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Sun 23 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:30am
The Piglet Files
The Ice-Man Cometh
Season 1 Episode 4/7

A case of mistaken identity causes mayhem when a Russian hitman is sent after the wrong target

Rating: 6.2
7:55am
Lucky Feller
Ever Been Had?
Season 1 Episode 10/13

The brothers go on a pub crawl while their mother is at bingo, and Shorty arranges a surprise for Kath

Rating: 6
8:30am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Pilot
Season 1 Episode 1/7

Pilot episode of the 1970s sitcom starring David Jason. Harassed husband Peter has to get a bank loan to cover his wife Sheila's latest grand plan

Rating: 1
9:05am
Porterhouse Blue
Season 1 Episode 4/4

The Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath enlist a journalist to help them put an end to the new Master's regime. Conclusion of Tom Sharpe's satirical comedy, starring David Jason, Ian Richardson and Griff Rhys Jones. Last in the series

Rating: 8.2
10:05am
Lucky Feller
The Families Meet
Season 1 Episode 8/13

Shorty invites Kath and her parents round for dinner, and plans to make a very important announcement

Rating: 6
10:40am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
The Weekend
Season 4 Episode 5/6

Peter is reunited with an old friend from his army days, who invites him and Sheila to come and stay with him at his country retreat

Rating: 1
11:15am
Only Fools and Horses
Big Brother
Season 1 Episode 1/7

The first ever episode of John Sullivan's classic comedy, originally broadcast in 1981, which introduced the viewing public to the Trotter family. Rodney grows tired of being dogsbody to wheeler-dealing older brother Del-Boy and decides to set out on his own. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star, with Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:55am
Only Fools and Horses
Go West Young Man
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Del and Rodney make a bit of cash on a used-car deal and decide to celebrate in style with a night out in the West End. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
12:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
Cash and Curry
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Del gets his hands on a statue of a Hindu god - which plunges him into the middle of an age-old feud between rival families. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Second Time Around
Season 1 Episode 4/7

One of Del's old flames turns up out of the blue, so Rodney and Grandad resolve to extinguish any passion that might still be smouldering in the Peckham wide boy's heart. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
Slow Bus to Chingford
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Del spots another sure-fire winner and decides to enter the highly profitable tourist trade - and with Rodney and Grandad backing him 100 per cent, he is sure his open-top bus tour initiative will be a massive success. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Russians Are Coming
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Del-Boy acquires three tons of lead sheeting, which turns out to be a DIY nuclear fallout shelter, so he, Rodney and Grandad collect their sleeping bags and food and have a practice run to make sure they will know what to do if the Russians attack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
Christmas Crackers
Season 1 Episode 7/7

It's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:00pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Behind the Scenes
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Cast and crew discuss the journey from script to screen, including how series creator John Sullivan came up with the theme tune and the secrets behind the iconic three-wheeled van
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
5:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Second Time Around
Season 1 Episode 4/7

One of Del's old flames turns up out of the blue, so Rodney and Grandad resolve to extinguish any passion that might still be smouldering in the Peckham wide boy's heart. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
5:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Slow Bus to Chingford
Season 1 Episode 5/7

Del spots another sure-fire winner and decides to enter the highly profitable tourist trade - and with Rodney and Grandad backing him 100 per cent, he is sure his open-top bus tour initiative will be a massive success. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:20pm
Open All Hours
Arkwright's Mobile Store
Season 2 Episode 5/7

Arkwright decides to expand his empire by opening a mobile shop in a bid to impress Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, but the enterprise is cut short by Granville's close encounter with some perishables. Comedy, with Ronnie Barker, David Jason and Lynda Baron
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Granville buys a batch of devices that are supposed to create positive emotions. A local underworld boss is looking for Leroy after his latest girlfriend makes Mrs Hussein jealous, while Mrs Featherstone takes it upon herself to solve Mr Newbold's delicate problem - with the long-suffering shopkeeper's help
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
7:40pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove they have it in them to be exciting men of action. Granville tries to shift a consignment of mints that are past their sell-by date with unexpected results, and finds himself once more trying to escape the grim prospect of becoming Mrs Featherstone's fourth husband
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
8:20pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Deals and Misdemeanours
Season 1 Episode 2/6

The making of the sitcom, featuring a look back at how Del's distinctive look was created and rare footage of a special sketch performed by the cast for the royal family
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
9:20pm
David Jason: My Life on Screen
Season 1 Episode 3/3

The actor remembers the people and places that inspired his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
10:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Long Legs of the Law
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:00pm
Game On
Roundheads and Cavaliers
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Martin finally gets a girlfriend and one of Mandy's old boyfriends, the charmingly named Stoat, turns up out of the blue - putting a strain on her vow of celibacy. Samantha Janus stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
11:40pm
Game On
Slime Surfers
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Mandy's vow of celibacy is quickly put to the test by an encounter with a sexy Italian tutor, while Martin bores his flatmates silly with constant talk about his new girlfriend. Matthew is introduced to a psychologist who offers to cure his agoraphobia, and soon engages him in a spot of `lads' talk - unaware he's actually gay. Comedy, starring Samantha Womack and Matthew Cottle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
12:20am
The Royle Family
The Royle Family Special: Joe's Crackers
It is Christmas Day in the Royle household, and Jim is out of action following an unfortunate incident in the precinct, while Dave and Denise are concerned their gift of a fridge magnet looks poor next to the lavish presents brought by Anthony. Next door neighbours Joe and Cheryl are later invited over for Christmas dinner - but the family does not bank on the recently deceased Mary turning up too. Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston, Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash and Ralf Little star in a festive edition of the comedy from 2010
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.6
1:35am
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Dirty Thirty
Season 2 Episode 5/7

Linda plans a surprise party for Tom's 30th birthday, but the guest list leaves a lot to be desired - and that's before Bucks Fizz get involved. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
2:15am
Game On
Roundheads and Cavaliers
Season 2 Episode 1/6

Martin finally gets a girlfriend and one of Mandy's old boyfriends, the charmingly named Stoat, turns up out of the blue - putting a strain on her vow of celibacy. Samantha Janus stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
2:45am
Game On
Slime Surfers
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Mandy's vow of celibacy is quickly put to the test by an encounter with a sexy Italian tutor, while Martin bores his flatmates silly with constant talk about his new girlfriend. Matthew is introduced to a psychologist who offers to cure his agoraphobia, and soon engages him in a spot of `lads' talk - unaware he's actually gay. Comedy, starring Samantha Womack and Matthew Cottle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
3:15am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The final episode in the spoof horror series sees Dr Sanchez fall in love with a patient infected by cosmic broccoli. However, the disease threatens to spread to the entire hospital, leaving Dr Rick Dagless with no choice but to intervene. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Mon 24 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:20am
The Piglet Files
With Friends Like These
Season 3 Episode 7/7

British and Russian agents join forces on a kidnapping operation to save money

Rating: 6.2
7:45am
The Piglet Files
The Ice-Man Cometh
Season 1 Episode 4/7

A case of mistaken identity causes mayhem when a Russian hitman is sent after the wrong target

Rating: 6.2
8:15am
Lucky Feller
The Boat
Season 1 Episode 11/13

Kath has news that renders Mrs Mepstead speechless. while Shorty is convinced that his poor vocabulary is holding him back and turns to his brother for help

Rating: 6
8:50am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Your Life in Their Hands
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Peter is off his food, so Sheila insists he goes to the doctor for a check-up. Guest starring Richard Wilson

Rating: 1
9:25am
Last of the Summer Wine
It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp
Season 23 Episode 10/11

Clegg, Truly and Billy offer words of wisdom to a broken-hearted man they find seeking solace in the woods. Peter Sallis and Hywel Bennett star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:05am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Lair of the Cat Creature
Season 24 Episode 1/11

A hang-gliding enthusiast crashes down in the village, mistakenly believing that he's landed in France, thus breaking the long-distance record. The gang tries to compensate for his disappointment by making him the best at something else - identifying a strange cat creature lurking in the woods. Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:45am
Last of the Summer Wine
Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction
Season 24 Episode 2/11

Truly and Clegg are enlightened in the wisdom of the East by an electrical handyman from Hull, and Howard struggles to keep his self-styled bandit persona alive. Meanwhile, a debt-collector is an unwelcome guest for Tom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:25am
Lucky Feller
Where There's Life There's Soap
Season 1 Episode 9/13

Shorty and Randy deal with a crisis at the launderette, which leads to an unexpected revelation

Rating: 6
12:00pm
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Your Life in Their Hands
Season 1 Episode 2/7

Peter is off his food, so Sheila insists he goes to the doctor for a check-up. Guest starring Richard Wilson

Rating: 1
12:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Long Legs of the Law
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Russians Are Coming
Season 1 Episode 6/7

Del-Boy acquires three tons of lead sheeting, which turns out to be a DIY nuclear fallout shelter, so he, Rodney and Grandad collect their sleeping bags and food and have a practice run to make sure they will know what to do if the Russians attack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
Christmas Crackers
Season 1 Episode 7/7

It's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Royal Flush
Season 5 Episode 7/10

