holding a seminar on creative thinking as part of a bid to reinvigorate the party - with no phones, computers or ties allowed. Back at the office, Glenn continues to toil on the Fourth Sector project, as Fergus and Adam have a meeting with an attractive young economist who wants to start a bank. However, everyone's plans are thrown into disarray when a shocking story hits the headlines. Guest starring Sylvestra Le Touzel (Appropriate Adult)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
11:40pm
The Thick of It
Season 4 Episode 4/7

Nicola boards a train to Bradford for a party event, accompanied by a TV news crew, and Malcolm tries to take advantage of the situation by escalating his plan to remove her as leader of the opposition. However, co-conspirator Olly is stuck in hospital - and persuading Ben Swain to join the bloodless coup proves infuriatingly tricky. Guest starring Miles Jupp (Rev)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.9
12:20am
Limmy's Show
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Dee Dee is astounded by the wonders of Teletext, and TV psychic Raymond Day puts a member of his studio audience back in touch with a deceased boyfriend. Elsewhere, Limmy speculates on what it would be like to be brilliant at everything, and bumps into an over-friendly old acquaintance. Sketch show, starring Brian Limond
(Audio Described)

Rating: 4
1:00am
Limmy's Show
Season 2 Episode 6/6

A tramp falls in love with a heart-shaped balloon, a 1960s pop star tries to make a comeback, Jacqueline treats herself to dinner at a fancy restaurant, and a caller flirts with Falconhoof. Elsewhere, Limmy shows off his spoon-playing skills. Sketch show, starring Brian Limond
(Audio Described)

Rating: 4
1:40am
House of Fools
The Erik Affair
Season 2 Episode 1/6

The return of the comedy set in a chaotic household, written by and starring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. Bob feels that his 23-year-old son Erik has come of age and decides to arrange a surprise blind date for him at Julie's bistro with a woman Beef found on the internet. However, Erik has problems selecting an appropriate outfit, while Vic and Bob fall out over their band's debut gig, which is also due to take place at the restaurant that night. With Matt Berry, Daniel Simonsen and Ellie White
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
2:20am
House of Fools
The Botox Affair
Season 2 Episode 2/6

After stealing some Botox from a very famous residence, Vic decides to test it out on Julie - with striking results. It's also Rachel's birthday and Bob hopes to get into Erik's good books by making it a very special and memorable day for her, while Beef's past catches up with him and he is forced to hide from a very irate butcher (guest star Johnny Vegas)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
2:50am
jam
astonishing sod ape
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Offbeat comedy featuring bizarre and surreal sketches. Amelia Bullmore, David Cann, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap star

Rating: 8
3:15am
French and Saunders
The Sound of Music
Season 3 Episode 1/7

The comedy duo present their spoof of The Sound of Music. Plus, an Abba video that never was and a profile of Star Pets. Jerry Hall guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.6
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Mon 27 Feb

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9