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Thu 19 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
The Middle
The Table
Season 6 Episode 4/24

Frankie and Mike approach their wedding anniversary, and Frankie finds a full dining set online, but not everything is as it seems. Meanwhile, Brick starts a protest. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Halloween V
Season 6 Episode 5/24

Sue has an idea that will help supplement her college fund, while Frankie and Mike are stunned to learn that Brick has invited a girl over to the house as just a friend. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Sinkhole
Season 6 Episode 6/24

Frankie is forced to wash the dishes with a hose after the sink falls into a sinkhole, Sue tries to receive credit for gym class, and Brick accidently breaks something. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
American comedy about a streetwise teenager staying with wealthy relatives in their Los Angeles mansion. Starring Will Smith, James Avery, Alfonso Ribeiro and Daphne Maxwell Reid

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Bed Banter and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 15/24

JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Heavy Meddle
Season 1 Episode 16/24

JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One in Vegas - Part Two
Season 5 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross feel guilty about the prank he played on her. Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out his latest get-rich-quick scheme. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One After Vegas
Season 6 Episode 1/25

Ross and Rachel leave Las Vegas as a married couple, while Phoebe is persuaded to embark on a cross-country adventure with Joey. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Season 6 Episode 2/25

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but have difficulty explaining to Rachel that she will not be a part of the arrangement. Meanwhile, Phoebe begs Ross to get his latest marriage annulled. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Denial
Season 6 Episode 3/25

Ross encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together and makes a dramatic decision about Rachel. David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
The Hobbit, the Sofa and Digger Stiles
Season 4 Episode 3/22

Lorelai and Sookie go into catering to make ends meet, and their first assignment is a Lord of the Rings-themed party. Rory is shocked to discover Emily has redecorated her room and Richard receives a tempting business proposition

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice
Season 1 Episode 9/16

The guys look back on their favourite moments from the first eight episodes of the hidden camera comedy show, and share their experiences of humiliating themselves in public
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Scrubs
My Student
Season 1 Episode 17/24

JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18/24

JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Builders
Season 2 Episode 15/20

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring builders, with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition

Rating: 6.7
8:30pm
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Fun and Games
Season 2 Episode 16/20

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring fun and games, from extreme board games to hiking horrors
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
11:00pm
Detroiters
April in the D
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she is stopped for drink-driving. Return of the American comedy, starring Sam Richardson
(New Series)

11:30pm
Detroiters
Jefferson Porger
Season 2 Episode 2/10

Tension builds between Sam and Tim over an acting role in a commercial, and Sheila's relationship with Lea becomes strained after she makes an off-colour joke

12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Who Arted
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The guys are set to work in a bakery, where they must eat their customers purchases and challenge them to pie-eating contests. The loser of this week's games has to pose as an avant garde artist and is sent to a gallery where he must explain the meaning of his work to a gathering of critics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice
Season 1 Episode 9/16

The guys look back on their favourite moments from the first eight episodes of the hidden camera comedy show, and share their experiences of humiliating themselves in public
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Def Poet's Society
Season 1 Episode 7/25

Will surprises everyone with an apparent attempt to better himself by joining the school poetry club, but he has an ulterior motive. Starring Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
Insheeption
Season 14 Episode 10/14

Stan is given a glimpse of what life was like for Mr Mackey as a 4th grade pupil when the pair bond over their shared hoarding problems
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
C**n 2: Hindsight
Season 14 Episode 11/14

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Mysterion Rises
Season 14 Episode 12/14

Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 127/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
3:50am
Rick and Morty
The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Season 2 Episode 6/10

Rick forgot to check the oil in his car and has the task of fixing it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Francis Escapes
Season 1 Episode 7/16

Francis runs away from military school and returns home to see his girlfriend - but she turns out to be a thief who does not seem interested in him after all. While he takes refuge in the backyard, Malcolm is faced with the task of covering for his errant brother. Christopher Kennedy Masterson and Frankie Muniz star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Krelboyne Picnic
Season 1 Episode 8/16

The whole family attends a school picnic, and Malcolm is convinced he will be ridiculed by his classmates after being forced to perform in the Academic Circus event. Frankie Muniz stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Fri 20 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Hidden camera practical joke show featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q from comedy troupe the Tenderloins

Rating: 5.5
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Joker's Choice
Season 1 Episode 9/16

The guys look back on their favourite moments from the first eight episodes of the hidden camera comedy show, and share their experiences of humiliating themselves in public

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
American comedy about a streetwise teenager staying with wealthy relatives in their Los Angeles mansion. Starring Will Smith, James Avery, Alfonso Ribeiro and Daphne Maxwell Reid

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
American comedy about a streetwise teenager staying with wealthy relatives in their Los Angeles mansion. Starring Will Smith, James Avery, Alfonso Ribeiro and Daphne Maxwell Reid

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Student
Season 1 Episode 17/24

JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18/24

JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Season 6 Episode 4/25

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process. Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Porsche
Season 6 Episode 5/25

Joey is mistaken for the owner of a Porsche and uses the mix-up to enhance his image. Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One on the Last Night
Season 6 Episode 6/25

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates, and Ross claims he is too busy babysitting to help Monica as she frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing before the removal firm arrives. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Phoebe Runs
Season 6 Episode 7/25

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting. Chandler tries to impress Monica by cleaning their flat, and Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style. Comedy, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
Chicken or Beef?
Season 4 Episode 4/22

Rory has an uncomfortable encounter with a former boyfriend, who ends up inviting her to his wedding. Sookie and Lorelai visit Michel's new workplace, and run into trouble with their plans for extending the inn

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Starfart Macchiato
Season 2 Episode 3/8

A punishment comes back to bite Sal and Murr makes a careless mistake
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Scrubs
My Old Man
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20/24

JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is. Comedy, guest starring Scott Foley, with Sarah Chalke and Zach Braff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Thunder
Season 7 Episode 1/24

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Season 7 Episode 2/24

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Season 7 Episode 3/24

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Season 7 Episode 4/24

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Meanwhile, Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Engagement Picture
Season 7 Episode 5/24

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out, Ross and Phoebe date a couple in the middle of a divorce and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph with Monica. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Nap Partners
Season 7 Episode 6/24

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Showtime
The popular stand-up entertains 20,000 fans in a show recorded during his 10-night run at the London O2 in 2012. The show features anecdotes about watching his wife get undressed, a horrific trip to the dentist and his children, as well as Michael's thoughts on the Diamond Jubilee, Wimbledon and the Olympics
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
10:00pm
The Roast of Rob Lowe
Roast-master David Spade is joined by Jimmy Carr, Pete Davidson, Bo Derek, Payton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross for a comic deconstruction of actor Rob Lowe
(Subtitles)

11:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Starfart Macchiato
Season 2 Episode 3/8

A punishment comes back to bite Sal and Murr makes a careless mistake
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Some Day Your Prince Will Be in Effect
Season 1 Episode 8/25

Will and Carlton get caught up in a battle of egos as they try to find dates for Hilary's Hallowe'en party. Will Smith stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kiss My Butler
Season 1 Episode 10/25

The Banks family decides to give Geoffrey a birthday treat by catering to his every whim for a change, while Will and Carlton arrange a surprise blind date. Guest starring Naomi Campbell
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
Rick and Morty
Big Trouble In Little Sanchez
Season 2 Episode 7/10

Beth and Jerry sort out their relationship and Rick joins in on some hi-jinks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
2:00am
South Park
C**n v C**n and Friends
Season 14 Episode 13/14

The 'Coon proves himself to be even more evil than Cthulhu as he punishes his former partners. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Creme Fraiche
Season 14 Episode 14/14

Randy becomes obsessed with the Food Network, and quits his job to pursue his new passion. However, his decision begins to have an adverse effect on Stan's life, and forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:10am
South Park
Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
3:30am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 128/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
3:55am
The Jim Jefferies Show
Season 2 Episode 14/

Talk show hosted by the Australian comedian in which he offer his acerbic views on culture and politics

4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Lois v Evil
Season 1 Episode 9/16

Francis is delighted to hear his new assignment is as a guard at a beauty pageant, and Lois's unexpected sacking from the grocery store leaves the family facing poverty
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Stock Car Races
Season 1 Episode 10/16

Hal takes the boys out of school and along to the stock car races, while Lois turns the house upside down in a desperate search for her missing pay cheque
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sat 21 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Fresh Off the Boat
Phillip Goldstein
Season 1 Episode 8/13

Eddie is forced by his mother to make friends with the new kid at school, while Louis hires a ?real cowboy' to serve at his restaurant
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
8:35am
Life in Pieces
Swim Survivor Zen Talk
Season 2 Episode 7/22

Colleen admits she cannot swim, so Matt tries to teach her. Tim tries to ruin John's audition tape for Survivor out of jealousy, and Heather gives Sophia the talk about sex
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
9:00am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 4 Episode 3/10

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
9:30am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 4 Episode 4/10

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Own Personal Jesus
Season 1 Episode 11/24

As Christmas approaches, Elliot searches frantically for a pregnant teenager who has gone missing, while surly Dr Cox arranges for JD to film the birth of a friend's baby
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Blind Date
Season 1 Episode 12/24

The staff try to finish a shift without losing any patients, while JD finds a new friend - stuck in a scanning machine. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Teeth
Season 6 Episode 8/25

Phoebe claims she kissed Ralph Lauren at Rachel's workplace, and room-mate Janine encourages Joey to get in touch with his feminine side, much to Chandler's annoyance. Ross bleaches his teeth in an effort to impress a date. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
Season 6 Episode 9/25

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they don't like him because they think he uses drugs. Fortunately, their disapproval soon focuses on Ross instead. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Apothecary Table
Season 6 Episode 11/25

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Eat, Spray, Linda
Season 5 Episode 18/21

