Channel 4 Saturday

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Bournemouth, helping two single parents find a home to bring their families together and a couple who are stuck in a rental rut

Norm is promoted to hatchet man because of his unique ability for giving people the sack. Bar-room comedy, starring George Wendt

Diane decides to leave Cheers for good and travel to Europe with Frasier and secretly wishes that Sam would stop her from going, but he is too busy organising her farewell party

Carla persuades Sam to hire an older woman to replace Diane, but it is not long before he turns his amorous attention to the new barmaid's daughter. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Carla plots revenge on her sadistic former school principal when she spots her drinking at Cheers

The brothers agree to produce a one-man show for a washed-up Shakespearean actor they idolised as children. With guest stars Derek Jacobi and Patrick Macnee

In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold. Kelsey Grammer stars

Niles puts Daphne on a diet and Roz tries a new perfume guaranteed to have a devastating effect on men, while Frasier sets out to save station manager Kenny's marriage

The family awaits Maggie's first words - which prompts Marge to reminisce about Lisa's early days and Bart's outbreak of sibling jealousy. With the voice of Elizabeth Taylor

Homer has a heart attack but cannot afford proper surgery, so dodgy doctor Nick Riviera performs a cut-price triple-bypass operation

Marge tackles an unscrupulous businessman intending to defraud Springfield's residents. With the guest voice of Leonard Nimoy

In Swansea, Calum and Lucy from the Secret Bar and Kitchen, Nick and Rich from The Plough and Stuart and Marius from The Mine compete to win £1,000

A shorter competition this week begins at the Tiger Inn in Merthyr Tydfil, Glamorgan, where a stay packed with outdoor pursuits and local delicacies has been laid on

Tina and Alex host the second visit of the week at Hill House in Bath where they plunge their guests into the history of the city but the parking causes problems

Kristina and Hanne host the final visit of the week at Romney Marsh Shepherds Huts in Kent where a trip to a vineyard wows their guests but breakfast leaves much to be desired

The B&Bers fight it out for the prized plaque on payment day, with a packed agenda of score settling and emotional feedback

A special episode looking back at some of the best (and worst) accommodation, low scores, tense arguments, dramatic moments and behind-the-scenes gossip

An orphan goes to live with a wealthy businessman running for mayor, and inspires him to change his cynical ways. Musical remake, with Quvenzhane Wallis and Jamie Foxx

Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Jon Batiste switch trains for planes at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5, for the last stop on their quest to find the UK's best amateur pianists

Including sport and weather

Steve Jones presents action from the battle for grid positions in the seventh round of the season, held at Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari in Imola, Italy

Documentary in which descendants of people who survived or perished on board the doomed liner share their forgotten stories, revealing the global impact of the disaster

June struggles to save her loved ones. Commander Lawrence welcomes diplomats to New Bethlehem. Aunt Lydia searches for Janine

The agents of the Impossible Mission Force become fugitives in order to bring down a shadowy society of assassins. Spy thriller sequel, with Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner

A journalist gains superhuman strength and power when his body merges with an alien organism. Fantasy adventure, starring Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed

In the conclusion of Gordon Ramsay's visit to La Galleria 33 in Boston, Massachusetts, he confronts the owners with an ultimatum and finds himself stuck in a war between the staff

Sarah, Graham and their four boys tackle the interior design of their ambitious new build classic country house, this time trying to design their dream kitchen

Kirstie Allsopp is in the West Country to see a house that has been furnished from top to bottom using upcycled furniture

Marge decides to find a job as Maggie is now at pre-school, but she inadvertently ends up working at a cannabis dispensary

The family faces a series of Thanksgiving nightmares, including an AI disaster, a risky space mission and sentient cranberry sauce

The cost of repairing the family home forces Marge to make a big decision. With the voice of Tom Jones

The family awaits Maggie's first words - which prompts Marge to reminisce about Lisa's early days and Bart's outbreak of sibling jealousy. With the voice of Elizabeth Taylor

Homer has a heart attack but cannot afford proper surgery, so dodgy doctor Nick Riviera performs a cut-price triple-bypass operation

Marge tackles an unscrupulous businessman intending to defraud Springfield's residents. With the guest voice of Leonard Nimoy

Diane rings Sam, hoping for a better offer after Frasier pops the question

Woody comes to work at Cheers, while Sam is staggered to learn Diane has joined a convent and immediately sets off to convince her she has made a dreadful mistake