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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the words-and-numbers game, with naturalist Chris Packham joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Sam gets embroiled in a property dispute, much to the amusement of Norm and the gang, who take bets on how long it will be before he completely blows his top

Woody stars in a TV commercial for a vegetable drink, but soon starts to have qualms about advertising such an unpalatable product. Bebe Neuwirth guest stars

Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier, while Woody gets hooked on a television home shopping channel. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer

Robert is promoted to lieutenant, much to the dismay of Ray, who feels his own prestige has been undermined

Ray attends a wedding and finds himself regretting a missed opportunity to walk a high-school date to her door

Robert starts to date a woman who claims to be 22, much to the dismay of Marie and Debra, who regard the age difference as a barrier to true romance

Martin prepares to celebrate his birthday, but an argument between Niles and Frasier ensures none of the household is in the mood for a party. Kelsey Grammer stars

The radio station's new manager disagrees with everything Frasier says. Comedy, guest starring Mercedes Ruehl, with Kelsey Grammer

Niles suggests he and Frasier set up practice together, but the project ends in disaster. Comedy, guest starring Milo O'Shea, with Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

The family prepares to mourn a relative's death, an event that prompts Martin to finish a song he began writing for Frank Sinatra. Kelsey Grammer stars

Danielle Colby persuades the guys to let her go out on the road with Robbie Wolfe. In Virginia, Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz chase a killer lead with a mega collection of motorcycles

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Somerset to help ex-soldier Ben, who sustained life altering injuries in the line of duty. Can they restore his Jeep Grand Cherokee?

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to Suffolk to meet an avid collector who is also a former mayor, so they need to be on their best behaviour

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the words-and-numbers game, with naturalist Chris Packham joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Jasmine Harman is looking for a three-bedroom property with a communal pool in and around the southern Costa Blanca in Spain with Brian and Rita, who have been married for 33 years

Franky and Mark start renovations at their Bulgaria mountain retreat and in France, Sam and James face a deadline that defies belief

After weeks of challenges, triumphs and breakthroughs, one pair finally win the keys to their French chateau and the life they've always dreamed of

Leah Charles-King helps Paul and his daughter Holly find a holiday home in and around the Spanish coastal town of La Duquesa with a budget of £190,000

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Behind the scenes at the Walkers factory as the company launches its latest crisp flavour and new packaging, following the process from farm to test kitchen to production line

The armchair critics share their opinions on what they have been watching during the week, with cameras capturing their instant reactions

Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Aisling Bea and Chloe Petts for a comic review of the significant moments of the past seven days

In a gig recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo, London, Joe Lycett shares jokes, paintings and some of the pathetic trolling he has been up to

Stand-up comedy and music from the Grand Theatre, Swansea, as the West Country funnyman recalls incidents from his life and colourful career

Joe Lycett is joined by comedian and actress Rose Matafeo for a fun-packed, 48-hour itinerary of trademark humour and facts in Sweden's third city, Malmö

Gordon Ramsay visits Le Bistro in Lighthouse Point, Florida, where he clashes with a stubborn chef and owner who has lost his passion for cooking

The first visit of the week is Nateby Inn in Cumbria, where a broken cooker creates chaos in the landlady Gaynor Walker's kitchen

The owners visit the Outfields Farm Bed and Breakfast in Bedfordshire on the second day, where proprietors Graham and Julia Ashley treat them to an afternoon of indoor sky-diving

The third visit of the week is to At Home in Chiswick, west London, where artist Bob Osbourne appears to take a rather laid-back approach to running his B&B

The competition draws to a close at the Ammonite Lodge guesthouse in Chard, Somerset, where owners Andrew and Clare Ashmore hope to excite their guests with a game of skittles

The B&B owners confront their critics face to face, and the winners are announced. Nateby Inn host Gaynor takes issue with Graham and Julia's reduced marks for cobwebs

Kirstie makes a beehive piñata and a hot air balloon-inspired paper garland, perfect for a children's party

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit Matt Rushworth, who wanted to settle down in Windsor, and a couple from Sheffield with different opinions about their property

Doug finds out Carrie buys his clothes from an outsize shop, and when she tells him he should lose some weight, a bitter battle of wills ensues