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Sun 18 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 2/7

A wealthy 21-year-old with a busy social life moves in with a single mother from Orpington and her three children. She learns an important lesson in the need to become independent from her parents - and their money
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 2 Episode 6/13

Catching up with tenants and landlords from previous episodes, including a man living in a damp and mouldy flat, who was unable to sleep in the bedroom due to the horrendous conditions. The programme also revisits a 70-year-old landlady whose tenants stopped paying the rent for a year, and the council's Rogue Landlord Team in Lewisham, who learned where a slum property owner's reputation for a short fuse came from
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 2 Episode 9/13

A landlord seeks urgent advice from eviction specialist Chris after finding his three-bedroom terrace has been stripped bare of the fittings, the flooring, and even the grass on the lawn. Landlady Rose gets a shock when she finally gains access to her property, and Dave from Peterborough Council's housing team comes across some of the worst damp and mould he has ever seen. Plus, Selina and Lee must return from America for a court case to recover £10,000 rent arrears on their UK property
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 2 Episode 11/13

Claire and Simon seek eviction specialist Chris's help to evict a man claiming to be renting their old family home. Meanwhile, Hamza hopes to get his council flat back after he tried to help a neighbour's friend by letting them stay for a week, but ended up being shut out when they refused to leave. Plus, a man is almost £30,000 in debt and in danger of repossession after his tenants stopped paying the rent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 2/16

Alex is hit with a £7,000 bill after his tenant is found to have been running a business from his property. Developer Jon calls in an eviction specialist to rid a disused tram station of squatters, and Vicki is surprised to find out that a tenant has stopped paying rent and moved in a sub-tenant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
1:00pm
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Get Out of My House
Season 3 Episode 4/16

The owner of a tanning salon regrets letting an employee move into a house he owns when he is faced with complaints from the neighbours about wild parties and £3,000 in unpaid rent. A couple managing a property for their daughter arrange to sell it, only to find the tenant refuses to leave, while a housing enforcement officer goes in search of a landlord who has left a tenant without light, heat or running water
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
2:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 39/42

Matt and Garry try to recover more than £6,000 owed in nursery fees in Warwickshire, while Gary and Cona head to West Sussex, chasing £11,000 owed by a businessman who has defaulted on a previous plan, and have no option but to break into the property. The pair also head down to the south coast of England, seeking more than £3,500 owed for an unpaid loan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
3:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 5 Episode 41/42

Gary and Paul visit Kent to recover £2,500 owed by a publican to a utilities supplier - only to find themselves in the middle of a family at war. Stewart and Elmor deal with a sensitive case in Liverpool, as they repossess a property where the tenant has failed to pay any rent for almost a year
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants from a south London flat, one of whom has a reputation for violence. Everything goes smoothly until the enforcement agents make a shocking discovery in a child's bedroom. Paul and Steve head to Slough to collect wages owed to a freelance worker, but the debtor is less than happy to find the high-court enforcement officers on his doorstep and things get physical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 4/10

Paul and Steve discover a locked wooden case when they are called to evict tenants from a flat in London's Docklands. Opening it up, they realise they urgently need police back-up - and the property quickly becomes a crime scene. Brian and Graham head to Swindon Town FC to collect a debt, while Paul's team arrives at a property in Essex to find that they have to remove a woman and her six children
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 6/10

High Court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve and Ben Pinner face their biggest eviction yet - taking on squatters in a large central London office block. With the help of the police, they try to remove a suspected group of 70 from the building, but with a barricade in place, the team faces a challenging operation ahead. Elsewhere, officers are confronted by an army of family and friends when they attempt to enforce a writ at the property of a debtor, and face a difficult eviction at the north London home of a heavily pregnant tenant and her family, after the council fails to pay the rent to the landlord
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
7:00pm
The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Another selection of neighbourly conflicts, featuring a dispute between two retired men about a new driveway, which resulted in the pair fighting in the street in the Tayside town of Kinross. The Webbs' peace in rural Plymouth was shattered when a new family moved in a few doors away, and a row about parking erupted into a full-blown punch-up. Meanwhile, Rita Grootendorst claims to have been the victim of a land grab by her next-door neighbours, although she is the one who has been arrested for assault and criminal damage over a drainpipe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
8:00pm
The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Wiltshire couple Edward Lea and his wife found their happy retirement was short-lived when an imposing 8ft breeze-block wall - dubbed the Great Wall of China - was built by their neighbour between their properties. In Scotland, Karen Ryrie and her elderly mother are fed up with living opposite John Tyer, his three dogs and a huge family of rabbits. Following their complaint about the smell, Karen's subsequent accusation of assault has made the dispute far more serious. Elsewhere, Linda Bird had not been expecting to wear headphones around the house when she moved to Bedfordshire for a quiet life, but the issue has escalated beyond excessive noise to become a battle over boundaries with neighbour Stanislav Fajdel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
9:00pm
The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door
Evicted and Convicted
Season 2 Episode 6/6

A dispute between households arising from investments made into a business venture that later failed, and the fury surrounding the construction of an extension that saw damage to an adjacent property. Plus, updates on people and stories featured in previous programmes, including the latest whereabouts of rowdy rapper Elvis Turasinze, who drove his neighbours berserk with his beat-making
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
10:00pm
Rose: Making a Monster
Documentary exploring Rose West's childhood, looking back at experiences in her younger years that lead to her becoming one of the most evil serial killers in British history. Throughout the programme, people who knew Rose personally - from childhood neighbours to the solicitor who represented her at the final trial - share stories from her troubled youth, and discuss how this may have impacted her in later life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
11:35pm
Fritzl: Surviving Evil
The case of the Austrian man Josef Fritzl, who kept his daughter prisoner for 24 years in the cellar of his house, until she was released in 2008 at the age of 42. Dramatically pleading guilty to all of the charges at the last moment of the trial, he was sentenced to life in a secure unit for incest, imprisonment, raping the victim - who bore seven children - and causing the death of one child by neglect
(Subtitles)