Rodney dates an artist who turns out to be the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. Del sees the chance for the Trotter family to marry into the aristocracy, and disastrously gatecrashes a party at the Duke's country estate. Christmas special from 1986, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp
Season 23 Episode 10/11

Clegg, Truly and Billy offer words of wisdom to a broken-hearted man they find seeking solace in the woods. Peter Sallis and Hywel Bennett star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Lair of the Cat Creature
Season 24 Episode 1/11

A hang-gliding enthusiast crashes down in the village, mistakenly believing that he's landed in France, thus breaking the long-distance record. The gang tries to compensate for his disappointment by making him the best at something else - identifying a strange cat creature lurking in the woods. Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Brian Murphy star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction
Season 24 Episode 2/11

Truly and Clegg are enlightened in the wisdom of the East by an electrical handyman from Hull, and Howard struggles to keep his self-styled bandit persona alive. Meanwhile, a debt-collector is an unwelcome guest for Tom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Granville buys a batch of devices that are supposed to create positive emotions. A local underworld boss is looking for Leroy after his latest girlfriend makes Mrs Hussein jealous, while Mrs Featherstone takes it upon herself to solve Mr Newbold's delicate problem - with the long-suffering shopkeeper's help
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
6:40pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove they have it in them to be exciting men of action. Granville tries to shift a consignment of mints that are past their sell-by date with unexpected results, and finds himself once more trying to escape the grim prospect of becoming Mrs Featherstone's fourth husband
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
7:20pm
Open All Hours
Shedding at the Wedding
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Arkwright is embarrassed after losing his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece. Roy Clarke's classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Lynda Baron
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Royal Flush
Season 5 Episode 7/10

Rodney dates an artist who turns out to be the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. Del sees the chance for the Trotter family to marry into the aristocracy, and disastrously gatecrashes a party at the Duke's country estate. Christmas special from 1986, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:15pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Friends and Enemies
Season 1 Episode 3/6

A look back at how supporting characters including Boycie and Trigger developed over the years. Featuring contributions from cast members and famous fans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
10:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
Ashes to Ashes
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns - the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:55pm
Live at the Apollo
Dara O Briain and Frankie Boyle
Season 4 Episode 4/6

Irish comedian and Mock the Week host Dara O Briain joins Frankie Boyle, formerly one of the show's team captains, to perform stand-up comedy at the Hammersmith Apollo in London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:55pm
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Dirty Thirty
Season 2 Episode 5/7

Linda plans a surprise party for Tom's 30th birthday, but the guest list leaves a lot to be desired - and that's before Bucks Fizz get involved. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
12:35am
Lucky Feller
The Boat
Season 1 Episode 11/13

Kath has news that renders Mrs Mepstead speechless. while Shorty is convinced that his poor vocabulary is holding him back and turns to his brother for help

Rating: 6
1:10am
Bottom
Bottom Live 3: Hooligan's Island
Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson star in their 1997 stage show of the comedy, in which Richie and Eddie are marooned on a desert island with a nuclear bomb

Rating: 8.7
3:05am
Live at the Apollo
Dara O Briain and Frankie Boyle
Season 4 Episode 4/6

Irish comedian and Mock the Week host Dara O Briain joins Frankie Boyle, formerly one of the show's team captains, to perform stand-up comedy at the Hammersmith Apollo in London
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Tue 25 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:30am
Porterhouse Blue
Season 1 Episode 3/4

Skullion attempts to clear up after Zipser bombards the college grounds with hundreds of inflated condoms. Satirical drama by Tom Sharpe, with David Jason and John Sessions

Rating: 8.2
8:20am
Lucky Feller
A Night on the Moors
Season 1 Episode 12/13

Shorty and Kath go on a weekend away to Bournemouth, but get hopelessly lost along the way

Rating: 6
8:55am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Happy Motoring
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Peter is supposed to be teaching Sheila to drive, but his car breaks down and may need more work than expected

Rating: 1
9:30am
Last of the Summer Wine
A Pick-Up of the Later Ming Dynasty
Season 24 Episode 3/11

After helping Entwistle repair his truck, Truly, Clegg and Billy find their mechanical skills are put to the test once more when they help Tom and Smiler locate the source of an irritating squeak on their handcart. However, when Barry's longed-for game of golf evaporates thanks to his borrowed car breaking down, all the trio can do is help him drown his sorrows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:10am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg
Season 24 Episode 4/11

In the hope of avoiding a fuss, Clegg plans a quiet birthday lunch at a nice hotel - but his pals are sure to throw a few spanners in the works. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:50am
Last of the Summer Wine
In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses the Gulf Stream
Season 24 Episode 5/11

