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Sun 18 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Only Fools and Horses
The Unlucky Winner Is
Season 6 Episode 4/8

Del enters one of Rodney's old paintings in a competition and is over the moon when he wins a holiday for three at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Soon after, the Trotter brothers and Cassandra arrive at Palma Airport - but Del-Boy reveals there is a slight snag. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:20am
Only Fools and Horses
Sickness and Wealth
Season 6 Episode 5/8

Del's beloved mum apparently makes contact during a seance at the Nag's Head, inspiring him to visit the doctor to seek treatment for stomach cramps. Admitted to hospital for tests, he fears there is something seriously wrong with him - but a bacon sandwich and an alcoholic drink smuggled in by Rodney soon put the smile back on his face. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:35am
Only Fools and Horses
Little Problems
Season 6 Episode 6/8

Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra, but Del has more on his mind than best man duties as the dreaded Driscoll brothers arrive at the Nag's Head baying for his blood over some stolen mobile phones. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
(Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
10:45am
Only Fools and Horses
The Long Legs of the Law
Season 2 Episode 1/8

Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up for five years. Vintage comedy, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, David Jason and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:25am
Only Fools and Horses
Ashes to Ashes
Season 2 Episode 2/8

Del gets the chance to sell off a couple of antique urns - the only problem being that one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Lennard Pearce and Roger Lloyd Pack
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:05pm
Only Fools and Horses
A Losing Streak
Season 2 Episode 3/8

Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make his first million - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who reckon he will end up gambling away all their worldly goods. Comedy with the wheeler-dealing Trotter family, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:45pm
Only Fools and Horses
No Greater Love
Season 2 Episode 4/8

Del-Boy cannot believe his ears when Rodney tells him he has found a girlfriend. The trouble is, the woman is old enough to be his mother - and to make matters worse, her husband is about to be released from prison
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:25pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Yellow Peril
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit, and the results are outstanding in more ways than one. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:05pm
Only Fools and Horses
It Never Rains
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on their holiday abroad - a decision they come to regret. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Lennard Pearce
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:45pm
Murder on the Blackpool Express
Season 1

Feature-length comedy about a crime writer (Griff Rhys Jones) who takes a group of his fans on a coach tour of locations from his books. The bus is soon leaving a string of bodies in its wake, and the passengers are faced with the possibility of a murderer in their midst. With Johnny Vegas, Nigel Havers and Una Stubbs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
4:45pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Unlucky Winner Is
Season 6 Episode 4/8

Del enters one of Rodney's old paintings in a competition and is over the moon when he wins a holiday for three at a five-star hotel in Majorca. Soon after, the Trotter brothers and Cassandra arrive at Palma Airport - but Del-Boy reveals there is a slight snag. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:55pm
Only Fools and Horses
Sickness and Wealth
Season 6 Episode 5/8

Del's beloved mum apparently makes contact during a seance at the Nag's Head, inspiring him to visit the doctor to seek treatment for stomach cramps. Admitted to hospital for tests, he fears there is something seriously wrong with him - but a bacon sandwich and an alcoholic drink smuggled in by Rodney soon put the smile back on his face. Comedy, with David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
7:10pm
Only Fools and Horses
Little Problems
Season 6 Episode 6/8

Rodney ties the knot with Cassandra, but Del has more on his mind than best man duties as the dreaded Driscoll brothers arrive at the Nag's Head baying for his blood over some stolen mobile phones. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong
(Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:20pm
Dad's Army
The Making of Private Pike
Season 9 Episode 2/6

Pike tempts fate by taking his girlfriend Sylvia out to the cinema in Mainwaring's new staff car - which promptly breaks down, leaving them stranded miles from anywhere. Classic comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
All Round to Mrs Brown's
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Mrs Brown's Boys creator, writer and star Brendan O'Carroll dons Agnes's famous cardigan and curlers once again, throwing open the doors of the larger-than-life Irish matriarch's home to host the Saturday night chat show, filmed in front of a studio audience. Joining in the fun this time around are England cricket legend Freddie Flintoff, comedian Jason Manford, former javelin star Fatima Whitbread and double Paralympic gold medallist Jonnie Peacock. Music is provided by electronic group Clean Bandit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
10:20pm
Morecambe & Wise in America
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Eric and Ern are invited back onto The Ed Sullivan Show on the same night as the Beatles, giving them an audience of more than 70 million viewers, and are also offered a three-film deal in Britain that could be their fast track to Hollywood. Featuring performances never seen before by British viewers, and interviews with many of the artists who worked with them, including Diana Rigg, Glenda Jackson and Nicholas Parsons. Presented by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

11:20pm
Bottom
Contest
Season 1 Episode 3/6

Eddie has spent the pair's last £11.80 in savings on a second-hand copy of an adult magazine, forcing the duo to endure an evening of boredom and bickering in front of the TV
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:00am
The Young Ones
Cash
Season 2 Episode 2/6

Drastic measures are called for when the students are broke and Vyvyan claims to be pregnant, so Neil is forced to join the police to support them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
12:50am
How The Young Ones Changed Comedy
Documentary celebrating the legacy of one of the most notorious British sitcoms of all time, The Young Ones. The programme features archive footage with revelations from many of the stars who were involved, including Nigel Planer, Alexei Sayle and John Lloyd, and comedians David Baddiel, Charlie Higson and Clive Anderson discuss how the show influenced their own work and the British comedy scene
(Subtitles)

2:45am
Morecambe & Wise in America
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Eric and Ern are invited back onto The Ed Sullivan Show on the same night as the Beatles, giving them an audience of more than 70 million viewers, and are also offered a three-film deal in Britain that could be their fast track to Hollywood. Featuring performances never seen before by British viewers, and interviews with many of the artists who worked with them, including Diana Rigg, Glenda Jackson and Nicholas Parsons. Presented by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Mon 19 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
My Hero
Shock, Horror!
Season 3 Episode 6/10

An unscrupulous journalist photographs Thermoman in Janet's flat, and at the surgery Mrs Raven can't stay awake because the triplets are suffering from insomnia. Comedy series, starring Ardal O'Hanlon and Emily Joyce
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.4
7:45am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Snooker
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Martin enters the pub snooker tournament, but is put out when he learns Paul is also a contender. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan. First broadcast November 18, 1984

