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Sun 16 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
8:10am
My Wife and Kids
The Proposal
Season 5 Episode 7/26

Junior is ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he gets down on one knee there is an interruption
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:30am
My Wife and Kids
Restaurant Wars
Season 5 Episode 8/26

The Chinese restaurant across the street uses sneak tactics to put Jay's soul food kitchen out of business
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:55am
My Wife and Kids
The Return of Bobby Shaw
Season 5 Episode 9/26

Bobby Shaw deceives Junior into becoming his slave, but Michael turns the tables by challenging him to a dance-off
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
9:25am
My Wife and Kids
The Wedding
Season 5 Episode 10/26

Michael Jr and Vanessa announce their engagement, so Michael and Jay plan a wedding reception with dolphins, a castle and 751 guests
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
9:50am
My Wife and Kids
Careful What You Wish For
Season 5 Episode 11/26

Jay tries to win more attention from Michael, while Franklin agonises over his lack of height
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
10:20am
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:45am
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:15am
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Charlie tries to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan their father appeared to him and made a request
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:40am
Two and a Half Men
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists Charlie's help to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible for her daughter's pregnancy, and forces Charlie to accompany her on the mission
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Release the Dogs
Season 4 Episode 8/24

A jog along the beach takes a disastrous turn for Alan, who seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his insomnia. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his brother plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Charlie faces a difficult decision as Berta and Lydia fight over him. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:55pm
Film Pan (2015)
An orphan is transported to a magical land and goes in search of the truth about his mother. Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:55pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:00pm
Film Pan (2015)
An orphan is transported to a magical land and goes in search of the truth about his mother. Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
5:05pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 23/42

The debt collectors take action to serve a writ issued for the organiser of a music festival
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.2
6:05pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 33/42

Agents in London try to recover over £7,000 owed by a restaurant owner for an unpaid gas bill, while officers in Gloucestershire seek just under £3,000 from the owner of a car wash
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.2
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 34/42

Gary and Cona are in west London to recover almost £1,800 in unpaid parking fines, while Matt and Garry are in Birmingham, trying to get back more than £6,500 for nursery childcare
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.2
8:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 35/42

Gareth and Mitch are on the trail of £2,500 in unpaid parking tickets, while Matt and Garry consider seizing a haul of luxury watches to pay more than £16,000 owed to a landlord
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.2
9:00pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Vampire Edward and human Bella get married, but her subsequent pregnancy has dangerous implications. Romantic fantasy sequel, with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 6.4
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
10:05pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Vampire Edward and human Bella get married, but her subsequent pregnancy has dangerous implications. Romantic fantasy sequel, with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 6.4
11:20pm
Film Date Movie (2006)
An unloved and overweight woman contends with a jealous rival and disapproving parents to get the man of her dreams. Spoof romantic comedy, with Alyson Hannigan and Adam Campbell

Rating: 4.3
12:20am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
12:25am
Film Date Movie (2006)
An unloved and overweight woman contends with a jealous rival and disapproving parents to get the man of her dreams. Spoof romantic comedy, with Alyson Hannigan and Adam Campbell

Rating: 4.3
12:55am
Two and a Half Men
Gumby with a Pokey
Season 7 Episode 21/22

Alan and Jake go on a road trip to Sacramento, and Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends

Rating: 7.4
1:25am
Two and a Half Men
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Season 8 Episode 4/16

Charlie goes to check out the charred remains of the Makelroy house, and ends up bonding with Herb, Gordon the pizza guy and Lindsey's ex-husband Chris (guest star Judd Nelson)

Rating: 7.4
1:55am
Spartacus: Vengeance
Chosen Path
Season 3 Episode 6/10

Glaber's forces gain new recruits, prompting Spartacus and the rebels to train harder to keep their new sanctuary safe

Rating: 7.8
3:00am
Spartacus: Vengeance
Sacramentum
Season 3 Episode 7/10

Lucretia exercises her powers of persuasion and recruits one of her husband's former gladiators, while Spartacus and his men try to free those enslaved in foreign wars

Rating: 7.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Mon 17 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
The Wedding
Season 5 Episode 10/26

Michael Jr and Vanessa announce their engagement, so Michael and Jay plan a wedding reception with dolphins, a castle and 751 guests
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:25am
Smallville
Witness
Season 2 Episode 20/23

Clark encounters an audacious teenage robber who inhales Kryptonite fumes from a respirator to give him super-strength. Chloe forms an unholy alliance with Lionel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:10am
Dance Moms
Mini Madness
Season 6 Episode 18/34

The mothers are not happy when Abby assigns Brynn a dance inspired by an old Maddie routine. The mini team members return to compete for their mentor's attention
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:10am
Dance Moms
Abby You're Fired!
Season 6 Episode 29/34

Abby punishes the minis for their poor performance and awards the elites their first solos of the season
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Careful What You Wish For
Season 5 Episode 11/26

Jay tries to win more attention from Michael, while Franklin agonises over his lack of height
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
They Call Me El Foosay
Season 5 Episode 12/26

Vanessa buys a table football game for Junior, but Michael becomes obsessed by it, leading to family friction
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy B*******
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few house rules. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Rating: 7.4
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Alan resolves to enjoy a fun-filled weekend with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Project Mandy
Season 3 Episode 18/22

Mike is far from happy when Mandy quits college to pursue a fashion career, and Bud's interference only makes things worse
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
Hard-Ass Teacher
Season 3 Episode 19/22

Eve tries to switch maths teachers because hers has a reputation for being tough - learning an important lesson along the way
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea puts the next phase of her plan into operation, claiming to be down on her luck, out of work and about to be made homeless. Chloe voices her suspicions of Ebony to Pierce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Robbo is confronted with an unexpected challenge when he accompanies Jasmine to her first counselling session, while Justin struggles to come up with the perfect date for Leah
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
RV Dreams
Season 5 Episode 25/26

The family goes on a road trip from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon, but things do not go smoothly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The 'V' Story
Season 5 Episode 26/26

Jay tells Michael she thinks the time has come for him to have a vasectomy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/11

Pilot episode of the American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the children. Michael and Janet consider counselling
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
The Truth Hurts
Season 1 Episode 2/11

Janet and Michael fear Junior may have secretly had a tattoo done, but he indignantly denies it - until a mishap forces him to tell the truth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea puts the next phase of her plan into operation, claiming to be down on her luck, out of work and about to be made homeless. Chloe voices her suspicions of Ebony to Pierce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Robbo realises he needs to sort himself out before committing to Jasmine, while Mason quarrels with Tori and Justin over Raffy's treatment and Alf leaves Roo perplexed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 Episode 3/16

Charlie protests when Alan starts to use his house to hook up with an ex-girlfriend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:35pm
Two and a Half Men
The Crazy B**** Gazette
Season 8 Episode 7/16

Rose tells Charlie and Alan that she is about to get married, and the pair decide to crash the wedding to discover the truth
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Film The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
An outsider in a regimented society faces a conflict that threatens to tear her civilisation apart. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet
(Premiere)

Rating: 8
9:05pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
9:10pm
Film The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
An outsider in a regimented society faces a conflict that threatens to tear her civilisation apart. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet
(Premiere)

Rating: 8
10:15pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
Bella Swan's supernatural love triangle threatens to ignite a conflict between vampires and werewolves. Romantic fantasy sequel, starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 4.9
11:20pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
11:25pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
Bella Swan's supernatural love triangle threatens to ignite a conflict between vampires and werewolves. Romantic fantasy sequel, starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 4.9
12:40am
Rich Kids Go Homeless
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Rukaya, a youngster who lives in a palatial seven-bedroom house with her parents, agrees to sleep rough on the streets of London for three nights
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
1:45am
Greatest Ever Movie Blunders
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Elis James points out mistakes in movies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
2:50am
Star
May the Best Manager Win
Season 2 Episode 5/18

Star grows ever closer to Noah, despite Ayanna's concerns about Noah's friend, Lucky. Meanwhile, Jahil presents Ayanna with songs borrowed from his nephew, Angel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
3:35am
Two and a Half Men
The Immortal Mr Billy Joel
Season 8 Episode 5/16

Charlie goes to Las Vegas to receive plastic surgery, and Alan assumes his identity in the hope of picking up women at Pavlov's

Rating: 7.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Tue 18 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Study Buddy
Season 5 Episode 13/26

Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology exam. Comedy, starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:25am
Smallville
Accelerate
Season 2 Episode 21/23

Lana becomes convinced she is being haunted by the ghost of a dead friend, but does not suspect the apparition's true nature - or that it possesses kryptonite-enhanced powers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:10am
Dance Moms
Jojo Is a No Show
Season 6 Episode 30/34

Abby choreographs an emotional dance after the ALDC learns of tragic news from Kira and Kalani's home town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:10am
Dance Moms
ALDC for Sale?
Season 6 Episode 31/34

Abby's trial hits the news again, the mothers speculate about the ALDC's future, Brynn is put to the test with her first solo and the elites are tasked with a challenging dance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Sweetheart's Day
Season 5 Episode 14/26

Jay asks Michael for a present on Sweetheart's Day, but he decides to base the price of the gift on her attitude toward him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Silence Is Golden
Season 5 Episode 15/26

Michael makes the unwise decision to take a vow of silence while away on a meditation weekend with Jay
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Season 1 Episode 4/24

Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take on the role of housekeeper

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
The Last Thing You Want to Wind Up with Is a Hump
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Charlie tries to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan their father appeared to him and made a request
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Season 4 Episode 4/24

Alan and Kandi become embroiled in a battle for custody of their pet dog after she has already claimed the apartment and car. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Parenting Bud
Season 3 Episode 20/22

Concerns grow for Grandpa Bud when he is attacked outside his shop, prompting Vanessa and Mike to have a chat with the girls
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
April, Come She Will
Season 3 Episode 21/22

Vanessa's freeloading sister visits, looking for a loan, while Mike keeps busy at work by playing a prank on Chuck. US comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea decides to allow Heather to stay. Toadie organises a place at Erinsborough High for Willow. Despite his growing closeness to Elly, Shaun tells Mark that he will leave town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Robbo realises he needs to sort himself out before committing to Jasmine, while Mason quarrels with Tori and Justin over Raffy's treatment and Alf leaves Roo perplexed
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Of Breasts and Basketball
Season 1 Episode 4/11

Claire tries to attract boys at school by going shopping for a padded bra, while Michael punishes Junior for humiliating him at basketball
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Making the Grade
Season 1 Episode 5/11

Claire learns Junior altered an algebra report to make Janet and Michael think he achieved an A instead of an F, and uses the discovery to blackmail him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Snapping and Sniffing
Season 1 Episode 7/11

Junior's family rallies round to help him deal with a school bully, while baby Kady develops a strange new habit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
He Said, She Said
Season 1 Episode 8/11

Janet urges Michael to stop watching so much TV and spend a little more time with the family - but he is glued to a basketball game and does not pay any attention
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea decides to allow Heather to stay. Toadie organises a place at Erinsborough High for Willow. Despite his growing closeness to Elly, Shaun tells Mark that he will leave town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Justin and Tori reconsider their attitude to cannabis after Raffy is rushed to hospital, Mason gives up his internship, Brody receives an offer to buy Salt, and Martha returns home
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Good Time in Central Africa
Season 8 Episode 9/16

Lindsey's ex-husband Chris starts to stalk Alan, and Bertha takes a few days off, but her replacement proves to be so good at her work that Charlie has to choose between the two
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Dead from the Waist Down
Season 8 Episode 11/16

Alan tries to make some extra money so he can shower Lindsey with gifts, but offering massages at the mall fails to net him any more funds, so he resorts to desperate measures
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Old School for Lazy Kids
Season 1 Episode 2/4

Party girl Caitlin, who lives at home and works a full-time job, spends two days living with former teacher and proactive pensioner Joan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
9:00pm
It's Your Fault I'm Fat
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The documentary follows Ellie, an 18-year-old who weighs more than 17 stone and blames her mother Paula for not putting a stop to her over-eating
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
10:00pm
Wentworth Prison
Payback
Season 7 Episode 2/10

Acting governor Will attempts to reconnect with Kaz, hoping to clamp down on drug drops. Boomer starts ticking items off Liz's bucket list
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:05pm
Film Red Dragon (2002)
An FBI agent seeks imprisoned killer Hannibal Lecter's help in capturing a maniac who murders a family at every full moon. Thriller prequel, with Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
12:05am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
12:10am
Film Red Dragon (2002)
An FBI agent seeks imprisoned killer Hannibal Lecter's help in capturing a maniac who murders a family at every full moon. Thriller prequel, with Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
1:40am
Clink
Changes
Season 1 Episode 9/10

As Brian descends into an emotional abyss, the McKeown girls are horrified to hear that Chloe has been re-admitted to Bridewell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.5
2:40am
Star
Faking It
Season 2 Episode 6/18

Alex attends a pool party hosted by singer Gigi, in hopes of a high-profile collaboration. Meanwhile, Simone receives some news that causes her to have a panic attack
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Twang Your Magic Clanger
Season 8 Episode 6/16

Charlie becomes insecure when he discovers his latest conquest is slightly older than him, and Alan is caught in a compromising position at the cinema

Rating: 7.4
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Wed 19 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
The Bahamas - Part One
Season 5 Episode 16/26

Part one of two. The Kyles go to the Bahamas on holiday, and as soon as they arrive Michael announces he wants to have a relaxing, peaceful time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:25am
Smallville
Calling
Season 2 Episode 22/23

A linguist who was injured while studying the caves comes out of his coma and discovers he possesses amazing powers - which he puts to use by going on a dangerous mission
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:10am
Dance Moms
Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like Ab-Bee
Season 6 Episode 32/34

Abby books a demanding commercial shoot for the team as a chain of events is set into motion that could lead to the biggest rift ever between Abby, the mothers and the elite girls
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:10am
Dance Moms
Two Teams, Two Studios - Part One
Season 6 Episode 33/34

Part one of two. The elites leave for rival Erin Babbs. Abby gives three mini dancers their first solos, while Kendall and Nia are asked to perform with a beloved recording artist
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
The Bahamas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 17/26

Part two of two. Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on Magic Island, but Jimmy refuses to help because they did not want to spend time with him earlier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
The Remodel
Season 5 Episode 18/26

Jay worries about the state of the garage, and asks Michael to have it refurbished, but he finds the cost of a contractor too expensive, so takes on the job himself
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, but is forced to rethink his treatment of women when his mother puts him in an uncomfortable situation

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 Episode 5/24

Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened by Jake's dislike of his soon-to-be stepfather, so Alan enlists Charlie's help to improve their relationship. Charlie Sheen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 Episode 6/24

Charlie finds himself attracted to estate agent Lydia, who is remarkably similar to his mother. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Mutton Busting
Season 3 Episode 22/22

Pressure mounts when Boyd ends a competition at a rodeo, while Eve and her boyfriend argue over her prom dress
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
Here's the Kicker
Season 4 Episode 1/22

The US comedy starring Tim Allen as a stay-at-home father returns. Eve is picked to be her high school's first female kicker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea ingratiates herself with Terese and is offered a job, but Heather is clearly not prepared to stay in hiding. Shaun keeps his promise to Elly to stay out of the way
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Justin and Tori reconsider their attitude to cannabis after Raffy is rushed to hospital, Mason gives up his internship, Brody receives an offer to buy Salt, and Martha returns home
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Breaking Up and Breaking It
Season 1 Episode 9/11

Claire brings home her first boyfriend, while Jay and Michael grow concerned about the amount of time Junior is spending in the bathroom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
A Little Romance
Season 1 Episode 10/11

Michael fears his relationship with Janet has lost its spark when his brother arrives with a beautiful new girlfriend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Season 1 Episode 11/11

The death of a close friend prompts Michael to start acting out of character, buying a wig and demonstrating his love for the rest of the family in a variety of weird ways
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Mum's Away - Part One
Season 2 Episode 1/29

Part one of two. Jay goes to stay with her injured mother, leaving Michael in charge of the kids - who do not waste the opportunity to behave badly. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
Neighbours
Andrea ingratiates herself with Terese and is offered a job, but Heather is clearly not prepared to stay in hiding. Shaun keeps his promise to Elly to stay out of the way
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Brody and Simone try to work out a way to move forward, while Ziggy decides to enter a charity rally that starts in two days' time and enlists Dean as her co-driver
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Skunk, Dog, C**p and Ketchup
Season 8 Episode 13/16

Alan spies on Charlie and Lindsey after he is banned from attending his girlfriend's housewarming party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Season 8 Episode 15/16

Alan persuades family members to give him money for his supposedly booming chiropractic business, and Gordon the pizza guy catches a glimpse of Rose's new husband
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Inside McDonald's: The 300 Billion Dollar Burger Business
The history of the fast food chain, examining its origins, its spread from the US to other nations, and the series of controversies that beset the company in the 1990s
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00pm
Old School for Lazy Kids
Season 1 Episode 3/4

Fashion-conscious 22-year-old Erik from Reading, who does nothing around the house, moves in with Raymond, a 79-year-old handyman who once ran three businesses
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
10:00pm
Film The Bodyguard (1992)
A former secret service agent acts as a bodyguard for a famous singer who is being persecuted by an obsessed fan. Romantic thriller, starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
11:05pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
11:10pm
Film The Bodyguard (1992)
A former secret service agent acts as a bodyguard for a famous singer who is being persecuted by an obsessed fan. Romantic thriller, starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.4
12:40am
Two and a Half Men
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Season 8 Episode 10/16

Courtney hooks up with Charlie after she is released from prison, and Alan worries that the ex-con is taking advantage of his brother

Rating: 7.4
1:05am
Star
Ghetto Symphony
Season 2 Episode 7/18

Alex begins to warm to her staged media romance with Noah, Ayanna gives Simone a way out, and Cotton's behaviour arouses concern in Carlotta
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:10am
Empire
Cupid Painted Blind
Season 4 Episode 8/18

Cookie and Lucious take action when Diana Dubois' plan comes to fruition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
3:05am
Empire
Slave to Memory
Season 4 Episode 9/18

The Lyons come up with a plan to take down the Dubois family once and for all. Drama, starring Terrence Howard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Thu 20 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
Celibacy
Season 5 Episode 19/26

Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolise their growing affection, while Jay tells Michael that their love life will improve if they are celibate for six months
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:25am
Smallville
Exodus
Season 2 Episode 23/23

Clark makes an astonishing discovery about his origins, while Lex and Helen's wedding turns into a more dramatic event than anticipated
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:10am
Dance Moms
Two Teams, Two Studios - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 34/34

Part two of two. The elite girls stop at nothing to prove that they can win without Abby as their instructor
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:10am
Dance Moms
Fight for Your Life
Season 7 Episode 1/29

Eight weeks after the junior team abandoned Abby and took up with a rival, Abby reaches out to the mothers and tells them she has an important announcement
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Michael Joins a Gym
Season 5 Episode 20/26

Michael bumps into a high-school friend who is a keen weightlifter and asks him for help getting back in shape
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Junior's Cartoon
Season 5 Episode 21/26

Junior submits a cartoon in a competition and wins first prize, so Michael takes him to meet TV executives to try to get his talent noticed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher, but ends up in charge of the school music show

Rating: 7.4
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Phase One, Complete
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer for it

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 Episode 7/24

Berta swears revenge on the married man responsible for her daughter's pregnancy, and forces Charlie to accompany her on the mission
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Release the Dogs
Season 4 Episode 8/24

A jog along the beach takes a disastrous turn for Alan, who seeks help from a psychiatrist to learn the cause of his insomnia. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
War Games
Season 4 Episode 2/22

Ryan tells Mike to stop exposing his son to violent action movies and video games, and Vanessa seeks a makeover ahead of a planned meeting with her former college roommates
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
Rediscover America
Season 4 Episode 3/22

