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Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help buyers looking for properties in south-east London, but face difficulties with their specific requirements and lack of time

Part one of two. Sam is taken aback to discover Robin has another girlfriend besides Rebecca, and agonises over whether to tell her she is being two-timed

Part two of two. Rebecca learns of Robin's infidelity, but he soon tempts her back into his arms with the promise of diamonds. American comedy, starring Ted Danson

Moe refurbishes the bar, turning it into a swanky establishment for Springfield's beautiful people - but alienates all his regulars in the process. With the guest voices of REM

Homer humiliates Marge and tries to make amends by taking her to a nightclub - where he is regressed by a hypnotist and recalls a childhood trauma. With the voice of Paul Newman

Marge and Homer leave Grampa to babysit the kids, but little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Abe's past when he was a postwar toy model

Lisa's music teacher is horrified when Lisa is poached by the director of the Capitol City Philharmonic for his youth orchestra, but Homer and Marge struggle with funding her

The judges challenge the teams to make 24 modern religieuse and 24 pâté en croûte before they serve up a five-tier mille-feuille perfect for a wedding

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show, with guests Josh Groban, Gabriel Howell, Tom Hughes and Yinka Bokinni, and music from AJ Tracey

Ariana Bravo presents action from the battle for grid positions for the 10th round of the season at Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve in Montreal. With analysis from Billy Monger

Bart creates a comic featuring an angry character based on Homer - who vows to make more of an effort to control his temper in future. Featuring the voice of Stan Lee

Homer turns coach when Bart excels at computer game competitions, but when Lisa tries to bring her dad back to reality her plan causes complete chaos

Poodle-cross Lola needs to live up to five-year-old Violet's ideals, while Frankie the Chihuahua plays it cool when he meets best friends Paulette and Jackie

Including sport and weather

England v Slovenia (Kick-off 5.00pm). Jules Breach, Joe Cole and Steven Caulker present all the action from both teams' second match in Group B, held at Nitra Stadium in Slovakia

Holistic therapist Kara and electrician Jonny build a four-bedroom home made of stone and zinc in the rolling hills of West Yorkshire with accessibility being the priority

The hunt for stock starts in earnest, with local produce including handmade candles from the Dales, flour from a medieval watermill, and soap scented with natural oils from York

In an audacious experiment, members of the public unwittingly take part in a test that sets drivers and vehicles on course for an inevitable pile-up at motorway speeds

After a shocking revelation, June spirals, and Serena plans for a prestigious future

Ariana Bravo presents action from the 10th round of the season, which came from Circuit Gilles-Villeneuve in Montreal. With analysis from Billy Monger

Chef Gordon Ramsay's next stop is New York, where former military man John Imhof is running the allegedly haunted Cambridge Hotel like a dictatorship

When a romantic night ends in injury, Marge recovers by taking up kite boarding, while Homer bonds with his hallucinated hernia. Lisa seeks advice from an unlikely source

Lisa's music teacher is horrified when Lisa is poached by the director of the Capitol City Philharmonic for his youth orchestra, but Homer and Marge struggle with funding her

Bart creates a comic featuring an angry character based on Homer - who vows to make more of an effort to control his temper in future. Featuring the voice of Stan Lee

Moe refurbishes the bar, turning it into a swanky establishment for Springfield's beautiful people - but alienates all his regulars in the process. With the guest voices of REM

Homer humiliates Marge and tries to make amends by taking her to a nightclub - where he is regressed by a hypnotist and recalls a childhood trauma. With the voice of Paul Newman

Marge and Homer leave Grampa to babysit the kids, but little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Abe's past when he was a postwar toy model

Homer turns coach when Bart excels at computer game competitions, but when Lisa tries to bring her dad back to reality her plan causes complete chaos

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with a family who were looking for a seaside home in Broadstairs, Kent, and a couple of first-time buyers in Edinburgh

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the words-and-numbers game, with broadcaster the Rev Kate Bottley joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Woody tries to impress Kelly's mother, who responds by making advances toward him. Comedy, starring Woody Harrelson

Lilith guests on a talk show to promote her book about men who are bad for women, and takes Sam with her - as an example of the archetypal male chauvinist pig