After seeing a man skiing on a van roof, the pals are intrigued to discover it is Gavin Hinchcliffe, an old friend renowned for his eccentricity. Comedy series, guest starring Bernard Cribbins, with Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Josephine Tewson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Lucky Feller
Ever Been Had?
Season 1 Episode 10/13

The brothers go on a pub crawl while their mother is at bingo, and Shorty arranges a surprise for Kath

Rating: 6
12:05pm
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Happy Motoring
Season 1 Episode 3/7

Peter is supposed to be teaching Sheila to drive, but his car breaks down and may need more work than expected

Rating: 1
12:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Ashes to Ashes
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns - the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
1:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Happy Returns
Season 4 Episode 1/8

Del encounters an old flame from almost 20 years previously, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star, with Diane Langton (The Rag Trade)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Strained Relations
Season 4 Episode 2/8

Del and Rodney mourn Grandad's death, and feel gratified to see such a good turn-out of friends and relatives at his funeral - even if most people are more interested in the food afterwards. However, one of the guests, a certain long-lost seafaring uncle, ends up outstaying his welcome. Long-running comedy, introducing Buster Merryfield to the cast as Uncle Albert
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
Hole in One
Season 4 Episode 3/8

Uncle Albert has a nasty fall into the cellar at the Nag's Head, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by wheeler-dealer Del-Boy. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
Christmas Crackers
Season 1 Episode 7/7

It's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
A Pick-Up of the Later Ming Dynasty
Season 24 Episode 3/11

After helping Entwistle repair his truck, Truly, Clegg and Billy find their mechanical skills are put to the test once more when they help Tom and Smiler locate the source of an irritating squeak on their handcart. However, when Barry's longed-for game of golf evaporates thanks to his borrowed car breaking down, all the trio can do is help him drown his sorrows
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg
Season 24 Episode 4/11

In the hope of avoiding a fuss, Clegg plans a quiet birthday lunch at a nice hotel - but his pals are sure to throw a few spanners in the works. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses the Gulf Stream
Season 24 Episode 5/11

After seeing a man skiing on a van roof, the pals are intrigued to discover it is Gavin Hinchcliffe, an old friend renowned for his eccentricity. Comedy series, guest starring Bernard Cribbins, with Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Josephine Tewson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Happy Returns
Season 4 Episode 1/8

Del encounters an old flame from almost 20 years previously, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star, with Diane Langton (The Rag Trade)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
6:40pm
Open All Hours
Shedding at the Wedding
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Arkwright is embarrassed after losing his trousers on the way to the wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece. Roy Clarke's classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Lynda Baron
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:20pm
Open All Hours
St Albert's Day
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Arkwright invents a saint's day as a pretext for checking the pockets of a foreign visitor suspected of shoplifting. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Behind the Scenes
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Cast and crew discuss the journey from script to screen, including how series creator John Sullivan came up with the theme tune and the secrets behind the iconic three-wheeled van
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
9:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Strained Relations
Season 4 Episode 2/8

Del and Rodney mourn Grandad's death, and feel gratified to see such a good turn-out of friends and relatives at his funeral - even if most people are more interested in the food afterwards. However, one of the guests, a certain long-lost seafaring uncle, ends up outstaying his welcome. Long-running comedy, introducing Buster Merryfield to the cast as Uncle Albert
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Hole in One
Season 4 Episode 3/8

Uncle Albert has a nasty fall into the cellar at the Nag's Head, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by wheeler-dealer Del-Boy. Vintage comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Losing Streak
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
11:00pm
Live at the Apollo
Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne
Season 4 Episode 5/6

Comedian and actor Lenny Henry hosts another session of stand-up, warming up the audience at Hammersmith Apollo in London, before Mock the Week regulars Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne take turns to grab the mic, each sharing their views on life, the universe and whatever else takes their fancy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
12:00am
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Glad to Be Gay?
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Tom and Linda go out clubbing and get very drunk, leading to one of them spending the night with a security guard and the other with a woman. Meanwhile, Beryl goes back to soliciting. Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
12:40am
Lucky Feller
A Night on the Moors
Season 1 Episode 12/13

Shorty and Kath go on a weekend away to Bournemouth, but get hopelessly lost along the way

Rating: 6
1:15am
Live at the Apollo
Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne
Season 4 Episode 5/6

Comedian and actor Lenny Henry hosts another session of stand-up, warming up the audience at Hammersmith Apollo in London, before Mock the Week regulars Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne take turns to grab the mic, each sharing their views on life, the universe and whatever else takes their fancy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
2:10am
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Sofa Man
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Linda gets a new job in a factory while Tom lands a role in a sofa advert, increasing his exposure to the male population - with disastrous consequences. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
2:45am
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Glad to Be Gay?
Season 2 Episode 6/7

Tom and Linda go out clubbing and get very drunk, leading to one of them spending the night with a security guard and the other with a woman. Meanwhile, Beryl goes back to soliciting. Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
3:15am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth
Season 1 Episode 6/6

The final episode in the spoof horror series sees Dr Sanchez fall in love with a patient infected by cosmic broccoli. However, the disease threatens to spread to the entire hospital, leaving Dr Rick Dagless with no choice but to intervene. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Wed 26 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:25am
The Piglet Files
With Friends Like These
Season 3 Episode 7/7

British and Russian agents join forces on a kidnapping operation to save money

Rating: 6.2
7:50am
Lucky Feller
The Wedding
Season 1 Episode 13/13

Shorty's dreams are all set to come true - but he remains terrified that everything will go wrong. Final episode of the sitcom, starring David Jason

Rating: 6
8:20am
Porterhouse Blue
Season 1 Episode 3/4

Skullion attempts to clear up after Zipser bombards the college grounds with hundreds of inflated condoms. Satirical drama by Tom Sharpe, with David Jason and John Sessions

Rating: 8.2
9:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell
Season 24 Episode 6/11

When Clegg, Billy and Truly hear an old school friend is about to die, the trio search for something - or someone - to put the spark back into his life. Comedy, guest starring Henry McGee, with Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Keith Clifford
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Frenchies Are Coming
Season 24 Episode 7/11

As Barry tires of golf and looks for a new hobby, Billy's latest idea of an archery course is right on target. Long-running comedy series, starring Mike Grady, Keith Clifford and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff
Season 24 Episode 8/11

Howard is dismayed when Marina unwittingly buys him a life-like gorilla which attracts the attention of the local police. Meanwhile, a newspaper article prompts Truly, Clegg and Billy to try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:20am
Lucky Feller
The Boat
Season 1 Episode 11/13

Kath has news that renders Mrs Mepstead speechless. while Shorty is convinced that his poor vocabulary is holding him back and turns to his brother for help

Rating: 6
11:55am
Only Fools and Horses
Christmas Crackers
Season 1 Episode 7/7

It's Christmas, a time of goodwill and cheer, but Del and Rodney are so sick of Grandad's cooking and TV circuses that they put on their glad rags and have a festive night out at the Monte Carlo Club. However, an argument over the best romantic technique makes the pair forget their intentions, and the objects of their affections are whisked away from under their noses. Festive edition of the comedy from 1981, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
12:40pm
David Jason: My Life on Screen
Season 1 Episode 3/3

The actor remembers the people and places that inspired his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
1:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
Season 4 Episode 4/8

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Season 4 Episode 5/8

The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, and happily tuck into the fresh meat lovingly provided for their charge, scarcely suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
Watching the Girls Go By
Season 4 Episode 6/8

Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
As One Door Closes
Season 4 Episode 7/8

Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell
Season 24 Episode 6/11

When Clegg, Billy and Truly hear an old school friend is about to die, the trio search for something - or someone - to put the spark back into his life. Comedy, guest starring Henry McGee, with Peter Sallis, Frank Thornton and Keith Clifford
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Frenchies Are Coming
Season 24 Episode 7/11

As Barry tires of golf and looks for a new hobby, Billy's latest idea of an archery course is right on target. Long-running comedy series, starring Mike Grady, Keith Clifford and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff
Season 24 Episode 8/11

Howard is dismayed when Marina unwittingly buys him a life-like gorilla which attracts the attention of the local police. Meanwhile, a newspaper article prompts Truly, Clegg and Billy to try to track down Cyril Cooper - a man renowned for his green fingers and womanising ways. Comedy, starring Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sleeping Dogs Lie
Season 4 Episode 5/8

The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, and happily tuck into the fresh meat lovingly provided for their charge, scarcely suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:00pm
Open All Hours
St Albert's Day
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Arkwright invents a saint's day as a pretext for checking the pockets of a foreign visitor suspected of shoplifting. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
7:40pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom, but luckily Granville discovers Gastric has a hidden dark side with spiritual powers that could solve the mystery and impress Madge. Meanwhile, Mrs Hussein takes a shine to Leroy and wants to know what they keep behind the counter for special customers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
8:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Losing Streak
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
9:00pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Peckham and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The settings for the Trotter brothers' adventures, from their regular Peckham haunts to episodes that took them further afield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
10:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
Season 4 Episode 4/8

Rodney aspires to be a pop star, taking on the role of the drumless drummer in Mental Mickey's band but, not surprisingly, Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. With a guest appearance by DJ Mike Read, alongside David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:40pm
Live at the Apollo
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Omid Djalili
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The deadpan comic shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
11:40pm
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Sofa Man
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Linda gets a new job in a factory while Tom lands a role in a sofa advert, increasing his exposure to the male population - with disastrous consequences. Comedy, starring Kathy Burke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
12:20am
Rock & Chips
The Frog and the Pussycat
Season 1 Episode 3/3

The third of John Sullivan's 1960s-set prequels to Only Fools and Horses. Freddie's arrest threatens his dream of sailing away and beginning a new life with Joan. Meanwhile, Del falls in lust again, and the girl's parents throw an engagement party they will never forget. Starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Kellie Bright and James Buckley. Last in the series

Rating: 7.7
1:40am
Dylan Moran: Aim Low
Highlights from three stand-up shows by the comedian - 2004's Monster Live, Like, Totally in 2005 and the 2009 What It Is tour. Subjects include ageing, religion, children and relationships, as well as the general absurdities of life

Rating: 5.6
3:00am
Live at the Apollo
Jack Dee Live at the Apollo: Omid Djalili
Season 1 Episode 5/6

The deadpan comic shares his gripes on school sports day, rubbernecking and the notion of appointing an Olympic village idiot, before introducing a performance by Omid Djalili, who offers his take on everything from Shakespeare to belly-dancing
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.1
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Thu 27 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:35am
The Piglet Files
The Ice-Man Cometh
Season 1 Episode 4/7

A case of mistaken identity causes mayhem when a Russian hitman is sent after the wrong target

Rating: 6.2
8:00am
The Piglet Files
Now You See It
Season 1 Episode 6/7

A top secret device goes missing, and the bungling spy is teamed up with a brash American agent to recover it

Rating: 6.2
8:30am
Porterhouse Blue
Season 1 Episode 4/4

The Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath enlist a journalist to help them put an end to the new Master's regime. Conclusion of Tom Sharpe's satirical comedy, starring David Jason, Ian Richardson and Griff Rhys Jones. Last in the series

Rating: 8.2
9:30am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Second Husband and the Showgirls
Season 24 Episode 9/11

Tom and Smiler arrange an interesting blind date and Truly discovers his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. Frank Thornton and Stephen Lewis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:10am
Last of the Summer Wine
All of a Florrie
Season 24 Episode 10/11

Cupid's arrow targets Truly when a woman from his past returns with amorous intentions, so everyone lends a hand in liberating him. Frank Thornton, Peter Sallis and Brian Murphy star in the last episode to feature Thora Hird as Edie Pegden
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:50am
Last of the Summer Wine
Jurassic No Parking
Season 25 Episode 1/11

Barry wins a competition - but when the prize proves more trouble than it is worth, it spells disaster for him and everyone who helps him try to get rid of it. Mike Grady stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Lucky Feller
A Night on the Moors
Season 1 Episode 12/13

Shorty and Kath go on a weekend away to Bournemouth, but get hopelessly lost along the way

Rating: 6
12:05pm
A Sharp Intake of Breath
The Weekend
Season 4 Episode 5/6

Peter is reunited with an old friend from his army days, who invites him and Sheila to come and stay with him at his country retreat

Rating: 1
12:40pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Friends and Enemies
Season 1 Episode 3/6

A look back at how supporting characters including Boycie and Trigger developed over the years. Featuring contributions from cast members and famous fans
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
1:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Watching the Girls Go By
Season 4 Episode 6/8

Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
As One Door Closes
Season 4 Episode 7/8

Del snatches a chance to make a quick profit, leaving gullible Denzil stripped of his redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:00pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Peckham and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 4/6

The settings for the Trotter brothers' adventures, from their regular Peckham haunts to episodes that took them further afield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
4:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Second Husband and the Showgirls
Season 24 Episode 9/11

Tom and Smiler arrange an interesting blind date and Truly discovers his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. Frank Thornton and Stephen Lewis star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:40pm
Last of the Summer Wine
All of a Florrie
Season 24 Episode 10/11

Cupid's arrow targets Truly when a woman from his past returns with amorous intentions, so everyone lends a hand in liberating him. Frank Thornton, Peter Sallis and Brian Murphy star in the last episode to feature Thora Hird as Edie Pegden
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Jurassic No Parking
Season 25 Episode 1/11

Barry wins a competition - but when the prize proves more trouble than it is worth, it spells disaster for him and everyone who helps him try to get rid of it. Mike Grady stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Porridge
Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. However, the old lag turns down his freedom and leaves Fletcher in danger of losing a small fortune. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
6:40pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. Madge is convinced that her house is haunted and is refusing to sleep in her bedroom, but luckily Granville discovers Gastric has a hidden dark side with spiritual powers that could solve the mystery and impress Madge. Meanwhile, Mrs Hussein takes a shine to Leroy and wants to know what they keep behind the counter for special customers
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
7:20pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van - and Gastric is on hand to sell them a suitable vehicle. Mrs Featherstone makes some frightening suggestions to Mr Newbold about taking their relationship further
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
8:00pm
David Jason: My Life on Screen
Season 1 Episode 3/3