Rating: 0.5
12:50am
Murder by My Fiance
A series of true crime documentaries, starting with the story of British millionaire Andy Bush, who was murdered when he went on a holiday to Spain. The documentary examines new evidence surrounding the case, featuring CCTV footage, police records and insightful testimonies, and also looks at the involvement of his obsessive ex-girlfriend, who was implicated in his murder
(Subtitles)

1:55am
Ambulance: Code Red
Season 1 Episode 10/10

Paramedic Jack attends the scene of a double stabbing in Birmingham, where two neighbours have been attacked. Plus, Ambulance Control receive an emergency call reporting a man trapped under a bus
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.2
2:55am
Filthy House SOS
Season 3 Episode 3/6

Richard and Brennan clean up a semi-detached house in Bedford belonging to a woman with rheumatoid arthritis, which has left her with extremely restricted mobility
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
3:45am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Mon 19 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 5/7

A wealthy 19-year-old who lives in his parents' seven-bedroom family home moves in with a single mother from Watford, discovering how to have fun without spending any money and buying a new outfit from a charity shop
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 7/20

Oxford litter-picker Gary is shocked when he discovers the biggest collection of used hypodermic needles yet in one of the city's clandestine drug dens, while Walsall assembles a crack clean-up crew to sift through a mound of flytipped rubbish for clues to who dumped it

Rating: 5.7
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 5/16

Teorin and Collette had high hopes when they let out their five-bedroom family home, but it wasn't long before their tenant stopped paying rent - and then turned the house into a hostel for holiday-makers. Quickly running out of options, the couple turn to eviction specialist Chris Sharpe for help. Plus, Harrow council officers discover 40 people crammed into a potential deathtrap of a house, and a woman who relies on her rent for medical expenses tries to claw back some from her tenant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 6/16

An east London landlord who trusted his property to a letting agency discovers the house is being advertised on a Romanian website - and strangers have moved in. A South Yorkshire single mum is owed £10,000 in back rent when her tenant disappears, and has to prove he has abandoned the property to get it back. Plus, west London housing officers investigate a tip-off about people living in dangerous conditions behind a row of shops
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 7/10

High Court enforcement officers Paul and Steve make an extraordinary discovery inside a locked bedroom, and immediately call for police back-up. Brian and Graham head to Swindon Town football club to recover a debt, while Paul and Ben have difficulty evicting a couple from a house in Kent after learning they have six children and nowhere else to go
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 2 Episode 7/14

Memorable moments from the series, including the pursuit of two knife-wielding robbers endangering both themselves and the public in a stolen Toyota. The officers also use a mixture of technology and old-fashioned legwork to chase a drug dealer whose number plate flashes up a warning
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 2 Episode 8/14

The officers in Essex are called on to take drastic action when a pursuit from London arrives in their area. A car thief is forced to face the consequences of his actions, and a drug search in Basildon yields curious discoveries
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 2 Episode 9/14

Members of Essex's high-speed police interception unit chase a lorry driver across three counties. Elsewhere, the team's adapted vehicles are pushed to speeds of up to 115mph while in pursuit of a joyrider. The officers also get the chance to hone their skills with the Subaru World Rally team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 8/10

Documentary giving an insight into cash-strapped Britain from the perspectives of debtors, creditors and those who collect the payments, including High Court enforcement bailiffs and repossession teams. Paul and Ben are called in to evict squatters from a residential property, but something about the squat does not quite add up for the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Brian O'Shaughnessy and Graham Aldred's first case sees them in a Brighton health spa as they search for assets to seize in pursuit of a £20,000 debt. Following a stand-off, they devise a way to work with the owner and her professional advisers to come up with a solution. Later, Graham reveals his softer side when he revisits a woman who defaulted on a debt payment plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Karl's arrest sends shockwaves through Hendrix, Susan and Bea. Olivia has a proposition, which Susan may or may not accept
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Christian questions his judgement when Ari's condition does not improve. Tori has to remind him to stay professional, but Lewis is not as innocent as he pretends to be
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Rich House, Poor House
Season 5 Episode 5/6

A retired couple and a single mother from Swindon are the latest to swap homes, lives and budgets to sample life on the other side of the tracks. Shahid and Riffat have worked all their lives planning for their retirement. They have built their own home and live off a comfortable pension. Kelly lives in a three-bedroom council house with her sons. She works as a cleaner and spends no money on herself, with everything going to her sons. How will both parties be affected by the swap?
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:00pm
Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
Season 2 Episode 2/10

Graeme Hall treats a ridgeback-boxer cross that has become aggressive towards other dogs after being attacked, and helps a cancer patient with a badly behaved golden retriever that is holding back her recovery. His last port of call is to a miniature pincher who objects to any men coming near its owner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:00pm
The Disappearance of Shannon Matthews
Season 1 Episode 1/2

First in a two-part documentary about the disappearance of nine-year-old Shannon Matthews in Yorkshire in 2008, an investigation that gripped the nation, which turned out to be hoax kidnapping plot devised by her mother. Featuring exclusive interviews with Shannon's best friend, members of the local community, and the police officers who eventually found her, the programme reveals the remarkable truth of what really happened
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
10:35pm
The Disappearance of Shannon Matthews
Season 1 Episode 2/2

Concluding the documentary about the disappearance of nine-year-old Shannon Matthews in 2008, an investigation that gripped the nation. Her mother Karen claimed that her daughter had gone missing on the way home from school, prompting a nationwide search. But weeks later, it was revealed that Karen had known the truth all along - in a hoax kidnapping, Shannon was being kept hidden by a man known to her mother, who had plotted to claim the £50,000 reward money for her return
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
12:05am
Dirty John
Red Flags and Parades
Season 1 Episode 2/8

As Debra and John secretly revel in their newlywed bliss, Veronica, Terry and Toby plan to prove their suspicions about John
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
1:05am
22 Kids & Counting
Season 1 Episode 3/4

Noel and Sue's 18-year-old daughter Millie announces her pregnancy, and sister Chloe is put in charge of organising the baby shower, but a cake crisis threatens to ruin everything. In true Radford style, Noel saves the day, and three generations of Radford women gather to celebrate the imminent arrival of Noel and Sue's sixth grandchild
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
2:05am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 10/20

Newbie Chloe is taken under the wing of experienced enforcers Ian and Anneil as they conduct a street sweep, deep cleaning Hounslow's problem areas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.7
3:10am
Neighbours
Karl's arrest sends shockwaves through Hendrix, Susan and Bea. Olivia has a proposition, which Susan may or may not accept
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:35am
Home and Away
Christian questions his judgement when Ari's condition does not improve. Tori has to remind him to stay professional, but Lewis is not as innocent as he pretends to be
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Tue 20 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 6/7

A wealthy man with an expensive taste for designer clothes moves in with a Swansea single father on benefits, and has to get to grips with his dislike of animals
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 8/20

Anna and John have to work hard to get to the root of an almighty blockage threatening to send a tsunami of waste gushing into a bungalow. In Lewes, East Sussex, after one of the biggest bonfire night celebrations in the country, filth fighters reveal the trade secrets of clearing up the mess left by the 80,000 revellers

Rating: 5.7
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 7/16

Susan and Gary bought an East End flat to let out and were approached by a letting agent who promised hassle-free guaranteed rent. But before they knew it, he had broken in and changed the locks. Now they are fighting to get the property back. Meanwhile, landlord Paul discovers that his seriously ill father's long-standing tenant owes a staggering £20,000 in rent for living in her Notting Hill home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 8/16

Kent couple Rachel and Chris are pushed to the limit when their relationship with their tenant breaks down and she stops paying rent, leaving them more than £5,000 out of pocket. Now they need to get her out or they could lose the house. Elsewhere, a tenant uses scare tactics to keep his landlord off his back, and in Harrow, council housing officers investigate a residential property that has been turned into a brothel
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Brian O'Shaughnessy and Graham Aldred's first case sees them in a Brighton health spa as they search for assets to seize in pursuit of a £20,000 debt. Following a stand-off, they devise a way to work with the owner and her professional advisers to come up with a solution. Later, Graham reveals his softer side when he revisits a woman who defaulted on a debt payment plan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 2 Episode 10/14

The high-speed police interception unit pursues a stolen car through the suburbs of Essex until the thieves turn into a cul-de-sac and, though seemingly trapped, still try to escape. Elsewhere, officers deal with a fight outside a nightclub and tackle boy racers in Southend
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 1/15

Specially trained officers try to stop a 4x4 as it is driven dangerously through the streets of Basildon, and pursue a fake ambulance. In the air above Essex, the police helicopter trails a pair of teenage car thieves
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 3/15

Two new officers chase a gang of youths spotted joyriding around an Essex village in a stolen car. A counsellor is called out to avert a potential suicide on the M25, and a thief's attempts to misdirect the team fall flat when damning evidence of his crimes is found in his car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 2 Episode 10/10

High Court enforcement officers Paul and Steve's first job is an eviction with a twist when they find out the landlord is the tenant's son, while their next case is also tricky and involves family members with a question mark over their immigration status who are now facing homelessness. Their final case involves a man with a history of mental illness who has reached the end of his tenancy but refuses to leave, and Steve tries to find a solution after a church minister and his mother fail to placate him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 1/14

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection. Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy try to collect a debt from a technology company, but with the director nowhere to be seen, the office manager does everything she can to prove the business is no longer trading. Stewart McCracken and Elmor Victor face a heartbreaking house repossession in Merseyside, where two landlords are forced to evict a tenant recovering from a brain tumour which has cost him his job and income
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
With Karl charged by the police, Bea and Susan start to realise Olivia's book might be the only way to clear his name. Aaron controversially announces he wants to name the baby Fay
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Lewis is about to end Ari's life, but is interrupted by Mia. Mac arrives home and starts researching unexpected babies. Justin and Leah anticipate the house handover
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Britain's Parking Hell
Season 3 Episode 6/6

