Channel 4 Saturday

Sam supports his former baseball team-mate Tom when he comes out of the closet in his new autobiography, hosting the book promotion press event at the bar

Sam and Diane challenge each other to find their perfect dates, but he ends up grabbing a highly unsuitable partner for her from the pool room

Debra sees newlywed friends making a public display of affection, and wonders why Raymond has trouble saying he loves her

Ray's Aunt Alda turns up at a family funeral and rekindles a seven-year-old feud with his mother. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Jean Stapleton

Robert asks Ray and Debra to help with his criminal psychology course by taking IQ tests - but gives them misleading results to gauge their reactions

Woody pays Frasier a surprise visit and the friends become nostalgic about old times in a certain Boston bar. With a guest appearance by Woody Harrelson

Three Valentine's Day stories, including the tale of Daphne and Martin's date, and Frasier's dinner with station manager Cassandra. Guest starring Virginia Madsen (Sideways)

Homer and Marge compete to be the subject of Lisa's 'Most Interesting Person I Know' essay, but instead she chooses Professor Frink. With the guest voice of Jim Parsons

Bart accidentally sees a new superhero film before its release, and realises he can use his plot-spoiling powers for his own ends

Marge puts a screen-time limit on the rest of the family, but soon realises that she might be the one who is addicted

Cletus becomes a helium tycoon. Meanwhile, Marge reunites with baby Hudson

Action from Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens, Florida, where the drivers battled for grid positions ahead of the sprint race at the sixth round of the season

At the Butterchurn Guesthouse in Otterburn, Northumberland, hosts Darren and Bobby are hoping to impress with their home-from-home B&B but a noisy night leaves the guests unhappy

Daniella and Angela host the second visit of the week at the Hillside Hotel in Dunbar, East Lothian where all the guests enjoy the view but Darren feels he's been sold short

The latest tour continues in Blackpool, where Paul and entertainer Victoria are keen to put on a show for the B&Bers at their Bella Vista Lodge

Simon and Lana host the week's final visit at North Star Sanctum in Fitling, East Yorkshire, where the hosts look to lay on luxury with their lodges

Payment Day sees the B&Bers take each other to task on everything from insufficient slumber to hopeless hosting, before the payments are revealed and we find out who's won

An undercover cop poses as a preschool teacher to catch a drug dealer whose son is one of the pupils in his class. Comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Penelope Ann Miller

The line-up in Sheffield Station includes a professional footballer with a sweet voice, the surprise appearance of a trumpet, and a new composition inspired by anglerfish

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As the selection process comes to an end, just two applicants remain, who must each pitch their vision for life on the farm for the next 15 years

David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis travel along the Canal du Midi. Along the way, Hugh and David visit an artisanal dye expert who reveals the ancient magic behind turning things blue

Documentary going behind the scenes of the German and Allied negotiations to end the war in Europe, counting down the final 24 hours of the struggle to agree a lasting ceasefire

June and Serena's journey takes an unexpected turn and Nick deals with a powerful visitor. Dystopian drama, starring Elisabeth Moss

A retired school teacher is yearning for adventure, and begins by hiring a young sex worker. Comedy drama, starring Emma Thompson and Daryl McCormack

A rancher escorts a notorious outlaw on a dangerous journey to a station where a train will take the prisoner to jail. Western remake, starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale

Staff at Woodgreen animal charity set out to match their homeless dogs with prospective owners. A family of four meets cheeky cockapoo puppy Percy

Briony May Williams presses for an answer as to how many apples actually go into a can of cider, while Kate Quilton wants to know what the white stuff is on salami

Homer and Marge compete to be the subject of Lisa's 'Most Interesting Person I Know' essay, but instead she chooses Professor Frink. With the guest voice of Jim Parsons

Bart accidentally sees a new superhero film before its release, and realises he can use his plot-spoiling powers for his own ends

Marge puts a screen-time limit on the rest of the family, but soon realises that she might be the one who is addicted

Cletus becomes a helium tycoon. Meanwhile, Marge reunites with baby Hudson

Kirstie helps young couple Fern and Peter, transform their empty flat into a brilliant space for entertaining, with the help of some crafty upcycling

Kirstie Allsopp is with a couple who are looking for a house with a garden for their son, and Phil Spencer helps a pair who have viewed 40 houses without joy

Diane is furious to learn Sam has entered a photo of her for the Miss Boston Barmaid contest - until it dawns on her that she can use the media attention as a platform

Sam discovers Coach is being taken for a ride by a so-called friend, so he and the regulars plot to beat the con-artist at his own game. Nicholas Colasanto stars