Bob needs more time to plan Linda's birthday surprise and sends her out of the house as a distraction, but she goes missing and mayhem ensues
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
1:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Housetrap
Season 5 Episode 19/21

The Belchers get stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck, but the bad weather is the least of their worries
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Hawk & Chick
Season 5 Episode 20/21

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
2:30pm
Bob's Burgers
The Oeder Games
Season 5 Episode 21/21

Bob and the other tenants rebel at the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue and find out that they will have to compete to keep their rents reasonable
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Joke
Season 6 Episode 12/25

Phoebe's frank attitude causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey reluctantly accepts a job as a waiter at Central Perk, while Ross and Chandler argue over which of them made up a raunchy joke
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Sister
Season 6 Episode 13/25

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon), who promptly makes her regret it by flirting with Ross. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for giving free food to female customers at Central Perk
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:35pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:05pm
Film Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
A misunderstood soldier who has retired to a Buddhist monastery is drawn back into action for a special mission. A succession of failed rescue attempts has left countless American servicemen held hostage in the Middle East, and it falls to him to set them free. Spoof action movie sequel, starring Charlie Sheen, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges and Rowan Atkinson

Rating: 8.3
9:00pm
Film There's Something About Mary (1998)
A lovelorn man hires a sleazy private eye to track down his high-school sweetheart in the hope of rekindling their brief relationship. By unfortunate coincidence, the detective also falls for her, and then it emerges there are even more men out there competing for her affections. Comedy from the Farrelly brothers, starring Cameron Diaz, Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon and Lee Evans

Rating: 7.1
11:30pm
Jason Manford Live
The comedian performs at the Manchester Arena in 2011 as part of his Off on Tour We Go show, giving his take on topics including shower mishaps, the phrases that people get wrong and dealing with nappies, staff at 24-hour supermarkets and Prince Philip's gaffes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Pay It Forward
Season 1 Episode 1/16

Hidden camera show featuring the pranks of comedy troupe the Tenderloins, who are Joe Gatto, James Murray, Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano. The guys pretend to be crazy cashiers at a fast-food outlet, Times Square tour guides and Costco store employees
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
Impractical Jokers
Butterfly Crime Scene
Season 1 Episode 2/16

Joe, Murr, Sal and Q are challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and carry out a survey of amusement park guests at Six Flags Great Adventure. They also grab as many groceries from other customers at a shop as they can and try to pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:30am
Detroiters
April in the D
Season 2 Episode 1/10

Sam and Tim help Sheila find a lawyer after she is stopped for drink-driving. Return of the American comedy, starring Sam Richardson
(Subtitles)

2:00am
Detroiters
Jefferson Porger
Season 2 Episode 2/10

Tension builds between Sam and Tim over an acting role in a commercial, and Sheila's relationship with Lea becomes strained after she makes an off-colour joke
(Subtitles)

2:30am
South Park
Medicinal Fried Chicken
Season 14 Episode 3/14

Randy deliberately gives himself testicular cancer so that he is allowed to buy medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, the state bans Cartman's favourite brand of fried chicken
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
You Have 0 Friends
Season 14 Episode 4/14

Stan finds himself pressured into joining a social networking website, but quickly becomes annoyed with it - only to find that the site is unwilling to let him leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
March Dadness
Season 3 Episode 14/22

Cleveland feels hurt when his dad, Freight Train, seems to ignore him in favour of spending time with Junior. When he learns the reason why, he decides to search for a new father figure - leading to a tense showdown at a golf tournament. Meanwhile, Rallo purchases a new sports car
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
The Men in Me
Season 3 Episode 15/22

Cleveland is horrified to be labelled the whitest man in America after winning a dance competition. In an effort to shake off his unwanted reputation, he embarks on a quest to learn more about his roots, and is reunited with his childhood nanny Barbara
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Scrubs
My Balancing Act
Season 1 Episode 13/24

JD's blossoming romance takes second place to his hectic work schedule, while Turk and Carla have relationship problems of their own. Dr Cox tries to give the interns the confidence to face up to Dr Kelso. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:35am
Scrubs
My Drug Buddy
Season 1 Episode 14/24

JD is forced to take sides when his new girlfriend causes friction with Elliot, while Turk is taken aback to discover Dr Cox has more than a passing interest in Carla. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Sun 22 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Builders
Season 2 Episode 15/20

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring builders, with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
8:35am
Most Ridiculous
Most Ridiculous - Fun and Games
Season 2 Episode 16/20

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring fun and games, from extreme board games to hiking horrors
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.7
9:00am
Scrubs
My Bed Banter and Beyond
Season 1 Episode 15/24

JD and Elliot struggle against the odds to keep their relationship under wraps, while Carla and Dr Cox reminisce about what made them take up a medical career. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
9:35am
Scrubs
My Heavy Meddle
Season 1 Episode 16/24

JD has a strange meeting with Dr Cox. Turk teams up with Elliot for a research project, and Carla tries to fulfil a dying patient's last requests. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:00am
Scrubs
My Student
Season 1 Episode 17/24

JD, Elliot and Turk start training their first medical students, finally getting a chance to dispense knowledge instead of receiving it. However, not all the new faces are keen to learn. Comedy, starring Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Tuscaloosa Heart
Season 1 Episode 18/24

JD berates himself for not having been nicer to a cancer patient who dies while undergoing treatment. Dr Cox's romance with Kristen heats up, and Elliot becomes obsessed by an old song that may contain the voice of Dr Kelso. American comedy, starring Zach Braff, Kelli Williams and John C McGinley
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Film Bring It On (2000)
Successful high-school cheerleaders discover their popular dance moves were stolen from an inner-city rival by their ambitious former captain. The squad has to come up with a new routine quickly to salvage some pride and succeed at a forthcoming championships. Comedy, starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford and Gabrielle Union

Rating: 6.2
1:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Paul's the Man
Season 6 Episode 22/25

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for a romantic weekend, unaware her dad and Rachel have had exactly the same idea. American comedy, guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Ring
Season 6 Episode 23/25

Chandler makes the mistake of asking Phoebe to help him choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up and reveal his emotions but he ends up revealing too much. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part One
Season 6 Episode 24/25

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance. Ross gets an uncomfortable reminder of his girlfriend's immaturity, while Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and Tom Selleck
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Proposal - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 25/25

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, which puts pressure on a nervous Chandler to bite the bullet and suggest she marry him instead. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Thunder
Season 7 Episode 1/24

An ecstatic Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross. American comedy, starring Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Book
Season 7 Episode 2/24

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day, only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house. Phoebe moves her massage parlour into Ross's apartment and Rachel's choice of reading matter raises eyebrows
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Season 7 Episode 3/24

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Season 7 Episode 4/24

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Meanwhile, Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:05pm
Friends
The One with the Engagement Picture
Season 7 Episode 5/24

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out, Ross and Phoebe date a couple in the middle of a divorce and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph with Monica. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:40pm
Friends
The One with the Nap Partners
Season 7 Episode 6/24

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:10pm
Film Hot Pursuit (2015)
An uptight, accident prone police officer desperate to prove herself has to protect a gangster's widow who has agreed to give evidence against a drug lord. They end up forced to go on the run together, and are pursued across Texas by hitmen and corrupt cops. Crime comedy, starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara

Rating: 8.8
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
Stand-up comedy performed in front of a sell-out crowd at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The show features humorous observations on becoming a father, life on the road, and the `man drawer' in every house, where males keep those essential items they are sure they will need again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
10:25pm
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Ed Gamble at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 1/

New series. Return of the show in which stand-up acts perform at the famous Soho comedy club, with Ed Gamble introducing Fin Taylor, Mae Martin and Mo Gilligan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:55pm
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Sara Pascoe at the Comedy Store
Season 4 Episode 6/12

The comedienne hosts tonight's proceedings, and questions her credentials as a `good person' along the way. Includes routines by Phil Wang, Chris Martin and Joel Dommett
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
11:30pm
Da Ali G Show
Ali G in Da USAiii: Jah
Season 3 Episode 5/6

The voice of youth travels to America to discuss Moses with writer and critic Gore Vidal, whom he mistakenly believes to be a hairstylist. He also considers medical ethics with several renowned experts, discussing topics including cloning and euthanasia. Elsewhere, Borat quizzes an estate agent on the merits and availability of padded cells and a soundproof bathroom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Unmotivational Speaker
Season 1 Episode 3/16

The guys try off-colour techniques of impressing women while speed-dating and talk to patrons through a bullhorn they can't control. Later, they act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk and ask surprising questions of people in a pharmacy
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Boardwalk of Shame
Season 1 Episode 4/16

The guys joke with strangers on the street, invades beach-goers' towels, play a humorous word game with customers at a grocery store, and act as salesmen at a car dealership
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
Rick and Morty
Big Trouble In Little Sanchez
Season 2 Episode 7/10

Beth and Jerry sort out their relationship and Rick joins in on some hi-jinks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
1:30am
South Park
Insheeption
Season 14 Episode 10/14

Stan is given a glimpse of what life was like for Mr Mackey as a 4th grade pupil when the pair bond over their shared hoarding problems
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
C**n 2: Hindsight
Season 14 Episode 11/14

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it, causing dissension to spread among the masked vigilante's ranks
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Mysterion Rises
Season 14 Episode 12/14

Scorned by Mysterion and his fellow super heroes, 'Coon resolves to work alone, and sets out to get revenge on his former allies. Animated comedy, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
C**n v C**n and Friends
Season 14 Episode 13/14

The 'Coon proves himself to be even more evil than Cthulhu as he punishes his former partners. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Cleveland Show
Frapp Attack
Season 3 Episode 16/22

Cleveland flirts with a co-worker, but Rallo and Junior catch his antics on camera and use them to create a music video that becomes hugely popular on the internet. A major record producer also takes an interest - only to fall in love with Donna
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:50am
The Cleveland Show
American Prankster
Season 3 Episode 17/22

One of Rallo's pranks goes too far and leads to Junior getting kicked out of the scouts. A furious Cleveland decides he has finally had enough of his stepson's misbehaviour - and threatens to send him to a young offenders' institution if matters do not improve. Animated sitcom, with the voice of Mike Henry
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
4:15am
Scrubs
My Old Man
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:35am
Scrubs
My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20/24

JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is. Comedy, guest starring Scott Foley, with Sarah Chalke and Zach Braff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Mon 23 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 1/8

The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a nightclub, and read horoscopes to patrons of a mall
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Starfart Macchiato
Season 2 Episode 3/8

A punishment comes back to bite Sal and Murr makes a careless mistake
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Courting Disaster
Season 1 Episode 11/25

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Talking Turkey
Season 1 Episode 12/25

Will's mother decides to drop by for the Thanksgiving celebrations, but is decidedly unimpressed with the new lifestyle her son has adopted. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Old Man
Season 1 Episode 19/24

Elliot and Turk are unhappy to learn their parents are coming to hear them present a joint paper at the medical conference. JD is upset to discover the truth behind his father's abrasive attitude. John Ritter guest stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20/24

JD is rattled by Turk's competitive attitude, and Elliot finds herself attracted to a new patient - until she learns he is every bit as stubborn as she is. Comedy, guest starring Scott Foley, with Sarah Chalke and Zach Braff
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Teeth
Season 6 Episode 8/25

Phoebe claims she kissed Ralph Lauren at Rachel's workplace, and room-mate Janine encourages Joey to get in touch with his feminine side, much to Chandler's annoyance. Ross bleaches his teeth in an effort to impress a date. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Ross Got High
Season 6 Episode 9/25

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they don't like him because they think he uses drugs. Fortunately, their disapproval soon focuses on Ross instead. Comedy, guest starring Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Apothecary Table
Season 6 Episode 11/25

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
The Fundamental Things Apply
Season 4 Episode 5/22

Rory tries to get over her break-up with Jess by looking for a new partner, but discovers that finding a date at college is not as easy as she first thought

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 5/8

The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and attempt to teach golf
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 6/26

Another selection trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, with Joe revealing how long it took to recover from his sumo punishment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Scrubs
My Sacrificial Clam
Season 1 Episode 21/24

JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser, with Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Occurrence
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Part one of two. Jordan's brother Ben is admitted to the hospital suffering from a minor injury, but JD later faces the difficult task of telling him he also has leukaemia. Meanwhile, Elliot mistakenly tells a patient she is pregnant. Guest starring Brendan Fraser
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Season 7 Episode 3/24

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball. Meanwhile, Rachel advises Joey on life on the ocean wave. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Assistant
Season 7 Episode 4/24

An attractive but unqualified man applies for a job as Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or a more competent woman. Meanwhile, Joey's TV show is cancelled after only one episode. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Eddie Cahill
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Engagement Picture
Season 7 Episode 5/24

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out, Ross and Phoebe date a couple in the middle of a divorce and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph with Monica. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Nap Partners
Season 7 Episode 6/24

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves. She also bumps into Chandler's ex-girlfriend Julie, and is horrified to discover he ended their relationship because she became fat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Library Book
Season 7 Episode 7/24

Janice cajoles Chandler and Monica into inviting her to the wedding. Ross discovers a surprising fact about his doctoral dissertation and the position it occupies in the university library, and Joey's latest date causes him emotional turmoil. Guest starring Kristin Davis (Sex and the City)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Season 7 Episode 8/24

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, leading to a series of embarrassing revelations, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Candy
Season 7 Episode 9/24

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship by making sweets for them - but finds their appetites to be greater than her desire to be popular
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Cheesecakes
Season 7 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's ex-boyfriend arrives back in town and Monica is angry at not being invited to her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment. Comedy, guest starring Hank Azaria (The Simpsons)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Up All Night
Season 7 Episode 12/24

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower. Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler, and Rachel argues with Tag over which of them failed to post a parcel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
9:00pm
Film Step Brothers (2008)
Brennan and Dale are two 40-year-old men who have never flown the nest. All that changes when Brennan's mother marries Dale's father, and the spoiled sons are forced to share a room. They take an instant dislike to each other, but when their long-suffering parents finally insist they find jobs, they learn to work together. Comedy, with Will Ferrell, John C Reilly, Mary Steenburgen and Richard Jenkins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
11:00pm
Da Ali G Show
Ali G in Da USAiii: Realness
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The voice of youth interviews John Gray, the author of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and questions pro-lifers about their beliefs. Borat goes job-hunting and Bruno receives wrestling lessons from a college team on spring break
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.3
11:35pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 26/26

Behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Joe and Q on their first live, televised event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Panty Raid
Season 1 Episode 6/16

The guys have to teach the world's most uncoordinated karate class and pose as newspaper reporters. They also head out into the street with a massage chair to offer free neck and head rubs. This episode's loser is challenged to steal a stranger's underwear from a laundry basket and wear them on his head
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Courting Disaster
Season 1 Episode 11/25

Will is elevated to star status in the school basketball team, leaving cousin Carlton standing on the sidelines, green with envy. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Talking Turkey
Season 1 Episode 12/25

Will's mother decides to drop by for the Thanksgiving celebrations, but is decidedly unimpressed with the new lifestyle her son has adopted. Comedy, starring Will Smith and Janet Hubert-Whitten
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Funnybot
Season 15 Episode 2/14

Jimmy hosts South Park Elementary's first comedy awards ceremony, where he insults the Germans by stating they are the least funny people in the world, prompting them to promise swift and brutal retribution against the school
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Royal Pudding
Season 15 Episode 3/14

In an episode inspired by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding, the Prince of Canada prepares to wed his fiancee in a lavish ceremony. However, when the bride is abducted during the event, Canadians all over the world are sent a call to arms, one that is accepted by Kyle's little brother Ike
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
TMI
Season 15 Episode 4/14

Sensitive information about the school's male pupils is listed on a bulletin board, and Cartman's furious reaction to the development results in another visit to the principal's office. However, this time the youngster's temper lands him in an anger management therapy session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The Crack Baby Athletic Association
Season 15 Episode 5/14

Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Funeral
Season 1 Episode 11/16

Malcolm misses his aunt's funeral in favour of a date, who surprises him by arriving early and catching him half-dressed. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Cheerleader
Season 1 Episode 12/16

Malcolm helps Reese become a cheerleader in the hope of attracting a girl. Francis confides in headmaster Spangler, and Dewey grows increasingly demanding. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Christopher Kennedy Masterson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Tue 24 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 5/8

The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and attempt to teach golf
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 6/26

Another selection trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, with Joe revealing how long it took to recover from his sumo punishment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knowledge is Power
Season 1 Episode 13/25

Will gets wind of cousin Hilary's plan to drop out of college, and decides to exploit the situation by blackmailing her into becoming his personal slave. Streetwise comedy, starring Will Smith and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Day Damn One
Season 1 Episode 14/25

The irrepressible Will takes it upon himself to entertain the guests at Ashley's slumber party. Will Smith and Tatyana Ali star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Sacrificial Clam
Season 1 Episode 21/24

JD accidentally scratches himself with a used syringe and fears he may catch hepatitis B, prompting him to avoid his most vulnerable patients. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser, with Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Occurrence
Season 1 Episode 22/24

Part one of two. Jordan's brother Ben is admitted to the hospital suffering from a minor injury, but JD later faces the difficult task of telling him he also has leukaemia. Meanwhile, Elliot mistakenly tells a patient she is pregnant. Guest starring Brendan Fraser
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
Season 6 Episode 14/25

Phoebe accidentally becomes a porn icon, Rachel tries to stop her sister from embarking on a relationship with Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part One
Season 6 Episode 15/25

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One That Could Have Been - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 16/25

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage, and Rachel catches Barry being unfaithful. Comedy, with David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Unagi
Season 6 Episode 17/25

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike to help him participate in a medical study, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
An Affair to Remember
Season 4 Episode 6/22

Emily plans an elaborate party for the launch of Richard's new company and hires Lorelai and Sookie to do the catering, but insists they prove their trustworthiness. American comedy drama, starring Lauren Graham, Kelly Bishop and Melissa McCarthy

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 7/26

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q reveal what wild names did not make it to air in the receptionist challenge, as well as how long it took for Murr's eyebrows to grow back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 8/8

The pranksters try to get signatures for college clubs that do not exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
3:00pm
Scrubs
My Hero
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Part two of two. Ben's doctors suggest different methods of treatment to tackle his leukaemia, while JD finds his professional judgement wavering at the thought of operating on a friend. Meanwhile, Elliot and Turk both feel their talents are not appreciated. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Last Day
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Just as the interns are finally about to become fully qualified doctors, a visit from Jordan has repercussions for them all. Comedy, starring Christa Miller Lawrence, Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
4:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Candy
Season 7 Episode 9/24

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship by making sweets for them - but finds their appetites to be greater than her desire to be popular
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Cheesecakes
Season 7 Episode 11/24

Phoebe's ex-boyfriend arrives back in town and Monica is angry at not being invited to her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment. Comedy, guest starring Hank Azaria (The Simpsons)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where They're Up All Night
Season 7 Episode 12/24

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower. Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler, and Rachel argues with Tag over which of them failed to post a parcel
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rosita Dies
Season 7 Episode 13/24

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer. Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home, while Rachel and Chandler blame themselves for breaking Joey's favourite chair
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Season 7 Episode 14/24

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Brain
Season 7 Episode 15/24

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off. Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man who left his mobile phone in Central Perk, and Ross learns he is not allowed to play the bagpipes at Monica and Chandler's wedding. Guest starring Susan Sarandon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Fresh Off the Boat
Licence to Sell
Season 1 Episode 9/13

Jessica avoids taking her real estate exam after meeting Orlando's top realtor. Eddie allows himself to become Nicole's make-up guinea pig
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.2
8:30pm
Life in Pieces
Window Vanity Dress Grace
Season 2 Episode 8/22

Colleen and Joan shop for wedding dresses, Clementine feels she has overstayed her welcome at the Hughes' house and Jen struggles to stay awake after a romantic date night

Rating: 10
9:00pm
Film The Tuxedo (2002)
A bumbling chauffeur steps in to take the place of a secret agent injured in an explosion. Wearing the agent's hi-tech suit, and with the help of a rookie spy, the humble driver now has all the power he needs to stop a villain from gaining global domination by polluting the world's water supply. Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Isaacs and Richie Coster

Rating: 6
11:00pm
Bad Education
Valentine's Day
Season 2 Episode 4/7

Headmaster Mr Fraser decides to mark Valentine's Day by organising a special Abbey Grove edition of Take Me Out to help shy youngsters find love. Deputy Headmistress Pro Green causes problems for all the staff, while Alfie tries to persuade Miss Gulliver to join him for dinner. Comedy, co-written by and starring Jack Whitehall, with Mathew Horne and Sarah Solemani
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
11:35pm
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Ed Gamble at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 1/

New series. Return of the show in which stand-up acts perform at the famous Soho comedy club, with Ed Gamble introducing Fin Taylor, Mae Martin and Mo Gilligan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
12:05am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 6/26

Another selection trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show, with Joe revealing how long it took to recover from his sumo punishment
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 7/26

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q reveal what wild names did not make it to air in the receptionist challenge, as well as how long it took for Murr's eyebrows to grow back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Knowledge is Power
Season 1 Episode 13/25

Will gets wind of cousin Hilary's plan to drop out of college, and decides to exploit the situation by blackmailing her into becoming his personal slave. Streetwise comedy, starring Will Smith and Karyn Parsons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Day Damn One
Season 1 Episode 14/25

The irrepressible Will takes it upon himself to entertain the guests at Ashley's slumber party. Will Smith and Tatyana Ali star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
City Sushi
Season 15 Episode 6/14

Butters is diagnosed as having multiple-personality disorder, and the boys set out to help him understand his condition. However, the truth turns out to be harder to accept than they expected
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
You're Getting Old
Season 15 Episode 7/14

Stan celebrates his 10th birthday, but begins to experience some unusual changes to his personality shortly after the event. Concerned for his welbeing, he visits a doctor, who confirms he has become cynical
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
A** Burgers
Season 15 Episode 8/14

Cartman is convinced he has Asperger's syndrome, and comes up with a unique way of coping with the condition. Meanwhile, Stan continues to adjust to life after his birthday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 129/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
3:50am
South Park
Last of the Meheecans
Season 15 Episode 9/14

An innocent game turns serious when Cartman joins the US Border Patrol, and discovers a hitherto unknown talent for catching illegal Mexican immigrants
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Rollerskates
Season 1 Episode 13/16

Malcolm suffers his father's roller-skating lessons and Lois is put out of action by a back injury. American comedy, starring Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek and Bryan Cranston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
The Bots and the Bees
Season 1 Episode 14/16

Malcolm and his brothers decide to build a robot while Lois is out of town visiting Francis, only for Hal to take over the project
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2

Wed 25 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2
8:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Season 2 Episode 7/26

Sal, Murr, Joe and Q reveal what wild names did not make it to air in the receptionist challenge, as well as how long it took for Murr's eyebrows to grow back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:35am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 8/8

The pranksters try to get signatures for college clubs that do not exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Deck the Halls
Season 1 Episode 15/25

Will gets into the festive mood by trimming the Banks' home with Christmas decorations - but his over-the-top ideas are not exactly taken in good spirit. Will Smith and James Avery star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Lucky Charm
Season 1 Episode 16/25

Philip becomes worried when Will is picked to be a lucky charm by one of his most important clients
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
10:00am
Scrubs
My Hero
Season 1 Episode 23/24

Part two of two. Ben's doctors suggest different methods of treatment to tackle his leukaemia, while JD finds his professional judgement wavering at the thought of operating on a friend. Meanwhile, Elliot and Turk both feel their talents are not appreciated. Comedy, guest starring Brendan Fraser
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
10:30am
Scrubs
My Last Day
Season 1 Episode 24/24

Just as the interns are finally about to become fully qualified doctors, a visit from Jordan has repercussions for them all. Comedy, starring Christa Miller Lawrence, Zach Braff and Donald Faison
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Season 6 Episode 18/25

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Meanwhile, Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross gets into trouble for dating a student. Comedy, with Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
11:30am
Friends
The One with Joey's Fridge
Season 6 Episode 19/25

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, leaving him to worry about what she is getting up to. Rachel longs for a date and Joey's fridge breaks down
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Mac and CHEESE
Season 6 Episode 20/25

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything. With clips from earlier episodes, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Joey is threatened with dismissal for insulting the operator of the robot alongside which he is due to star in his latest role. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
1:00pm
Gilmore Girls
The Festival of Living Art
Season 4 Episode 7/22