In the final episode, the Weston-super-Mare parking team deal with a crime spree which has seen blue badge fraud increase significantly in the last year alone. Meanwhile, mother and daughter Lowri and Bethan in Cardiff struggle to find a parking space on the day of a big rugby match, and residents of Basildon are angered about a private parking company that has issued over a thousand fines in a single month
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
8:00pm
Criminals: Caught on Camera
Street Crime UK: Caught on Camera
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the UK to discover how CCTV and technological advances are helping to fight the huge rise in street crime. In London, the Met's robbery squads work the streets on a busy Friday night, and with criminals now using motorbikes to get away, cameras help officers identify, track and apprehend offenders. Nick also finds out how pickpockets, scammers and bag thieves use sleight of hand and distraction to relieve people of their valuables
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
9:00pm
A&E After Dark
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Medical staff are faced with an aggressive patient who was brought in by police after being pushed down a flight of concrete stairs, and is shouting and swearing. Doctors are concerned that his behaviour could be as a result of a serious head injury. Doctor Andrew administers morphine to help a woman in agony, but the medics grow worried when her screams turn to silence
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
10:00pm
999: Critical Condition
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Return of the documentary following the work of medical staff at Stoke's Royal University Hospital, as they strive to save the lives of sick and injured patients. A one-punch attack in the street leaves a man with a potentially devastating head injury, and trauma team leader Richard quickly realises he needs to perform emergency surgery on a bleed inside his brain. A young man arrives with multiple broken bones and suspected internal injuries following a motorbike accident, while a factory worker hopes the team can save his arm after a horrific accident with a circular saw
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
11:05pm
Film Rain Man (1988)
Brash yuppie car dealer Charlie discovers his deceased father has left the family fortune to Raymond, the autistic elder brother he never knew he had. In a bid to get his hands on the money, he tracks down and abducts Raymond - but the ensuing cross-country journey proves to be a profound learning experience. Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman, with Valeria Golino, Gerald R Molen and Jack Murdock
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:05am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
12:10am
Film Rain Man (1988)
Brash yuppie car dealer Charlie discovers his deceased father has left the family fortune to Raymond, the autistic elder brother he never knew he had. In a bid to get his hands on the money, he tracks down and abducts Raymond - but the ensuing cross-country journey proves to be a profound learning experience. Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman, with Valeria Golino, Gerald R Molen and Jack Murdock
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:50am
Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts
Season 2 Episode 8/12

Russell, a 72-year-old man is rushed into hospital by paramedics suffering from severe chest pains, while Dr Dyfrig Hughes treats Michael, who was brought in by ambulance after falling ten feet from a ladder while cutting hedges. Elsewhere, junior doctor George Kay has some exciting news to share with the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
2:55am
Me & My 10 Kids: Mega Families
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Heading to the Kent coast means a large order at the chip shop for one family with a high head count, while in Swindon, a gender reveal party descends into chaos
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
3:45am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Wed 21 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 7/7

A wealthy Chelsea student stays with a family of Mexican immigrants. She comes to realise how much she relies on the support of her parents, and is touched by her hosts' story of trying to find a safe home where they can raise their children
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 9/20

Midlands-based pest exterminators Chris and Mark take on some elusive mice causing havoc in an unexpected location, while in Buckinghamshire, a lorry load of potentially hazardous waste is dumped by the side of a main road, and boss David suspects it could be linked to organised crime

Rating: 5.7
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 9/16

The tale of an elderly couple whose hopes of a peaceful retirement were ruined when their tenants stopped paying rent, then moved in their abusive friends who became squatters. With the house becoming a free-for-all and in a terrible state of repair, and the couple facing a barrage of verbal threats and abusive behaviour, they have been forced to seek help in an attempt to get their property back. Plus, a man who cannot sell his house because his sitting tenant refuses to leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 10/16

In Bristol, eviction lawyer Chris deals with a complex case in which squatters have broken into an empty pub and are now refusing to leave, with landlord Alex wanting them out as he is awaiting planning permission to turn the pub into flats. Jill is trying to regain a property she and her late husband bought as an investment, which she has been renting out to alleviate financial stress
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 1/14

Documentary series giving an insight into the world of debt collection. Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy try to collect a debt from a technology company, but with the director nowhere to be seen, the office manager does everything she can to prove the business is no longer trading. Stewart McCracken and Elmor Victor face a heartbreaking house repossession in Merseyside, where two landlords are forced to evict a tenant recovering from a brain tumour which has cost him his job and income
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 3/15

Two new officers chase a gang of youths spotted joyriding around an Essex village in a stolen car. A counsellor is called out to avert a potential suicide on the M25, and a thief's attempts to misdirect the team fall flat when damning evidence of his crimes is found in his car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 4/15

A stolen car is recovered on the M11, and the team is given advanced training in the use of a tactical battering ram. Plus, a suspect briefly goes missing at a burger bar, an officer proves his mettle in a series of drug raids, and members of the unit are forced to calm a drunken sailor
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 5/15

The team is forced to intervene when a man is assaulted in the street by his wife. Officers set out on the trail of one of the largest stolen car operations in Essex, and the interceptors put their vehicles to the test when the driver of a hijacked 4x4 goes off road in an attempt to lose them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 2/14

Kevin Stokes and Brian O'Shaughnessy get into a doorstep confrontation with a debtor who wants to prove her family business is bankrupt. However, when tempers flare Brian is assaulted and the agents call the police. Elsewhere, Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner face evicting people from three properties owned by the same landlord in north London, and Brian and Delroy Anglin collect £2,000 debt owed to a vet in Kent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 3/14

Agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner get caught up in a dispute between a landlord and a tenant who refuses to move out, and Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin chase a £17,000 debt. In Essex, a couple owe their neighbour £11,000, and on the south coast, debt collection from a Turkish restaurant gets complicated when there is confusion about ownership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Harlow's planned day out with Brent goes sideways when they learn the stolen bike has been uncovered at the Hive. Aaron worries about Chloe and Nicolette starting a relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Mac is not sure if he should be telling Ari about the pregnancy yet. Amber and Dean are finally getting along, and start to feel closer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Inside Iceland: Britain's Budget Supermarket
Season 1 Episode 2/4

