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Wed 23 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Last Man Standing
Outdoor Woman
Season 5 Episode 19/22

Mike has a meeting with a famous female rock climber in the hope of arranging a deal to sell her range of climbing equipment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Dance Moms
Fight for Your Life
Season 7 Episode 1/29

Eight weeks after the junior team abandoned Abby and took up with a rival, Abby reaches out to the mothers and tells them she has an important announcement

Rating: 5.9
9:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 17/25

Experienced enforcement agent Stewart and trainee Iain head to Blackpool to chase down a builder owing nearly £3,500 to an unhappy customer, while father and son Del and Dael are in Essex to collect over £2,500 owed to a frozen food company. In south London, Del and Brian attempt to recover nearly £10,000 from a debtor who acted as guarantor for a friend's rental agreement, ending in a bizarre stand-off with the debtor's daughter
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
10:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 19/25

Gareth and Craig investigate a possible case of mistaken identity in Shropshire, then in south Wales find themselves embroiled in a bitter dispute between two dog owners over a vet's bill. Steve and Phil have to evict a distraught young family from a former high street bank in west London, before paying a call on an elderly tailor in north London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
Fantasy Camp - Part One
Season 5 Episode 1/26

Part one of two. Michael is buzzing with excitement when he heads off to a basketball camp with his all-time sporting hero Michael Jordan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Fantasy Camp - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 2/26

Part two of two. Michael resorts to some inventive ploys to ensure he is able to still play against his idol. Guest starring Michael Jordan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Alan has trouble deciding whether he should take his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his former wife Judith will not approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
Good Morning Mrs Butterworth
Season 6 Episode 23/24

Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor and Jon Cryer star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
818-jklpuzo
Season 7 Episode 1/22

Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancee Mia launch her music career, but he struggles with his feelings for her, while Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
My Father the Car
Season 6 Episode 8/22

Chuck inherits a classic car from his father, and Mike is determined to buy it from him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
Precious Snowflakes
Season 6 Episode 9/22

Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation, but Mike refuses to have any restrictions on his right to free speech. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
After Ned spends a night in hospital, Scarlett persuades him to move in with her. Toadie has a problem with the tax return for the Foundation, and Bea and Finn clash
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Robbo and Scott come up with a plan to get Jasmine to safety. As Karen searches for a local job, Dean is finally pressured into telling her that Mackenzie is Rick's daughter
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 3/7

The son of two millionaires moves in with a Leytonstone couple. He attempts to organise a birthday party on a budget, and is challenged by the kids on how much he does for charity

Rating: 4.9
5:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 10/16

Brent Council officers find a severely overcrowded house in north London, while Harrow Council try to help a family forced to sleep in a single room due to leaks coming from the roof. Their landlord is reluctant to complete the work and has instead served them with an eviction notice. Plus, the case of a Birmingham landlord who wants rid of his troublesome tenants, who have not paid rent for more than a year

Rating: 6.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
After Ned spends a night in hospital, Scarlett persuades him to move in with her. Toadie has a problem with the tax return for the Foundation, and Bea and Finn clash
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Jasmine reluctantly accepts Robbo's plan to get her out of the country, Karen is furious when she learns who Mackenzie really is and Roo continues to urge Ryder to go to university
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 18/25

In south London, Del and Dael Anglin receive a hostile reception from the brother of a debtor who has alreasy defaulted on a promise to pay £2,000 she owes to a storage company. In Worcestershire, Gareth and Craig try to recover £45,000 from a young online entrepreneur, who claims no responsibility for the debt he owes to his courier. Their target cooks up a flimsy lie in an effort to absolve himself, but dishonesty proves to be the least of the agents' worries when they discover a stash of guns at the back of the garage. In east London, an Indian restaurant owner begins to take his financial responsibilities seriously when Del and Dael start removing cookers and freezers from his premises, and a pair of pensioners in Oxfordshire hope the High Court will provide them a lifeline as they try to pay off a £4,000 bill to a solicitors' firm after a failed compensation claim
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Kids in Drag: We're Fabulous!
Season 1 Episode 1/2

Exploring the journeys of three boys, aged 9, 10 and 12, as they follow their dreams of becoming fully-fledged drag queens. The first episode examines how the parents maintain the fine line of keeping their children's appearance age-appropriate as they apply their make-up and trial different styles. The question of gender identity is also raised and investigated, as the boys venture into the world of drag

Rating: 2.2
9:00pm
Airport 24/7: Thailand
Brooklyn to Bali
Season 1 Episode 6/10

The British travellers fly to Phuket when they are meant to be in Bali, while a large group of revellers have flown from Brooklyn, New York, to party in Thailand

Rating: 3.5
10:00pm
Film Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
The demon biker roams Eastern Europe, looking for a way to rid himself of his supernatural alter ego. He is approached by a mysterious monk, who needs help protecting a boy from the horrific destiny the Devil has in store for him. Fantasy thriller sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and Christopher Lambert

Rating: 4
11:05pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
11:10pm
Film Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
The demon biker roams Eastern Europe, looking for a way to rid himself of his supernatural alter ego. He is approached by a mysterious monk, who needs help protecting a boy from the horrific destiny the Devil has in store for him. Fantasy thriller sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and Christopher Lambert

Rating: 4
11:55pm
Criminals: Caught on Camera
Criminals Caught on Camera
Season 4 Episode 1/10

After a complex police operation, a drug smuggler is caught on camera with £12million worth of narcotics in his car. Plus, a look inside one of the UK's busiest CCTV centres. Presented by Nick Wallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
12:55am
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 4 Episode 8/16

Catching up with previous stories to find out what happened next. Pensioners John and Irene bought and rented out a house, only for their tenants to stop paying rent and move in their friends. The property ended up in a terrible state of repair - but worst of all, the landlords faced verbal threats and behaviour. Plus, the story of a tanning salon owner who offered an employee his home to rent, only for her to stop paying and turn it into a party house

