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A young orphan goes to live with his grandmother, only to find himself the prey of witches disguised as glamorous women. Fantasy, starring Anne Hathaway

Penny and Miranda are taken into police custody and made to see a therapist - whose technique entails staring at them in silence while they grow increasingly uncomfortable

The joke-shop owner dreams of the perfect Christmas without her parents, but may end up regretting her decision to celebrate with her friends instead

Henderson is sent to find the Space Admiral's runaway daughter, while Vine and Jeffers fight for her affections - and find the path to true love is a rocky one

York is sacked after footage of him beating up an innocent alien makes the news. Teal is delighted to be left in charge of the ship - but an attack by a lethal enemy is imminent

Lindsey Santoro hosts the first heat of the nationwide hunt to find the best new stand-ups, with five up-and-coming comics trying to impress the judges

Josh Pugh hosts the second heat from Coventry, where five new comics battle for a place in the final. Head judge Amy Gledhill is joined by Dan Tiernan and Kiell Smith-Bynoe

Andy takes a role in a play directed by Ian McKellen in the hope of gaining credibility, but is shocked to discover the specifics of the production's plot

Maggie is hurt by the changes in Andy's personality as he spends more time with new celebrity friend Jonathan Ross. Andy threatens to fire his agent Darren

A plague of Muses descends upon the city, while Deliria struggles with Shlub's metamorphosis

Hippo makes a startling discovery about his ancestry, while Deliria gets a new head priestess

Ty puts Shlub in charge of olive oil, and Deliria and Stupendous turn into geese

Stupe is on the trail of a master thief, while Hippo and Deliria stop a monster-fighting ring

Tyrannis buys a magic shell, while Shlub takes Deliria to a monster wedding

Jonny's job-hunting plans are put on hold, Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch. Ralf Little stars

Gaz tries to spice up his sex life with whipped cream, Janet tries to avoid smoking and Louise discovers the identity of her secret admirer. Ralf Little stars

Jonny begs Janet's dad for his blessing to marry his daughter, Donna plans a kinky night in and Louise plays strange love games with David. Ralf Little stars