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Sun 21 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:30am
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:00am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
Season 9 Episode 11/24

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:30am
Lip Sync Battle
DeAndre Jordan vs Sarah Hyland
Season 3 Episode 12/24

NBA All Star DeAndre Jordan squares off against Hollywood actress Sarah Hyland as they mime to popular songs. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Lip Sync Battle
Ricky Martin vs Kate Upton
Season 3 Episode 13/24

Pop icon Ricky Martin and actress Kate Upton go head to head lip-synching to a song of their choice. Presented by LL Cool J, with commentary from Chrissy Teigen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Takeshi's Castle
Season 6 Episode 5/10

Presenter Roman Kemp is joined by London Hughes for the game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle

Rating: 3.7
12:00pm
Wipeout USA
Season 5 Episode 3/25

Reality series in which 24 thrill-seekers compete on the world's largest and most extreme obstacle course

Rating: 10
1:00pm
Film Chalet Girl (2011)
A skateboarding champion out of her comfort zone working at a ski resort competes in a prestigious snowboarding contest. Comedy, with Felicity Jones, Ed Westwick and Bill Nighy

Rating: 7.1
3:00pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross turns to Joey for advice on being unemployed, and Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's relationship with his sister
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00pm
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Film The Mask (1994)
A timid bank clerk finds an ancient mask that gives whoever wears it superhuman powers and unbridled self-confidence. Comic-book comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz

Rating: 7.1
9:00pm
Film Hall Pass (2011)
Two restless married men take a one-week break from their marriages and act like they are still single. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis and Jenna Fischer

Rating: 7.6
11:05pm
Joe Lycett: That's the Way, A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett
A performance from the comedian's award-winning live show, recorded at the Duchess Theatre in London's West End
(Subtitles)

Rating: 1.4
12:00am
Russell Howard's Good News
Season 7 Episode 4/12

The comedian offers his perspective on stories dominating the media, whether on TV, online or in print. First shown in October 2012
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.8
1:00am
South Park
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Season 5 Episode 4/14

Cartman seeks revenge on an eighth-grader. Guest starring Radiohead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Professor Chaos
Season 6 Episode 6/17

Butters plots the end of the world after he is rejected by the gang
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Ginger Kids
Season 9 Episode 11/14

When Cartman becomes a sufferer of 'Gingervitus', he rallies round to protect his fellow red-headed friends
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Season 12 Episode 9/14

Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble for threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to take revenge on him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Season 1 Episode 11/13

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan fall head over heels in love with their supply teacher, Miss Ellen
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Cripple Fight!
Season 5 Episode 2/14

Big Gay Al is announced as the boys' new scout-troop leader
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
The 'Coon
Season 13 Episode 2/14

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Most Ridiculous - Action Heroes
Season 3 Episode 18/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a selection of comical online videos featuring silly show-offs, stupid stunts, terrible tricks, and incapable caped crusaders

4:35am
Most Ridiculous Ever!
Season 3 Episode 19/

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the pick of the videos from the show to date, as well as a selection of new ones

5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Mon 22 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
The Middle
Christmas Help
Season 4 Episode 9/24

Mike is angry when Rusty moves some stolen furniture into the Hecks' garage, while Frankie comes up with a cunning plan to get cheap Christmas presents
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Twenty Years
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Frankie worries Mike may be tiring of her company as their 20th anniversary approaches, while Brick upsets Axl by telling him the ending of a book he has been waiting ages to read
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
Life Skills
Season 4 Episode 11/24

The family comedy returns after a 15-week break. Axl is mortified when he and Sue are teamed up on a school project, while a therapist tries to improve Brick's social skills
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
One Kid at a Time
Season 4 Episode 12/24

Mike and Frankie feel they should be spending more time with their children, so dedicate one day to each of them. However, Axl, Sue and Brick pull no punches with their demands
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Name Is Earl
My Name Is Alias
Season 4 Episode 19/27

Darnell's father asks him to complete one more job for the Agency, and in return he will get him out of the Witness Protection Programme. Comedy, guest starring Danny Glover

Rating: 8.1
10:30am
My Name Is Earl
Chaz Dalton's Space Academy
Season 4 Episode 20/27

The do-gooder discovers his hero, astronaut Chaz Dalton, is not who he thought he was. Joy joins a social networking website, but no one wants to be her friend

Rating: 8.1
11:00am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Season 8 Episode 13/24