Rating: 6.6
1:55am
Star
Ghetto Symphony
Season 2 Episode 7/18

Alex begins to warm to her staged media romance with Noah, Ayanna gives Simone a way out, and Cotton's behaviour arouses concern in Carlotta
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:50am
Riverdale
The Wrestler
Season 2 Episode 11/22

Archie becomes a wrestler, while Jughead learns that the town's history is even darker than previously expected

Rating: 9.6
3:35am
Two and a Half Men
I Call Him Magoo
Season 7 Episode 20/22

Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with his partner, while Charlie tries a different approach to get the 'girlfriend experience'

Rating: 7.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Thu 24 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Last Man Standing
The Marriage Doctor
Season 5 Episode 21/22

Mike finds out that his future son-in-law, Kyle, fears meeting with the church's new minister, while Ryan helps Eve with an assignment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Dance Moms
Abby's Worst Nightmare
Season 7 Episode 2/29

In the midst of assembling the best team for a head-to-head competition, Abby's biggest rival returns and the mothers worry about her ability to hold it all together

Rating: 5.9
9:10am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 20/25

Paul and Ben try to drill through the locks on a property to evict the residents, only to find to their surprise that the door has been modified with special reinforced metal. Elsewhere, Delroy and Brian try to reclaim money a garage owes to a customer and are shocked by the condition of the vehicle in question, and a woman who has acted as guarantor for her sister's tenancy does not realise the extent of her responsibilities
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
10:10am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 21/25

High Court Enforcement agents evict a large group of squatters barricaded into a disused nursery in London, and have to resort to smashing their way in as they refuse to leave. Meanwhile, agents in Bristol try to recover over £10,000 owed by a plumbing business to a supplier, and emotions run high when they attempt to evict a tenant who pleads her innocence in West London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 3/26

Michael is deemed unfit to babysit after he fails a grandparenting course. American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the kids while their mother goes out to work. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Parent Trap
Season 5 Episode 4/26

Michael gets involved in a dance-off at his high school reunion. American family sitcom about a father who stays at home and looks after the kids while their mother goes out to work. Starring Damon Wayans
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost to a rival several years in a row. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:40pm
Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 Episode 2/22

Charlie's fiancee Chelsea persuades him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, but the men become frustrated when the girls take over the house
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Mmm, Fish - Yum
Season 7 Episode 3/22

Alan finds himself dealing with Judith's mother in an attempt to get closer to his ex-wife's new baby, while Jake seeks every opportunity to drive when he gets his licence. Starring Jon Cryer and Marin Hinkle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Help Wanted
Season 6 Episode 10/22

Mike and Mandy try to help Vanessa get a new teaching job after she becomes annoying while stuck at home. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
My Name Is Rob
Season 6 Episode 11/22

The Baxters find out about Eve's new boyfriend and insist on having him over for brunch, but Mike is concerned when he discovers that he is a recovering alcoholic
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Sheila sends Clive a sexy message, only to realise she has sent it to Gary by mistake, while Toadie encourages Kirsha to apply for a scholarship, against her parents' wishes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Jasmine reluctantly accepts Robbo's plan to get her out of the country, Karen is furious when she learns who Mackenzie really is and Roo continues to urge Ryder to go to university
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 4/7

A 21-year-old living on her father's wealth moves in with a single mother who runs cookery classes for people with even less than her, and is moved to tears with the difference in their lifestyles. She also goes on a scary walk round Harlesden

Rating: 4.9
5:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Bad Tenants. Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 11/16

In north London, Harrow council officers investigate an overcrowded property. An inspection uncovers many issues, including an unauthorised loft conversion that is a danger to the tenants who sleep there. A couple in Suffolk agree to rent a property to its former owner, who now refuses to leave, and a single mum tricks her way into a Milton Keynes property, confirming she has paid the deposit having done no such thing

Rating: 6.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Sheila sends Clive a sexy message, only to realise she has sent it to Gary by mistake, while Toadie encourages Kirsha to apply for a scholarship, against her parents' wishes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Good news brings Ben and Maggie closer, Raffy considers her future as Alex and Justin try to pull her in different directions, while Ryder gives in to Roo's constant badgering
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 19/25

Gareth and Craig investigate a possible case of mistaken identity in Shropshire, then in south Wales find themselves embroiled in a bitter dispute between two dog owners over a vet's bill. Steve and Phil have to evict a distraught young family from a former high street bank in west London, before paying a call on an elderly tailor in north London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Rich Kids, Skint Holiday
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Well-to-do teens are taught the true value of money by swapping their first-class globetrotting getaways for micro-budget breaks in the UK
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
9:00pm
Kids in Drag: We're Fabulous!
Season 1 Episode 2/2

Leo and his mother visit Dragutante, one of the only events designed for drag kids, while Fabian and Nemis share stories as they explore Montreal's gay village

Rating: 2.2
10:00pm
The Town the Gypsies Took Over
Documentary exploring Britain's oldest and most exclusive Gypsy gathering, the Appleby Horse Fair in Cumbria, which is attended by more than 10,000 travellers. The programme explores how new police restrictions are impacting on the festival's traditions, as well as the disruption caused by torrential rain, including a nearby river rising to a dangerous level. Plus, local business owners share their thoughts on the event. While some stand to make a profit from the visitors, others find the size of the fair overwhelming

Rating: 5.8
11:30pm
Film Carrie (2013)
A repressed teenage girl is tormented at school by bullies and at home by her fanatically religious mother. She begins to develop psychic powers and when her prom night results in one final humiliation, she snaps and uses her abilities to wreak a terrible revenge on everyone who has made her life a misery. Horror remake, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore

Rating: 7
12:30am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
12:35am
Film Carrie (2013)
A repressed teenage girl is tormented at school by bullies and at home by her fanatically religious mother. She begins to develop psychic powers and when her prom night results in one final humiliation, she snaps and uses her abilities to wreak a terrible revenge on everyone who has made her life a misery. Horror remake, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore

Rating: 7
1:35am
Shock Docs
Body Freaks: Instragram Perfect
Season 1 Episode 11/11

A generation of young women are feeling the heat. Can they measure up to the impossibly high standards set by the flawless people they see every day on social media?
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:35am
Star
A House Divided
Season 2 Episode 8/18

Cotton's procrastination over her love life ends badly, and Noah starts drinking after Andy and Angel undermine him on air
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
Gumby with a Pokey
Season 7 Episode 21/22

Alan and Jake try to bond on a road trip to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited, while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his previous girlfriends

Rating: 7.3
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Fri 25 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Last Man Standing
Papa Bear
Season 6 Episode 1/22

Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man, while Kristin has been working so hard preparing to host her very first brunch at the grill that husband Ryan has been feeling neglected. American comedy, starring Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim and Kaitlyn Deve
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Dance Moms
Return of the Rotten Apples
Season 7 Episode 3/29

Abby and the ALDC bring an edgy group routine, inspired by Kalani's 16th birthday, to the week's competition hoping to overtake Cathy and her Candy Apples for the second week in a row. Kendall dances a Maddie-esque solo determined to beat Nicaya

Rating: 5.9
9:10am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 22/25

An episode combining new and unforgettable past cases. The High Court Enforcement Agents head to Manchester to track down over £5,000-worth of debt, and seize an expensive car in the process. Later in south London, the agents deal with a violent debtor who threatens them with a concealed weapon, and in Liverpool, they are met with lies and aggression from a mechanic who owes nearly £3,000
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
10:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 23/25

Stewart and Vic become party to a fractured family's school fee woes in Staffordshire and Del and Dael need to reclaim £3,500 after a rental van was returned badly damaged. Stewart and Elmor are in Warwickshire, where the members of a household blame their predicament on a scheming landlord whose subsequent arrival sparks a fierce reaction, while Iain helps Stewart remove a young mother from her Lancashire home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
The Fellowship of the Baby
Season 5 Episode 5/26

Junior is deceived into thinking his baby brother has magical powers that will increase the knowledge of anyone who holds him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:35am
My Wife and Kids
Pokerface
Season 5 Episode 6/26

Jay annoys Michael by attending the poker game he had arranged for men only, but he gets his own back by going to her book group
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school, and Alan falls for Francine - upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Season 3 Episode 22/24

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Alan and Charlie try to help him prepare for it by offering advice, but become nostalgic about their own first parties. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:00pm
Two and a Half Men
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 Episode 10/22

Charlie tries to find a sensitive way to discuss a prenuptial agreement with Chelsea, but is stunned when she reveals she has just as much need for one as he has
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:30pm
Two and a Half Men
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 Episode 12/22

Jake writes Celeste love songs in a bid to win her back, while Judith tries to stop Alan and Herb's new friendship in its tracks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
Three Sisters
Season 6 Episode 12/22

Kristin steps in to help when Mike and Vanessa deny Eve's request for financial help, an awkward encounter brings Kyle and Ed closer together, while Mike and Vanessa come up with a plan to bring the girls together. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
Explorers
Season 6 Episode 13/22

Mike is excited when he receives an offer to submit his artifact to a renowned museum - something Ed's wanted his whole life. Meanwhile, the women plan a nostalgic slumber party. American comedy, starring Tim Allen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Finn and Elly anxiously await some news from Switzerland and the Melbourne Cup, Australia's most prestigious horse racing trophy, arrives at the hotel as part of a promotional tour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Good news brings Ben and Maggie closer, Raffy considers her future as Alex and Justin try to pull her in different directions, while Ryder gives in to Roo's constant badgering
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 5/7

A wealthy 19-year-old who lives in his parents' seven-bedroom family home moves in with a single mother from Watford, discovering how to have fun without spending any money and buying a new outfit from a charity shop

Rating: 4.9
5:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 12/16

The story of landlords Pauline and Simon, who bought their first property blind with tenants in situ - not realising the difficulties that would ensue. It turned out their tenants were causing havoc in the neighbourhood and had more than a hundred arrests between them for drugs and domestic violence - and if the landlords did not evict them, they themselves could be prosecuted. Plus, a Slough landlord forced to call in an eviction expert when his tenant cut off all communication

Rating: 6.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Finn and Elly anxiously await some news from Switzerland and the Melbourne Cup, Australia's most prestigious horse racing trophy, arrives at the hotel as part of a promotional tour
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
A distraught Robbo is desperate for information about the ambush and Jasmine's abduction, but is forced to wait for answers as Alex fights to save Scott's life
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 20/25

Paul and Ben try to drill through the locks on a property to evict the residents, only to find to their surprise that the door has been modified with special reinforced metal. Elsewhere, Delroy and Brian try to reclaim money a garage owes to a customer and are shocked by the condition of the vehicle in question, and a woman who has acted as guarantor for her sister's tenancy does not realise the extent of her responsibilities
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords
Season 3 Episode 9/16

The tale of an elderly couple whose hopes of a peaceful retirement were ruined when their tenants stopped paying rent, then moved in their abusive friends who became squatters. With the house becoming a free-for-all and in a terrible state of repair, and the couple facing a barrage of verbal threats and abusive behaviour, they have been forced to seek help in an attempt to get their property back. Plus, a man who cannot sell his house because his sitting tenant refuses to leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.8
9:00pm
Film Van Helsing (2004)
A vampire slayer heads for Transylvania to help a gypsy princess destroy evil bloodsucker Count Dracula and bring his reign of terror to an end. But he must first do battle with a werewolf, Frankenstein's monster and the count's trio of sharp-toothed brides. Gothic action adventure, starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham

Rating: 6.8
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
10:05pm
Film Van Helsing (2004)
A vampire slayer heads for Transylvania to help a gypsy princess destroy evil bloodsucker Count Dracula and bring his reign of terror to an end. But he must first do battle with a werewolf, Frankenstein's monster and the count's trio of sharp-toothed brides. Gothic action adventure, starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham

Rating: 6.8
11:40pm
Impact Wrestling
Season 2 Episode 32/100

Wrestling show featuring innovative high-risk matches and interviews with the stars

Rating: 9.1
1:40am
Star
Climax
Season 2 Episode 9/18

Omari does not take kindly to being dismissed, and plots to kill Cotton. Star reaches for a gun after finding out what Ayanna did to Simone, and Carlotta's house goes up in flames
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
2:35am
Riverdale
The Tell-Tale Heart
Season 2 Episode 13/22

Betty helps her mother dispose of a dead body, while Archie's loyalties are divided when Agent Adams asks him to spy on Hiram
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.6
3:25am
Two and a Half Men
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 Episode 22/22

Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party

Rating: 7.3
3:50am
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Sat 26 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11/24

When Alan dates a cookery teacher with a Martha Stewart complex, all her delicious feasts cause Charlie and him to pile on the pounds, and it is not long before she is running the house with an obsession for perfection. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
8:25am
Two and a Half Men
That Special Tug
Season 3 Episode 12/24

Alan becomes convinced that Jake does not want to spend any time with him, so Charlie dates a psychiatrist in the hope that she might help Alan with his emotional insecurities. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
8:50am
Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Charlie finds it difficult to deal with a relationship that is not based on sex, so when he proposes something inappropriate to Mia, their chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
9:20am
Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind
Season 3 Episode 14/24

Charlie is desperate to consummate his relationship with Mia, so he arranges a romantic date. However, his oversexed former girlfriend causes trouble. Starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
9:45am
Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 Episode 15/24

Mia chides Charlie for his unhealthy diet, addiction to cigars and fondness for alcohol, making him so resentful that he begins to question whether he is really in love with her. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Emmanuelle Vaugier
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:15am
Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 Episode 16/24

Alan has trouble deciding whether he should take his much younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party, afraid his former wife Judith will not approve. Meanwhile, Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie. Starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:40am
Two and a Half Men
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Season 3 Episode 17/24

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award but decides to boycott the ceremony, having lost to a rival several years in a row. The rest of the family try to con him into going. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:05am
Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 Episode 18/24

Alan encounters financial problems when he starts paying for all his girlfriend's bills, and gets into trouble with Judith for not paying his alimony cheque on time. Comedy, starring Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:35am
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 Episode 21/24

Jake's teacher calls a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the youngster's lack of interest at school, and Alan falls for Francine - upon realising his relationship with girlfriend Kandi is missing something. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones

Rating: 7.3
12:00pm
Film Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
A businessman ventures deep into the Amazon to look for his estranged doctor wife seeking a divorce, only to discover he has a 13-year-old son who has been raised as part of a jungle tribe. The boy is sent back to New York with his father, but has a lot to learn about the modern world. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Lolita Davidovich, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams and Sam Huntington
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:05pm
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Rating: 5.4
1:10pm
Film Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
A businessman ventures deep into the Amazon to look for his estranged doctor wife seeking a divorce, only to discover he has a 13-year-old son who has been raised as part of a jungle tribe. The boy is sent back to New York with his father, but has a lot to learn about the modern world. Comedy, starring Tim Allen, Lolita Davidovich, Martin Short, JoBeth Williams and Sam Huntington
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
2:10pm
Film A Knight's Tale (2001)
A poverty-stricken squire spies an opportunity to make his dreams come true when his employer dies. He takes his place as a knight, launching himself on the road to riches by competing in jousting tournaments, but his ruse is jeopardised by a dastardly nobleman. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany, Mark Addy, Shannyn Sossamon and Rufus Sewell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
3:10pm
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Rating: 5.4
3:15pm
Film A Knight's Tale (2001)
A poverty-stricken squire spies an opportunity to make his dreams come true when his employer dies. He takes his place as a knight, launching himself on the road to riches by competing in jousting tournaments, but his ruse is jeopardised by a dastardly nobleman. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger, Paul Bettany, Mark Addy, Shannyn Sossamon and Rufus Sewell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:50pm
Film Alice in Wonderland (2010)
A 19-year-old Alice returns to the magical land, having forgotten her previous adventures. She finds the tyrannical Red Queen has begun a reign of terror that can only be ended by slaying the monstrous Jabberwocky - a task she is seemingly destined to attempt. Tim Burton's fantasy adventure based on Lewis Carroll's novels, starring Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
5:50pm
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Rating: 5.4
5:55pm
Film Alice in Wonderland (2010)
A 19-year-old Alice returns to the magical land, having forgotten her previous adventures. She finds the tyrannical Red Queen has begun a reign of terror that can only be ended by slaying the monstrous Jabberwocky - a task she is seemingly destined to attempt. Tim Burton's fantasy adventure based on Lewis Carroll's novels, starring Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
7:00pm
Film Jackie Chan's The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
An American teenager obsessed with kung fu movies is sent back in time to ancient China, where he joins the battle to free the imprisoned Monkey King. The only problem is he has no martial arts skills of his own, and will need the assistance of two legendary warriors to become the hero he needs to be. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li and Jackie Chan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
8:00pm
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Rating: 5.4
8:05pm
Film Jackie Chan's The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)
An American teenager obsessed with kung fu movies is sent back in time to ancient China, where he joins the battle to free the imprisoned Monkey King. The only problem is he has no martial arts skills of his own, and will need the assistance of two legendary warriors to become the hero he needs to be. Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li and Jackie Chan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:00pm
Film Deep Blue Sea (1999)
A scientist researching Alzheimer's disease devises a way to enlarge the brains of killer sharks on an isolated research facility to help develop her theories. However, the experiments result in a marked increase in the creatures' intelligence, and before long they manage to escape their confinement - with bloody consequences. Thriller, starring Saffron Burrows, Thomas Jane, Stellan Skarsgard, LL Cool J and Samuel L Jackson