Rating: 5.4
8:20am
Hi-de-Hi!
The Society Entertainer
Season 4 Episode 4/7

Jeffrey decides Radio Maplin needs a new voice and Spike is seduced by a femme fatale. Classic comedy, starring Jeffrey Holland, Simon Cadell and Su Pollard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00am
Porridge
Rough Justice
Season 3 Episode 3/6

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
9:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Springing Smiler
Season 15 Episode 6/10

Foggy, Clegg and an enthusiastic Compo plot to save Smiler from the terrible fate of being Nora Batty's ex-lodger
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Concerto for Solo Bicycle
Season 15 Episode 7/10

Foggy comes up with the crazy idea of safety underwear after he collides with Compo while riding his old bicycle. Meanwhile, Howard tries several futile methods of increasing his height after concluding Pearl is attracted to taller men
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Keeping Up Appearances
The Three-Piece Suite
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Hyacinth is waiting for a new three-piece suite to be delivered and goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure her neighbours see the royal warrant on the delivery van. But, as ever, her family contrives to take the gloss off her moment of glory. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:40am
The Good Life
Going to Pot?
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Tom and Barbara's visits to evening classes become unusually productive, while Margo struggles to master pottery. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:20pm
Porridge
Rough Justice
Season 3 Episode 3/6

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
Hi-de-Hi!
The Society Entertainer
Season 4 Episode 4/7

Jeffrey decides Radio Maplin needs a new voice and Spike is seduced by a femme fatale. Classic comedy, starring Jeffrey Holland, Simon Cadell and Su Pollard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:40pm
Ever Decreasing Circles
Snooker
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Martin enters the pub snooker tournament, but is put out when he learns Paul is also a contender. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan. First broadcast November 18, 1984

Rating: 5.4
2:20pm
Dad's Army
The Making of Private Pike
Season 9 Episode 2/6

Pike tempts fate by taking his girlfriend Sylvia out to the cinema in Mainwaring's new staff car - which promptly breaks down, leaving them stranded miles from anywhere. Classic comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Keeping Up Appearances
The Three-Piece Suite
Season 2 Episode 9/10

Hyacinth is waiting for a new three-piece suite to be delivered and goes to extraordinary lengths to ensure her neighbours see the royal warrant on the delivery van. But, as ever, her family contrives to take the gloss off her moment of glory. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:40pm
The Good Life
Going to Pot?
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Tom and Barbara's visits to evening classes become unusually productive, while Margo struggles to master pottery. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Springing Smiler
Season 15 Episode 6/10

Foggy, Clegg and an enthusiastic Compo plot to save Smiler from the terrible fate of being Nora Batty's ex-lodger
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Concerto for Solo Bicycle
Season 15 Episode 7/10

Foggy comes up with the crazy idea of safety underwear after he collides with Compo while riding his old bicycle. Meanwhile, Howard tries several futile methods of increasing his height after concluding Pearl is attracted to taller men
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Hi-de-Hi!
The Society Entertainer
Season 4 Episode 4/7

Jeffrey decides Radio Maplin needs a new voice and Spike is seduced by a femme fatale. Classic comedy, starring Jeffrey Holland, Simon Cadell and Su Pollard
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:20pm
The Good Life
Going to Pot?
Season 2 Episode 7/7

Tom and Barbara's visits to evening classes become unusually productive, while Margo struggles to master pottery. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
7:00pm
Porridge
Rough Justice
Season 3 Episode 3/6

The inmates are shocked to discover there is a thief in their midst, so Fletcher decides to stage a mock trial to bring the culprit to justice with the help of Slade's resident legal consultant Judge Rawley. Classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Maurice Denham
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
7:35pm
Dad's Army
The Making of Private Pike
Season 9 Episode 2/6

Pike tempts fate by taking his girlfriend Sylvia out to the cinema in Mainwaring's new staff car - which promptly breaks down, leaving them stranded miles from anywhere. Classic comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe and Ian Lavender
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:20pm
Dad's Army
Knights of Madness
Season 9 Episode 3/6

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon plan to stage a re-enactment of the St George and the dragon story as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising campaign, but discover Hodges and his fellow ARP wardens have had the same idea. Vintage comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
The Fast Show
Oh
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Eras Video introduces its latest film releases, Bob Fleming visits a gypsy fair and Competitive Dad plays cricket. Comedy, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
9:40pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Poor
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Edina's ex-husband Marshall threatens to cut off her alimony payments, throwing her into a panic over how she is going to survive without regular deliveries of groceries from Harrods. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:20pm
French and Saunders
Franco e Sandro
Season 5 Episode 3/7

The comedy duo present a parody of Federico Fellini's movies. Featuring Kate Moss and Felicity Kendal

Rating: 4.1
11:00pm
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Mr 'Everything Comes from India' tries his hand at Mastermind, the melodramatic famliy goes for a picnic, Fixer Uncle returns and a Maharaja with a very exotic appetite appears. Asian sketch show, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
11:40pm
Peep Show
Threeism
Season 9 Episode 3/6

As Jeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, Mark deals with his own matters of the heart. A girl he has had a crush on since university is launching her new book, so he seizes the opportunity to see her, telling himself it is endurance, not stalking. He invents a fictitious dinner party to get her into the flat, but things do not look good when she calls to ask if she can bring her husband. In an effort to bolster numbers, Mark gets Jeremy and his friends on board last minute, and by the end of the night the truth about Jez's new romance is revealed to all. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:15am
The Fast Show
Oh
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Eras Video introduces its latest film releases, Bob Fleming visits a gypsy fair and Competitive Dad plays cricket. Comedy, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
12:55am
Absolutely Fabulous
Poor
Season 2 Episode 5/6

Edina's ex-husband Marshall threatens to cut off her alimony payments, throwing her into a panic over how she is going to survive without regular deliveries of groceries from Harrods. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:35am
French and Saunders
Franco e Sandro
Season 5 Episode 3/7

The comedy duo present a parody of Federico Fellini's movies. Featuring Kate Moss and Felicity Kendal

