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BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:20 AM
Desmond's
Shirley and Desmond disagree about moving
Shirley and Desmond have different ideas about moving
7:45 AM
Desmond's
The doctor tells Desmond to exercise
The barber's doctor advises him to take more exercise. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
8:15 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected
8:55 AM
dinnerladies
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff joins the team. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
9:35 AM
Are You Being Served?
Job cuts are imminent at the store
Grace Brothers is forced to lay off staff as sales figures and profits are low. Classic British comedy, starring John Inman
10:15 AM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo finds he has a love rival
Compo finds he has a rival for Nora Batty's attention and decides to take action. Bill Owen stars
11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler meets his ideal woman
Smiler comes face to face with the woman of his dreams and promptly sweeps her off her feet - on to the back of his tandem. Stephen Lewis stars
12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected
1:00 PM
dinnerladies
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff joins the team. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
1:40 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
2:20 PM
Dad's Army
Private Godfrey faces homelessness
Godfrey learns his cottage is scheduled for demolition to make way for a new airstrip. Comedy, starring Arnold Ridley
3:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Job cuts are imminent at the store
Grace Brothers is forced to lay off staff as sales figures and profits are low. Classic British comedy, starring John Inman
3:40 PM
dinnerladies
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff joins the team. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo finds he has a love rival
Compo finds he has a rival for Nora Batty's attention and decides to take action. Bill Owen stars
5:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler meets his ideal woman
Smiler comes face to face with the woman of his dreams and promptly sweeps her off her feet - on to the back of his tandem. Stephen Lewis stars
5:40 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
6:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected
7:00 PM
dinnerladies
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her
Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff joins the team. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
7:40 PM
Dad's Army
Private Godfrey faces homelessness
Godfrey learns his cottage is scheduled for demolition to make way for a new airstrip. Comedy, starring Arnold Ridley
8:20 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture a German aircraft crew
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture three German airmen who have landed in a lake after bailing out and intend to stay in their dinghy until nightfall
9:00 PM
Bottom: Extended Episodes
Richie and Eddie celebrate Christmas.
The pals look forward to celebrating Christmas, but an unexpected guest disrupts their plans as Richie suffers delusions of grandeur.
9:50 PM
Bottom: Extended Episodes
The boys visit a dating agency.
The boys visit a dating agency to fix up Richie - who eagerly anticipates a night of unbridled passion. Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall star.
10:35 PM
Knowing Me, Knowing You - With Alan Partridge
Guests include Europe's sexiest dance act
Alan's guests include Europe's sexiest dance act, the incomparable Hot Pants, and the host joins singer Gina Langland for a medley of Abba's biggest hits
11:15 PM
Bottom
The grubby duo steal a car
The grubby duo steal a car and discover the tickets for the unfortunate owner's honeymoon inside
11:55 PM
The Young Ones
The boys appear on University Challenge. Originally broadcast in 1984
The squalid students appear on University Challenge. Guest starring Emma Thompson and Stephen Fry. Originally broadcast in 1984
12:40 AM
The Young Ones
Mike gets hold of an atom bomb
The squalid students get their hands on an atom bomb - and Mike wastes no time in trying to flog it to Libya. Guest starring Dexys Midnight Runners
1:25 AM
Live at the Apollo
With Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham and Phil Wang
Host Joe Lycett introduces Ivo Graham and Phil Wang to the stage before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo
2:35 AM
Marley's Ghosts
A courtroom drama causes Marley to try to be a better person
A courtroom drama causes Marley to try to be a better person, while a new ghost in town offers Adam, Michael and the Vicar a chance of a new life away from Marley
3:05 AM
Desmond's
The doctor tells Desmond to exercise
The barber's doctor advises him to take more exercise. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
3:30 AM
Desmond's
Michael brings a girlfriend home
Michael brings a girlfriend home on Desmond and Shirley's wedding anniversary. Barbershop comedy, starring Norman Beaton
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home