An exhibition of `living paintings' is held in the town. Kirk is the unlikely choice to portray Jesus in a display of the Last Supper, but takes his role a little too seriously, while Lorelai comes down with stage fright. Sookie and Jackson enlist a midwife as they prepare for their home birth, while Lane, Zack, and Brian find a new guitarist to replace Dave in the band

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 3/16

The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic-book shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 3/16

The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic-book shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
2:55pm
Scrubs
My Overkill
Season 2 Episode 1/22

Relationships between the Sacred Heart Hospital staff continue to suffer in the wake of Jordan's revelations, and Carla gives Turk the elbow, forcing him to stay with JD - who is desperately trying to get back into Dr Cox's good books. Guest starring Colin Hay, with Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:30pm
Scrubs
My Nightingale
Season 2 Episode 2/22

JD, Turk and Elliot spend their first unsupervised night on the ward as resident physicians, a car chase ends at the hospital, and Dr Cox faces up to the feelings he has for his ex-wife. Comedy, starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.5
3:55pm
Friends
The One Where Rosita Dies
Season 7 Episode 13/24

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer. Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home, while Rachel and Chandler blame themselves for breaking Joey's favourite chair
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Season 7 Episode 14/24

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Brain
Season 7 Episode 15/24

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off. Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man who left his mobile phone in Central Perk, and Ross learns he is not allowed to play the bagpipes at Monica and Chandler's wedding. Guest starring Susan Sarandon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
Season 7 Episode 17/24

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress and the right to hire Chandler's favourite band for the ceremony. David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Award
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance. Meanwhile, Ross spots Chandler leaving a male strip club and Phoebe meets a cute guy. With Matt LeBlanc and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Season 7 Episode 19/24

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Rachel and Phoebe plan a last-minute bridal party, while Joey tries to trick his way into an acting role. Guest starring Denise Richards (Starship Troopers)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Season 7 Episode 20/24

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a dramatic and passionate turn. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross vie to outdo one another in the tuxedo stakes for the impending wedding. Winona Ryder (Beetlejuice) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 8
8:00pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 4 Episode 5/10

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
8:30pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 4 Episode 6/10

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
9:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: British Invasion
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q travel to London, where they wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of football
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
10:00pm
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
Iain Stirling at the Comedy Store
Season 5 Episode 2/

With Darren Harriott, Jake Lambert and Fern Brady
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
10:30pm
Comedy Central at the Comedy Store
James Acaster at the Comedy Store
Season 4 Episode 5/12

With Jarred Christmas, Tiff Stevenson and Jamali Maddix
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.9
11:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
Stand-up comedy performed in front of a sell-out crowd at London's Hammersmith Apollo. The show features humorous observations on becoming a father, life on the road, and the `man drawer' in every house, where males keep those essential items they are sure they will need again
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.7
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 2 Episode 8/8

The pranksters try to get signatures for college clubs that do not exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 3 Episode 3/16

The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic-book shop
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
1:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Deck the Halls
Season 1 Episode 15/25

Will gets into the festive mood by trimming the Banks' home with Christmas decorations - but his over-the-top ideas are not exactly taken in good spirit. Will Smith and James Avery star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
1:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Lucky Charm
Season 1 Episode 16/25

Philip becomes worried when Will is picked to be a lucky charm by one of his most important clients
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.7
2:00am
South Park
Bass to Mouth
Season 15 Episode 10/14

The students of South Park Elementary fall victim to an elusive hacker, who has gained access to their e-mail accounts and phones, and is selling their stories to a gossip website. When the boys investigate, they are shocked to discover the villain's identity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Broadway Bro Down
Season 15 Episode 11/14

Randy makes an effort to do more things that Sharon enjoys, and agrees to take her to see a hit musical in Denver. However, the show inspires him with a fanatical appreciation for Broadway, and he insists on whisking his wife away to New York to enjoy every act the Great White Way has to offer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
One Per Cent
Season 15 Episode 12/14

Cartman's classmates are punished for his failings in a PE class, prompting the pupils of South Park Elementary to start bullying him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
The Daily Show
Season 23 Episode 130/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.2
3:50am
South Park
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Season 15 Episode 13/14

The boys watch a TV documentary exploring the history of Thanksgiving, and become convinced that aliens and ghosts were involved in the tale. However, the search for the truth about the first feast threatens to change the celebration for ever
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Malcolm in the Middle
Smunday
Season 1 Episode 15/16

Malcolm and his brothers take advantage of Lois's illness by convincing her it is Sunday so they can skip school, while Hal goes in search of a sports car. Frankie Muniz stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
4:35am
Malcolm in the Middle
Water Park
Season 1 Episode 16/16

Malcolm and Reese fight it out at a water park, Spangler challenges Francis to an unusual variation of pool, and Dewey spends the day with a peculiar babysitter. Comedy, starring Frankie Muniz and Justin Berfield
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.9
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.2