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Secret Closet
Season 8 Episode 14/24

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Birthing Video
Season 8 Episode 15/24

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Season 8 Episode 16/24

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with the Tea Leaves
Season 8 Episode 17/24

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One in Massapequa
Season 8 Episode 18/24

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One with the Cooking Class
Season 8 Episode 21/24

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Is Late
Season 8 Episode 22/24

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:55pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part One
Season 8 Episode 23/24

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:25pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby - Part Two
Season 8 Episode 24/24

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel finally gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the vulnerable new mother
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:55pm
My Name Is Earl
Witch Lady
Season 4 Episode 21/27

The reformed character comes up with a plan to make amends with an alleged witch, but his scheme backfires and she takes him hostage. Jason Lee stars

Rating: 8.1
4:25pm
My Name Is Earl
Pinky
Season 4 Episode 22/27

Randy tracks down the mystery woman who broke his heart 20 years previously, but is shocked to discover her identity. Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee star

Rating: 8.1
4:50pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:20pm
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:50pm
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:25pm
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:55pm
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:55pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Phoebe discovers Mike has a girlfriend, while Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Film Role Models (2008)
After a brush with the law, two irresponsible men have to look after troubled kids as community service. Comedy, with Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott and Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Rating: 6.7
11:00pm
South Park
Stupid Spoiled W***e Video Playset
Season 8 Episode 12/14

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Smug Alert!
Season 10 Episode 2/14

Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
South Park
Imaginationland - Episode I
Season 11 Episode 10/14

Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
Imaginationland - Episode II
Season 11 Episode 11/14

Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive by government agents determined to find a way into Imaginationland, while Cartman tries to win a bet
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
South Park
Imaginationland - Episode III
Season 11 Episode 12/14

Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of imaginary evil forces, and the Supreme Court declares war
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:30am
South Park
Guitar Queer-o
Season 11 Episode 13/14

Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
The List
Season 11 Episode 14/14

The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest, but the results are not what they expected
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:30am
South Park
Tonsil Trouble
Season 12 Episode 1/14

Cartman contracts a virus after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Britney's New Look
Season 12 Episode 2/14

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
Major Boobage
Season 12 Episode 3/14

The kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well-known, substances
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Canada on Strike
Season 12 Episode 4/14

Canada goes on strike, and because Cartman cannot watch some of his favourite TV shows, he hatches a plan involving the internet, 'YouToob' and Butters
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Puncture Perfect
Season 1 Episode 10/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Parks & Wreck
Season 1 Episode 11/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Tue 23 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
The Middle
The Friend
Season 4 Episode 13/24

Frankie intervenes on Mike's behalf and succeeds in making him a new friend, while Sue and the Wrestlerettes enjoy a showdown with the school cheerleaders
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Smile
Season 4 Episode 14/24

Sue conducts a science experiment that she hopes will prove smiling is contagious. Brick offers to do chores in the hope of persuading his parents to buy him a tablet computer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:55am
The Middle
Valentine's Day IV
Season 4 Episode 15/24

Mike sends a colleague a romantic text intended for Frankie, and Axl sets up a business offering to break up with girls on behalf of guys who are too scared to do it themselves
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:20am
The Middle
Winners and Losers
Season 4 Episode 16/24

Axl is horrified to discover his best mate Darrin fancies younger sister Sue, and Mike is not overly impressed either - especially when it seems his daughter is equally smitten
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:45am
My Name Is Earl
Witch Lady
Season 4 Episode 21/27

The reformed character comes up with a plan to make amends with an alleged witch, but his scheme backfires and she takes him hostage. Jason Lee stars

Rating: 8.1
10:15am
My Name Is Earl
Pinky
Season 4 Episode 22/27

Randy tracks down the mystery woman who broke his heart 20 years previously, but is shocked to discover her identity. Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee star

Rating: 8.1
10:40am
Friends
The One with the Paediatrician
Season 9 Episode 3/24

Monica accepts a job offer from a famous Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:10am
Friends
The One with the Sharks
Season 9 Episode 4/24

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:40am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Season 9 Episode 5/24

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:10pm
Friends
The One with the Male Nanny
Season 9 Episode 6/24

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:50pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
Season 9 Episode 7/24

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:25pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Season 9 Episode 8/24

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:50pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Phone Number
Season 9 Episode 9/24

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:25pm
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:50pm
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:30pm
Friends
The One with the Blind Dates
Season 9 Episode 14/24

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:55pm
My Name Is Earl
Bullies
Season 4 Episode 23/27

The do-gooder tries to make amends for bullying a boy at school, but when Earl discovers the kid is now a bodybuilder, he is unsure how to apologise without getting hurt

Rating: 8.1
4:25pm
My Name Is Earl
Gospel
Season 4 Episode 24/27

Joy imprisons Catalina in a shed using a lawnmower, while Reverend Green finds it difficult to forgive Earl for his past crimes. Guest starring Faizon Love

Rating: 8.1
4:50pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Phoebe discovers Mike has a girlfriend, while Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:55pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:55pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:35pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious
The comedian once again takes aim at some of the absurdities of everyday life, in a stand-up performance recorded at the O2, as part of his 2015 tour of the UK and Ireland
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
10:00pm
The Ricky Gervais Show
Season 1 Episode 13/13

Ricky is joined by Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington to discuss the latter's fear of aliens reading his mind, and the difficulty of living with reversed limbs

Rating: 7.2
10:35pm
The Ricky Gervais Show
Season 2 Episode 1/13

A bizarre idea for a film is pitched and Stephen Merchant reads from Karl Pilkington's diary, revealing his thoughts on Australia

Rating: 7.2
11:00pm
South Park
The List
Season 11 Episode 14/14

The boys find the girls' secret list that rates them from cutest to ugliest, but the results are not what they expected
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
11:30pm
South Park
Fishsticks
Season 13 Episode 5/14

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:00am
South Park
Stupid Spoiled W***e Video Playset
Season 8 Episode 12/14

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
12:30am
South Park
Smug Alert!
Season 10 Episode 2/14

Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 24 Episode 131/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
1:35am
South Park
Canada on Strike
Season 12 Episode 4/14

Canada goes on strike, and because Cartman cannot watch some of his favourite TV shows, he hatches a plan involving the internet, 'YouToob' and Butters
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:00am
South Park
Eek, a Penis!
Season 12 Episode 5/14

Cartman is given control of the classroom while Mrs Garrison is absent from school searching for a way to be the man nature intended
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
2:35am
South Park
Over Logging
Season 12 Episode 6/14

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so heads out West to find it
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:00am
South Park
Super Fun Time
Season 12 Episode 7/14

Mr Garrison takes the class on an educational field trip to a living museum, where all the workers remain dedicated to staying in character, but Cartman makes Butters sneak away
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:25am
South Park
The China Probrem
Season 12 Episode 8/14

Cartman fears China is about to invade America, while Stan, Kyle and Kenny are traumatised by an incident involving George Lucas and Steven Spielberg
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Season 12 Episode 9/14

Wendy Testaburger gets into trouble for threatening to beat up Cartman after school - but her punishment only makes her more determined to take revenge on him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:35am
Friends
The One Where Rachel Quits
Season 3 Episode 10/25

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Wed 24 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
The Middle
Wheel of Pain
Season 4 Episode 17/24

Frankie and Mike come up with a novel way of making their kids confess to smashing the living-room window. Jane Kaczmarek (Malcolm in the Middle) guest stars
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
The Name
Season 4 Episode 18/24

Janet comes to help out while sister Frankie studies for her dental exams - but the chaos of the Heck family home proves too much for her - and Sue wants to change her middle name
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Bachelor
Season 4 Episode 19/24

The outcome of a reality TV show puts Frankie in a bad mood, Sue needs toughening up after joining the school tennis team, and Axl and Cassidy assess their relationship
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
Dollar Days
Season 4 Episode 20/24

Frankie attends a job interview - but cannot answer the most basic of questions. Sue interferes with Axl's band and Mike reluctantly agrees to chaperone Brick's camping trip
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Name Is Earl
Bullies
Season 4 Episode 23/27

The do-gooder tries to make amends for bullying a boy at school, but when Earl discovers the kid is now a bodybuilder, he is unsure how to apologise without getting hurt
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
10:25am
My Name Is Earl
Gospel
Season 4 Episode 24/27

Joy imprisons Catalina in a shed using a lawnmower, while Reverend Green finds it difficult to forgive Earl for his past crimes. Guest starring Faizon Love
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8.1
10:50am
Friends
The One Where Monica Sings
Season 9 Episode 13/24

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Friends
The One with the Blind Dates
Season 9 Episode 14/24

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Friends
The One with the Mugging
Season 9 Episode 15/24

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30pm
Friends
The One with the Boob Job
Season 9 Episode 16/24

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:55pm
Friends
The One with the Memorial Service
Season 9 Episode 17/24

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30pm
Friends
The One with the Lottery
Season 9 Episode 18/24

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:55pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:30pm
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:00pm
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:00pm
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part One
Season 4 Episode 25/27

Part one of two. Various Camden residents become murder suspects when a TV investigation into the disappearance of the Crab Shack owner airs eight years after the event

Rating: 8.1
4:30pm
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 26/27

Part two of two. Inside Probe uncovers the shocking truth about Ernie's disappearance after the Hickeys are found not guilty. Guest starring Michael Waltrip and Geraldo Rivera

Rating: 8.1
4:50pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:25pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:50pm
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:25pm
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:50pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:25pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:35pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Film The Mask (1994)
A timid bank clerk finds an ancient mask that gives whoever wears it superhuman powers and unbridled self-confidence. Comic-book comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz

Rating: 7.1
11:00pm
Friends
The One with the Monkey
Season 1 Episode 10/24

The gang celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:30pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Dad
Season 2 Episode 9/24

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:55pm
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross turns to Joey for advice on being unemployed, and Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's relationship with his sister
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:30am
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:55am
The Daily Show
Season 24 Episode 132/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
1:25am
RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 10 Episode 4/14

The contestants create outfits inspired by the effects of global warming on society and the environment. With actresses Tisha Campbell Martin and Logan Browning as guest judges
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.4
3:00am
RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked!
Season 10 Episode 4/

Behind-the-scenes drama and exclusive unseen footage from RuPaul's Drag Race, as the contest to become America's next drag superstar continues
(Subtitles)

Rating: 9.5
3:20am
South Park
Pandemic
Season 12 Episode 10/14

The boys discover a seemingly foolproof way to make money during an international crisis, and Cartman persuades Craig to help them in their scheme
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:50am
South Park
Pandemic 2 - The Startling
Season 12 Episode 11/14

The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:15am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Season 5 Episode 10/24

Ross turns to Joey for advice on being unemployed, and Rachel is disturbed by her new boyfriend's relationship with his sister
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Thu 25 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
The Middle
From Orson with Love
Season 4 Episode 21/24

Frankie discovers Sue has very little presence on Facebook, so she tries to increase her daughter's online popularity by creating a fake friend - or three
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Hallelujah Hoedown
Season 4 Episode 22/24

Frankie drops several hints as to what she wants for Mother's Day, Sue turns to Reverend TimTom for advice on passing her driving test and Axl's school prom does not go as expected
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Ditch
Season 4 Episode 23/24

Frankie plays up to the fact that people keep mistaking her for a doctor in her uniform, Mike's fishing trip takes a turn for the worse and Axl encourages Sue to skip school
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The Graduation
Season 4 Episode 24/24

Frankie and Axl fall out over the latter's graduation party plans, Brick neglects his duties as class historian and Sue takes her driving test yet again
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part One
Season 4 Episode 25/27

Part one of two. Various Camden residents become murder suspects when a TV investigation into the disappearance of the Crab Shack owner airs eight years after the event

Rating: 8.1
10:30am
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 26/27

Part two of two. Inside Probe uncovers the shocking truth about Ernie's disappearance after the Hickeys are found not guilty. Guest starring Michael Waltrip and Geraldo Rivera

Rating: 8.1
10:55am
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:55am
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Phoebe discovers Mike has a girlfriend, while Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:35pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:35pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:00pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:35pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:05pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:35pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:05pm
My Name Is Earl
Inside Probe - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 26/27

Part two of two. Inside Probe uncovers the shocking truth about Ernie's disappearance after the Hickeys are found not guilty. Guest starring Michael Waltrip and Geraldo Rivera

Rating: 8.1
4:30pm
My Name Is Earl
Dodge's Dad
Season 4 Episode 27/27

The local school holds a careers day that parents are expected to attend - but Dodge does not know the identity of his own father and asks Earl for help

Rating: 8.1
5:00pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:00pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 6 Episode 6/10

Presenter Roman Kemp is joined by former Strictly Come Dancing professional James Jordan as 100 contestants take on a new set of trials, including Bridge Ball and Now You See Me

Rating: 3.7
8:30pm
Takeshi's Castle
Season 5 Episode 10/10

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Roman Kemp
(Subtitles)

