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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - US of A
Greg James introduces a US-themed selection of comical videos
Greg James introduces a US-themed selection of comical videos, featuring cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all-American idiots
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Troublemakers
Greg James introduces comical videos featuring troublemakers
Greg James introduces comical videos featuring troublemakers, including bungling burglars and calamitous cops
9:00 AM
Friends
Monica and Rachel lose their tempers
Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke
9:30 AM
Friends
Reese Witherspoon guest stars as Rachel's sister
Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work
10:00 AM
Friends
Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star
Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
10:30 AM
Friends
Part one of two. The pals ponder what might have been
Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses
11:00 AM
Friends
Part two of two. Carol and Ross spice up their marriage
The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage
11:30 AM
Friends
A gift lands Chandler in trouble
Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe
12:00 PM
Friends
Chandler gives Joey career advice
A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student
12:30 PM
Friends
Rachel longs for a date
Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down
1:00 PM
Friends
Joey auditions for a major role
Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything
1:30 PM
Friends
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time
Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis
2:00 PM
Friends
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin
Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars
2:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica
Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis
3:00 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Chandler plans a romantic proposal
Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck
3:30 PM
Friends
Part two of two. Monica finds herself in demand
Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead
4:00 PM
What About Bob?
Comedy, starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss
A neurotic patient follows his psychiatrist on holiday and unwittingly makes the doctor's life hell while winning over his family. Comedy, starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss
6:00 PM
Friends
Monica celebrates her engagement
Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross
6:30 PM
Friends
Monica starts making wedding plans
Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house
7:00 PM
Friends
Chandler plays racquetball with Monica's father
Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball
7:30 PM
Friends
Rachel wrestles with a dilemma
An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman
8:00 PM
Friends
Joey takes Tag out on the town
Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph
8:30 PM
Friends
Monica struggles to choose a maid of honour
Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves
9:00 PM
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Spoof spy adventure, starring Mike Myers
A sex-mad British secret agent from the 1960s is revived in the 1990s to do battle once again with his arch-enemy. Spoof spy caper, starring Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley
11:00 PM
Lee Evans Live at Her Majesty's Theatre
The comedian performs in London
The comedian performs at the prestigious London venue
12:20 AM
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
With Rob Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Yinka Bokinni
Rob Delaney, Sara Pascoe and Yinka Bokinni revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence
1:20 AM
Jimmy Carr: Laughing & Joking
Stand-up comedy from London's Hammersmith Apollo
Stand-up comedy with the host of 8 Out of 10 Cats, recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo in November, 2013, featuring his familiar brand of near-the-knuckle humour
2:20 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl considers which body part he would be happiest to lose
Karl Pilkington considers which body part he would be happiest to lose, and he, Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais discuss the usefulness of a common saying
2:55 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
The trio discuss childhood nicknames
Karl Pilkington reflects on his trip to Gran Canaria and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant join him in a discussion about childhood nicknames
3:20 AM
South Park
Cartman tries to become a professional racing driver
Cartman wants to be a professional NASCAR driver and pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life, with Butters as his pit boss
3:40 AM
South Park
The New Jersey state line begins to creep toward South Park
The New Jersey state line begins to creep toward South Park, with Randy and the boys preparing to stand against the onslaught
4:05 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
The boys try to get tickets to the Creatures of Rock concert
The boys try to get tickets to the Creatures of Rock concert with no money, but then they drink too much soda and spend the entire concert waiting in line for the toilet
4:15 AM
Guessable?
With Glenn Moore, Amy Gledhill, Ria Lina and Scarlett Moffatt
Host Sara Pascoe and regulars Alan Davies, Darren Harriott welcome Glenn Moore, Amy Gledhill, Ria Lina and Scarlett Moffatt to play a round of absurd guessing games