Channel 4 HD Saturday

A trio of South Yorkshire couples try to outdo one another with up an A-list menu, a romance-themed evening and a selection of classy dishes - including a sophisticated trifle

Carrie clashes with the staff at an Italian restaurant and forbids Doug from ever going back to it. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Arthur is picked for jury duty, while Carrie laments the lack of spontaneous romance in her life

Ray and Debra find out that Ally has been accused of bullying a little girl on the school bus. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

The family criticises Ray for not attending Sunday Mass like Frank, prompting him to become a regular churchgoer. Charles Durning guest stars

Bart falls in love with the daughter of film star Rainier Wolfcastle, but their romance falters and she ends up going out with Milhouse. With the voice of Reese Witherspoon

Bart befriends an ageing Western movie star who is driven to take one drink too many by the prospect of appearing on Krusty's TV show. Featuring the guest voice of Dennis Weaver

Homer has his jaw wired shut and discovers the benefits of listening - but Marge finds it hard to come to terms with his uncharacteristic silence

Aliens Kodos and Kang probe Homer's memory, viewing a series of episodes from his life - all of which convince them humanity does not deserve to exist

Dora finds herself leading a quest to save her parents and solve the impossible mystery behind a lost city of gold. Live-action family adventure, starring Isabela Merced

Professional chefs Billy and Sam, Daniel and Fabio and Jim and Samantha from restaurants in Essex go head-to-head with vegan menus to prove they have what it takes to win

The competition commences at Churchill's Hotel in Barnsley, where the guests are treated to a day out at a nearby mill and the hotel's first ever breakfast service

The contest continues at Darnells' Farm Luxury Glamping in Ross-on-Wye, Herefordshire, where arachnophobe Snehal checks every corner of his lodging for unwanted eight-legged guests

The B&B owners stay the night at Hatton Court Hotel in Gloucester, where Natasha Woods and Laura Selfe aim to always be on hand for their guests

The fourth and final visit is to the Ladbrooke Hotel in the heart of Birmingham, where manager Snehal Lakhani claims he accepts nothing less than perfection

On the final day of the competition, Churchill's Hotel's Jeff Brown and Vicky O'Loughlin are first to face the feedback from the others

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Joanne and Nick decide whether to renovate their three-bedroom chalet bungalow in Scorton, Lancashire or move somewhere new

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search south London with a couple who want lots of room for working from home, and a pair who have spent a lifetime renting

Gemma Atkinson discusses the consumer health obsession surrounding protein, to investigate what's really in protein-heavy products, how much is actually needed

Including sport and weather

Richard experiences survival against the odds in Faeroes, going line fishing with a third-generation fisherman and discovering how a strong faith has helped the community

Ross takes on the north of Iceland. As storms roll in from the Arctic, he faces huge seas, currents that send him backwards and freezing waters fed by melting ice sheets

Alice heads seven miles south of Naples to the preserved remains of Herculaneum, while in Capua's giant amphitheatre, she handles the world's most famous sword

Five assassins aboard a swiftly moving train discover their missions have something in common. Comedy thriller, starring Brad Pitt, Joey King and Aaron Taylor-Johnson

A band of former soldiers and a scientist attempt to defeat a savage extra-terrestrial warrior. Sci-fi thriller, starring Boyd Holbrook and Trevante Rhodes

Gordon Ramsay heads to Miami, Florida, to help a couple who bought a Danish restaurant eight years ago but started losing money rapidly

Marge's former boyfriend offers Homer $1million for the privilege of spending a weekend with her to see what his life would have been like had they stayed together

Homer has his jaw wired shut and discovers the benefits of listening - but Marge finds it hard to come to terms with his uncharacteristic silence

Bart falls in love with the daughter of film star Rainier Wolfcastle, but their romance falters and she ends up going out with Milhouse. With the voice of Reese Witherspoon

Bart befriends an ageing Western movie star who is driven to take one drink too many by the prospect of appearing on Krusty's TV show. Featuring the guest voice of Dennis Weaver

Aliens Kodos and Kang probe Homer's memory, viewing a series of episodes from his life - all of which convince them humanity does not deserve to exist

Phil Spencer heads to Nottinghamshire to help find a home for a couple who have spent most of their relationship living with their parents

Carrie decides to get her own back for missing out on a trip to Paris, determined to make Doug pay for insisting they go on a motorhome holiday. Kevin James and Leah Remini star