On the search for a high-end restaurant-style chip to add to their existing range, Iceland's chip buyer heads to Belgium to see how to produce a premium chip cheaply. There's also a look at the company's out-of-town bulk-buying spin-off called Food Warehouse, and cameras reveal how the supermarket chain is keen to cash in on the popularity of sea bass
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
Bargain Brits on Benefits
Season 1 Episode 2/10

Juanita scours for designer goods at bargain prices and Lee swaps a house and bills for living rent-free in a horse box
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
9:00pm
Filthy House SOS
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Francis and Brennan help a compulsive buyer who has been housebound for 10 years owing to health complications, and whose Newport home is now impossible to clean
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
10:00pm
22 Kids & Counting
Season 1 Episode 4/4

With 10 teenagers now living in the Radford house, their laziness is driving mum Sue to take up DIY projects, leaving the house in chaos as they drag on. Sue wants a third French bulldog and while Noel says that isn't going to happen, she gets her own way, and there is another addition to the family, albeit just a new puppy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:05pm
Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Childhood in gypsy and traveller communities. Eleven-year-old Albert prepares for his first competitive boxing match, keen to impress his father and earn himself a solid reputation in the community. Twins Johnny and Abraham take part in a catapult shooting contest, while Sheri-Anne is trying to master the art of standing on the back of a moving horse
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
12:05am
Selling Sex to Survive
Documentary following the lives of people who have been driven to prostitution by poverty, as well as the organisations dedicated to helping them to turn their lives around, including volunteers like former sex worker Sonia, who now uses her past experiences to help others in similar circumstances
(Subtitles)

1:05am
Bargain-Loving Brits in Blackpool
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The real stories of more people living the high life by the sea on a low budget. B&B owner Chris has dropped his prices to keep turnover high. Will an incoming hen party be happy with his cheap-and-cheerful approach? Ian tries to attract punters to his donkey ride business, Sharon's dream of running the town's first Caribbean restaurant proves to be a tall order, and at her static home on a retirement park, Sandra organises a posthumous birthday party for her late husband
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.5
2:05am
Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts
Season 2 Episode 8/12

Russell, a 72-year-old man is rushed into hospital by paramedics suffering from severe chest pains, while Dr Dyfrig Hughes treats Michael, who was brought in by ambulance after falling ten feet from a ladder while cutting hedges. Elsewhere, junior doctor George Kay has some exciting news to share with the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
3:10am
Neighbours
Harlow's planned day out with Brent goes sideways when they learn the stolen bike has been uncovered at the Hive. Aaron worries about Chloe and Nicolette starting a relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:35am
Home and Away
Mac is not sure if he should be telling Ari about the pregnancy yet. Amber and Dean are finally getting along, and start to feel closer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Thu 22 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 3 Episode 1/9

Eight more privileged youngsters spend a week on the breadline, including Maria - daughter of Russian multi-millionaires - who meets Becky and Mohammed in Croydon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 10/20

Newbie Chloe is taken under the wing of experienced enforcers Ian and Anneil as they conduct a street sweep, deep cleaning Hounslow's problem areas

Rating: 5.7
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 11/16

Harrow Council carries out early morning raids on several dangerous properties, only to find vulnerable tenants in uninhabitable conditions, including one man living in a plywood shed on a roof. Plus, two more cases of nightmare tenants. Nisha lost her job just as her tenants stopped paying the rent, while Andy agreed to rent his north London home to a friend - who ended up subletting the house and pocketing the profits for himself
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 12/16

A young mum locked out of her home by the young couple she allowed to stay there for free while the wife had a baby. Plus, an east London landlord who found half a dozen strangers living in his house, after his original tenant had run off and sublet the property. Meanwhile, Harrow Council raid a small two-bedroom flat in unsafe conditions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 3/14

Agents Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner get caught up in a dispute between a landlord and a tenant who refuses to move out, and Brian O'Shaughnessy and Delroy Anglin chase a £17,000 debt. In Essex, a couple owe their neighbour £11,000, and on the south coast, debt collection from a Turkish restaurant gets complicated when there is confusion about ownership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 6/15

Inspector Emma Brookes races 40 miles to prevent a suicidal man throwing himself off a rooftop, while one of her colleagues chases a suspected drug dealer. Elsewhere, the Air Support Unit is called to track a fugitive car thief, and a man is caught with a van full of stolen clothes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 7/15

Two officers make a surprising discovery while apprehending a gang of car thieves, and a team uses automatic number-plate recognition to identify stolen vehicles outside the biggest shopping centre in Essex. An air ambulance makes an emergency landing in Clacton-on-Sea, a three-car shunt brings the M25 to a halt and a policeman drops his handcuffs down a drain
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 8/15

Officers conduct a 48-hour hunt for a thief who stole a 4x4, and their perseverance pays off when they manage to catch the culprit. Meanwhile, in Clacton-on-Sea, a tip-off sends the interceptors to a drug den, and the Essex chopper team co-ordinates a manhunt when three high-profile suspects evade capture by fleeing into a field full of cows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 6/14

In east London, High Court Enforcement Agents Paul and Phil are involved in a brothel eviction, while in south Wales, Stewart and Elmore chase a debt owed by a working mum. Another case sees Stewart and Victor hunting down a £3,000 debt owed by a Liverpool takeaway for rent arrears
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 7/14

Paul Bohill and Phil Short must deal with a negligent tenant who fled upon their arrival, forcing the agents to set a trap in order to evict him. Brian O'Shaughnessy and Kevin Stokes chase a debt of £5,000 in Kent, before heading to Surrey to recover £11,000 owed by the owner a bespoke furniture business. Plus, Paul and Steve Pinner's patience is tested to the limit when they are sent to carry out an eviction in London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Afraid of her feelings, Nicolette shuts down Chloe and tries to avoid opening up to her. Roxy runs into Holden at the Tram, and then discovers the gang's encampment
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Ryder and Chloe confront each other over their kiss. Dean and Amber enjoy a successful night together, and give romance another go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Bargain-Loving Brits in Blackpool
Season 1 Episode 3/6

The stories of more budget lifestyles in the bright lights of Blackpool. Chambermaid-turned-B&B owner Claire faces a big challenge when a group of VIP business leaders book out her entire hotel. Glaswegian Sammy has lived in Blackpool for 33 years, and now he runs the only caravan site in the town centre, while Blondie tribute artist Fiona moved to the resort with dreams of making it big in the music industry, but has to travel miles out of town to get gigs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.5
8:00pm
Casualty 24/7: Every Second Counts
Season 2 Episode 9/12

Doctors treat an elderly patient rushed into hospital suffering from a racing heartbeat, and a 28-year-old man receives treatment after a motorbike accident. Nurse Richard Jackson meets Graham, a patient with a complex medical history, who has been brought in with the symptoms of a stroke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6
9:00pm
999: Critical Condition
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Trauma team leader Julie Norton battles to save two patients whose lives hang in the balance. Father of four Ian is rushed in after suffering a cardiac arrest, while another man is bleeding so heavily he risks losing his entire circulatory system. Meanwhile, Ken has fallen from a roof onto a skip, leaving him with a gaping wound to his thigh and potentially life-threatening injuries to his pelvis and spine, and Dr Nayak helps Michael, who has suffered a severe stroke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
10:00pm
A&E After Dark
Season 1 Episode 6/6

A young man has to be restrained by police officers and security personnel in the ambulance bay after shouting and swearing at medical staff. Simon is rushed to hospital with serious injuries after being thrown off his horse and cart at high speed, and an initial CT scan reveals the 73-year-old has multiple broken bones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
11:05pm
Ambulance: Code Red
Season 1 Episode 9/10

A driver is trapped in his car after it careered out of control, smashing into a wall before flipping sideways onto a driveway. Dr Polly Haywood and critical care paramedic Sarah Folley are sent to the scene
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.2
12:05am
Celebrity Botched Up Bodies
Season 2 Episode 1/10

The case of Shameless star Tina Malone (Mimi), who opted for a gastric band and lost more than 11 stone, only to be left with a vast spread of excess skin and a need for corrective surgery. Plus, singer Pete Burns talks about his addiction to plastic surgery and, in an archive interview, Dolly Parton discusses the reasons for her changing image
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.4
1:05am
Feeders
Season 1 Episode 1/2

Part one of two. Cameras focus on people paid to gain weight by a group of devoted admirers, including 22-stone Goddexx Althea from the North East of England
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:05am
The Disappearance
Sacrifice
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Luke and Helen continue looking for suspects connected to Henry's former work, and Catherine finds comfort in a terminal patient
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.6
3:05am
Neighbours
Afraid of her feelings, Nicolette shuts down Chloe and tries to avoid opening up to her. Roxy runs into Holden at the Tram, and then discovers the gang's encampment
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30am
Home and Away
Ryder and Chloe confront each other over their kiss. Dean and Amber enjoy a successful night together, and give romance another go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Fri 23 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 3 Episode 2/9

Daryl, the student son of millionaire parents, goes to live with Daniel, Letitia and their two kids, a North London family who survive on benefits
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Filthy Britain SOS
Season 1 Episode 11/20

Following the hidden army of enforcement teams and inspectors. Andreas looks for a dump and run fly tipper in Harrow

Rating: 5.7
10:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Revisit 1
Season 3 Episode 13/16

Catching up with the victims and villains of the housing rental market. Rachel intended to rent out her Snowdonia cottage for only three months. Four years later her tenant is still there and not paying any rent. Plus, the stories of Stevenage landlord Derek, whose tenant Kellie proved so troublesome that the police had to be called, and Claud from south London, who was left £30,000 in debt when a professional couple split up
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
11:00am
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Revisit 2
Season 3 Episode 14/16

The buy-to-let documentary series looks back at cases from earlier episodes to find out if matters were resolved or have only got worse. They include a Yorkshire landlord who had to call in eviction specialists to remove tenants from the house he inherited from his grandparents, and a bus driver who managed to win back possession of his home from a nightmare tenant. But just as the eviction was going through, she threatened to call the police
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
12:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 7/14

Paul Bohill and Phil Short must deal with a negligent tenant who fled upon their arrival, forcing the agents to set a trap in order to evict him. Brian O'Shaughnessy and Kevin Stokes chase a debt of £5,000 in Kent, before heading to Surrey to recover £11,000 owed by the owner a bespoke furniture business. Plus, Paul and Steve Pinner's patience is tested to the limit when they are sent to carry out an eviction in London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
1:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 9/15

The team is forced to don full riot gear on New Year's Eve to deal with a knife-wielding man, and unprecedented snowfall brings chaos to the roads of Essex. Meanwhile, an officer seizes a haul of mystery drugs, and the Air Support Unit lends a hand in a chase across six lanes of traffic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 10/15

