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Homer has a heart attack but cannot afford proper surgery, so dodgy doctor Nick Riviera performs a cut-price triple-bypass operation

The gang goes paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, but a newcomer to the neighbourhood starts taking the game far too seriously. Ricki Lake and Eric Roberts guest star

Doug learns Deacon has lied to his wife about a relationship with an old friend. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Deacon and Kelly's separation makes Carrie wonder about her own marriage, while Arthur dates a woman who claims she once went out with Frank Sinatra

Robert encounters a beautiful woman who mistakenly assumes he is Raymond - a situation he is quick to turn to his romantic advantage

Frank catches a football at a college game and refuses to give it back. He tries instead to auction it over the radio for $10,000 - much to Ray's horror

Marie receives a letter in which a relative boasts about how well her children are doing, and responds by concocting a fictitious catalogue of her own family's achievements

A childhood prank returns to haunt Frasier, who fears he may have inadvertently caused the victim to embark on a life of crime. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

The shrink kicks up a fuss when the apartment block president prevents him putting up a door knocker. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer are joined by Guvna B, Tiffany, Samantha Womack and Harriet Kemsley. With music from Deadletter

Marge worries that everyone thinks she is boring so she takes up lumberjacking, but when her talent takes her to Portland, Homer is not happy

Springfield's residents begin having their wallets stolen by a pickpocket, but a police error gives Chief Wiggum a golden chance to clear his name

Sara Damergi helps Geraldine and Tim, who are looking for a spacious holiday home that the whole family can enjoy on Spain's Costa Tropical

Tom and Kaitlyn want a home somewhere in the south east, but his desire for a vegetable garden and her American dream of a big open-plan living space proves a difficult balance

Architect George Clarke meets Kay from Stockport, who breathes life back into an ambulance as she turns it into a ski chalet on wheels

Jasmine Harman meets experts from the world's biggest holiday brands to find out the industry tricks to an indulgent getaway for less

Including sport and weather

Double trouble George and Daisy can't bear to be apart, so any prospective owner has to take both and have a garden big enough for both of them

Siobhán McSweeney hosts the semi-final, where the potters make water fountains and take on guest judge and ceramic artist Cleo Mussi's surprise mosaic challenge

Alan Carr and Susie Dent host the grand final. The four contestants place famous geniuses on a giant board, before two are chosen to face the final challenge

Welsh-language opera film, inspired by Caradog Prichard's novel Un Nos Ola Leuad. A writer reflects on his mother's confinement in an asylum during a melancholy train journey home

A mercenary is pulled into a battle between Chinese warriors and giant, lizard-like monsters. Fantasy adventure, starring Matt Damon

Acerbic chef Gordon Ramsay steps in to save Love Bites Cafe, a small New York diner run by Christopher Keff and his fiancée Tess Robinson

Homer is prescribed a marijuana-based medication to help him cope with a traumatic experience and quickly becomes the life and soul of the party wherever he goes

Marge decides to find a job as Maggie is now at pre-school, but she inadvertently ends up working at a cannabis dispensary

The family faces a series of Thanksgiving nightmares, including an AI disaster, a risky space mission and sentient cranberry sauce

Selma decides to start a family, but a day in charge of Bart and Lisa at a beer-themed amusement park soon changes her mind

Kirstie Allsopp is inspired by nature and takes to the garden to create tiny terrariums and a hotel for bees and bugs

Cheltenham is the location as high-flyers Bob and Louise, confident Iranian expats Pasha and Haleh and ditzy youngsters Will and Kim all aim to prove they are the best hosts

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples hoping to relocate to Surrey, including a family with a sizeable budget but a very narrow catchment area

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelvin Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers