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Fri 27 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Last Words
Season 8 Episode 2/19

JD and Turk forgo their traditional steak night to comfort a dying patient, while Dr Maddox begins to show her true colours. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends)

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My Saving Grace
Season 8 Episode 3/19

Kelso and Cox realise that desperate times call for desperate measures and form an alliance to oust Maddox from Sacred Heart. Carla makes it her mission to put a self-centred and incompetent intern in her place. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends)

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Gilmore Girls
Forgiveness and Stuff
Season 1 Episode 10/21

Richard collapses at a Christmas party, sending Lorelai into a panic. Lane advises Rory on buying a gift for Dean

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Heckles Dies
Season 2 Episode 3/24

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Husband
Season 2 Episode 4/24

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 12/16

The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 13/16

The guys host a taste test, negotiate for items at a flea market, and work as petrol station attendants
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Granny Gets Busy
Season 2 Episode 5/24

Philip is alarmed to discover his widowed mother has a new man in her life, while Carlton and Will challenge the girls to a battle of the sexes. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Guess Who's Coming to Marry
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Will's mother forbids him to go to his aunt's wedding because the groom is white, meaning he has to decide whether to follow his heart. Comedy, starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:35pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:05pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:35pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:10pm
Film Hot Pursuit (2015)
An uptight, accident prone police officer desperate to prove herself has to protect a gangster's widow who has agreed to give evidence against a drug lord. They end up forced to go on the run together, and are pursued across Texas by hitmen and corrupt cops. Crime comedy, starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara

Rating: 8.8
10:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Go Tina on the Mountain
Season 8 Episode 15/22

A hermit living in the woods helps Tina have an epiphany about nature during an education camp, while Bob and Linda experience what it is like to be empty-nesters

Rating: 8.2
10:30pm
Bordertown
High School Football
Season 1 Episode 4/13

Bud becomes the new high-school football coach and discovers a secret weapon to win - an illegal immigrant who turns out to be Mexico's leading drug mule

Rating: 7
11:00pm
South Park
Eek, a Penis!
Season 12 Episode 5/14

With Mrs Garrison absent from school while searching for a way to be the man nature intended, Cartman is given control of the classroom. After doing an exemplary job as a substitute teacher, he finds himself in demand elsewhere to help inner-city youths
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Over Logging
Season 12 Episode 6/14

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so decides to pack up his family and head out West to find it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
TripTank
Season 2 Episode 14/20

A father returns from a stand-up tour with inappropriate jokes, a superhero defeats villains with his uncomfortable name, and a warlock has a disturbing habit
(Subtitles)

12:30am
Rick and Morty
Rick Potion No 9
Season 1 Episode 6/11

Rick helps Morty win over the girl of his dreams with a love potion, but it does not go according to plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 94/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
The Entity
Season 5 Episode 11/14

Mr Garrison gets tired of queuing and devises a plan to net him a million - a brand new, occasionally enjoyable mode of transport. Kyle's New York cousin pays a visit, but proves to be such a liability that the boys plot to get rid of him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Here Comes the Neighbourhood
Season 5 Episode 12/14

Token grows weary of being the only wealthy child in town, so begins a campaign to lure the rich and stupid to South Park - much to the consternation of the other residents
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Kenny Dies
Season 5 Episode 13/14

In an attempt to save Kenny's life, Cartman speaks to Congress on the subject of stem cell research - but the gang might still have to face up to the hooded lad's demise one last time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Butters' Very Own Episode
Season 5 Episode 14/14

Butters finds himself lost and alone in the big city after inadvertently revealing a dark family secret about his father's moonlight `shopping' trips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
My Name Is Earl
Chaz Dalton's Space Academy
Season 4 Episode 20/27

The reformed crook discovers his hero, astronaut Chaz Dalton, is not who he thought he was. No longer part of the witness protection programme, Joy joins a social networking website, but no one wants to be her friend. Comedy, starring Jason Lee and Jaime Pressly

Rating: 8.1
3:50am
My Name Is Earl
Pinky
Season 4 Episode 22/27

Randy tracks down the mystery woman who broke his heart 20 years previously, but is shocked to discover her identity. Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee star

Rating: 8.1
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 Episode 5/19

Charlie is forced to come up with different ways to keep his girlfriend's four-year-old son amused. Meanwhile Alan becomes a test subject for a drug study to raise some funds. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5 Episode 6/19

Jake disobeys his father's orders and sneaks out of the house to attend a concert. Meanwhile, Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him at an important dinner after a medication mix-up makes him change character. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sat 28 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
Bat Out of Heck
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Dr Goodwin shows his dark side when Frankie fails to deliver the peanut brittle he purchased, while Axl is getting sick and tired of having Mike tell him how to run his life

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
Life in Pieces
War Pestilence Famine Death
Season 1 Episode 19/22

Greg and Jen invite their exterminator and his wife over for dinner. Matt and Colleen make an effort to be friends, and Tim is terrified to perform minor surgery on John

Rating: 10
9:00am
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:30am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Scrubs
My Growing Pains
Season 7 Episode 5/11

The staff of Sacred Heart get in touch with their playful sides, resulting in Turk and JD reminiscing about the first prank they pulled together. Dr Cox deals with a 10-year-old leukaemia patient and Dr Kelso celebrates his birthday. Zach Braff, Donald Faison and John C McGinley star

Rating: 7.5
12:30pm
Scrubs
My Number One Doctor
Season 7 Episode 6/11

JD is elated to discover patients have voted him best doctor at Sacred Heart, but Turk and Dr Cox conspire to seize the title for themselves. Elliot is faced with a difficult decision regarding one of her patients and Carla is amazed to find the Janitor has an attractive girlfriend. Zach Braff and Donald Faison star

Rating: 7.5
1:00pm
Scrubs
My Bad Too
Season 7 Episode 7/11

JD looks after a burns patient, Turk tries to learn Spanish to surprise Carla on their wedding anniversary, and Dr Cox makes a game out of stealing Dr Kelso's breakfast. Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Judy Reyes star

Rating: 7.5
1:30pm
Scrubs
My Manhood
Season 7 Episode 8/11

JD wants to set an example for his son, and Turk undergoes a surgical procedure that leaves him feeling insecure about his masculinity. The janitor establishes a hospital newspaper in response to a disagreement with Kelso. Starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison

Rating: 7.5
2:00pm
My Name Is Earl
Witch Lady
Season 4 Episode 21/27

The reformed character comes up with a plan to make amends with an alleged witch, but his scheme backfires and she takes him hostage along with everybody else who has ever been nasty to her, concocting a gruesome plan to get her own back

Rating: 8.1
2:30pm
My Name Is Earl
Pinky
Season 4 Episode 22/27

Randy tracks down the mystery woman who broke his heart 20 years previously, but is shocked to discover her identity. Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee star

Rating: 8.1
3:00pm
My Name Is Earl
Bullies
Season 4 Episode 23/27

The do-gooder tries to make amends for bullying Wally Panzer at school, but when Earl discovers the boy is now a bodybuilder, he is unsure how to apologise without getting hurt. Meanwhile, Randy finds the courage to stand up to Joy. Guest starring Matthew Willig

Rating: 8.1
3:30pm
My Name Is Earl
Gospel
Season 4 Episode 24/27

Reverend Green struggles to forgive Earl for several of the items on his list, and Joy imprisons Catalina in a shed with the help of a lawnmower. Guest starring Faizon Love (Couples Retreat)

Rating: 8.1
3:55pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Film Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006)
A rich teenager tries to join the cheerleading team of her new high school, but she runs into trouble with the popular captain of the troupe. Comedy sequel, starring Hayden Panettiere, Solange Knowles Smith and Gus Carr

Rating: 5.7
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Shane and Lee
Season 3 Episode 6/12

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Shane and Lee judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 11/26

Murr reveals which prop he carries almost daily and the guys identify which of them danced in their high-school musical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Showtime
The popular stand-up entertains 20,000 fans in a show recorded during his 10-night run at the London O2 in 2012. The show features anecdotes about watching his wife get undressed, a horrific trip to the dentist and his children, as well as Michael's thoughts on the Diamond Jubilee, Wimbledon and the Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
10:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Nick Swardson v Theresa Caputo
Season 3 Episode 23/24

Reno 911! star Nick Swardson takes on Theresa Caputo from Long Island Medium, with songs including Summer of '69 and Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Rating: 7.9
10:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Nina Agdal v David Spade
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Rules of Engagement star David Spade goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal, featuring their interpretations of songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott

Rating: 7.9
11:00pm
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 5/6

The comedian and Ninette head to Naples in Florida, to try to find out why its was voted the happiest city in America

Rating: 7
11:30pm
Joel & Nish vs the World
Mexico
Season 1 Episode 4/6

Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to Mexico to meet renowned long-distance runners the Tarahumara and see if they can keep up with the Native American tribe
(Subtitles)

12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 9/16

The pranksters attempt to convince strangers of the existence of obscure places, pick their `poison' in a park, and try to find a house sitter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 10/16

The pranksters shake hands with strangers, spin the `wheel of doom', and work at a hibachi restaurant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 12/16