An argument over the future of the Outdoor Man brand places Mike and Ed's friendship in jeopardy, and Eve feels the pressure of being her football team's 'female' kicker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Ian wants a relationship with Andrea and threatens to spill the beans when she rejects him. Toadie finds them talking and demands to know what's going on. Roxy's partying escalates
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Brody and Simone try to work out a way to move forward, while Ziggy decides to enter a charity rally that starts in two days' time and enlists Dean as her co-driver
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Mum's Away - Part Two
Season 2 Episode 2/29

Part two of two. Michael discovers Charmaine is pregnant and thinking of running away from home, so he tells her about his experience of being a teenage parent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
No Rules
Season 2 Episode 3/29

Michael decides to let the kids have a rule-free life, providing they do everything for themselves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Perfect Dad
Season 2 Episode 4/29

The children feel Michael is being too strict and call a family meeting, where they set about describing their ideal father
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Thru Thick and Thin
Season 2 Episode 5/29

Janet returns home, but appears to have piled on the pounds - much to the dismay of Michael, who struggles to find a way to tell her she is overweight
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
Neighbours
Ian wants a relationship with Andrea and threatens to spill the beans when she rejects him. Toadie finds them talking and demands to know what's going on. Roxy's partying escalates
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Ziggy and Dean head to the rally, unaware a stowaway is in their boot. Jett is offered an independent living space in the city, but learns he is not ready to begin counselling yet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men
That Darn Priest
Season 8 Episode 16/16

Rose finds out about Alan's investment fraud. However, when he follows her home to beg for her silence, he discovers the truth about her husband
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/24

Charlie Harper is shocked when his brother leaves his wife and asks to move in with him - with his son in tow. Pilot of the comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
It's Your Fault I'm Fat
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The documentary follows Ellie, an 18-year-old who weighs more than 17 stone and blames her mother Paula for not putting a stop to her over-eating
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
9:00pm
Clink
Endgame
Season 1 Episode 10/10

The beleaguered Brian disappears at the worst possible time, with BPS Bridewell being visited by a prison inspector (guest star Neil Fitzmaurice)
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 8.5
10:00pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Vampire Edward and human Bella get married, but her subsequent pregnancy has dangerous implications. Romantic fantasy sequel, with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 6.4
11:05pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
11:10pm
Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
Vampire Edward and human Bella get married, but her subsequent pregnancy has dangerous implications. Romantic fantasy sequel, with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Rating: 6.4
12:20am
Dirty Tricks: Magic Man
Match Day
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Ryan Tricks astounds his idols at Arsenal's training ground, and outside the Emirates stadium he messes with the minds of Gunners devotees
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 9.8
1:20am
Star
A House Divided
Season 2 Episode 8/18

Cotton's procrastination over her love life ends badly, and Noah starts drinking after Andy and Angel undermine him on air
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:20am
Empire
Birds in the Cage
Season 4 Episode 10/18

As the Lyon family attempts to pick up the pieces, things aren't about to get any easier for Lucious, as he is drugged and kidnapped by his obsessed nurse Claudia.
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
3:10am
Empire
Without Apology
Season 4 Episode 11/18

Eddie realises he has to work on rebranding the company. Cookie springs into action when an old girl group reunites and threatens to expose secrets about Empire and Lucious
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Fri 21 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
8:05am
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Sandwich
Season 5 Episode 22/26

The family's antics delay Michael getting to the airport and, when he arrives, the sandwich he spent all day making is scrutinised suspiciously by security guards
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:25am
Smallville
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/21

Pilot episode following the early escapades of Clark Kent before he created his Superman alter ego and donned his famous tights and cape. Tom Welling stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:10am
Dance Moms
Abby's Worst Nightmare
Season 7 Episode 2/29

In the midst of assembling the best team for a head-to-head competition, Abby's biggest rival returns and the mothers worry about her ability to hold it all together
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
10:10am
Dance Moms
Return of the Rotten Apples
Season 7 Episode 3/29

Abby and the ALDC bring an edgy group routine to the week's competition hoping to overtake Cathy and her Candy Apples for the second week in a row
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Graduation Day
Season 5 Episode 23/26

