Drama

The spoof chat show host interviews two pre-pubescent Hollywood big shots, the lesbian presenters from Off the Straight and Narrow and restaurant critic Forbes McAllister

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Benson is forced to choose between loyalty and duty when a sergeant's son is accused of committing a rape

A pregnant mother with a chronic heart condition falls unwell, whilst Nancy grows suspicious of a young father's erratic behaviour. Matthew prepares for a visit from his father

Simon's principles are put to the test when his new girlfriend says she will kiss him only if he lets her redesign his wardrobe, and Will considers spending time with a boring date

Faced with some of the toughest challenges that live TV can throw at a man, Alan calls on Sidekick Simon to step up to the plate and help him out

A wealthy family loses its fortune after being defrauded by their business manager and moves to a small town. First episode of the comedy, starring Eugene Levy

One-off comedy from 1999, starring Martin Clunes as a former pop star kidnapped by obsessed fans and forced to reunite his band. With Jane Horrocks and Neil Morrissey

Simon joins his girlfriend Tara on a visit to see her sister at university, so the other boys make excuses to tag along on the trip. Comedy, starring Joe Thomas

Jonathan and Mark come to the aid of a scriptwriter, who needs help funding a movie

Having secured the position as host of This Time, Alan hears rumours of change that make him fear the future. Comedy, starring Steve Coogan

Rossi and Krystall's wedding preparations are interrupted as the agents investigate a series of fatal shootings in Los Angeles. Johnny Mathis guest stars

Johnny searches for permission from the mayor to sell the town, while David and Alexis enjoy a night out with the locals

Johnny tries to have an potentially offensive sign removed, while David is faced with the terrifying task of searching for a new job

The spoof chat show host meets the finalists of the Miss Norwich beauty contest and interviews boxing promoter Terry Norton - before chairing a political debate

Detectives Briscoe and Green try to discover the identity of a masked youngster who opened fire on classmates, killing four and wounding several others

Sophie attempts to get a paranoid Kyle to talk, while Margo hits the campaign trail, Brad begins to question his alibi, and Nina's fondness for Pete grows

The spoof chat show host interviews two pre-pubescent Hollywood big shots, the lesbian presenters from Off the Straight and Narrow and restaurant critic Forbes McAllister

Alexis does her community service with Mutt, while Moira and Johnny contemplate whether or not they are bad parents and attempt to get to know their grown-up children better

When four masked men attempt to rob the Brokenwood Savings Bank, Mike and the team must find out which one of them pulled the trigger that killed the bank manager

Lucy vows to put an end to an unscrupulous construction company's plans to take possession of her elderly grandmother's home. Drama, starring Deanne Bray and Enuka Okuma

Jonathan and Mark help an Asian woman whose family have recently arrived in America to protect them from racial prejudice

Robin helps a woman being forced into marriage to make her escape, and makes a new friend in the shape of jovial holy man Friar Tuck. Guest starring Leslie Phillips

New Providence is seized by the crew of a Spanish Galleon, and the only hope of saving the island is Tempest and his crew - who are currently in prison after a bar brawl

A department store Santa finds true seasonal magic in his depressed neighbourhood on Christmas Eve. Art Carney stars

There's a special photo wall in the park in 'Paddington's Favourite Hero', then in 'Paddington And The Skateboarder', Mateo helps Paddington to become a heroic skateboarder.

Gessler sentences William's wife to death to draw him out of hiding - but the rebel's trusty allies have a plan to ensure the couple both escape execution. Sid James guest stars

A con-man selling street dust as magic powder seems oblivious to the fact that it actually works. Drama, starring Thomas Gomez

Sienna and Cleo's relationship is still fragile, and Leela tries to support Cleo. Ant finds himself in hot water, and a new resident's past is revealed

Donny continues to refuse help from those around him, Leela tries to support new mum Cleo by inviting her to a baby group, and a resident seeks revenge

A wave of killing hits the town after the arrival of three strangers, which Ringo learns is linked to an infamous range war fought several years earlier

Old friends return to lift Donny's spirits, and it's a race against time as a revenge plot closes in on one resident

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

After saving a young girl from drowning, Martin's crowing self-praise becomes a little too much for everyone to bear. Comedy, starring Richard Briers

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Quinnan thinks that guarding a prisoner in hospital will be dull, but a man with a gun has him thinking otherwise

Marlene is distraught when Tyler and Earl the dog go missing, so Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party to track them down. Starring John Challis and Sue Holderness

When several high-school students are killed, Walker goes undercover as a teacher to investigate

Part one of two. Archie is taken hostage by an armed prisoner furious at his wife's infidelity. Phill Jupitus and Jack Deam guest star. Concludes tomorrow

An international singing star attracts the attention of a stalker, giving Dr Sloan the opportunity to unravel a mystery

An asylum-seeker arrives in Gasforth, providing Fowler with the ideal opportunity to test the ethnic tolerance of his officers. Rowan Atkinson stars

Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift, while Murray advises Adam to defy his mother

Part two of two. Joe tries to coax a suicidal prison guard from a balcony as the siege continues, while Nick is comforted by George. Guest starring Phill Jupitus and Jack Deam

Adam makes a major change while Barry and Erica attempt to help Murray. 'Weird Al' Yankovic and Tim Meadows guest star

Hannibal and the gang take on a shady chemical company. Action adventure, starring George Peppard and Mr T

Ducky, Gerald and Kate are taken hostage by a gunman who demands evidence relating to the recent shooting of a suspected terrorist. Crime drama, guest starring Alan Dale

Dora, Boots, and Vicky the Vicuna save Cloud Kingdom in 'The Missing Magical Instruments', then in 'Mr. Banana's Big Puppet Show', Dora rescues Boots' special banana puppet. (S4, ep 4)

Mr Grainger is given a temporary promotion - and promptly fires Mrs Slocombe. Comedy, starring Arthur Brough

Jessica stops off to see an old friend who owns a luxurious Monte Carlo hotel, but it is not long before a murderer checks in. Ian Ogilvy guest stars

An uplifting round-up of good news stories from the UK and around the world

Phil is invited to appear in a real-estate segment for the local news and gets to meet his hero - weatherman Rainer Shine. Guest starring Nathan Fillion