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Tue 23 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Block Party
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Brick's teachers tell his parents he is socially challenged, so Mike tries to get him to play basketball, Frankie raises funds to buy Axl's football team a new strip, and Sue tries out for another club, this time as a tennis ball-girl
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Front Door
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Axl breaks down the front door of the house, and Mike insists he fix it to teach him a lesson - resulting in the home being open for several days. Frankie faces the threat of wearing a dog suit outside her workplace if she does not sell a car within a week, and Sue worries about school photographs day. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn and Charlie McDermott
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Scratch
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Frankie accidentally hits Brick on the head with a beer bottle while trying to get the family's rubbish out on time, and when the victim relates the incident to a member of staff at his school, a social worker is dispatched to evaluate the Hecks
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Frankie's plans for the perfect Thanksgiving are cut short when Mr Ehlert demands his staff work over the holiday, and Brick goes missing in a corn maze. Comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Videotape
Season 8 Episode 4/24

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Permanent Punishment
Season 1 Episode 3/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the guys serving up some tennis tips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Great Escape
Season 1 Episode 4/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Scrubs
My Balancing Act
Season 1 Episode 13/24

JD's blossoming romance takes second place to his hectic work schedule, while Turk and Carla have relationship problems of their own. Dr Cox tries to give the interns the confidence to face up to Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
Scrubs
My Drug Buddy
Season 1 Episode 14/24

JD is forced to take sides when his new girlfriend causes friction with Elliot, while Turk is taken aback to discover Dr Cox has more than a passing interest in Carla. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 8 Episode 5/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on TV, online or in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Plus, he will be joined by a mystery guest who has featured in the news. First shown in May 2013

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
The Cleveland Show
Brown History Month
Season 1 Episode 19/21

Cleveland and his son teach their family about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month, but Rallo reacts aggressively to learning about his heritage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:30pm
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland's Angels
Season 1 Episode 20/21

Kendra discovers Cleveland has been cheated out of the money saved for Roberta's college education, and recruits Donna and Arianna to help her retrieve it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:00pm
8 Out of 10 Cats
Season 8 Episode 5/8

Irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. David Walliams, Reginald D Hunter, Yvette Fielding and Phil Spencer join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jason Manford to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

Rating: 7
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Permanent Punishment
Season 1 Episode 3/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the guys serving up some tennis tips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Great Escape
Season 1 Episode 4/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Brother in Loss
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 48/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Season 6 Episode 10/17

The friends lose their cool when they notice how Bebe has changed, and Cartman finally gets kicked out of the gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Season 6 Episode 11/17

The parents get together in an attempt to protect their children from potential kidnappers - but soon find building a wall around the town causes more problems than it solves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
The Cleveland Show
Brown History Month
Season 1 Episode 19/21

Cleveland and his son teach their family about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month, but Rallo reacts aggressively to learning about his heritage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00am
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland's Angels
Season 1 Episode 20/21

Kendra discovers Cleveland has been cheated out of the money saved for Roberta's college education, and recruits Donna and Arianna to help her retrieve it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:25am
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
Season 6 Episode 12/17

The friends have the chance of getting their hands on chocolate riches - but only if they can reach Heaven
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13/17

The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 Episode 19/19

Charlie is introduced to the fiancee of Angie's adult son, and faces a dilemma when he realises he has met her before. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 Episode 1/24

Charlie bumps into an old flame and begins to wonder if he could be the father of her son. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Wed 24 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Siblings
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Frankie discovers the perfect pair of children, and vows to stop her youngsters fighting once and for all. Meanwhile, Mike considers firing Aunt Edie when she makes a costly error at the quarry. American comedy, starring Neil Flynn and Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Jeans
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Sue urges her parents to buy her an expensive pair of jeans to help her fit in with the popular children at school, and Axl feels he needs a car to impress a girl. Frankie asks Brick to take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog, to teach him about responsibility
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Neighbour
Season 1 Episode 12/24

Frankie suspects it is only a matter of time until a fight breaks out with her neighbour Rita following Sue's confrontation with the boys next door. Axl tries to get Brick to complete a book report for him in exchange for teaching his little brother how to kick a ball. Guest starring Brooke Shields (The Blue Lagoon)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:35am
The Middle
The Interview
Season 1 Episode 13/24

