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Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search north Wales and Cheshire respectively for a couple who need more space and retirees moving from Scotland to the Manchester area

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. John Virgo is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Part two of two. Bad dreams still haunt Dick, making the other aliens worry his brain is deteriorating. Comedy, starring John Lithgow

Part one of two. Dick is pushed into marrying the Big Giant Head's niece. Comedy, guest starring Roseanne Barr

Part two of two. A rebellious Dick refuses to marry the Big Giant Head's niece. Comedy, guest starring Roseanne Barr

The Barones are forced to stay with Ray's parents while their home is fumigated, providing Debra with an opportunity to meddle in Frank and Marie's lives

Frank backs into Robert's patrol car, prompting Debra to ban him from driving the kids anywhere

Debra hires a babysitter - whose subsequent popularity with the children leaves her quietly seething with jealousy

The station shock-jocks decide to play practical jokes - and Frasier's pompous manner makes him the ideal target. Starring Kelsey Grammer

Niles takes a new position as a magazine art critic, prompting a jealous Frasier to respond by launching his own arts show. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

Martin plans his own funeral, while sacked DJ Bulldog embarks on a new career - in pizza delivery

Debbie at Riverside Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre calls on fellow Brit Emma to take in two baby jackals that have been found abandoned, while Emily and Will relocate two cheetahs

Includes headlines and weather

Sophie and Charlotte hunt for the perfect property for sunbathing and golf with sisters Shirley and Pam, while Sharon and Steve search for a client's forever home

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole are close to the Malvern Hills, converting a pair of saddles into bar stools and hoping to make a profit on a 1960s kitchen cupboard

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. John Virgo is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Laura Hamilton advises Berkshire couple Kevin and Sally, who are seeking a move to the Greek island of Kefalonia and have a budget of £200,000 to secure a home

Four family members cruise the canal network onboard Chugabug. They love the freedom of being on the move as they home-school from their narrowboat

In cognac country, Sarah and George are under pressure renovating a bedroom in time for a wedding in just a week's time

The final visit of the week is to The Railway Ramblers' Rest in Devon, where hosts Nikki and Terry hope their unique take on self-catering will secure them the plaque

Homer and his friends re-form their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires

Analysis of the day's national and international stories. With sport and weather

The South Essex Wildlife Hospital's team tends an orphaned fawn, who was abandoned before her instinct to suckle kicked in. A grey seal pup also receives attention

Steve Pemberton delivers a timely message of peace, Joanne McNally invents a new catchphrase, while Nick Mohammed and Sophie Willan both struggle with a bottle of water

Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan visit the Bulgarian resort of Sozopol, where they explore the town of Sozopol, dine in old windmills, sail on a pirate ship and relax in a spa

The armchair critics give their reactions to Britain's Got Talent, Baby Reindeer, Red Eye, Love Triangle, In with a Shout, The Yorkshire Vet and This Morning

Part two of two. The chef continues his mission to improve West Virginia hotel Town's Inn, although abysmal food hygiene practices and cleanliness issues make his job a tough one

Edinburgh lovebirds Andy and Pim hope to impress guests Jimmy and Jas and Stuart and Jack, with a Scottish and Thai-themed menu, with a bit of American thrown in for good measure

Sideshow Bob is released from Springfield Penitentiary - so Bart and the family join the witness protection programme. With the voice of Kelsey Grammer

Homer recalls his musical heyday as a member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet, when he performed for President Reagan. Featuring the voices of David Crosby and George Harrison

A nurse's app predicts the time of a person's death, but things turn ugly when she discovers that she has three days to live. Horror, starring Elizabeth Lail

Peter Maddison meets Dion and Turi, who have big plans but a limited budget to build a harbourside home in Greenwich, New South Wales, with a lap pool running all the way through

Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level with reinvented classics and upgrades to British staples. In this episode, Jamie cooks the ultimate burger

House hunting in Surrey and the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames for a married couple returning from Central America and another pair about to tie the knot

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. John Virgo is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Mary and Dick's practical joking becomes competitive, Sally has her eye on her yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie