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Wed 11 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Will & Grace
AI: Artificial Insemination - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 27/27

Part two of two. Will and Grace begin to wonder whether the traditional method of conceiving a child might have the edge over artificial insemination. Jack gives up his dreams of showbiz stardom after being promoted at Barney's - but then receives a spot of advice from an unexpected quarter. Cher and Rip Torn (The Larry Sanders Show) guest star

Rating: 5.8
8:35am
Will & Grace
And the Horse He Rode in On
Season 5 Episode 1/24

A handsome Jewish doctor makes Grace's day when he saves her - on horseback - from being late for her insemination. Meanwhile, Karen is tempted to cheat on her jailbird husband. Guest starring Harry Connick Jr

Rating: 5.8
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Viva Lost Wages
Season 6 Episode 8/24

Carlton is delighted to receive an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas as a birthday present, but asks for trouble by inviting Will to tag along. Will Smith and Alfonso Ribeiro star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Ooh, Baby Baby
Season 6 Episode 11/24

Hilary is thrilled to see her chat show broadcast on national TV, but then an interview with a pregnant woman brings out her maternal instincts, making her feel broody and unfulfilled
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
Washed Up'
Season 7 Episode 15/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q make scenes while stealing money from the tip jar at a pizzeria, and then go through a text exchange challenge at a food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
To Hatch A Predator
Season 7 Episode 16/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bathrobes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
Impractical Jokers
Like A Boss
Season 7 Episode 17/25

The guys must do and say what they are told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of Fast & Furious: Supercharged, where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:30am
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show
Expect the unexpected as Michael provides his own inimitable take on Christmas, with a little help from an unsuspecting audience, Ellie Goulding, and ventriloquist Paul Zerdin!

Rating: 3.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rosita Dies
Season 7 Episode 13/24

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer. Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home, while Rachel and Chandler blame themselves for breaking Joey's favourite chair
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Season 7 Episode 14/24

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents, and Ross's embarrassing crisis, which resulted in the purchase of a red sports car. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's New Brain
Season 7 Episode 15/24

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off. Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man who left his mobile phone in Central Perk, and Ross learns he is not allowed to play the bagpipes at Monica and Chandler's wedding. Guest starring Susan Sarandon
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Truth About London
Season 7 Episode 16/24

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Joey tries to get ordained via the internet and Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes to play on Ross. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
Season 7 Episode 17/24

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress and the right to hire Chandler's favourite band for the ceremony. David Schwimmer and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Award
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance and a student tells Ross he is in love with him. With Matt LeBlanc and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
Season 7 Episode 19/24

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Rachel and Phoebe plan a last-minute bridal party, while Joey tries to trick his way into an acting role. Guest starring Denise Richards
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Season 7 Episode 20/24

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a dramatic and passionate turn. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross vie to outdo one another in the tuxedo stakes for the impending wedding. Winona Ryder guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Vows
Season 7 Episode 21/24

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help. Meanwhile, Monica has similar difficulties and recruits Phoebe and Rachel - but they soon get distracted and start reminiscing
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with Chandler's Dad
Season 7 Episode 22/24

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Fresh Off the Boat
Jessica Place
Season 2 Episode 19/24

Jessica's favourite soap goes off the air, and she is forced to look elsewhere for a source of drama in her life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
6:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 6 Episode 11/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive edition of the game show, with Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win money for charity

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 4 Episode 12/12

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive special of the show, with Ex on the Beach star Charlotte Dawson and her partner Matthew Sarsfield competing for charity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Film Scrooged (1988)
A heartless TV executive is cruel to his employees and sees the festive season as nothing more than an opportunity to make money. However, on Christmas Eve, three ghosts arrive in the night and challenge him to change his cynical ways by showing him his past, present and future. Comedy based on Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Bill Murray, Karen Allen, John Forsythe, David Johansen and Carol Kane

Rating: 8.7
11:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 7 Episode 12/12

A Christmas edition looking back at the best moments from the seventh series of the topical comedy show, and there is also a selection of previously unseen footage with a festive theme. First shown in 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
12:00am
South Park
Skank Hunt
Season 20 Episode 2/10

The boys decide they have to take down Cartman, while Skank Hunt takes his rein of terror global
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
The Damned
Season 20 Episode 3/10

Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, while Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Wieners Out
Season 20 Episode 4/10

Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, while Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Douche and a Danish
Season 20 Episode 5/10

Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend have a plan to reunite the school, and Mr Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Fort Collins
Season 20 Episode 6/10

Schwaggins is shocked to discover the truth behind Gerald's trolling, Randy has trouble with the member berries, and Cartman fears Heidi will discover his dubious past.
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Oh, Jeez
Season 20 Episode 7/10

Everyone is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, while Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the Member Berries unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Members Only
Season 20 Episode 8/10

Mr Garrison deals with the aftermath of being elected president, Gerald attempts to escape the wrath of being captured by Troll Trace, and Cartman and Heidi prepare to go to Mars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Not Funny
Season 20 Episode 9/10

Butters tries to convince Cartman that Heidi might turn her back on him, while Gerald discovers the Troll Trace leader's true intentions
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
The Daily Show
Season 25 Episode 34/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9
4:15am
Impractical Jokers
Washed Up'
Season 7 Episode 15/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q make scenes while stealing money from the tip jar at a pizzeria, and then go through a text exchange challenge at a food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:35am
Impractical Jokers
To Hatch A Predator
Season 7 Episode 16/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bathrobes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Thu 12 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Will & Grace
Bacon and Eggs
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Jack lands his dream job as personal assistant to actor Kevin Bacon, and Grace is visited by Dr Leo Markups, who makes her a tempting offer. With Harry Connick Jr and Rip Torn

Rating: 5.8
8:35am
Will & Grace
The Kid Stays Out of the Picture
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Will has to wait another month for an answer to the insemination issue while Grace focuses on her relationship with Leo, leading to a big argument

Rating: 5.8
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Boxing Helena
Season 6 Episode 12/24

The Banks family decides to join a health club to get fit, but Will promptly falls for a beautiful boxing instructor who pulls no punches
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Clownius
Season 6 Episode 13/24

Philip is held hostage in his courtroom by a gun-toting clown on the day of a showbiz madam's sentencing. James Avery stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
Like A Boss
Season 7 Episode 17/25

The guys must do and say what they are told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of Fast & Furious: Supercharged, where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
Chick Magnet
Season 7 Episode 18/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and attempt to persuade a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
Make You Laugh Out Loud
Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Iain Lee narrates a compilation of amusing and outrageous Christmas-themed videos that have taken the internet by storm in a seasonal special showcasing hilarious online clips with a festive twist. Examples include the unpredictable reactions of youngsters, from the adorable moment a young boy catches Santa Claus delivering presents on his webcam to the tantrum to end all tantrums thrown by one child who does not receive the gifts he was expecting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
12:00pm
Friends
The One After 'I Do'
Season 8 Episode 1/24

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Chandler has trouble on the dance floor and Joey tries to impress an important Broadway producer with his acting ability. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Red Sweater
Season 8 Episode 2/24

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross misplace the disposable cameras used during the wedding
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Tells
Season 8 Episode 3/24

Rachel reveals who the father of her baby is, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple who get preferential treatment wherever they go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Videotape
Season 8 Episode 4/24

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Fresh Off the Boat
Week in Review
Season 2 Episode 18/24

The children infect Jessica with lice, but Louis' attempt to quarantine himself backfires
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
5:30pm
Fresh Off the Boat
Doing It Right
Season 2 Episode 17/24

Louis becomes obsessed with competing in a chili cook-off - but when he neglects Eddie, the boy responds by entering the contest himself
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Lee Evans Live at Her Majesty's Theatre
The comedian performs at the prestigious London venue
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
10:15pm
South Park
Stupid Spoiled W***e Video Playset
Season 8 Episode 12/14

Paris Hilton arrives in town and opens a store selling memorabilia of herself. Wendy is lost for words when her friends begin idolising the heiress, and finds no reasonable answers to explain why she is so revered, while Butters' parents enter into negotiations to sell him to the star as a pet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
10:45pm
South Park
Ginger Kids
Season 9 Episode 11/14

When Cartman becomes a sufferer of 'Gingervitus', he rallies round to protect his fellow red-headed friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:10pm
South Park
Bloody Mary
Season 9 Episode 14/14

A bleeding statue of Mary in the next town causes mayhem, and Stan's dad is arrested for drink-driving
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:45pm
South Park
More Cr*p
Season 11 Episode 9/14

Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he tries to break a world record after the gang makes him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:10am
South Park
Britney's New Look
Season 12 Episode 2/14

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:45am
South Park
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Season 14 Episode 2/14

The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:10am
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:40am
South Park
Season 23 Episode 9/10

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:10am
Russell Howard's Good News
Best Bits
Season 5 Episode 8/8