Mike tries to find a new job when the quarry is shut down for scientific research following the discovery of a dinosaur bone, but struggles to adapt to modern technology, and Frankie helps Brick in his efforts to be elected school historian
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:35am
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:35am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:35pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Brother in Loss
Season 1 Episode 5/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including footage of a marriage made in hell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Jokers Playhouse
Season 1 Episode 7/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including a punishment hitting a little too close to home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Scrubs
My Bed Banter and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 15/24

JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
Scrubs
My Heavy Meddle
Season 1 Episode 16/24

JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 17/26

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing texts with strangers, then try to sabotage one another as the wingmen from Hell at a dating event

Rating: 5.4
9:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 18/26

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
10:00pm
Roast Battle
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Jimmy Carr hosts as Joe Lycett takes on Nick Helm, and Desiree Burch goes up against Daniel Sloss, with Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan judging proceedings
(Subtitles)

10:30pm
Roast Battle
Season 1 Episode 1/6

New series. Stand-up comedy showdown, hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Tom Allen takes on Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang is up against Ed Gamble
(Subtitles)

11:00pm
The Cleveland Show
You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown
Season 1 Episode 21/21

Cleveland's parents, Cookie and LeVar `Freight Train' Brown, announce they plan to remarry and ask him to be best man, but he is hurt when his father decides that he wants Donna's ex-husband to perform the duties instead, before discovering interesting news about his former wife

Rating: 5.8
11:30pm
The Cleveland Show
Harder, Better, Faster, Browner
Season 2 Episode 1/22

Struggling rapper Kenny West writes, records and performs a new single with a little help from Cleveland - but its chart success soon makes him forget about their partnership and claim all the limelight for himself

Rating: 5.8
12:00am
Bob's Burgers
The Silence of the Louise
Season 8 Episode 2/

Louise teams up with the psychotic Millie to find out who mutilated Mr Frond's therapy dolls, while Teddy attempts to make an inspirational poster
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
12:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Jokers Playhouse
Season 1 Episode 7/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including a punishment hitting a little too close to home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 49/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
Season 6 Episode 12/17

The friends have the chance of getting their hands on chocolate riches - but only if they can reach Heaven
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13/17

The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
The Cleveland Show
You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown
Season 1 Episode 21/21

Cleveland's parents, Cookie and LeVar `Freight Train' Brown, announce they plan to remarry and ask him to be best man, but he is hurt when his father decides that he wants Donna's ex-husband to perform the duties instead, before discovering interesting news about his former wife

Rating: 5.8
3:00am
The Cleveland Show
Harder, Better, Faster, Browner
Season 2 Episode 1/22

Struggling rapper Kenny West writes, records and performs a new single with a little help from Cleveland - but its chart success soon makes him forget about their partnership and claim all the limelight for himself

Rating: 5.8
3:25am
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Season 6 Episode 14/17

Mr Garrison introduces his replacement for Mr Hat and bids to get himself fired, while the gang is sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Season 6 Episode 15/17

The boys experience the magic of voodoo when Chef's mum tries to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body following a failed attempt by a famous psychic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 Episode 2/24

Alan finds himself in the awkward posiition of trying to recover $38 that he lent to Charlie. However, Charlie ejects him from the house. Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 Episode 3/24

Charlie puts his culinary skills to the test, Alan tries to date two women at the same time and Jake samples his first beer. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Thu 25 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Yelling
Season 1 Episode 14/24

Frankie makes a deal with her children, stating that if they do their homework and chores she will not hassle them, while Mike accepts a job as a night driver with Bob. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Valentine's Day
Season 1 Episode 15/24

Frankie and Mike prepare for a quiet and romantic Valentine's Day when Brick attends his first sleepover, Axl has a date and Sue goes to a party - but the peace they seek is short-lived
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Bee
Season 1 Episode 16/24