Rating: 3.7
9:00pm
Film The Proposal (2009)
A Canadian publishing editor trying to avoid deportation from America bribes her assistant into a marriage of convenience. Romantic comedy, with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds

Rating: 8
11:15pm
Film Arachnophobia (1990)
A doctor with a fear of spiders discovers his small Californian town is infested with a horde of deadly venomous arachnids. Comedy horror, starring Jeff Daniels and John Goodman

Rating: 7.6
1:20am
The Daily Show
Season 24 Episode 133/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
1:55am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Season 1 Episode 13/13

Ricky is joined by Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington to discuss the latter's fear of aliens reading his mind, and the difficulty of living with reversed limbs

Rating: 7.2
2:30am
The Ricky Gervais Show
Season 2 Episode 1/13

A bizarre idea for a film is pitched and Stephen Merchant reads from Karl Pilkington's diary, revealing his thoughts on Australia

Rating: 7.2
2:55am
South Park
About Last Night
Season 12 Episode 12/14

The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
Elementary School Musical
Season 12 Episode 13/14

A dance craze sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
South Park
The Ungroundable
Season 12 Episode 14/14

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:10am
Friends
The One with the Routine
Season 6 Episode 10/25

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:35am
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Fri 26 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
The Middle
The Drop Off
Season 5 Episode 1/24

Frankie insists that the entire family be present for Axl's college dorm move-in day. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
8:35am
The Middle
Change in the Air
Season 5 Episode 2/24

Frankie is annoyed to learn that Axl is returning Mike's texts but not hers during his first few weeks at college. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:00am
The Middle
The Potato
Season 5 Episode 3/24

Sue gets a job at an eatery in a shopping centre. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike find out that Brick has not been going to his classes, and Axl tries to avoid his room-mate
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
9:30am
The Middle
The 100th
Season 5 Episode 4/24

Frankie and Mike get involved in Orson's centenary celebrations, and a heartbroken Sue tries to win back Darrin by making him jealous. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.1
10:00am
My Name Is Earl
Dodge's Dad
Season 4 Episode 27/27

The local school holds a careers day that parents are expected to attend - but Dodge does not know the identity of his own father and asks Earl for help

Rating: 8.1
10:30am
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:00am
Friends
The One with the Birth Mother
Season 10 Episode 9/18

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:30am
Friends
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Season 10 Episode 10/18

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:00pm
Friends
The One Where the Stripper Cries
Season 10 Episode 11/18

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
12:35pm
Friends
The One with Phoebe's Wedding
Season 10 Episode 12/18

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:10pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:40pm
Friends
The One with Princess Consuela
Season 10 Episode 14/18

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:05pm
Friends
The One Where Estelle Dies
Season 10 Episode 15/18

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
2:40pm
Friends
The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
Season 10 Episode 16/18

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
3:05pm
Friends
The Last One (Parts One and Two)
Season 10

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:05pm
Blockbusters
Season 1 Episode 4/10

Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Campbell, Nana and Millie trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
4:35pm
Blockbusters
Season 1 Episode 5/10

Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Leyla, Oisin, and Olly trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes
(Subtitles)

Rating: 7.1
5:05pm
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:35pm
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Ross is grossed out by Carol's breast milk, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:05pm
Friends
The One with the Race Car Bed
Season 3 Episode 7/25

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:35pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Season 6 Episode 21/25

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with Monica's Thunder
Season 7 Episode 1/24

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with Joey's Award
Season 7 Episode 18/24

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Friends
The One with the Baby Shower
Season 8 Episode 20/24

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:30pm
Friends
The One Where Joey Speaks French
Season 10 Episode 13/18

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Season 1 Episode 1/6

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal, beginning with music by Tinie Tempah and acrobatics by the Peres Brothers Group

Rating: 4
10:00pm
Lee Evans Live at Wembley
A performance by the energetic comedian in front of a sell-out crowd at Wembley Arena
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
12:30am
Friends
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Season 4 Episode 10/24

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00am
Friends
The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Season 7 Episode 10/24

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:30am
The Daily Show
Season 24 Episode 134/

Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Rating: 9.1
2:00am
Nathan for You
Finding Frances - Part Two
Season 4 Episode 7/7

Part two of two. Nathan continues to helps William Heath, a Bill Gates impersonator from a previous episode, try to find his long-lost love
(New Series) (Subtitles)