Michael is determined that Jay's graduation celebrations go without a hitch
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Michael Sells the Business
Season 5 Episode 24/26

Kady and Claire fight over bathroom rights, and Michael receives a tempting offer for Kyle Trucking
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Charlie hears a former girlfriend is getting married, and tries to prove he is a better family man than her fiance is by organising a Thanksgiving get-together
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Charlie and Jake try to give Alan a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfit for him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Alan tries to leave Charlie with the restaurant bill during a double date, but his brother plays him at his own game. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Charlie faces a difficult decision as Berta and Lydia fight over him. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Sinkhole
Season 4 Episode 4/22

Boyd becomes terrified of leaving the house after he and Mike narrowly avoid falling into a sinkhole while driving on the interstate. US comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
School Merger
Season 4 Episode 5/22

Mike and Chuck debate the merits of the merger of an upscale local high-school with one from the inner-city, and Ryan uses Halloween to remind Vanessa of her eco-responsibilities
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Roxy continues to make trouble for Terese, who goes to drastic lengths to reassure Paul when he questions her commitment to their relationship. Andrea allays Toadie's suspicions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Ziggy and Dean head to the rally, unaware a stowaway is in their boot. Jett is offered an independent living space in the city, but learns he is not ready to begin counselling yet
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
4:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Michael's Garden
Season 2 Episode 7/29

Michael reluctantly agrees to have a prostate examination. Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her homework, and Kady sends the police on a wild goose chase
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
4:30pm
My Wife and Kids
He Heard, She Heard
Season 2 Episode 6/29

Claire is invited to a party, but when Michael refuses to let her go, Janet suggests he should be more trusting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:00pm
My Wife and Kids
Let Them Eat Pie
Season 2 Episode 8/29

Claire sneakily eats a snack intended for Michael but refuses to own up - so he devises a special punishment to force a confession from the culprit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
5:30pm
My Wife and Kids
Jay Gets Fired
Season 2 Episode 9/29

Jay loses her job and initially finds it hard being at home all day - until she rediscovers the rewards of full-time motherhood
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
6:00pm
Neighbours
Roxy continues to make trouble for Terese, who goes to drastic lengths to reassure Paul when he questions her commitment to their relationship. Andrea allays Toadie's suspicions
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.3
7:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy B*******
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few house rules. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Alan resolves to enjoy a fun-filled weekend with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
8:00pm
Film Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
A farm boy joins a band of knights on a mission to rescue a princess from a kingdom of giants in the sky. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
9:05pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
9:10pm
Film Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
A farm boy joins a band of knights on a mission to rescue a princess from a kingdom of giants in the sky. Fantasy adventure, starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:15pm
Impact Wrestling
Season 2 Episode 14/100

Wrestling show featuring innovative high-risk matches and interviews with the stars

Rating: 9.1
12:15am
Greatest Ever Movie Blunders
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Elis James points out mistakes in movies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.2
1:20am
Star
Climax
Season 2 Episode 9/18

Omari does not take kindly to being dismissed, and plots to kill Cotton. Star reaches for a gun after finding out what Ayanna did to Simone, and Carlotta's house goes up in flames
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.4
2:15am
Empire
Sweet Sorrow
Season 4 Episode 12/18

Andre and Jamal try to make up for past mistakes, Jamal reveals a shocking secret on live TV, and Eddie's motives are brought into question

Rating: 4.3
3:10am
Empire
Of Hardiness Is Mother
Season 4 Episode 13/18

Cookie receives unsettling news about an old friend, forcing her to take matters into her own hands. Tiana's new single takes off and Jamal struggles to rebrand his image
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
3:55am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4

Sat 22 Jun

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
My Wife and Kids
RV Dreams
Season 5 Episode 25/26

The family goes on a road trip from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon, but things do not go smoothly
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:20am
My Wife and Kids
The 'V' Story
Season 5 Episode 26/26

Jay tells Michael she thinks the time has come for him to have a vasectomy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
8:50am
My Wife and Kids
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/11

Pilot episode of the American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the children. Michael and Janet consider counselling
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
9:20am
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy B*******
Season 1 Episode 2/24

