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Car salesman Paul and his partner Sara, glamorous newlyweds Russell and Shane, and offbeat duo Janine and Neil compete to throw the best dinner party in Sheffield

Carrie repeatedly cheats to beat Deacon and Kelly at games, causing Arthur to reveal a traumatic story from her childhood

Carrie remembers her first date with Doug, which saw him originally paired off with her friend Lynn. Donny Osmond guest stars

Doug and Carrie make new friends, but a scheduling error means they have to choose between going out with some old pals or their new acquaintances

Marie is angry to learn Ray threw a party in her house 20 years previously, and responds by spurning him. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Doris Roberts

Robert and Ray are asked to film a video tribute to Frank, who has been named Man of the Year at his lodge, but find none of the other members can stand him

A journalist devotes a newspaper column to criticising Frasier, who responds in kind, triggering off a full-scale feud between the pair. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Martin spies on a neighbour through his new telescope and eventually strikes up an acquaintance, much to the delight of Frasier, who tries to encourage their relationship

Horrified to learn he has unwittingly bought a forged painting, Frasier considers his options - and decides to exact revenge on the dealers who sold it to him

Bart saves the life of a sickly calf, but makes the mistake of giving it to a farm girl - whose father thinks it constitutes a marriage proposal. With the voice of Zooey Deschanel

Homer's mother dies, leaving him upset over never saying how much he loved her. Determined to make amends, he sets out to fulfil her final wishes. With the voice of Glenn Close

Lisa becomes a success at the Sundance Film Festival after she makes a revealing documentary about life with her family

Professional chefs in Sussex battle it out in the kitchen, with Will and Jack from MED, Amy from Ami Bistro and Andy and Michelle from Big Fat Greek Taverna competing

This week's competition begins in Newquay in Cornwall, at Avalon Guest House, where the owners' taste in lime green decor does not prove as relaxing as planned for the guests

The hoteliers spend the night at the Bear Inn at Wincanton, Somerset, where ex-Army man Matt Garvin takes them for a day of survival training

The rivals head to Bournemouth, where Chris and Nicky Horton run the Chelsea Hotel. For entertainment, they treat the guests to a day on the water - but the weather is against them

The last visit of the week is to the Holford Arms in Tetbury in Gloucestershire, where Will Robson and Loz Cooper are hoping to put their pub's prized produce into the spotlight

The contest that began at Avalon Guest House in Cornwall sees the B&Bers meet up to air their grievances from that stay and the three others that followed

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer head to Stevenage where Steven and Adeola seek an intervention to resolve their three-year debate on whether to renovate or sell their house

Phil visits a beachside property with the feel of a Mediterranean resort and explores a suburban sanctuary hidden away from the busy main road. Plus, a copper house in Queenstown

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are on the south coast, helping a family find a future-proof home for their daughter who has cerebral palsy and a couple of first-time buyers

Including sport and weather

Writer, radio presenter and musician the Rev Richard Coles travels round the coasts of the UK, meeting people on and offshore whose lives depend on the weather and sea

The record-breaking swimmer makes a journey around Iceland's coastline, swimming 1000 miles over 116 days in some of the most inhospitable waters on Earth

The anthropologist embarks on a journey by train visiting key sites of the Roman empire. Alice begins her tour at Pompeii, and discovers the story of a mysterious cult

An all-female group of warriors attempt to protect the West African kingdom of Dahomey. Historical drama, starring Viola Davis and Thuso Mbedu

A mysterious stranger leads the people of a Wild-West town to fight back against an invasion from another world. Sci-fi Western, with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford

Gordon Ramsay visits a hotel in Minnesota where staff are on the brink of revolt, just nine months after two sisters started running the place

Bart saves the life of a sickly calf, but makes the mistake of giving it to a farm girl - whose father thinks it constitutes a marriage proposal. With the voice of Zooey Deschanel

Lisa becomes a success at the Sundance Film Festival after she makes a revealing documentary about life with her family

Homer's mother dies, leaving him upset over never saying how much he loved her. Determined to make amends, he sets out to fulfil her final wishes. With the voice of Glenn Close

Lisa becomes Krusty's new assistant, but soon outshines him and earns her own TV show. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart bond over their new hobby - coin collecting

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back at two shows that highlighted the need to get the balance between home and garden just right

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who struggled to find their first marital home, including Rupreet and Sundeep who had their hearts set on a specific area in Harrow

Carrie throws a party for Arthur's 75th birthday, roping in a reluctant Doug to take the old man out for the day so the bash can be a surprise - but things do not go to plan