Rating: 6.1
10:00pm
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Rating: 5.4
10:05pm
Film Deep Blue Sea (1999)
A scientist researching Alzheimer's disease devises a way to enlarge the brains of killer sharks on an isolated research facility to help develop her theories. However, the experiments result in a marked increase in the creatures' intelligence, and before long they manage to escape their confinement - with bloody consequences. Thriller, starring Saffron Burrows, Thomas Jane, Stellan Skarsgard, LL Cool J and Samuel L Jackson

Rating: 6.1
11:10pm
Film Halloween H20 (1998)
Homicidal madman Michael Myers returns to stalk his original target, now an alcoholic teacher, 20 years after his first killing spree, and ends up terrorising a group of teenagers in a deserted school. Horror sequel, starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh, Josh Hartnett and Michelle Williams
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:10am
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Rating: 5.4
12:15am
Film Halloween H20 (1998)
Homicidal madman Michael Myers returns to stalk his original target, now an alcoholic teacher, 20 years after his first killing spree, and ends up terrorising a group of teenagers in a deserted school. Horror sequel, starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh, Josh Hartnett and Michelle Williams
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.6
12:55am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted Holiday
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Rylan Clark-Neal takes a team of celebrities on a ghost hunt in Ireland's Wicklow Gaol, infamous for its 300-year history of torture, starvation and death
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:55am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted Holiday
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Rylan Clark-Neal and a team of celebrities explores Loftus Hall, a stately home in Ireland that is said to be haunted by the legendary dark stranger
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:55am
Riverdale
The Tell-Tale Heart
Season 2 Episode 13/22

Betty helps her mother dispose of a dead body, while Archie's loyalties are divided when Agent Adams asks him to spy on Hiram
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.6
2:50am
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Rating: 5.4
3:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Sun 27 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Access
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Rating: 5.4
8:10am
Last Man Standing
Boyd Will Be Boyd
Season 6 Episode 4/22

Boyd is turning 10 years old, and sticking with the Baxter family tradition, Mike wants to give him a shotgun and take him hunting. However, Ryan is not impressed
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:30am
Two and a Half Men
Crude and Uncalled For
Season 7 Episode 14/22

It is left to Charlie and Evelyn to hire an attorney for Alan after he end up in jail for punching a man who was flirting with his date. However, when Chelsea appears to have a crush on the attorney, Brad, and Charlie begins to worry the lawyer is her perfect guy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
8:55am
Two and a Half Men
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Season 7 Episode 15/22

Charlie tells Chelsea he thinks Brad is perfect for her, sparking a bitter argument. Chelsea leaves and a jealous Charlie begins to drink heavily, but when the two meet up a few days later she confesses she is attracted to Brad after all. Charlie Sheen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
9:25am
Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 Episode 16/22

Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
9:50am
Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Season 7 Episode 17/22

After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:15am
Two and a Half Men
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 Episode 18/22

Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which causes problems when his ex suggests a reconciliation, and Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
10:45am
Two and a Half Men
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 Episode 19/22

Alan struggles as he is attracted to Lyndsay, but her son, who is Jake's new friend, has a bad influence on his son. Meanwhile, Charlie has trouble writing the theme song for a new TV show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:05am
Two and a Half Men
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 Episode 22/22

Charlie relies on Jake to be his driver when he loses his licence, and is less than impressed when Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
11:35am
Two and a Half Men
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 Episode 1/16

Jake discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Eldridge's mother Lindsey, and is so furious he decides to move out and live with Judith full time. Meanwhile, Charlie resolves to drop his booze habit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:00pm
Two and a Half Men
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Season 8 Episode 2/16

Alan struggles to decide whether to move in with Lyndsey, having become comfortable staying at Charlie's place. However, when he discovers that Judith is not so keen on the idea of his living so close, he gleefully takes the plunge - just to provoke his ex-wife's temper
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:30pm
Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 Episode 3/16

Despite now living with Lindsey, Alan hooks up with an ex-girlfriend, prompting his eternally put-upon brother to pick at his conscience. However, an accident involving a discarded pipe places Charlie at the mercy of his sibling once again. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 9/16

Documentary about the horrors of the rental market including a landlord who decided to sell his east London flat so he could afford a property with his girlfriend. But when he told his tenant, things quickly turned sour and the man stopped paying rent and refused to leave. Plus, the story of a pub owner in Lincolnshire trying to evict his tenant, having rented it 10 years ago on a 'gentleman's handshake'. Now, however, he is owed a staggering £40,000 in unpaid rent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
2:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 10/16

Brent Council officers find a severely overcrowded house in north London, while Harrow Council try to help a family forced to sleep in a single room due to leaks coming from the roof. Their landlord is reluctant to complete the work and has instead served them with an eviction notice. Plus, the case of a Birmingham landlord who wants rid of his troublesome tenants, who have not paid rent for more than a year
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
3:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 11/16

In north London, Harrow council officers investigate an overcrowded property. An inspection uncovers many issues, including an unauthorised loft conversion that is a danger to the tenants who sleep there. A couple in Suffolk agree to rent a property to its former owner, who now refuses to leave, and a single mum tricks her way into a Milton Keynes property, confirming she has paid the deposit having done no such thing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
4:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 12/16

The story of landlords Pauline and Simon, who bought their first property blind with tenants in situ - not realising the difficulties that would ensue. It turned out their tenants were causing havoc in the neighbourhood and had more than a hundred arrests between them for drugs and domestic violence - and if the landlords did not evict them, they themselves could be prosecuted. Plus, a Slough landlord forced to call in an eviction expert when his tenant cut off all communication
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
5:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 21/25

High Court Enforcement agents evict a large group of squatters barricaded into a disused nursery in London, and have to resort to smashing their way in as they refuse to leave. Meanwhile, agents in Bristol try to recover over £10,000 owed by a plumbing business to a supplier, and emotions run high when they attempt to evict a tenant who pleads her innocence in West London

Rating: 2.9
6:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 22/25

An episode combining new and unforgettable past cases. The High Court Enforcement Agents head to Manchester to track down over £5,000-worth of debt, and seize an expensive car in the process. Later in south London, the agents deal with a violent debtor who threatens them with a concealed weapon, and in Liverpool, they are met with lies and aggression from a mechanic who owes nearly £3,000
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 23/25

Stewart and Vic become party to a fractured family's school fee woes in Staffordshire and Del and Dael need to reclaim £3,500 after a rental van was returned badly damaged. Stewart and Elmor are in Warwickshire, where the members of a household blame their predicament on a scheming landlord whose subsequent arrival sparks a fierce reaction, while Iain helps Stewart remove a young mother from her Lancashire home
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 24/25

The agents chase almost £3,000 owed by Indian takeaway owners, but when the staff deny any knowledge of the debt, the agents threaten to seize kitchen equipment. In east London they face a race against time to recover more than £8,000 from an electrical services company, and in Cheshire the enforcement agents chase nearly £4,000 of debt owed by a mobile phone shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
9:00pm
Film Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
The demon biker roams Eastern Europe, looking for a way to rid himself of his supernatural alter ego. He is approached by a mysterious monk, who needs help protecting a boy from the horrific destiny the Devil has in store for him. Fantasy thriller sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and Christopher Lambert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
10:05pm
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Rating: 5.4
10:10pm
Film Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
The demon biker roams Eastern Europe, looking for a way to rid himself of his supernatural alter ego. He is approached by a mysterious monk, who needs help protecting a boy from the horrific destiny the Devil has in store for him. Fantasy thriller sequel, starring Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and Christopher Lambert
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4
11:00pm
Film Scream 2 (1997)
A second serial killer adopts the ghost mask and embarks on a campaign of murder, while survivors of the first massacre try to get to the bottom of the terrifying mystery. Wes Craven's horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jada Pinkett Smith and Jamie Kennedy

Rating: 4.3
12:00am
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Rating: 5.4
12:05am
Film Scream 2 (1997)
A second serial killer adopts the ghost mask and embarks on a campaign of murder, while survivors of the first massacre try to get to the bottom of the terrifying mystery. Wes Craven's horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jada Pinkett Smith and Jamie Kennedy

Rating: 4.3
1:20am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted Holiday
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Rylan Clark-Neal and a team of celebrities visit a 13th-century French Chateau to discover if there is any truth to the story of a former resident haunting the north tower
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:20am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Celebrity Ghost Hunt Haunted Holiday
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Rylan Clark-Neal and a team of celebrities explore a French chateau with a tragic past that is a popular destination for ghost hunters
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
3:20am
Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 Episode 11/22

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she is away for the festive season, and Evelyn brings a TV producer to Christmas dinner

Rating: 7.3
3:40am
Two and a Half Men
Yay, No Polyps!
Season 7 Episode 13/22

Charlie tries to avoid going to see Chelsea's parents, using his colonoscopy appointment as an excuse, but the tables are turned when Chelsea discovers the truth and invites her parents to stay with them. Charlie returns home without knowing that Alan, Berta and Jake are all in on it. While at the house Chelsea's dad confesses a big secret to Charlie and Alan

Rating: 7.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Mon 28 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Last Man Standing
Trick or Treat
Season 6 Episode 5/22

Mike organises a Halloween party where everyone comes as each other - in the hope they will all offend one another and the family will never throw a party again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Dance Moms
Winner Takes All
Season 7 Episode 4/29

Abby eliminates a member of the super team and challenges Daviana and Kalani to a head-to-head solo showdown. Two minis rejoin the team
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
9:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 4 Episode 24/25

The agents chase almost £3,000 owed by Indian takeaway owners, but when the staff deny any knowledge of the debt, the agents threaten to seize kitchen equipment. In east London they face a race against time to recover more than £8,000 from an electrical services company, and in Cheshire the enforcement agents chase nearly £4,000 of debt owed by a mobile phone shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
10:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Knock at the Door
Season 1 Episode 2/5

Repossession agents Mike Allonby and Terry Jones travel to Cheshire to collect a vehicle from a woman who owes several hundred pounds on a loan, then they head to Liverpool to recover a Jaguar X-Type. High court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner carry out an order to evict a couple with young children in London's East End just a few days before Christmas, and later, in Essex, try to track down a man who owes more than £10,000 to his landlord
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
11:10am
My Wife and Kids
The Proposal
Season 5 Episode 7/26

Junior is ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he gets down on one knee there is an interruption
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
Restaurant Wars
Season 5 Episode 8/26

The Chinese restaurant across the street uses sneak tactics to put Jay's soul food kitchen out of business
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:10pm
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 Episode 24/24

Charlie and Mia begin to make wedding arrangements, but things fall apart when their families meet, leading them to consider running off and marrying in Las Vegas. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Season 4 Episode 1/24

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle, while Alan is depressed following his divorce from Kandi. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Crude and Uncalled For
Season 7 Episode 14/22

It is left to Charlie and Evelyn to hire an attorney for Alan after he end up in jail for punching a man who was flirting with his date. However, when Chelsea appears to have a crush on the attorney, Brad, and Charlie begins to worry the lawyer is her perfect guy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:35pm
Two and a Half Men
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Season 7 Episode 15/22

Charlie tells Chelsea he thinks Brad is perfect for her, sparking a bitter argument. Chelsea leaves and a jealous Charlie begins to drink heavily, but when the two meet up a few days later she confesses she is attracted to Brad after all. Charlie Sheen stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
A House Divided
Season 6 Episode 14/22

Mike and Vanessa struggle to cope with having newlywed houseguests, but find that Kyle and Mandy are finding it equally difficult sharing a house with them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
The Fixer
Season 6 Episode 15/22

Mike is annoyed that his daughters have married men with no talent for DIY, so vows to pass on his skills
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Aussie soap, charting the lives and loves of the good folk of Erinsborough
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay residents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 6/7

A wealthy man with an expensive taste for designer clothes moves in with a Swansea single father on benefits, and has to get to grips with his dislike of animals
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.9
5:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 13/16

Housing officers in Harrow receive a tip-off about an overcrowded property and when they arrive they find 10 people living in dire conditions and a house that needs extensive emergency work. Squatters in Tottenham invade an elderly woman's home while she is away, ransacking the property and refusing to leave. In Waltham Abbey a seemingly perfect tenant forges her way into a desperate landlord's home, forcing him to move in with his parents while he struggles to evict his unruly occupant

Rating: 6.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Aussie soap, charting the lives and loves of the good folk of Erinsborough
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay residents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 1 Episode 3/5

High court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner evict a couple who owe five months' rent on a flat in an affluent suburb of London, and later hit a snag when they try to seize a taxi over a £3,000 debt. In Bristol, county court bailiff Steve Wood finds out that unpaid rent is not the only problem when he attempts to repossess a corner shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Airport 24/7: Thailand
Brooklyn to Bali
Season 1 Episode 6/10

The British travellers fly to Phuket when they are meant to be in Bali, while a large group of revellers have flown from Brooklyn, New York, to party in Thailand
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.5
9:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 4 Episode 1/10

More privileged young Brits discover the harsh realities of living on the breadline. In the first edition, the son of a property tycoon moves in with a Preston family
(New Series)

Rating: 4.9
10:00pm
Film Scary Movie (2000)
A ghost-masked killer, reminiscent of the villain in the Scream films, stalks a group of teenagers, who go to ever more ridiculous extremes to avoid death. Spoof horror, which lampoons blockbusters such as The Blair Witch Project, I Know What You Did Last Summer and The Matrix. With Anna Faris, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth, Jon Abrahams and Shawn and Marlon Wayans

Rating: 5.2
11:00pm
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Rating: 5.4
11:05pm
Film Scary Movie (2000)
A ghost-masked killer, reminiscent of the villain in the Scream films, stalks a group of teenagers, who go to ever more ridiculous extremes to avoid death. Spoof horror, which lampoons blockbusters such as The Blair Witch Project, I Know What You Did Last Summer and The Matrix. With Anna Faris, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth, Jon Abrahams and Shawn and Marlon Wayans

Rating: 5.2
11:50pm
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Nuclear Bunker
Season 1 Episode 1/6

Rylan Clark-Neal and guests conduct paranormal investigations, beginning with Marcel Somerville, Marnie Simpson and Bobby Norris and a secret nuclear bunker
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:50am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Ragged School
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Rylan Clark-Neal is joined by four members of the TOWIE cast - Georgia Kousoulou, Tommy Mallet, Chloe Simms and Chloe Meadows - as they seek proof of the paranormal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:50am
Young, Dumb and Banged Up in the Sun
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A man posts pictures of his stab wounds on the internet after getting in a fight on a beach in Spain - which led to the police suspecting him of being a gang leader

Rating: 4.7
2:50am
Star
Rise from the Ashes
Season 2 Episode 10/18

Carlotta receives an unwanted visit from her mother and sister in the aftermath of the fire, while Simone is consumed with grief. Guest starring Brandy and Patti LaBelle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
3:35am
Two and a Half Men
The Immortal Mr Billy Joel
Season 8 Episode 5/16

Evelyn advises Charlie to get some minor plastic surgery done in Las Vegas. While he is away, Alan assumes his identity, and secures the attentions of a female admirer at Pavlov's. However, when he returns home with her, it appears she has an ulterior motive for responding to his advances
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5

Tue 29 Oct

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5
7:00am
High Street TV

8:00am
Last Man Standing
A New Place for One of Our People
Season 6 Episode 6/22

Mike tries to teach Eve a lesson in surviving in the real world, but is unprepared for her reaction. Kyle tries to obtain a special wedding present for Mandy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Dance Moms
New Kid on the Block
Season 7 Episode 5/29

Abby brings in a new dancer with an eccentric mother, while encouraging Brynn to lead Kalani and Kendall in their trio. She also assigns the first hip-hop routine since the elites walked out, making the mothers nervous
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.9
9:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Season 1 Episode 3/5

High court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner evict a couple who owe five months' rent on a flat in an affluent suburb of London, and later hit a snag when they try to seize a taxi over a £3,000 debt. In Bristol, county court bailiff Steve Wood finds out that unpaid rent is not the only problem when he attempts to repossess a corner shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
10:05am
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Not Everyone Is Heartless
Season 1 Episode 4/5

High-court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner face some tough decisions when they are given the task of repossessing a house in which a woman is living with two young children. They also pursue a debt of more than £25,000 and visit a tenant in a fashionable London borough who has not paid his rent
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
11:05am
My Wife and Kids
The Return of Bobby Shaw
Season 5 Episode 9/26

