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Ray keeps visiting Robert's new apartment, which is always swarming with pretty girls - until Debra puts in an appearance and curtails his enthusiasm

The spirit of Christmas is in short supply when Ray gives his parents a personalised toaster and they exchange it for a coffee machine

Ray discovers his father let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 and demands a rematch, determined to secure a legitimate victory this time

Homer gets trapped in a cave during a nature walk, and while the others go for help, Lisa passes the time by telling him a long and very strange tale

Homer has his jaw wired shut and discovers the benefits of listening - but Marge finds it hard to come to terms with his uncharacteristic silence

Action from the sprint race and qualifying session at Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens, Florida, as the sixth round of the season continued

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by guests, including Myleene Klass and Clara Amfo. With live music from Caity Baser, who performs her track Oh Well

The family recounts three stories about disasters at sea, including one about a fugitive called Homer who delivered the Mayflower safely to the New World

A scandal sees Principal Skinner replaced by a woman who divides the school in half according to gender, so Lisa poses as a boy to attend maths. With the voice of Frances McDormand

Homer and Marge dispense marital advice to a player on the Isotopes baseball team whose career is flagging due to his sexy wife's singing before each game

Nelson becomes jealous when Lisa falls for jazz pianist Brendan (guest star Ed Sheeran). Meanwhile, Bart discovers he has a love of chemistry

A routine check reveals Homer is not qualified to work as a safety inspector at the power plant, so he goes back to college to study for a degree - but ends up failing his exams

An American boy living in China falls foul of bullies, until a kindly kung fu master teaches him the skills to defend himself. Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan

The property guru and German short-haired pointer puppy Luna take to the countryside. Phil catches up with some friends, starting with SAS leader Billy Billingham

The day's news and analysis. With sport and weather

Actor David Morrissey, comedian Lucy Beaumont, diver and Olympic medallist Tom Daley and radio presenter and cancer survivor Adele Roberts take on three challenges

Keith Brymer Jones and his partner Marj restore a 160-year-old derelict chapel on Wales' Llyn Peninsula, to turn it into a forever home with a working pottery studio

Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Lang Lang are at Cardiff Central Station, where they encounter triplets, a man on a piano bike singing about conkers, and an angelic Welsh performance

Cameras catch up with the youngster, who rose to fame via her association with the first series of The Piano, capturing the hearts of the nation in the process

Documentary exploring the life of Formula One world champion Ayrton Senna, examining his achievements on the track in the 10 years before his death

Action from the sixth round of the season at Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens, Florida. Lee McKenzie presents, with analysis from Billy Monger

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend head to Lincolnshire to work on a 1929 Rolls-Royce Doctors Coupe that has been inherited by an owner who has no idea what to do with it

The first in a week of dinner parties from in and around Bristol. Up first is Jade, who throws a festival-themed evening with its own drum and bass rave

The second host of the week is football fan Adam in Bristol who dedicates his dinner to his favourite sport. Tensions at the table rise between Jade and Sarah

The third host of the week is dance enthusiast and property developer Joe who creates an evening dedicated to the happiness of holidaying

Jazz musician Jack puts on an evening of sophistication and class in Bristol, but it soon becomes clear he has put himself under too much pressure

Nanny Sarah is the last to host in Bristol, preparing an evening of children's food presented in a sophisticated manner - but a flood of feedback turns the atmosphere awkward

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. John Virgo is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Dick is alarmed to discover he has put on weight and decides to get into shape. Meanwhile, Tommy sends Harry to spy on August. Comedy, starring John Lithgow

Dick is summoned to do jury service, while Sally falls for the charms of an artist. Comedy, starring John Lithgow