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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on tattoos and other body modifications

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

The guys create awkward vibes while posing as receptionists in a waiting room, then get the party started when pitching to a focus group

The guys fascinate on-lookers as they pose as documentary subjects, before looking for fights in a public park. Finally, things get literate when one joker must crash a poetry slam

Mark finds a new hobby building model aeroplanes. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Harry's wife starts work at the hardware store, much to the dismay of Tim and his friends. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike blames the public school system when his grandson Boyd is suspended, and tells Ryan they should start looking at private schools. Kristin and Kyle try to capture a raccoon

Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the previous owner keeps showing up with spare parts and unwanted advice

Mike and Chuck decide to go and watch college football than pass out candy on Halloween, so Vanessa and Carol decide to play a prank on them

Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss, and Mandy and Kyle hope Ed will want their help in rekindling his relationship with his ex-girlfriend

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

The comedian's gig in Cardiff, part of his 35-date tour, featuring topics such as satellite navigation, hotel porters and romantic experiences in the bath

The deadpan comedian applies his cynical wit to topics including religion, sex, bullying and political correctness, in a stand-up show recorded at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single 'The Serious One'... but she'd rather be dancing.

Rich is in character as Otis Lee Crenshaw, and he and his backing band the Black Liars perform songs about the loneliness of work, the musical charms of women and life in prison

Animated humour using the original recordings from the comedian's record-breaking podcasts, featuring banter with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington

Stephen reads from fans' e-mails, sparking a discussion about a lion that attacked Cambodian fighters. Karl also shares his experiences of charitable giving

The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest, but the results are not what they expected

Cartman contracts a virus after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas

The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Jessica Knappett, Katherine Ryan and Gok Wan revisit their teenage years, with the host judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single 'The Serious One'... but she'd rather be dancing.

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore