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The Blues Brothers
Two criminal brothers discover the orphanage where they were raised faces closure unless the nuns who run it can pay their tax bill, so the pair embark on an urgent mission to revive their old blues band to raise the money needed. Comedy, starring John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, Carrie Fisher, John Candy and John Lee Hooker |
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| Next On ITV4 12:00am Sat 26 May |
| Next On ITV4 1:10am Sat 26 May |
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House
A troubled Vietnam veteran-turned-novelist heads for his late aunt's house, where he hopes to exorcise his demons by writing a book about his war experiences - only to meet with opposition of a monstrous kind. Horror comedy, starring William Katt, George Wendt and Richard Moll |
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| Next On Horror Channel 12:45am Wed 30 May |
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Oliver!
Oscar-winning musical version of the stage play based on Charles Dickens' classic tale about a lonely workhouse orphan who ends up on the cold streets of London, where he falls under the wing of petty crook Fagin and his gang of young backstreet thieves. Featuring the iconic songs Food, Glorious Food, Consider Yourself, As Long as He Needs Me and You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two. Starring Ron Moody, Mark Lester, Oliver Reed, Jack Wild, Harry Secombe, Shani Wallis and Leonard Rossiter |
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| Next On 5STAR 12:10pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On 5STAR 11:05am Mon 28 May |
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A shy man struggling to cope with a recent break-up is horrified to learn his impulsive former girlfriend has had all recollection of their relationship erased from her mind. He gets even by having the same treatment, but during the procedure he relives their time together and falls for her again, leaving him determined to keep his memories. Michel Gondry's surreal romantic drama, with Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson and Elijah Wood |
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| Next On AMC 11:10pm Thu 24 May |
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The Equalizer
A retired secret agent applies his talents to the task of helping victims of injustice. When he witnesses a prostitute being beaten up by a pimp, he kills the man, an act that draws him into a battle to the death with a Russian crime syndicate. Action thriller based on the 1980s TV series, starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz |
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| Next On 5STAR 9:00pm Fri 25 May |
| Next On 5STAR 10:10pm Fri 25 May |
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Sex Tape
A married couple decide to put some passion back into their dull marriage by filming themselves having sex. However, a technological mix-up results in the footage being uploaded to various gadgets, and they race against time to recover all the copies before it ends up in the public eye. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel |
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| Next On Comedy Central 11:15pm Mon 28 May |
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Rising Damp
Seedy landlord Rigsby takes in a seemingly respectable new lodger who jeopardises his efforts to romance tenant Miss Jones - but the new arrival may not be all he appears. Meanwhile, the addition of a rugby playing art student to the house sparks a fitness craze that leads Rigsby to enter a boxing match. Comedy based on the 1970s sitcom, starring Leonard Rossiter, Frances de la Tour and Don Warrington |
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| Next On ITV3 8:50am Sat 26 May |
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The Enforcer
Maverick cop `Dirty' Harry Callahan is unwillingly teamed up with a female partner as he takes on terrorists who have stolen a shipment of weapons and explosives and plan to hold the city of San Francisco to ransom. Crime thriller sequel, starring Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly, Harry Guardino, Bradford Dillman and John Mitchum |
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| Next On ITV4 11:00pm Tue 29 May |
| Next On ITV4 12:05am Wed 30 May |
| Next On ITV4 9:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On ITV4 10:05pm Sun 27 May |
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The Long Memory
A man is released from prison after serving a 12-year sentence for a crime he did not commit, and immediately sets about tracking down three witnesses who lied in court, bringing about his conviction. However, while seeking revenge, he discovers the case is more complicated than expected. Thriller, starring John Mills, Elizabeth Sellars, John McCallum and Geoffrey Keen |
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| Next On London Live 1:00pm Fri 25 May |
| Next On London Live 1:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On London Live 2:35pm Tue 29 May |
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10
Apocalypto
A Mayan tribesman is captured by enemy warriors and taken to their city to be offered as a human sacrifice. However, he makes a desperate escape and plunges into the jungle in a fraught bid to free his pregnant wife and children from an underground cave. Meanwhile, his captors pursue him and there are omens of impending doom all around. Mel Gibson's historical adventure, with Rudy Youngblood and Dalia Hernandez. In Yucatec Maya |
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| Next On Channel 4 1:00am Sat 26 May |
| Next On Channel 4 + 1 2:00am Sat 26 May |
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Silent Running
A scientist, with the help of his three robot assistants, tends a huge garden aboard a space station, created to replenish an Earth ravaged by nuclear warfare. But his superiors' decision to abandon the project prompts him to embark on a desperate course of action. Ecological sci-fi drama, starring Bruce Dern, with Cliff Potts and Ron Rifkin |
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| Next On Film4 11:00am Wed 23 May |
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All Creatures Great and Small
A new apprentice to an eccentric vet in the Yorkshire Dales quickly discovers life in the country is not as idyllic as he thought. However, as he finds his feet, the newcomer begins to romance the daughter of a local farmer. Drama based on the series of books by James Herriot, starring Simon Ward, Anthony Hopkins, Lisa Harrow, Freddie Jones and TP McKenna |
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| Next On BBC2 London 12:45pm Tue 29 May |
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Bruce Almighty
God tires of a down-on-his-luck reporter's constant complaining, so passes on His powers to give him a taste of ultimate responsibility. The newsman falls in love with his extraordinary abilities - but a never-ending stream of incoming prayers and his ambitious attempt to please everyone soon prove there is more to the job than meets the eye. Comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman. Edited for language and sexual content |
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| Next On 5STAR 8:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On 5STAR 9:10pm Sun 27 May |
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14
Oh, Mr Porter!