When Brick demonstrates his talent in a school spelling bee, Mike decides to train him for a regional competition. However, as the family members prepare to embark on a road trip to Chicago for the event, they realise they have forgotten Sue's birthday
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Break Up
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Axl is left devastated when his new girlfriend dumps him, and Sue discovers she is not the best babysitter when she allows Brick to watch a scary movie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself or blurting out any embarrassing indiscretions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Elevating the Game
Season 1 Episode 8/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including a punishment in which the loser faces his fears in an elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Bigger in Texas
Season 1 Episode 9/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including one of the pranksters attending a rodeo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Scrubs
My Student
Season 1 Episode 17/24

JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18/24

JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:55pm
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:25pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:55pm
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Role Models (2008)
Two irresponsible salesmen find themselves in trouble with the law after crashing their truck. To avoid jail, they agree to undertake community service looking after a couple of troubled kids. However, it soon seems that going to prison would have been the easier option. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Rating: 6.6
11:00pm
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland Live!
Season 2 Episode 2/22

A behind-the-scenes look at the `filming' of an episode - which is nearly ruined by a drunken Roberta, angry at having her storyline cut

Rating: 5.8
11:30pm
The Cleveland Show
How Cleveland Got His Groove Back
Season 2 Episode 3/22

Cleveland loses his confidence and takes his family on a soul-searching journey to Africa, but gets sidetracked and spends a few days in Hawaii - where he has an epiphany

Rating: 5.8
12:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Elevating the Game
Season 1 Episode 8/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including a punishment in which the loser faces his fears in an elevator ride
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Bigger in Texas
Season 1 Episode 9/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including one of the pranksters attending a rodeo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 50/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Season 6 Episode 15/17

The boys experience the magic of voodoo when Chef's mum tries to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body following a failed attempt by a famous psychic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
Rick and Morty
Mortynight Run
Season 2 Episode 2/10

Rick takes Morty on a trip to teach him how to pilot the flying car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:30am
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland Live!
Season 2 Episode 2/22

A behind-the-scenes look at the `filming' of an episode - which is nearly ruined by a drunken Roberta, angry at having her storyline cut

Rating: 5.8
3:00am
The Cleveland Show
How Cleveland Got His Groove Back
Season 2 Episode 3/22

Cleveland loses his confidence and takes his family on a soul-searching journey to Africa, but gets sidetracked and spends a few days in Hawaii - where he has an epiphany

Rating: 5.8
3:25am
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16/17

Stan gets a taste of the future when a naked 32-year-old version of himself turns up in town - and the terrible truth is almost too much to bear. He resolves to do something about it before it is too late
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Cancelled
Season 7 Episode 1/15

The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Alan believes the situation will end badly when Charlie begins dating his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 Episode 5/24

Charlie tries to help out Jake's former teacher Miss Pasternak, who became a stripper after a fling with the bachelor, by giving her a room and a job. Alicia Witt guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Fri 26 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Fun House
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Frankie fears for her job when a motivational consultant arrives to work with the sales team. Elsewhere, Mike has to take responsibility for the children - making the house more fun for Axl and his friends, giving advice to Sue's former boyfriend, and helping Brick with a school project
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Final Four
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Mike's dream of seeing the Final Four basketball tournament is realised after Frankie's boss offers him two tickets, but when his uncle's funeral falls on the same date he faces a dilemma. Meanwhile, Sue helps Brick avoid a birthday party by pretending to be his mother on the phone - but the plan appears set to backfire
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
TV or Not TV
Season 1 Episode 20/24

The Hecks have their electricity switched off for failing to pay a bill on time, forcing Frankie and Mike to cut down on family expenses - including cable TV. The children take up other activities to fill the void, but their parents struggle to occupy themselves, while Brick and his friends have to spend a school break outside when the library closes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Worry Duty
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Frankie grows concerned when Axl's ex-girlfriend reappears, while Brick looks after a chick for a school science project. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Atticus Shaffer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Puncture Perfect
Season 1 Episode 10/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Parks & Wreck
Season 1 Episode 11/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:55pm
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Scrubs
My Old Man
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
Scrubs
My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20/24

JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is. Comedy, guest starring Scott Foley, with Sarah Chalke and Zach Braff

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:55pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Rats
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:25pm
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 17/26

Q, Murr, Sal and Joe kill time in a waiting room by sharing texts with strangers, then try to sabotage one another as the wingmen from Hell at a dating event

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers: After Party
Season 1 Episode 2/

