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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring friends

Greg James narrates a showcase of outrageous holiday videos found online, featuring beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play a game of try not to laugh using a two-way mirror and compete with one another in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery sticky-note showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give financial tips to unsuspecting clients

Tim faces unexpected obstacles while attempting to install a second phone line at home. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim's eldest son Brad goes through an important family rite of passage - his driving test. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Vanessa is unsure that Ed is the right man for her mother, while Kyle and Mandy have a new security system fitted. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

With a weekend of ice fishing already planned, Mike is unavailable when Rev Paul asks him to helm Sunday School

Mike introduces Mandy to design-savvy influencer Celia, and it seems Mandy has a route to market - if she can rustle up some money to back up her designs

Mike's passion for pinball is rekindled, while the Baxter daughters are disconsolate that Vanessa has prepared a poem for household newcomer Jen

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial, and Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

Rachel tells Ross they should take a break from each other - so he promptly gets drunk and sleeps with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop - but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair

Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things!

Pop megastar Lexi Rich has got something for literally everyone. Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jamie-Lee O'Donnel

A jaded computer programmer goes to bizarre lengths to get fired from his dull job. Satirical comedy, starring Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston

The friends discuss the nature of art, Ricky Gervais explores performances by foam puppets, and Karl Pilkington defends whistling as a valid form of artistic expression

Karl Pilkington describes his ideal version of the world, details his theory of the 'problem hole', and explains his snack-eating rituals

Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate

Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

While picking up change from an empty store fountain, Beavis and Butt-Head wind up 'stranded' on the pool's plastic island

The American comedian tackles the theme of power, using sketches and animation to present his ideas, and explains the difference between gut instinct and other kinds of intuition

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

With Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and the Vivienne revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore