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A Pulp Fiction-style trip through Springfield, containing 22 vignettes about the town's residents, including how Moe was robbed and what happened when Lisa got gum in her hair

Andy, the ex-convict who tried to murder Diane, makes an unwelcome return, sending her paranoia into overdrive. Comedy, starring Shelley Long

Diane borrows $500 from Sam to buy a book signed by Ernest Hemingway and allows him to look after it as security for the money - but things do not go as planned

Carla places a lonely hearts ad, but receives no replies - so Sam and the bar-room regulars decide to boost her confidence by making one up

Niles and Frasier fail to obtain tickets for a popular new theatre production, while Daphne manages to get a photo of her rear end in the Seattle paper

Martin decides to set Frasier up with Duke's beautiful daughter Marie. Guest starring Teri Hatcher

Maris tries to woo Niles with anonymous presents, but Frasier thinks they were intended for him and risks his latest relationship to learn the identity of his secret admirer

In the first-ever episode of the animated comedy, Mr Burns refuses to pay a holiday bonus, so Homer decides to earn extra cash by getting a job as a department store Santa Claus

Marge learns Bart has been caught shoplifting the latest video game, and decides it is high time he learned to behave more responsibly

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by guests Mike Wozniak, Shona McGarty, Harry Aikines-Aryeetey and James Lance. With live music from the Lottery Winners

The competition kicks off at N'ista Boutique Room in Birkdale, Merseyside, but owners Ian and Sally's chances suffer a setback when green goo is found in the bathroom

For the second visit, the B&Bers head to Oakleigh Guest House in Blackpool, where breakfast and a trip to Madame Tussauds prove a hit - but there is still some harsh feedback

The competition continues as Linda Milner and her friend Lany welcome their guests to Bay House in Scarborough for a socially distanced stay

The final visit is to the Farrier in Cayton, North Yorkshire, where the luxury rooms and an afternoon of equine fun lead to a positive reaction from the guests

The B&Bers reunite to settle some scores, with Mark and Sean are keen to find out why one pair of guests wouldn't stay at their Oakleigh Guest House again

Kirstie Allsopp shares more Christmas crafting suggestions. Plus, a visit to one of Kirstie's favourite antique shops to gather inspiration for a Christmas party table

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A mermaid princess makes a dangerous bargain with a sea-witch to become human. Live action remake of the Disney animated fantasy adventure, starring Halle Bailey

A look into the daily goings-on of the world's oldest scientific zoo, revealing how keepers and other staff make the holiday magic happen

Tom Daley hosts the final of the knitting competition, alongside judges Di Gilpin and Sheila Greenwell. The three finalists team up to yarn bomb a post box

Cameras follow the Eastern Region Special Operations Unit during a major operation against a South American cartel that leads to the seizure of drugs worth over £1.5million

A compilation of the best moments of series seven, featuring a rolling cast of famous faces as they tune into the best TV on the box

Fred Sirieix and his team of Cupids open the restaurant doors in the romantic city of Bath to singletons who are all hoping to find love at Christmastime

Gaby Roslin, Tony Robinson, Miquita Oliver, Terry Christian and Claire Sweeney compete in this festive special, presented by Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding

Nish Kumar hosts a festive special, with Alex Horne, Sophie Duker, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Scarlett Moffatt creating festive builds including Christmas jumpers and snowglobes

One of the Queen's Medical Centre's own staff members is admitted after being knocked off her mountain bike. A 57-year-old man is treated after falling from a ladder

Gordon Ramsay heads to Jefferson, Louisiana, to help traditional Southern cuisine restaurant 3 Southern Girls stage a successful relaunch

Marge learns Bart has been caught shoplifting the latest video game, and decides it is high time he learned to behave more responsibly

In the first-ever episode of the animated comedy, Mr Burns refuses to pay a holiday bonus, so Homer decides to earn extra cash by getting a job as a department store Santa Claus

Mr Burns takes over the local church and begins to run it like a business, prompting Lisa to leave the congregation in protest and become a Buddhist. With the voice of Richard Gere

Mel Giedroyc returns with the carpentry contest, which sees 10 woodworking enthusiasts create various projects combining fine craftsmanship with cutting-edge design