Rating: 4.1
2:25am
Peep Show
Threeism
Season 9 Episode 3/6

As Jeremy's love life takes a surprising turn, Mark deals with his own matters of the heart. A girl he has had a crush on since university is launching her new book, so he seizes the opportunity to see her, telling himself it is endurance, not stalking. He invents a fictitious dinner party to get her into the flat, but things do not look good when she calls to ask if she can bring her husband. In an effort to bolster numbers, Mark gets Jeremy and his friends on board last minute, and by the end of the night the truth about Jez's new romance is revealed to all. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
2:55am
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Mr 'Everything Comes from India' tries his hand at Mastermind, the melodramatic famliy goes for a picnic, Fixer Uncle returns and a Maharaja with a very exotic appetite appears. Asian sketch show, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
3:25am
The Fast Show
Oh
Season 2 Episode 1/7

Eras Video introduces its latest film releases, Bob Fleming visits a gypsy fair and Competitive Dad plays cricket. Comedy, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Tue 20 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Snooker
Season 2 Episode 5/8

Martin enters the pub snooker tournament, but is put out when he learns Paul is also a contender. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan. First broadcast November 18, 1984

Rating: 5.4
7:45am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Boredom
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Rating: 5.4
8:20am
Hi-de-Hi!
Sing You Sinners
Season 4 Episode 5/7

Jeffrey adds another string to his bow by filling in for the local vicar. Campsite comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Jeffrey Holland, Ruth Madoc and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00am
Porridge
Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. However, the old lag turns down his freedom and leaves Fletcher in danger of losing a small fortune. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
9:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
There Are Gypsies at the Bottom of the Garden
Season 15 Episode 8/10

Foggy launches a series of nature tours after coming to believe he has discovered the nesting place of a giant woodpecker. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
Aladdin Gets on Your Wick
Season 15 Episode 9/10

Foggy is inspired by the sight of a sailboarder slicing through water, and tries to create a sailboard big enough for him and his two friends to stand on. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Keeping Up Appearances
A Picnic for Daddy
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Hyacinth decides to take Daddy out for a picnic, but her plans soon backfire. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:40am
The Good Life
The Early Birds
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:20pm
Porridge
Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. However, the old lag turns down his freedom and leaves Fletcher in danger of losing a small fortune. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Sing You Sinners
Season 4 Episode 5/7

Jeffrey adds another string to his bow by filling in for the local vicar. Campsite comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Jeffrey Holland, Ruth Madoc and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:40pm
Ever Decreasing Circles
Boredom
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Rating: 5.4
2:20pm
Dad's Army
Knights of Madness
Season 9 Episode 3/6

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon plan to stage a re-enactment of the St George and the dragon story as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising campaign, but discover Hodges and his fellow ARP wardens have had the same idea. Vintage comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Keeping Up Appearances
A Picnic for Daddy
Season 2 Episode 10/10

Hyacinth decides to take Daddy out for a picnic, but her plans soon backfire. Suburban comedy, starring Patricia Routledge, Clive Swift and Geoffrey Hughes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:40pm
The Good Life
The Early Birds
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
There Are Gypsies at the Bottom of the Garden
Season 15 Episode 8/10

Foggy launches a series of nature tours after coming to believe he has discovered the nesting place of a giant woodpecker. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Aladdin Gets on Your Wick
Season 15 Episode 9/10

Foggy is inspired by the sight of a sailboarder slicing through water, and tries to create a sailboard big enough for him and his two friends to stand on. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Sing You Sinners
Season 4 Episode 5/7

Jeffrey adds another string to his bow by filling in for the local vicar. Campsite comedy, starring Simon Cadell, Jeffrey Holland, Ruth Madoc and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:20pm
The Good Life
The Early Birds
Season 3 Episode 1/7

Barbara and Tom look for new ways to organise their work so that their early morning activities won't disturb Margo and Jerry. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
7:00pm
Porridge
Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4/6

The inmates decide on a wager as the parole board gathers, with Blanco odds-on favourite for release. However, the old lag turns down his freedom and leaves Fletcher in danger of losing a small fortune. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and David Jason
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
7:40pm
Dad's Army
Knights of Madness
Season 9 Episode 3/6

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon plan to stage a re-enactment of the St George and the dragon story as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising campaign, but discover Hodges and his fellow ARP wardens have had the same idea. Vintage comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:20pm
Dad's Army
The Miser's Hoard
Season 9 Episode 4/6

Doctor McCeavedy accidentally discovers that Frazer keeps a hoard of gold sovereigns in his home and Mainwaring tries to persuade the undertaker that his life savings would be better kept in a safer place - namely his bank. Vintage comedy, with Arthur Lowe and John Laurie. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
The Fast Show
Mixa
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring the Neighbours from Hell, a nauseatingly affectionate newlywed couple and a guest appearance by snooker player Steve Davis. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
9:35pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Birth
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Patsy and Edina have a rebirthing experience in the living room after setting the kitchen alight. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanne Lumley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:20pm
French and Saunders
Batman
Season 5 Episode 4/7

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders' spoof of the Batman movies. Guest starring Patsy Kensit and Kate Moss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
11:00pm
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 5/6

The Cambridge years of Indian independence leaders Nehru and Jinnah are explored. Plus, a young woman receives some disturbing sex advice on the eve of her wedding and Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo is back. Asian sketch show, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
11:40pm
Peep Show
Mole-Mapping
Season 9 Episode 4/6

Mark is intent on winning the woman of his dreams, regardless of the fact that she already has a husband, and goes to some extraordinary lengths to do so - including a joint trip to the skin clinic for mole-mapping. On the other hand, Jeremy is determined to get his life on track and not ruin his new relationship. However, trouble seems to follow him around, and when Super Hans asks him to help out a friend, it could spell the end for the El Dude Brothers. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:15am
The Fast Show
Mixa
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring the Neighbours from Hell, a nauseatingly affectionate newlywed couple and a guest appearance by snooker player Steve Davis. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
12:55am
Absolutely Fabulous
Birth
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Patsy and Edina have a rebirthing experience in the living room after setting the kitchen alight. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanne Lumley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:35am
French and Saunders
Batman
Season 5 Episode 4/7