Murr lets his hair down and the guys get recognised while shooting. Hosted by Joey Fatone

9:00pm
The Cleveland Show
Gone with the Wind
Season 1 Episode 17/21

The gang participates in a karaoke contest at the Broken Stool, but Donna is humiliated by Cleveland's flatulence during the competition. Meanwhile, Quagmire visits Stoolbend to deliver upsetting news

Rating: 5.8
9:30pm
The Cleveland Show
Brotherly Love
Season 1 Episode 18/21

Rallo offers Cleveland Jr advice to help him impress a girl, but the youngster's confidence is knocked by the discovery that her boyfriend is a local rap star, so he hatches a plan to woo her by challenging his rival to a rap battle. With the voice of guest star Kanye West
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
The Wolf of Wharf Street
Season 8 Episode 3/

Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Rick and Morty
Auto Erotic Assimilation
Season 2 Episode 3/10

Beth and Jerry get into a fight, while Rick gets emotional

Rating: 9.3
11:00pm
South Park
Tsst
Season 10 Episode 7/14

Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan `The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge. Adult animation, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Season 10 Episode 8/14

The boys spend all weekend playing the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
8 Out of 10 Cats
Season 8 Episode 5/8

Irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. David Walliams, Reginald D Hunter, Yvette Fielding and Phil Spencer join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jason Manford to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

Rating: 7
12:30am
Da Ali G Show
Ali G in Da USAiii: Politics
Season 2 Episode 3/6

The incorrigible Ali G speaks to prominent Republican Newt Gingrich, Borat tries his hand at acting and Austrian model Bruno meets designer Marc Jacobs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 51/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16/17

Stan gets a taste of the future when a naked 32-year-old version of himself turns up in town - and the terrible truth is almost too much to bear. He resolves to do something about it before it is too late
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
Season 3 Episode 1/

Fan favourites from previous series of RuPaul's Drag Race compete in new challenges in the hope of being inducted in the Drag Race Hall of Fame
(New Series)

Rating: 9.4
3:20am
South Park
Krazy Kripples
Season 7 Episode 2/15

Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight, so the duo form a `Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
South Park
Toilet Paper
Season 7 Episode 3/15

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:10am
Two and a Half Men
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 Episode 6/24

Part one of two. Alan makes a bid to rekindle his relationship with Judith, while Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor lifestyle. Guest starring Ryan Stiles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Best HO Money Can Buy
Season 6 Episode 7/24

Part two of two. Charlie and Herb enjoy a night out around the town, while Alan tries to end his relationship with Judith. Guest starring Ryan Stiles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sat 27 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Bee
Season 1 Episode 16/24

When Brick demonstrates his talent in a school spelling bee, Mike decides to train him for a regional competition. However, as the family members prepare to embark on a road trip to Chicago for the event, they realise they have forgotten Sue's birthday
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Break Up
Season 1 Episode 17/24

Axl is left devastated when his new girlfriend dumps him, and Sue discovers she is not the best babysitter when she allows Brick to watch a scary movie. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Fun House
Season 1 Episode 18/24

Frankie fears for her job when a motivational consultant arrives to work with the sales team. Elsewhere, Mike has to take responsibility for the children - making the house more fun for Axl and his friends, giving advice to Sue's former boyfriend, and helping Brick with a school project
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:35am
The Middle
The Final Four
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Mike's dream of seeing the Final Four basketball tournament is realised after Frankie's boss offers him two tickets, but when his uncle's funeral falls on the same date he faces a dilemma. Meanwhile, Sue helps Brick avoid a birthday party by pretending to be his mother on the phone - but the plan appears set to backfire
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:35am
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:35am
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Scrubs
My Own Personal Jesus
Season 1 Episode 11/24

As Christmas approaches, Elliot searches frantically for a pregnant teenager who has gone missing, while surly Dr Cox arranges for JD to film the birth of a friend's baby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
12:35pm
Scrubs
My Blind Date
Season 1 Episode 12/24

The staff try to finish a shift without losing any patients, while JD finds a new friend - stuck in a scanning machine. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
1:00pm
Scrubs
My Balancing Act
Season 1 Episode 13/24

