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The final day in the competition sees the B&B owners meet up for the last time to find out what they have been paid and settle some scores

Carla tricks a delighted Marshall into believing he is the father of her unborn baby, much to Diane's disapproval. Comedy, starring Shelley Long and Rhea Perlman

The staff and regulars are enthralled by a mysterious drinker who visits the bar and claims to be a spy. Comedy, starring Shelley Long and Ted Danson

A TV agent offers Sam a contract doing beer commercials, but soon makes it clear she wants more than a professional relationship

The bar-room regulars help a grieving Diane get over the death of her beloved pet cat, while Sam and Coach use insider information to make a bet

The Barones spend Thanksgiving with Amy's parents, but the festivities are spoiled by her father's drastic response to the plight of an injured bird

The kids damage Ray's dictionary, prompting Frank to tell everyone about the time Ray ruined his prized jazz collection

Debra helps to plan a recruitment party at Frank's lodge. Comedy, starring Patricia Hearten

Part two of two. The Crane brothers congratulate themselves on getting rid of Sherry - but like the proverbial bad penny, she soon turns up again

Daphne falls out with Sherry and asks if she can spend the night at Niles's apartment, leaving him quaking with excitement. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce

Niles receives divorce papers from Maris - and to show he is not as spineless as people think, he signs them immediately. Comedy, starring David Hyde Pierce

Marge worries that everyone thinks she is boring so she takes up lumberjacking, but when her talent takes her to Portland, Homer is not happy

Marge becomes obsessed with getting the perfect vacation photo when the Simpson family are finally invited on the Van Houtens' annual trip to Costa Rica

Homer lands himself in trouble with Marge after forgetting their anniversary, while Milhouse usurps Bart as the cool kid at school when his parents are lost at sea

Homer wakes up to find he has lost not only his memory of the previous 24 hours, but also his family - and enlists the help of Professor Frink to discover what has happened

Andrew and Diane host the first visit of the week at Burnswood Boutique Escapes in Devon where the eclectic accommodation is a hit but one guest thinks the facilities are lacking

Mubi and Steve host the second visit of the week at Ashby's Accommodation in Portsmouth where the luxury lodgings go down brilliantly but a maintenance mishap causes problems

Alicia hosts the third visit of the week at Bosham B&B in West Sussex where she applies some homely touches for her guests but the relaxed mood is pierced by an argument

The week's final visit is to Marc and Matt's gastropub in Kent, The Dog at Wingham. One B&Ber thinks they've got a 'ruff' deal with their room

One guest's pernickety protests about a path prove pivotal in providing a plaque-winner as the B&B owners reconvene for payment day

Adopted sisters Niamh and Holly consider adopting leggy lurcher Skye, while retired flight attendant Andreas looks to exuberant cockapoo puppy Annie for companionship

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help Lexie and Ed from Nottingham decide whether to renovate their four-bed one-bathroom house or sell it and move elsewhere

Recently widowed 82-year-old Kathryn plans to build a new, accessible, ultra-sustainable home right next door to the home she lived in with her husband Jon

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Sandi Toksvig rediscovers her love of archaeology, more than 40 years after earning her degree in the subject. The first episode focuses on an Iron-Age cemetery

Part one of two. The historian journeys across Türkiye to uncover the origins of civilisation, tracing the birth of agriculture, religion, trade, urban life, myths, and empire

Personal testimonies of friends and contemporaries of Hitler, who recall how tyranny took hold in Germany during the 1930s

Part one of two. Documentary about how the singer and his manager got mixed up in organised crime, with the Mafia exploiting his Las Vegas shows to aid money-laundering operations

Part two of two. By the late 1960s, Elvis Presley is fading, creatively stifled and trapped in bad movies. His manager, Colonel Tom Parker, plans a comeback in Las Vegas

After being discharged from the Marines, a man joins a paramilitary organisation to support his family in the only way he knows how. Drama, starring Chris Pine

Farouk returns to the United States in high spirits. Ramy attends his first rehab meeting for sex addiction. Naseem spirals when a guy he dates turns out to be Dena's friend

Zainab is against the idea of Ramy being more involved in their daughter's life. Farouk and Maysa's plan to sell their house backfires

Part one of two. Gordon Ramsay tries to save a hotel in West Virginia whose owner has hoarded so many useless belongings there is hardly any room to accommodate guests

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp are in the West Country, helping a couple put down roots after years of moving around, and trying to find a first-time home for newlyweds

Homer lands himself in trouble with Marge after forgetting their anniversary, while Milhouse usurps Bart as the cool kid at school when his parents are lost at sea

Homer wakes up to find he has lost not only his memory of the previous 24 hours, but also his family - and enlists the help of Professor Frink to discover what has happened

Diane is shocked to discover Carla has fooled a man into believing her unborn child is his. Bar-room comedy, starring Rhea Perlman

Sam supports his former baseball team-mate Tom when he comes out of the closet in his new autobiography, hosting the book promotion press event at the bar

Sam and Diane challenge each other to find their perfect dates, but he ends up grabbing a highly unsuitable partner for her from the pool room