Highlights from throughout series 5, which aired in 2011, and saw the comedian offer his perspective on stories cropping up in the media, from Silvio Berlusconi's prospects as a music star to the disappearance of a distinctive garden ornament
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
3:05am
The Daily Show
Season 25 Episode 35/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9
3:30am
RuPaul's Drag Race
RuPaul's Drag Race Holi-Slay Spectacular
Latrice Royale, Shangela, Kim Chi and other fan favourites vie for the title of Drag Race Christmas Queen in this festive special. It's a Christmas miracle!
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
4:15am
Impractical Jokers
Dropping Knowledge
Season 7 Episode 19/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to help them fix their broken bikes, and do and say whatever they are told
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:35am
Impractical Jokers
Hump Day
Season 7 Episode 20/25

The guys lend a hand at a Greek restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Fri 13 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Will & Grace
Humongous Growth
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Karen and Jack conspire to sort out Will and Grace's differences over parenting by getting them to attend the birthday party Joe and Larry are throwing for their daughter. Eric McCormack and Debra Messing star

Rating: 5.8
8:35am
Will & Grace
It's the Gay Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Season 5 Episode 5/24

Will is reluctantly dragged along with Grace and her new boyfriend Leo for a cycle ride in search of Hallowe'en pumpkins. Meanwhile, Jack and Karen attend a therapy session designed to 'cure' gay men and women

Rating: 5.8
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - Part One
Season 6 Episode 14/24

Part one of two. Ashley is offered a lucrative modelling contract, but her parents have to sign it before she can start work, and Philip's recent political involvement strains his relationship with Vivian. Comedy, starring Tatyana Ali, James Avery and Will Smith
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do - Part Two
Season 6 Episode 15/24

Part two of two. Will and Carlton pull together to talk Vivian into giving Philip another chance when her absence makes his heart grow fonder. Will Smith and James Avery star
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
Chick Magnet
Season 7 Episode 18/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and attempt to persuade a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
Dropping Knowledge
Season 7 Episode 19/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to help them fix their broken bikes, and do and say whatever they are told
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
Impractical Jokers
Hump Day
Season 7 Episode 20/25

The guys lend a hand at a Greek restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
Out of Left Field
Season 7 Episode 21/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play the 'laugh man standing' challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
12:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Autograph Corrector
Season 7 Episode 22/25

The guys ask people for help with writing bizarre answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Fresh Off the Boat
Tight Two
Season 2 Episode 16/24

An injury leaves Louis confined to the home with the kids - pushing his fatherhood skills to the limit
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9
6:00pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Though Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a magazine crossword puzzle, he is reluctant to let the publication do a profile of him after his last magazine interview got him fired. Rachel persuades him to reconsider so that he can mention her, though Joey insists all his friends be present to ensure he does not say anything too controversial this time
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 6 Episode 11/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive edition of the game show, with Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win money for charity

Rating: 8.2
9:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 4 Episode 12/12

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive special of the show, with Ex on the Beach star Charlotte Dawson and her partner Matthew Sarsfield competing for charity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
10:00pm
South Park
Season 23 Episode 10/10

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
(New Series)

Rating: 8
10:30pm
Film The Night Before (2015)
Childhood friends Ethan, Isaac and Chris have always spent Christmas Eve enjoying a night of drink and debauchery. As they finally come to accept adult responsibility, they decide to bring this tradition to an end by attending an exclusive party - but finding their way there proves an adventure in itself. Comedy, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen and Anthony Mackie

Rating: 6
12:30am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 7 Episode 9/

Guz Khan is joined by comedian Dane Baptiste to pass comment on the contestants as they try to battle their way to the castle

Rating: 3.8
1:00am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 7 Episode 10/

Host Guz Khan is joined by comedian Jayde Adams to pass judgement on the contestants as they battle their way towards the famous castle

Rating: 3.8
1:30am
South Park
The End of Serialisation as We Know It
Season 20 Episode 10/10

Kyle and Ike team up and gather multiple groups to take down the internet and Troll Trace, while Cartman tries to stop the SpaceX programme
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
White People Renovating Houses
Season 21 Episode 1/10

Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park, while Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Put It Down
Season 21 Episode 2/10

Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict between the president and North Korea, driving his relationship with Craig to the brink, while Cartman begs Heidi to take him back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
The Daily Show
Season 25 Episode 36/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9
3:25am
Impractical Jokers
Stuffed Turkey
Season 6 Episode 11/26