An accident-prone railway employee is made stationmaster for an antiquated station in a sleepy Irish town. He is determined to make a success of his new posting, but ends up an unwitting accomplice in a gun smuggling scheme. Comedy, starring Will Hay, Moore Marriott, Graham Moffatt, Sebastian Smith and Agnes Lauchlan |
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| Next On London Live 2:45pm Sun 27 May |
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15
Hot Shots! Part Deux
A misunderstood soldier who has retired to a Buddhist monastery is drawn back into action for a special mission. A succession of failed rescue attempts has left countless American servicemen held hostage in the Middle East, and it falls to him to set them free. Spoof action movie sequel, starring Charlie Sheen, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges and Rowan Atkinson |
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| Next On Comedy Central 9:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On Comedy Central 9:00pm Thu 24 May |
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Hero
A down-at-heel petty crook single-handedly rescues the survivors of a plane crash and then disappears, leaving a drifter to take all the credit and become a media star in the process. However, the phoney saviour starts to have a crisis of conscience, while the real hero is left languishing in jail. Comedy drama, starring Dustin Hoffman, Andy Garcia, Geena Davis, Joan Cusack and Kevin J O'Connor |
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| Next On AMC 2:50am Mon 28 May |
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The Goonies
Seven youngsters discover an old map and set out on the adventure of a lifetime to save their homes from a land developer by finding a legendary pirate's hidden treasure. However, they first have to navigate a series of booby-trapped underground caverns and outwit a family of crooks also after the loot. Children's adventure, starring Sean Astin, Corey Feldman, Josh Brolin and Martha Plimpton |
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| Next On Universal TV 3:00pm Sun 27 May |
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The Fifth Element
In the 23rd century, the world faces destruction from a seemingly unstoppable force of pure evil. Meanwhile, a New York cab driver encounters a mysterious woman destined to save the Earth from its fate, and has to protect her from a scheming arms dealer and a horde of alien mercenaries. Luc Besson's sci-fi adventure, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich and Gary Oldman |
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| Next On 5STAR 3:40pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On 5STAR 2:35pm Sat 26 May |
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
An ordinary man seeks solace from his mundane life by drifting into daydreams where he is a heroic figure. When he and a friend are faced with unemployment, he is propelled into a globetrotting adventure in real life. Comedy drama based on James Thurber's short story, directed by and starring Ben Stiller. With Kristen Wiig, Adam Scott and Shirley MacLaine |
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| Next On Film4 6:45pm Mon 28 May |
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Operation Petticoat
A Second World War submarine captain tries to restore his crippled vessel to its former glory, but is thwarted by his first officer, who has invited a party of nurses, children and an expectant mother on board. Mayhem ensues as the skipper struggles to rein in the female influence on ship protocol. Comedy, starring Cary Grant, Tony Curtis and Joan O'Brien |
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| Next On Film4 1:25pm Tue 29 May |
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21
Les Miserables
A reformed criminal tries to lead a respectable life devoted to the care of his daughter, but it is only a matter of time before his lawless past catches up with him. Period drama, starring Liam Neeson, Geoffrey Rush, Uma Thurman and Claire Danes |
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| Next On AMC 12:00pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On AMC 4:30pm Fri 25 May |
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Princess Mononoke
A young man develops a strange infection after an encounter with a demonic creature. As he sets out in search of a cure, he ends up trying to avert a war between the humans of a mining community and the spirits of the natural world, including a mysterious girl who was raised by wolves. Hayao Miyazaki's animated fantasy adventure, with the voices of Yoji Matsuda and Yuriko Ishida. In Japanese |
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| Next On Film4 1:15am Sun 27 May |
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Payback
A small-time crook is betrayed and left for dead by his wife and partner in crime. A year later, he returns seeking his share of their ill-gotten gains - but his former friend has gone up in the underworld and getting his due means taking on a powerful crime syndicate. Remake of 1967 thriller Point Blank, starring Mel Gibson, Kris Kristofferson, Gregg Henry, Maria Bello, James Coburn and Lucy Liu |
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| Next On ITV4 10:00pm Wed 23 May |
| Next On ITV4 11:05pm Wed 23 May |
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24
The Vow
A newlywed couple are involved in a car accident, and the wife wakes up with no memory of her husband. While he tries to get her to fall in love with him all over again, she is reunited with her estranged parents, who never approved of the marriage and see her condition as a chance to make a fresh start. Romantic drama, with Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Jessica Lange and Sam Neill |
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| Next On 5STAR 11:00pm Wed 23 May |
| Next On 5STAR 12:10am Thu 24 May |
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25
The Guns of Navarone
An elite group of Allied soldiers is dispatched to sabotage vital German artillery emplacements, despite the seemingly insurmountable odds and the suspicion there is a traitor in their midst. Oscar-winning Second World War adventure, based on Alistair MacLean's novel, starring Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, Stanley Baker, Anthony Quayle and Irene Papas |
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| Next On 5Spike 3:45pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On 5Spike 4:50pm Sat 26 May |
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Columbo: Prescription Murder
A psychiatrist having an affair with a patient murders his wife with his lover's help. However, while he establishes the perfect alibi he soon finds himself pursued by Columbo, whose meandering investigative approach conceals an uncanny gift for detection. First episode of the detective series, starring Peter Falk and Gene Barry |
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| Next On 5USA 1:50pm Sun 27 May |
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GoodFellas
An Irish-Italian boy from a poor neighbourhood grows up idolising the glamorous lifestyle of the Mafia. Taken under the wing of a mobster, he rises quickly in the world of organised crime. But he soon has to face the realities of murder and treachery, while his involvement in drug deals puts him at risk from both sides of the law. Martin Scorsese's crime drama, starring Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro and an Oscar-winning Joe Pesci |
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| Next On ITV4 11:05pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On ITV4 12:20am Sun 27 May |
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28
Columbo: Candidate for Crime
An ambitious senatorial candidate murders his campaign manager for threatening to expose his secret affair. To avoid suspicion, the politician makes the killing look as if he was the intended target of an assassination attempt that went wrong - but ends up having to pit his wits against the slovenly sleuth. Detective drama, starring Peter Falk, Jackie Cooper, Ken Swofford and Tisha Sterling |
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| Next On 5USA 11:50am Sun 27 May |
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Ella Enchanted
In a fantasy world where a fairy godmother endows each newborn with a special attribute, baby Ella is given the unwelcome gift of obedience. While growing up, she is magically compelled to do anything she is told to, and her stepmother takes great delight in forcing the girl to obey her every whim. So Ella sets out on a quest to find her fairy godmother and get her to take back her unwanted birthright. Fantasy adventure, starring Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Minnie Driver and Joanna Lumley |
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| Next On ITV2 3:15pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On ITV2 4:30pm Sat 26 May |
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30
The Bone Collector
A quadriplegic ex-cop is saved from the brink of suicide by a rookie female officer needing his expertise to form a psychological profile of a serial killer. The murderer is posing as a cab driver and terrorising Manhattan, and has a gruesome habit of taking trophies from his victims' bodies. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Michael Rooker, Mike McGlone, Luis Guzman and Queen Latifah |
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| Next On Sony Crime Channel 9:00pm Sat 26 May |
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The Silence of the Lambs
Trainee FBI agent Clarice Starling is sent to interview an imprisoned psychopath with a taste for eating his victims. The inmate offers to help catch a serial killer who is holding a politician's daughter hostage - but to learn what he knows, Clarice has to engage in his dangerous mind games. Jonathan Demme's Oscar-winning thriller, based on Thomas Harris's novel, starring Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn and Ted Levine |
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| Next On 5STAR 10:00pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On 5STAR 11:10pm Mon 28 May |
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32
Equilibrium
In a future world, emotions are outlawed, with the population kept under control with compulsory use of sedatives, ruthlessly enforced by gun-toting `clerics'. When one of these law enforcers stops taking his own drugs, he falls in with an underground group of rebels fighting to overthrow the system. Sci-fi adventure, starring Christian Bale, Emily Watson, Taye Diggs, Angus MacFadyen and Sean Bean |
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| Next On Syfy 9:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On Syfy 10:00pm Thu 24 May |
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33
Ponyo
A fish falls in love with a boy, so uses magic to turn herself into a human girl. However, her meddling with sorcery throws the balance of the natural world into upheaval, and the two children race against time to undo the damage while finding a way to let her remain in her new form. Hayao Miyazaki's animated fantasy, with the voices of Noah Lindsey Cyrus, Frankie Jonas, Cate Blanchett and Liam Neeson |
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| Next On Film4 1:05pm Mon 28 May |
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34
Columbo: Negative Reaction
A successful photographer wants to get rid of his nagging wife so he can pursue an affair with his assistant. He murders his spouse and makes it look as if she was killed by a kidnapper, and at the same time puts an ex-con in the frame. However, the dogged detective sees through his ruse and proceeds to pick the story to pieces. Crime drama, with Peter Falk, Dick Van Dyke, Don Gordon and Antoinette Bower |
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| Next On 5USA 4:00pm Sun 27 May |
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35
Hercules
The mighty ancient Greek hero, created by the gods to be the strongest man in the world, sets out to rescue a princess from an evil wizard. However, the sorcerer has created deadly mechanical monsters to prevent his plans being thwarted. Fantasy adventure, starring Lou Ferrigno, Sybil Danning and Brad Harris |
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| Next On Film4 11:00am Mon 28 May |
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36
Crocodile Dundee
A New York reporter searches the Australian Outback for a maverick hunter with a legendary reputation, and invites the adventurer back to America. But the die-hard Aussie needs to draw on all his survival skills to adjust to life in the urban jungle. Comedy adventure, written by and starring Paul Hogan, with Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon and Mark Blum |
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| Next On Film4 7:05pm Sun 27 May |
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37
Rush Hour
A Hong Kong detective is sent to Los Angeles to investigate a kidnapping, but the local authorities worry that his presence in America might spark an international incident, and assign a loud-mouthed and troublesome cop to keep an eye on him. However, the new partnership proves an explosive combination. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Ken Leung, Tom Wilkinson and Chris Penn |
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| Next On ITV London 10:20pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On ITV London +1 11:20pm Mon 28 May |
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38
Repulsion
A sexually repressed Belgian woman is disturbed by her sister's affair with a married man. When she is left alone in their flat for a weekend, she begins to experience a series of strange hallucinations that drives her to the brink of madness, resulting in murder. Roman Polanski's psychological thriller, starring Catherine Deneuve, Ian Hendry, John Fraser and Patrick Wymark |
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| Next On London Live 2:30am Sat 26 May |
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39
The Last Stand
Disgraced narcotics cop Ray Owens retires into a quiet life as sheriff of a small town on the Mexican border. He gets the chance to prove his worth as a law enforcer when a drug lord escapes from prison and tries to flee the US - with his escape route taking him through Ray's jurisdiction. Action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Knoxville and Forest Whitaker |
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| Next On 5Spike 9:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On 5Spike 10:05pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On 5Spike 11:00pm Tue 29 May |
| Next On 5Spike 12:05am Wed 30 May |
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40
Romeo and Juliet
The children of two feuding clans fall in love at first sight and marry in secret. However, the conflict between their families continues unabated, with devastating consequences for the lovers. Adaptation of Shakespeare's romantic tragedy, starring Susan Shentall and Laurence Harvey |
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| Next On London Live 1:30am Fri 25 May |
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41
Joe Kidd
A bounty hunter is asked to capture a Mexican rebel, and accepts the job after the outlaw's men attack his own ranch. But when he witnesses the cruel methods used by his employer, he resolves to bring the fugitive to a fair trial rather than let him face rough justice. Western, starring Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall and John Saxon |
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| Next On 5Spike 4:15pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On 5Spike 5:30pm Sun 27 May |
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42
The Dirty Dozen
An uncompromising major is placed in charge of a seemingly suicidal mission to destroy a French chateau being used as a base by Nazi officers. Needing tough but expendable soldiers for the task, he recruits 12 hardened criminals from a military prison. Second World War action adventure, starring Lee Marvin, Telly Savalas, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson and Donald Sutherland |
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| Next On 5Spike 6:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On 5Spike 7:25pm Sun 27 May |
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43
Rio Lobo
A former Union Army colonel heads for Texas to recover a shipment of gold bullion stolen from a payroll train during the American Civil War and settle a few old scores along the way. Howard Hawks' Western, starring John Wayne, Jorge Rivero, Christopher Mitchum, Jack Elam, Jennifer O'Neill and Mike Henry |
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| Next On Channel 5 2:40pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On Channel 5 3:45pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On Channel 5 +1 3:40pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On Channel 5 +1 4:45pm Mon 28 May |
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44
Epic
A teenager wanders into a forest that her scientist father believes is home to a race of miniature people. She stumbles on the tiny creatures and is shrunk down to their size so she can carry out a quest to save their new queen from an invading army. Animated adventure, with the voices of Amanda Seyfried, Josh Hutcherson, Colin Farrell and Christoph Waltz |
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| Next On Film4 4:35pm Sat 26 May |
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45
Dr Terror's House of Horrors
An enigmatic stranger offers to read the fortunes of five men he meets on a train, leading to a sequence of twisted tales. A werewolf prowls a stately home, a man discovers his new bride is a vampire, a living plant envelops a house, a musician dabbles in voodoo and a disembodied hand menaces an art critic. Compendium of horror stories, starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and Donald Sutherland |
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| Next On Horror Channel 1:00pm Mon 28 May |
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46
My Darling Clementine
Retired lawman Wyatt Earp accepts the post of Tombstone city marshal when one of his brothers is killed by cattle rustlers, and embarks on a crusade to bring his murderers to justice and drive lawlessness from the streets. Western, directed by John Ford, starring Henry Fonda, Victor Mature, Linda Darnell and Walter Brennan |
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| Next On Film4 2:40pm Wed 23 May |
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47
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Dwarf king Thorin reclaims control of his homeland, but his descent into madness places him on the brink of war with his human and elven allies. As Thorin's Hobbit friend Bilbo tries to save the tormented ruler from himself, a vast horde of orcs gathers to destroy them all. Conclusion of the fantasy adventure trilogy, starring Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ian McKellen, Luke Evans and Orlando Bloom |
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| Next On ITV2 8:00pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On ITV2 9:15pm Sun 27 May |
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48
The Amazing Spider-Man
A gifted teenager investigates the secrets hidden in his dead parents' past, leading him to a mysterious corporation and an incident that imbues him with superhuman powers. A personal tragedy drives him to use his new-found abilities to fight crime, and he is soon drawn into a deadly battle against a former colleague of his father, who has undergone a devastating transformation of his own. Superhero adventure reboot, starring Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifans |
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| Next On ITV2 6:20pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On ITV2 7:30pm Mon 28 May |
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49
Prime
After falling for a fresh-faced man 14 years younger than her, a divorcee consults her therapist for reassurance and is encouraged to ignore the age difference and go ahead with the relationship. However, the psychologist lives to regret giving the advice once she realises the person in question is her own son. Romantic comedy, starring Uma Thurman, Meryl Streep, Bryan Greenberg and Jon Abrahams |
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| Next On E! 6:30pm Mon 28 May |
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50
Donnie Darko
A disturbed teenager is thrown into turmoil when he is plagued by visions of a sinister giant rabbit. The mysterious figure convinces him the world is about to end and urges him to commit wanton acts of destruction in the community. Fantasy drama, starring Jake Gyllenhaal alongside real-life sister Maggie. With Jena Malone, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore and Noah Wyle |