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders' spoof of the Batman movies. Guest starring Patsy Kensit and Kate Moss
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.1
2:20am
Peep Show
Mole-Mapping
Season 9 Episode 4/6

Mark is intent on winning the woman of his dreams, regardless of the fact that she already has a husband, and goes to some extraordinary lengths to do so - including a joint trip to the skin clinic for mole-mapping. On the other hand, Jeremy is determined to get his life on track and not ruin his new relationship. However, trouble seems to follow him around, and when Super Hans asks him to help out a friend, it could spell the end for the El Dude Brothers. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
2:50am
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 5/6

The Cambridge years of Indian independence leaders Nehru and Jinnah are explored. Plus, a young woman receives some disturbing sex advice on the eve of her wedding and Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo is back. Asian sketch show, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
3:20am
The Fast Show
Mixa
Season 2 Episode 2/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring the Neighbours from Hell, a nauseatingly affectionate newlywed couple and a guest appearance by snooker player Steve Davis. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Wed 21 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Boredom
Season 2 Episode 6/8

Martin is horrified when Ann decides she needs to broaden her horizons by getting a job. Comedy, starring Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan

Rating: 5.4
7:45am
Ever Decreasing Circles
The Psychiatrist
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
8:20am
Hi-de-Hi!
Maplin Intercontinental
Season 4 Episode 6/7

The day of the annual Yellowcoat competition dawns - and the stakes are raised when a Caribbean holiday is up for grabs. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00am
Porridge
A Test of Character
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Godber starts work on another O-level course, but wily old cellmate Fletcher can't understand why he doesn't just cheat in the exam. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
9:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Welcome to Earth
Season 15 Episode 10/10

At an ancient stone circle, Foggy, Norman and Compo meet a man waiting for visitors from outer space. Later, after sunset, Howard and Marina try meeting at the same spot. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Glory Hole
Season 16 Episode 2/9

Foggy ropes Compo and Clegg into reconstructing a battle when a pit at a building site brings back memories of his wartime exploits. Comedy, starring Brain Wilde and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Keeping Up Appearances
Early Retirement
Season 3 Episode 1/7

While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband's reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:40am
The Good Life
The Happy Event
Season 3 Episode 2/7

When Perky the pig gives birth to her litter in the middle of the night, Margo and Jerry agree they must try to help the runt survive - but Jerry is stopped for speeding on the way to hospital to obtain vital oxygen. With Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal, Penelope Keith and Paul Eddington
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:20pm
Porridge
A Test of Character
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Godber starts work on another O-level course, but wily old cellmate Fletcher can't understand why he doesn't just cheat in the exam. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Maplin Intercontinental
Season 4 Episode 6/7

The day of the annual Yellowcoat competition dawns - and the stakes are raised when a Caribbean holiday is up for grabs. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:40pm
Ever Decreasing Circles
The Psychiatrist
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
2:20pm
Dad's Army
The Miser's Hoard
Season 9 Episode 4/6

Doctor McCeavedy accidentally discovers that Frazer keeps a hoard of gold sovereigns in his home and Mainwaring tries to persuade the undertaker that his life savings would be better kept in a safer place - namely his bank. Vintage comedy, with Arthur Lowe and John Laurie. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Early Retirement
Season 3 Episode 1/7

While Richard contends with the idea of taking early retirement, Hyacinth telephones the prime minister asking if there is anything on the honours list for him. The hen-pecked husband's reservations about the future intensify when he discovers all the plans his spouse has in store for him. Comedy, starring Clive Swift and Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:40pm
The Good Life
The Happy Event
Season 3 Episode 2/7

When Perky the pig gives birth to her litter in the middle of the night, Margo and Jerry agree they must try to help the runt survive - but Jerry is stopped for speeding on the way to hospital to obtain vital oxygen. With Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal, Penelope Keith and Paul Eddington
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Welcome to Earth
Season 15 Episode 10/10

At an ancient stone circle, Foggy, Norman and Compo meet a man waiting for visitors from outer space. Later, after sunset, Howard and Marina try meeting at the same spot. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde and Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Glory Hole
Season 16 Episode 2/9

Foggy ropes Compo and Clegg into reconstructing a battle when a pit at a building site brings back memories of his wartime exploits. Comedy, starring Brain Wilde and Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Maplin Intercontinental
Season 4 Episode 6/7

The day of the annual Yellowcoat competition dawns - and the stakes are raised when a Caribbean holiday is up for grabs. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:20pm
The Good Life
The Happy Event
Season 3 Episode 2/7

When Perky the pig gives birth to her litter in the middle of the night, Margo and Jerry agree they must try to help the runt survive - but Jerry is stopped for speeding on the way to hospital to obtain vital oxygen. With Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal, Penelope Keith and Paul Eddington
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
7:00pm
Porridge
A Test of Character
Season 3 Episode 5/6

Godber starts work on another O-level course, but wily old cellmate Fletcher can't understand why he doesn't just cheat in the exam. Prison comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
7:40pm
Dad's Army
The Miser's Hoard
Season 9 Episode 4/6

Doctor McCeavedy accidentally discovers that Frazer keeps a hoard of gold sovereigns in his home and Mainwaring tries to persuade the undertaker that his life savings would be better kept in a safer place - namely his bank. Vintage comedy, with Arthur Lowe and John Laurie. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:20pm
Dad's Army
Number Engaged
Season 9 Episode 5/6

Mainwaring and the platoon are put in charge of guarding a stretch of telephone line that is vital to the war effort. During the night, there is an air raid and the men wake the next morning to find an unexploded bomb has caught in the wires. Comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
The Fast Show
Three
Season 2 Episode 3/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring words of wisdom from soccer pundit Ron Manager and Forrest Gump as he has never been seen before. With Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
9:40pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Door Handle
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Edina finally gets round to redesigning her kitchen following the blaze caused by chain-smoking best friend Patsy - and embarks on a whirlwind visit to New York in search of the perfect doorknob. Award-winning comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha and Jane Horrocks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:20pm
French and Saunders
Pulp Fiction
Season 5 Episode 5/7

Skits and sketches, including a spoof of Pulp Fiction. Guest starring Kate Moss and Lulu

Rating: 4.1
10:50pm
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Including a special edition of Asian Gladiators and Britain's number one kabaddi star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
11:25pm
Peep Show
Kid Farm
Season 9 Episode 5/6

When a music track Jeremy and Super Hans wrote in the noughties becomes an unexpected hit in Germany, the pair fight over the rights to it. Although their friendship has broken down, it appears that Jez has unwittingly done something good, and he is left seeking revenge. Meanwhile, Mark has a play date with his son in a soft play centre, but things do not go to plan when his disastrous love life gets even more complicated and Ian gets lost in the giant 'kid farm'. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:00am
The Fast Show
Three
Season 2 Episode 3/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring words of wisdom from soccer pundit Ron Manager and Forrest Gump as he has never been seen before. With Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
12:35am
Absolutely Fabulous
Door Handle
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Edina finally gets round to redesigning her kitchen following the blaze caused by chain-smoking best friend Patsy - and embarks on a whirlwind visit to New York in search of the perfect doorknob. Award-winning comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha and Jane Horrocks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:15am
French and Saunders
Pulp Fiction
Season 5 Episode 5/7

Skits and sketches, including a spoof of Pulp Fiction. Guest starring Kate Moss and Lulu

Rating: 4.1
1:45am
Peep Show
Kid Farm
Season 9 Episode 5/6

When a music track Jeremy and Super Hans wrote in the noughties becomes an unexpected hit in Germany, the pair fight over the rights to it. Although their friendship has broken down, it appears that Jez has unwittingly done something good, and he is left seeking revenge. Meanwhile, Mark has a play date with his son in a soft play centre, but things do not go to plan when his disastrous love life gets even more complicated and Ian gets lost in the giant 'kid farm'. Starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
2:25am
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 2 Episode 6/6

Including a special edition of Asian Gladiators and Britain's number one kabaddi star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
2:55am
The Fast Show
Three
Season 2 Episode 3/7

Rapid-fire comedy sketch show, featuring words of wisdom from soccer pundit Ron Manager and Forrest Gump as he has never been seen before. With Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
3:25am
The Rebel
Charity
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Henry is worried that Charles may have gone missing and finds a man wearing his friend's hat who says he bought it in a new charity shop in a converted church. Comedy, starring Simon Callow, Bill Paterson and Anita Dobson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Thu 22 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Ever Decreasing Circles
The Psychiatrist
Season 2 Episode 7/8

Martin attends a party being thrown by Paul and seems to find a rapport with another of the guests. However, he is unaware the man is a psychiatrist. Comedy, with Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
7:45am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Manure
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
8:20am
Hi-de-Hi!
All Change
Season 4 Episode 7/7

Joe Maplin demotes Gladys and replaces her with a new supervisor, who requires her own chalet - throwing the accommodation situation into chaos. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Ruth Madoc
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00am
Porridge
Final Stretch
Season 3 Episode 6/6

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
9:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Adopted by a Stray
Season 16 Episode 3/9

Compo, Clegg and Foggy are pleased when a stranger gives them an old van, but little do they realise what is inside it. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Defeat of the Stoneworm
Season 16 Episode 4/9

Howard starts a panic in the neighbourhood when he discovers an outbreak of a lesser-known household pest. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, with Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Keeping Up Appearances
Iron Age Remains
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Hyacinth forces Richard to participate in a trip to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when Daisy and Onslow report that Rose is behaving in an outrageous fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:40am
The Good Life
A Tug of the Forelock
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Tom converts the rotary cultivator into a means of transport, while the Leadbetters offer the self-sufficient couple a way of earning money. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:20pm
Porridge
Final Stretch
Season 3 Episode 6/6

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
Hi-de-Hi!
All Change
Season 4 Episode 7/7

Joe Maplin demotes Gladys and replaces her with a new supervisor, who requires her own chalet - throwing the accommodation situation into chaos. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Ruth Madoc
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:40pm
Ever Decreasing Circles
Manure
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
2:20pm
Dad's Army
Number Engaged
Season 9 Episode 5/6

Mainwaring and the platoon are put in charge of guarding a stretch of telephone line that is vital to the war effort. During the night, there is an air raid and the men wake the next morning to find an unexploded bomb has caught in the wires. Comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Iron Age Remains
Season 3 Episode 2/7

Hyacinth forces Richard to participate in a trip to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when Daisy and Onslow report that Rose is behaving in an outrageous fashion. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:40pm
The Good Life
A Tug of the Forelock
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Tom converts the rotary cultivator into a means of transport, while the Leadbetters offer the self-sufficient couple a way of earning money. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Adopted by a Stray
Season 16 Episode 3/9

Compo, Clegg and Foggy are pleased when a stranger gives them an old van, but little do they realise what is inside it. Long-running comedy, starring Peter Sallis
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Defeat of the Stoneworm
Season 16 Episode 4/9

Howard starts a panic in the neighbourhood when he discovers an outbreak of a lesser-known household pest. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, with Robert Fyfe
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Hi-de-Hi!
All Change
Season 4 Episode 7/7

Joe Maplin demotes Gladys and replaces her with a new supervisor, who requires her own chalet - throwing the accommodation situation into chaos. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell and Ruth Madoc
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:20pm
The Good Life
A Tug of the Forelock
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Tom converts the rotary cultivator into a means of transport, while the Leadbetters offer the self-sufficient couple a way of earning money. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
7:00pm
Porridge
Final Stretch
Season 3 Episode 6/6

Fletch tries to ensure that Godber has not blown his chances of early release after he gets into a fight a week before his parole board hearing. Final episode of the classic comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.8
7:40pm
Dad's Army
Number Engaged
Season 9 Episode 5/6

Mainwaring and the platoon are put in charge of guarding a stretch of telephone line that is vital to the war effort. During the night, there is an air raid and the men wake the next morning to find an unexploded bomb has caught in the wires. Comedy first shown in 1977, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:20pm
Dad's Army
Never Too Old
Season 9 Episode 6/6

Lance Corporal Jones finally takes the plunge as he decides to make an honest woman of Mrs Fox. Last-ever episode of the wartime comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, Clive Dunn, John Laurie and Ian Lavender. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
The Fast Show
Quart
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Rapid-fire comedy show, in which the Alcoholic Family has breakfast and Bob Fleming goes badger watching. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
9:40pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Happy New Year
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Patsy's sister, who has a reputation for wild living, arrives in time to throw the glamorous socialite's New Year party plans into disarray. Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley star, with guest Kate O'Mara
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:20pm
French and Saunders
The Quick and the Dead
Season 5 Episode 6/7

Skits and sketches from comedy duo Dawn and Jennifer, featuring a spoof of Western The Quick and the Dead. Guest starring Lenny Henry

Rating: 4.1
11:00pm
Goodness Gracious Me
Goodness Gracious Me: Christmas Special
The Coopers sit down to their Christmas dinner and the people of Hounslow stage their very own cosmopolitan nativity play. Asian comedy sketch show, starring Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir with Fiona Allen and Dave Lamb

Rating: 6.3
11:55pm
Peep Show
Are We Going to Be Alright?
Season 9 Episode 6/6

Jeremy is turning 40 and, as he struggles with the pace of his blossoming romance, he finds that three-day drug binges are not as easy as they were when he was in his 20s. He takes extreme measures in order to keep up, but Mark is determined to make him realise his age. Meanwhile, Mark's job and love life hang in the balance, so he makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. Jez and Super Hans try to help, but they only end up adding to his problems, and the El Dude Brothers bow out on a high. Conclusion of the comedy's final series, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:30am
The Fast Show
Quart
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Rapid-fire comedy show, in which the Alcoholic Family has breakfast and Bob Fleming goes badger watching. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.7
1:10am
Absolutely Fabulous
Happy New Year
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Patsy's sister, who has a reputation for wild living, arrives in time to throw the glamorous socialite's New Year party plans into disarray. Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley star, with guest Kate O'Mara
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:50am
French and Saunders
The Quick and the Dead
Season 5 Episode 6/7

Skits and sketches from comedy duo Dawn and Jennifer, featuring a spoof of Western The Quick and the Dead. Guest starring Lenny Henry

Rating: 4.1
2:25am
Peep Show
Are We Going to Be Alright?
Season 9 Episode 6/6

Jeremy is turning 40 and, as he struggles with the pace of his blossoming romance, he finds that three-day drug binges are not as easy as they were when he was in his 20s. He takes extreme measures in order to keep up, but Mark is determined to make him realise his age. Meanwhile, Mark's job and love life hang in the balance, so he makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. Jez and Super Hans try to help, but they only end up adding to his problems, and the El Dude Brothers bow out on a high. Conclusion of the comedy's final series, starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
3:05am
Goodness Gracious Me
Goodness Gracious Me: Christmas Special
The Coopers sit down to their Christmas dinner and the people of Hounslow stage their very own cosmopolitan nativity play. Asian comedy sketch show, starring Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir with Fiona Allen and Dave Lamb

Rating: 6.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Fri 23 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Ever Decreasing Circles
Manure
Season 3 Episode 1/6

Martin oversees a delivery of manure for Paul, but ends up with it on his own driveway by mistake. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
7:45am
Ever Decreasing Circles
One-Night Stand
Season 3 Episode 2/6

While abroad on a business trip, Rex plays a joke on Martin placing him in a compromising position as he awakens and making him fear he has been unfaithful to Anne. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

Rating: 5.4
8:20am
Hi-de-Hi!
Concessions
Season 5 Episode 1/7

Barry and Yvonne tread the light fantastic, and Spike has a humorous conversation with Pinocchio, while Ted attempts to foil Joe Maplin's expansion plans. Comedy, starring Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
9:00am
Porridge
The Cake
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Prison-based comedy from veteran writers Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, who also penned Ronnie Barker's highly successful series of the same name aired in the mid-1970s. Kevin Bishop stars as Nigel ‘Fletch' Fletcher, grandson of original offender Norman Stanley, serving time for cybercrimes. In this instalment, prison bad boy Dougie Parfitt expects a favour, and the arrival of a new prison officer on the block spells double trouble for Fletch and his fellow inmates. With Dave Hill, Mark Bonnar and Harry Peacock
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
9:40am
Last of the Summer Wine
Once in a Moonlit Junkyard
Season 16 Episode 5/9

Compo spots a sinister looking motorcyclist, and after recovering from the fright eventually concludes it could be one of his old girlfriends. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:20am
Last of the Summer Wine
The Space Ace
Season 16 Episode 6/9

Alcohol threatens to prevent Yorkshire's first trainee astronaut from doing his job, so Foggy prepares to step into his boots. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Keeping Up Appearances
Violet's Country Cottage
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
11:40am
The Good Life
I Talk to the Trees
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Tom and Barbara talk to their plants to see whether it will make them grow quicker, and Margo decides to run for president of the local music society. Vintage comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
12:20pm
Porridge
The Cake
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Prison-based comedy from veteran writers Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, who also penned Ronnie Barker's highly successful series of the same name aired in the mid-1970s. Kevin Bishop stars as Nigel ‘Fletch' Fletcher, grandson of original offender Norman Stanley, serving time for cybercrimes. In this instalment, prison bad boy Dougie Parfitt expects a favour, and the arrival of a new prison officer on the block spells double trouble for Fletch and his fellow inmates. With Dave Hill, Mark Bonnar and Harry Peacock
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
1:00pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Concessions
Season 5 Episode 1/7

Barry and Yvonne tread the light fantastic, and Spike has a humorous conversation with Pinocchio, while Ted attempts to foil Joe Maplin's expansion plans. Comedy, starring Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
1:40pm
Dad's Army
The Man and the Hour
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First-ever episode of the classic comedy about the Home Guard, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier. Bank manager George Mainwaring responds to the call to set up a Local Defence Volunteers platoon in the town of Walmington-on-Sea on the south coast of England, assembling a motley crew of locals to protect Britain from Nazi invasion. First shown in 1968
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
2:20pm
Dad's Army
Never Too Old
Season 9 Episode 6/6

Lance Corporal Jones finally takes the plunge as he decides to make an honest woman of Mrs Fox. Last-ever episode of the wartime comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, Clive Dunn, John Laurie and Ian Lavender. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
3:00pm
Keeping Up Appearances
Violet's Country Cottage
Season 3 Episode 3/7

Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
3:40pm
The Good Life
I Talk to the Trees
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Tom and Barbara talk to their plants to see whether it will make them grow quicker, and Margo decides to run for president of the local music society. Vintage comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
4:20pm
Last of the Summer Wine
Once in a Moonlit Junkyard
Season 16 Episode 5/9

Compo spots a sinister looking motorcyclist, and after recovering from the fright eventually concludes it could be one of his old girlfriends. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Last of the Summer Wine
The Space Ace
Season 16 Episode 6/9

Alcohol threatens to prevent Yorkshire's first trainee astronaut from doing his job, so Foggy prepares to step into his boots. Brian Wilde stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
5:40pm
Hi-de-Hi!
Concessions
Season 5 Episode 1/7

Barry and Yvonne tread the light fantastic, and Spike has a humorous conversation with Pinocchio, while Ted attempts to foil Joe Maplin's expansion plans. Comedy, starring Paul Shane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:20pm
The Good Life
I Talk to the Trees
Season 3 Episode 4/7

Tom and Barbara talk to their plants to see whether it will make them grow quicker, and Margo decides to run for president of the local music society. Vintage comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 5.8
7:00pm
Porridge
The Cake
Season 1 Episode 2/6

Prison-based comedy from veteran writers Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, who also penned Ronnie Barker's highly successful series of the same name aired in the mid-1970s. Kevin Bishop stars as Nigel ‘Fletch' Fletcher, grandson of original offender Norman Stanley, serving time for cybercrimes. In this instalment, prison bad boy Dougie Parfitt expects a favour, and the arrival of a new prison officer on the block spells double trouble for Fletch and his fellow inmates. With Dave Hill, Mark Bonnar and Harry Peacock
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.8
7:40pm
Dad's Army
Never Too Old
Season 9 Episode 6/6

Lance Corporal Jones finally takes the plunge as he decides to make an honest woman of Mrs Fox. Last-ever episode of the wartime comedy, starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, Clive Dunn, John Laurie and Ian Lavender. First shown in 1977
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
8:20pm
Dad's Army
The Man and the Hour
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First-ever episode of the classic comedy about the Home Guard, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier. Bank manager George Mainwaring responds to the call to set up a Local Defence Volunteers platoon in the town of Walmington-on-Sea on the south coast of England, assembling a motley crew of locals to protect Britain from Nazi invasion. First shown in 1968
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
9:00pm
The Fast Show
Cinc-Cinci-Cinquenta-Cinquanta-Chanco-Chancachanca-Cinquento-Pentos
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:40pm
Absolutely Fabulous
Sex
Season 3 Episode 3/6

Edina decides her bedroom is not big enough, and with Patsy eager for them to throw an orgy, it now seems like the ideal time to make a few changes - much to the disapproval of strait-laced daughter Saffy. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:20pm
French and Saunders
Dr Quimn, Mad Woman
Season 5 Episode 7/7

Skits and sketches, including a spoof of Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Kate Moss guest stars

Rating: 4.1
11:00pm
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Sketches include a visit to Asian Childrens' BBC, a rendition of Hey Big Spinster and an embarrassed family struggle to cope with sex on TV
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
11:40pm
Peep Show
Warring Factions
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First-ever episode of the comedy starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell as misfits who have an unhealthy dependence on each other. Mark sets himself the task of sleeping with his next door neighbour Toni, basing his seduction technique on the Battle of Stalingrad and plotting to humiliate his flatmate Jeremy in the process
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
12:15am
The Fast Show
Cinc-Cinci-Cinquenta-Cinquanta-Chanco-Chancachanca-Cinquento-Pentos
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
12:55am
Absolutely Fabulous
Sex
Season 3 Episode 3/6

Edina decides her bedroom is not big enough, and with Patsy eager for them to throw an orgy, it now seems like the ideal time to make a few changes - much to the disapproval of strait-laced daughter Saffy. Comedy, starring Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley and Julia Sawalha
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
1:35am
French and Saunders
Dr Quimn, Mad Woman
Season 5 Episode 7/7

Skits and sketches, including a spoof of Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Kate Moss guest stars

Rating: 4.1
2:25am
Peep Show
Warring Factions
Season 1 Episode 1/6

First-ever episode of the comedy starring Robert Webb and David Mitchell as misfits who have an unhealthy dependence on each other. Mark sets himself the task of sleeping with his next door neighbour Toni, basing his seduction technique on the Battle of Stalingrad and plotting to humiliate his flatmate Jeremy in the process
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
2:50am
Goodness Gracious Me
Season 3 Episode 2/6

Sketches include a visit to Asian Childrens' BBC, a rendition of Hey Big Spinster and an embarrassed family struggle to cope with sex on TV
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
3:20am
The Fast Show
Cinc-Cinci-Cinquenta-Cinquanta-Chanco-Chancachanca-Cinquento-Pentos
Season 2 Episode 5/7

The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9

Sat 24 Apr

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9
7:15am
Miranda
A Brief Encounter
Season 3 Episode 6/6

A fed up Miranda makes a huge decision - she packs her bags to go travelling and this time it's for good. Stevie is devastated, while Penny is too wrapped up in renewing her wedding vows to notice. It seems only Gary can stop her going - but how does he really feel? Miranda Hart, Patricia Hodge, Tom Ellis and Sarah Hadland star in the hit comedy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7
7:45am
Morecambe & Wise in America
Season 1 Episode 2/3

Eric and Ern are invited back onto The Ed Sullivan Show on the same night as the Beatles, giving them an audience of more than 70 million viewers, and are also offered a three-film deal in Britain that could be their fast track to Hollywood. Featuring performances never seen before by British viewers, and interviews with many of the artists who worked with them, including Diana Rigg, Glenda Jackson and Nicholas Parsons. Presented by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