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men to assemble furniture, while Thanksgiving comes early for the show's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
3:50am
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers: Holiday Party Special
Festive edition of the hidden camera show practical joke show featuring the escapades of Joe, Sal, Murr and Q from comedy troupe the Tenderloins
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:15am
Make You Laugh Out Loud
Christmas Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Iain Lee narrates a compilation of amusing and outrageous Christmas-themed videos that have taken the internet by storm in a seasonal special showcasing hilarious online clips with a festive twist. Examples include the unpredictable reactions of youngsters, from the adorable moment a young boy catches Santa Claus delivering presents on his webcam to the tantrum to end all tantrums thrown by one child who does not receive the gifts he was expecting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.3
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Sat 14 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00am
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:30am
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:30am
Film Jingle All the Way 2 (2014)
A man is desperate to earn the love of his eight-year-old stepdaughter, so decides to get her the most popular toy in the shops for Christmas. However, he soon discovers there are very few left on sale and other parents will stop at nothing to get hold of one. Comedy sequel, starring Larry the Cable Guy and Brian Stepanek

Rating: 7
12:25pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding - Part One
Season 7 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding and he disappears, leading to a frantic search by Ross. Joey rehearses for a film role with a major star, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding - Part Two
Season 7 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering a severe case of premarital jitters. Joey tries desperately to be released from his role in a major film so he can act as minister at the wedding. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One After 'I Do'
Season 8 Episode 1/24

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Chandler has trouble on the dance floor and Joey tries to impress an important Broadway producer with his acting ability. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Red Sweater
Season 8 Episode 2/24

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross misplace the disposable cameras used during the wedding
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Tells
Season 8 Episode 3/24

Rachel reveals who the father of her baby is, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple who get preferential treatment wherever they go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Videotape
Season 8 Episode 4/24

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Film Scrooged (1988)
A heartless TV executive is cruel to his employees and sees the festive season as nothing more than an opportunity to make money. However, on Christmas Eve, three ghosts arrive in the night and challenge him to change his cynical ways by showing him his past, present and future. Comedy based on Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Bill Murray, Karen Allen, John Forsythe, David Johansen and Carol Kane

Rating: 8.7
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:30pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:30pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00pm
Film Final Destination 2 (2003)
During a traffic jam, a teenage girl has a vision of a devastating motorway pile-up, which later occurs, convincing her she has cheated death. As time passes, her fellow road-users suffer unfortunate accidents, leaving her with the growing suspicion that fate is redressing matters. Horror sequel, starring AJ Cook, Michael Landes and Tony Todd

Rating: 7.3
11:50pm
South Park
Stupid Spoiled W***e Video Playset
Season 8 Episode 12/14

Paris Hilton arrives in town and opens a store selling memorabilia of herself. Wendy is lost for words when her friends begin idolising the heiress, and finds no reasonable answers to explain why she is so revered, while Butters' parents enter into negotiations to sell him to the star as a pet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:20am
South Park
Ginger Kids
Season 9 Episode 11/14

When Cartman becomes a sufferer of 'Gingervitus', he rallies round to protect his fellow red-headed friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:50am
South Park
Bloody Mary
Season 9 Episode 14/14

A bleeding statue of Mary in the next town causes mayhem, and Stan's dad is arrested for drink-driving
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:20am
South Park
More Cr*p
Season 11 Episode 9/14

Randy Marsh finds he has competition when he tries to break a world record after the gang makes him a local hero. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:50am
South Park
Britney's New Look
Season 12 Episode 2/14

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:20am
South Park
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Season 14 Episode 2/14

The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:50am
South Park
Human Centipad
Season 15 Episode 1/14

Kyle becomes involved in the development of Apple CEO Steve Jobs' latest must-have gadget, while Cartman blames his mother for the fact he still does not own a copy of last year's model
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:10am
South Park
Kenny Dies
Season 5 Episode 13/14

In an attempt to save Kenny's life, Cartman speaks to Congress on the subject of stem cell research - but the gang might still have to face up to the hooded lad's demise one last time
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:35am
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 7 Episode 12/12

A Christmas edition looking back at the best moments from the seventh series of the topical comedy show, and there is also a selection of previously unseen footage with a festive theme. First shown in 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
4:20am
Impractical Jokers
Card Against Humanity
Season 7 Episode 11/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete in a four-way job-exchange challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:40am
Impractical Jokers
The Running Of The Bullies
Season 7 Episode 13/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q offer ridiculous specials to customers while posing as waiters, and team up at a housekeeping job, doing and saying whatever the others tell them
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Sun 15 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Impractical Jokers
Stuffed Turkey
Season 6 Episode 11/26

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men to assemble furniture, while Thanksgiving comes early for the show's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
8:35am
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:30am
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:30am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 7 Episode 9/

Guz Khan is joined by comedian Dane Baptiste to pass comment on the contestants as they try to battle their way to the castle
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.8
11:00am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 7 Episode 10/

Host Guz Khan is joined by comedian Jayde Adams to pass judgement on the contestants as they battle their way towards the famous castle

Rating: 3.8
11:30am
Film Goosebumps (2015)
A teenager discovers his new neighbour is the writer of a popular series of books, who harbours a terrifying secret. The ghosts and monsters the author writes about are real, and his stories keep them contained. The youngster accidentally releases them into the real world, and has to find a way to get them back in the books before they can cause chaos. Fantasy adventure, starring Jack Black and Dylan Minnette

Rating: 8.6
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator in Monica's apartment goes into overdrive, making her Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated. Comedy, starring Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel hands in her notice at Central Perk, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door peddling cookies. Joey starts a new job selling Christmas trees, but Phoebe thinks it is a cruel trade and sets about saving the merchandise
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross struggles to come to terms with life as one of the unemployed, and turns to Joey for advice. Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's uncomfortably close relationship with his sister. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with All the Resolutions
Season 5 Episode 11/24

The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey tries to find the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Comedy, guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat and tries desperately to persuade Rachel to join her, while Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip appropriately. Ross looks after Ben during the holiday season, and dresses as an armadillo to keep him entertained
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Rachel's hormones act up, prompting her to proposition Joey, and Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Meanwhile, Ross is disturbed to learn girlfriend Mona wants them to send out joint Christmas cards like a married couple
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 6 Episode 11/

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive edition of the game show, with Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win money for charity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
8:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Your Face or Mine Christmas
Season 4 Episode 12/12

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a festive special of the show, with Ex on the Beach star Charlotte Dawson and her partner Matthew Sarsfield competing for charity
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.2
9:00pm
Film Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Two mismatched detectives are forced to work together for the first time to track down a crime kingpin who has introduced a new, undetectable narcotic to the streets - but they struggle to get along. Comedy spoofing the 1970s cop show, starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Snoop Dogg, Vince Vaughn and Juliette Lewis

Rating: 5.9
11:00pm
Film Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (2004)
Two stoners spending a relaxing evening smoking pot develop an intense craving for the perfect burger. The pair decide to set off on a madcap quest to sate their appetites, encountering all manner of oddball characters and indulging in philosophical ramblings along the way. Comedy adventure, starring John Cho, Kal Penn, Paula Garces and Neil Patrick Harris
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.6
12:55am
Jon Richardson: Nidiot
A stand-up performance recorded live in front of a sell-out crowd at the Hammersmith Apollo, in which the comic reaches new levels of frustration, but also proves that finding contentment hasn't necessarily ruined his life
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.7
1:55am
The Cleveland Show
A Cleveland Brown Christmas
Season 1 Episode 9/21

Cleveland is forced to make amends when he gets drunk at the office Christmas party and blurts out the truth about Rallo's father. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal rights activist and tries to save a reindeer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:25am
The Cleveland Show
Murray Christmas
Season 2 Episode 8/22

Rallo is forced to spend a weekend at a retirement home, where he meets a Jewish man and learns about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Donna encourages Cleveland to stand up to his father. Animated comedy, featuring the voices of Mike Henry, Sanaa Lathan and Kevin Michael Richardson
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
2:55am
The Cleveland Show
Die Semi-Hard
Season 3 Episode 7/22

The Browns celebrate Christmas by posing in a nativity scene, and Cleveland decides to pass the time by telling them his version of his favourite festive story - the Bruce Willis film Die Hard - in which the original characters are replaced by his friends and neighbours. Featuring the guest voices of 1980s pop star Huey Lewis, film director David Lynch and Mad Men's John Slattery
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:15am
The Cleveland Show
'Tis the Cleveland to be Sorry
Season 4 Episode 6/23

Donna insists the family helps at the homeless shelter at Christmas, but Cleveland is surprised to find the food there is better than what he eats at home. Meanwhile, Roberta is hired as an elf at a department store, but her chauvinistic employer requires her and other female employees to wear skimpy outfits
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
3:35am
Comedy Central Live
Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Comedy Central Live
Season 1 Episode 6/9

A stand-up special by the comedian
(Subtitles)

4:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Needy and the Greedy
Season 7 Episode 14/25

The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:20am
Impractical Jokers
Washed Up'
Season 7 Episode 15/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q make scenes while stealing money from the tip jar at a pizzeria, and then go through a text exchange challenge at a food court
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:40am
Impractical Jokers
To Hatch A Predator
Season 7 Episode 16/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bathrobes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Mon 16 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Will & Grace
The Needle and Omelette's Done
Season 5 Episode 7/24

An embarrassing situation arises when Leo omits to tell Grace she is having brunch with his parents, denying her the time to make a good impression. Jack is confronted by his acting tutor Zandra, and Will joins Karen for a Botox session. Guest starring Harry Connick Jr and Tom Skerritt

Rating: 5.8
8:35am
Will & Grace
Marry Me a Little
Season 5 Episode 8/24

Part one of two. Leo and Grace impetuously get married in Central Park at a wedding that turns out to be part of a ratings stunt for a TV show, and Will is hurt when he does not receive an invitation. Guest starring Harry Connick Jr and Debbie Reynolds, with Eric McCormack and Debra Messing

Rating: 5.8
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I, Bowl Buster
Season 6 Episode 16/24

Carlton is offered a place at Princeton, but gets cold feet about attending the prestigious university and takes up an alternative career - as a professional bowler. Alfonso Ribeiro stars
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Butler's Son Did It
Season 6 Episode 17/24

Geoffrey's long-lost son Frederick turns up in Bel-Air and soon proves popular. Hilary starts writing her autobiography, and an early childhood photo reveals a shocking secret
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Bogey Man
Season 7 Episode 23/25

The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the others tell them, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
Hell On Wheels
Season 7 Episode 24/25

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
Impractical Jokers
Crash Test Dummies
Season 8 Episode 1/

The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the others tell them to, then try to enlist people into helping them make a mess at a grocery store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
The Closer
Season 8 Episode 2/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get a tutorial on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
12:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding - Part One
Season 7 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding and he disappears, leading to a frantic search by Ross. Joey rehearses for a film role with a major star, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery. Comedy, guest starring Kathleen Turner, Elliott Gould and Gary Oldman
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding - Part Two
Season 7 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering a severe case of premarital jitters. Joey tries desperately to be released from his role in a major film so he can act as minister at the wedding. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One After 'I Do'
Season 8 Episode 1/24

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Chandler has trouble on the dance floor and Joey tries to impress an important Broadway producer with his acting ability. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Red Sweater
Season 8 Episode 2/24

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross misplace the disposable cameras used during the wedding
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Tells
Season 8 Episode 3/24

Rachel reveals who the father of her baby is, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple who get preferential treatment wherever they go
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Videotape
Season 8 Episode 4/24

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move - until Ross shocks everyone by announcing he captured the whole encounter on videotape. David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Date
Season 8 Episode 5/24

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a quirky workmate's chances of promotion. Meanwhile, Phoebe is attracted to a cute but clumsy chef whom Monica plans to fire. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox star
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Halloween Party
Season 8 Episode 6/24

Phoebe finds herself attracted to flighty twin sister Ursula's fiance as the gang has fun at Monica's Halloween party. The Bings dress up as Catwoman and a pink bunny, and Rachel tries to kick-start her maternal instincts with a host of trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Stain
Season 8 Episode 7/24

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery to persuade her to stay. Eric dumps Ursula for twin sister Phoebe, and Monica suspects her new maid could be stealing her jeans - among other things. Guest starring Sean Penn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Stripper
Season 8 Episode 8/24

Rachel finally tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona. Monica feels guilty about denying Chandler a stripper on his stag night so she books one to make amends - but he gets a lot more than he bargained for
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Dawn of the Peck
Season 5 Episode 4/21

A wild bird attack causes chaos at a Thanksgiving festival that Linda and the kids are attending, while Bob decides to boycott the holiday
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Gayle Makin' Bob Sled
Season 6 Episode 4/19