The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00am
South Park
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Season 4 Episode 2/17

Cartman is sent to a juvenile detention centre for 13 years, but as his friends try to rescue him he finds life on the inside is not so bad. Stan, Kyle and Kenny must try to persuade him to break out in time to join their sledging team before the big race
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Timmy! 2000
Season 4 Episode 3/17

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman try to develop attention deficit disorder, convinced it will automatically qualify them for privileged treatment and free trips to lots of rock gigs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Quintuplets 2000
Season 4 Episode 4/17

Quintuplets move into the town, and Cartman soon forms a strange attachment to one of them, while Kenny's mum plans her own multiple birth to attract attention and raise funds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
Gone with the Wind
Season 1 Episode 17/21

The gang participates in a karaoke contest at the Broken Stool, but Donna is humiliated by Cleveland's flatulence during the competition. Meanwhile, Quagmire visits Stoolbend to deliver upsetting news
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
Brotherly Love
Season 1 Episode 18/21

Rallo offers Cleveland Jr advice to help him impress a girl, but the youngster's confidence is knocked by the discovery that her boyfriend is a local rap star, so he hatches a plan to woo her by challenging his rival to a rap battle. With the voice of guest star Kanye West
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 Episode 7/19

Alan takes Jake away to move in with his mother, after having an argument with Charlie over a decorative bowl. Robert Wagner guest stars, alongside Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs Waffles?
Season 5 Episode 8/19

Alan is annoyed when Charlie becomes famous after writing a successful children's song. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sun 29 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Dumb Luck
Season 7 Episode 9/11

Carla and Elliot try to persuade the board not to force Dr Kelso into retirement, while JD and Turk seize the opportunity to embarrass Dr Cox when he is unable to diagnose a patient's condition. Starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Ken Jenkins

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My Waste of Time
Season 7 Episode 10/11

Carla and Turk consider having a second baby, and after spending time together treating a former patient, JD and Elliot realise the nature of their relationship has changed. Meanwhile, Dr Cox struggles to come to terms with his new job title. Donald Faison, Judy Reyes and Zach Braff star

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Scrubs
My Princess
Season 7 Episode 11/11

Faced with the task of telling his son a bedtime story, Dr Cox recounts his day at work as a fairy tale, featuring Carla and Turk as a two-headed witch, Elliot as a princess and JD as the village idiot. Starring John C McGinley

Rating: 7.5
9:30am
Scrubs
My Jerks
Season 8 Episode 1/19

Dr Kelso's beautiful but unethical replacement causes a stir at Sacred Heart, JD struggles with a new batch of incompetent interns, and Carla helps Elliot keep her ego in check. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends)

Rating: 7.5
10:00am
Scrubs
My Last Words
Season 8 Episode 2/19

JD and Turk forgo their traditional steak night to comfort a dying patient, while Dr Maddox begins to show her true colours. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Saving Grace
Season 8 Episode 3/19

Kelso and Cox realise that desperate times call for desperate measures and form an alliance to oust Maddox from Sacred Heart. Carla makes it her mission to put a self-centred and incompetent intern in her place. Comedy, guest starring Courteney Cox (Friends)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Film The Tuxedo (2002)
A bumbling chauffeur steps in to take the place of a secret agent injured in an explosion. Wearing the agent's hi-tech suit, and with the help of a rookie spy, the humble driver now has all the power he needs to stop a villain from gaining global domination by polluting the world's water supply. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Isaacs and Richie Coster

Rating: 6
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Flashback
Season 3 Episode 6/25

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Film Pixels (2015)
Aliens declare war on Earth having seen video games from the 1980s and interpreted them as a threat. Their attack comes in the form of deadly recreations of classic video games, so the US government recruits four former arcade champions to repel the attack. Sci-fi comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Peter Dinklage

Rating: 6.6
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
11:00pm
Lip Sync Battle
Nick Swardson v Theresa Caputo
Season 3 Episode 23/24

Reno 911! star Nick Swardson takes on Theresa Caputo from Long Island Medium, with songs including Summer of '69 and Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Rating: 7.9
11:30pm
Lip Sync Battle
Nina Agdal v David Spade
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Rules of Engagement star David Spade goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal, featuring their interpretations of songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott

Rating: 7.9
12:00am
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part One
Season 4 Episode 25/27

Part one of two. Assorted Camden residents become murder suspects when a televised investigation into the unsolved disappearance of the Crab Shack owner airs eight years after the event. Comedy, starring Jason Lee

Rating: 8.1
12:30am
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 26/27

Part two of two. Inside Probe continues investigating Ernie's mysterious disappearance, leading to the shocking truth being uncovered after the Hickeys are found not guilty. The show explores various theories, including alien abduction, but the final revelation proves even more bizarre. Guest starring Michael Waltrip and Geraldo Rivera

Rating: 8.1
1:00am
You're the Worst
Equally Dead Inside
Season 1 Episode 7/10

Edgar tries to open up to Gretchen about his father but she struggles with their new-found status as a caring, sharing couple and comes up with an unusual way of cheering him up

Rating: 7.1
1:30am
You're the Worst
Finish Your Milk
Season 1 Episode 8/10

Gretchen's parents pay a visit and she goes to ridiculous lengths to make sure they never meet Jimmy, leading him to make a surprise discovery about his girlfriend

Rating: 7.1
2:00am
Bordertown
High School Football
Season 1 Episode 4/13

Bud becomes the new high-school football coach and discovers a secret weapon to win - an illegal immigrant who turns out to be Mexico's leading drug mule

Rating: 7
2:30am
Bob's Burgers
Go Tina on the Mountain
Season 8 Episode 15/22

A hermit living in the woods helps Tina have an epiphany about nature during an education camp, while Bob and Linda experience what it is like to be empty-nesters

Rating: 8.2
3:00am
Rick and Morty
Rick Potion No 9
Season 1 Episode 6/11

Rick helps Morty win over the girl of his dreams with a love potion, but it does not go according to plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
Brown History Month
Season 1 Episode 19/21

Cleveland and his son teach their family about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month, but Rallo reacts aggressively to learning about his heritage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
Cleveland's Angels
Season 1 Episode 20/21

Kendra discovers Cleveland has been cheated out of the money saved for Roberta's college education, and recruits Donna and Arianna to help her retrieve it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Tight's Good
Season 5 Episode 9/19

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter Courtney, his soon-to-be stepsister
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 Episode 10/19

Alan learns that Charlie stole his girlfriend back in high school, and tries to get revenge - but the plan leads to disaster. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Mon 30 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Happy Place
Season 8 Episode 4/19

JD and Elliot's romance is rekindled when they encourage Dr Kelso to find his true happy place. Meanwhile, Dr Cox has issues with the surgical staff and the Janitor returns to the hospital. Comedy, starring Zach Braff

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My ABCs
Season 8 Episode 5/19

JD learns that not even Muppet character Elmo can teach the virtue of compassion to those who do not want to learn, and intern Katie gains a place on Turk's new research project by deceiving Elliot. Comedy, starring Zach Braff

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Baby on the Bus
Season 2 Episode 6/24

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Gilmore Girls
Paris Is Burning
Season 1 Episode 11/21

Lorelai panics as her relationship with Max becomes more serious, but when she tries to break it off during parent-teacher night at school, she ends up causing more trouble

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the List
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Russ
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 14/16

The guys pose as advertising executives and work at a food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 15/16

The guys work in a nail salon and engage in challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Giant Poking Device
Season 3 Episode 8/25

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously. Monica hides the fact that Ben has been injured, while Chandler and Janice make a tough decision about their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Football
Season 3 Episode 9/25

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving. Opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch, while Joey tries to outflank Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Big Four Oh
Season 2 Episode 7/24

Vivian is terrified of turning 40, and chooses to mark the occasion by taking up dancing in a bid to achieve her lifelong dream of becoming a professional performer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
She Ain't Heavy
Season 2 Episode 8/24

Will strikes up a friendship with an overweight girl but is reluctant to take her out in public, fearing he will be teased. Queen Latifah guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Season 3 Episode 11/25

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler gets drunk and falls for the curvaceous charms of one of Joey's many sisters - but later cannot remember which one
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Jealousy
Season 3 Episode 12/25

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance. Meanwhile, Monica falls for a would-be poet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Season 3 Episode 15/25

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One the Morning After
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Lee Evans - Monsters
The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life, in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014. Lee's routine sees him tackling the selfie phenomenon, the problems associated with getting older, and the numerous ways he tries to keep his long-suffering wife happy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
10:00pm
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Russell and Ninette visit an All-American state fair in Indiana to join in the Fourth of July celebrations, but soon find themselves running off with the circus. Last in the series

Rating: 7
10:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 12/26

Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth, the number of days a year the guys are together and the punishment that made had the producers double security are revealed

Rating: 5.5
11:00pm
Bad Robots
Season 1 Episode 6/6

A construct-a-bear machine goes haywire, giving parents a teddy with a twist. Meanwhile, a passport photo machine frustrates customers, and a robot takes over a Chinese restaurant - with one customer feeling vexed after he has his fortune read. With the voices of Michael Gambon, Dave Benson Phillips, Nico Tatarowicz, John Hopkins and Matt Holness
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.2
11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 14/16

The guys pose as advertising executives and work at a food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 15/16

The guys work in a nail salon and engage in challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Stand Up Central
Russell Howard's Stand Up Central: Phil Wang and Andrew Maxwell
Season 1 Episode 6/10

The comedian talks about weird people, twerking and Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent. With guests Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang
(Subtitles)

1:00am
South Park
Jared Has Aides
Season 6 Episode 1/17

A weight-loss spokesman causes pandemonium when he claims to eat nothing but sandwiches, while Cartman suggests Butters should follow suit and lose some weight
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Asspen
Season 6 Episode 2/17

The boys and their parents are excited by the possibility of a free skiing holiday - but the offer turns out to have more than a few strings attached. Meanwhile, Stan is goaded into taking on the challenge of a ski race in a bid to save the local youth centre and free trapped Indian spirits
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Freak Strike
Season 6 Episode 3/17

The boys arrange for Butters to appear on a talk show as a grossly disfigured individual, while Cartman tries to get in on the action, persuading his mother he should be on TV too
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Fun with Veal
Season 6 Episode 4/17

The guys stage an eco-protest against the slaughter of veal calves and try to hide some of the animals in Stan's room
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Season 6 Episode 5/17

The gang becomes desperate to see the trailer for Terrance and Phillip's new movie, but finds the task complicated by Stan's sister and Russell Crowe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Professor Chaos
Season 6 Episode 6/17

Butters discovers a new side to his personality after he is rejected by the gang, leading him to plot the end of the world - in the guise of Professor Chaos
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Simpsons Already Did It
Season 6 Episode 7/17

Butters, in the guise of Professor Chaos, devises more evil schemes to wreak havoc on the town, while Cartman, Stan and Kyle feel responsible when their teacher dies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 Episode 11/19

When Alan feels his latest relationship is going badly, Charlie offers him advice on the best way to break up with someone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 Episode 12/19

Rose returns from England and takes on the job of nursing a sick Charlie, but her methods turn out to be somewhat disturbing. Meanwhile, Alan begins to feel Jake is pulling away from him. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Tue 1 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Cookie Pants
Season 8 Episode 6/19

Elliot and JD encounter problems in their new relationship, and Dr Cox considers taking the Chief of Medicine position. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My New Role
Season 8 Episode 7/19

Dr Cox is overwhelmed by his new role as Chief of Medicine, and reaches out to Dr Kelso for friendship and support. Comedy, starring John C McGinley, Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part One
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:35am
Friends
The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 13/24

Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Gilmore Girls
Double Date
Season 1 Episode 12/21

Lorelai finds herself stuck on a ghastly double date, while Rory has romance problems of her own. Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel star

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Prom Video
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Season 2 Episode 16/24

Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Eddie Moves In
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 1/13

The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and the guys see how many pencils they can secretly fit into pockets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 2/13

The guys pitch crazy inventions, and lose their imaginary wives
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
Season 3 Episode 13/25

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard in a video store and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete. Tom Selleck guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Season 3 Episode 14/25

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial. Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg, and Ross's jealousy gets the better of him. Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Season 3 Episode 15/25

A harassed Rachel tells Ross she thinks they should take a break from each other - so he responds by getting drunk and sleeping with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One the Morning After
Season 3 Episode 16/25

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop, but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues at her apartment. Trapped in Monica's bedroom, the other friends cannot help overhearing everything
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cased Up
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Uncle Phil summons Will and Hilary to the witness box in a court case with a difference. American comedy, starring Will Smith, James Avery and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hi Ho Silver
Season 2 Episode 10/24

Will and Carlton suspect one of their neighbours is at fault when the family silver disappears during a party. Zsa Zsa Gabor guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One Without the Ski Trip
Season 3 Episode 17/25

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair - and an impending skiing holiday only makes matters worse. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Hypnosis Tape
Season 3 Episode 18/25

Phoebe is shocked to discover her half-brother Frank is planning to marry a woman more than twice his age. Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis, only to suffer strange side-effects, and Monica gets a handy tip that could net her a small fortune
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Season 3 Episode 24/25

Monica's rich boyfriend embarks on a bid to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Chandler feels his boss is becoming a little too friendly, and the gang is delighted to overhear a scandalous conversation between two familiar-looking men in Central Perk. Comedy, guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film There's Something About Mary (1998)
A lovelorn man hires a sleazy private eye to track down his high-school sweetheart in the hope of rekindling their brief relationship. By unfortunate coincidence, the detective also falls for her, and then it emerges there are even more men out there competing for her affections. Comedy from the Farrelly brothers, starring Cameron Diaz, Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon and Lee Evans

Rating: 7.1
11:30pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Topical chat show, looking back at stories and viral content from the worlds of entertainment, celebrity and social media

Rating: 3.1
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 1/13

The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and the guys see how many pencils they can secretly fit into pockets
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 2/13

The guys pitch crazy inventions, and lose their imaginary wives
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 95/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
Red Hot Catholic Love
Season 6 Episode 8/17

Cartman engages Kyle in an unusual bet which turns into a new lifestyle trend, while the parents become suspicious of Father Maxi, who ends up facing a bizarre trial at the Vatican
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Free Hat
Season 6 Episode 9/17

The boys go on a crusade to save movies from directors who want to improve them, while the rest of the town campaign to free a convicted baby-killer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Season 6 Episode 10/17

The friends lose their cool when they notice how Bebe has changed, and Cartman finally gets kicked out of the gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Season 6 Episode 11/17

The parents get together in an attempt to protect their children from potential kidnappers - but soon find building a wall around the town causes more problems than it solves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
A Ladder to Heaven
Season 6 Episode 12/17

The friends have the chance of getting their hands on chocolate riches - but only if they can reach Heaven
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
Season 6 Episode 13/17

The gang undertakes a deadly quest - to retrieve a precious videotape from Butters' house and return it to the rental store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 Episode 13/19

Alan goes on a date with one of Judith's friends, who reveals some surprising information about his former wife's sex life. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 Episode 15/19

Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is getting out of control. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Wed 2 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Lawyer's in Love
Season 8 Episode 8/19

Ted falls in love with a ukulele player, and Dr Cox realises he cannot handle everything that is thrown at him. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My Absence
Season 8 Episode 9/19

JD goes on a short holiday, and his only connection to the hospital is Elliot's mobile phone. Meanwhile, Turk does not get the reaction he was hoping for when he spreads the news of his and Carla's second baby, and intern Sunny struggles to keep a coma patient alive. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Friends
The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies
Season 2 Episode 18/24

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:35am
Friends
The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Chandler begins to have grave doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves using a personal empowerment manual for inspiration. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Gilmore Girls
Concert Interruptus
Season 1 Episode 13/21

Sookie wins tickets to a Bangles concert, but ends up offering them to Rory and her new schoolmates. Starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Season 2 Episode 20/24

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock while watching a film and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future. US comedy, starring Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Bullies
Season 2 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk. Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market and Phoebe meets a long-lost family member. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Two Parties
Season 2 Episode 22/24

The pals plan a surprise party for Rachel, but her recently separated mother and father show up. To keep the parents apart, the gang decides to have two different gatherings. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas (That Girl) and Ron Leibman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Chickenpox
Season 2 Episode 23/24

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home. Joey gets a job at Chandler's company and Monica becomes obsessed with proving Richard is more neurotic than she is. American comedy, guest starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 3/13

The loser teaches a seminar, while the rest teach some `high-art' classes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:35pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 4/13

The group tries to get people to buy strange things in a park, must stare their way through a store, and pretend to be podiatrists
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
Season 3 Episode 19/25

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, but Ross's spirits plummet thanks to Rachel, who dates his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a new play, but clashes with his female co-star. Guest starring Iron Man director Jon Favreau
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Dollhouse
Season 3 Episode 20/25

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with a Chick and a Duck
Season 3 Episode 21/25

Heartbroken Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision over a career opportunity and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Screamer
Season 3 Episode 22/25

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, despite what the critics think. Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. Unfortunately, only Ross witnesses his bizarre behaviour and nobody else believes him. Guest starring Ben Stiller
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Butler Did It
Season 2 Episode 11/24

Philip and Vivian take a romantic weekend break and Geoffrey attends a butlers' convention, so Will and his cousins rent out the house to a production company who are shooting a music video
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Something for Nothing
Season 2 Episode 12/24

Will wins $1,000 at the Bel-Air country club fundraiser, and promptly infuriates Philip and Vivian by refusing to donate his windfall to charity. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Thing
Season 3 Episode 23/25

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers, and Monica's boyfriend surprises her. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
Season 3 Episode 24/25

Monica's rich boyfriend embarks on a bid to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Chandler feels his boss is becoming a little too friendly, and the gang is delighted to overhear a scandalous conversation between two familiar-looking men in Central Perk. Comedy, guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock
Season 3 Episode 7/12

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the show that puts couples to the test, with TOWIE's Yazmin Oukhellou and James Lock competing to win money for charity

Rating: 7.5
8:30pm
Bad Robots
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Hidden camera show, featuring everyday machines going haywire while serving unsuspecting members of the public. This episode sees the launch of Nailz Babez, an automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment. Elsewhere, a new currency exchange machine ruins holidays before travellers even get on their plane, while visitors to Marwell Zoo find out a strange truth about the penguins from the information machine

Rating: 6.2
9:00pm
Lee Evans - Monsters
The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life, in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014. Lee's routine sees him tackling the selfie phenomenon, the problems associated with getting older, and the numerous ways he tries to keep his long-suffering wife happy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
10:00pm
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Topical chat show, looking back at stories and viral content from the worlds of entertainment, celebrity and social media. Last in the series

Rating: 3.1
10:30pm
Russell Howard & Mum: USA Road Trip
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Russell and Ninette visit an All-American state fair in Indiana to join in the Fourth of July celebrations, but soon find themselves running off with the circus. Last in the series

Rating: 7
11:00pm
You're the Worst
Constant Horror and Bone-Deep Dissatisfaction
Season 1 Episode 9/10

Now that Gretchen and Jimmy have broken up, flashbacks reveal how they came to meet at Vernon and Becca's wedding - including Jimmy's own disastrous proposal to the bride

Rating: 7.1
11:30pm
You're the Worst
Fists and Feet and Stuff
Season 1 Episode 10/10

Jimmy has hit rock bottom, while Gretchen seems to be cleaning up her act. Then Becca and Vernon invite the pair to a barbecue is actually cleaning up her life. Then Becca and Vernon invite them both to a barbecue - the first time they have seen each other since the break-up. Will the spark still be there?

Rating: 7.1
12:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 12/26

Sal's fear when Joe was told to pour water in his mouth, the number of days a year the guys are together and the punishment that made had the producers double security are revealed

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 3/13

The loser teaches a seminar, while the rest teach some `high-art' classes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 96/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Season 6 Episode 14/17

Mr Garrison introduces his replacement for Mr Hat and bids to get himself fired, while the gang is sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Season 6 Episode 15/17

The boys experience the magic of voodoo when Chef's mum tries to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body following a failed attempt by a famous psychic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
My Future Self 'n' Me
Season 6 Episode 16/17

Stan gets a taste of the future when a naked 32-year-old version of himself turns up in town - and the terrible truth is almost too much to bear. He resolves to do something about it before it is too late
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Cancelled
Season 7 Episode 1/15

The boys discover Earth is really an intergalactic reality show that is about to be cancelled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Krazy Kripples
Season 7 Episode 2/15

Timmy and Jimmy are furious when Christopher Reeve steals their limelight, so the duo form a `Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Bob's Burgers
Go Tina on the Mountain
Season 8 Episode 15/22

A hermit living in the woods helps Tina have an epiphany about nature during an education camp, while Bob and Linda experience what it is like to be empty-nesters

Rating: 8.2
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 Episode 16/19

Alan throws himself enthusiastically into planning Evelyn's wedding to her rich fiance, while Charlie continues to pursue his manipulative future stepsister, getting advice from Rose on how best to stalk the object of his affections. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 Episode 17/19

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's wedding reception. Special episode, written by CSI writers Evan Dunsky, Sarah Goldfinger, Carol Mendelsohn and Naren Shanka. Robert Wagner and Jenny McCarthy guest star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Thu 3 May

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Scrubs
My Comedy Show
Season 8 Episode 10/19

The new interns have to perform in Sacred Heart's traditional comedy show, so JD and Turk offer to write the sketches for them. The Janitor spies on Carla, and Elliot argues with Sunny and Denise about a patient. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
8:35am
Scrubs
My Nah Nah Nah
Season 8 Episode 11/19

JD is concerned that Turk is offering false hope to a patient when he carries out an experimental procedure rather than telling him he will never walk again. Meanwhile, the Janitor and Dr Cox face relationship problems that cause Elliot to intervene. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke

Rating: 7.5
9:00am
Friends
The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
Season 2 Episode 24/24

Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet, and the subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel relives the ordeal of her failed wedding day while serving as bridesmaid at her former fiance's ceremony. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:30am
Friends
The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
Season 3 Episode 1/25

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
10:00am
Gilmore Girls
That Damn Donna Reed
Season 1 Episode 14/21

Lorelai gets upset by a TV programme while having dinner with Dean and Rory, when it becomes apparent that Dean thinks that life should mirror The Donna Reed Show. Christopher arrives for a visit

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One Where No One's Ready
Season 3 Episode 2/25

Ross is due to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but bickering and personal problems soon threaten to make him late. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Jam
Season 3 Episode 3/25

Phoebe is alarmed to learn she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. American comedy, guest starring David Arquette, with Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
Season 3 Episode 4/25

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Frank Jr
Season 3 Episode 5/25

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 5/13

The guys give safety presentations and try to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are genuine
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 6/13

The jokers vote on who is next to embarrass themselves, and friendships are tested on dangerous grounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:00pm
Friends
The One at the Beach
Season 3 Episode 25/25

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Rachel is envious of Ross's uninhibited girlfriend. Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend. Joey nags the pals to play a game involving removing items of clothing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Jellyfish
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings - but he falls asleep while reading it. Phoebe and her estranged birth mother discover they have a lot in common, and Monica is stung by a jellyfish
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cat
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb. Ross begins playing tricks on Rachel, and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cuffs
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss. Joey decides to buy an encyclopaedia, but discovers he can only afford one volume, and Monica resolves to prove her mother wrong. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hilary Gets a Life
Season 2 Episode 14/24

Hilary gets a new catering job for a swanky Bel-Air party on the strength of exaggerated claims on her CV, so the Banks family has to rescue her
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
My Brother's Keeper
Season 2 Episode 15/24

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Ballroom Dancing
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Monica and Rachel are threatened with eviction by the caretaker of their building, so Joey offers to help him practise ballroom dancing in exchange for letting them stay. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Joey thinks Chandler hates his latest date, but could not be further from the truth. Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief, while Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold to regain her husky singing voice
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Dirty Girl
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's love life improves - until his latest conquest reveals a grubby secret. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend, but immediately regrets it and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth. Meanwhile, Phoebe proves to be the only one who appreciates Ross's dubious keyboard talents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler in a Box
Season 4 Episode 8/24

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy, and the friends decide to give each other seasonal gifts. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did. Comedy, guest starring Michael Vartan
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Going to Party!
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion. Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler are excited to hear an old friend is coming to visit. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Season 4 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle. Guest starring Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Tower Heist (2011)
The manager of an apartment complex asks a Wall Street financier to manage pension funds for him and his friends, but the man pockets all the money instead. When he realises the fraudster is going to get away with the crime and the money will never be found, he enlists the help of a professional thief to steal it back. Crime comedy, with Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Alan Alda, Tea Leoni, Casey Affleck and Matthew Broderick

Rating: 7
11:00pm
Teachers
Dire Straights
Season 2 Episode 13/20

Ms Feldman struggles between her budding romance with Fillmore's new anti-drug officer and her love of marijuana, while Mrs Adler wreaks havoc when she tries to quit smoking

Rating: 8.8
11:30pm
Teachers
Nightmare on Fillmore Street
Season 2 Episode 14/20

When the school wi-fi goes down, Ms Snap is forced to go into the forgotten and supposedly haunted library in order to get a book

Rating: 8.8
12:00am
The Chris Ramsey Show
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Topical chat show, looking back at stories and viral content from the worlds of entertainment, celebrity and social media. Last in the series

Rating: 3.1
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 4 Episode 6/13

The jokers vote on who is next to embarrass themselves, and friendships are tested on dangerous grounds
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 97/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
1:30am
South Park
Toilet Paper
Season 7 Episode 3/15

The boys are given detention after art class, and Cartman comes up with an ingenious way of getting their own back by covering the teacher's house in toilet paper. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
I'm a Little Bit Country
Season 7 Episode 4/15

The 100th episode of the cult cartoon comedy sees the boys attending an anti-war demonstration - partly because they think war is bad, but mainly because it gives them a chance to skip school for the day. Naturally, Mr Garrison is not too pleased, and decides to teach the little brats a lesson. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 7 Episode 5/15

A new star is born when Cartman creates a Latino diva with his hand, but mayhem ensues when Jennifer Lopez finds out and storms into town - with Ben Affleck in tow - to show everyone who is boss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Season 7 Episode 6/15

Stan and Kyle pretend to be police detectives when they feel their play time has no meaning, but soon find they are not up to the job
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Red Man's Greed
Season 7 Episode 7/15

A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway. However, the wealthy owners do not take into account the boys' spirit as they urge the townsfolk to make a stand. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
Rick and Morty
Rick Potion No 9
Season 1 Episode 6/11

Rick helps Morty win over the girl of his dreams with a love potion, but it does not go according to plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 Episode 18/19

Charlie is attracted to an older self-help book author, and Jake continually loses his copy of The Taming of the Shrew while Alan is trying to make him complete a book report he is supposed to be writing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 Episode 19/19

Charlie is introduced to the fiancee of Angie's adult son, and faces a dilemma when he realises he has met her before. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2