JD's blossoming romance takes second place to his hectic work schedule, while Turk and Carla have relationship problems of their own. Dr Cox tries to give the interns the confidence to face up to Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
1:35pm
Scrubs
My Drug Buddy
Season 1 Episode 14/24

JD is forced to take sides when his new girlfriend causes friction with Elliot, while Turk is taken aback to discover Dr Cox has more than a passing interest in Carla. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:05pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
B-I-N-G-NO
Season 1 Episode 1/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details, including mischief at a New York City deli and the loser of a challenge playing bingo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:35pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Blunder Years
Season 1 Episode 2/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the loser of a challenge facing his childhood crush
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Permanent Punishment
Season 1 Episode 3/

Another selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, including the guys serving up some tennis tips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Great Escape
Season 1 Episode 4/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Film 13 Going on 30 (2004)
A 13-year-old girl wishes she could skip the misery of growing up and become an adult overnight. However, the next day she wakes up to find 17 years have mysteriously passed and she is now a successful magazine editor approaching her 30th birthday - and her new life is just as hard to cope with as her old one. Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Christa B Allen and Andy Serkis

Rating: 7.7
8:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 18/26

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Rating: 5.4
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers: After Party
Season 1 Episode 3/

Join host Joey Fatone as he sits down with Joe, Q and Murr to talk about this episode. Find out how easy it was for the guys to snag digits in the food court

9:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Eddie Izzard, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah
Season 9 Episode 1/6

Eddie Izzard hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, treating the audience to his own brand of stream-of-consciousness humour before introducing routines by The Last Leg star Josh Widdicombe and South African comic Trevor Noah
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
10:00pm
RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
Season 3 Episode 1/

Fan favourites from previous series of RuPaul's Drag Race compete in new challenges in the hope of being inducted in the Drag Race Hall of Fame

Rating: 9.4
11:25pm
8 Out of 10 Cats
Season 8 Episode 5/8

Irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. David Walliams, Reginald D Hunter, Yvette Fielding and Phil Spencer join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jason Manford to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

Rating: 7
12:00am
Roast Battle
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Jimmy Carr hosts as Joe Lycett takes on Nick Helm, and Desiree Burch goes up against Daniel Sloss, with Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan judging proceedings
(Subtitles)

12:30am
Da Ali G Show
Ali G in Da USAiii: Politics
Season 2 Episode 3/6

The incorrigible Ali G speaks to prominent Republican Newt Gingrich, Borat tries his hand at acting and Austrian model Bruno meets designer Marc Jacobs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
1:00am
The Cleveland Show
Brown History Month
Season 1 Episode 19/21

Cleveland and his son teach their family about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month, but Rallo reacts aggressively to learning about his heritage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
1:30am
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland's Angels
Season 1 Episode 20/21

Kendra discovers Cleveland has been cheated out of the money saved for Roberta's college education, and recruits Donna and Arianna to help her retrieve it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00am
The Cleveland Show
You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown
Season 1 Episode 21/21

Cleveland's parents, Cookie and LeVar `Freight Train' Brown, announce they plan to remarry and ask him to be best man, but he is hurt when his father decides that he wants Donna's ex-husband to perform the duties instead, before discovering interesting news about his former wife
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:30am
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Season 6 Episode 10/17

The friends lose their cool when they notice how Bebe has changed, and Cartman finally gets kicked out of the gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Season 6 Episode 11/17

The parents get together in an attempt to protect their children from potential kidnappers - but soon find building a wall around the town causes more problems than it solves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
Season 6 Episode 12/17

The friends have the chance of getting their hands on chocolate riches - but only if they can reach Heaven
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13/17

The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
Season 3 Episode 12/23

Tina vows to find the `mad pooper' running rampant at school, while Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
My Fuzzy Valentine
Season 3 Episode 13/23

Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sun 28 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
TV or Not TV
Season 1 Episode 20/24

The Hecks have their electricity switched off for failing to pay a bill on time, forcing Frankie and Mike to cut down on family expenses - including cable TV. The children take up other activities to fill the void, but their parents struggle to occupy themselves, while Brick and his friends have to spend a school break outside when the library closes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Worry Duty
Season 1 Episode 21/24