Bobby Shaw deceives Junior into becoming his slave, but Michael turns the tables by challenging him to a dance-off
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
11:40am
My Wife and Kids
The Wedding
Season 5 Episode 10/26

Michael Jr and Vanessa announce their engagement, so Michael and Jay plan a wedding reception with dolphins, a castle and 751 guests
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 Episode 2/24

Charlie finally tells Alan why he and Mia broke up - she had wanted the playboy to evict his brother and nephew from the house. The pair also deal with a noisy neighbour
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:35pm
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 Episode 3/24

Charlie tries to surf in a bid to impress a beautiful girl but, after nearly drowning, he tells Alan their father appeared to him and made a request
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:05pm
Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 Episode 16/22

Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea. However, after being forced by Alan to go out, he runs into an old flame. They head off to Las Vegas together and he stuns his friends on returning home with a new wife. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
1:35pm
Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Season 7 Episode 17/22

After Charlie runs into Chelsea and Brad at the movies he asks Alan to go with him to her house to spy on the couple, but when Brad does goes home for the night and Chelsea drives to Malibu, the pair realise she is driving to Charlie's house. However, the next morning Charlie realises she never intended to get back together with him and he goes to Tom and Ed's house for advice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:00pm
Last Man Standing
The Force
Season 6 Episode 16/22

The time has come for Eve has to make her mind up about college. Her parents worry that she has not reached a decision, unaware she is hiding her true plans from them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
2:30pm
Last Man Standing
The Friending Library
Season 6 Episode 17/22

Ryan suggests that Vanessa start a lending library after she confesses she has been feeling lonely. American comedy, starring Tim Allen and Nancy Travis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:00pm
Neighbours
Aussie soap, charting the lives and loves of the good folk of Erinsborough
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
3:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay residents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
4:00pm
Rich Kids Go Skint
Season 2 Episode 7/7

A wealthy Chelsea student stays with a family of Mexican immigrants. She comes to realise how much she relies on the support of her parents, and is touched by her hosts' story of trying to find a safe home where they can raise their children

Rating: 4.9
5:00pm
Bad Tenants, Rogue Landlords
Season 4 Episode 14/16

Two ministers in Liverpool take over an old church with a plan to turn it into a community centre, only to be obstructed by a group of squatters who refuse to leave. Time to call in eviction expert Chris Sharpe. Council officers Shital and Andrew are on the warpath when a neglectful landlord ignores their warnings about fire safety. Northamptonshire landlord Sina visits her property to ask why payments had stopped, only to be faced by an angry and volatile tenant, leaving her scared to return

Rating: 6.6
6:00pm
Neighbours
Aussie soap, charting the lives and loves of the good folk of Erinsborough
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 4.3
6:30pm
Home and Away
Sun-kissed Australian soap charting the latest comings and goings of the Summer Bay residents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 3.4
7:00pm
Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!
Knock at the Door
Season 1 Episode 2/5

Repossession agents Mike Allonby and Terry Jones travel to Cheshire to collect a vehicle from a woman who owes several hundred pounds on a loan, then they head to Liverpool to recover a Jaguar X-Type. High court enforcement officers Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner carry out an order to evict a couple with young children in London's East End just a few days before Christmas, and later, in Essex, try to track down a man who owes more than £10,000 to his landlord
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.9
8:00pm
Criminals: Caught on Camera
Crimes of Greed
Season 5 Episode 10/10

Police use CCTV footage to track down a gang who murdered a restaurant owner, and a heartless criminal is caught on camera robbing a pensioner
(Audio Described)

Rating: 2.6
9:00pm
Film Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Teenage survivors of an encounter with a ghost-faced killer end up in college and try to forget the trauma of earlier events - but fate takes a hand when an eccentric college professor bribes them to stay in a haunted house in return for A-grades. Spoof horror sequel, starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris and Tim Curry

Rating: 7.4
10:00pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
10:05pm
Film Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Teenage survivors of an encounter with a ghost-faced killer end up in college and try to forget the trauma of earlier events - but fate takes a hand when an eccentric college professor bribes them to stay in a haunted house in return for A-grades. Spoof horror sequel, starring Marlon and Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris and Tim Curry

Rating: 7.4
10:45pm
Film Van Helsing (2004)
A vampire slayer heads for Transylvania to help a gypsy princess destroy evil bloodsucker Count Dracula and bring his reign of terror to an end. But he must first do battle with a werewolf, Frankenstein's monster and the count's trio of sharp-toothed brides. Gothic action adventure, starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham

Rating: 6.8
11:45pm
Access
Showbiz news and gossip

Rating: 5.4
11:50pm
Film Van Helsing (2004)
A vampire slayer heads for Transylvania to help a gypsy princess destroy evil bloodsucker Count Dracula and bring his reign of terror to an end. But he must first do battle with a werewolf, Frankenstein's monster and the count's trio of sharp-toothed brides. Gothic action adventure, starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh and David Wenham

Rating: 6.8
1:20am
Celebrity Ghost Hunt
Celebrity Ghost Hunt: Terror Castle
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Rylan Clark-Neal and Georgia Harrison, Sam Thompson, Courtney Green and James Argent conduct paranormal investigations, this time exploring Kent's Hever Castle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
2:20am
Star
Take It to Church
Season 2 Episode 11/18

Simone accepts a marriage proposal to avoid a bleak future. Christine plots to get rid of Cotton once and for all, and Star believes her dreams may be related to her mother's death
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
3:15am
Riverdale
The Hills Have Eyes
Season 2 Episode 14/22

The gang takes a break at Veronica's parents' lake house, but have an unwanted guest in Cheryl, who stirs up trouble
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.6
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.5