The actor remembers the people and places that inspired his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. Last in the series
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.3
9:00pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Family Matters
Season 1 Episode 6/6

How the Trotter family grew over the course of the series, featuring memorable moments with Grandad and Uncle Albert, as well as John Sullivan's other shows. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
10:00pm
Only Fools and Horses
No Greater Love
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:40pm
Porridge
Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. However, the old lag turns down his freedom and leaves Fletcher in danger of losing a small fortune. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
11:20pm
Rock & Chips
The Frog and the Pussycat
Season 1 Episode 3/3

The third of John Sullivan's 1960s-set prequels to Only Fools and Horses. Freddie's arrest threatens his dream of sailing away and beginning a new life with Joan. Meanwhile, Del falls in lust again, and the girl's parents throw an engagement party they will never forget. Starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Kellie Bright and James Buckley. Last in the series

Rating: 7.7
12:40am
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Millennium
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Christmas special from 1999. Linda becomes obsessed with a new idol, and Tom is fed up because his career is in the doldrums. Guest starring Simon Shepherd and Melinda Messenger
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.5
1:25am
Bottom Live: Weapons Grade Y-Fronts Tour
Stage show of the riotous sitcom, made in 2003. Eddie has locked himself away in the toilet and Richie discovers he's been inventing gadgets - only to then find himself joining his chum on an adventure through time and space on-board Eddie's time machine `The Turdis'. Starring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Rating: 7
3:10am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Scotch Mist
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Dr Rick Dagless finds himself on the tartan trail of a mist which kills unwary travellers, accompanied by the sound of phantom bagpipes. He must discover its sinister origins before it claims more victims
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Fri 28 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2
7:20am
The Piglet Files
Now You See It
Season 1 Episode 6/7

A top secret device goes missing, and the bungling spy is teamed up with a brash American agent to recover it

Rating: 6.2
7:45am
The Piglet Files
A Private Member's Bill
Season 1 Episode 7/7

Drummond needs Piglet's help to prevent MI6 being merged with MI5

Rating: 6.2
8:15am
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Rear Window
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Peter is bed-ridden with a sprained ankle, and becomes convinced his new neighbour has murdered his wife. Final episode of the sitcom, starring David Jason

Rating: 1
8:50am
Lucky Feller
Ever Been Had?
Season 1 Episode 10/13

The brothers go on a pub crawl while their mother is at bingo, and Shorty arranges a surprise for Kath

Rating: 6
9:25am
Last of the Summer Wine
The General's Greatest Battle
Season 25 Episode 2/11

Chaos abounds at an annual parade held to celebrate a famous battle. The lifelike effigy of the old General has been spruced up and Nora Batty prepares to sit on a float playing the part of his wife. Norman Wisdom makes a cameo appearance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:05am
Last of the Summer Wine
Spores
Season 25 Episode 3/11

Lionel has a habit of being unpredictable, but when he walks off and abandons his wife while out on a drive in the hills, it is left to Clegg, Truly and Billy to console her. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Roy Hudd guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:45am
Last of the Summer Wine
Happy Birthday Robin Hood
Season 25 Episode 4/11

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:25am
Lucky Feller
The Wedding
Season 1 Episode 13/13

Shorty's dreams are all set to come true - but he remains terrified that everything will go wrong. Final episode of the sitcom, starring David Jason

Rating: 6
12:00pm
A Sharp Intake of Breath
Rear Window
Season 4 Episode 6/6

Peter is bed-ridden with a sprained ankle, and becomes convinced his new neighbour has murdered his wife. Final episode of the sitcom, starring David Jason

Rating: 1
12:35pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Family Matters
Season 1 Episode 6/6

How the Trotter family grew over the course of the series, featuring memorable moments with Grandad and Uncle Albert, as well as John Sullivan's other shows. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
1:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
No Greater Love
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
2:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney Come Home
Season 6 Episode 8/8

Rodney leaves home after a fight with Cassandra, and arranges a date with receptionist Tanya in an effort to make his wife jealous - but Del's interference ensures the plan fails to go as smoothly as it should. Christmas special first shown in 1990, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
3:55pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The General's Greatest Battle
Season 25 Episode 2/11

Chaos abounds at an annual parade held to celebrate a famous battle. The lifelike effigy of the old General has been spruced up and Nora Batty prepares to sit on a float playing the part of his wife. Norman Wisdom makes a cameo appearance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
4:35pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Spores
Season 25 Episode 3/11

