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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Dick decides it is high time his fellow aliens found gainful employment, so Sally goes to work as Dr Albright's assistant and Harry gets a job behind a bar

Part one of two. Dick and Mary attend a reception for a new English professor, who turns out to be more unhinged than Dick. John Cleese guest stars

Part two of two. Batty new professor Liam Neesam challenges Dick's romantic links with Albright. Comedy, guest starring John Cleese and Tom Cruise

Ray's efforts to take an interest in one of Ally's hobbies backfire, leaving him searching for a particularly rare trading card to make amends

Debra finally prepares a palatable meal, much to the surprise of her long-suffering family, who have grown accustomed to a steady stream of culinary disasters

Ray and Debra decide it is high time Marie and Frank had a social circle of their own, and encourage them to make new friends - but the plan backfires. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra shocks Ray by revealing she would like more time alone, making him fear their marriage may be heading for the rocks. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

A classy restaurant awards the shrink a place on its wall of fame, but he takes exception to the unflattering caricature of himself chosen by the staff

Daphne's brother turns up at the wedding, bringing nothing with him but an unquenchable thirst for alcohol and a squadron of drinking pals. Comedy, guest starring Anthony LaPaglia

Part one of two. The shrink proffers romantic advice to Daphne, hoping she will admit her feelings for Niles before her impending marriage to Donny

The chef heads to Eagle Rock in California to help the owners of Capri, a grubby restaurant which often remains closed during lunchtime

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Chef Gordon Ramsay revisits Mojito, the Junction and Bazzini to check in with the owners and find out whether his advice has been put to good use

Henry Cole restores two quad bikes and a stylish sun lounger, while Simon O'Brien rescues a holed canoe and turns an old oak beam into a spice rack

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. Sunetra Sarker is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Jean Johansson helps Nick and his daughter Imogen hunt for a holiday home big enough for all the family, around the town of Albufeira in Portugal.

Nick and Gina race to get their hotel boat ready for their guests' imminent arrival on the Leeds and Liverpool Canal. In Hertfordshire, Sam introduces us to his floating bike shop

The owners of three restaurants in Oxfordshire battle it out, where a lack of rice, no choice of how meat is cooked and a showstopping souffle are on the menu

The competition kicks off in Kirkcudbrightshire, where Mandy and Suzanne at the Art Bank hope artistic flair will win them the week - but a shared bathroom is an instant black mark

Bart ruins Krusty's career when he uses a clown mask for a prank that goes too far

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Jamie Oliver plants some spuds for summer, then cooks up some Jersey Royal potatoes dressed in a wild garlic pesto served with a side of stuffed salmon

Kevin McCloud meets Rosa and Craig who plan on turning a decommissioned steam railway reservoir into a home with a budget of £700,000 in 12 months

Joe Tracini discusses life with Borderline Personality Disorder, a condition that has led to struggles with addiction, suicide attempts, and panic attacks

The armchair critics appraise shows including Sitting on a Fortune, Casualty, Britain's Got Talent, MerPeople, James May: Oh Cook!, The Greatest Auction and Top of the Pops 1994

A beauty queen bricklayer goes looking for love with a bar manager, while two students with very different priorities when it comes to conversation try to make a connection

Drama following a social media celebrity who is surrounded by loyal admirers, but lacks true intimacy. Starring Magdalena Kolesnik. In Polish

A couple plan to build a new family home in rural East Sussex almost entirely out of concrete, with construction involving cutting-edge technologies conceived in Switzerland

Peter Maddison follows the progress of Alistair and Belinda, who are building a replacement home, after a fire destroyed their last dwelling in Inverloch, Victoria

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are house hunting in Essex and East London, offering their expert advice to grandmother Janet, and first-time buyers Adam and Becky

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. Sunetra Sarker is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Sally reads up on romantic encounters in preparation for her first kiss with Don

Dick takes the gang camping in a team-building exercise, but makes the mistake of inviting Mary along. Comedy, starring John Lithgow and Joseph Gordon-Levitt