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344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:20 AM
Desmond's
Local kids put a ball through Desmond's window
Local kids put a ball through his window, so Desmond asks the council to renovate their playground. Meanwhile, Michael is upset with his mother
7:50 AM
Desmond's
Michael is made to appreciate his roots
Shirley and Desmond think it's about time Michael appreciated his roots
8:20 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
The Buckets are invited on a golfing weekend
Hyacinth is thrilled to be invited on a golfing weekend organised by the Major, relishing the social prestige it confers
9:00 AM
dinnerladies
A new table-clearing system leaves Bren cold
Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
9:40 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Humphries takes over the perfume display
A perfume display arrives without a girl to run it - but Mr Humphries proves more than equal to the task. Comedy, starring John Inman, Mollie Sugden and Wendy Richard
10:20 AM
Open All Hours
Grumpy grocer Arkwright buys a guard dog
Following a break-in, Arkwright decides to buy a guard dog to keep away potential burglars. Unfortunately, his new investment also scares off the customers
11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy keeps an old tradition alive
Foggy keeps the old tradition of having chimney sweeps at weddings alive. Comedy, starring Brain Wilde
11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Ivy receives an anonymous love letter
Ivy receives an anonymous love letter and tries to work out who sent it, little realising Compo, Clegg and Foggy already know
12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
The Buckets are invited on a golfing weekend
Hyacinth is thrilled to be invited on a golfing weekend organised by the Major, relishing the social prestige it confers
1:00 PM
dinnerladies
A new table-clearing system leaves Bren cold
Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
1:40 PM
Open All Hours
Grumpy grocer Arkwright buys a guard dog
Following a break-in, Arkwright decides to buy a guard dog to keep away potential burglars. Unfortunately, his new investment also scares off the customers
2:20 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture a German aircraft crew
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture three German airmen who have landed in a lake after bailing out and intend to stay in their dinghy until nightfall
3:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Humphries takes over the perfume display
A perfume display arrives without a girl to run it - but Mr Humphries proves more than equal to the task. Comedy, starring John Inman, Mollie Sugden and Wendy Richard
3:40 PM
dinnerladies
A new table-clearing system leaves Bren cold
Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy keeps an old tradition alive
Foggy keeps the old tradition of having chimney sweeps at weddings alive. Comedy, starring Brain Wilde
5:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Ivy receives an anonymous love letter
Ivy receives an anonymous love letter and tries to work out who sent it, little realising Compo, Clegg and Foggy already know
5:40 PM
Open All Hours
Grumpy grocer Arkwright buys a guard dog
Following a break-in, Arkwright decides to buy a guard dog to keep away potential burglars. Unfortunately, his new investment also scares off the customers
6:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
The Buckets are invited on a golfing weekend
Hyacinth is thrilled to be invited on a golfing weekend organised by the Major, relishing the social prestige it confers
7:00 PM
dinnerladies
A new table-clearing system leaves Bren cold
Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood
7:40 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture a German aircraft crew
Mainwaring and the platoon try to capture three German airmen who have landed in a lake after bailing out and intend to stay in their dinghy until nightfall
8:20 PM
Dad's Army
Jones suffers a financial crisis
Captain Mainwaring is alarmed to discover the extent of butcher Corporal Jones's cash-flow crisis and takes drastic measures to help him. Comedy from 1975, starring Clive Dunn
9:00 PM
Bottom: Extended Episodes
The boys visit a dating agency.
The boys visit a dating agency to fix up Richie - who eagerly anticipates a night of unbridled passion. Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall star.
9:50 PM
Bottom
The grubby duo steal a car
The grubby duo steal a car and discover the tickets for the unfortunate owner's honeymoon inside
10:30 PM
Bottom: Hooligans Island Live 1997
Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island
Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island
12:40 AM
Live at the Apollo
With Joe Lycett, Ivo Graham and Phil Wang
Host Joe Lycett introduces Ivo Graham and Phil Wang to the stage before a packed house at London's Hammersmith Apollo
1:40 AM
Dad's Army
Jones suffers a financial crisis
Captain Mainwaring is alarmed to discover the extent of butcher Corporal Jones's cash-flow crisis and takes drastic measures to help him. Comedy from 1975, starring Clive Dunn
2:15 AM
Marley's Ghosts
Marley has a date with someone who is not actually dead
Marley has a date with someone who is not actually dead, much to the displeasure of her ghostly companions. Sarah Alexander and John Hannah star
2:45 AM
Desmond's
Michael is made to appreciate his roots
Shirley and Desmond think it's about time Michael appreciated his roots
3:10 AM
Desmond's
Shirley is offered a job
A hairdresser offers Shirley a job, and makes Desmond an offer he cannot refuse
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home