Lionel has a habit of being unpredictable, but when he walks off and abandons his wife while out on a drive in the hills, it is left to Clegg, Truly and Billy to console her. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Roy Hudd guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:15pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Happy Birthday Robin Hood
Season 25 Episode 4/11

Billy celebrates his ancestor Robin Hood's birthday by proudly wearing a green suit, and gullible Barry pays tribute in his own way - much to the amusement of everyone else. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, from the pen of Roy Clarke. Keith Clifford and Mike Grady star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
Yuppie Love
Season 6 Episode 1/8

Del-Boy becomes a yuppie, complete with red braces, Filofax and chrome briefcase. Meanwhile, Rodney begins attending a computer course at night school, where he meets Cassandra. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
7:00pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 5/7

Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese which is long past its sell by date. Leroy gets sick of delivering goods by bicycle and demands his father invest in a van - and Gastric is on hand to sell them a suitable vehicle. Mrs Featherstone makes some frightening suggestions to Mr Newbold about taking their relationship further
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
7:40pm
Still Open All Hours
Season 3 Episode 6/7

A mysterious woman comes looking for Eric, and Kath is not convinced by his claims to have no idea who she is. Granville buys a job lot of turnips, and tries to convince his customers of their remarkable medicinal qualities, and a taste of Mr Newbold's home-made wine leaves Mrs Featherstone feeling more determined than ever to find herself a fourth husband

Rating: 3.8
8:20pm
The Story of Only Fools and Horses
Family Matters
Season 1 Episode 6/6

How the Trotter family grew over the course of the series, featuring memorable moments with Grandad and Uncle Albert, as well as John Sullivan's other shows. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.6
9:20pm
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney Come Home
Season 6 Episode 8/8

Rodney leaves home after a fight with Cassandra, and arranges a date with receptionist Tanya in an effort to make his wife jealous - but Del's interference ensures the plan fails to go as smoothly as it should. Christmas special first shown in 1990, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.4
10:55pm
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Alan's guests include Europe's sexiest dance act, the incomparable Hot Pants, and singing sensation Gina Langland, who joins the host for a unique medley of Abba hits. He also introduces the audience to Alan's Big Pocket, and reunites the British women's hurdles relay team from the 1936 Berlin Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
11:35pm
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A special French edition of the spoof chat show `live' from Paris, hosted by the inimitable sports presenter Alan Partridge. His guests include British fashion guru Yvonne Boyd, super-chef Philippe Lambert and Nina Vanier - France's answer to Sue Lawley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
12:15am
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Scotch Mist
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Dr Rick Dagless finds himself on the tartan trail of a mist which kills unwary travellers, accompanied by the sound of phantom bagpipes. He must discover its sinister origins before it claims more victims
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.3
12:50am
House of Fools
The Whip Affair
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Vic prepares for a big date with his ex-girlfriend Mary, but she has to cancel at the last minute so his friends set about concocting an ingenious plan to make sure he isn't left disappointed. Julie's disguise and Beef's magical time-stopping whip ensure the rendezvous goes ahead, but when the truth is finally revealed, Vic's reaction is not what anyone had expected. Comedy guest starring Sally Phillips, with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
1:30am
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Alan's guests include Europe's sexiest dance act, the incomparable Hot Pants, and singing sensation Gina Langland, who joins the host for a unique medley of Abba hits. He also introduces the audience to Alan's Big Pocket, and reunites the British women's hurdles relay team from the 1936 Berlin Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:05am
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Season 1 Episode 4/6

A special French edition of the spoof chat show `live' from Paris, hosted by the inimitable sports presenter Alan Partridge. His guests include British fashion guru Yvonne Boyd, super-chef Philippe Lambert and Nina Vanier - France's answer to Sue Lawley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:40am
Filthy, Rich and Catflap
Lager Frenzy
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Richie is booked to appear on breakfast television but, as usual, his plan for stardom falls flat when he and Eddie are caught up in a national scandal. Anne Diamond guest stars

Rating: 6.4
3:15am
House of Fools
The Whip Affair
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Vic prepares for a big date with his ex-girlfriend Mary, but she has to cancel at the last minute so his friends set about concocting an ingenious plan to make sure he isn't left disappointed. Julie's disguise and Beef's magical time-stopping whip ensure the rendezvous goes ahead, but when the truth is finally revealed, Vic's reaction is not what anyone had expected. Comedy guest starring Sally Phillips, with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. Last in the series
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 6.6
4:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2

Sat 29 Sep

6:00am
Home Shopping
A chance to purchase goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 4.2