Frankie grows concerned when Axl's ex-girlfriend reappears, while Brick looks after a chick for a school science project. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Atticus Shaffer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Scrubs
My Bed Banter and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 15/24

JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Heavy Meddle
Season 1 Episode 16/24

JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Scrubs
My Student
Season 1 Episode 17/24

JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:30am
Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18/24

JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
12:00pm
Scrubs
My Old Man
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
12:30pm
Scrubs
My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20/24

JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is. Comedy, guest starring Scott Foley, with Sarah Chalke and Zach Braff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth to a girl after enduring 21 hours in labour - and she and Ross have to face up to their feelings for each other
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:35pm
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:15pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:45pm
Film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
An eccentric but brilliant former cop sets himself up to champion the underdog - as a private eye specialising in locating missing animals. The zany detective is called in to find a kidnapped dolphin - the mascot of an American football team - and uncovers a plot involving high-level police corruption. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc and Noble Willingham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Role Models (2008)
Two irresponsible salesmen find themselves in trouble with the law after crashing their truck. To avoid jail, they agree to undertake community service looking after a couple of troubled kids. However, it soon seems that going to prison would have been the easier option. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Rating: 6.6
11:00pm
Roast Battle
Season 1 Episode 1/6

New series. Stand-up comedy showdown, hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Tom Allen takes on Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang is up against Ed Gamble
(Subtitles)

11:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Parks & Wreck
Season 1 Episode 11/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:00am
The Cleveland Show
Harder, Better, Faster, Browner
Season 2 Episode 1/22

Struggling rapper Kenny West writes, records and performs a new single with a little help from Cleveland - but its chart success soon makes him forget about their partnership and claim all the limelight for himself

Rating: 5.8
12:30am
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland Live!
Season 2 Episode 2/22

A behind-the-scenes look at the `filming' of an episode - which is nearly ruined by a drunken Roberta, angry at having her storyline cut
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
1:00am
The Cleveland Show
How Cleveland Got His Groove Back
Season 2 Episode 3/22

Cleveland loses his confidence and takes his family on a soul-searching journey to Africa, but gets sidetracked and spends a few days in Hawaii - where he has an epiphany
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
1:30am
Bob's Burgers
The Wolf of Wharf Street
Season 8 Episode 3/

Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:00am
Rick and Morty
Auto Erotic Assimilation
Season 2 Episode 3/10

Beth and Jerry get into a fight, while Rick gets emotional
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:30am
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Season 6 Episode 14/17

Mr Garrison introduces his replacement for Mr Hat and bids to get himself fired, while the gang is sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Season 6 Episode 15/17

The boys experience the magic of voodoo when Chef's mum tries to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body following a failed attempt by a famous psychic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16/17

Stan gets a taste of the future when a naked 32-year-old version of himself turns up in town - and the terrible truth is almost too much to bear. He resolves to do something about it before it is too late
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Cancelled
Season 7 Episode 1/15

The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Bob's Burgers
Lindapendent Woman
Season 3 Episode 14/23

Linda feels unappreciated and quits to take a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
4:35am
Bob's Burgers
OT - The Outside Toilet
Season 3 Episode 15/23

In an episode parodying ET: The Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet and is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. With the guest voice of Jon Hamm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Mon 29 Jan

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Mother's Day
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Frankie finds her inner child after treating herself to a trip to her mother's house, while Sue tries her hand at shoplifting. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Eden Sher
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Signals
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Mike decides to use the Heck family barbecue to help Brick work on his social skills, and Axl tries to entice some bikini-clad girls to the event, while Sue finds a new companion in the shape of a church youth group leader
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Average Rules
Season 1 Episode 24/24

An aptitude test suggests Axl is an underachieving genius, and Sue is forced to do five laps of the school athletics track on crutches to make the cross-country team. After failing to return 31 books, Brick is drawn into a battle of wits with school librarian Mrs Nethercott (Golden Girls star Betty White)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Back to School
Season 2 Episode 1/24

Frankie is accused of being overprotective when she tries to explain Brick's eccentricities to new teacher Ms Rinsky (Doris Roberts). American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:05pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:05pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Hopeless and Changeless
Season 1 Episode 12/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Rats
Season 9 Episode 12/24

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Scrubs
My Sacrificial Clam
Season 1 Episode 21/24

JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser, with Zach Braff and Donald Faison

Rating: 7.5
4:30pm
Scrubs
My Occurrence
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Part one of two. Jordan's brother Ben is admitted to the hospital suffering from a minor injury, but JD later faces the difficult task of telling him he also has leukaemia. Meanwhile, Elliot mistakenly tells a patient she is pregnant. Guest starring Brendan Fraser

Rating: 7.5
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with the Blind Dates
Season 9 Episode 14/24

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates, while baby Emma causes problems for Monica and Chandler's love life. Guest starring Jon Lovitz
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:05pm
Friends
The One with the Mugging
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child and Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start. Meanwhile, Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a self-important actor. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum and Tenacious D's Kyle Gass
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Boob Job
Season 9 Episode 16/24

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly, while Phoebe asks Mike to move in with her, but has second thoughts once it becomes clear he does not share her enthusiasm for marriage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Lottery
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Everyone except Ross pools their money to buy lottery tickets, but a disagreement about how to spend any winnings prompts a disdainful Phoebe to make a rash gesture. Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call that could mean a new job, and Rachel thinks Emma is close to saying her first word
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a steamy love scene inspires unexpected feelings - and a saucy dream. Phoebe takes an opportunity to serenade a captive audience, while Chandler plans to whisk Monica away - but ends up inviting Ross. Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him. However, the answering machine gives the game away and everyone attends - which is good news for Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 9 Episode 4/9

The comedian continues to offer his personal perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on television, online or in print, as well as picking up on overlooked items that raise a smile. Russell will also be joined by a guest with an amazing tale to tell. First shown in 2014

Rating: 4.8
9:35pm
8 Out of 10 Cats
Season 8 Episode 6/8

Irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Kelly Osborne, Reginald D Hunter, Terry Christian and Isy Suttie join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jason Manford to answer questions based on opinion polls carried out around the country to see who best understands what is going on in Britain today

Rating: 7
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 10 Episode 19/26

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q must explain why they have been suddenly doused with water while working at a mall, while a challenge gets childish as the guys battle to make each other laugh

Rating: 5.4
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers: After Party
Season 1 Episode 4/

Sal and Joe hang out with host Joey Fatone to discuss the latest episode, with Joe revealing which jokers are one another's favourites

11:00pm
The Cleveland Show
It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown
Season 2 Episode 4/22

Cleveland Jr is forbidden to wear his giant pancake outfit on Halloween because his father deems it too childish, so tries to reinvent himself as a cool teenager

Rating: 5.8
11:30pm
The Cleveland Show
Little Man on Campus
Season 2 Episode 5/22

Eager to take his team to the high-school baseball state championship, Cleveland persuades Holt to pose as a transfer student in place of his injured star pitcher. However, realising the bad example he has set Junior, the coach tries to clear his conscience

Rating: 5.8
12:00am
Da Ali G Show
Ali G in Da USAiii: Art
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Ali learns about art and chairs a roundtable discussion on the media, while Borat has an acting lesson and Bruno visits Los Angeles

Rating: 5.3
12:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Hopeless and Changeless
Season 1 Episode 12/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30am
South Park
Krazy Kripples
Season 7 Episode 2/15

Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight, so the duo form a `Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Toilet Paper
Season 7 Episode 3/15

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
The Cleveland Show
It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown
Season 2 Episode 4/22

Cleveland Jr is forbidden to wear his giant pancake outfit on Halloween because his father deems it too childish, so tries to reinvent himself as a cool teenager

Rating: 5.8
3:00am
The Cleveland Show
Little Man on Campus
Season 2 Episode 5/22

Eager to take his team to the high-school baseball state championship, Cleveland persuades Holt to pose as a transfer student in place of his injured star pitcher. However, realising the bad example he has set Junior, the coach tries to clear his conscience

Rating: 5.8
3:25am
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
Season 7 Episode 4/15

The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 7 Episode 5/15

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 Episode 8/24

Charlie's girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake. Jennifer Taylor guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 Episode 9/24

Alan's love life begins to improve with the help of his brother's Mercedes, while Charlie is forced to cover for Jake after he disappears with a former NFL player's daughter. Starring Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2