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Toby makes use of a deputising service to enjoy a night off. Tom has problems with the landlord of his surgery - his ex-wife Helen

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour

Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the less demanding tasks, but the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

Howard has an unusual gift for Marina's garden, and tries to deliver it without Pearl finding out

Howard has some explaining to do when Pearl discovers a long blonde hair on him

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour

The crew prepares for the millennium dinner, but Tony makes a discovery on the fire escape that puts a damper on the festivities

Warden Hodges challenges Captain Mainwaring's platoon to a cricket match. Featuring a guest appearance by former England and Yorkshire fast bowler Fred Trueman

Captain Peacock is far from happy when he realises that the head of the sports department has spread the news about a painful boil on his bottom. Comedy, starring Frank Thornton

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the less demanding tasks, but the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow

Howard has an unusual gift for Marina's garden, and tries to deliver it without Pearl finding out

Howard has some explaining to do when Pearl discovers a long blonde hair on him

Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

Warden Hodges challenges Captain Mainwaring's platoon to a cricket match. Featuring a guest appearance by former England and Yorkshire fast bowler Fred Trueman

Petula's bizarre lifestyle catches up with her, forcing Bren to make a difficult decision, and a new member of staff joins the team. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

It's the third week of the experiment, 'Managing without Opera'. How are Hannah and Gavin coping? Why is their sitting room green?

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

Richard is disappointed with his birthday present - a pair of skis that Hyacinth intends to strap to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours

Bren frets over the implementation of a new DIY table-clearing initiative, and a lack of funds threatens her plans with Tony. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

It's the third week of the experiment, 'Managing without Opera'. How are Hannah and Gavin coping? Why is their sitting room green?

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts before taking her on a mystery weekend away, causing Lee to become suspicious of his motives

Gareth is definitely going to be working from home today, because it happens to be Friday the 13th. Comedy drama written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith

Toby makes use of a deputising service to enjoy a night off. Tom has problems with the landlord of his surgery - his ex-wife Helen

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky is about to find out. Dark comedy, written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, with Claire Rushbrook

Boycie secretly buys a load of artificial fertiliser to help his supposedly organic crops - but is seen unloading it by a neighbour

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