Channel 4 HD Saturday

Carla asks Sam to talk her impetuous teenage son out of rushing into a premature marriage, while Cliff grows a potato that looks like former US president Richard Nixon

Andy, the ex-convict who tried to murder Diane, makes an unwelcome return, sending her paranoia into overdrive. Comedy, starring Shelley Long

Diane borrows $500 from Sam to buy a book signed by Ernest Hemingway and allows him to look after it as security for the money - but things do not go as planned

Carla places a lonely hearts ad, but receives no replies - so Sam and the bar-room regulars decide to boost her confidence by making one up

Ray learns the autographed baseball he has treasured since childhood is a forgery, and is so shocked that he decides to tell Ally the truth about Father Christmas

Debra comes down with a bad case of flu, forcing Ray to look after her and the kids, as well as having a meeting with a star quarterback

Martin plans his own funeral, while sacked DJ Bulldog embarks on a new career - in pizza delivery

Niles and Frasier fall out, each convinced the other is secretly coveting his date. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce

The Crane brothers learn they may be descended from Russian royalty, and Martin appears on the Antiques Roadshow

Niles tries to settle a score with a plastic surgeon, while Frasier is disappointed by the lack of achievements listed in his obituary, which is published prematurely

Homer borrows Mr Burns' summer mansion in an attempt to convince a documentary film-maker he is a millionaire. With the voice of Eric Idle

Homer accidentally declares himself bankrupt, while Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them a large amount of cardboard boxes

Part one of two. Mr Burns angers the townsfolk with his latest plot, prompting one mysterious citizen to shoot the greedy entrepreneur

Part two of two. Accusations fly thick and fast in the wake of Mr Burns's shooting - and it is up to Chief Wiggum to discover who pulled the trigger

The owners of three restaurants in Oxfordshire battle it out, where a lack of rice, no choice of how meat is cooked and a showstopping souffle are on the menu

Jasmine Harman helps house-hunters Jesica and Karl from Manchester find a holiday home in Cadiz, southern Spain with a budget of £95,000

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search Bristol with Josh and Anna, who are buying their first home together, and Sue and Samira, who are moving to a city they barely know

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Ruth and Ken from Caterham, Surrey settle their debate over whether to sell or renovate their three-storey town house

Including sport and weather

George meets Yohance, who has bought an office unit on a commercial estate in London for £360,000, which he plans to turn into a stylish and comfortable two-bedroom house

It's summer in Swaledale and the renovation of the abandoned farmhouse is about to hit its one-year anniversary, with plenty of work still to do for Richard the builder

Lee McKenzie presents action from the sprint race and qualifying in the 13th round of the season from the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps

The vigilante tries to save an army major who has been framed for murder by a sinister conspiracy. Action thriller sequel, starring Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders

On the run from an assassin, a wily con artist devises a scheme to hide out inside a small-town police station. Thriller, starring Gerard Butler and Frank Grillo

Chef Gordon Ramsay visits family-run Luigi's in Orange County, California, where lazy shortcuts have led the business to suffer

Brigitte Tee, who runs four-star B&B Gorse Meadow in the New Forest, hosts the first round, but her initial charm wears off as the guests encounter problems

The contest arrives at Alistair and Emma Mundell's four-star Castle Hill Guesthouse in Lynton, north Devon, where the hosts hope to impress with their recently renovated rooms

The B&B competition moves north to Blackpool and the three-star Vidella run by John Downer and Neil Williams, who take their guests to Funny Girls drag cabaret bar

Entrepreneur Mark Crib welcomes the group to the Urban Beach in Bournemouth and the guests approve of the afternoon's activity - a speedboat ride along the Jurassic coast

The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers, before discovering who has won the competition

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien clear out stables in the Cotswolds. Simon finds an old draughtsman drawing board to repurpose as a coffee table, while Henry upcycles an old linen box

Homer borrows Mr Burns' summer mansion in an attempt to convince a documentary film-maker he is a millionaire. With the voice of Eric Idle

Homer accidentally declares himself bankrupt, while Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them a large amount of cardboard boxes

Part one of two. Mr Burns angers the townsfolk with his latest plot, prompting one mysterious citizen to shoot the greedy entrepreneur

Part two of two. Accusations fly thick and fast in the wake of Mr Burns's shooting - and it is up to Chief Wiggum to discover who pulled the trigger

Norm suspects Vera is being unfaithful with a neighbour, and Diane is incensed by the way that Sam refers to her during a radio interview

Sam drafts Woody onto the bowling team to play against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern, only to discover all his regulars are hopelessly poor at the game