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Colin Murray hosts the words-and-numbers quiz, with Rachel Riley taking care of the board and Susie Dent joined by the Rev Kate Bottley in Dictionary Corner

Carla places a lonely hearts ad, but receives no replies - so Sam and the bar-room regulars decide to boost her confidence by making one up

Norm suspects Vera is being unfaithful with a neighbour, and Diane is incensed by the way that Sam refers to her during a radio interview

Sam drafts Woody onto the bowling team to play against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern, only to discover all his regulars are hopelessly poor at the game

Debra is upset at Ray's reaction to a friend's breast enlargement, and decides to play a trick on him to see if he really is happy with her body

Ray and Debra argue about their new can opener, and Marie, Frank and Robert cannot help getting involved

Frank shows an uncharacteristic interest in Ray's work, but proves to have an ulterior motive. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Peter Boyle

The psychiatrist's father Martin moves in with him - closely followed by apparently psychic care assistant Daphne. First-ever episode of the comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

The shrink resents his lack of privacy now that he has to share his apartment with his father and Daphne, while Roz debates the virtues of human contact. Kelsey Grammer stars

Martin persuades his sons to dine with him at his favourite restaurant. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

A journalist devotes a newspaper column to criticising Frasier, who responds in kind, triggering off a full-scale feud between the pair. Comedy, with Kelsey Grammer

Gordon Ramsay heads Max's Bar & Grill in New Jersey, which having served famous hotdogs for almost 100 years, is on the verge of crumbling, with over $1million of debt

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Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole are in Shropshire, where one of them turns a redundant telescope into an unusual light and the other restores a vintage Italian moped

The Bakers head to Kielder Forest, England's largest man-made woodland, with the gigantic Kielder Water at its heart

Colin Murray hosts the words-and-numbers quiz, with Rachel Riley taking care of the board and Susie Dent joined by the Rev Kate Bottley in Dictionary Corner

Jean Johansson is in Puglia in southern Italy to help teacher Wendy find her dream holiday home, which one day she thinks may become her permanent home

In France, Sophie and Will welcome new arrivals to their alpaca herd. In the Gironde region, gîte owners Simon and Cheryl trial their new guest activities

Ben and Billie battle brambles to create a riverside retreat. Louisa and Roger race to finish a new suite with a few last-minute design changes

The Rodriguez sisters help Karl and Penni embrace outdoor living in Alicante, while the Browns try to find a place that satisfies Veronica, Harvey and their teenage daughter

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Paul steams through the north of England, travelling by narrow-gauge steam locomotive, taking a cruise on Windermere and experiencing Queen Victoria's private carriage

Joanna Page holds a sheep above her head, Amy Gledhill bursts a balloon and Kumail Nanjiani gives an ostrich some fangs, while Alex Horne makes a rare error

Maggie cooks up a plan to get Eddie away from Whitney once and for all. But in classic Maggie fashion, she goes too far and breaks Eddie in the process

Maggie tries to put a broken Eddie back together by reminding her of all the good times they've shared, so that they can get back to being best friends

The armchair critics sit back to watch Your Song, University Challenge, MasterChef, The Assembly, I'm a Celebrity South Africa and Made in Chelsea

Documentary following 12 adult virgins as they embark on a unique course in intimacy. The group begin to unpack their deepest fears and anxieties

The group explore their core desires, Marianne works through deep-rooted issues of trust and some of the group begin surrogate partner therapy

Cop John Hunt becomes determined to catch veteran bank robber Forrest Tucker. Fact-based crime drama, starring Robert Redford

Part two of two. The inside story of November 6, 1956, the final day of the Suez Crisis, told exactly as it happened, hour by hour, minute by minute

Guy revisits his many adventures in his beloved Transit van, from entering the Nevada Open Road Challenge to racing the van to its limits at the Bonneville Salt Flats

George gets to celebrate one of his favourite periods of British architecture when he helps out at an arts and crafts Edwardian terrace house in Addiscombe, south London

Colin Murray hosts the words-and-numbers quiz, with Rachel Riley taking care of the board and Susie Dent joined by the Rev Kate Bottley in Dictionary Corner

Cliff is thrilled to meet his estranged father, but their reunion does not go to plan

Diane writes a psychology paper and attempts to prove that her relationship with Sam is platonic. Bar-room comedy, starring Ted Danson and Shelley Long