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| Next On Vice 9:00pm Sat 26 May |
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51
Heat
An armoured car hold-up sets a veteran police detective on the trail of a highly intelligent career criminal, whom he is obsessed with capturing. Meanwhile, the robber is planning an elaborate bank heist as his final job before retiring, and a complex game of cat and mouse develops between the two. Michael Mann's crime thriller, starring Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore and Natalie Portman |
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| Next On Vice 9:00pm Tue 29 May |
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52
Arthur
Boozy playboy Arthur Bach is content to drift through life without ambition and await the multimillion-dollar inheritance due to him following an arranged high-society wedding. However, on the threshold of the nuptials, Arthur falls for a penniless shoplifter and begins to doubt whether he wants to go through with the ceremony. Comedy, starring Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli and an Oscar-winning John Gielgud |
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| Next On 5Spike 3:00pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On 5Spike 4:05pm Mon 28 May |
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53
Shaun the Sheep Movie
The lovable lamb's plans for a fun day off turn into something far more exciting when he's forced to take a trip to the big city to save the farmer, who has lost his memory. Can Shaun and his friends return home safely following their adventure? Animation, featuring the voices of Justin Fletcher, John Sparkes and Omid Djalili |
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| Next On CBBC 8:35am Mon 28 May |
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54
An Hour Behind
Trish's friends set her up on a blind-date, but when she forgets to adjust her clocks to compensate for Daylight Savings Time, she inadvertently stands her potential sweetheart up. Instead, she arrives at the venue and meets Parker, a sweet-natured but troubled paramedic who decides to play along with the oblivious Trish. The pair hit it off, but their promising romance is threatened when the case of mistaken identity is revealed. Romantic comedy, starring Emily Rose and Barry Watson |
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| Next On Movies 24 9:00am Sat 26 May |
| Next On Movies 24 1:00am Sat 26 May |
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55
Can You Keep it Up for a Week?
A workshy man's fiancee challenges him to hold down a steady job - a situation that puts him squarely in the path of temptation. Comedy, starring Richard O'Sullivan, Jeremy Bulloch, Neil Hallett and Jill Damas |
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| Next On London Live 12:30am Sat 26 May |
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56
Jurassic World
Decades on from its first creation, Jurassic Park is now a fully operational attraction filled with genetically engineered dinosaurs. In need of a new attraction, the company behind the park creates an entirely new species - but it quickly escapes to terrorise the tourists. Action adventure sequel, starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard |
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| Next On ITV2 5:40pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On ITV2 6:50pm Sun 27 May |
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57
Monster's Ball
A widowed black waitress forms an intense relationship with a racist white prison guard after a series of tragedies brings them together, unaware he is the former death row prison guard who escorted her husband to the electric chair. Drama, for which Halle Berry scooped a Best Actress Oscar, also starring Billy Bob Thornton, Peter Boyle, Sean Combs and Heath Ledger |
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| Next On AMC 9:00pm Thu 24 May |
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58
The Devil's Rejects
The evil Firefly family is tracked down by a crack squad of Texas Rangers, but in the ensuing battle three of the murderous clan escape and embark on a gory road trip. As the body count rises, an obsessed sheriff hires two unsavoury bounty hunters in a final bid to stop the blood-soaked crime spree. Horror, made as a sequel to House of 1000 Corpses, starring Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, William Forsythe, Michael Berryman and Ken Foree |
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| Next On Horror Channel 12:40am Thu 24 May |
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59
My Girl
A lonely 11-year-old tomboy feels responsible for her mother's death, but a boy's friendship helps her get through her emotional problems. Meanwhile, when she realises her father is falling in love with his new employee, she sets out to do all she can to end the romance. Drama, starring Anna Chlumsky, Macaulay Culkin, Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis |
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| Next On 5STAR 11:50am Sat 26 May |
| Next On 5STAR 10:45am Sat 26 May |
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60
I Love You, Man
As he prepares for his wedding, estate agent Peter realises there is something missing - a male friend, which he doesn't have, to be his best man. His quest for a suitable candidate leads him to laid-back, hard-drinking Sydney and the pair become inseparable buddies - to the horror of Peter's fiancee. Comedy, starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel |
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| Next On Comedy Central 9:00pm Tue 29 May |
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61
Over the Hedge
A raccoon trickster is fretting about his debt to a fearsome bear when he stumbles on some animals waking in the woods after their winter nap. Spotting the chance to solve his problem, the raccoon dupes the gullible creatures into stealing food from a nearby suburb so he can give it to the bear - but they fail to realise they will soon be at the mercy of a vermin exterminator. Animated comedy, with the voices of Bruce Willis, Steve Carell, Garry Shandling and William Shatner |
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| Next On BBC2 London 11:25am Mon 28 May |
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62
Carry On Spying
A secret formula is stolen by a sinister organisation masterminded by the evil Dr Crow. The British government plans to assign its top agents to deal with the crisis, but owing to staff shortages, has to settle for a bungling spy and his three hapless trainees. Comedy, starring Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Jim Dale, Eric Barker and Victor Maddern |
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| Next On Film4 5:30pm Fri 25 May |
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63
Serendipity
Two New Yorkers fall for each other - but rather than give their current partners the elbow to start a relationship, they decide to hedge their bets and leave the outcome to fate. Five years down the line, the couple, who thought they had resigned themselves to being apart, realise only days before their weddings that they were meant to be together. Romantic drama, starring Kate Beckinsale, John Cusack, Molly Shannon and Jeremy Piven |
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| Next On 5STAR 12:50pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On 5STAR 1:55pm Sat 26 May |
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64
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Three orphans are entrusted into the care of their sinister uncle, a master of disguise who intends to kill them for the family fortune. Quickly realising he is up to no good, the children flee, moving from one prospective guardian to the next - but their wily relative is never far behind. Comedy adventure based on the children's books, starring Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, Jude Law, Liam Aitken and Emily Browning, with Kara and Shelby Hoffman |
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| Next On W 2:50pm Mon 28 May |
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House of Flying Daggers
Two imperial officers are sent to find the head of a rebel group, which threatens to destroy the Tang dynasty's tenuous grip on power. Their search leads the duo to a beautiful blind dancer, who they hope will take them to the mysterious and influential figure - but matters soon take an unexpected turn. Romantic period martial arts adventure from director Zhang Yimou, starring Zhang Ziyi, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau and Song Dandan. In Mandarin |
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| Next On Film4 1:40am Wed 30 May |
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66
A Good Year
A city trader inherits a French vineyard from his deceased uncle. But when he goes to France to get a valuation on his newly acquired property so he can sell it, a series of unexpected events leads him to reassess his priorities in life. Ridley Scott's comedy drama based on Peter Mayle's novel, starring Russell Crowe, Albert Finney, Abbie Cornish and Marion Cotillard |
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| Next On Film4 6:45pm Thu 24 May |
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67
Shooter
A former Marine sniper is coaxed back into action when government officials need his help to prevent an assassination attempt on the US president. However, the intended target is in fact an African archbishop, and the marksman is set up by double-crossing agents to take the fall, forcing him to go on the run as he fights to clear his name. Action thriller, with Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena and Danny Glover |
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| Next On AMC 2:50am Sun 27 May |
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68
The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box
A teenager searching for his missing family follows a trail of clues that lead him to a hotel on a remote island, and he becomes involved in a search for a magical box that could be a powerful weapon in the wrong hands. Period fantasy adventure based on GP Taylor's novel Mariah Mundi, starring Aneurin Barnard, Michael Sheen, Lena Headey and Sam Neill |
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| Next On Syfy 11:00am Mon 28 May |
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We Still Kill the Old Way
A former gangster returns to London after 30 years living in exile in Spain when he receives word of his brother's murder. Angered by the brutality of a new generation of criminals who have taken over his territory, he gets his old partners in crime back together to avenge his sibling and restore order to the streets. Gangster drama, starring Ian Ogilvy and Allison Doody |
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| Next On London Live 10:00pm Fri 25 May |
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70
Odd Thomas
A cook has the ability to see ghosts, and is startled to find a stranger in his town has attracted an unusually large number of spirits. He takes this as a sign that this man is going to cause a terrible disaster, so tries to find out what is going to happen and if it can be stopped. Supernatural thriller based on Dean Koontz's novel, starring Anton Yelchin and Willem Dafoe |
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| Next On Film4 11:20pm Sun 27 May |
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71
Sharknado 2: The Second One
The freak hurricane that swept sharks out of the ocean and into the air occurs again, with New York suffering a rain of deadly aquatic predators. Two survivors of the first disaster are in Manhattan as mayhem ensues, and fight to defend the city from destruction. Comedy horror sequel, starring Ian Ziering and Tara Reid |
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| Next On Horror Channel 2:40am Tue 29 May |
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72
Island of Terror
A pathologist investigates a series of gruesome deaths on a small island. He discovers that an experiment carried out by a group of doctors trying to find a cure for cancer has created a race of mutant creatures that suck the bones from the bodies of their human prey. Horror, starring Peter Cushing and Edward Judd |
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| Next On Horror Channel 11:00am Mon 28 May |
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73
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
Weedy youngster Greg finds his plans for a lazy school holiday ruined when his mother bans video games and his father organises a series of family activities. When he finds out a girl he likes is working at a country club, he tells his family he has a summer job there as an excuse to spend time with her - but struggles to keep up the deception. Family comedy sequel, starring Zachary Gordon and Steve Zahn |
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| Next On Film4 3:15pm Mon 28 May |
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74
The Legacy
An American are couple coerced into taking refuge in a sinister-looking English country house, oblivious to the terrors they are about to face. Occult horror, starring Katharine Ross, Sam Elliott, John Standing and Ian Hogg |
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| Next On Horror Channel 2:35am Wed 30 May |
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75
The Relic
A detective and a biologist are hurled into a desperate battle with an ancient Amazonian man-eating monster stalking Chicago's Field Museum of Natural History. Meanwhile, the stubborn city mayor ignores their pleas to evacuate and insists on holding a fund-raising party in the building - setting them on a mission to avert a massacre. Horror, with Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore and Linda Hunt |