Emily and Grant join forces with Ofcom to raid a pirate radio station, and Biggers and Andy track down a suspected drug runner on the M25. At a national car event, the Mitsubishi Evo 10 police vehicle proves to be popular with thousands of auto enthusiasts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:00pm
Police Interceptors
Season 3 Episode 11/15

Officers track down the people responsible for stealing an expensive TV, and carry out an impairment test on a driver suspected of being under the influence of drugs. Elsewhere, three men armed with a suspicious toolkit are stopped for questioning, and interceptors test their skills on a driving simulator
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 9/14

Agents Delroy and Kevin face a web of deceit in an Italian delicatessen in south London as they chase a huge debt amounting to £29,000. Meanwhile, Steve and Paul must evict a tenant in north London who has not paid her rent for over 18 months, before heading to Cambridgeshire to make one of their most emotional evictions to date. Plus, Brian and Delroy track down a pensioner in Surrey who owes £15,000 for a business he bought four years ago
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 3 Episode 11/14

The enforcement agents try to mediate a dispute in a takeaway, and deal with rent evaders living in potentially deadly conditions. Plus, a businessman faces financial ruin
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.1
6:00pm
Neighbours
Dipi appoints Nicolette as manager, Roxy wants Shane's Waterhole send-off to be unforgettable, and Jane returns to find a loved-up Chloe and Nicolette
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Ryder and Chloe confront each other over their kiss. Dean and Amber enjoy a successful night together, and give romance another go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Filthy House SOS
Season 3 Episode 4/6

Francis and Brennan help a compulsive buyer who has been housebound for 10 years owing to health complications, and whose Newport home is now impossible to clean
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
8:00pm
Extreme Nightmare Tenants
Britain's Worst Homes
Season 1 Episode 2/

In Birmingham, tenant Jason Cook is living in atrocious conditions. Struggling with no light or heat or running water, he has made a desperate plea to the council to help him. Housing enforcement officer Steve Broderick is on a mission to investigate - but will he be able to track down the absent landlord? If not, Jason will face becoming homeless
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7
9:00pm
Film Road House (1989)
A philosophy-reading kung fu expert gains a reputation as the best bouncer around, and is hired by the owner of a rowdy Missouri bar to keep the peace. When he fires some of the establishment's corrupt staff, he incurs the wrath of a local crime boss who has a stranglehold on the town's businesses. Action thriller, starring Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott and blues singer Jeff Healey
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
10:05pm
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Rating: 6.4
10:10pm
Film Road House (1989)
A philosophy-reading kung fu expert gains a reputation as the best bouncer around, and is hired by the owner of a rowdy Missouri bar to keep the peace. When he fires some of the establishment's corrupt staff, he incurs the wrath of a local crime boss who has a stranglehold on the town's businesses. Action thriller, starring Patrick Swayze, Ben Gazzara, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott and blues singer Jeff Healey
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.2
11:25pm
Film Wild Things (1998)
A high-school counsellor is accused of rape by a student whose advances he spurned - and unfortunately for him, one of her peers backs up her story. Thriller, starring Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Theresa Russell, Robert Wagner and Bill Murray
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
12:25am
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Rating: 6.4
12:30am
Film Wild Things (1998)
A high-school counsellor is accused of rape by a student whose advances he spurned - and unfortunately for him, one of her peers backs up her story. Thriller, starring Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Theresa Russell, Robert Wagner and Bill Murray
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
1:40am
Born to Kill?
The Bind and Torture Killer: Born to Kill?
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Psychologists and criminology experts analyse the personality of American serial killer Dennis Rader, who was convicted in 2005 of murdering 10 people between 1974 and 1991. He became known as the 'BTK killer' after he offered it as a suggestion in a series of taunting letters to police and media - the letters standing for 'blind, torture, kill'. Through his own extraordinary testimony, the programme uncovers how this church deacon and scout leader led a double life as a sexual sadist and killer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
2:40am
Shannon Matthews: The Mother's Story
The disappearance of nine-year-old Shannon Matthews in 2008 gripped the nation. Her mother Karen claimed that her daughter had gone missing on her way home from school, prompting a nationwide search. But weeks later, it was revealed that Karen had known the truth all along - Shannon was being kept hidden by a man known to her mother, who had plotted to claim the £50,000 reward money for her return. This documentary tries to get at the truth of a woman many have branded as evil, asking what drove her to do it, how she can rebuild her life and whether she is sorry for her actions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:35am
Neighbours
Dipi appoints Nicolette as manager, Roxy wants Shane's Waterhole send-off to be unforgettable, and Jane returns to find a loved-up Chloe and Nicolette
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Sat 24 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:00am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

7:30am
Thane Offers - Teleshopping

8:00am
Entertainment News on 5
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Rating: 6.4
8:10am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 5/7

A wealthy 19-year-old who lives in his parents' seven-bedroom family home moves in with a single mother from Watford, discovering how to have fun without spending any money and buying a new outfit from a charity shop
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 6/7

A wealthy man with an expensive taste for designer clothes moves in with a Swansea single father on benefits, and has to get to grips with his dislike of animals
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.5
10:00am
The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Another selection of neighbourly conflicts, featuring a dispute between two retired men about a new driveway, which resulted in the pair fighting in the street in the Tayside town of Kinross. The Webbs' peace in rural Plymouth was shattered when a new family moved in a few doors away, and a row about parking erupted into a full-blown punch-up. Meanwhile, Rita Grootendorst claims to have been the victim of a land grab by her next-door neighbours, although she is the one who has been arrested for assault and criminal damage over a drainpipe
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Wiltshire couple Edward Lea and his wife found their happy retirement was short-lived when an imposing 8ft breeze-block wall - dubbed the Great Wall of China - was built by their neighbour between their properties. In Scotland, Karen Ryrie and her elderly mother are fed up with living opposite John Tyer, his three dogs and a huge family of rabbits. Following their complaint about the smell, Karen's subsequent accusation of assault has made the dispute far more serious. Elsewhere, Linda Bird had not been expecting to wear headphones around the house when she moved to Bedfordshire for a quiet life, but the issue has escalated beyond excessive noise to become a battle over boundaries with neighbour Stanislav Fajdel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
11:55am
Film Steel Magnolias (1989)
The close friendship of six women from different generations, living in a backwoods town in America's Deep South, sustains them through life's joys and disappointments. Drama based on the play by Robert Harling, starring Sally Field, Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Daryl Hannah and Sam Shepard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
12:55pm
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Rating: 6.4
1:00pm
Film Steel Magnolias (1989)
The close friendship of six women from different generations, living in a backwoods town in America's Deep South, sustains them through life's joys and disappointments. Drama based on the play by Robert Harling, starring Sally Field, Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis, Daryl Hannah and Sam Shepard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
2:20pm
Film Made of Honor (2008)
A single man realises he is in love with his best friend, but has never done anything about it out of a fear of commitment. Everything changes when she returns from a business trip to Scotland with a new fiance in tow, leaving him determined to make sure the wedding does not go ahead. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:20pm
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Rating: 6.4
3:25pm
Film Made of Honor (2008)
A single man realises he is in love with his best friend, but has never done anything about it out of a fear of commitment. Everything changes when she returns from a business trip to Scotland with a new fiance in tow, leaving him determined to make sure the wedding does not go ahead. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:25pm
Film Addams Family Values (1993)
Spooky couple Gomez and Morticia hire a nanny to look after their new baby son - and stop him suffering an early death at the hands of his jealous elder siblings. Romance soon blossoms between the new childminder and Uncle Fester, but he does not realise she is planning to kill him once she has got hold of the family fortune. Comedy sequel, starring Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Christina Ricci and Joan Cusack
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
5:25pm
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Rating: 6.4
5:30pm
Film Addams Family Values (1993)
Spooky couple Gomez and Morticia hire a nanny to look after their new baby son - and stop him suffering an early death at the hands of his jealous elder siblings. Romance soon blossoms between the new childminder and Uncle Fester, but he does not realise she is planning to kill him once she has got hold of the family fortune. Comedy sequel, starring Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Christina Ricci and Joan Cusack
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.4
6:20pm
Film The Mask of Zorro (1998)
The sword-wielding saviour of Spanish California returns after 20 years in prison, tutoring a thief to take over his heroic role and tackle corrupt government officials, who are using slave labour to mine gold illegally. Both mentor and pupil have personal scores to settle with their enemies, led by a ruthless governor and a psychotic military officer. Swashbuckling adventure, with Anthony Hopkins, Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:20pm
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Rating: 6.4
7:25pm
Film The Mask of Zorro (1998)
The sword-wielding saviour of Spanish California returns after 20 years in prison, tutoring a thief to take over his heroic role and tackle corrupt government officials, who are using slave labour to mine gold illegally. Both mentor and pupil have personal scores to settle with their enemies, led by a ruthless governor and a psychotic military officer. Swashbuckling adventure, with Anthony Hopkins, Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Dirty John
Remember It Was Me
Season 1 Episode 3/8

Debra discovers John's criminal record, but even hard evidence about his past of abuse, stalking and scamming is not enough to convince her of his true intentions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
10:00pm
Film Good Will Hunting (1997)
A troubled maths genius refuses to use his gift, preferring to work as a janitor and lead a normal life with his friends. Eventually, a university professor persuades him to see a psychologist, who befriends him and proves the only person able to help him come to terms with his talent and past traumas. Drama, written by and starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, who won Oscars for their screenplay. With Robin Williams, Minnie Driver and Stellan Skarsgard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:05pm
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Rating: 6.4
11:10pm
Film Good Will Hunting (1997)
A troubled maths genius refuses to use his gift, preferring to work as a janitor and lead a normal life with his friends. Eventually, a university professor persuades him to see a psychologist, who befriends him and proves the only person able to help him come to terms with his talent and past traumas. Drama, written by and starring Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, who won Oscars for their screenplay. With Robin Williams, Minnie Driver and Stellan Skarsgard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:40am
Film Poltergeist (2015)
A family moves into a new suburban home, only to experience a series of strange supernatural events. The haunting takes a darker turn when spirits take the youngest daughter away, and her distraught parents seek the aid of paranormal investigators in bringing her back before it is too late. Horror remake, starring Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt and Jared Harris
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
1:40am
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Rating: 6.4
1:45am
Film Poltergeist (2015)
A family moves into a new suburban home, only to experience a series of strange supernatural events. The haunting takes a darker turn when spirits take the youngest daughter away, and her distraught parents seek the aid of paranormal investigators in bringing her back before it is too late. Horror remake, starring Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt and Jared Harris
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
2:35am
Rose: Making a Monster
Documentary exploring Rose West's childhood, looking back at experiences in her younger years that lead to her becoming one of the most evil serial killers in British history. Throughout the programme, people who knew Rose personally - from childhood neighbours to the solicitor who represented her at the final trial - share stories from her troubled youth, and discuss how this may have impacted her in later life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9