Jake entices a flock of seagulls into his room, while Charlie tries to persuade him to obey a few house rules. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
9:50am
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Season 1 Episode 3/24

Alan resolves to enjoy a fun-filled weekend with his son - but when it goes spectacularly wrong, he settles for the company of Charlie and vast quantities of alcohol
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:15am
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
Season 1 Episode 4/24

Charlie's cleaning lady walks out in exasperation over the increasing demands being placed on her, so Alan offers to take on the role of housekeeper
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
10:40am
Two and a Half Men
The Last Thing You Want to Wind Up with Is a Hump
Season 1 Episode 5/24

Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games and ends up hitting it off with another player's mother. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:05am
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 Episode 6/24

Charlie teaches Jake to ignore unwanted female telephone callers, but is forced to rethink his treatment of women when his mother puts him in an uncomfortable situation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:35am
Two and a Half Men
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 Episode 7/24

Judith worries when Jake draws an intimate picture of one of Charlie's friends as part of a school assignment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1 Episode 8/24

Charlie goes along to Jake's parents' evening with hopes of seducing the teacher, but ends up in charge of the school music show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Phase One, Complete
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Jake gets close to one of Charlie's girlfriends, but when his uncle declares he will not be seeing her again, the youngster decides to make him suffer for it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:55pm
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Season 1 Episode 10/24

Charlie hears a former girlfriend is getting married, and tries to prove he is a better family man than her fiance is by organising a Thanksgiving get-together
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:25pm
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Season 1 Episode 11/24

Charlie and Jake try to give Alan a makeover, but eventually admit defeat and bring in a gay man to choose the perfect outfit for him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:50pm
Film Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
The eccentric pet detective is coaxed out of exile in a Buddhist monastery to search for a missing sacred bat in the African jungle. Comedy sequel, with Jim Carrey and Simon Callow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
2:50pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
2:55pm
Film Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
The eccentric pet detective is coaxed out of exile in a Buddhist monastery to search for a missing sacred bat in the African jungle. Comedy sequel, with Jim Carrey and Simon Callow
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:35pm
Film Pan (2015)
An orphan is transported to a magical land and goes in search of the truth about his mother. Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:35pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:40pm
Film Pan (2015)
An orphan is transported to a magical land and goes in search of the truth about his mother. Fantasy adventure prequel to Peter Pan, starring Levi Miller and Hugh Jackman
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
5:45pm
Film The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
An outsider in a regimented society faces a conflict that threatens to tear her civilisation apart. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
6:50pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
6:55pm
Film The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
An outsider in a regimented society faces a conflict that threatens to tear her civilisation apart. Sci-fi adventure sequel, starring Shailene Woodley and Kate Winslet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:55pm
Film The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo and Luke Duke discover a corrupt commissioner is plotting to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy adaptation of the TV series, starring Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
8:55pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
9:00pm
Film The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Bo and Luke Duke discover a corrupt commissioner is plotting to strip-mine their entire town. Comedy adaptation of the TV series, starring Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
10:00pm
Wentworth Prison
Atonement
Season 7 Episode 3/10

In the wake of an act of extreme violence, Kaz is assigned therapy with Dr Miller, and the session helps her to dig deep into the reasons behind her behaviour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:00pm
Film Red Dragon (2002)
An FBI agent seeks imprisoned killer Hannibal Lecter's help in capturing a maniac who murders a family at every full moon. Thriller prequel, with Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
12:00am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
12:05am
Film Red Dragon (2002)
An FBI agent seeks imprisoned killer Hannibal Lecter's help in capturing a maniac who murders a family at every full moon. Thriller prequel, with Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.3
1:35am
Spartacus: Vengeance
Balance
Season 3 Episode 8/10

The gladiator spots an opportunity for revenge, and suspicion surrounds Glaber. Historical drama, starring Liam McIntyre

Rating: 7.8
2:50am
Spartacus: Vengeance
Monsters
Season 3 Episode 9/10

The gladiator's leadership skills are tested when he tries to persuade his men to unite against the Roman assault. Meanwhile, Lucretia struggles to overcome the people in her way

Rating: 7.8
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 4.8
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.4