Rating: 10
3:00am
South Park
The Ring
Season 13 Episode 1/14

Kenny decides that taking his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert might earn him some affection, but his dreams are crushed when purity rings are handed out at the event
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:20am
South Park
The 'Coon
Season 13 Episode 2/14

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
3:45am
South Park
Margaritaville
Season 13 Episode 3/14

The town struggles to cope with the economic downturn, prompting Kyle to pay off everyone's debts with his credit card
(Subtitles)

Rating: 8
4:10am
Friends
The One with the Creepy Holiday Card
Season 8 Episode 11/24

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:35am
Friends
The One with Christmas in Tulsa
Season 9 Episode 10/24

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4

Sat 27 Jul

6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4
8:00am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Hopeless and Changeless
Season 1 Episode 12/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:30am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
8:55am
Friends
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Season 1 Episode 9/24

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:25am
Friends
The One with the Breast Milk
Season 2 Episode 2/24

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Ross is grossed out by Carol's breast milk, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne spritzer
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
9:50am
Friends
The One with Rachel's Dream
Season 9 Episode 19/24

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:25am
Friends
The One with the Soap Opera Party
Season 9 Episode 20/24

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
10:50am
Friends
The One with the Fertility Test
Season 9 Episode 21/24

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:25am
Friends
The One with the Donor
Season 9 Episode 22/24

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
11:55am
Friends
The One in Barbados
Season 9

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
1:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Season 1 Episode 1/6

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal, beginning with music by Tinie Tempah and acrobatics by the Peres Brothers Group

Rating: 4
1:55pm
Film Chalet Girl (2011)
A skateboarding champion out of her comfort zone working at a ski resort competes in a prestigious snowboarding contest. Comedy, with Felicity Jones, Ed Westwick and Bill Nighy

Rating: 7.1
3:50pm
Friends
The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
Season 10 Episode 1/18

Phoebe discovers Mike has a girlfriend, while Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:30pm
Friends
The One Where Ross Is Fine
Season 10 Episode 2/18

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
4:55pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Tan
Season 10 Episode 3/18

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:30pm
Friends
The One with the Cake
Season 10 Episode 4/18

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
5:55pm
Friends
The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Season 10 Episode 5/18

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
6:30pm
Friends
The One with Ross's Grant
Season 10 Episode 6/18

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:00pm
Friends
The One with the Home Study
Season 10 Episode 7/18

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
7:30pm
Friends
The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Season 10 Episode 8/18

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)

Rating: 7.8
8:00pm
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Season 1 Episode 1/6

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal, beginning with music by Tinie Tempah and acrobatics by the Peres Brothers Group

Rating: 4
9:00pm
Film Just Go With It (2011)
A plastic surgeon pretends to be going through a divorce and persuades his assistant to pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife. Romantic comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston
(Subtitles)

Rating: 4.5
11:15pm
Kevin Hart Live: Laugh at My Pain
A 2011 stand-up performance by the American comedian, recorded in the LA Live entertainment complex in Los Angeles
(Subtitles)

Rating: 10
12:20am
Lee Evans Live at Wembley
A performance by the energetic comedian in front of a sell-out crowd at Wembley Arena
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5
2:50am
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Colonists
Season 1 Episode 5/10

An Azurian orders aliens to colonise Earth and direct their resources toward producing fruit smoothies. Adult animation
(Subtitles)

3:10am
Jeff & Some Aliens
Jeff & Some Confidence
Season 1 Episode 6/10

Jeff uses an alien device that alters his memories in order to give himself more confidence. Adult animated comedy, with the voice of Brett Gelman
(Subtitles)

3:30am
Bordertown
Groundhog Day
Season 1 Episode 5/13

Mexifornia tips over into a majority Latino town when Maria's sister has a baby, so Bud attempts to redress the balance
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
3:55am
Bordertown
JC Strikes
Season 1 Episode 6/13

Frustrated that JC still has no job, Ernesto hires him as part of his landscaping crew, while an ostrich stalks Bud and becomes his spirit animal
(Subtitles)

Rating: 6.3
4:15am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
Hopeless and Changeless
Season 1 Episode 12/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
4:35am
Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
The Coward
Season 1 Episode 13/

A selection of fans' favourite clips with trivia and behind-the-scenes details of the show
(Subtitles)

Rating: 5.5
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Rating: 2.4