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| Next On Horror Channel 9:00pm Thu 24 May |
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76
Scream 3
Three survivors of the original Woodsboro massacre reunite when a killer dons the infamous ghost mask and strikes during the production of a movie based on their experiences. As they try to determine the identity of the murderer, Sidney discovers a troubling link to her past, forcing her to confront her demons once and for all. Horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courteney Cox |
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| Next On Sky One 10:00pm Wed 23 May |
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77
Idiocracy
An ordinary soldier is chosen to take part in a secret scientific experiment in which he and a prostitute will be placed in hibernation for one year. However, the plan goes awry and the two guinea pigs awake to find themselves in the year 2505, where they are the most intelligent people in the world and must battle to save the human race from its own stupidity. Sci-fi comedy, with Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph and Dax Shepard |
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| Next On Film4 9:00pm Thu 24 May |
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78
The Heat
An uptight, ambitious FBI agent is sent to Boston to bring a notorious drug kingpin to justice. She ends up forced to team up with a rebellious, foul-mouthed local police detective who has a very different attitude to law enforcement but shares her inability to work with others. Action comedy, starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy |
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| Next On Film4 9:00pm Fri 25 May |
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79
2 Years of Love
Radio agony aunt Samantha Grey remains popular as a relationship counsellor on-air, but her own marriage to husband John seems to be in dire straits. While Samantha is keen to start a family, her spouse has other ideas, placing immense strain on their relationship. At a loss for how to proceed, Samantha finds herself developing an unusual bond with a caller, who is looking for advice on how to fix his own troubled relationship. Romantic drama, starring Kayla Ewell |
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| Next On Movies 24 7:00am Sat 26 May |
| Next On Movies 24 1:00am Mon 28 May |
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80
Amazing Stories: The Movie III
Anthology of four strange tales. An actor playing a mummy creates a panic when he rushes to be with his wife while she gives birth while still in costume, a man uses a magic remote control to turn his family into his favourite TV characters, the embodiment of guilt takes a holiday and falls in love, and an animated segment follows a day in the life of a family dog. Fantasy, with Dom DeLuise and Sydney Lassick |
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| Next On Horror Channel 6:35pm Sun 27 May |
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81
When Worlds Collide
Scientists discover the Earth is about to be destroyed in a cosmic disaster and race against time to construct a rocket that will transport them to a new planet. Sci-fi epic which won an Oscar for its special effects, starring Richard Derr, Barbara Rush and Larry Keating |
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| Next On Horror Channel 1:00pm Fri 25 May |
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82
Frankenweenie
A lonely boy uses electricity to bring his dead dog back to life. However, the presence of the animal in the neighbourhood leads to panic over a monster, while the young scientist's classmates are soon also meddling with life and death to revive their own pets. Tim Burton's stop-motion animated fantasy, with the voices of Charlie Tahan and Winona Ryder |
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| Next On BBC2 London 10:05am Mon 28 May |
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83
Curse of Chucky
A girl takes comfort in a mysterious doll as her mother and aunt turn on each other in the wake of their own mother's suicide. The child does not realise the toy is actually murderous living doll Chucky, who has spent 20 years plotting a horrific revenge on her family. Horror sequel, starring Danielle Bisutti and Fiona Dourif, with the voice of Brad Dourif |
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| Next On Horror Channel 9:00pm Sun 27 May |
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84
Best Player
A video game obsessive's chances of winning a tournament are threatened by a skilled rival. When he discovers his enemy is a teenage girl, he starts dating her mother to throw her off her game - but is not prepared for the outcome of his plan. Comedy, starring Jerry Trainor, Jennette McCurdy and Janet Varney |
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| Next On Nickelodeon 9:00am Tue 29 May |
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85
Hawk the Slayer
A brave hero rounds up a group of mismatched do-gooders and enters into battle against his evil brother for the right to wield their father's all-powerful sword. Fantasy adventure, starring John Terry, Jack Palance, Bernard Bresslaw and Morgan Sheppard |
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| Next On London Live 3:00pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On London Live 1:00pm Thu 24 May |
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86
Mama
A man takes in his two nieces, who have been left to fend for themselves for years in a forest after their parents' deaths. He and his girlfriend try to give the almost animalistic children a normal life, unaware that a supernatural force that looked after the girls in the wild has followed them home. Horror, starring Jessica Chastain and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau |
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| Next On Film4 11:25pm Wed 23 May |
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87
Billion Dollar Brain
Former secret agent Harry Palmer comes out of retirement to take a mysterious canister to Finland, and ends up embroiled in an American megalomaniac's bid to take over the world. Espionage thriller, directed by Ken Russell and starring Michael Caine, Oscar Homolka and Karl Malden |
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| Next On Film4 3:20pm Fri 25 May |
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88
The Uninvited
A teenager is left traumatised by her mother's death in a fire, and is committed to a mental institution after trying to kill herself. A year later, she is released and reunited with her sister, but they both begin to suspect their new stepmother may have been responsible for the fire. Thriller, starring Emily Browning, Arielle Kebbel, David Strathairn and Elizabeth Banks |
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| Next On BBC1 London 12:25am Sun 27 May |
