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Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of small children

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of animals

The guys must persuade a temp worker to pretend to be their senior vice president for a meeting with some Japanese investors

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q offer ridiculous specials to customers while posing as waiters, and team up at a housekeeping job, doing and saying whatever the others tell them

A robbery at Wilson's house prompts Tim and Jill to make sure their own home is burglar-proof. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Al thinks he should be financially stable before proposing to Ilene and invests in a Tool Time board game. But when it goes up in flames, he fears his plan will backfire

Vanessa hopes getting a tattoo will change the current status she has with her three daughters, while Ryan receives camping lessons from Kyle

Mike finds out that his future son-in-law, Kyle, fears meeting with the church's new minister, while Ryan helps Eve with an assignment

Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Meanwhile, Mandy makes plans to save money. Tim Allen stars

Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man, while Ryan feels neglected by Karen

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Two single parents never want to see each other again after a blind date, only to end up going on holiday together. Romantic comedy, with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

In a recording from 2008, the comedian performs at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, offering up his trademark one-liners and tongue-in-cheek gags

Karl Pilkington imagines what life would be like if he had a doppelganger, and Stephen Merchant shares embarrassing anecdotes from a trip to Rio de Janeiro

Karl Pilkington offers a theory on evolution and recounts the latest breakthroughs in medicine, while his diary reveals his thoughts on the Congo and the decline of gadgets

In London's West End, Rose performs her Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show, a whirlwind of mid-twenties angst and fizzing obsession

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on animal mishaps

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on holiday mishaps

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore