Great artistic work. This such a brilliant show. The self-mocking subtext is superbly observed in all of the amazing acting. The make-up is also brilliant; obviously no real person looks that ridiculous. Also the dialogue has been so inventive; all those non existent words!! Fantastic. Nerdman8:16am Wed 15 May
Rating 5.6
Bilge! Entertainment for the cerebrally challenged.
P V 10:05am Tue 14 May
Seriously I hate this show so much I watched about ten minutes of one and got so bored. It is way to annoying and it is and insult to the TV. KatieDinoDerek4:49pm Sat 27 Apr
Great show! It's so nice to see that our future is in the hands of such sensible and caring people. TOWIE is a gem! Dave C.10:26am Fri 26 Apr
Mario and Lucy Clearly Mario and Lucy need to get over themselves. Has she ever been in a scene without crying..and Mario is as dull as dish water. What suddenly he's a bit of a chap!!! These two need to be replaced with another couple who actually have a personality. Ms Hall11:01pm Wed 3 Apr
Mr. Green Get this dire crap off for god sake, it's totally real & reem ( Jesus ) , please . Mr.green.10:44pm Sun 31 Mar
BADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG THIS SHIW IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! THEY NEED TO STOP THIS SHOW AND GET IT OFF THE TELEVISION. ASTON 12:45pm Sat 9 Mar
Nice! From what I've seen the girls look like trannies and the boys look like Jedward. avid quizzer5:43pm Wed 6 Mar
OMG Kirk is back Yum Yum, he's back Andi4:49pm Wed 6 Mar
GOODN A LAV IT ambas2:34pm Wed 27 Feb
Why? A new series? Were the others not trashy enough? FFS10:23am Sun 24 Feb
???? Who is actually paying money to screen this dross? Discerning11:02pm Sun 17 Feb
Kirk norcross I'm glad now kirks back Shay8:05pm Wed 13 Feb
Amy child's I love Amy's fashion range Xox7:42am Wed 13 Feb
Scripted Reality Minor lives writ larger.....
boring boring boring Cardinal Biggles11:55pm Mon 11 Feb
Jessica & Mark I love Jess & Mark Tvwatcher9:32pm Sat 9 Feb
Music The sound track on the last series was good Hi1:01pm Sat 9 Feb
Amy child's Amy reminds me of a real life Jessica rabbit Swagger 5:49pm Thu 7 Feb
Essex How many series has the show done now? Chick5:24pm Thu 7 Feb
Maria What happened to Maria I really liked her? Tv watcher5:18pm Thu 7 Feb
Mark wright I heard marks coming back? Girlxxx5:16pm Thu 7 Feb
You don't need a low IQ... Okay, so we've established that a lot of the TOWIE cast's skin tones are brighter than their level of intelligence... but I guess that just goes to show that having a good head for business can get you just as far, if not further, than being academic. Many assume that mummy and daddy pay for everything these guys own, but that's not the case. Quite a few of them are successful club promoters (Mark and Joey), while others run their own businesses (their own shops or clubs, Mario's tailoring business etc.).
I'd also consider myself to be an intelligent individual, yet I love this show because, although well educated, I'm not a pompous twat unlike most of those who slate the show for it's lack of intellectualism. Mr Cee12:38pm Tue 20 Nov
how? i've been wondering how on earth do u guys get that much money??? Mrs.Cool2:43pm Fri 16 Nov
sophie ogorman Arg dont look that bad with short hair atall x sophie ogorman10:26pm Wed 31 Oct
do they have real jobs Where do they get the money for the houses/cars and holidays? oscar26:04pm Sat 27 Oct
Do many outsiders move to Essex? Could interbreeding be the cause of this sub-culture? If only they were totally acting. Bewildered10:34pm Sun 14 Oct
moronic TV for morons Dave6:56pm Sun 14 Oct
I love it And I have a Phd in psychology with high paying job etc. Of course the show is mainly a pile of nonsense but we all need a bit of that sometimes. It's a bit like when you feel like getting paraletic drunk (albeit once in a blue moon in my rather 'serious' life lol). Whilst you know that after 10 vodka redbulls and a couple of JDs its all going to end up a bit skewiff but it sure is fun getting there....so what the hell! Towie is just a bit of fun. However, I do think that most of the girls in it do have low self-esteems revealing that money, fame and grand gestures cannot buy you true love. fan.2:15am Thu 11 Oct
terrible terrible role models on this programm boofer7:02pm Sun 7 Oct
Fake, fake, fake Fake people, fake hair, fake boobs & those 'teef' where did Chloe get those gnashers.
Is this how British people should be portrayed as narrow minded, 'fick individuals with no morals.
Why can't we portray people who are honest hard working individuals, yes, there are people out there with those attributes. Essex should be re-named 'Tinsel Town', I'm glad I live in the 'Norf' of England and not surrounded by fake wannabe's who need
elocution lessons!! ChrisC10:57am Thu 30 Aug
I don't want to live on this planet anymore What the hell were the people who created this thinking? Its dull and they are retardedly stupid. The only reason I have ever watched it because I find enjoyment in these people trying to speak a word of English. The brightest thing about them are their skin colours. I feel sorry for whoever lives in Essex, you must feel mortified that this is how your area is being represented. To the cast of TOWIE: 'Shut uuuup'. Literally. Thebants9:35pm Tue 28 Aug
Who is that girl ? What on earth has that poor girl done to
Herself? The skinny one with the huge stupid teeth and lips Camping 2012 2:44pm Sun 26 Aug
OMG Chloe has to be the most ugliest and boring thing on the show...surley I am not alone in this thought?? sarfab1:21am Sat 18 Aug
Good!! I have a daughter who is 14 and she likes the only way is essex, do you think it is sutable for her to watch? jen5:55pm Fri 17 Aug
How awful! If this is Essex there should be border controls to stop these freaks leaving the place. They are horrendous! Gary L.8:24am Thu 2 Aug
All Illiterate? I imagine that the reason nobody has yet submitted a comment on this trash is that nobody who would watch it can read or write. (They'll even need an adult to read this to them.) Braindead Britain8:41pm Sat 28 Jul
brain rot for sheep brain rot for sheep brain rot for sheep7:28pm Sun 22 Jul
ilove it i love it soo much bkyla9:42am Fri 29 Jun
only way is not essex! This programe is insulting to television, its fake and these people are fake.i hope that this programe does not bring out another series out because i can not handle this stupid with these stupid people! Tommyg11:43am Mon 25 Jun
When is it next on? I want to know when the new series is out.! EJY11:26pm Mon 18 Jun
look reem smell reem be reem!!! love towie best thing on tv miss it when its not on love joey and sam totally reem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 alison o11:47pm Sun 10 Jun
Great I love this show, it doesnt fail to make me laugh! Darren2:48pm Wed 30 May
I think... If you like this prog you're either gh3y or a girl lol toby anstississ2:31am Fri 25 May
Next on... I think they're having a "mini-break". Apparently they are next on next Sunday 13th lynchie11:52am Mon 7 May
arghh has the series finished or something coz i cant find last Wednesdays episode adam10:10pm Fri 4 May
Love it I wish my life was this simple . Ibizasun9:54pm Wed 2 May
geography do ANY of these sad peeps ever look at a map? SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYY their ignorance is shameful Faiillia3:05am Sun 22 Apr
Season 5 Hey is 3e going to show Season 5? BK11:03pm Sun 15 Apr
ugly girls in disguise The only way is essex is stupid, the people are dumb and up themselves, i also think they are wanna be barbies. hate it! vahc11:02am Thu 22 Mar
hi im from essex and it aint even like that. Yes some people are very like the dumb blondes on the TV show but in reality very few are. there are girls and boys like this all over the country. look at geordie shore! essexperson9:17am Thu 15 Mar
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