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The farmer asks Bitzer to help him renovate an old boat, but as soon as his back is turned, the sheep and pigs turn the refurbishment into a game of pirates

There's relief all around when Penfold's pilfering of gadgets and late night trips to shady warehouses turns out to preparation for his taking part in a fight club for robots

Herbert receives a bottle of Goldenbeard to make his beard longer, stronger and more golden than ever - and the results are dramatic

Cheese realises she hasn't done half of what her idol Posh has accomplished, so tries to catch up by imitating everything Posh does - but things go very wrong.

Topical news magazine for children.

The Lemmings play pirates on a beached boat

Grizzy and the Lemmings discover a school of crabs that live in an underwater city.

When a small clown gets left behind by the circus, SpongeBob takes the hapless harlequin under his wing

When symmetrical objects become vandalised, Olive and Otto must figure out why

Que volunteers Helsing's house for a sleepover with the popular girls at school - but how long can she keep her weirdness in check?

Danny gets stuck inside Joy's favourite dress - and somehow, so does Mick!

Learn about non-standard measuring and how to measure in centimetres and metres.

Chris and Xand van Tulleken learn about the moon and how it is getting farther away from Earth, Dr Maggie tries to measure the distance and Kate Humble views a total solar eclipse

Buddy and basketball player Jervis create tasty lunchtime bites

The animals stage their own talent show to find out who is the most popular

Steve Backshall heads for India, where he goes on the trail of the saw-scaled viper. He also gets too close to the razor-sharp claws of the sloth bear

Mason explains why Jamaican champion sprinter Usain Bolt is his black history hero

Doctor Who fan Adam wants a den where he can celebrate his favourite TV show and pursue his passion for drama

The doctors demonstrate the existence of human ink within the body, and Dr Xand sees head lice removed from someone's hair with a vacuum cleaner

More fascinating facts from the past, including the unusual table manners of Saxon monks, strange Victorian names and an extraordinary dinner party in the Middle Ages

Joy has hired a new inflatable assault course for the leisure centre, and the boys are tasked with inflating it. Once done, Danny challenges Lance to a race - but who will be victorious?

The Odd Socks accidentally time travel an angry pirate, Scarybeard, into the present day. He is determined to steal back treasure, and it’s up to the Odd Socks to stop him.

Adam and Joe deliver Callum his dinner in style

The Octonauts struggle to save a pod of spinner dolphins who seem to be swimming in their sleep

Cosima and Big Lizard chase a cocoon-stealing dragonfly, armed with a vacuum cleaner

When an evil version of Danger Mouse escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback, the hero may have finally met his match

DM and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. With the voices of Alexander Armstrong and Kevin Eldon

The heroes are questing to find out who is behind a string of cake thefts and go into detective mode. After questioning the baker, they decide to stage a stake-out at the bakery

A brave little girl orders a shield to protect her from a monster and sets off with the Ninjas, her scaredy-cat dad, a goblin, a troll and a dragon to find her missing aunt.

The pressure is on! Can Riley, Maddie Carter and Alex keep their places at the Football Academy for another year?

Friends Erin and Eva produce their best-ever result against a boys' team after a season of being beaten in every game, while 16-year-old Tyler scores a hat-trick for the U-23s

Ricky loves a brainteaser and so makes an infinity photo cube. The Grand Master does a jailbreak magic trick, and a graffiti car comes to life when Ricky and his mates put the puzzle pieces together

The sheep puts on a show with the farmer's magic set

Rubi's dance-machine gets muddled up with Crusty the Robot Pie's coding andDennis and Gnasher have to dance on it all day in perfect sync or Crusty's entire persona will be wiped

An angry swampclops follows the heroes back from their quest for a giant raspberry, so Hoofius must abandon his chances of winning the bake-off

Stevie Smith challenges Boy in the mini-golf tournament. However, as they practice, they actually become fast friends and neglect their training to hang out!

Sick of being overlooked by the family because of his small size, Mouse builds an invention to make him grow

The Lemmings get a magical Mayan disc that transforms them into mutants

Spongebob gets a pet translation collar for Gary. A small clown gets left behind by the circus, so Spongebob tries to help him find a new job

Mrs Gonsha rescues a boy from the top of the playground equipment - but then becomes stuck. Australian mockumentary comedy series about snack time in the primary school playground

The Odd Squad investigate strange events. When things in town get covered in jam, the agents turn to Odd Todd for help.

Charlie’s teacher is revealed as an alien who is here to destroy the Earth! The gang have to convince him that Earth is worth saving.

Amazing Dogs and Zootropolis 2

Nitro and Bionic prank Athena as a massive broccoli at a fake healthy eating film shoot. Meanwhile, the other Gladiators are up to mischief behind the scenes at Sheffield Arena.

Online sensations Jake and Shauni join the bros for the ultimate game of hide-and-seek - in a real school! Callum then challenges them to protect his pie - at all costs!

An enormous pillow fight has broken out in the sewer between Rattus and his siblings

The gang work together to discover Madame’s secret – what is she hiding in room 209? Meanwhile, Iain and Martin face some tricky questions at home.