The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance. Chandler tries to help Joey prepare for his audition as a TV quiz show host by constantly playing a baffling game
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a job interview coaching session for a nervous Chandler, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous by flirting with a sales assistant. Monica is stung by a restaurant reviewer's comments and joins his cookery class to persuade him to reconsider his opinion
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Phoebe and Monica have fun placing bets on when Rachel's overdue baby will arrive, while Chandler accompanies Joey to the premiere of his new film - and promptly falls asleep
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel's labour begins and expectant father Ross paces the corridors, the rest of the gang finds the hospital the perfect place for romance. Phoebe courts a handsome patient, while Monica and Chandler decide there is no time like the present to start a family of their own
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. Rachel finally gives birth after enduring 21 hours in labour - but Phoebe cannot understand why Ross and the new mother are apart. Meanwhile, Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the vulnerable new mother
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where No One Proposes
Season 9 Episode 1/24

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her. Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby - much to the horror of Mr Geller, who catches them in the caretaker's cupboard
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Best Bits
Season 5 Episode 8/8

Highlights from throughout series 5, which aired in 2011, and saw the comedian offer his perspective on stories cropping up in the media, from Silvio Berlusconi's prospects as a music star to the disappearance of a distinctive garden ornament
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Impractical Jokers Christmas
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q host a festive edition of the show in front of a theatre audience, with holiday-themed games including a competition to decide who would make the best Santa
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00pm
RuPaul's Drag Race
RuPaul's Drag Race Holi-Slay Spectacular
Latrice Royale, Shangela, Kim Chi and other fan favourites vie for the title of Drag Race Christmas Queen in this festive special. It's a Christmas miracle!

Rating: 6.3
12:00am
South Park
Season 23 Episode 10/10

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
White People Renovating Houses
Season 21 Episode 1/10

Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park, while Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Put It Down
Season 21 Episode 2/10

Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict between the president and North Korea, driving his relationship with Craig to the brink, while Cartman begs Heidi to take him back
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Holiday Special
Season 21 Episode 3/10

Chaos breaks out among the children at school when Columbus Day gets cancelled due to a campaign by Randy Marsh
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Franchise Prequel
Season 21 Episode 4/10

Professor Chaos spreads lies and misinformation about Coon and Friends and in trying to save their reputation, the boys come face to face with Mark Zuckerberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Hummels and Heroin
Season 21 Episode 5/10

Drugs are flowing into South Park, but a passionate young health advocate has traced the source and is about to expose Stan
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Sons a Witches
Season 21 Episode 6/10

A witch casts a spell that terrorises the town and ruins Halloween for the boys, but Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Doubling Down
Season 21 Episode 7/10

Kyle cannot understand why Heidi will not break up with Cartman and gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Moss Piglets
Season 21 Episode 8/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Impractical Jokers
Crash Test Dummies
Season 8 Episode 1/

The guys compete in taxis, doing and saying what the others tell them to, then try to enlist people into helping them make a mess at a grocery store
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
4:35am
Impractical Jokers
The Closer
Season 8 Episode 2/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get a tutorial on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6

Tue 17 Dec

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6
8:00am
Will & Grace
Marry Me a Little More
Season 5 Episode 9/24

Part two of two. When Grace realises she really does love Leo, she takes her vows again in a full traditional ceremony, but Will feels he is losing his best friend. Comedy, starring Eric McCormack, Debra Messing and Harry Connick Jr

Rating: 5.8
8:35am
Will & Grace
The Honeymoon's Over
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Will decides to let Karen move in - a decision he begins to regret as her extravagant lifestyle turns his apartment into a disaster zone. Guest starring Elton John, alongside Eric McCormack and Megan Mullally

Rating: 5.8
9:00am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hare Today
Season 6 Episode 18/24

Vivian finds herself in a tricky situation while raising funds for a church youth centre - the minister in charge jumps to the wrong conclusion about her enthusiasm and thinks she's in love with him. Guest starring Richard Roundtree (Shaft)
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
9:30am
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Whoops, There It Is
Season 6 Episode 19/24

Will Smith introduces a nostalgic edition featuring out-takes and clips from previous shows and interviews with some of the cast
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.6
10:00am
Impractical Jokers
The Closer
Season 8 Episode 3/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
10:30am
Impractical Jokers
Full Mental Jacket
Season 8 Episode 4/

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 6/

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
11:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 8 Episode 7/

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.6
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Rumour
Season 8 Episode 9/24

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old high-school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe try to avoid helping in the kitchen and Joey vows to eat an entire turkey. Guest starring Brad Pitt
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Boots
Season 8 Episode 10/24

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son and immediately sets about trying to wangle free concert tickets. Rachel mediates between an angry Joey and his pregnant sister, while Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots - only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Season 8 Episode 12/24

