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Doug finds out Carrie buys his clothes from an outsize shop, and when she tells him he should lose some weight, a bitter battle of wills ensues

Carrie returns to college, but discovers she does not have enough time to work and study. Ricki Lake guest stars

Doug decides the family needs a new car, but Carrie urges him not to buy one, afraid an impending strike at his workplace may put a crimp in their finances

With his union on strike, Doug finds a job as a supply teacher at the school where his sister works. Ricki Lake guest stars

Ray overhears Debra's parents discussing marriage counselling when they come over for Thanksgiving. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars

Ray buys Debra an expensive Christmas present in the hope she will be grateful enough to let him go on a weekend golf trip

Kate encourages Bulldog to continue his audience-grabbing practical jokes against Frasier, who decides to exact a suitable revenge

The shrink loses his temper as bumbling contractors proceed to wreck his apartment after he asks them to repair a scratch on the floor

Part one of two. A miserly pay rise for staff prompts Frasier to cross swords with station manager Kate, but a meeting between the two sees them engage in more than negotiations

Moe refurbishes the bar, turning it into a swanky establishment for Springfield's beautiful people - but alienates all his regulars in the process. With the guest voices of REM

Homer humiliates Marge and tries to make amends by taking her to a nightclub - where he is regressed by a hypnotist and recalls a childhood trauma. With the voice of Paul Newman

A stern judge rules that Homer is a negligent father - and punishes him by decreeing that he should be tethered to Bart until he mends his ways

Homer is made to deliver meals to the elderly as part of a community service order - only to be suspected of killing an old woman on his round. With the voice of Carmen Electra

Pensioner duo Bill and Hilary, children's entertainer Doug and his partner Patsy, and 22-year-old hip-hop enthusiasts Micaela and Sanchez compete in Worthing and Portsmouth

The competition begins at B&B at No 3 in Market Bosworth, Leicestershire, where disappointments include issues with the bedding, refreshment problems and a breakfast bombshell

The best-value B&B contest continues at the Bull Hotel in Stony Stratford, Buckinghamshire, where Ian and Bev are not impressed by the decor, and breakfast is a topsy-turvy affair

The hoteliers stay at the Chequers Inn in Battle, East Sussex, where Shaun and Kelly Filsell hope the historic surroundings and gourmet breakfast will trump their rivals

The rival hoteliers arrive at Hastings House in St Leonards-on-Sea, East Sussex, where hosts Ian and Bev Jarvie claim to provide an upmarket experience

The rivals reunite to discuss their feedback and there are plenty of grievances, not least Mac and Jo wanting to get to the bottom of Ian and Bev's dressing gown comment

The captain of a seaside town's home guard platoon contends with German spies and a female journalist. Comedy based on the TV series, starring Toby Jones and Bill Nighy

Including sport and weather

Richard takes a ride through the shipping forecast area of Wight, a 6000-square-mile rectangle of sea that stretches from East Sussex to Dorset and across to the French coast

Three months in, deadly muscle collapse looms with the strain of swimming two marathons a day - but the epic swim ends with a send-off from the northern lights

Alice explores Rome, from the ingenuity of ancient Roman aqueducts to the story behind Trajan's Column, and finds the original road that drove the expansion of the empire

Growing up in post-Second World War-era Arizona, young Sammy Fabelman aspires to become a filmmaker as he reaches adolescence. Drama, starring Michelle Williams

Soldiers on a mission in a Central American jungle are stalked by an invisible alien hunter in search of human prey. Sci-fi thriller, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants he tried to save - Handlebar, Casa Roma and the Black Pearl - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use

Three couples from Cornwall compete to throw the perfect dinner party, with Zaya and Damian, Kelly and Jon, and Emma and Gavin battling it out for the £1,000 cash prize

Highlights of the food and chat show, with Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer

Members of the family appear as characters in a trilogy of classical stories, including Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet trying to avenge his father's death

Moe refurbishes the bar, turning it into a swanky establishment for Springfield's beautiful people - but alienates all his regulars in the process. With the guest voices of REM

Homer humiliates Marge and tries to make amends by taking her to a nightclub - where he is regressed by a hypnotist and recalls a childhood trauma. With the voice of Paul Newman

A stern judge rules that Homer is a negligent father - and punishes him by decreeing that he should be tethered to Bart until he mends his ways

Homer is made to deliver meals to the elderly as part of a community service order - only to be suspected of killing an old woman on his round. With the voice of Carmen Electra

The three-week strike sees Doug and Deacon getting on their wives' nerves. Comedy, starring Kevin James