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Three couples from Durham compete to host the best dinner party, beginning with Steph and James, who offer a night of gastropub favourites

Carrie tries to expand her social life by going out with her work colleagues, while Spence and Danny use Arthur as a means of attracting women

Danny comes down with lockjaw, and Arthur takes on front-desk duties at the senior centre

Arthur tries to persuade Doug to be his partner in the senior centre's shuffleboard tournament - but does not bargain on him being hopeless at the game

Holly is evicted from her flat, so Arthur offers to let her move into the basement. With Kevin James, Jerry Stiller and Nicole Sullivan

Part two of two. Robert and Amy finally get married in the Barone family tradition. Brad Garrett and Monica Horan star

Debra complains she and Ray do not have any fun together - and persuades him to let her join him in his game of golf. Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton star

Marie tries to put Amy in her place, but reckons without Debra's interference

Samantha ends her relationship with Frasier on their return from a seemingly perfect weekend away, leaving him desperate to find out where he went wrong

A story is told from four perspectives as the Crane family prepares for Christmas

A British theme pub becomes Frasier's favourite haunt - much to the annoyance of Daphne, who is already a regular and dislikes having to share the place with her boss

Bart falls in love with the Reverend Lovejoy's daughter Jessica, only to find she is even more troublesome than he is. Featuring the guest voice of Meryl Streep

Lisa takes up ice hockey and proves so good at the game that she completely transforms her ailing team's fortunes - much to Bart's dismay

The family visits a theme park based on The Itchy & Scratchy Show, but Homer is arrested and the mechanised attractions go berserk

Mr Burns opens a casino in Springfield, and before long Marge is bitten by the gambling bug - much to her family's dismay. With the guest voices of Gerry Cooney and Robert Goulet

The first visit of the week is to community-owned B&B The Gun at Ridsdale. A visit to a birds of prey centre results in one guest's feathery hat getting some special attention

The rivals go glamping at the Marthrown of Mabie site tucked away in a forest in Dumfries, where hosts Mike and Pam hope their guests will embrace the off-grid experience.

The rivals are in Holmrook in Cumbria, where Jo and Craig host at their Dale View B&B. The scenery is spectacular, but Kerry and Louise can't dust off their cleanliness concerns

The week's final visit is to the Cross Inn in Heptonstall, West Yorkshire, where eccentric hosts Gig and Lyndsey hope to impress with their 'one-of-a-kind' style

Payment day arrives, and with some sore feelings festering, the B&Bers are ready to dish out the dirt on their competitors

In Denmark, George meets a young couple tackling the enormous task of turning a derelict water pumping station into a luxury holiday home

In south London, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer search for a flat for first-time buyers Adam and Nicole, and a townhouse for world-record-holding rower Kat

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer catch up with Paul and Vic in the Yorkshire village of Clifford to see if they decided to sell their home or renovate it

Including sport and weather

Staff and volunteers go to extremes to make a success of the railway's steam gala, transporting a 60-tonne locomotive from the Isle of Wight to Yorkshire

Investigation into the theft of the world's most valuable racehorse in 1983, and its place in the turbulent backdrop of the Troubles in Northern Ireland

A security guard displays unusual skills, which leaves his colleagues wondering about his shady past. Guy Ritchie's crime thriller, with Jason Statham and Holt McCallany

A rogue CIA agent turns to an old classmate for help when he is targeted by his own organisation. Action comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart

Gordon Ramsay visits Le Bistro in Lighthouse Point, Florida, where he clashes with a stubborn chef and owner who has lost his passion for cooking

Comedy starring Sam Campbell. A hotshot director scours the country for everyday people with feature film ideas before turning the idea into reality

Care home residents want to make a sci-fi epic about a group of retirees who go inside a computer to defeat online scammers. But the shoot goes sideways

Highlights of the food and chat show, with Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer

Homer's love of sweets results in him being wrongly accused of sexual harassment by the family's babysitter and smeared by the media

Mr Burns opens a casino in Springfield, and before long Marge is bitten by the gambling bug - much to her family's dismay. With the guest voices of Gerry Cooney and Robert Goulet

Bart falls in love with the Reverend Lovejoy's daughter Jessica, only to find she is even more troublesome than he is. Featuring the guest voice of Meryl Streep

Lisa takes up ice hockey and proves so good at the game that she completely transforms her ailing team's fortunes - much to Bart's dismay

The family visits a theme park based on The Itchy & Scratchy Show, but Homer is arrested and the mechanised attractions go berserk

Doug tries to get into Carrie's good books so she will let him take a trip to Las Vegas with his friends. Kevin James stars

Carrie becomes a team leader at her new job, so a jealous Doug asks his own boss for a promotion. Kevin James stars

Doug reluctantly agrees to join a support group for overeaters - but sneaks off to an abusive relationship meeting instead