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89
Heartbreakers
Mother and daughter Max and Page develop a canny system of conning rich bachelors out of a fortune. Max marries the target, then Page seduces him, allowing for a lucrative divorce settlement. However, the scheme is threatened when Page falls in love, while a former victim tracks Max down hoping to give their marriage another chance. Comedy, starring Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Gene Hackman, Ray Liotta and Jason Lee |
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| Next On AMC 11:00pm Wed 23 May |
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90
Ever After: A Cinderella Story
A girl grows up in 16th-century Europe under the iron fist of her stepmother, until the love of handsome Prince Henry offers a glimmer of hope. Unfortunately, the royal gent has worries of his own in the shape of an arranged marriage. Luckily, Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci is on hand to play fairy godfather and bring the pair together. Romantic drama, starring Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston, Dougray Scott and Timothy West |
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| Next On E4 11:10am Sat 26 May |
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91
Kiss the Girls
A forensic psychologist hunts for a serial kidnapper stalking a university campus and responsible for his niece's disappearance. Working out of his jurisdiction, he defies local law enforcement officials to get to the truth - with the aid of one of the criminal's past victims, a headstrong doctor determined to see her former captor brought to justice. Thriller, starring Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes and Tony Goldwyn |
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| Next On Film4 11:20pm Fri 25 May |
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92
True Grit
One-eyed, over-the-hill US Marshal Rooster Cogburn reluctantly agrees to help a girl track down her father's killer. The quest is complicated by a Texas Ranger, who is also on the murderer's trail, and a host of villains who have few qualms about disposing of the meddling youngster and her protector. Western, starring an Oscar-winning John Wayne alongside Jeff Corey, Kim Darby, Glen Campbell, Robert Duvall and Dennis Hopper |
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| Next On Film4 3:50pm Tue 29 May |
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93
The Parent Trap
Identical twin sisters who are unaware of each other's existence meet by accident. They decide to join forces in a bid to reunite their estranged parents, and switch places to get the warring couple to kiss and make up. Remake of the 1961 Disney comedy, starring Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Elaine Hendrix and Lindsay Lohan in a dual role |
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| Next On Channel 5 4:25pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On Channel 5 5:30pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On Channel 5 +1 5:25pm Sun 27 May |
| Next On Channel 5 +1 6:30pm Sun 27 May |
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94
How to Train Your Dragon: Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon
Animated short film featuring the characters from How to Train Your Dragon. Gobber's house is burned down, and he becomes convinced a legendary monster is responsible. He sets off on a quest to slay the beast, but none of his friends believe it even exists. With the voices of Craig Ferguson, Jay Baruchel and Gerard Butler |
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| Next On BBC2 London 8:25am Mon 28 May |
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95
Hall Pass
Two restless married men strike a deal with their wives - they will all take a one-week break from their marriages and act like they are single. However, they find getting back into the life of a swinging bachelor harder than expected, while the thought of how their wives are spending the week proves a constant worry. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate |
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| Next On ITV2 9:00pm Wed 23 May |
| Next On ITV2 10:10pm Wed 23 May |
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96
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
The heroic sailor pits his wits against an evil magician who has shrunk a princess to the size of a doll - but to break the spell, he must journey to a mysterious island inhabited by hideous monsters and find a magic lamp. Fantasy adventure, starring Kerwin Mathews, Kathryn Grant and Torin Thatcher, with special effects by Ray Harryhausen |
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| Next On 5Spike 1:00pm Mon 28 May |
| Next On 5Spike 2:10pm Mon 28 May |
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97
Dressed to Kill
A psychiatrist joins forces with a prostitute to investigate the murder of a patient, a frustrated middle-aged housewife who indulged her fantasies by embarking on an extramarital affair and was subsequently killed. Brian De Palma's thriller, starring Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, Nancy Allen, Keith Gordon and Dennis Franz |
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| Next On Film4 1:10am Mon 28 May |
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98
Amityville II: The Possession
A dysfunctional family moves into the infamous Long Island property, where the teenage son falls under the influence of sinister forces, causing him to form an incestuous relationship with his sister and ending in a frenzy of murder. The authorities look on the boy as a cold-blooded killer, but a kindly priest knows he is not responsible and battles to save his soul. Horror prequel, with Burt Young, Jack Magner and James Olson |
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| Next On Horror Channel 12:35am Sat 26 May |
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99
Identity Thief
A con-woman acquires an executive's credit card numbers, and lives a life of luxury at his expense. The outraged victim sets out on a mission to track down the fraudster and bring her to justice personally - resulting in them travelling on a disastrous road trip across America together. Comedy, with Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau and Amanda Peet |
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| Next On Channel 4 9:00pm Sat 26 May |
| Next On Channel 4 + 1 10:00pm Sat 26 May |
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100
Love Happens
A self-help guru goes on a lecture tour after his wife's death, offering advice on how to cope with grief. However, when he falls in love he begins to realise he has yet to confront his own loss, while the object of his affection has a troubled past of her own to deal with. Romantic drama, starring Jennifer Aniston, Aaron Eckhart and Martin Sheen |
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| Next On E! 10:00am Mon 28 May |
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