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a different light. Chandler sets a new record on Monica's game machine, and Ross teaches a class on the other side of town
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Monica mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe, and Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath. Rachel vows not to find out the sex of her unborn child
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood. Chandler becomes obsessed with learning the contents of a secret closet and Monica shocks Phoebe by responding rather too enthusiastically to a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in. Phoebe tries to lift Joey's spirits by bringing him a remarkably cheerful dog. Starring Courteney Cox
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences. Meanwhile, Chandler is disturbed by Phoebe's new boyfriend, who shares a number of personality traits with Monica
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Joey avoids all contact with Rachel, so she tries to repair their friendship by telling him a big lie. Phoebe believes the tea leaves foretell she is about to meet the man of her dreams, and Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by superior public speaker Ross while giving the toast at a wedding anniversary party for their parents - who cause outrage by asking pregnant Rachel to pretend she is married. Meanwhile, Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his boundless enthusiasm. Guest starring Alec Baldwin
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Interview
Season 8 Episode 19/24

Though Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a magazine crossword puzzle, he is reluctant to let the publication do a profile of him after his last magazine interview got him fired. Rachel persuades him to reconsider so that he can mention her, though Joey insists all his friends be present to ensure he does not say anything too controversial this time
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Bob's Burgers
Turkey in a Can
Season 4 Episode 5/22

Bob is determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, but is shocked to find someone has dumped the turkey in the toilet as an act of sabotage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:30pm
Bob's Burgers
Christmas in the Car
Season 4 Episode 8/22

The Belchers go off in search of a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant truck shaped like a candy cane
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
5:55pm
Friends
The One Where Emma Cries
Season 9 Episode 2/24

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Rachel desperately searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying and Ross breaks his finger trying to punch Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:25pm
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:55pm
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:25pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:55pm
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 7 Episode 12/12

A Christmas edition looking back at the best moments from the seventh series of the topical comedy show, and there is also a selection of previously unseen footage with a festive theme. First shown in 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
10:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The comedy star brings the latest series of his entertainment showcase to a conclusion with another festive special, recorded at Theatre Royal Drury Lane in London's West End. Joining Michael to entertain the masses this evening are soul singer Seal, and comedian Bill Bailey. Alesha Dixon risks social catastrophe by handing over her phone in Celebrity Send-to-All, and Father Christmas himself receives the surprise of his life in Unexpected Star of the Show

Rating: 3.8
11:00pm
Roast Battle
Roast Battle Christmas
Jimmy Carr hosts a festive edition of the stand-up comedy showdown, with judges Katherine Ryan and Jonathan Ross joined by Nick Helm to judge the sefforts of Desiree Burch, Suzi Ruffell, Ed Gamble and Bobby Mair
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.5
12:00am
The Cleveland Show
A Cleveland Brown Christmas
Season 1 Episode 9/21

Cleveland is forced to make amends when he gets drunk at the office Christmas party and blurts out the truth about Rallo's father. Meanwhile, Roberta becomes an animal rights activist and tries to save a reindeer
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.8
12:30am
South Park
Sons a Witches
Season 21 Episode 6/10

A witch casts a spell that terrorises the town and ruins Halloween for the boys, but Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Doubling Down
Season 21 Episode 7/10

Kyle cannot understand why Heidi will not break up with Cartman and gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Super Hard PCness
Season 21 Episode 9/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Splatty Tomato
Season 21 Episode 10/10

Adult animation following the adventures of four boys - Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle - who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Dead Kids
Season 22 Episode 1/10

There is a shooting at South Park Elementary, which everyone is nonchalant about except Sharon. Cartman fails a maths test because he copied his answers from Token
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:55am
South Park
A Boy and a Priest
Season 22 Episode 2/10

Fr Maxi struggles to deliver his sermon amid constant jokes, so Butters attempts to console him, but the rest of the town takes their new friendship the wrong way
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
The Problem With a Poo
Season 22 Episode 3/10

Mr Hankey is fired from directing the annual holiday pageant after posting offensive tweets, and enlists Kyle's help to regain his reputation
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
The Daily Show
Season 25 Episode 37/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9
4:15am
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas Show
Season 3 Episode 6/6

The comedy star brings the latest series of his entertainment showcase to a conclusion with another festive special, recorded at Theatre Royal Drury Lane in London's West End. Joining Michael to entertain the masses this evening are soul singer Seal, and comedian Bill Bailey. Alesha Dixon risks social catastrophe by handing over her phone in Celebrity Send-to-All, and Father Christmas himself receives the surprise of his life in Unexpected Star of the Show

Rating: 3.8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.6