8:45am
Only Fools and Horses
The Sky's the Limit
Season 7 Episode 1/6

Del seizes a rare opportunity to make a quick profit and bring Trotters Independent Traders into the hi-tech world of satellite communications. Meanwhile, Rodney plunges to the depths of despair as his marriage continues to deteriorate. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
9:55am
Only Fools and Horses
The Chance of a Lunchtime
Season 7 Episode 2/6

An audition gives Raquel the chance of a lifetime - and perhaps more importantly, an excuse to get out of Nelson Mandela House. Del-Boy is as excited as she is about the prospect, but only because he sees himself as the man behind her rapid rise to stardom. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Only Fools and Horses
Stage Fright
Season 7 Episode 3/6

Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer at a local club. Teaming him up with Raquel, he wastes no time in booking the duo at a birthday party for the elderly mother of a local hoodlum - but it soon becomes clear his new signing is not everything he is cracked up to be. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones, with a guest appearance by Philip Pope
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
12:05pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Class of '62
Season 7 Episode 4/6

Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag's Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater (Jim Broadbent), who has recently been released from prison and claims to have turned over a new leaf. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
1:10pm
Only Fools and Horses
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
Season 7 Episode 5/6

Uncle Albert falls victim to muggers, so Del-Boy resolves to take the law into his own hands, while Rodney becomes a director in Trotters Independent Traders - and his first job is to give the car a good clean. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Buster Merryfield
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
2:15pm
Only Fools and Horses
Three Men, a Woman and a Baby
Season 7 Episode 6/6

Rodney and Albert begin to worry the flat will get overcrowded as the birth of Del-Boy Jr approaches, while Del feels well prepared for fatherhood thanks to a stint at antenatal classes with Raquel. Starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
3:25pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Sky's the Limit
Season 7 Episode 1/6

Del seizes a rare opportunity to make a quick profit and bring Trotters Independent Traders into the hi-tech world of satellite communications. Meanwhile, Rodney plunges to the depths of despair as his marriage continues to deteriorate. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
4:35pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Chance of a Lunchtime
Season 7 Episode 2/6

An audition gives Raquel the chance of a lifetime - and perhaps more importantly, an excuse to get out of Nelson Mandela House. Del-Boy is as excited as she is about the prospect, but only because he sees himself as the man behind her rapid rise to stardom. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
5:40pm
Only Fools and Horses
Stage Fright
Season 7 Episode 3/6

Del becomes a showbiz entrepreneur after discovering a sensational Tom Jones-style singer at a local club. Teaming him up with Raquel, he wastes no time in booking the duo at a birthday party for the elderly mother of a local hoodlum - but it soon becomes clear his new signing is not everything he is cracked up to be. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones, with a guest appearance by Philip Pope
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
6:50pm
Only Fools and Horses
The Class of '62
Season 7 Episode 4/6

Del is invited to a school reunion at the Nag's Head organised by old adversary Roy Slater (Jim Broadbent), who has recently been released from prison and claims to have turned over a new leaf. Comedy, starring David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Tessa Peake-Jones
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.5
8:00pm
Death on the Tyne
Comedy mystery following on from Murder on the Blackpool Express, focusing this time on an eventful and bloody overnight ferry trip from Newcastle to Amsterdam. During the turbulent journey, the passengers and crew begin to get bumped off one by one in grizzly circumstances, and everyone seems to have a motive for murder. Johnny Vegas, Sian Gibson, Sheila Reid, Sue Johnston, Georgie Glen, James Fleet, Felicity Montagu and Doon Mackichan are among the all-star cast
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.5
10:00pm
All Round to Mrs Brown's
Season 2 Episode 3/6

Mrs Brown's Boys creator, writer and star Brendan O'Carroll dons Agnes's famous cardigan and curlers once again, throwing open the doors of the larger-than-life Irish matriarch's home to host the Saturday night chat show, filmed in front of a live studio audience. Joining in the fun this time around are musical duo Sting & Shaggy, This Morning's resident chef and star of Celebrity Juice Gino D'Acampo, Loose Women presenter Christine Lampard, and Dragons' Den stalwarts Peter Jones and Deborah Meaden
(Subtitles)

Rating: 2.6
11:20pm
Mrs Brown's Boys
Mammy Swings!
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The Browns are excited as preparations for Rory and Dino's big day are in full swing - although Agnes's mood is dampened when she meets flamboyant celebrity wedding planner La La Doggy. The foul-mouthed matriarch also clashes with Father Damien when he raises religious concerns about the ceremony - and to top it all off, she gets more than she bargained for when she invites Cathy's boyfriend's parents over for the evening. Hit comedy, starring Brendan O'Carroll, with Jennifer Gibney, Rory Cowan and Conor Moloney
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.6
12:00am
Live at the Apollo
Frankie Boyle, Simon Evans, Aisling Bea
Season 10 Episode 3/6

Outspoken funnyman Frankie Boyle hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, treating the audience to his own brand of humour before handing over to the acerbic Simon Evans and actress/stand-up Aisling Bea
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
1:00am
Bottom
's Up
Season 1 Episode 5/6

Eddie and Richie agree to mind their landlord's shop - and end up irritating the locals so much they find themselves facing a gang of looters. John Wells guest stars, alongside Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson as the puerile flatmates
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8.7
1:40am
Bottom
Accident
Season 1 Episode 6/6

Richie prepares for his birthday celebration - but suffers an accident while putting up the decorations and breaks his leg. Only Eddie's mates Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog show up at the party and it dawns on Richie that he has no real friends. Anarchic comedy, starring Rik Mayell and Adrian Edmondson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
2:30am
The Young Ones
Nasty
Season 2 Episode 3/6

The lads borrow a video recorder so they can watch some video nasties, only to end up being terrorised by a vampire driving instructor. Ben Elton's anarchic comedy, starring Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Nigel Planer and Christopher Ryan, and guest starring Terry Jones, Dawn French and punk band the Damned
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
3:10am
The Young Ones
Time
Season 2 Episode 4/6

Rick cannot believe his luck when he wakes up to find a girl sleeping alongside him in bed, and becomes convinced he must have lost his virginity the previous night. Anarchic comedy, guest starring Jennifer Saunders and Robbie Coltrane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.3
4:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

Rating: 2.9